First off, I want to thank everyone who emailed me wishing me luck on my exams. It MADE the difference! With the Series 7 and 66 out of the way, it's now legal for me once again to commit naughty acts with other people's money. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

But this also represents my last weekend of freedom, (for a while...), so it's time for us ALL to go out and celebrate! If somebody complains that you're too deep in the cups, or getting a bit too "grabby", you tell 'em it's the Cowboy's weekend and to shake their cute little ass back to the bar and get you BOTH another shot...

Chez, the bad man that he is, gives us our Project Mayhem mission for Friday. Dude, you still suck for making me a CoD4 junkie! I DO yell "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY AIR SUPPORT" at my laptop now. I even have a shirt for it...

An anthem from Kontraband that I think anyone who plays too many games can understand! Check out the Nerdcore Anthem!

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Melissa Rogers vs. the Cardinal's favorite Sinner Jaqueline Doyle
[LSFW]

And because it's nice and random - An Ode to Phil Ken Sebben

An interesting post from Klintron on Technoccult; King Solomon and His Followers - A Valuable Aid to Memory. And if you think Technoccult is funky, then check out what he does for pr0n with Technorgasmic! [NSFW]

The East Coast - West Coast rap war never ended. Check out the P-Unit vs. the Boyz in the Hills...

Attu posted this cool one to grab: SEO - Search Engine Optimization Made Easy

Vids of the Day - Ready, Steady, Go and I Sit on Acid

Swearasaurus - Because what fun is it just cursing in your native tongue?

HOLY FUCK! I'm rich and didn't even know it! My Shares have gone through the roof for Gunstar and Cardinal! I'm ready to retire now. Assuming the folks who speculated on this don't sell before I do!

Parting wisdom from Modern Drunkard - The 10 Best Things About Booze. “When I have one martini, I feel bigger, wiser, taller. When I have the second, I feel superlative. When I have more, there’s no holding me.” - William Faulkner

And, of course, the best is saved for last! Check out Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

I'm sure some of these other fuckers will get back here one of these days. 'til then, have a GREAT weekend and I'll see you next Friday. Want more? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

This'll be my last post for a while. I will be offline for a couple of weeks, then I'll be starting a new job. On Cinco De Mayo, no less. Would you expect anything less of me?

Have a fan-fucking-tastic weekend and Let's Get Deep Down In It!!!!!!

Harrassment in the workplace isn't funny. Just ask Hayden...

Your E-Card for the Weekend...

The two sides of Love: Lifehouse - Hangin' by a Moment and Puddle of Mudd - She Fuckin' Hates Me

Pimpin' for a Friend - If you want a really incredible read, check out Deus Ex's very own Chez Pazienza's fantastic new book, Dead Star Twilight. Check out some excerpts here...

Versus - The Cowgirl of the Day vs. The Cardinal's Favorite Sinner, Olivia Munn [LSFW]

Nice and Random - Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

A pretty classic picdump from Eblogx...

Vids of the Day - Act a Fool and Sex Bomb Sarah

Parting Wisdom from Modern Drunkard - 365 Reasons To Get Soused. Today is 18 April, right? It just so happens that Paul Revere made his midnight ride (1775). Make your own ride before the liquor stores close....

And the best of the lot, Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, your Cowboy has a lot of studying to do before his goddamn tests this coming Wednesday and next Thursday, respectively. Wish me luck? And Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it.

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country. Or possibly just made up.

Your girlfriend just got a new little fuzzy kitten and you need some great entertainment. I must be real tired...I found this fricken funny as...(well)....shit.

FEAR

OMG!!!!!! Lady just got owned.

How to get rid of a one night stand

World's Most Fearless Animal.... hmmm...don't think I would want to be in his sites.

PC vs Penthouse Pet ...she's right she wins.

Do I have your attention now.....

Somtimes there is an easy answer to a difficult question - This is so stupidly simple i can't figure out why i never thought of doing this before!

Well I'm outa here for now remember to crank them speakers here

This is copy and Paste Day!!!!! Just because I feel Lazy.

The Audi Gymnasts. Another Audi commercial that has absolutely nothing to do with their car, but is extremely cool.

Tiger woods gets a very queer question.

This is a pretty cool bar trick. Some dude places a piece of paper between a bottle and some coins and with a simple flick of the finger removes the paper.

