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Monday June 30, 2003
Homer
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Thx for the little introduction Homer.

Best Friends ? Seen @ Ebolaworld, click to watch some more cartoons. Don't forget to see the 'George Bush Show'.

Bad Ass movie images.

Meet the Droopners !

Welltrained pussy ...



Chokin Chickin, a supergame !

Looking for an idea for a cool casemod, check this one.

Excuse me, this is only in Dutch language. Too hard to explain in English ;) Update by Erik: Here's the English version.

Stick RPG, another game.

Finding Nemo, if you haven't seen the trailers yet ... click and watch.

Watch the gas level :)
Posted by Coolio at 20:41 0 comment(s)
It's Monday. Again.
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Just another Monday.

Pamela Anderson in Stan Lee's Stripperella.

Caption Homer Simpson.

Censored Cartoons, a guide to the cuts and edits which have been rendered to the classic cartoons of Warner Brothers, MGM, Paramount, and other studios when broadcast on television.

Ace game. Bring guests to your UFO Pool Party.

Doom Funnel Chasers, a variation of Penguin Space Toss.

Are you a miserable ovoid creature?.

Surfin': check out the sounds at Heavy, download a few games at NStorm, wander around Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and see the cool media at sputnik7.

Mr Stabby becomes a magician.

Miss Atomic Bomb 1957. (That mouth...)

Odd Todd's Matrix experience.

Rehabilitating Mr Wiggles, funny online comic.

Japanese fetish song.

Wimbledon time, so here's Tennis Ace.

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart is hysterical.

Collect the puffs in Hoverbump.

Check out that... thing Nimbus has posted below and Coolio's cool links.
















Posted by at 11:03 0 comment(s)
Java Abuse!
Category: Cool Linkdumps

At Coolios, we tirelessly search every corner the web to bring you the best flash and java games we can find and present them to you, our Coolio's reader, the very best in browser-based entertainment. Sometimes, in the darker corners of the internet, we find something that is so unspeakably bad, but yet strangely compelling. Case in point, this little java gem.

Now this would be mildly passable had it been from the portfolio of some Java 101 student. However, this game is the product of a 10 year old development company, and yet could have been coded simply by bashing your head repeatedly against a keyboard. Don't say you weren't warned. Click and enjoy the " target="_blank">awfulness of the first ever winner of the Coolio's Doghouse Award!

Thanks to Reverend Tommy for the link.


Posted by Nimbus at 09:16 0 comment(s)
Monday Monday..
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Davezilla's Anti-Bloggies had me going crazy with madness! A great start for your work week.

Buy my muffler or I will date your sister.

This cute bear is hosted by the fine folks at flabber, so you know it is good stuff.

The muppets are much more angrier than I remember them being as a child. Here they are doing the NWA classic "f- the police". This is encoded using mp4, so quicktime 6 is recommended.

The people at Blizzard present Rock and Roll Racing, a demo for their upcoming GBA game. I for one would like to see more GBA games demo'd on a PC!

And dont forget, if you're in the mood to blog - email Coolio! That is all.


Posted by Nimbus at 06:29 0 comment(s)
Sunday June 29, 2003
A small one ...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

A small linkdump ... have to go out today. Too hot to stay inside + not in the mood.

The bad news ... there's no turning back ... Wastrel decided to quit. We can either go on with the team we have with maybe a lower posting frequency or find a replacement for Wastrel.
I really hope people are interested to join our team. Please drop me a mail if you do.

The good news ? We go on posting.

We warmly welcome you the real man.

Calvins, something for the working girl. Hope my female visitors won't be mad at me now.

The supaaaa Sushi Race.

Your favorite bikinis from Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball can be yours!

Amazing Johnnie Walker's commercials. Don't forget to check the others too.

Vector icons.

Move your butt.

Britney like you've never seen her before.

The cow ...

The running of the nudes.

And finally Dick Dynamite's adventure.

Have and don't forget to mail me if you're intresting in joining Coolio's.


Posted by Coolio at 10:26 0 comment(s)
Saturday June 28, 2003
Hot for Teacher!
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Vote for the hottest teacher in the Philadelphia area. If I had known about these ladies, maybe I would not have wanted to move away!

Watch as this guy moves your browser.

Before I go out partying, I alway look at these pictures to keep me from excess. Yikes!

I dont think this fellow was too happy with his diet bars lol.

Classic Coolio: I rediscovered sushi race after it was linked from memepool.

And be sure to drop a Coolio a line if you're interested in filling the power-vacuum left by Wastrel. Sorry to to see you go, man :(


Posted by Nimbus at 21:30 0 comment(s)
Europe vs Italy
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Streakers are inventive. Good shot here ;)

Blink and other movie clips. Everything is virtually lost.

To come to the point of things that are lost ... today i received the rather bad news that Wastrel will quit logging on Coolio's at the end of July. This is very bad news for me and the daily readers of Coolio's. Wastrel's posts were always top-quality. Too bad he has to leave. On the other hand i wish him much luck in his new job + personal life.
Hope we can make an arrangement to keep him at Coolio's ... i'll do my best.
But, maybe you're interested to co-blog, guestblog, or whatever at Coolio's. If you think you can manage it to post on a regular basis with the worldfamous ;) 'Coolio quality', drop me a line. Mail me, urgently.

So, at the moment i'm not in the mood for doin' a long post ... but this one made me feel a bit better ;)

Europe vs Italy, so true !

Knowing that, in about 3 weeks, i'll head towards Italy ...

Until it last ... enjoy Wastrel's post(s) below this one.


Posted by Coolio at 12:02 0 comment(s)
Little Fluffy Bunnies
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Weekend at last. :-)

Tragedy in Perish, with music by Muse.

The BBC have found this rather good Victorian anti-masturbation device.

Happy Bunny is pointless. And in a different way so is Bunny Love. :-) [EDIT: Some visitors report that the Happy Bunny site, as well as being pretty irritating, causes them browser problems. Click at you own risk.]

Modern technology is just great.

Pioneer 10 was launched in 1972. I wonder what's happened to it since then?

Jerry Creamburg; quite simply, the man embodies the complete Hollywood experience.

YPL educational toys.

Looky: flash & stuff at Actisign, games at Moby, multimedia goodies at the Super Custom Workshop and a cool promo, Maoam.

Don't Rush The Puck, French bread pizza vs. crispy pancake ice hockey gaming.

Take a look at the movies at the Chrysler Million Dollar Film Festival .

New Foamy and Germaine, The Wallet.

Ad: handcrafted glass penis paperweights.

One for the Dr Who fans; play a game of Tardis Tennis.

Monkey Pox , a love story.

The History of Boobs.

See below for more cool stuff.

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Posted by at 07:32 0 comment(s)
Friday June 27, 2003
Make Love, Not Terror
Category: Xtra-Cool Clip

Make Love, Not Terror.

One of the best clips i've seen in a very long time.


Posted by Coolio at 21:57 0 comment(s)
Quickie
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Just a quick update today, stuff I've got lying around.

Everything we forgot: the Rotten Library.

Fashion Do's and Don'ts.

Music with an urban edge, "one night in NYC."

Nomad Radio Pictures do stuff like The Birthday Party; check them out.

Chaucer inspired weirdness in Bluebaby.

Love makes me feel so lighthearted, a flash bauble.

The Singing Krak Babies are interactive.

Some games:

Avoid the foxes in Antarctic Antics.

Well cool design in this Battleship game.

The trick is to stay away from the walls in this ball game.

This is really tough: night driving.

Fight back against the Zombie Attack.

You're the dog who rescues the baby in Paranormality.

Playable Gameboy demo, the Lost Vikings.

Check out the bike game Coolio's posted below below.

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Posted by at 11:22 0 comment(s)
Thursday June 26, 2003
Let's Bike
Category: Xtra-Cool Game

Indeed, one of the best games i've seen on the internet recently.

Thx, Flabber


Posted by Coolio at 21:49 0 comment(s)
Junkie JXL
Category: Xtra-Cool Link

Junkie JXL's excellent website. Including a 2:00 hour mix which can be listened online. The new album can be downloaded very cheaply, etc. Great stuff.


Posted by Coolio at 21:24 0 comment(s)
Today in Link Land
Category: Cool Linkdumps

And today's linkage is:

Humorous comedy flash series Jickett's Speed Shop is worth a look.

View the Vietnam Veterans Memorial Wall.

Pretty good: Xtreme Pinball

Pro boxers with a lot to contend with in Lee & Marvin: UFO.

Alien Hominid, well animated shooter.

Do Not Enter, a collection of "Do Not" & "Do Not Enter" signs around the world.

Pickles, a song.

Experiments in drunkenness: brain cell depletion.

We're all victims of the Expensive Lifestyle.

Learn the Way of the Exploding Stick.

Simple promo game, Oreo Dunking.

Lipton's Tea ad from Hong Kong.

Wired Animations seems to be no longer updated, but they've got some great stuff in their archive.

Platform gaming fun in Super Plumber Man & The Mystery Of The Poopie Pipes.

Swearbear in "Blackout."

Check out Coolio's post below.

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Posted by at 10:40 0 comment(s)
Wednesday June 25, 2003
Midweek ...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Small linkdump during lunch :

Buy here an American apology shirt.

The Idle Thumbs clip that they couldn't show on T.V...

Had to send an e-card to a friend this morning, i strumbled on this one. Not easy to make a selection.

Watch out mister !

Pain In The Butt ...

It's in German but think you'll understand the things you'll see. The history of glasses.

Ugly Dress, the archive of the world's worst Bridesmaids dresses.

Roswell Declassified, seen this already a few days ago somewhere ... maybe interesting if you haven't read it.

Make your own Mondrian.

Shower Power, the Nivea game.

Finally a good and a new Hot-or-Not site : Breezergirls.

Have fun, back to work.

***Update***
Damn ... too late ... i just saw Wastrel did a huge linkdump too ... enjoy our both posts ... this will keep you busy untill tonight
***Update***


Posted by Coolio at 12:31 0 comment(s)
Madness
Category: Cool Linkdumps

It's another one of those update things.

