Too pagan for Russian schools.

1.2+ Gb of free electronica downloads.

Sexiest-Gamer competition.

Are you a Kicking King?

What are these things?

Let’s appreciate Anna’s travel photography.

The very-easy-on-the-eyes Isabel Madow.

Slick Flash presentation for Nike’s Gridiron.

101 other uses for condoms.

Oooh, we love this ad for Hahn beer!

It's just a small one...

Although I get more and more annoyed by advertisement, goods ones like these are even a pleasure to read.

Talking about the VW Bus. Why don't you build your own VW Bus?

Why not go for an eagle in your garden? He'll travel, cos he has a chainsaw!

Here's another artist. Ashi from Switzerland does some great illustrations.

I almost forgot to give you some hints for a good nickname for your loved ones...

Oh yes, do you think this will be the killer app the telco industry has been looking for?

Gee, how many children do they still want?

Cow are fun to play with. If you're an unimaginative Monty Python fan, you can fling them, but there's so much more you can do.

They make great billboards, for example. You should also mock them. You can even drink their milk!

Cows are not without problems, though, and if you decide to keep your own, you're well advised to learn to speak their language. And watch your back.

Maybe you should just stick to store-bought milk.

Totally Sidetalkin' Nokia N-Gage Style! A new hype?

A New Zealand photog’s seasonal AfterLife gallery.

Homepage of Elizabeth Stezenga.

Mexico's peculiar festival, Los Dias de los Muertos

Boxing rats, etc. | Taxidermy wackiness.

Wanna be buried at sea?

For all your Voodoo shopping needs.

Not Halloween-related topic, but a fine resource for 2001: A Space Odyssey

We're all getting somewhat weary of Top Ten Lists, but this countdown is apropos:

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.

The #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex...
1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!

Small not from myself ... the upcoming days and probably longer i will not be able to update with the same frequency that you're used to see here from me due some other things i'll have to organise first. Nothing special, just some works in my house.

But, don't bother too much ... Matth, Erik, Lawrence, Johnny2000 (and BBC from time to time too) are still there and i'm sure they'll be there to entertain you all as much as they can. Whenever i find a spare hour to update i'll try to be there ;)

Best regards and thx to you all for returning to this blog with (nowadays) daily approx. 4000 visits/day. Not bad at all ...

Here I am again. Not lost, just wanted to find the best links for you!
How do you like these?

What do you prefer? Boobs or a nice butt?
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Isn't it nice to see how far some fans can go? This is an appartment for an afficionado. Scottie, beam me over please...

Has this one here been already posted? Others get a kick out of it. I've once also caught a couple next to a busy road! when I went skiing in March! But they seemed really drunk.
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Talking about being drunk. Didn't know it was already April's fools day again... What a joke is that? It sure falls under the category useless crap.

Maybe not much more usefull, but at least it keeps you busy. Actually quite interesting what you can do with paper and some guidelines.

And it seems it can also be a marketing tool for companies. Fold your very own Yamaha bike including accessories! Cool.

After all that, you might feel hungry too.
How should this one be tagged? I have a salad please...? Any other suggestions?

More will follow...

Are you the Beer Monster?

Assess you skill at Shootin Hoops.

Impressive collection of Italian antique coffee machinery.

Eye-catching Russian Imperial playing cards.

Ever wonder how bananas grow?

Will you be spending Halloween in Las Vegas?

Another Goth link for ya: Girls with Hearses.

Yawn – I suppose next they’ll be referring to him as the “Gropenator.” Have you noticed that no A-list player ever complains about getting their butt pinched? Only the wannabees!

Surprise! According to The Gematriculator, http://www.coolios.net is 28% evil, 72% good. We really must do something to change our image. : >)

First ... because i feel sympathy with the people who live in Southern California ! A big satellite image. More

Above 3 links via.

Now, this is usefull : Mediamonkey.

Classic video game ads.

Butt related items.

Quickos had a date with Kylie.

The big wide world of maps (educational).

Stop the danger, close the seat

This is the real dog(gy style) news.

Movie scripts at the Movie page

6 minigames to choose from.

Some adult games, like 'boom boom' e.g.

Bowling ... strike :)

Ok, it's a blooper and funny to see what happened but i hope everything was ok with this dude afterwards (via)

This must be it for today, from my part ... check below for the past entries of today ... or above for future logs, hehe.

Cya.

Posted a couple of days ago by Coolio; a nice commercial. But... there wasn't any paper in the machine, so how can it make copies of her "legs"? [LSFW].

Give your answer in a comment.

Thanks Peter.

No humour at US airport checkpoints – or is there?

We’d want to have one of these mini PCs – if only it featured a butterfly keyboard.

World’s smallest PDA. (See images here.)

Outrageous prototype of Gothic case-modding.

Toilets in video games.

The new Mercedes S-Class…woo-hoo!

Yamaha’s Realistic Paper Craft: YZF-R1

So much for tech stuff: Introducing…the hottest footballers.

This post was planned to go live yesterday evening but due to the high amounts of posts already at that moment it has been postponed to ... euhm ... right now :)

The 15 seconds project.

Another project : the shower project.

The Redneck Shoot Out.

No more AOL CD's.

Remember Leisure Suit Larry ?

Nude Stick figures.

Let's play some music now. Watch the homepage for more. Cool page btw.

Disturbing Auctions ...

As Halloween approaches...The Zurich Mansion tour.

Sounds of haunted computers.

Gateway to the sound of the theremin.

Shake your whatever to that car alarm!

Sure it’s a bikini.

