Guys, we're not talking about car stabilizers.

Terrorist cellphone. Watching this clip gives ya the heebie-jeebies.

The binary bedside clock.

Collection of corkscrews.

Windows power tools, add-ons, tweaks, system utilities, and freeware.

Create your own text font.

Market researcher IDC projects 27% of all TV sales worldwide will be flat panel LCD and plasma sets -- a total of 50 million units -- by 2007.

That’s one tough pickup truck, baby!

A wickedly fast VR broadband connection. (Someday we'll have that magical 622 MB throughput rate.)

Police lineups can be extremely hazardous.

Is your cow mad?

The anti-hangover pill.

How many seconds can you last?

Think this post will keep you busy for at least an hour ;)

Outkast's He Ya song ... a remake, thx to DragonJeep.

Rofl, look at that domain name.

The Great Porn Audio Experiment.

Turkey Shooter, another one of those hilarious games.

Bill Gates' inbox.

Spermwars ...

An amazingly cool game : Quest for the Crown.

She Bang ... She Bangs ...

Legolas is gay ... more boys kissing, check the animations section ;)

Strange lollypops ...

For those who don't know yet ... at the end of next week i'll be heading towards the ski slopes of Austria again. No worries, i think my co-bloggers will keep you all entertained ... talking about snow ... what do you think about this ? Enough snow ? :)

Bad Adsphotoshops.

The IKEA walktrough ...

Something babe-ish ... Miss Europe back from 1966 upto 2003.

Your Prison Bitch Name is: Fudge Boy

Meme Tree ... link this page as much as possible. It becomes a nice Christmas tree allready.

Complete weirdness ... DooDooCaca (thx)

Sorry it's only in Dutch ... simply watch ... it's known as the Nokia Cell Phone Prank.

Zuma, one of the most addictive games i've played in a long time.

Somewhere in the harbour on a monday morning ...

If you are LOTR-fan you should read this ...

Something completely different ... it becomes more and more a 'sad story' with the record companies, read this.

Enjoy the weekend.

Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now!
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

I'm not sure why you do the Valentine's Day thing. But for me, it's because I love little pussy. Her coat is so warm, and if I don't hurt her, she'll do me no harm.

So, what's this Valentine's Day thing all about any way? It's about the heart. The closer you get to me, the faster I beat!

Sure hope this is not what you have waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.

Hmmmm, what will get him/her going tonight?

Oh the precious eyes of love, and the gracious acceptance for those we have loved.

Some people are so manipulative concerning love. Do all you Doggies love me?

Do I want somebody to love, you ask? Sure I do. Love this link.

Please tell me. Why do you have to keep asking me that. Over and over and over. Ok OK Ok Ok l....... GEEEEEZZZZZZ.

Alright, hands on the wall and spread em. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can be held against you.

Would you like to know what I think about all you Doggies?

What are your chances? This may help. Hmmmm, looks pretty good. Looks pretty good for Coolio to!!!!!

Hey gentlemen, trust me. Click on United States.

All right then, all you Doggies, I have to go for this weekend. I had a little problem with one of my printers. I think I have found a solution. So till next week, bye bye. Happy VD!

WOOF! WOOF! - MPH. Feed me NOW!

Audi S4: Click skip intro and then Unterhaltung. Now you can choose "Video" or "TV-spot."

BMW’s Mr. Jones Drive. No fireworks here; just suave coolness. Very fine motorcar, stylish, somewhat dark mood. Yeah, nice.

O my god... Coolio himself is redesigning this weblog...

Catch the eggs in this game.

The "Knights of the Round Table" musical sequence from 'Monty Python & The Holy Grail' - done in LEGO® animation.

Turn your beer can into a soda can

The Mattress Trash Authority. Belgium: 293...Coolio what the heck is going on in Belgium?

Phototag is a community photography project where we retrofit cheap disposable cameras with shiny new packaging, artwork, instructions and return postage. Each camera is then passed along to friends and strangers with the request that they take one picture and pass it along to someone else.