We're still waiting on Madness Combat 3, so check out the comic in the meantime. Also, there's a whole bunch of other Madness stuff you can find on Krinkels' profile on Newgrounds.

Japanese shooter thingy.

The British Lard Marketing Board.

The tastelessness of mankind on video.

Fast paced gaming in Skyroad Racer.

Does the Psychic Ant Pharm have the answer?

By the way, are you going to Heaven?

Take the tour at NASA's Educator Astronaut site.

The Retarded Animal Babies bring you the Alphabet.

Things are different in Romanov's world.

A nifty Pong variant, Gravity Arcade.

The full list of SciFi.com's audio productions.

Digi-Sniff, the pre-oral vaginal odor analyzer.

Play a game of Really Crazy Golf.

Haiku error messages, for the poetically-minded sys admin.

Check out Coolio's post below.

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Posted by at 10:52 0 comment(s)
Tuesday June 24, 2003
there comes no end to the updates ...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

A new hype in the blogging scene : Fotolog. Maybe i start one myself one day.

Historical Anatomies on the web.

Can't remember this was posted over here in the past but it sounds familiar to me : My Virtual Model.

Burn, garfield, burn.

What time is it ? A new clock ... a human one this time.

Another one is this : The Blokklok. You can even download it as a screensaver.

Truly he has risen : Father Tucker.

Don't mess with this driver ... or send him an e-mail.

If you think Bush has many friends, watch this one first.

People who are against alcohol. They exist. They even make posters.

Signs Language, a collection of photos containing humorous, bizarre, and or confusing signs from around the world.

WTFOMG !!! this update is already finished ? Yes it is ... come back tomorrow for more funny stuff.

On the other hand, plenty of things posted today to keep you busy for at least another 30 min. Check below for more fun posted by myself and Wastrel earlier today.

And if you are looking for something else, like e.g. some classy babes you can always check my other blog with 10.000 visitors/daily. Yes yes, Coolio's babelog is doing great nowadays. Thank you :)


Posted by Coolio at 20:50 0 comment(s)
The tongue
Category: Xtra-Cool Clip

This tongue knows what he really wants ...

Click it to watch the clip. Brilliant !


Posted by Coolio at 20:18 0 comment(s)
Bomb Jack
Category: Xtra-Cool Game

Bomb Jack, one of the favorites when i was a little kid.

Game on !


Posted by Coolio at 17:50 0 comment(s)
Blur
Category: Xtra-Cool Game

Play the weird game at the site of Blur made to promote their new cd. Seen first (?) at Coolio's due to the internet-investigation skills of Mr Move X ;)

Don't forget to check Wastrel's post of this morning.


Posted by Coolio at 15:16 0 comment(s)
Preloaded
Category: Cool Linkdumps

What does your girlfriend look like naked? See Erik's post below.

Cook'd and Bomb'd, the comedy collective that includes UK genius Chris Morris, does hysterical stuff like Musiwrongs.

This takes a while to pre-load.

Psychalking is a method for paranoids to communicate with each other about dangerous mind control hot spots.

An addictive little game, match the icons in Bang On.

The stereo version of that laughing cat.

Brilliant interactive flash in Zoom Story.

See how far you get with the Wile E. Rocket Ride.

Ugly Models' Specials: X-files.

Another Public Service Announcement.

City of Shadows, a gothic tour of Victorian London.

Current styles of fake teeth.

Ren & Stimpy are making a come back! There's a new series planned and here's a clip. Meanwhile play their game, It's A Gas.

Fun shooter: Toy Soldiers.

Globulator, the global bizarre fact generator.

Please hold, Darth Vader.

Look down for more good stuff.

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Posted by at 10:45 0 comment(s)
Promotion
Category: News about Coolio

Nice way of making promotion for a website, isn't ?

Can you get your girlfriend to do the same for Coolio's Babelog ? Send your photo(s) with your babe promoting Coolio's Babelog to Coolio. We need real photos this time, no photoshopping ! Faces may be hidden.

So get famous and our endless thank. Take the challenge !

Take a look below for the regular excellent fun at Coolio's !


Posted by Erik at 07:34 0 comment(s)
Get layed.
Category:

Seen at Flabber.nl: Get layed, that's the mission.


Posted by Erik at 07:33 0 comment(s)
Monday June 23, 2003
Monday starts great
Category: Cool Linkdumps

This is what we can call 'safe sex'. More safe isn't possible.

Logotypes, today available 5005 logos.

I suppose you don't like history lessons ? What about a lesson about this ?

Hilarious : House Gymnastics. Be carefull for the X-Door.

Another project : The Sandwich Project. The contest ? “We are currently in production of a new series for BBC 2 called Nation's Favourite Food which is a light hearted look at what we as a nation are eating and where. I am currently working on the outdoor food programme and I am looking for Sandwich enthusiasts who will eat them anywhere, anytime, whatever the weather!". Mail the BBC if you think you can make the best sandwich.

Not or Hot ?

2 fast 2 remember

If you're into PC gaming the hot topic nowadays is if you should buy an nVidia- or ATI-based chipset. Think i'll go for the nVidia.

Potatoooo ...

This is a must see : Built to Resist
Right click on the link and choose 'Save Target as...' to download the file.

No comment : simply male species.

The little yellow gallery.

Koffievlek pointed me to this spoof about Saving Private Ryan, called : Saving Ryan's Privates
I had seen this link on other weblogs but didn't find the time to watch it. Be carefull : not safe @ work ! You should pass the commercial first at the beginning before the movie starts. Total length of the movie : 8 min ! Take a seat and watch ! It's brilliant ! Rofl @ 'Sticky bomb sir' :)

A good one to end with and token from the BBC : Dr. Who in flash.

404, go away ! Found on the magnificent page of Homestar Runner.


Posted by Coolio at 20:51 0 comment(s)
Kill all innocent webdesigners
Category: Xtra-Cool Game

Kill all innocent webdesigners in two minuts


Posted by Erik at 18:58 0 comment(s)
Bring Back The Weekend
Category: Cool Linkdumps

I hate Mondays. 5 (not four, not three) working days to go. Ow.

Testicles of the famous.

Beat Beckham in this free kick challenge.

It's about Mikomiko.

Peter Rabbit, Tank Killer.

Will it happen to you at the Miraculous Winking Jesus.

Scatological humour in Winter Feces.

A couple from Gameplay Online: see if you can make the grade as a car park attendant in Park A Lot and beat the tigers in Punching Range.

Surfy: keep an eye on Bill at Microsoft Watch, come see the strangeness at Alien Surgeon , look at the Guinness Book of Records weirdest videos and admire Rod Lord's original animations from the Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy series.

If you commit a crime, it would be extremely helpful for you to perform a Citizen's Self-Arrest.

This is the world famous Page that turns you into an alternate universe.

Surreal action in The Gory of Love.

The full version of Defend your Castle is now online.

The Powerpuff Girls' snowboard racer, Fast and Flurrious.

Stagger round your office party necking booze and evading snogs from minging colleagues in Flirt Alert.

Check out Coolio and Nimbus' great posts below.

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Posted by at 10:41 0 comment(s)
strategize dynamicly at Coolios!
Category: Cool Linkdumps

More stangeness found by our friends at Sensibleerection.

Did anyone get to see The Hulk this weekend? Maybe it is just me, but the computer generated Hulk looks a bit fake.

From Cruel: John Strand's "Remembering Laci" (requires Internet Explorer) is one of several heartfelt tribute songs written by total strangers for Laci Peterson, the only person murdered in the United States during the last six months.

Amazing what people post on the internet.

" target="_blank">Leverage the paradigm! The inventors of nebulous business terminology such as "synergy" and "incentivize" say enough is enough and are selling the cure.

And while you're at it, scroll down to visualize Coolio's proactive, bleeding-edge synergies below.


Posted by Nimbus at 00:34 0 comment(s)
Sunday June 22, 2003
City Parade :)
Category: Cool Linkdumps


Found a new cool weblog which deserves a bookmark : Wwweb's Daily News Photo.

In the city of Ghent, yesterday we experienced a Cityparade, one of the biggest free parties in Belgium. What's so special about it ?
Great music, luckily some good weather and especially some fine Belgian babes.
You want to take a closer look at the babes ?
And you bet they were hot.

Hmmm, gimme more of these, i hear you think.

Think i'll do a repost of this beauties at the Babelog too.

Thx DBB for your research ;)

If anyone, who has been on the Cityparade, knows more sites with pictures, mail me.

Time for some Smashing.

Also check the Cubebuster.

Weebl and Wee Bull.

BTW, Wastrel, that Crypt Raider game you posted here yesterday is killing me ;)

Active Adults, better change this into Weird Adults. But hey, it looks good and

Sleep tight tonight.

Google Viewer, something usefull to bookmark.

Fork you !

If you are looking for some emulated (spelled right) games, check this one. Though it's in Spanish you know how to download ;)

Powerskip, the ultimate running and jumping event.

Think you'll have enough now, check the other posts of today and yesterday. This will keep you busy for a long time ... nevertheless we'll be back tomorrow with a bunch of new links.

Coolio's is hardly to follow nowadays. Though i'm satisfied with the amount of visitors (approx 2500 hits/day) it's incredible to see how many hits other weblogs count. How do they do this ? I don't know and really don't bother about this. People who are satisfied will always come back. To all of you who always supported Coolio's i would like to send out a big thank you. Keep coming back and bookmark this site ;)


Posted by Coolio at 21:34 0 comment(s)
Banners and stuff
Category: Cool Linkdumps

First of all ... now that we are back and this on servers with better performance i took some time to 'analyse' the stats.
It seems many of the visitors enter trough the forward from my old site @ shrimpwars.be
Because i don't know how long shrimpwars will stay online i only have one advice, please update your bookmarks as soon as possible.

Another thing is the banner on top of this page. One of the 'drawbacks' of my transfer over to the flabber.nl-domain is that i was forced to include a banner. On the contrary, Flaxe, is offering us some great service with ultrafast servers and backbones. If you're looking for some quality hosting : click the banner. Too bad they don't have any information in English language. So foreign visitors, scroll down to the content ;)

Today i received a couple of mails with some recommended sites. Thx Ian and Mr. Move X.

