I’m not into comic serials – but for our readers who fancy them, try Elf Only Inn.

In the cool zone: Freeware program that will randomize custom boot/login screens.

New home for the hamster.

Imaginative uses for paper plates.

I won’t expect MonkeyDiving to be approved by PETA.

Piercing the anatomical anomaly. Playing w/ the boob cursor.

Al Steel is my rock star name.

Here comes race car driving for the blind. Very hazardous, I suspect…but then they may have this experience.

Great way to advertise your car.

I'm moving to BMW Street – the scenery is delightful!

It's almost an afterthought, but Happy Leapday Birthday! To a few of you, anyway: Over a 400 year period, the odds of being born on February 29 are about 1 in 1506.

Tomorrow is the first day of March. Will it come in “like a lion?” Discussion forum for phrase origins.

The Aicha dude is back ... stronger as ever before. Ever seen the covered version of the first one ? Thx to Kut.

Now i understand why the Brazilian like Carnival that much ... [LSFW]

Z, has it's own site ... didn't know that.

Don't know we have soccer fans among Coolio-visitors ... this might be something for you then : The colours of Football.

FYI, i'm Brazilian, at least in this quiz.

Nipple Slips and Pussy Slips, ofcourse both are [NSFW]

But hey, ever seen safe for work porn ? I did.

Thx for that lady ! Appreciate this.

Before you buy yourself a fancy car ... take a look at this.

Weekend ... short of time ... more later.

Shit ... is the right wordfor this.

Isn't such a sign a very assuring thing when you have an emergency? The next phone is just 174 km ahead.

Could well be, that after you join the Jedi's in training group that you need to place an emergency phone call... Check out the movies.

Yet another time you might be in need to make that emergency phone call.

Wow, glad I don't have kids, so I don't have to rely on SMS to get laid.

ROFL, now that is a good commercial. Where can I order it?

Then this is one for the weirdo collection. WTF is that?

Hey, and last but not least, if your wife/girlfriend don't know how, here's the perfect guide. Very cool.
[NSFW]

Crunched for time this weekend -- hmmm, I wonder why?

Attention-grabber: She’s calling your name, sweetie! Don’t be shy – bite the big apple. Worth a doubletake.

Anaconda man! [NSFW]

Some people have to mow even in the wintertime. [LSFW]

Natural crap.

A different little game.

Moving from crass to class: Elegant digital chessboard. Checkmate, baby!

Search engine for grown-ups.

Play w/ the bubbles.

Think positively (although maybe not realistically) by reading Goodle.

Yahoo vs. Google "is a very cool visualization tool to compare results." (via Elegant Hack)

The eyes have it.

Strip ze girl! [LSFW]

Lots of Flash boobs. (Have you downloaded Frontal Assault? Let us know if you can recommend it.)

“Think you know what’s happening here?”

I may not be ready to understand this weirdness.

Warm up for the discus throw competition at this summer’s Olympiad.

Decent racing game.

Vroom, vroom…then crash!

The idea of the stick figure fight has taken on a world of its own. I thought the idea of the stick figure was to make drawing easier...yet these animation get more and more complicated by the day. (yea I know some of these are reposts, but all of em aren't)

It all starts with a few easier movies (Part 2 here, obviously released after the matrix, heh)

From there, it grows into more complicated movies, like this one.

Just when I thought I was done being amazed by something as simple as stick figures, along come the games.

Strength tests...see if you are the TRUE stick ninja.

Once you know your limits, come here and push them

And lastly, try your hand (or gun rather) at some more killing.

More to come later, I'm loaded with some great flash stuff, so if this seems a bit short, don't hate...anticipate.

Looplabs will keep you busy for a while, especially when you always wanted to be a dj.

Bacardi has also a nice dj console online. Thanks for the link, Flip!

If condoms had sponsors ...

2004, year of the monkey ... the 50 coolest apes of all time

Next time when you put your feet into sea, think twice...

A quickscan of your ports, are you really safe ?

BTW, found myself a nice utility ... put your bookmarks online ... easy to use : Mybookmarks.

Watching soccer can be fun after all.

A repost, i know, but finally found some to play it (during my lunchbreak) : the pinguin slap. I remains a entertaining game. My best shot : 309 m with bounce.

Hmmm ...

Something else related to music : DJ-trainer.

More later, probably.

18 holes minigolf. Enjoy.

