What a rating site! How about a desk?

Oh well, you wouldn't believe it, if it were not written here. A blond one very distressed! Can this really be true?

One for sunday.

Now this is a cool way to blog! And I especially like the message.

Aren't we all collectors? Everybody his own little thing to collect.

What can you expect for 15 bucks.

Something for the sporty among us. Some cool bycicles that these guys have built there. Can you actually ride them?

One of the most informative websites on the internet. Incredibly rich with content!

Hidden image no. 1, no. 2 and
no. 3. And there's one more.
[LSFW]

Aren't there just infinite ways to get one off? Hahaha, incredible!
[NSFW]

And to finish it off, something for the eye! The perfect snatch!
[NSFW]

You really want an example of a dumbass ?

This is what we call a cool disguise.

Having a blind date ... keep this in mind if you want to get rid of her/him.

Weird PS2 commercial. Anyone who get's the clue ?

I think Lawrence posted something about Rubik's cube a few days ago. Here's the real cubesolver.

Aquariass. Who doesn't want to have a good sh*t on this ?

Female or Shemale part 3. Here's Part 1 and Part 2 back again.

Some games ... links stolen @ my compadre Mundowil :

Heli Attack 2, Flip Flap (headache alert) and the classic : Bubble Trouble

Gimme a Rambo cutting please.

People taking pictures of cranes.

Loading lies, please wait.

All of these are sexy desktops.

Dodgeball, another game.

In a few weeks it's ... Christmas ... your girl walks around with these slippers ? :)

Cya back, probably, on Sunday.

Your name in Arabic.

Sicko news: 'Plastinated' bodies are prepared for German anatomist's exhibitions of flayed corpses.

World’s longest electrical Jacob’s Ladder.

Highly polished aluminum PC case. Also check out this HTPC.

Choose your fashion phone.

Zit’s...Cameron Diaz. Next thing you know, she'll pose for a post-surgical case file.

Show your true talent, baby: Miss Venezuela 2003. Bravissimo!

Who would spend the equivalent of US $3K for a toilet?

Apparently, it’s relatively easy to hack into a dept. store’s database.

ABA video games.

Proposed solutions to that “12 or 13 men?” puzzle that’s been circulating via e-mail recently.

Message to all viewers of Coolios from my new girlfriend Maggy.

1811 Dictionary of the vulgar tongue.

Free x-rated E-mail accounts .[NSFW]

3D snow fight.

A place for fond memories of the 80s.

Look at the bouncing bear.

Thousands of polls to waste your time online.

I hope you'll never need this service.

Jolly place to start the Christmas season.

One major disadvantage of getting really drunk.[LSFW]

Not the best idea for a christmas present.

Sorry that I haven't posted something lately, but I was travelling in Germany. Hehe, I really enjoyed the highways, going 200+ and passing a police car absolutely legally...

The latest BMW...

And where's the Kimono? (or better the karate suit).

Yet another good site showing optical illusions

Origami for adults!

Never underestimate love!

Oh well, go and get your load of bright, green poop!

Spam, who isn't annoyed by it?

Looking for a strange e-bay auction. This the place...

Yes, Hillary Clinton Human Cheese with blueberry taste! That'll be it!

This is one of the reasons why you should be aware of the Big Brother that is watching you!

Confess : You’re not a metrosexual – you’re a ____.

Virtual tour of a “smart” home.

Are you someone who’s continuing to spin vinyl? The Musical Fidelity M1 is perhaps the ultimate turntable.

You want it, you want it: Von Gaylord Uni liquid-cooled triode amplifiers. (US$28’000 per pair.) Massive 200-watt units.

The forecast is clear: The Nippura Blue Ocean transparent acrylic screen is a vision of the future. Optic bliss.

Sony’s top-of-the-line mega changer: The DVP-CX777ES houses up to 400 discs of virtually every format. Unrivalled. And I’m not too proud to beg.