Let's start with some 'sexy' ones.

The Illustrated Book of Sexual Records, Sexual Superlatives from all around the World.

Your daily portion of sex news.

Work it, along with some music of Daft Punk.

Men who look like Kenny Rogers.

Please mail me the same suggestions. I share this dude's feeling.

Le Kikki game. Fill in your nickname and click on 'space' to start the game.

Snoop Dogg Bo$$ Playa game.

This is not a war (it's love), a real masterpiece by Kottke

Maybe i'll post another one later. I have some more in the pipeline ;)


Posted by Coolio at 19:06 0 comment(s)
Saturday June 21, 2003
Site o/t day
Category: Xtra-Cool Link

Eccentris, site o/t day and excellent to end with. Need some sleep.


Posted by Coolio at 22:53 0 comment(s)
Beer !
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Brains & Brauns ...

Cameltoe, a repost, because it's summer ;)

What about some close up pictures.

Furilla, a kick ass website.

The 1000 Journal project.

Ever seen the Watch me dance series ? This is, e.g., episode 35

The Red Zone.

A FAQ ... an example by Compaq (HP Invent).

Milk Sucks.

Remember the The118118 Experience ? Now check the The Mystery Runners.

Being Famous, everyones dream.

Want to see me naked ?

This is it ... Go away, go to sleep or go out for a drink. Leave !


Posted by Coolio at 22:49 0 comment(s)
Hot over here
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Let's start with some nice tats, Body Signs of the Times, stolen from my friend's, Uncle Melon, hideout.

Weird shit links.

Everyone is under suspicion.

People who think AMD processors suck. Think twice (thx Linker)

Ruling flash : Jungle Sex (not worksafe)

Flash rules indeed, be carefull with these at work too. Don't tell me i didn't warn you (thx St Germain) ... this will keep you busy for at least 10 or 15 minutes.

More linkdumping tonight !


Posted by Coolio at 18:37 0 comment(s)
Matrixkid
Category: Xtra-Cool Link

Forget the Starwarskid, here's the Matrixkid

Thx to Flabber for hosting the clip.


Posted by Coolio at 18:31 0 comment(s)
TV Spots Cannes
Category: Cool Linkdumps

The Harrison Ford Finger Gallery.

Good to know that the Beatles still feel fine.

According to the Washington Post the U.S. troops in Iraq are frustrated. I think they just wanna go home ;-)

Suddenly Golf is much more interesting to me!

Hmm...sex is popular at the internet. Perhaps we should change somethings at Coolio's?

Gun are dangerous, especially in the hands of this female cop.

Ironing can be extreme! A South African duo have won an extreme ironing photo competition by ironing a shirt while suspended from a rope across a mountain gorge. See all the photos of the Rowenta Trophy 2003 Extreme Ironing photo competition.

The TV Spots Cannes is buzzing about !

  • Honda's Cog two-minute spot that is one of the most unique commercials of the year.

  • Saturn's sheet metal. A car commerical sans cars in which people perform like vehicles.

  • Ikea's Lamp. It's only a lamp but you feel sorry for it until the Ikea spokesman reminds you what an idiot you are.

  • Peugeot's Sculptor. Consumed with ad-stoked desire, a determined man uses an elephant as crushing tool to redesign his car.
  • MTV's Baby, promoting MTV's programming in Latin America
  • .
  • John Smith's Babies with a no-nonsense approach to a sex question
  • .


Posted by Erik at 09:45 0 comment(s)
How DNS works
Category: Xtra-Cool Link

DNS for fucking idiots and people who like MS Paint comics


Posted by Erik at 09:28 0 comment(s)
Squashing
Category: Xtra-Cool Game

Seen at Flabber: Let the Squashing begin


Posted by Erik at 07:48 0 comment(s)
The Weekender
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Da weekend is in da house! Hit the couch and reeeeeelax.

Ever seen the Batgirl symbol?

Keeping up to date with the best flash animation series:

Brian Mung has got as far as Fancy Soup 8.

Ill Will Press brings us that squirrel again in Foamy Fan Mail 2.

Weebl & Bob's latest is called Battle. It has a bull in it.

Matazone has a new episode with their favourite character in Little Goth Girl and the Space-Hopper.

Mediapickle's Brutha Man episode 2, "Following Leads."

Mondo Minishows #1: bowling mayhem in Spare Me.

Mondo Minishows #2: Christmas in June with A Kringle Feast.

Ace puzzle game from Miniclip, Crypt Raider.

Duane "Dog" Chapman, Bounty Hunter. Wonder where he trained?

Rectal Foreign Bodies is something else that's been updated as well.

Find the food (what else?) in Garfield's Scary Scavenger Hunt.

Listen to songs backwards online at Talk Backwards and find the hidden meanings.

Stunt Bike is a really good cycling simulator.

Concrete TV, the work of Concrete Ron, perhaps the greatest video editor of all time.

See the posts below for some really good stuff - that Office Work Simulator is well worth your time.

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Posted by at 07:22 0 comment(s)
Panoramas
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Watch your step!

For the price of all those monitors, maybe he could have bought a real plane?

Unfortunately-named products I found while shopping.

Look at this guy's new camper. Wow!

If anyone has a lot of extra time on their hands, here is something fun to do.

I hope it hasn't been raining for 45 out of the last 50 days where you are! If it has, here are a couple of free full-version games you can enjoy with a clear conscious:
Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory has assaulted my free time.

Grand Theft Auto the original version is now available for a free download.



Posted by Nimbus at 01:57 0 comment(s)
Friday June 20, 2003
The office work simulator
Category: Xtra-Cool Link

The office work simulator


Posted by Coolio at 21:12 0 comment(s)
banner(s)
Category: News about Coolio

A new 'contest' for the people with Photoshop-skills.

The real Coolio-fans will have noticed the linkbanner, in the past, shown below. It was used to link Coolio's from other websites/logs.

I need 2 new ones for my 2 websites meaning this one :p and my babelog.

So, let's make this a new showcase for Photoshop-experts (format : 120x40 pixels)

The best (ones) will be linked on either Coolio's or Coolio's babelog.

Mail me your examples ;)

Don't forget to scroll down for Erik's, Wastrel's and my posts of earlier today.


Posted by Coolio at 18:26 0 comment(s)
Up again, up again
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Here we are back. Bling an' all that.

When the seagull strikes.

Test your narcotics knowledge in Who Wants to Smoke My Honeybear?

The works of American comics genius Robert Crumb are on display at the Crumb Museum.

It happened to me; embarrassing stories.

Unfortunately named websites: www.powergenitalia.com and www.gotahoe.com.

Mike Stanfill: flash genius. His stuff: The Last Request, When Sunny Gets Blue and Rainbow.

Liam Lynch, the chap who did United States of Whatever, is part of the MTV duo Sifl & Olly and here are a few of their vids.

Is it over yet?

Wigger Dress Up Doll.

The Infinite Teen Slang Dictionary.

Is your neighbour a terrorist?

Virus Hunter 2, promo shooter.

Earthworks is a reconstruction of the prehistoric Ohio River Valley.

Ace graphics at ASCII Art Farts.

Weirdeness: Just off the A40.

Check out the posts below for some great stuff.

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Posted by at 16:10 0 comment(s)
Adopt a Local
Category: Xtra-Cool Link

" I'm Arthur Ayres, 90 years old, & my favourite drink is Arkells 3b. I've been drinking at The Tavern Inn for 52 years. I have earned the right to my own chair with my name on a plaque and photo on the wall (taken by the Sun Newspaper). I am still an active member of the skittles team and have yet to meet a better player. In fact I think I am the oldest skittles player around.

Pubs should not be taken for granted. Rural pubs were affected by the foot and mouth outbreak in 2001 and long running tourism industry challenges such as the strong £, BSE outbreaks and terrorism impacts on travel mean that pubs need serious support at a time when income from overseas visitors as well as locals is under threat. "

So adopt me !


Posted by Erik at 12:50 0 comment(s)
Let's linkdump baby
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Let's linkdump ... more animated postings later on ...

First of all ... let me pass. Make some place for Stallio's the Stud ;)

More Photoshops can be mailed to me ... check the left side frame for more information.

Who is stronger: Terminator or Hulk?

If pimps ruled ...

Build your own Pimp.

The Sars Art project.

Bars in Canada ... not bad ... at least the bartenders seem to be, what should i say, hmm ... 'Cool'.

Fashion from the eighties, fashion of today.

From now on you can call me : 'Lesser Man-at-arms of Furry Wilderness Creatures'.

Summer in Spain ... sure ! Just to remind you the babelog is back again too

And finally Bannertown- where old Chickenhead banners go to die.


Posted by Coolio at 08:35 0 comment(s)
Thursday June 19, 2003
Back ...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Some people will regret but most of you will be more than happy we're back. Everything should run more smoothly now, thx to Gert of Flabber.nl, our Dutch twins ;)

As i was saying, Coolio G is back. My stupid face seems to be a good inspiration to do some nifty things with ... what Photoshop can do with a face.

Even a Pope is possible :)

Rummy and Georgie.

He just wants to bangbangbang.

The Pan ... stickman in superb animation.


More animations from the same creator, Felix.

Battle for the Sudan ... if you remember the boardgame Stratego, you'll like this one.

Bluesuburbia, think i've seen this one recently at Flabber.

If you understand Dutch, watch these cartoons of Koffievlek.nl
Great stuff.

Two new shirts for the summer holidays (thx Bart)

Things not to put in your peehole.

Ever seen a Latex Fetish Barbie. More alternative Barbies on that page.

So far this small linkdump. More to come tomorrow, probably during my lunchbreak.


Posted by Coolio at 23:07 0 comment(s)
Tuesday June 17, 2003
Some downtime
Category: News about Coolio

Due to the move to a new (faster) server, it is possible that we will have some downtime. We try to keep it as short as possible.

Thanks for your patience.