You know that you must marry this woman. (And sign the pre-nuptial for that awesome keyboard collection!)

Anetta Fehér has shown the bare facts of her Hungarian candidacy for the EU parliament.

Photos from the Wearable Technology Fashion Show hosted at Cannes.

Availability of the Sony PSP Portable Game Console deferred until 2005. You'll just have to press "pause" until then....Patience!

Versatile online mixer.

Remote control for your PC.

Redesign Google.

Ninja Tunes A/V flyers.

Assorted animated gifs to decorate your Web pages.

Over 1,200 daily ideas archived. Prime example: “Create car crushing ceremonies in which all the previous owners of a car are tracked down through the car's log book and invited to come along to watch their car being crushed and share driving experiences memories. People willing to pay a premium could send off their car in more style, maybe rolled off a cliff and into the sea.”

Cod swallowed can.

Alien baby mistaken for human.

Every night, so that you won’t be distracted,just keep your eyes on the ceiling. [LSFW]

Got Ninja Skills?

Link submitted by MrDun. Thanks!

Did you miss Mardi Gras this year? VR technology has the solution. [LSFW]

Girl gamers strike at the boys. Taking about games, did you know that women Love the Nintendo Power Glove?

The drum solo collection

The 56K modem Emulator. (A.K.A. Sounds Broadband Users Never Hear).

Gum blondes, made of 100% chewed bubblegum on a plywood backing. Totally Safe for work.

3-some, group, jerkoff and other sexual possibilities explained in a non-sexual way. Safe for work.

A totally new way to view London: from a toilet!

A more attractive version of Solitaire [NSFW]

Is this shirt in anyone’s wardrobe? Of course the patent doesn’t actually exist. The rodents themselves. And crittercams.

Need a remedy for stinky feet? (Not w/ the pricey vodka I buy!) A distillery’s worth of vodka is needed to disinfect this place. Mix a vodka espresso.

Rumsfeld’s fighting techniques – or styles of miming. None of them likely to be advantageous during one of these encounters. A technique used by your abductors during the interrogation phase. Space-History lessons whether or not you submit to their claim on your body. Also, a sweetly edible moon-phases tutorial.

Formal wear for canine weddings. As MPH might say…Woof!

Funeral for a Ferrari Enzo: "With only 353 miles on the odometer, this Enzo" was mangled!

Having a maritime funeral? You'll need the proper bag.

Rapidly make your very own logo.

Simple but nice racing game

The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army.

A whistled rendition of the "Laurel and Hardy" theme tune brings back a group of cockatiels stolen from a British aviary.

Your computer has been overrun by a virus. You're an antivirus program and it's your job to stop the virus and restore the files on the computer...

Playing rugby has suddenly an other meaning...

"Conclusion: To conclude Coolio's Weblog is both a need and a want. It collaborates successfully, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and it is human." Just a quote out of an essay generated with the online essay generator. Thanks for the link, Flip!

Crowd stunned by woman's reaction to a man's marriage proposal at this weekend's Indiana Pacers-Washington Wizards game.

Mona Lisa with different looks.

Look below ... 5 posts this day ... we now have 7 regular posters here @ Coolio's : Coolio, Matth, Lawrence, Jer, Fozzie, Clay and me, and I have the feeling I've forgotten someone in this list. Hope we can make a strong team now to get Coolio's to a higher level. Enough crap, enjoy our work and scroll down to the other entries. And please give some feedback to our new bloggers in a comment on their postings, it's a bit quiet here

For my first posting here at Coolios, I thought I would do a little ying-yang posting.

The Yin:

First make sure they are what you think they are.

Then get an email address to reveal your true self, and tell them how you feel.

Then you take care of them....
.....and inform the next of kin.

The Yang:

Ever feel like your religion just isn't right for you?

A little five on one, Abuse the fuse, Adjust your set, Anger the cobra.......

And for more yang check out the postings below.

Just a little one in Mid-Week:

Try some Pongling!

Quite a cool car.

But then, there's nothing like a BMW, or is there?

Talking about cars, this is when you definitely can't use them anymore.

Some things you can do with Sand!

If it's not sand, why not play with seeds of fruits?

Are you looking for a new job? Why don't you use these cover letters for some help?

This one is for the students. If you're tired of reading these famous books, check out the power point slides.

So long...

In honor of my new fish tank, I've decided to run a fish theme for my first post, enjoy.

Wanna know why this cat's tryin so hard to catch a fish???

