Day-by-day History of Nirvana.

Some cars are created stupid — some are modified by idiots.…

Just for You: 60-second Insanity Test.

You’ll be the champion Thanksgiving baker: The 100-Pie Pumpkin.

Test your parenting skills: Catch Jacko’s babies.

Broadband Flash-games aplenty, including the Sabotage! Sex Test.

Dancin’ his moronic ass off in public places: Somebody, put this guy in lockdown.

Control the world’s largest magnifying glass – and burn your targets to a frickin’ crisp!

A Harley for men and women. With this you'll be tha man.

Let's get serious ... this is the real stuff.
After the drive ... we go for a drink.

The FaniMatrix.

People sometimes mail me to ask for more games on Coolio's ... let's do something about that with e.g. Mined Out.

Spare time sketching : Foldit.

Whatever ... No comment. Some other video about GWB. Hehe, sorry ... can't make it. Fun

007 videoclips.

The future of Toilet paper.

Ratinator, another fine game.

The Black Mesa Disco Inferno.

Commercial time : Nice ...

The Lego treasure hunt, play that game.

More Lego-stuff ... casemods.

Arnold and Arnold, i wanna ...

For the Belgian readers ... why an online folder can be cool too.

The last one of today ... a repost : the 118118-experience, just because these dudes are soooooo cool.

More later ... otherwise we'll see eachother tomorrow.

A day at the beach: Middle Earth sand sculptures.

No GPS software for this map: Driving Directions from Hobbiton to Mt. Doom.

Such an inspired name for a Sci-Fi convention!

Simulated sound of the Big Bang. “You can hear the falling frequencies as the universe expands and becomes more of a bass instrument, the rise and fall of CMB emission, and the interesting counterplay of the frequencies that were measured. It's what you might hear if you could ‘listen’ to the cosmic background radiation during the first 760,000 years of the birth of the universe."

Bladerunnner-inspired test to determine whether political candidates are humans or replicants.

Weapon of Choice…Stickman version. Sound on!

Grand Theft Wheelchair.

Engage battle on the high seas in this battleship game.

By no means sophisticated, but still a little tricky: Martian city levelling.

From the Get-a-Life Department: A simple program that allows you to record details on all your sexual encounters/aquaintences.

He’s the oldest porn star in the business.

And this is the world's oldest-known tree.

Not Bag's End:Baghead Nudes. At last, you say?

Why i do miss my college days ?

Why the Belgian Television program Blind Date has so much viewers ? Click ... (thx to Miel)

The Mad Cover site.

RVSP, the Dinner Party game. One of the most entertaining games i've seen in a long time.

Everything ok Chris ?

Woops ... well, thank you.

Secret divorce planning for men.

A repost : stupid penis tricks (lightly NSFW).

Full Metal Jacket soundboard.

And finally :

Coolio's DNA.

On the same site ... but NSFW ... Animated Bodies ... ;)

Check below for a little post from Matth and another one by me some hours ago.

These two are too good to be locked away.

It seems to me, that one of the guys at the US-agency had one too many whiskys! I would suggest to shut down all distilleries world wide. Then the risk that the US is threatened by WMD is lower and our livers will certainly also thank us all...

Hahaha, does this bike actually also drive?

And now it's time to go home.
M.

Be tha man with these kind of contact lenses.

F*ck the police with the help of the Angle-Grinder man.

FOF ? Führer or Faker ?

Is this fake or foto ?

The Zen of Falling Bird Poo.

The happy family.

Talking about a boner ...

Some weird vending machine costumes.

Bar fighter, the movie were reality meets insanity.

World Beard and Moustache Championships

More later on tonight.

Early Xmas wishlist item: The Men’s Ultimate Remote Control.

An almiqui – it looks like an anteater/kiwi hybrid. Douche-bag ugly!

WARREN Magazine-Covers Collection. Inspired fantasy artwork.

LOOMIT Spraypaint canvasses & walls.

Newly found game: Would you succeed living next to a crack house?

Topic-relevant: A Crack Ho?

Be honest, take the test: Are You Evil?

No, no — I only wanted to have my wheels balanced! Does this cost extra?

For Sale: The original soundstage set for 1998’s TV special, Lost in Space.