*** update by Coolio ***

The transfer is finalized but we seem to have a little problem ... i managed to prepare a new update but couldn't publish it ... the admin of this domain is out to a party so you'll have to wait until tomorrow probably ;)

Need some sleep !

*** update by Coolio ***


Posted by at 17:58 0 comment(s)
Born to Surf
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Tuesday. Midweek blues are settling in. Surf a little, live a little during your lunch break.

Once again, ♥ to Mr-X for some of the links below. :-)

Jim Rediker is a licensed nurseryman at the Scenic Hills Nursery and he has something he wants to tell you about ants. For instance: 'Fire ants are responsible for the fall of the Roman Empire, the persecution of the Christians, and the Civil War.'

Interactive weirdness at 86 the Onions.

In case she's deaf.

Off-the-wall comic fun at Wulffmorgenthaler.

Ckoe, ten second animations.

A couple from noteable B3TAns: Inflate and We must stop the cycle of violence.

Have fun. :-)

Surfworthy: free game downloads at Ambrosine, cool stuff at Banksy, more cool stuff at euxyséme and nifty design at Sancho Panza.

Springtime: Murder in the Air.

Streak-O-Matic. Chase me, chase me!

The Definitive Guide to Football Chants in the UK. Sing along with Millwall F.C.: 'No one likes us, We don't care.'

Something.

Test your musical skills with Acoustic Club's Virtual Session.

Clever photoshop: Egg.

Keyboard gaming with Typer Shark.

Totally spiffing, this. Plok, interactive tennis.

Mysterious Al: 'This is what I am becoming.'

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Posted by at 10:59 0 comment(s)
Monday June 16, 2003
A little one ...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Small linkdump, enjoy.

Consumption Junction is quite famous among bloggers. It has some weird fans ...

Sure we'll find some candidates for this.

You smoke ? Right click - save as ... and watch (thx Elrellano)

Cats.

Ever been to lanparties ? Watch this one. You'll might need this one over there.

Duct Tape Wall Tapings.

Anti-fart underwear.

Beware dogs might have teeth.


Posted by Coolio at 21:04 0 comment(s)
Photoshops
Category: News about Coolio

Think we have a new winner in the Photoshop contest. Timo from Finland made 2 new beauties.

The complete bunch of pictures, including Timo's creations and some other new ones, can be found in the Photoshop-section.

Think you can do better ? You know what to do. Have fun ;)


Posted by Coolio at 17:42 0 comment(s)
Yeah, but does it w00t?
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Oooh, major big post today - a whole heap of thanks to MR-X for providing some great links. Reminder: we're still looking for pics for our Photoshop Gallery and our Fan Gallery. So don't be shy, let us showcase your best work or your best side. :-)

Music vid with a difference; Domo Darko.

Mail Order Husbands, the number one spousal-order fulfillment service for women worldwide.

Porn-O-Matic for the people.

Two great names in computing come together at last with MS Linux.

Avoid the scorpions in Diego Smart.

Random Google search of the day.

A couple from Flashtoons: Astroman and the Big Shit & Killer Thriller.

Legendary UK comic Viz have come up with some v. clever flash presentation for their stuff.

Penelope Pitstop GT. I always liked Mutley. :-)

... 404 404 404...

It spells...?

Alles mit Besteck. Nobody likes a smartass.

Coolio's Reloaded.

Security features for the new US currency.

Products that never made it: failed condoms.

Piccies: praise, boobies!, pussy!!, workplace safety and extreme BM.

Comic weirdness in Elftor.

How to dance Punk.

You have to focus.

What's wrong with swearing anyway?

Off we go into the wild blue yonder to make sure that the enemy gets Thrashed. (And a really wordy 404.)

Play the Rach.

Warning! This is not a spoof: these people really exist.

Pacman for the slacker generation.

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Posted by at 11:13 0 comment(s)
Hit them
Category: Cool Linkdumps

A little one before we go to sleep ;)

Police Sniper

Museum of paper clips.

Let's see the internet has some picture of you.

Another game, but now something to puzzle :

Rotation

La Viuda, unique Spanish fotomontage done by Txema Yeste with music from Alfonsina y El Mar. Speechless. More stuff by Txema Yeste.

And finally a weird game : Particle Jam.


Posted by Coolio at 03:14 0 comment(s)
Sunday June 15, 2003
Lob for a job
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Let's start with a game ... Lob for a job, what a game ... top !

Find the black spot ...

What's that hassle about that bugbear virus nowadays. Find out more over here.

Maybe we'll die by a virus ?

Meet Blob.

Bubbles and Tarantula's.
Ever passed the Guinness World Records ?

Moobs or Boobs ?

Seen much clocks on the net but this one is magnificent : the Cable clock.
Made by Andre Michelle, great stuff on it's website.

A car, a driver and cats ... play the game :)

The Unh! project ... A collection of guttural moans from comics.

Another project ... The Desktop Project ... if you send yours ... make that Coolio's is on your screen ;)

Talking about desktops ... the mouse pad museum.

Everything concerning the Star Wars Kid.

Rofl @ the Benny Hill version.

Think this enough for today ... check the other posts of earlier this morning. I'm off, spent some time in the garden with a nice cold glass of beer. Yummy ;)


Posted by Coolio at 21:42 0 comment(s)
Wallpaper
Category: News about Coolio

Wonder which wallpaper i'm using at the moment ? Check the full version.

Made by an italian fan, Maurizio ... a really talented guy if you ask me. Great stuff and thanks !

Maybe we could do another contest on this item : 'Make a Coolio's wallpaper'.


Posted by Coolio at 17:58 0 comment(s)
Idiot son
Category: Xtra-Cool Link

Idiot son ...

Completely insane but greatly made (and true ?) :)

More anti-bush on Eric Blumrich's mainpage. Funny stuff over there, at least i catalogue this as 'funny'. Can imagine other people won't ... hope most of the people will enjoy this kinda stuff. If not, sorry ;)


Posted by Coolio at 17:22 0 comment(s)
Bush and my doggy
Category: Xtra-Cool Captions

Wonder what Bush Sr has to tell on this picture. Don't mess with my doggy Mister. Caption this in the comments. Thanks Mr. Move X for the idea.


Posted by Coolio at 16:54 0 comment(s)
Alcatraz
Category: Xtra-Cool Game

Out of Alcatraz


Posted by Erik at 14:50 0 comment(s)
The Cooltrix
Category: News about Coolio

A while ago i asked the Coolio's fans to do some photoshopping to express their connection to Coolio's as a fan. Mr Move X, aka Knoedel, made this one, can you do better ?

Check the other entries over here.


Posted by Coolio at 04:15 0 comment(s)
Grandma
Category: Xtra-Cool Clip

In case you didn't know how to give your friend oral sex grandma will tell you.


Posted by Erik at 01:29 0 comment(s)
Saturday June 14, 2003
Pearls
Category: Xtra-Cool Flash, Xtra-Cool Game

Nice game:
Pearls I
Pearls II
Pearls III

(URL's corrected)


Posted by Erik at 23:39 0 comment(s)
Bling When You're Winning
Category: Cool Linkdumps

The weekend at last.

Low budget horror in A Christmas Casualtree.

Bumfights-inspired outfit FU TV has been closed down by the IFCC. And they're investigating a few other well-known sites, as well.

Joybies' Royal Blue Piddle Pants For Cats. Oh yeah, and there's a Belgian band called Piddle, as well.

Spot the deliberate mistake.

Memo: answering the phones.

OK game with a very weak premise: Captain Corelli's Mandarins. :-)

Apocalypse Rabbit vs Kitchen Appliances.

Out of Japan #1: someone doesn't like Georgia Max Coffee.

Standout comics company Darkhorse have for some reason seen fit to put Hellboy: Almost Colossus on the Playboy site.

Wistfullness with Ensamhet .

I baby seals. And, in case you haven't seen it, Seal Bashers. (More at Tango TV, BTW.)

Sing when you're... winning?

Create a Virtual Model.

Out of Japan #2: cats & espionage in Metal Giko.

See below for a ton of great posts!

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Posted by at 17:16 0 comment(s)
Outhouse
Category: Xtra-Cool Flash

Outhouse, a scary Flash Flick.

Please check the other posts of today. Much more below this one. Enjoy the weekend !


Posted by Coolio at 16:45 0 comment(s)
The turtle Project
Category: Xtra-Cool Link

The Turtle Project
Posted by Coolio at 16:44 0 comment(s)
Weekend (again)
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Gimme my change. This is America ! Fuck :)

Adam001, my existence is in your hands. Weird but looks great.

Protecting Masks, certified protection against Anthrax, Cyanide, Sarin, Smallpox. Don't wait until it is too late !

Remember the Wazzupp-clips ... here's the Jihad-version.

And what about the Star Wars Kid in another (stinky) project.

At the Comic Zone funny video clips i found a great clip about Britney in some other stinky stuff. Click and download the zipped-mpeg ;)
The Rush Hour 2 clip is hilarious too.

The Trial game ... a repost. People will have fun with it, for sure.

Drunken Sexual Hangman, think this is a repost too, but who cares when it's fun to play when you have nothing on your mind.

More to come later.


Posted by Coolio at 16:41 0 comment(s)
Bush looses balance
Category: Xtra-Cool Link

President George W. Bush, momentarily looses his balance while riding a segway personal transporter. Why did he buy this ? Just take a look at segway.com:

"Welcome to the evolution of mobility. Cover more ground, be more productive, be more intelligence"

Photo1 & Photo2

Would Jerry Springer also use a segway personal transporter ?


Posted by Erik at 15:34 0 comment(s)
The 118 118 experience
Category: Xtra-Cool Link

The 118 118 project. This is really hilarious. A must see ! The best one i've seen in a long time.


Posted by Coolio at 15:18 0 comment(s)
Western
Category: Xtra-Cool Game

Western

This game kept me busy for a long time ... enjoy this one.


Posted by Coolio at 04:39 0 comment(s)
Teen Titans
Category: Xtra-Cool Game

Teen Titans, let's fight.