Sixty-one sexual positions – as depicted by ….

Flash illustration of Tenacious D’s F*** Her Gently.

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Virtual Tour of VW's Transparent Factory, home of the new Phaeton.

Isn't it odd that something as tragic as death can be so funny?

Of course, death can be many things. Really gross, for instance. But did you know you can be temporarily killed by doorbells?

Some people try to fake their death only to have it go horribly wrong, but others find themselves passing on in a way that we all envy.

Death can come from unexpected places, so be sure that you never turn your back on your appliances. After all, nobody is immune. And, if you're a cartoon mouse, you might even welcome it. Not that we'd mind too much.

One thing's for sure. Sooner or later, you're going to die. So be sure to start preparing now.

By now you’ve heard of the 450 women posing nude en masse in Manhattan’s Grand Central Stn at 3:00 a.m.

You know what…in the eyes of the beholder.

Any day now these goofy things will be on e-Bay….

The fullest coverage I’ve found on that Iranian man who’s been trapped at the Charles de Gualle airport terminal – since 1988.

Chat-room abbreviations.

Well, this is different in a Monty Python-esque cartoonish way.

This just in from the vegetable kingdom: tomatoes are evil.

For you post-industrialists: Minimalist porn.

You’ll love the name of this club in Quebec.

Incredible tongue on this hound!

Gimme this dreammachine ...

This is the website we were al waiting for, isn't it ?

Golf with Crash Bandicoot.

How to explain the end of the world is near.

A repost, seen it reappearing on a few blogs today : Graaaagh! ...

Women would prefer to live on Pluto, i guess.

Vintage adult movie posters of the 60's and 70's (via)

Coolio's dialectized.

A wince-inducing spot for Italy's Vigorsol Air Action gum, about a dude with long, wiggly nipples.
Hi-la-ri-ous !! A must see ! One of the best things i've seen in a long time.

Dragonblade

Which flock do you follow?

When women drink ...

Volkswagen bus ads.

The slightest touch ... interesting for christmas presents ;)

Some new and interesting ads.

Swingin' chicks of the 60's.

Bears ...

The porn can not be displayed ...

Happy birthday, did you like that stripper ?

All about the camera van.

Let’s hope that Coolios will be represented in the flesh at this event.

Well-made ad: Did you forget to pay your bills?

Compendium of Really Stupid Human Tricks.

Just when you think that you’re ahead…What's coming next?

Do pussy farts cause you to laugh?

The Dutch team has won the Solar Challenge in Australia. (Fantastic design of the solar car.)

Tarantino Forever.

Lunch box bonanza (Home).

How did actor's and actresses die (via).

An Explanation of l33t Speak.

This is Bill. More about Bill. Enjoy the different episodes but don't try this at home :)

What's wrong with the pictures.

HumanDescent photoshops.

The sailing simulator.

The logo generator ...

Tinker Ball

More puzzle games.

Don't watch this when you turn home from your night out.

3 years old, and a genious !

This is it for today. Check below for BBC's update of tonight. Yeah yeah, BBC is back in the house. Welcome back dude !

Well, it's been a long time since I've smelled you all. Did you miss me? Too bad, because I'm back!

My kitchen supplied the idea for this installment's topic. Smells.

Smells have many surprising uses. You can use them to brainwash people and to figure out who your relatives are.

You have to be very careful about them, though, as they can get you in a lot of trouble, particularly if you're a complete idiot. And let's face it, who isn't?

There's whole branches of science involved in odor research, usually to try to make things stink less. After all, nobody really wants to smell like sauerkraut. No, we all want to smell nice. Smelling as sweet as a rose is not always a good thing, though. And some odors can threaten your brain.

So, with all the energy put into smells and the like, why is it that, once again, science has completely failed to answer the important questions?

Zygo – the world’s first morning Vodka.

58 Indicators of Alien Abduction. So that’s where you’ve been recently!

Kung-fu robots take to the stage.

Well, if you can’t wipe your own….

For people whose self-confidence has hit rock bottom, just keep clicking the bloody little face.

Splatter Scans: Things to squish on your scanner.

Another explication of the Moon Hoax.

Stinky address: Who would want to live on this road?

It's been a long time ago now but it's time to do a little caption back again. Don't you think so ? Click here for a bigger version of the image.

Hilarious but let's make a good caption about it ...

Don't forget to take a look at the earlier postings of today !

NONE of these downloadable, zipped Flash-features appear to be safe for work.

Can you “touch base” with this file name?

Fairly high-altitude Web cam in Colorado.

Über insane vehicle.

After washing your Toyota: Get ready to fight off the birds! (Found this link back in June; not sure if it had been posted here at Coolios before today.)

You were about to kiss her — ah, but then you noticed….

Parasite TV a free web TV station that specializes in fuct humor who produce their own sketches, zines for about a year now.

For example :

The dirty pervert ... part 2 and part 3

Lot's of more fun.

It's a 18+ site so people who are easily offended, don't go there ;)

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Jesus actor struck by lightning

Follow the same biological rules as laboratory worms and you could live for hundreds of years, according to some scientists.

X-rated collection: adult movie posters of the 60s and 70s. [LSFW]

Germans are screaming, moaning, and panting for the latest nightlife craze: porno karaoke. Andreas? Is it really true?

Save Boobs Illustrated in Frank's Adventure! Go on the street trade drugs and nude pictures to save Boobs Illustrated. Nice game of Mausland. There's also Indiana Jones and lots of other games.

Yesterday we had SIX posting! So scroll down to see much more entertainment.