T + A (abbr. for Theory plus Application) offers the K6 – a high-end surround receiver designed expressly for non-audiophiles. Understated luxury.

'Vocaloid' will come in the form of two vocal 'fonts', known as Leon and Lola.

The public has voted on their favorite photos taken by the SOHO spacecraft.

Toshiba's new e805 Pocket PC – sporting a large 640x480 resolution display (the first to turn up in a Pocket PC), 160MB of memory, a 400MHz processor, and built-in WiFi.

You want Washlet.

Room service? TV ad for Dolce and Gabbana eyeware.

This is something special : if you understand Dutch language you should take a look at Belgian overview of 50 years of television.

Also in Dutch language (only) : Feliks, hot stuff for cool guys.

Tetris in 1D.

Bluesuburbia, flash and a joy of the eye.

ASCII Matrix Movie.

This Christmas Tree ... yeah this one. Thx.

The guy who made this page must be really pissed.

Don't poop on Coolio's please. Thx.

A NSFW quiz.

The Ford and the Furious car styling project.

Aarrrrrrrrrff, heuurrffff, grrooowwww ... this means Do the Coolio's Doggy Style.

Cya around.

Need a switchblade screwdriver for your toolkit?

My nephew & I would like to have a gigantic frisbee.
Phonecams: Beyond the Hype. G-Tech Solutions’ pen cam.

Japanese have invented a two-legged walking robot.

1,000 frames/sec. camera would make me a happier photographer.

KaZaA is now available for Mac users.

Plexiglass reservoir cube for your watercooled, overclocked PC. Nice visual match w/ the HotAir C-2 Blue inflatable speakers!
Carbon fibre – purportedly the final frontier in case-modding materials.

How to set up a self-maintaining Windows XP system.

Let's get refocused, because this is Coolio's site! So....Rules for buying lingerie for your sweety buns. Baby, you look hot: The brand-new Ducati Multistrada 1000DS. And finally, Virtual Klitoris -- keep twiddling that button! Sound on, naturally. :>)

Search this : the Search Engine Decoder.

Problems with spam ? Call the Spam Hunters. I don't like spam.

Spam seems to be tasty.

The Icelandic Phallological Museum.

Wiggaz, your online source for wiggers and the wigger culture.

You don't have to understand German language to get this. Superb casemodding dudes !

Hit this (cry)baby one more time (via)

Watch out ... you're playing with fire.

Ladies and their bags. What's really inside of it. Find it out.

Hot censor bar action.

Etiquette Hell...the Internet's Largest Repository of Bad Etiquette.

Maze making game.

Grandma's revenge, part 2. Watch out next time at the bus ;)

Cya around one of the next days ... don't know when but probably tomorrow ;)

“Fire escape” for blog readers & webmasters.

Machinima films in QuickTime format.

Forget the theatrical shams of Blaine & Copperfield – embrace the legendary escape artistry achievements of the enduringly fascinating Harry Houdini.

Regrettably, Magic doesn’t offer back issues online free of charge.

Repository of magic resources.

Spam Rage: Blame it on penis-enlargement ads. But you can have peace of mind now – because Booker has been booked.

Sure, Rubberneck is welcome to join our three-ring games. And this performer can have a sideshow demo all his own.

Of course we’ll need an eclectic orchestra to play at our carnival. Prahlad Jani promises not to eat the "musical" instruments.

(a) I have sore feet
(b) A pigeon got run over
(c) My wife won't give me anything to eat.
Best of the almost-braindead 999 calls.

This man solves a Rubik’s Cube puzzle in 16.5 seconds! More clever abstract conceptual minds. (Oh my, that little girl solved the cube for her first time when she was just shy of her sixth birthday!)

It's Monday again. So if you're looking for a new ideology, look no further. Just join The Brights! A bright is a person who has a naturalistic worldview. Just in case you wondered!

What are smittens? Questions over questions...

Another cool X-Mas gift. The swiss-army-rifle! Are you strong enough to lift all that?