Playboy magazine’s all-time, most-published model.

It's about time that I help Coolio out with a posting.

Are you getting married. Or even better your friends? Then you have to visit stag and hen. It hasn't to do anything with a stag-night, or hen-party, but brings the best in porn, humour and entertainment...

Have you been laid off? Still looking for a new job? Have programming skills? Then you might want to check out the internet coding battle! Google is on a seemingly insatiable hunt for new employees. Think of it as a job interview with a large potential cash bonus just for showing up. But then, you'd have to move to the US probably.

Lately I was talking about trends. Hopefully this does not become one. Listen to your favorite movie!

Then now and again a link 4 the ladies.

Can't wait until Matrix 3 gets out. In the meantime, have a bud aehm, Heineken.

And somebody even paid $123 for air?!

Another Stick Man film. Vehicle Survival

The catholic church is going new ways to get attention. Super Pope always helps you.

Of course, we should also give room to the other side. Have a soul left? Get your online quotation! Ha, I'm only worth £4'255! No way that they get me.

Maybe if I join a class action suit I'll make the big money? It certainly beats working!

Mozart was a genius. And sometimes it takes some time to realize stuff. Amazing, it even creates the score.

Someone has left a driver's license in the copy machine of building one. If it is yours, come see me! Dilbert in an other form.

I would never succeed in star search, but maybe I'll make it in the film business, as a trained casualty?

Woow, it's amazing what you can do with simple ASCII!

But then again, it doesn't take a lot for some fun. A couple of hands will do.

Until next week.

Mafia (Pizzaria) Application. Now where is that Yakuza application form...?

Beautiful street-level shot of Tokyo’s Ginza district.
(Thankfully this area wasn’t damaged by yesterday’s powerful earthquake, whose center was far out to sea.)

World’s Largest Robotics Sites.

Swedish band postcards. Holy crap, was “fashionable” clothing really that awful in the 1970s?

“Dogging in the Park” is a hot voyeuristic activity in Britain. One site lists "rules of the game." It says: "Usually, you have a situation where couples are in or around their cars, having fun for all the voyeurs who've turned up to see."

Read & view more on this nocturnal sport.

Dr Bukk, where did you get that winning smile?

As a child did you often play in the gallows?

Gallery of stunning bodyart.

Bodyart you'll likely prefer not to wear: Be careful at your next party – you don’t want to end up flat drunk on the floor as a Penischeek.

If you're addicted to games, you should check this one @ DragonGamez.

Ooh, baby ...

Bye Bye Arnold ...

The funny name server.

Dashboard for blondes ?

Remember the old John Westcommercial with the bear ? Here's the latest one.

It's your colleague's birthday and you want to surprise him. Think twice. More funny clips at Donpixel.

Photos of signs.

Because it's weekend ... now you can check your beer knowledge over here.

Always fun ... bowling.

A repost ... test your reaction speed. But, do you think you are a ninja ?

Have fun during the weekend.

We've made Coolio's Weblog even better ! You can now search in all our postings with the search-engine on the right side of our log. Give it a try and let me know what you think of it. And if you want to search for your favorite babe, search at Coolio's Babelog.

Scroll down for the regular excellent Coolio fun.

The remote-control device of your dreams.

A comprehensive and gossipy list of celebrities’ personality traits & sexual preferences. (At least nothing unkind was said about my beloved Cate Blanchett!)

Let’s just say that maybe these were generally wasted pickup lines. But, how do you think their evening turned out?

Best cover story yet for the California gubernatorial race: Doesn’t Gov. Gray Davis realize that the Grays are supporting Arnold?

Probable high-fatality rate on this Road Rage game.

On the subject of road hazards, the Stupid Safety Award of the Week goes to….

My safety sporting advice for pole vaulting: Wear an iron athletic support!

Delarge offers you some way to experience the feeling of 'scratching'. Click on the turntable icon below 'scratch nest'. Rock on !

The story of 42 below.

Looking for a new free mailbox ? Check this one.

The 9 types of a girl.

Superpope, episode 1.

Gollum, da man !

It's not good making fun of your mother

ROFL @ this one (thx)

Ducks on Parade.

Hmmm, sorry honey ...

Pencil Ads.