"Cream de Pie" and other humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design at engrish.com

Ishit: The Internet Server Hosting Inteactive Toilet project.

Sex in ASCII [LSFW]

This Electronic Replicant Intended for Killing, advices you to scroll down and take a look at the posting of our Lifelike Artificial Worker Responsible for Efficient Nullification and Ceaseless Exploration :-))))

A condensed How-to list for a lifetime.

Dead whale explodes in Taiwanese street en route to being autopsied.

Captive African grey parrot, named N'kisi, has a vocabulary of 950 words.

One Million XBox-Live participants by June?

An idiot has attempted to drive the 640-hp Ferrari Enzo.

Click thru Peter Stanick’s battle-of-the-sexes paintings.

The Robot Hall of Fame.

Acrylic PC case.

Nipple Twister. (via Back to the Future)

L.A.W.R.E.N.C.E. – Lifelike Artificial Worker Responsible for Efficient Nullification and Ceaseless Exploration. Activate the Cyborg name-generator.

MiGhtY BeaTniK's, a place where the cartoon classics come alive.

I saw this Japanese drummachine 1 week ago but forgot to share it with you all.

Zombie Terror starring Indiana Jones :)

A virtual guitar ... the above 4 links were submitted by robedwards99. Thx Rob.

Another one that i've forgotten to post at the beginning of the week when i encountered this funny one on the net. Sorry if you've seen it already ... this is what we do with Madonna wannabees :)

I've always hated that 'Idols'-stuff at television but not this version of it. Sorry, only available in Dutch language but you'll understand what it's all about, [NSFW]

Hilarious ... a clip on the difficulties/handicaps with being a fascist.

The lion sleeps tonight ... this is a how-to-dance-on-it.

We will rock you ... the Pepsi, Beyoncee, Brtiney, clip and other extra stuff.

First 2 Zero Darts

A hot and fruity game to start with.

The Disco

Interesting stuff to read at Newseum : the interactive museum of News.

The Assmatrix explains how a 'good ass' should look like. Only the pics are [LSFW] ... all the rest is hilarious and a must read.

Connect 4 ... the classic game.

One of the best beatboxers ever seen ... totally amazing.

Always safe the best for last :

Boundin' the new Pixar ....

The Penguin game has an improved version!
Thanks DragonJeep.

BTW Not approved by Greenpeace ;-)

Guardian Angel, link submitted by robedwards99

The first result of our new Submit a link-option: A BMW racing game.

Thanks Peter!

Suggested in the comments by 'JPO in TO' :
The police north of Toronto On. Canada busted the biggest indoor pot lab in the country inside an abandoned Molson beer brewery. (With a patrol car out front ticketing speeders!) Here is a local comedy review...

What can be done with a cellphone ...

Shadow and Light... 3 months in Europe.

Neverland, the game.

Our dear friend, Saddam, has been photoshopped.

The dance fundamentals by René.

Real ultimate powah, the official Ninja Webpage.

The Pizza Courier.

Torture Sparky... wipe that stupid smile off his face.

Finally, it takes guts ... another game.

New @ Coolio's

Below this post, in the left side corner on the same line where you can add your comments, you'll see a new link. By clicking on it you can submit a link that could fit in one of our Coolio's posts. Use it to share your fun with the others over here. Thanks.

Why are so many Americans obese? A current-festival Film about EPIC PROPORTIONS.

100 of the most annoying people from 2003.

213 activities not permitted in the U.S. Army.

Over 1 million handhelds and 2 million smartphones shipped during the last quarter of 2003 in Europe.

"Kill Bill, vol. 2" – Trailer.

Java-based flight simulator set on Mars.

Unrated squirrel movies.

Is the appearance of your workspace represented in any of these photos?

Does one need a special license to carry a battle mace?

Multi-purpose Flora spread.

A stash of darkly humorous post-mortem mail.

Just one simple link to a cool game.

Do you get further?