USD 19! That's what a boy is worth in Vietnam? Poor kid.

If you need some help, call the Internet Help-Desk!

Where is George? What is that site good for?

In case a whole boy is too much, take just the penis!

ROFL, it looks really desperate!

Keyjay

Make your own dance mixes ...

Even though you're not cleared for landing (or take-off), welcome home. Or do you prefer to reside in a higher fantasy? Otherwise, you could live in a Pod.

Explore Tokyo’s Sky City.

What’s this – the Danish can’t express love?

Would you mind tending my garden next next year? Oh, and bring along your hedgetrimmer.

The world of high-tech surveillance.

London’s Trafalgar Square live webcam (incl. 24-hr. archive).

Cellphone radar spying.

Hold on – this type of spying is more to our taste!

Of course you want some "Gloved-One" stuff. MJ’s nose: The Prison Edition. Hehe – MJ on the escape route. His Neverland Valley Ranch. More photos, etc.

A pepper, banana and a ...

Girl powah, what mates do.

Here's the KungFu-gif.

Barcode yourself.

The nude NO BUSH shoot and what the press had to say about it

Fire brigade sirens to download.

[Educative] The Household Cyclopedia of General Information (via)

Meet me or not ? Hehe, don't search over there : i'm not in the list ;)

[Art] Bilderberg, a gallery of photographers. An example of what they offer.

Send them back and feel good.

Vintage nurse books.

[Art] Kurt Wenner, master street painter. He's indeed a master, check his galleries.

Everything you would like to know about the Beaujolais Nouveau.

Jump around.

Enjoy your Sunday.

Your odds of dating a supermodel are 88,000 to 1. (Supposedly, it’s far easier to strike up a chat w/ Satan.)

Best review we’ve read of the Hilton tape. Her sex-action doll. The sculptor captured the real alien-essence of those haunting eyes.

Now you can see through things.

Woman suffers stroke; during recovery she now speaks w/ different voice & accent!

Use “a wooden device and a lubricant” next time you’ve got your finger stuck!

High-class adult SciFi comic strip in 3D rendering.

Simulated impact of asteroid colliding w/ American eastern seaboard. Wonder what might be the probability of this disaster happening?

I enjoy Ketel One & Grey Goose – thankfully not to such an extreme.

May we remember you as Pophead? Don't laugh your head off, okay?

To wrap up, we move from odds to human oddities. That is, oddities other than MJ – whom, according to a forensic artist, would now look considerably different had he not undergone wacko-Jacko facial modifications.

Stupidity has no limits, check the M4 stunts. Don't try this at home ;)

That's all.

Let's go on. First of all i would like to say 'sorry' because of the lack of updates from my part lately. I'm more busy than expected. The works in my house are takes more time then i even imagined.

But the results will be great. On the other hand i try to be here as much as possible and i must admit Matth, Erik, Johhny2000 (were the hell is he, hehe) and Lawrence have taken Coolio's to a higher level. Slow, but for sure, we are heading towards 5000 hits/day. This is an incredible amount of visitors for a blog like Coolio's.

I only can tell we, at least i'm speaking for myself, are very happy with this growth. A well meant 'Thank you' to all of you ! Also a big hug to my co-bloggers ;)

Indeed that's cheap.

Looking for a great 404 ?

We bought ourselves a new bed at home, a little bit different then this one. This one sucks.

You're doin' it just like this guy ? Then you must be a geek. If yes, you will probably have this one too, isn't it ?

ThinkGeek : being a geek seems to be cool.

Scary flashes.

The Mind Machine Museum.

Read this story. Just unveiled and already a wreck :)

Cya dudes ...

Just a little one, cos I'm very busy and didn't have time before. But I can't let you wait any longer. After all it's Friday!!!

Somehow freaky, but here are some very last words before planes crashed.

An old trick, but still amusing at first. It's quite amazing, until your realize the mean trick.

Lego is the thing again. Mini-Mize yourself!