Some dude flips his car on its side and a bunch of guys come over to help him out. Funny Stuff

Watch as these two bruiser bucks try to kill each other to see who will mate with the doe in the background.

This girl has a talent that I she will never need with me, but it sure is cool to watch.

It’s time for us to become real men once again! It’s time for us to take back our rightful role as the dominant sex on this Planet.

Sorry so short...I need a Dirty little thing see ya later

As most of you don't know (or care) I live in the U.S. Michigan to be somewhat exact and it's getting alot warmer here. So now I get to get out and BBQ, watch titties and drink beer outside.

Could this be your next Job??? Health Canada is looking for someone to grow government-approved weed.

The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys so they say.

This is how your computer says, "screw you."

Has anyone seen the brand new $5.00 Bill. Post a comment of where you live and the price of gas there!!

And while we're on the gas subject...Genius climbs on top of the gas tanker, reach into his pocket, and take out his lighter to look inside the tank!
How to Build An Toy Airplane All you need are a couple matchsticks and flies.

I don't think I would want to mess with this kid I'm sure this was a film to show what could be brought into a school with out anyone knowing(I hope anyways)

I have no Idea What He's laughing atbut it had to be damn funny.

Here's a couple vids before I leave.... Jessica....Hysteria....How Long
Till tomarrow....Later

A brunette says to a blonde “Look! A dead bird!” and the blonde looks up and says “Where?”

3 girls die, 1 is blonde, 1 is brunette and 1 is a red head.
When the reach Heavens gate, God says to them, “To get to Heaven you must climb up 100 steps, while going up i’ll tell jokes, if you laugh once, you’re off to hell!”

So the brunette goes first, 34 steps up, God tells a joke, she laughs, and shes off to Hell.
Up comes the Redhead, 66 stairs and Gods shares a wee joke, she giggles and she is then in hell.
Lastly, the Blonde goes up, 99 stairs up and she laughs, God looks at her, confused, he hasn’t told a joke! So he asks her, “what the fuck are you laughing at?” The blonde replies, “I just got the first one”

How carsurfing is done

April 14 is Cake and Cunnilingus Day

Jeff Dunham & Walter are so damn funny in these clips I'm sure you'll enjoy.

Well I'm outa here, sorry uch a short one post ... but please enjoy these music vids so sit back and crank em up...Later

so hot Holy Diver and Bad Medicine

You'd be coming up with screwball titles like that too if you'd just spent an average of 6 hours each day to studying securities law. I'd rate it right up there with masterbating with sandpaper. Sound fun now?

Well, what IS fun is that we are now at the WEEKEND! Hark the forkin' Heralds! Would it be too much to ask of our employers to be able to take a big swig of Red Eye and bust a few rounds skyward when 5 p.m. rolls around? I think NOT!

Regardless, have a great, SAVAGE weekend!

Tucker Max's infamous Absinthe Donuts story....

So wrong, and yet so right! My naughty little Badgirl gives us a post from her Hotbox sure to get us all in trouble - The Jailbait Gallery [LSFW]

Shameless bitch! Check out the sexy Mercedes-McLaren SLR ‘Renovatio’ gallery that Attu posted!

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Misty Anderson or the Cardinal's favorite sinners, Amanda Corey and Holley Ann Dorrough [NSFW]

My pick so far for the Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots asskicking title of the summer. From TTR2, check out the trailer for Hellboy II...

Chez over at Deus Ex gives us food for thought with his post, Give 'til it Hurts!

A cool post from Centro on Babes and Cars - What the world will look like when we've gone

Vids of the Day - Heart of a Rebel and London Bridge

Parting wisdom is provided by our friend at Modern Drunkard - Joints of No Return

And the best is saved for last! Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And my ass is history! Yours isn't? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Greetings.

I have a few links to share!

Kewl Shark Attack Video.

Oboma's a MacDaddy!
Hmmmn... wtf?

I wonder if you will continue eating Bananas after you watch this [LSFW] video?
wierd

Remember to remove those nipple rings before flying!
just amazing.

Sarah Silverman and Matt singing I'm F*cking Matt Damon. lol.

And for some naughty fun check out these nude babes [NSFW] and these adult cams [NSFW] for some real excitement! Or atleast bookmark them for the weekend

Be Seeing You.