Posted by Coolio at 03:47 0 comment(s)
Don't Fix It
Category: Xtra-Cool Link

What happens to a man's body after a vasectomy?


Posted by at 02:15 0 comment(s)
Category
Category: News about Coolio

Today I've setup a categorylisting for all the postings at Coolio's. Every posting will be added to one or more categories. At the end of every posting you will see the category of that posting. Click on it at all the postings in that category will be loaded. You can also use the links in the category-section in the column on the right.

Some categories have not much postings yet, but we're blogging like a maniac so that problem will be fixed very soon ;-)

If you experience any troubles with the category-stuff (or if you like it) let me know by adding a comment.


Posted by Erik at 01:59 0 comment(s)
Friday June 13, 2003
Coolio's Stamp
Category: News about Coolio

Paulo, weblogger at Flabber did a really good Photoshop. No comments on this one. Really brilliant ! Thx Paulo.


Posted by Coolio at 23:27 0 comment(s)
America's most wanted
Category: Xtra-Cool Clip

America's most wanted terrorists. Give them a sign when you have spotted one of them.


Posted by at 16:46 0 comment(s)
Orgyscape
Category: Xtra-Cool Game

Orgyscape, time is running out.


Posted by Erik at 16:01 0 comment(s)
Lay down your phone or I'll shoot
Category: Xtra-Cool Clip

This is not funny, so it's an exception of what you normally find at Coolio's.

March 15, 2003: Cops of the Shreveport Police Department shot and killed an un-armed guy. He was holding his cell phone as a weapon, so the cops didn't really have a choice. Below are some videos of the event of him actually getting shot to death. Don't watch if...

  • Article in the Shreveporttimes.com

  • Video of Police car 138

  • Video of Police car 170

  • Video of Police car 185

  • Images of the video
  • Rule #1: Never poke a angry wild cat with a stick !

    See the posting of Wastrel below for more fun; A new Happy Tree Friends, a Karate instruction video and much more !


    Posted by Erik at 15:56 0 comment(s)
    Soon...
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    The Olsen twins are 17 years old today. Tick, tick, tick. :-)

    I just took the BBC's weekly News Quiz and down at the bottom they've got a bonus puzzler; what is the question to the answer "What the hell was I thinking?" (And, no, that's not what got me wondering about the Olsen twins.) Soooo... answers in comments please:- which question gets the answer "What the hell was I thinking?" And take a crack at NoFear's photo caption challenge below why you're at it.

    New from Happy Tree Friends: Get Whale Soon.

    Patent pending: Improvements in or relating to gas collection.

    Do your worst at Vandal Squad.

    Oh, clever; ascii Matrix chicks.

    Bop It, Simon Says inspired plaything from Hasbro.

    Interactive digital instruments for the musically minded.

    Billy Bragg, the conscience of the UK music scene, has put his favourite links online.

    Instructional video: Karate.

    Dance, dance, damn you! Stereo MPs.

    Almost forgot the obligatory oglelink: Pitbabes.

    Rate My Finger. They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel now.

    Brilliant animation series Little Ninja is currently offline, but you can still play the Little Ninja game.

    Help with life's difficult decisions.

    4th music-related link of the day: Trapped on the Internet, a song.

    Young-Hae Chang Heavy Industries Presents Dakota.

    Have a look at the ♥ly stuff below.

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    Posted by at 15:37 0 comment(s)
    Almost weekend
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    A little morning joke:

    It's a Miracle In the dead of night a geezer wakes up his wife, telling her, "Mildred, I've just seen a miracle! I went to take a leak and the light came on all by itself--I never even touched the switch. Then when I left, the light went off all by itself! A miracle, I tell you!" Wife says, "Fred, you old fool, you pissed in the refridgerator again!"


    Never forget to wash your hands after you've been to the toilet.

    Before Iraq was bombed by the US, they had quite a TV reputation.

    How shit happens.

    Don't know who to attract women? Learn it from Jim Carrey himself.


    Posted by at 15:11 0 comment(s)
    Good morning
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    A good morning caption, a classic one.

    Want a beer, bitch?

    Toilet sex can be very serious.

    Ever seen a scooter owning a sportscar in speeding?

    An idea of a very cheap PC.

    Are YOU one of those Americans?

    Homer Simpson is the most famous American of all times.


    Posted by at 13:42 0 comment(s)
    Doggy Style
    Category: Cool Linkdumps, News about Coolio, Xtra-Cool Captions

    What about a real doggy style ? Time for a new caption ? You're free to go in the comments or little photoshopping ?

    The original picture found at Boners.

    Talking about 'the real thing' ...

    Ever heard of the Blowbib ? Or the The Accomodator.

    So far a short post from my part ... maybe more later, if the site stays online. There seem to have been problems the last 2 days and maybe the next days more problems will occur but we are busy to transfer the site (along with Flabber) to a new server with more powerfull backbone. Expect a more fast and reliable Coolio's real soon. Hope you'll stay loyal to uss. We are really working on a solution, please stay with us ;)



    Posted by Coolio at 03:56 0 comment(s)
    BJ
    Category:

    Seen at Flabber: Honey can you stop with the Blowjob for a moment, I wanna see if the stats are realtime ;-)


    Posted by Erik at 02:41 0 comment(s)
    If you're receiving this...
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    Putting this up quick in case we go down again. >:-(

    New Wallace & Gromit episode, The Tellyscope.

    Zen: clever flash thing.

    Cop humour: Peta Protest. More at Mikey's House.

    Flash brilliance at Illuminations.

    Profanasaurus, for all your swearing needs.

    Sneezefic, slash fiction for those with a... sneezing fetish? They're just making them up now.

    It Takes Guts to play this game.

    Adolescent fun time: Which swear word are you?

    So you wanna... get a sexchange?

    See: the inside info at the CIA Factbook, who's who in heroland at the International Catalogue of Superheroes, latest on tech stuff at Slashdot and cool design at Fog Studios.

    Beautifully anmated Croatian Tales of Long Ago.

    Comic book fighting in Teen Titans Battle Blitz .

    The joys of Engrish: Spread Beaver tshirt.

    Surprisingly Useful Devices for the web.

    The Daisy Cutter, comic weirdness.


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    Posted by at 02:07 0 comment(s)
    Wednesday June 11, 2003
    Caption time again
    Category: Xtra-Cool Captions

    After the success of Wastrel's Caption posting yesterday ... we have a new one.

    Let's caption the above picture in the comments.

    Some extra news about the Fan Gallery and the
    Photoshop contest ... i've added some new ones. The collections are starting to grow ... but i expect more ;)

    The links will stay permantly in the left side frame of the site + i'll send some reminders at certain time(s) ;)


    Posted by Coolio at 19:51 0 comment(s)
    Celebration
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    Today my girlfriend and I are 1 year together, tonight we're going out for dinner in a fancy restaurant! After I studied ofcourse...

    3 Foot Ninja. Also check the other games on the site.

    An American tribute to Saddam Hoessein. Can someone tell me who the Black woman is?
    To stay in the mood, here is the real version of George W. Bush.

    The life of a dick can be hard sometimes.

    The forbidden Matrix scenes.

    Back to the books now....



    Posted by at 19:35 0 comment(s)
    Jim the Cat
    Category: Xtra-Cool Flash

    Jim the Cat

    Seen at Flabber, our co-bloggers and friends.

    Hope we stay alive today, here at Coolio's. Read more about our 'problems' below this post.


    Posted by Coolio at 18:33 0 comment(s)
    Problems
    Category: News about Coolio

    As you might have noticed we experienced some annoying problems the last 2 days. But no worries, in the next upcoming days we'll be transferring this babelog and my other weblog Coolio's Babes to a new server including some highspeed backbones. At the moment i don't know how long this will take and if there might be a 'downtime' reflecting on this. But, the main thing is that we'll be back and faster than ever.

    At least we hope. Fingers crossed and be patient. If we stay in business today, because most of the time in the afternoon (CET) the sites drop death when the American start to surf (the servers are located in the States), i'll try to do another update. So have an eye on the sites later on.

    Don't forget to read the posts of Wastrel and Nimb. Great stuff !


    Posted by Coolio at 18:20 0 comment(s)
    Hello again
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    We were down for much of yesterday due to server problems - we're planning a move to a new one so that shouldn't happen again, fingers crossed. And me little 'caption this' thingy was going so well. :-( We weren't the only ones who need help, BTW; so do RadioHead.

    Coolio's things:

    Coolio's Fan Gallery - email.

    Coolio's Photoshop Gallery - email.

    Coolio's Icon (Internet Explorer users only.)

    Coolio's Babes

    Introducing Wicked Weasel's new 464 survival bikini: 'The 464 range was designed by Taryn VanKan in the lead up to the Iraq conflict.'

    Men at work in Belgium

    Edgy fun in the Condom Game.

    It's Weebl and Bob's birthday.

    Calvin Klein for the working girl.

    Create your own creature at TechnoSphere.

    Gunjitsu, the way of the stick.

    New site with a clever premise: Caught Sleeping.

    Looky: multimedia at National Geographic High Speed, cool design at This Is A Magazine, great flash stuff at Mediaramas and advanced graphics at Farb-Rausch's The Product.

    The internet needs this; the Drivel Award.

    Hello, and welcome to the "Server Error-404 Psychiatric Support Page."

    I don't know what a Celebémon is but you can make them fight.

    Doodles is a smart cartoon.

    Take the Death Test to find out how long you have to go.

    An ace adventure game, Whole Wheat Waffles found at Stickman Murder Mystery.

    See below for earlier posts with coolest links.























    Posted by at 17:34 0 comment(s)
    How to be a player.
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    Nice to be back from my journey with a raft filled with updates for everybody!

    People are always stopping me on the street and asking me, "Nimbus, how do I become more attractive to the opposite sex?" I tell them all they need to do is to read Coolio's! But if that isn't enough, this site will help you lay your mac down.

    How can anybody think that this is a good idea?

    Well, I am already planning my next trip. Has anyone ever gone to this place? beer is any good?