Well, this is a little late.

And here's the survival guide in case the Internet goes down!

And this is a funny garden, no?

Ouch!, this seams to really hurt. Hope the bike didn't hit him!

Have you met WillyDick already?
[NSFW]

Britain’s Q magazine: Newly published list of the 1,001 Best Songs Ever. Expected to be intensely controversial. I mean, U2’s “One” is ranked in first place? Consider the top 100 titles.

Type in your own lyrics & let them sing it for you.

Proper sign language to communicate how you really feel today.

When you need to define, e.g., “fo' shizzle my nizzle.”

Singapore offers you a tempting holiday destination.

Theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking has a uniquely customized item for sale.

Alien-looking example of case modding.

These eggshell carvings are nearly worthy of Fabergé.

Lomography is amazing: Fully accessible repository of “18,454 city images from 89 countries worldwide and counting .…”

Eros ex mathematica – for you pornographic utilizers of calculus algorithms.

I wasn’t going to mention Michael Jackson at all – but how about fake, yet plausible, names for his own children?

Hey, guard that wandering eye!

The thing you absolutely need in the time of shopping. You're own personal barcode!

Hehe, another high-tech anti-theft system.

Bouncy?! Click and bounce. What's that good for actually?

The Matrix keeps coming up. The Matrix Microsoft style.

And here's the Matrix Lego-Style.

Ouch, maybe you first check your house before starting something [NSFW].

Smoking not allowed?

14/16. I've almost succeeded.

And as usually, something for the eye. Women of Wal-Mart.
[NSFW]

Men – be careful smoking your banana peels, because it might enlarge your breasts.

Did you realize that it’s not healthy to be a fat lesbian?

Dancing nude has unseen advantages?

The oral sex accommodator. Could be effective!

The pimpin’ choice for a hearty breakfast.

In my previous post, I linked you to an article about extremely vain parents naming their babies. Far better had they used those brandnames for their pets.

Man, what fantastic digs!

John Travolta's estate (possibly in the state of Maine). Note the two airplane ports!

Red-green confidence costs? Apparently it costs him a lovely bedmate.

It’s diver down for this sea-predator game.

Need a new pair of lenses ?

Rate their fish ...

Remember Bomberman, now in 3D !

The Space Art of Mark A. Garlick.

Sleeping beauty ? Right title ? Wrong image ? ;) [LSFW]

Plug and Pray.

Also check my other post of earlier today for more fun.

Miss Digital World, the first ever virtual beauty contest, strictly for the most beautiful and intriguing virtual models made using the most advanced 3D graphics tools.

Lord of the Rings Barbie & Ken. More strange collectibles about this duo over here.

[Science] Jupiter in all her glory. Planetary Photojournal, a site to be bookmarked. When you read Coolio's ... click your way over there. Think you'll not return for about 1 hr.

Panzer Dragon ... a flash game.

Truth or dare online.

Bryan Berg, aka the cardstacker.

Image Imagine.

International Superheros ...

You’ll have some whoopass fun w/ (the six-language) Pornolizer.

Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Salma Hayek, and Saffron Burrows have reportedly taken screen tests for the next James Bond movie.

Sophie…anytime at all, baby!

Dumbass names for babies? That’s for damn sure. “Thoughtless – and dumb, dumb, dumb.”

How much is inside?

Suitably exotic mural for a bathroom wall.

Take comfort, the female brain can’t fake orgasms. This girl offers supreme doggystyle. Let me tell ya, I wouldn’t be faking anything.

Matt brought our attention to Brit. Scientists’ resolve about the perfection of Kylie’s ass. Lots of mobile asses for you to appreciate.

Giraffe-legged supermodel Karolina Kurkova is the current flavour-of-the-month screw for P. Diddy? Would she keep your attention?

Fanciful alphabetized fauna.

Tressant Suprême. She’ll crack you up.

Short one because Matth already prepared two posts today.

This is real sport !

Marketing Translation Mistakes. H