- xoxo Vixen

I have nothing ready to post so I'll just surf and post, Been up all night working on my Music video site and hav'nt been to bed yet...Woodys Music Videos Here's a taste of what I'm doing...still neeeds work...oh well it'll get there. One thing I like and always found cool are the Bud light ads on tv and the ones that were deemed censored and did'nt make it.

Now I’m interested in this new business venture, anyone else fancy it?

Oka...I not sure how stupid you have to be to something like this but.....Not me.

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

A baby with two faces was born in a northern Indian village, where she is doing well and is being worshipped as the reincarnation of a Hindu goddess, her father said Tuesday.

Well thats all I'm worth right now....need sleep...Later

Bruce is back and I'm so glad to be here and ready to do some cool posts and get this site rockin again. DNA has been doing a great job but it's tough doing it basicly by yourself. And a BIG thanks to Vixen for getting me in....kiss kiss.
It has been about 2 or 3 years so I might be a little rusty but I'll get it back and try to do my best to keep you coming back for more. So enough of this shit lets get going....

Dead Dog gives us words with 2 meaningsand of course here in the states the Presidental election in full swing and if the Bitch winsthey'll have to rename the plane. (as you'll come to see I can't stand her or obama for that matter) And as a matter of fact I'm voting this year for Nobody.
Anybody besides me looking to buy a new house???? I found thats right up your alley...It seems Hubert Humphrey's estate is up for sale.....any takers?

Ya know one thing that really gets me is all these Teachers having sex with students!!!!! WHERE WERE THEY when I was in school???? And to top it off this kid told his dad (dumb ass) I would have kept my nouth shut and kept jumping on that.
I found this video that I thought you might enjoy Jimmy Kimmel's day with Richard Simmons. Scary as it might be.
I also found this little video on How to make Moonshine

Well that will do it for me for now....Later

To paraphrase Wendy O Williams famous anthem, if you will. This is my little bull pulpit, and I like it for such. Where else but the Dub-Dub-Dub can you get the chance to mouth off to such an audience? I'd be a fool not to take advantage of the opportunity presented! For this week, I will digress and say if you do want rant, go hit Gunstar. You won't be so safe in the future. Fair warning...

Like Chop Saki? Then check out this post from Kontarband - Ghetto Ninjas

Fly the friendly skies? Check out this story that Centro posted on Babes and Cars about a Texas woman's flight aboard American Airlines...

Star Trek, in its sundry flavors, doin' the Time Warp....

Statshots from the Onion - Why Did She Pack Up and Go, Worst US Jobs, 2049, and Top Punishments, By State...

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Samantha de Grenet vs. the Cardinal's Favorite Sinner, Amanda Lee... [NSFW]

And Uncoached gives us an accurate reflection of the current US job market...

Chez gives you your mission, should you choose to accept it...

Vids of the Day - Fight Like a Brave and Faster Kill Pussycat

The Vice Guide gives us the People's List

I can't believe they cancelled Jericho. AGAIN! Catch the full series on CBS 'til they take it down. Then get your peanuts out....

Modern Drunkard gives us the Drunk of the Month, Tucker Max. And check out his infamous Buttsex story...

And give it up for the Doggy! Check out Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

Flip commented and said he'd be back soon, and I expect Mia along any day now. Vix, how's about you? Get your cute butt back here and post too!

Now, your Cowboy is about to get eyeballs deep in practice tests for a securities exam he has coming up soon. Don't care about SEC '33 and '34? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Since I got more positive commentary for saying nothing, enjoy the silence! Want Rant? Hit Gunstar. Otherwise, links below...

Get your punch on! Check out this mean sampler from Kontraband - I know Kung Fu

It seems that the esteemed Mz. Caine may be joining us soon. Here's a taste of what you're in for...

Attu just gave me a tip on the airline to book when you need to fly to the UK... [LSFW]

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Natalie Hunt vs. The Cardinal's Favorite Sinner, Dana Dicillio

Uh, boys, pay attention! My naughty little Badgirl posted this excellent vid on her Hotbox - Sandra Sanchez and her Ducati. I haven't the words... [NSFW]

What Historical Lunatic are you? Rum and Monkey asks the question and gives you the answer with this great quiz. I, children, am Gaius Caesar Germanicus - better known as Caligula! Works for me...

An old post from this.is.Anfield - Is your Boss Goth?

The History, (sorted as it may be), of Modern Drunkard...

