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Thursday July 31, 2003
Elvis Has Left The Building
Category: Cool Linkdumps

This is it then. My final post. Happened way too soon. Working at Coolio's was great fun, the best experience I've had in 5 years of being on the internet. Great site and great people to work with. Best wishes to all the crew here at Coolio's and a big thank you to everyone who visits our site.

*GAMES*

Surreal action in The Hunter.

Bomb them before they bomb you in Bombernan.

Shoot the blimps in Shoot.

Knock out the other spinning tops in Spin Stadium.

Run over sheep'n'things in Wheels

Change the candies to win in Flip Out.

Drive for your life in Deathride.

Shoot to kill in Star Crap.

Winter fun #1: Snow Fight.

Winter fun #2: Snowball. Oldie, but goldie.

Not easy, but there are brill graphics in Stressball.

Kill Justin Timberlake. Don't know who he is? Lucky you.

*FLASH*

Join me in the shower.

Elastic Baby.

Gellato El Chocolato.

The Andy & Kickel Show.

How Done They Did That?

The Night of the Full Moon.

And a bit of open folder flash fun.

*STUFF*

Use your PC to take pics with Monitor Camera.

Cool site: 665.

'The Purring Kitty transforms Nokia mobile phones into discrete, vibrating massagers.'

An abusive 404 page.

They're here to save the day: Duct Tape Superheroes.

Check out the latest weird news at Euronate.

Porno for the deaf.

You got rejected.

The humour of James S. Huggins.

A ton of funny slide shows.

Early SUV ad: the Chevy Subhuman.

10 second film: The Quickie.

That's it, goodbye, thankyaverymuch, I luv ya all...





































Posted by at 10:31 0 comment(s)
Wednesday July 30, 2003
Beer For Breakfast
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Hello to Jett.

Some mornings you wake up and you're just desperate for a beer.

Underdog's demos are well worth a look, paticularly their updated version of Maze Runner.

The Frankenellos, a crime family with a difference.

Escape From Detention, clever little puzzle game.

Tony Blair for President.

Avoid the hitbear in FurFighters Maze.

Browser bombs, things to crash your computer. These are real, so careful what you click on.

A game for the surrealists out there: Giant Battle Monsters.

Checkout BBC's posting below; the trials of parenthood. :-)












Posted by at 09:38 0 comment(s)
Tuesday July 29, 2003
Because I said so
Category: Cool Linkdumps

This one is for all you suckers parents.

As a dad myself, I can tell you that between keeping your kid from becoming a criminal, mopping up oceans of piss, and constantly preventing fun, parenting is a lot of hard work. Err, I mean it teaches you a lot as well as being deeply rewarding.

Some parents crack right from the start, and others find ways to cope.

Some even love it so much, they want to parent the whole world.

Well, somebody needs to do it. Now, go clean your room.


Posted by at 12:17 0 comment(s)
Postz Meanz Gamez
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Gamey post today.

Couple of games sites: Wok2 and Neoto.

Beanz meanz boobz.

Break the ice in Reindeer Games.

There are many, many flash playthings at Uncontrol.

A Day In the Life of My Mouth.

A great big bunch of online movies, but I don't know how long the site will last.

Nun Hangman. With fish.

Play with yourself, the big masturbation database. Post your results in comments, I dare you. :-)

Check out what's underneath.












Posted by at 10:32 0 comment(s)
Monday July 28, 2003
Welcome to Monday
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Today is the first day of the rest of your working week.

Promo games are big business on the web. Ericsson does a good skateboarder called Parklife, Kraft has the fun dino-gamer Quest for Cheese and Kellog's has a whole bunch of games online.

Todd Gallina does great toons.

AD: Air Stockings, spray-on tights. If they're selling, someone must be buying.

Adolph the cat.

Be a porn director. Seriously.

A really nice interactive car demo from Havok.

Celebrity swearing, bra sizes and tongues.

Someone doesn't like us.

More down below.












Posted by at 10:30 0 comment(s)
Funday Monday
Category: Cool Linkdumps

For that boring Monday...

Make custom safety signs.

Create your very own superhero. Choose from a bulky clutz or a hard bodied chick.

Don't click here. I know you will.

All the censored parts of your favorite looney toons.

Everything you wanted to know about prison.

Some weird tourist pics.

Name that porno.

"People who drink "light" beer, don't like the taste of beer. They just like to pee a lot."