    So, you're reading Coolio's, and you're still not happy. Well, fear not! This book is here to help you goodbye your depression.


    Posted by Nimbus at 00:36 0 comment(s)
    Tuesday June 10, 2003
    Beloved Leader
    Category: Xtra-Cool Captions

    This photograph of UK PM Tony Blair was posted on the BBC News site and then taken down very, very soon after. Too late.... muwha-ha-ha.

    Can anyone suggest a caption?


    Posted by at 23:34 0 comment(s)
    Death Quilt 2003
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    Finally Coolio's has achieved the fame he deserves; see his posting below. Wonder if he'll end up in Blogger - the Movie. :-)

    Let's see what you look like so we can put your picture in the Coolio'sFan Gallery - email us here. And if you've come up with a cool piece of graphics work then we'll put it in the Coolio's Photoshop Gallery - here's an email for that with the subject line already filled in to save you valuable typing time. :-) And put yourself on our Guestmap - see under Nifty Stuff on the left there.

    BTW, if you want to link to a particular post at Coolio's (rather than just the front page) then just right click on the post header - like Death Quilt 2003 above - and choose 'Copy Shortcut' for the link to the vanilla page for the post.

    Ghost in a jar, ghost in a car, and now Death Quilt. I just know someone will buy this.

    'Animated short film about the mysterious Golden Boy and his brief visit to earth.'

    I found Chat Chaos well tricky.

    There's chap I know called Monkey Do. He mentioned that he's a DJ and he does stuff like this. Definately worth a listen. (Big downloads, so broadband recommended.)

    The things you never knew existed store

    A few playthings from Levitated.

    Surfable: cartoons at Callahan, ace English language Czech webzine Prague TV, brill design at EGO7 and radio vérité in This American Life. One to keep an eye on: Spumco - it's the promised (for a very long time now) site of the twisted genius who brought us Ren & Stimpy.

    IFAQ: Infrequently Asked Questions.

    UK's finest comic strip Andy Capp, and a good idea; a comic strip digest updated daily.

    My old 404 page.

    Retro gaming fun in Rat Escape.

    Can anybody tell me how the Crystal Wand works? Like Heineken? You know, 'reaches the parts' and all that.

    A couple from 120seconds: Mr Man in Cloud and Nostalgia for the over fifties.

    'My name is Talula and I am a eunuch.' Talula?

    Check out the posting below from Coolio and Erik (wasn't everyone up early this morning?) for great links and up-to-date info about the site.



















    Posted by at 19:30 0 comment(s)
    I'm famous !
    Category: News about Coolio

    Yes, yes ... believe it or not, Coolio('s) is getting famous.

    I've been asked by SpacerUK, an online magazine, for an interview. Aahhh, being famous feels soooo good.

    Thank you for the flowers, gifts, ...

    Now, it's your turn to show appreciation, just like Erik told in his posting right below this one, check the 2 new contests namely : The Coolio's photoshops and the Coolio's Fan Gallery.

    I know it's not that original anymore but i'm thinking about some more Photoshop contests in the future. It all depends on the reactions on the above 2 contests + the interest in doing such things over here at Coolio's. Maybe we should discuss this in the comments ?


    Posted by Coolio at 18:22 0 comment(s)
    The End of Internet
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    If anything can go wrong it will with this worm in an excellent flash animation. Posted by Coolio a very, very long time ago, but it's worth a repost.

    Are you Glowing in the dark ? Better read this

    Nice commercial of Calvé

    Damn, I've reach the end of the internet. And the end of this short posting...

    Satisfied that Coolio's Weblog continues on an other location ? Now it's time to show you appreciation !
    Send us your picture for the Coolio Fan Gallery. We wanna see for whom we're doing all the hard work :-) See Coolio's posting for all the information.


    Posted by Erik at 17:38 0 comment(s)
    Pinball
    Category: Xtra-Cool Game

    Excellent Wild West Pinball Game of Pepsi.


    Posted by Erik at 01:38 0 comment(s)
    Never Too Young ?
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    The aim of the LoginMatrix "Hack Me" challenge, is very simple, you must attempt to pass each level of progressively more difficult challenges until you reach the end, whereupon you may enter your name into our hall of fame.

    Ehh..I wonder where he learned this, but you're never too young to learn or not ?


    Posted by Erik at 01:32 0 comment(s)
    Monday June 9, 2003
    Coolio's Photoshops
    Category: News about Coolio

    Yesterday i started a little experiment with introducing the 'Coolio's Fan Gallery', until now i only received 1 real fan, out of Finland, besides a few contributions of the own crew including myself, Erik and some younger fans ;)

    Wanna read what it's all about ? Check here. C'mon, let's do a little effort and join the real Coolio-fans clique.

    Mr Move-X also came on with a great idea to start another competition for Coolio-fans : the 'Coolio's Photoshop'-project.

    Let's explain everything with a little example :

    Let's make photoshopping a cool thing to do along with Coolio's ... do your thing so we could include everything in the Coolio's Photoshop Gallery.

    So, a little reminder in your Coolio agenda :

  • Make a Coolio's Fan picture

  • Make a Coolio's Photoshop picture
  • C'mon get ready for it !


    Posted by Coolio at 20:24 0 comment(s)
    Heavy Drinker's Guide to Iowa City
    Category: Xtra-Cool Link

    It's no secret how fun drinking can be. The simple act of getting plastered has the remarkable effect of making any experience in normal surroundings far more exciting. By providing the Heavy Drinker's Guide to Iowa City, Keef hopes to provide newcomers to his beautiful city the means to enjoy it to the fullest-- through a drunken haze.

    Don't forget to check out the images of your date with Keef !

    See Wastrel and Coolio's posting below, both with a huge set of links for more fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun,fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun,fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.


    Posted by Erik at 15:48 0 comment(s)
    Found: stuff.
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    Lots of shiny new things at Coolio's. We've just set up a Fan Gallery so can email us your pics and we'll put 'em up. It's always fun to see what people look like. (My last photo was taken in... 1988. Good grief.) There's our Guestmap so that we can see where you're all from - we've already got people from Canada, America, Germany, Belgium, the UK and Ireland leaving their mark there. And for those more techminded than me we're now offfering RDF and XML feeds, so feel free to take advantage. And, of course, the everlovin' babelog is still with us. :-)

    (BTW, for Internet Explorer users who miss the old Coolio's icon, it's still available here. The whole business of having to save fav icons is due to a glitch in IE.)

    Ace flier Skybolter was big when it first came out and now they've got a new version on the go. Check the rest of Underdog's site for some very promising demos.

    A few flash playthings. Includes a nice one with dear, sweet Anna.

    Factuality: history through the eyes of those who lived it at EyeWitness, the story of espionage at the Spy Museum, raise your consciousness at Future Farmers and find out the meaning of any symbol.

    Sanitary product ads (we never promised you good taste): Mighty Midols - slogan: 'The Mighty Midols bring quick relief. Period.' - and the Feminine Hygiene Song.

    Come see: the fun stuff at Art Barn, great design at Smallplace, multimedia heaven at I Want My Flash TV and maximum laughter at Robin Williams.

    A couple from Japan: Outside 20 ('this is a parrot story with wrong english & heavy impact') and the Perpetual Motion Robot.

    Parodies: the Matrix (comic) and Mastercard (vid.)

    Retro arcades: Rezin69 and good old Aunty Beeb.

    Summer holidays: ladies can get sort-of-free accomodation in Athens, Greece and those visiting the lovely Netherlands can stay at the Black Tulip Hotel. If you like that sort of thing.

    Question for Black Tulip Hotel residents: What's your sexual fetish?

    Camp Chaos' most popular series Angry Naked Pat has a great site of it's own.

    Pillow Dance.

    New concept in programming: NaDa, the only software commercially available that is guaranteed not to crash your computer. Are you listening, Mr I-Can-Buy-Iceland-Without-Breaking-A-Sweat-Gates?

    This has to be the ultimate 404 page.

    Do we have any artists among our visitors? Visit Stripcreator, make a comic and tell us about it. :-)

    See Coolio's post below for the latest on the site and some great links and all that's gone before.



















    Posted by at 15:15 0 comment(s)
    Bird
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    Because postings with T-shirts are in today ... why not start with Crazy Teeshirts. Think my wife will hit me wearing this shirt but it looks good. Wonder if i get one for free from Crazy Teeshirts to do this little experiment.

    The difference between torture and joy. It looks both torture to me. Man, grass and huge gardens, always a torture.

    Art or Crap ... not easy to tell.

    Now we are teasing you with quizes :

  • What is it ? Animal, vegetable or mineral.

  • What do you prefer : a snack or scat ?
  • Bo-la-re ... more of this !

    Vagabond Paper Doll.

    I shake U ...

    Micheal Knight and Kit in a special adventure : Scene Rider.

    Let's see what i do wrong in bed.

    The story about Hamburgers and Wootbeer.

    Butch Mushroom, great game ! Check the intro. And even more games

    Skippy, the Goth Kangeroo.

    ET, like you've seen him never before. On the same site i found Evil Sheep (rofl the Tarantino style) in Brian Mung's film gallery. Great stuff Brian.

    You wonder why playing games is so cool nowadays. Watch this Battlefield 1942 weenie (thx Knoe).

    And the last one of today. Damn Wastrel the bug is on the wire game you posted here a few days ago is keeping me busy. Great game.

    Some information to the crowd. We're working on some enhancements and some new features to make surfing over here at Coolio's more fun. In the future we'll dump our posts into special categories for more convenient reading afterwards. We're still working on it, so be patient.

    Also, if you finished reading at the main page ... scroll down to the bottom and click on 'more entries', by doing this you'll go to the recent archive. We're still busy making some monthly archives too. Much work to do but so less time. Andreas, my kind webmaster, is hanging at the bar now. He's suffering from the hard work he did to finalize a redesign of Coolio's Babelog and Coolio's Weblog (this one). Two websites in approx. 2 weeks. No wonder he's down at the moment. Keep up Andreas, you did a magnificent job ;)

    Ok, don't forget to read the earlier posts of today, especially the post about the 'Coolio's Fan Gallery', still haven't received that much reactions on my request. C'mon !