Vids of the Day - Crazier and When She's Hot

And the best, without question or peer, is saved for last! Check out Coolilo's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women!
[NSFW]
And with that, your Cowboy is off to fuck and fight. Well, at least the fight part for sure. Not quite feeling violent and funky yet? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

I'm working kinda full time as a consultant, and studying for a couple of securities examinations, so I'm kinda out of glib right now. I'm sure you'll live. We have a weekend ahead of us, and Monday is St. Patrick's Day. Not normally a cause for celebration, but it's my car's birthday and what the hell, there's drunken reprobates that need groping....

Get your link on!

With Madge actually making it into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, I figured I'd give you the classic BMW Film - Star

Bachelor Party excuses from College Humor

Need to kill some time? How 'bout an episode of Robot Chicken...

You know it's an excuse to get hammered, grope drunk chicks with lowered moral and ethical standards, but do you really know what St. Patrick's Day is all about? Personally, I'm more for the former...

Random ass for your viewing pleasure from dbasixx

The finally are doing something RIGHT! The Onion breaks the news - The DOT creates new lane for reckless drivers...

With a new regime in order soon, let's take a fond look back at the Bush Administration, as seen by Dave Chappelle

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Lindsey vs. the Cardinal's favorite sinner, Jenna

Kontraband posted this cool vid- LA to NYC in 4 minutes

Technoccult gives us 7 Insane Conspiracies that Actually Happened. Remember, remember the 5th of November...

Vids of the Day - Warped and 99 Words

The fascinating story of the Winchester House

"Double your money in 90 days!" The infamous scheme of Charles Ponzi...

And as Monday is St. Patrick's Day, I thought it appropriate to repost this gem from Modern Drunkard as parting wisdom - The 6 Circles of Hangover Hell

And without question, you should check out Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, I go back to a bit more work, (and studying,,,) before I go on a three day bender. Still have to plug along as well? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

You can thank Chez over at Deus Ex for the title. See, I remember reading one of his posts/rants once, where he admitted to yelling at the TV "Where the fuck is my air support" while playing Call of Duty 4. Got me just curious enough to check it out. And sucked in. Now I too yell at my laptop, probably right along with him! Thanks buddy! Needed another compulsive vice! Think I'll try soothing herion next, to take the edge off...

Yeah, / rant. After 2 plus weeks of wonderful gainful unemployment, I have a feeling my fun time is at an end. No more waking up at noon. No more fucking a whole day off playing CD4, then going out bar hopping. I believe I now have to "knuckle down" and get serious. Whatever that means. Mostly, it means I have to, once again, pass the Series 7, and then the 66. For the unversed, it's the investment industry's license to steal, pilfer, rob, loot, pillage and rape. Though they probably would use different terms. It gets me back in the biz, and off the streets. And with too much more free time, that may just kill me...

But enough of that - Links await!

From the Onion 2056 edition, news that surgery required for new sexual position...

Always in style - The Vice Guide to Evil

Kontraband gives us a great song for the ladies!

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Carmella DeCesare vs. The Cardinal's favorite Sinner(s), Louise Glover and Emily Dean [NSFW]

Chez's sendoff to Patrick Swayze over at Deus Ex....

Off the beaten path - The Bomb Project

Viral clips and overused songs...

Vids of the Day - Down with the Sickness and You Humped Me All Night Long

MTV ain't got nothin' on the richest boy on Earth! Check out the Richie Rich edition of Cribs!

Final Wisdom from Modern Drunkard - Life Lessons from the Rat Pack

And the best we save for last! Check out Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, I'm not getting up until Noon, because that's how I roll. Need to still punch the clock and such? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

You 'bout to feel the chronicles of a bionical lyric
lyrically splittin dismissin
I'm on a mission of just hitting
now it's written and kitten hittin wit mittens
I'm missing wishing man listen
I glisten like sun and water while fishing.
Bust the move and then swerve
Serve words with nerve embedded I said it word
Damn, you nerd man, you heard
Coming from the town of Illy and alleys are
full of Phillies and Rallys suckers get
Silly as Sally then found in alleys, I'm rowdy really

So here we go now,
Holla if ya hear me though, come and feel me flow

Not a Naughty By Nature fan? Tough. My post, my rules. And today, my rules say that I'm in the mood for some upbeat shit. Got laid off Wednesday, along with a bunch of friends at my job. More to come for the poor bastards stuck there. After this weekend, it will be time wear the consultant cap for a while and hustle some biz. AFTER this weekend...