More later (tomorrow) from my side. Have been very busy working the last couple of days ... so excuse me for my lack of updates but i've seen Erik, Lawrence and Matth were here to entertain you ... so, no problem, i hope ? :)

Anyway ... you can read on for 3 excellent posts of earlier today. Have fun.

Telescope-game, great addictive game.
Played the first 15 levels ? Try these new levels.

Below more Coolio fun.

You wouldn't get married without a prenuptial agreement or jump out of a plane without a parachute. So why have sex without a contract? Sex-contract.com makes it quick and easy to generate a sex consent form, detailing what you and your partner are willing, and not willing, to do. Answer some simple questions and they will generate a custom sex contract tailored just for you and your partner. Best of all, this service is free.

Create a sex consent form for a woman to sign
Create a sex consent form for a man to sign

And if he doesn't follow the contract, you can allways suck him... correction sue him :-)

A danish cameraman is preparing for an interview. He checks his equipment and films some buildings around him.....[nsfw]. A hoax or not ?

Ending with an Orisinal Game: Cats. Just follow the leader.

“Fresh all over – even back there.” Hot damn, sweetheart, you sure do smell awfully nice today!

Mint-scented or not, you may never want to eat bananas again.

Then there’s the issue of that beery smell of your breath.

Apparently, she loves her boyfriend’s penis.

Huge gallery of rum labels. Oh, that demon rum!

A must-see German page devoted to clips from the Thunderbirds. Fantastic! Now if only we can find sites which have uploaded segments from other notable super-marionette shows, such as Fireball XL-5 and Joe 90.

A report about the upcoming release of the 1947 Disney/Dali animated short feature, Destino.

Trailer for Ripley’s Game – starring the irrepressibly devious John Malkovich….and the dreamily beautiful Chiara Caselli. (Droolicious, as they said in the late 90s!)

An addendum to Coolio’s post (below) of “Gross” links: A board game using bodily fluids as weaponry. “Boogers and vomit and snot….” Not while I’m eating, okay?

Gawd, that smells like crap!

After watching that damn chimp, let’s have something of better taste: This Ravenscroft crystal wine glass holds the contents of over 13 bottles of wine.

Great collection of oversized decorative throw pillows. (The Corona cigar pillow is created at 12:1 scale. Nice, but how do you lie on it?)

She might be knocking at your door, perhaps?

Superb interior panoramas: We’d love to enter the door to these Russian rooms. Bag End in Hobbiton could be no better!

Flashmob was yesterday! Reflectoporn is the latest trend. Can you find more images?

Oh well, they don't have to be good-looking, they must be able to play football, no?

If your girlfriend every asks again whether she's fat, show here this page. This is fat!

Luxury to die for, who wouldn't want that?

A Rotating Airplane as a home. Too bad the auction has already ended!

Still single? Either get your hubby here, or maybe you want to put your details online?

And if you ever thought for a "funny"costume, here you'll find anything you never want to wear!

So long...

Without this photographic support, who would believe your reason for being late?

The 3D first-person shooter, Gunny Bunny, is back on line!

And you thought that those were huge….Watch the infamous “Big Balls” clip. Testicles the size of small asteroids!

The Hard-on Piano Man gives a rousing solo command performance.

Woman crushing a Heineken can with one of her cans.

Ooooh, such a dreamy beauty.

The ABSINTHE Guide.

There are lots of different kinds of scientists, but how well do you really understand them?

You probably think they're a bunch of boring, straitlaced fuddy-duddies who do little more than sitting around insulting your family or planning to build cities on the moon.

It's not so. They also sit around naming things and coming up with new ways to drive you insane.

When they're not busy designing airbags for the Earth and overanalyzing lazy summer fun, they're spending their time building insanely accurate clocks and pissing off creationists.

It's not all work, though. They do find time to entertain the kids.

But what I really want to know is, why aren't they solving the important questions?

Don't we have a reason to celebrate ?

Yes indeed, we have ... after this f#&ucking periode of being down with Coolio's due to some rather annoying 'bandwith issue' ... we are here back again.

Shake it, baby ... time to partyyyy.

Eventually I'm able to post a couple of links too. It seems, that our links are too good, so everybody wants to have a look. Well, I'll try hard to keep it like that.