Or can you do that?

Enjoy!

Dictionary of Baby Names, Meanings and Origins.

If my memory is right this is a repost : the girls of '64.

A spade is a spade ... more interesting reads at the Black Table.

The Boobbah Zone ...

Virtual Pere Lachaise.

The Aerial Reconnaissance Archives, put this site into your bookmarks for later view. It will be back !

Another interesting one is this ... photo-weblog with news pictures.

Update : added some more to this post of today

Carstuckgirls ...

Saddamslam ... game on.

This is the way, in Belgium (my home country), how they teach people how to drink less.

Raphunnies, the hot or not for rappers. [LSFW]

The post would have been much longer but i've forgotten to save my post while preparing it ... damn, stupid me ... blame it on monday !

Women “plagued” by 200 orgasms per day! Remember the orgasmatron featured in Woody Allen's "Sleeper"? Well, imagine spending all day inside of it....

Media convergence update: In Britain, it’s known as the tellyputer.

This Java-applet transports you 10 million light years away from earth to a quark inside an oak leaf in Florida.

T-Engine recently demonstrated in Tokyo its "T-Cube" Micro PC. The computer is a cube measuring 52mm x 52mm x 45mm. Most of the sides are taken over by ports, including USB 2.x, Ethernet, audio & CompactFlash.

The Eiffel Tower has been illuminated totally red for Premier Hu.

As it gets colder, people get dumber.

Judge a man by his beer. The good news: Dark beer is better for your heart.

Her breasts may go kaboom in the jungle if they get sucked on! (via King Nothing)

It's soon Monday again, so here's something to finish the weekend...

What exactly is that for? Very Important Things!

Now this is a completeley new (or very old) approach to a game. Kinda cool.

How about a new approach to blogging? I like the graphic though.

Here's another game. Fight against zombies and the like.

And this image finally solves the puzzle. I always wondered what this is for!

Hehe, there's nothing that doesn't exist. Here you'll learn everything about babies with beards!

Oh well, nobody is old enough to rob a bank.

To finish this time, a cool game. But it needs some time to get a player.

Finally there's the Search Engine we've all been waiting for!

The sinulator cockpit ...

The weekend they go for a dance and at Monday we can find them in bed with a hernia.

It's a Mazda

Shake it baby. Hilarious clip. [NSFW]

Talking about hilarious clips ... this is the best one i've seen in a long time.

Who are interesting motherfuckers ?

Think i'll need to send my entry to this competition as well.

A new phenomenon ? The videoblog ... this dude explains in an entertaining way. Saw all 3 of them, not bad dude ;)

I'm off ... hope you'll having a nice weekend ;)

Two children were in a doctor's waiting room.
The little girl was softly sobbing.
"Why are you crying?" asked the little boy.
"I'm here for a blood test,
and they're going to cut my finger," said the girl.
When he heard this, the little boy started to cry.
"Why are you crying?" asked the girl.
The boy looked at her worriedly and said,
"I'm here for a urine test."

Like hey, doctor dude, I saw this web site, you know man, on the web, and and ahhhhh, I think it can, you know man, like help me. Like, ahhhh, what do you think, doctor dude.

Rub a dub dub. Better than hearing the "why do I have to rub you all the time" whine whine whine.

Pop eyed, look of horror, so sad, so very, very, very funny.

Those bugs, they are everywhere. Crawling in and out, up and down, all around. EWWWWWWW. Do you need help?

I'm in a dream! Can you see me. Look close. Otay? OTAY!

I really feel sorry for this guy. Count your blessings. Seems to load slow.

Large (that's politically correct for FAT) people know what they want. Yeah right, and I want a....... Video in comments.

If Coolio, Erik, Lawrence, and Matth do not lay off the cakes and pastries while they are at the computer posting all the time they are going to become a.......

No, I'm sorry, I can not.

You have GOT to be kidding me.

I feel sick, but not THAT sick.