    I'm off now, listening to LamRim ... LamRim what ? Simple, it's just a Tibetan Buddhist Internet Radio. And leave me alone now :)


    Posted by Coolio at 05:34 0 comment(s)
    Xiiin
    Category: Xtra-Cool Link

    Xiiin, no comment ... simply a Xtra Cool site of the day.



    Posted by Coolio at 04:30 0 comment(s)
    The Coolio Fan Gallery
    Category: News about Coolio

    Let's celibrate our new start here at Flabber with a 'let's know eachother better'.

    We added a 'The Coolio Fan Gallery' at the left side frame of the site inside the 'nifty stuff'-section.

    What the real fans of Coolio's should do is take a picture of themselves, use your webcam or digital camera (if you're luck you have one) or simply scan a pic, and mail it to Coolio (check left side for mail). Try to add a funny or nice message on a paper why you adore Coolio's that much. Also send me some additional information, e.g. where you live, how long you're a fan, etc. Very surprised what you'll send me.

    As an example i added, to explain how it should look like, myself and my 2 kids in the The Coolio Fan Gallery.

    More nifty stuff is coming up, we are preparing a Coolio's Fan Store with T-shirts, caps, ...

    Also check the post below about creating a T-shirt through Pixeltees. We're also waiting for someone who's creative to help us with this. Feel free to send us some examples.

    Enough for now, the real Coolio's fan should be behind it's webcam or digital camera to send in it's picture for the fan gallery. C'mon !


    Posted by Coolio at 01:57 0 comment(s)
    Philips Commercial
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    Nice commercial of Philips


    Posted by Erik at 01:55 0 comment(s)
    Sunday June 8, 2003
    The Pavlov Experiments
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

  • The Pavlov Experiment 1

  • The Pavlov Experiment 2

  • The Pavlov Experiment 3

  • The Pavlov Experiment 4

  • Posted by Erik at 22:27 0 comment(s)
    T-shirt
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    If the number you have on your t-shirt isn't listed on this site,
    take a picture and upload it to get the collection complete.


    Posted by Erik at 19:03 0 comment(s)
    T-shirt
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    Why not start something creative here. Don't know people are interested in walking around with a T-shirt of their favorite blog (i hope it's Coolio's :p) ...

    Check out Pixeltees. Create something and maybe i'll buy one ! Share your creations with all of us in the comments

    Wonder what will come out of this :)


    Posted by Coolio at 16:12 0 comment(s)
    Thong
    Category: Xtra-Cool Link

    The thong song is not new, but I haven't seen
    this Sumo-wrestling hippopotamus, called Kozo, before.


    Posted by Erik at 15:00 0 comment(s)
    Seen at Flabber.nl
    Category:

    Seen at Flabber.nl

    The real reason mobile phones have a camera ?


    Posted by Erik at 14:45 0 comment(s)
    Home Vasectomy Kit
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    Home Vasectomy Kit

    Add a comment to let me know if it hurts


    Posted by Erik at 05:56 0 comment(s)
    Saturday June 7, 2003
    This new content system is soooo cool
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    Handy website if you often pass at my babelog

    Feed me Dolly, he's hungry ...

    The Moviepooper ruins the endings for hundreds of movies.

    Domination T-shirts, great stuff !

    The Acme Patented Lie-O-Matic.

    Penis Enlargements that do work ;)

    If "The Matrix: Reloaded" were a gangsta rap video

    You don't know Dick!

    The new webdesign and the new content management system, i.e. the editor, are so much fun to work with we couldn't even stop posting ... and if you know it was a glorious day for us, Belgians ... life can be so beautiful !

    The only thing i'm a little bit afraid of, by making the transfer, to the new host is the losing of some visitors. I hope you're all finding your way over here ... i hope the stats don't show anything bad in that direction ...


    Posted by Coolio at 23:40 0 comment(s)
    Hello & Welcome to the New Coolio's
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    Here we are. Nifty new design, eh? Thanks, Andreas. And thanks to Gert for hosting us. Oh, yeah, and blessed are they who update their bookmarks and links. :-)

    Surfing before posting I saw that that the Geek test is springing up everywhere and I came across Google's new slideshow feature. Sweet.

    New Get Your War On strip.

    Help this bloke out with a new tattoo. We all make mistakes. :-)

    Paranoia from the 50s with Ed Murrow and John Wayne (among others) at movies of the Cold War.

    Coolio will like this: Aria Giovanni in knee high boots. :-)

    Don't be one for the birds when playing Bug on a Wire.

    The story of the original Matrix.

    Oooh, look! Much stuff at the Flastdisk Network, inside info at Crytome, design goodness at Nosepilot and humour at Adam Sandler.

    A new Germaine & Foamy episode, Form Letter.

    'Buzzwordometer - the ultimate tool for scoring and ranking web pages by their Buzzosity™, a measurement of buzzword density.' See what it says about Microsoft.

    No pocket change? Then this handy online coin-flipping service is for you.

    Superior shooting action in Flash Tanks.

    The menu at the Bunny Ranch is recommended by shock jock Howard Stern.

    Brian Mung, UK flash genius, has two new ones out: Little Mew (recognize the song?) and Fancy Soup No.7, Experiment.

    Other blogs (who they?) at Feedster. Click on the latest updated images to see what's new. And yesterday was officially Generic Link Day at Catch.

    A bit of culture to end with; Well-Tempered Heads.

    See Coolio and Nimbus' posts below (that geese one is great, BTW) and glad you found the new Coolio's!



















    Posted by at 13:34 0 comment(s)
    Long live Coolios!
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    Coolio has finally let me out of the "borrowed" moving van, and as my eyes adjust to the light, I see that Andreas has done a wonderful job with the design! Also thanks again to Gert for providing us a corner of the web to inform/entertain. And thank you all, our daily visitors, for encourging us to continue on in all of this craziness!

    First, let's start with some geese.

    The slower you finish this race, the better. I got 48 seconds, but only after 20 minutes of trying. :)

    Brain not fried yet? This will help. Hit shit+s a few times to scramble, then press 's' to solve. How do they expect you to be able to win if you can't peel off the stickers?

    This is not a hoax! the seller tells us. But I wonder if the high bid is?

    I like the bye-bye bear the best, I think.

    And for the Lord of the Rings fans out there, Golem's acceptance speech.

    And finally, are you still worried about coastal raids? Here's your man:


    Posted by Nimbus at 12:13 0 comment(s)
    The new Coolios
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    Welcome to my new home. If you come from the 'old Coolio's' at Shrimpwars do the following thing first : update your bookmarks.

    What to tell ? We'll go on like we used to do, like bloggin' like hell and serving you daily a bunch of funny and high quality 'fun'-links. Some updates will be linkdumps, others will be supported by images, ... the editing system makes it easier now to make a more 'special post', so expect some new things in the near future.

    But, first of all i would like to thank Andreas, an incredible cool guy i met on the internet several weeks ago. He asked me that day he could do a redesign of my babelog. It always sounds great when people are interested in your website. I told him : 'you're free to do your thing' and the result was incredible . What he did today, the 'new Coolio's' deserves all my respect ! Nice job Andreas.

    My second 'thank you' goes out to Gert of Flabber for offering me this 'new home'. We're planning to work together in the 'blogging scene'. Things have to be worked out on this, so expect more on this collaboration shortly. One thing is sure on this matter ... Coolio's will remain Coolio's ...

    So, hope you all plan to stay here with me, Erik, Ross, Knoedel and Nimbus. We don't want to lose you as a 'daily doggy style'-visitor.

    A last thing ... if you have a link to Coolio's on your website pointing to coolios.shrimpwars.be i would like to kindly ask you to update this linkswap. On the other hand, if your link isn't among my list and you're already linking to me, please give me a yell. I'll linkswap immediately in return.

    Have a nice and pleasant stay ... we are here to stay ... for your (and ours too) pleasure !


    Posted by Coolio at 01:02 0 comment(s)
    Friday June 6, 2003
    Clothes
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    In case you need some new clothes...go for it ! You can do it !


    Posted by Erik at 23:01 0 comment(s)
    The countdown has begun
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    Soon we will make our move to our new home - see below & remember to update your bookmarks. Oh, and if anybody reading this has been kind enough to link to us, when we publish the new URL could you update as well? Thanx in advance. The Webby Awards were announced last night, but the site hasn't been updated yet (5.45 a.m. GMT) to show the winners. Wonder if we'll win? :-)

    Do you think you have what it takes to get a movie made? Then make your pitch in The Networker.

    News: They eat horses, don't they? (causing quite a furore here in the UK; we sit on them, don't eat them), an Australian judge has pulled the plug on a sex worker's tip sheet - example: 'don't wear shoes in bed' - and the cops cop on to military hi-tech: equipped with the LECTUS outfit they 'would be able to see in the dark, absorb bullets and blows without harm, communicate with others with a simple whisper, see through the eyes of remote team members, and walk through clouds of noxious chemicals or smoke without missing a step.'

    A very small game of Pacman.

    Douglas Adams, author of 'The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy,' wrote this outstanding anmated series of Dr Who, Shada.

    The Pool Game.

    If you find the real thing too hard then try Spastic Chess.

    Erich von Däniken. The 'Chariot of the Gods' chap. Ancient astronauts, that sort of thing, remember? He build a theme park in Switzerland called Mystery Park and it's got it's own webcam.

    A pretty nifty skijump simulator.

    To look at: find out the latest on urban legends at Snopes, see some good design at Superdeux, see some bad design at Sarah's Kinda Helpful Web Site and the past the way it should have been at the Institute of Official Cheer (an oldie but goldie.)

    The joys of Japlish: tshirts.

    Stick figure stuff: Original Death.

    Tricky one, this; Swerve Rider.

    And to round off, a musical interlude: Night On Ass Mountain.

    See below for yesterday's great stuff from Coolio and Nimbus.
















    Posted by Coolio at 16:28 0 comment(s)
    One of lasts posts over here at SW
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    A short post with some links and some information about the transfer and future of Coolio's.