Posted by at 07:21 0 comment(s)
Sunday July 27, 2003
Jailwear
Category: Xtra-Cool Link

The newest fashionhype is made in the German prison of Tegel. Haeftling (prisoner) is a collection of coats, shoes, shirts, bags etc. all made by German prisoners. Around 40 procent of the 1700 prisoners work for Heaftling. Together with a Benneton style of advertising they've created a new hype.


Posted by Erik at 06:29 0 comment(s)
Saturday July 26, 2003
Webcam
Category: Xtra-Cool Clip

If you have a webcam at the office, here's something for the lazy monday afternoon


Posted by Erik at 18:18 0 comment(s)
Mini
Category: Cool Linkdumps

... la la la, the weekend, the weekend, lal la la...

Cool Mini promo, Rush Around the Roundabout.

Sorry Your Mom Died.

Well good, Mini Golf Open.

Pengball, pinball with peguins.

Oldtime audio buffs Best of Western Radio have got a copy of the Orson Welles version of War of The Worlds online.

Beat the gorilla in Nutz.

Bunch of flash.

The story of a way back machine in Dino

Check out my biography below. ;-)












Posted by at 09:11 0 comment(s)
Props for the Perverts
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Some of you have mentioned the distinct lack of porn in my postings. You're right, and it's time to make up for it.

Porn rocks. People like all kinds of porn.

Some people people prefer to make their own, and others treat it as nothing but a game, but in the end, it's all the same.

The internet, of course, changed everything. When I was a kid, all we had was paper porn. Today, everything is just too easy.

Just looking isn't even good enough anymore. Everybody wants in on the act now. Someday, maybe we'll even have a porn star senator.


Posted by at 07:42 0 comment(s)
Friday July 25, 2003
The lifestory of the Coolio crew !
Category: News about Coolio

Time to meet the crew of Coolio ! Coolio never wanted to publish his lifestory, (take a look below and you'll know why)... but he's on holiday!

So here are the lifestories of all our loggers:
BBC | Coolio | Erik | Lance | Nimbus | NoFear | Wastrel

And don't forget our designer Andreas and guest logger Paulo.


Posted by Erik at 20:00 0 comment(s)
G-max skateboarding
Category: Xtra-Cool Game

Check out this skateboard game! Awesome!

Seen at Flabber.


Posted by at 15:15 0 comment(s)
RapidMotion
Category: Xtra-Cool Game

RapidMotion

, nice pin-ball game.
Posted by Erik at 15:00 0 comment(s)
Kill Bill
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Just before posting this I found out that Bill Gates has his own home page.

An online oldie, Reversi.

True to life: Becoming Unglued.

Skyblue, cool promo site.

Slack & snack your way around the office in Slackman

New Foamy & Germaine, Super Mystery Cult.

Check out the funny vids at The Viral Factory .

A neat fireworks thing.

Old time games at Winney. (Click pics to play.)

More fun stuff under this.












Posted by at 10:45 0 comment(s)
Morgui
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Meet Morgui

, the new robot constructed at the University of Reading, which has been deemed so scary it has been banned from interacting with anyone aged under 18.

Cameron Diaz is seeking an injunction barring the release of photographs taken in a private modeling session more than a decade ago, before she was a star. Too late! Or would this be fake ?

Weebl, Bob and Sushi

Next month it's time for coral sex!

Posted before, but perhaps you missed it. The easiest way to learn the alphabet.

Tyred of the same old Google results? Try bananaslug!

Crazy idea ? Take part in the craziest thought competition !


Posted by Erik at 09:00 0 comment(s)
Fun for the Hole Family.
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Fun and creative activities for your kids!

The online nintendo emulator.

Ever wonder who would win in a fight? Helvectia or Arial? Me neither.

The United States now has a "do not call registry" to allow people to opt out of telemarketer calls. Maybe someday we could have a "do not spam" registry?

I might have to try this game sometime.

Spirek Body! I dont speak much German, but I think it means "sexily painted nude women."

My brain hurts.



Posted by Nimbus at 05:23 0 comment(s)
Thursday July 24, 2003
Hello
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Hello to Tom at Optical Poptitude. :-)

Crash the ball into the barrel to win in Hummer Squad.

Things That Make You Go Ewww.

Illuminating the Renaissance, a brilliant multimedia representation of artistic greatness.

Flash Fun: Flash Player, Renegade Cartoons, Killtoons, Pesky and Ian Byers.

I want to do this.

Help the flying elephant collect fruit in Nellie From The Sky.

You are being brainwashed.

The BBC Games Page is worth a look.

Lots'n'lots more below.