Henry Gray (1825–1861). Anatomy of the Human Body. Published 1918. Amazing work, all in a 36 year long life.

OK then, that's it for this weekend. I have to go now. Unfortunately, I had a problem with my car yesterday, and I have to do something about it. Have a nice week everyone!

WOOF! WOOF! - MPH will post for food, I mean, comments.

Oh well, everybody thinks New York is a dangerous place for the shootings etc. But better watch out for cars running over you one by one!

Talking about cars, where is the closest Peugeot dealer? If it officially does 406 mph I must have one, hehe

Have you ever had a nightmare but couldn't describe what you saw? Maybe these images come close?

For some it could be a dream, but others would call it also a nightmare. This is the story of a man on a mission!

It's not always what it looks like.

Nothing really to do with cars or nightmares, but still worth a post. This very cool art. He must love champagne I guess.

Don't hesitate on this one: This bootleg mash-up is a virtuoso 39-minute musical journey in which dozens of pop tracks from the past several decades are sampled, layered, spliced, time-stretched, edited and compiled into one utterly amazing sonic blast. Warning: It's a 53MB file; so dial-up users you've been duly warned! (Bottom line is get it while it lasts.) Oh yes, be sure to print out the full track list.

Embark on a mind-expanding acid trip.

LoveJet keeps your pecker up.

We don’t want to see Aria Giovanni wearing these “swimsuits” at the beach!

He should have known where to look for that cellphone.

Human clock: Click the pics for up-to-the-minute accuracy.

I admire the technicolor format in which MusicPlasma displays its results. Give it a go-round using the names of your favourite bands & solo acts.

Examples of the new deluxe-jewelbox CD & DVD packaging system.

Good sex stimulates the economic growth. Also: “People who are most…satisfied with their sexual life live in Thailand (92%), Vietnam (90%), China and Spain (83%) and Iceland (80% of the population).”

An earring fashion slideshow? [NSFW]

Because walking sucks ....

Bunnypoker [NSFW]

The mouse odometer.

Cheers !

Too bad .... better luck next time.

The best and worst websites ever.

Is your cellphone this good ? [NSFW]

Detailed article anticipates fantasy-books-to-films on the production slate for the next few years – including "Eragon," "The Elric Saga," & "His Dark Materials." Any prospect of filming Eric van Lustbader’s “The Pearl Saga” by decade's end? Some readers may also wonder about scripts for “The Sword of Truth” books by Terry Goodkind. Excluding Jordan’s outlandishly long “Wheel of Time” serial, is there a favourite title in the fantasy genre you'd like to see transferred to the silver screen?

Is your partner telling you the truth about last night? “Called Ex-Sense Pro, the V software measures voice for a variety of parameters including deception, excitement, stress, mental effort, concentration, hesitation, anger, love and lust.”

Make way for designer insects. The only insects I can suffer are butterflies & honey bees. (The former for their beauty; the latter for their food product & cross-pollination role.) Eliminate all others!

Here’s a “panic” uncommonly feared outside the Orient.

Forget Botox, drink anti-aging German beer instead.

Gladiator Pepsi Commercial Pics starring Britnus Maximus, Beyoncus Bootylus and Pinkus Poonannyus

The complete series ... this morning i posted a small part of this gallery. Thx Roraz.

Whether you are anti-Bush, pro-Bush, or simply lukewarm about his presidency, you may like to ponder these remarkable facts:

Look what happens when a President gets elected in a year with a "0" at the end.
Also notice it goes in increments of 20 years.
1840: William Henry Harrison (died in office)
1860: Abraham Lincoln (assassinated)
1880: James A Garfield (assassinated)
1900: William McKinley (assassinated)
1920: Warren G. Harding (died in office)
1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (dies in office)
1960: John F. Kennedy (assassinated)
1980: Ronald Reagan (survived assassination attempt)
2000: George W. Bush???
And to think that two men were fighting it out in the courts to be the
one elected in 2000!

You might also be interested in this:
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
There's more...
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named