If you're into wrestling, then you'll love that one. For me though, it really hurts just to watch it. Ouch! Combatzone Wrestling

Gross warning ahead! If you like such stuff, here you'll find plenty of images, videos or stories!

Why don't you do something for your education and visit a museum? So if you ever wondered, what the
ending screens for your favorite video games looked like...

Finally there's a preview of Kill Bill!

It's a sad world. Watch Fat Bob getting laid. The question is only, who should you be more sorry for?

That would be something for Indiana Jones XXVII, as Indy is afraid of snakes. Just imagine it happened to you.

Parents always tell their kids that candies are no good for ya. And if you don't listen, then you have to feel it...

This would be handy for my business trip. So I don't have to do it myself haha.

Besides having over 400 films, maybe he used this device too, to break the masturbation world record!

Whoaaa, Microsoft never gets enough. Now they also make cell phones. Hope that code is not so buggy as all the rest. Or maybe we just get used to reboot our phones every two hours or so...

Just a little recommendation for your next holiday...Ouch, definitely not for me.

And then, there's a little something for the scientist in us. Ever wondered what happens to CD-ROMS at high speeds?

Then, as the economy still does not get better, maybe you want to safe on your fitness studio membership? Here are a couple of excersise to do at home.

To finish, again some politics... President Bush is delivering his annual keynote address to congress.

Have fun!

Have time after the downtime to view a range of designers' creations? Here are some great images, if not brain food....

100 (actually, 80) Years of Design. The first tabletop cooling fan looks much like today's model.

This futuristic cell phones page is excellent. Siemens, e.g., features amazingly innovative design.

The Predicta Meteor retro-TV is a piece of very cool electronics.

Could you name three of the World’s Ten Tallest Buildings?

Earlier I had hyperlinked readers to the Ugliest Cars in Britain. Here are a few more butt-ugly vehicles.

The latest works: Fantastic psychedelic visuals! (Found via GoodShit)

What do you have when you cross a Segway with a motorbike? This dumbass machine.

History of the shopping cart/trolley. Invented, they claim, in 1937.

Oriental Architecture: Over 6300 photos of 442 sites in sixteen countries (Afghanistan, Cambodia, China, India, Indonesia, Japan, Laos, Malaysia, Myanmar, Nepal, North Korea, Pakistan, Singapore, South Korean, Taiwan, Thailand and Vietnam).

Photographs of abandoned factories, hospitals and other abandoned buildings in Belgium (and elsewhere) taken by Henk van Rensbergen, who is also a pilot for SABENA.

Jim Bishop has been single-handedly building this castle, located southwest of Pueblo, Colorado -- since 1969.

One of my favourites: An impressive collection of photographic images, architectural drawings, discussion, bibliography, and architect information on over 750 buildings around the world.

And, keeping in line with a central theme at Coolio’s (and in most of our lives), we have X-or’s line of Pyrex glass sex toys. As beautiful as Murano art-glass.

An update...

As you probably noticed our site was not accesible during the past days. We exceeded our bandwidth much faster than expected.

Due to the high traffic of both Coolio's and Coolio's Babes the webmaster of the Flabber-domain, Gert, will move both our sites to a new server. This may result in some downtime. If Coolio's will be down (just in case) ... don't panic, we'll be back soon (DNS things can act very strange sometimes).

Meanwhile you can read our new postings below. This posting will remain on top until everything is back normal.

BTW if you want to be introduced to our Maintenance team, visit our babelog ;-) [NSFW]

This one's cool ... Learn Ebonics. And now talk like a pirate.

Your past life ? I was born somewhere around territory of modern Italy approximately on 750.
My profession was handicraftsman, mechanic. Hmm Italy, can be true ...

A repost, i think, Safety sign builder. Made myself a few nice Coolio signs.

A nation remembers, Mark Fiore's view on what happened 2 years ago on the 11th of September. Hilarious and so true, as always. Time to take another view at Mark's animations.

The Himalayan Art project.

Teen girl squad ...

Homestar Runner toons.

Lord of the piercing, a Jack Black and Sarah Michelle Gellar spoof of The Lord of the Rings.

Maybe you've seen him somewhere el