Posted by at 10:37 0 comment(s)
The Hollywood !
Category: Cool Linkdumps

It begins with a transmission bearing which rolls into a synchro hub which in turn rolls into a gear wheel cog and plummets off a table on to a camshaft and pulley wheel. A drop too much oil there, or here maybe one ball-bearing too many giving a fraction too much impetus to the movement. Whirr, creak, crash, the entire, card-house of consequences was a write-off and they had to start again. Frequently visitors of our weblog will recognize this. It's Honda's Cog a two-minute spot that is one of the most unique commercials of the year. Time to read this article and learn how the commercial was made.

This frosted glass Orb slowly transitions between thousands of colors to show changes in the weather, the health of your stock portfolio, or if your boss or kid is on instant messenger.

The brazilian, the hollywood, the tiffany box or the beckham ? Surfing in style for women

"Discover Hip Hop is sweeping the nation! Millions of people are catching onto this new thing called Hip Hop."

Wrath of god II

The pornomixer a musical combination of sex & graphism.

The-yes-we-have-no-weapons-of-mass-destruction-game


Posted by Erik at 09:00 0 comment(s)
I'm on the Mexican radio
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Some cool cartoon strips from Chris Bishop. (Hit refresh to see more.)

Conduct a horse acapella group. (Click on each of the horses.)

Trace those spam emails and track them down with a shotgun.

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy." Misheard lyrics.

Find the song from that movie trailer you saw.

This has got to suck for this man.

Seems like everyone is going on a last minute summer vacation trip. I'll be heading to Cozumel, Mexico in three weeks. No email, no internet, just beach and bikinis. :)

"Would a fly without wings be called a walk?"

If you stare long enough, there's more stuff below...


Posted by at 08:15 0 comment(s)
It Gets So Hard
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Ok, kiddies, today's lesson is on a deceptively common construction material, cement..

You can do amazing things with cement. Some people like to use the cement things made by other people, but other people like to make things themselves.

You can use cement for a lot of things you might not have thought of, like preventing computer theft.

The funniest use of cement, though seems to involve revenge. Rubber cement comes in handy when decorating your ex-boyfriend's car, of course, but so long as you have a a car to abuse, why not go all the way?

Being hard is one of the defining characteristics of cement, so it's probably no surprise that it can help you with that little problem, too.


Posted by at 06:14 0 comment(s)
Wednesday July 23, 2003
Coolicious
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Let's linkdump baby!

Cool flash games with handicapted people.

Another cool flash game: catch the children and cook them! Muhahaha!

I love this dog. It must be the best dog around!

Wanna buy some nukes?

A nice story about a guy called Mr. Gay! You'll love this.

Don't forget to check out the links below!


Posted by at 22:09 0 comment(s)
The End Is Near
Category: Cool Linkdumps

One week from today I stop posting at Coolio's *sob*

It's a game of snakes and ladders in the Workplace.

Nifty plaything; Five Clicks.

Pixar have ben good enough to put all their short films online. :-)

Help the mummy put the capstone on the pyramid in the Maze of Rah.

Deservedly hard to find videos.

Life in the flavela in Reflex.

What's it like?

Check out the flash stuff at the DK Project.

More ace stuff below.












Posted by at 10:36 0 comment(s)
Sexual BBQ
Category: Xtra-Cool Link

Time for a Sexual BBQ


Posted by Erik at 07:00 0 comment(s)
Tuesday July 22, 2003
Want some coffee?
Category: Cool Linkdumps

I have nothing to say, but I do have some things to dump!

Girls and golf...

Wheat crop formations in Holland. (I've made them!)

In the future, dancing will be prohibited.

Blackhawk Striker, very cool online game.

Adam and Eve invented soccer.

Lick it!

Check out the logs below for more doggy style!


Posted by at 22:01 0 comment(s)
Hand to Hand Combat Facility
Category: Xtra-Cool Game

Hand to Hand Combat Facility

. Good Luck!

Posted by Erik at 19:25 0 comment(s)
No Flesh
Category: Xtra-Cool Link

Babes, "without" flesh

, but still not safe at work ;-) Seen at our big Flabber mother.
Posted by Erik at 19:02 0 comment(s)
Signs
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Another day, another post.

Line them up to win in Fruitz.

Solving the problems it creates, the Mr Snaffleburger Corporation for the Community.

A collection of warning signs.

Alley Cat, nice little platform gamer.

Studies in stop motion.

Who is Braingirl?

I think the Dancing Rhino is cool, anyway. :-)

Rinkelball, Pong variant with a complex scoring system.

There's more down below.












Posted by at 10:35 0 comment(s)
I like boobs
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Great Aria Giovanni wallpapers.


Breast olympics with um, breasts. (probably not safe for work.) Now go pop some