    Ok, right at this moment, we are finalizing the latest stuff to make a transfer to a new host. The 'new Coolio's' will go live next saturday. When you surf to this place, you'll see a redirect to the new url. Don't forget to bookmark at that moment.

    We'll transfer Coolio's to the new host along with a small redesign. Don't expect too much about it, it's a temporarly design simular to the babelog-design. A real redesign is planned in the near future. But ... i suppose the content and the fact Coolio's is here to stay will be the most important thing.

    So expect more in a 2 days ;)

    Enjoy this little one :

    What movie quote are YOU?

    Space Runner 2
    Maybe you should start with the the first Spacerunner (thx Vito :))

    A new Worth1000.com load : Scary signs, Miniature City and finally : ever thought what celebrities do for their living ?

    Top ! Site of the day : Kozo's Thong Song.

    Gals in time.

    Einstein's Riddle. Einstein wrote this riddle this century. He said 98% of the world could not solve it. It's not hard, you just need to pay attention and be patient.
    Don't spend too much time on this, so you don't miss Coolio's transfer to the new host ;)

    Sure we all like soccer, girls and Tuborg. Put these things together and you'll see a Danish topless soccer game.

    Ever heared about the Volkswagen Phaeton ? Great promotion on the internet though ...

    Can't remember we posted Rustboy over here recently.

    Check the posts of Ross and Nimbus, below this one.

    Cya


    Posted by Coolio at 16:27 0 comment(s)
    Let's play The Weakest Links!
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    Not at Coolios! :)

    If ever you find yourself in Iowa City, Iowa, this guide will help you get the most enjoyment out of your experience.

    SARS is making a comeback in Toronto.

    A little of ye olde school for thine gaming pleasure.

    And speaking of old school,"Is t'is a pillow on my head? I say to thee, nay!"

    There is no such file.

    A really well done 20 questions game. I have yet to stump this thing. If you can, please leave the word in comments!

    And Finally.

    Be sure to check out the soulful, hip and stylish postings of Ross below. Cheers!


    Posted by Coolio at 16:26 0 comment(s)
    The countdown has begun
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    Soon we will make our move to our new home - see below & remember to update your bookmarks. Oh, and if anybody reading this has been kind enough to link to us, when we publish the new URL could you update as well? Thanx in advance. The Webby Awards were announced last night, but the site hasn't been updated yet (5.45 a.m. GMT) to show the winners. Wonder if we'll win? :-)

    Do you think you have what it takes to get a movie made? Then make your pitch in The Networker.

    News: They eat horses, don't they? (causing quite a furore here in the UK; we sit on them, don't eat them), an Australian judge has pulled the plug on a sex worker's tip sheet - example: 'don't wear shoes in bed' - and the cops cop on to military hi-tech: equipped with the LECTUS outfit they 'would be able to see in the dark, absorb bullets and blows without harm, communicate with others with a simple whisper, see through the eyes of remote team members, and walk through clouds of noxious chemicals or smoke without missing a step.'

    A very small game of Pacman.

    Douglas Adams, author of 'The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy,' wrote this outstanding anmated series of Dr Who, Shada.

    The Pool Game.

    If you find the real thing too hard then try Spastic Chess.

    Erich von Däniken. The 'Chariot of the Gods' chap. Ancient astronauts, that sort of thing, remember? He build a theme park in Switzerland called Mystery Park and it's got it's own webcam.

    A pretty nifty skijump simulator.

    To look at: find out the latest on urban legends at Snopes, see some good design at Superdeux, see some bad design at Sarah's Kinda Helpful Web Site and the past the way it should have been at the Institute of Official Cheer (an oldie but goldie.)

    The joys of Japlish: tshirts.

    Stick figure stuff: Original Death.

    Tricky one, this; Swerve Rider.

    And to round off, a musical interlude: Night On Ass Mountain.

    See below for yesterday's great stuff from Coolio and Nimbus.
















    Posted by at 13:23 0 comment(s)
    Thursday June 5, 2003
    While we're still here
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    See Erik and Coolio's posts below for the latest news on the site.

    My old site is now listed as a f*cked weblog. Thanks, Tom. :-) I had a link sitting around that I forgot to post: opitical illusions.

    Bob the Anal Fissure is a long read, but an early internet classic.

    Cavehunter is a tricky little flier.

    'A Bug's life' was a brilliant film, and now you can view all the outtakes that never made it to the big screen.

    Darkhorse comics, one of the most innovative publishers out there, have put animated versions of some of their stories online. Darkness Falls, now a movie, and The Haunted Man which features a cookie monster for the 21st century, are two worth seeing.

    Chess, Scrabble and Connect4 for those with attitude.

    Get your client the contract in Lob For A Job.

    Forgazy: check out the flash work at jeegee, scope the stuff on offer at FlashBooty, take a purity test and get up to date with the latest developments in science at EurekAlert.

    This tshirt gave me a laugh.

    The Groove Chamber Trio.

    A superhero with a difference, Pickleman.

    Do you have a real nice mouth? Find out if that's a problem with the Jail Rape Calculator.

    Reason is a short movie highlighted by 20 Century Fox as marking the debut of a new talent in film making, director Seth Wiley. Grim, but compulsive viewing. (20MB, BTW.)

    Where To Start, nice song with video.

    Naughty pilllows, soft furnishings for those with a single track mind.

    *Update your bookmarks - see below.*


















    Posted by Coolio at 16:35 0 comment(s)
    Going down ?!
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    Problems with you boss ?

    If you ask me, just let the birds paint this Corolla. You should be proud of yourself :-)

    The runaway train, a new Orisinal Game

    Oeps..found a picture of Coolio showing his watch to his girlfriend. Do you also wonder, what happened after this picture was taken ?

    IMPORTANT INFORMATION
    It's possible that this site goes down very soon. Don't worry, we've found a new location for Coolio's. But we don't know the new URL yet.

    So here's the solution: In case http://coolios.shrimpwars.be is closed/down, visit our our babelog and check out the postings. We keep you informed about the moving to a new host and will publish the new url asap.

    Add http://babes.coolios.net to your favorites right now and don't miss a thing !


    Posted by Coolio at 16:33 0 comment(s)
    The Return of the Son of the Revenge of Coolio's, Part 2.
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    Weeeeee're back! Doupleplusw00t & then some! Well, for a while at least. I suppose all that news I wanted to post - Jesus was gay ('Uranus figured prominently in Jesus's astrological chart, as it did with many gays' - what other planet would it be?), Dog robs gas station (with CCTV pics) and Shadowbane massacre by hackers - is all old hat now. Oh yeah, Dear Raed, the Baghdad blogger, has been unmasked. Still, much left out there to find for your surfing pleasure.

    New from Orisinal, Runaway Train.

    Brainwash Studios have a new one as well, The Great Escape.

    Viral marketing: Smoking (for a bit of balance, 31 May was World No Tobacco day.) And is this viral? (The password is "rad", BTW.)

    A new Weebl and Bob, as well; normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.

    2 games from the BBC: Bomb Disposal and Ghosts (broadband recommended for this one.)

    Pity the fool who takes the Miracle Whip Challenge.

    Checkworthy stuff: ace viewables at Channel 4's film competition Mesh, get up to date with the latest news at Newsfilter, cool work at Areadesign, see some brilliant animation at Blitz Digital Studios, including 'Frasier's Kelsey Grammer in 'Gary the Rat' and lastly, but not leastly, Getting It was an early webzine success which has now been archived online - check out FHM contributor Athena Douris' article My Pussy's On Fire :-).

    Birthday surprise.

    Every Bunny Was Kung-Fu Fighting.

    Nifty little fighter: 3 Foot Ninja. (That's about 1 metre for our readers who follow the Napoleonic system. 90 centimetres, if you're being pedantic.)

    And another new one from Mark Fiore, Total Information Awareness 2.

    For no reason at all, the Red Army Choir singing the Hymn of the Soviet Union.

    Badges for hookers, and why not.

    In case you haven't played it already (it's real good) Space Runner 2

    Check out Erik's definitive Star Wars Kid post below and see what Coolio has to say about the long term future of the site. Belgium's about 1 hour ahead of the UK so they'll probably be yesterday's posts by now. But not where I am. :-)

















    Posted by Coolio at 02:00 0 comment(s)
    The Starwars Kid
    Category: Cool Linkdumps

    You're really into Star Wars and you have a school video camera, so what do you do ? Easy, you take a broom stick and video tape yourself being Darth Maul.

    You're also pretty dumb, so what do you forget to do ? That's right, you forget to take the video tape out of the camera before returning it.

    Other people are fundamentally cruel, so what do they do? That's right, put it on the internet: Star Wars Kid [3MB Windows Media]

    Of course, the internet being what it is, it wasn't long before the original was improved upon:

  • Star Wars Kid Remix

  • Star Wars Kid and the dancing baby

  • Star Wars Kid and the Mortal Kombat workout (Thx)
  • His name is Ghyslain, a 15-year-old tenth grader living in Quebec. Originally recorded onto an 8mm tape on November 4, 2002 in the school's studio, the video was never meant to be seen by anyone. After Ghyslain returned the borrowed videotape to his friend, the video sat in a basement for months. On April 19, 2003, Ghyslain's friend stumbled on the tape's secret contents and immediately shared it with friends. They thought it would be a funny prank to encode the video and upload it to Kazaa.

    It only took two weeks for the video to spread around the world. Raven Software's Bryan Dube added the Star Wars effects on April 24, a mere five days after it originally appeared to the Internet. A week later, both videos were linked on every major gaming- and technology-related website, forum, and chat room online.

    Currently Ghyslain, aka the "Star Wars Kid" and his family may be pursuing legal action against the individual(s) who originally posted his video on the Internet.

    This site has collected $4334.33 from donations, to buy an Ipod and other gifts for Ghyslain as an compensation.

    The story even made it to the New York Times !

    And don't forget to read Coolio's posting below. It contains important information about our future.


    Posted by Coolio at 01:59 0 comment(s)
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