For now, let's get down in it!

A few public service announcements first. Goosie, I DO hope things get better! Keep your head up lad! Flip - Quit Fucking, start posting! And Vix, you naughty little girl, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE AND POST! Mia gets cut a break for now, but she's not completely off the hook either. And Nai Nai, I REALLY do miss you! Won't you come back, even if only for a special guest post?

Check out the Lambo concept car that Attu posted. While I wipe the drool off my chin...

New Jersey truly does have a style all its own. Check out the state's best pickup lines, found via my naughty little Badgirl's infamous Hotbox...

While over at Deus Ex Malcontent, our man Chez is working on his own moniker...

And right here, we have an arguement to settle with today's Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Rebecca DiPietro or the Cardinal's favorite sinner, Tamara Witmer.... [NSFW]

I got sucked into this, and you can too! Check out all of Season One of Jericho...

More good news! Laptops in sleep or hibernation mode most vulnerable to attack...

Ahh, the simple pleasures - You are a Pirate and Kenya. And TRY to lie to me and say you didn't just sing and chair dance RIGHT along!

Vids of the Day - A Drug Against War and Jessica Alba Dancin'

Weekend Homework - How to beat a Speeding Ticket.

Need to fuck off the rest of the afternoon? Have NO fear! Adult Swim will take GOOD care of you...

And your History Lesson from Modern Drunkard - The Good, The Bad and The Thirsty...

And the best is saved for last: Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And now, it's time to get disreputable, disorderly and downright drunk! Still have that work shit to do *shudder*? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

I've actually got six plus days off, (as I left sick Wednesday, and was out Thursday), and am off until next Wednesday due to some strategic planning on my vacation schedule. And I owe it all to the celebration of President's Day this coming Monday. It is a gift that I plan to squander on misbehaviour and shameless hedonism. I hope you lot do the same. A lot of people have died for our freedoms, I SERIOUSLY hope you don't plan on honoring their memory by doing yardwork....

Leading off with your news highlights for the day from the Onion - , U.S. Blowjobless Rate At All-Time High, Mormon Teen Loses Inhibitions After Third Benadryl and Area Applebee's A Hotbed Of Machiavellian Political Maneuvering...

And speaking of Dead Presidents, check out this old Hughes Brothers Joint.

Though it's past now, check out all the shit that's gone down on February 14th...

Didn't get your honey what she wanted? Hopefully, she' didn't go all postal on your ass like these Bad Ass Bitches...

Versus - Cowgirls Leanne and Sara or the Cardinal's favorite Sinner, Whitney Leigh [NSFW]

From my naughty little Badgirl, test your knowledge of Which is Cheaper?

Want to really know what's going on in the world? I highly suggest perusing Jane's...

Light reading from Technoccult - Psychological Torture: A CIA History

Vids of the Day - Britney, Institutionalized and Jump

Modern Drunkard gives us final wisdom with Infiltrating the Drys

And the best for last, Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, your Cowboy rides off to the saloon for a $20 hooker and a bottle of Red Eye. Still stuck at work? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Does anyone even remember the infamous Cheech and Chong? (Just found a KoRn version of the same song...). Anyways, that's all moot. It's the weekend, my heathen bretheren! Grab a 10 year old bottle of the MacAllen, throw on your best kilt, grab your sword and let's go raid a small coastal hamlet!

And Flip and Vix, GET YOUR BUTTS BACK HERE AND POST! I feel like a goddamn Cat Herder sometimes...

With only X number of shopping days 'til Christmas, the Onion gives you this Special Message from Santa...

Perfect! Kontraband gives us a cute little puppy that you can show off to ALL your friends and co-workers. And Blanche, who I wouldn't share with ANYONE! [LSFW]

Vice Magazine gives us the newest sensation - LARP's

Versus - Paulina Rubio vs. Sara Jean Underwood

Why not put your Soul on the line and see if you can flip your afterlife for a profit?

Chris Rock, layin' it down about Rap Music... [LSFW]

Convict gives us a great joke about a Father's Wisdom

Vids of the Day - Blow Me Away and Down Boy

Parting wisdom from Modern Drunkard - Why We Drink. It is, I believe, the greatest of human inventions, and by far much greater than Hell, the radio or the antacid tablet — H.L. Mencken, columnist, biographer

And, of course, the best is for last. Check out Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, your Cowboy has shot his load! Not ready for the money shot yet? Then