Here's the answer...cat catches fish, threatens fish's life, then BAM! instant blackmail.[LSFW]

for all the gamers and time wasters, a few flashy fishy festivities (say that ten times fast):

- deep sea exploration

- like shootin' fish inna barrel

- bash the fish (animal-lovers go here)

::Continue below for more great links from Lawrence::

Or will you get slapped?

Supermodel Meat Sports. (They should be playing w/ another piece of meat!) Some fine forms in motion on the catwalk.

There's no shortage of these films.

Lost in translation.

LEGO – Story of a System.

Collecting breast implants these days?

Bow got smacked!

Biggest swine ever. 460 victims of “pignapping.”

Check out these robot videos. And swarmbots. Leading us, bizarrely, to SMS porn bots.

You can order a dead-tree version of weblogs.

Imitating the sound of motorbikes.

First of all i would like to welcome our new blogger, Fozzie. Behind the scenes we are working on some new bloggers. There might be 2 new ones who would like to make a bigger Coolio's community. Hope they will catch the bloggin' virus real soon.

Let's start with a little one today :

Hand carved guitarsof famous guitar players.

The 10 greatest gamesonline.

An annoying collegue at work : mail this one.

This is totally wacko : Incredible Strange Albums, check at the bottom for 3 more galleries.

The Punisher, a shoot 'm up game.

Fozzie, this one is something for you : Miss Piggy goes America !

Might be usefull : imaginary girlfriends.

You should read this story about software piracy. At the bottom of the page you can follow the discussions who appeared on the net referring to his original post. Interesting read Nick.

More later

Spitting the image: Examples of mutant cloning gone awry. Actually, this chap isn’t a bad representation of the Fawlty Towers-era John Cleese. But Einstein's bodydouble looks like a total goof – a member of the Three Stooges, maybe? We’d like to see them substitute in the O.R. for the people they’re impersonating.

Dirty hotels – rusty limescale taps, stray goat…they show it all!

Apparently, nothing irritates Paul.

Chicken is no longer on the menu. May we recommend something from the grill? Hey – don’t eat it!

No polite comment on this fixture.

Would you like a receipt?

Cripes, now it's Lord of the Bling.

Contest: Think you’ve got what it takes to make it in Hollywood?

I was recently in jet setting in Mexico. When to a club in Cancun. Met some ladies. They asked me what I did. Wanting to impress them, I said I was a blogger on Coolios. OOOOOO they said, we love Coolios. Told them my next post was on birds, aerial stuff. Asked them for a photo to post. You see it above. A nice birds eye view huh?

Aerial photography.

The Joy of Sexing. Two years ago I sexed my last chick.

Naughty freaking birds.

Do you have a love nest.

Bird cams.

I'm taking up a new hobby. Want to learn how? YEEEE HAAAAAAA!

Earth from space.

Astronaut photography.

I do not like my bird, so I wrote a poem about him. [NSFW]

There are some nice ways to use feathers. [NSFW]

I like these birds. Send me one, or, one hundred. OTAY?

So, I'm off for now. Seems my girlfriend has a new exercise class/activity, and she wants me to watch her workout. I think I will really like her when she is all buffed.

Not happy with my post? One last group of birds for you to see. HA HA. [NSFW]

WOOF! WOOF! - MPH. Who loves you baby!

Is this your religion? The antipode: Entrances to Hell in/around the UK.

Any of you attending the Oeteldonk Carnival?

Catholica erotica.Bootyfull girls. [LSFW]

Monopoly Board Games – Which are the best, which are the worst versions?

Play: Tower Blaster.

"Musée des Femmes – Tales of the Grotesque and Arabesque." Costumed players in Italy.

Keep an eye on that doorman.

Virtual tour of a maximum security prison in Tennessee. The world's best-known prisoner: Saddam’s been looped into the ET-conspiracy realm.

Photo gallery of Irish castles.

Have you slapped your arse today?

See what we can get out of this ...

As you can see Coolio's is running greatly nowadays ... i'm doin' my part of the job and i do get much help of my guestloggers. Some while ago we had a good team with approx. 5 bloggers. I have to admit logging with 5 gave me some more spare time to do some other things from time to time. Due to success of my babelog and the consequences in the workload i lost Erik as a poster. He now spends most of his time in webmastering both my blogs. Some other loggers like Johnny, Cookie, ... seem to have lost the appetite of loggin' ... for me personally this is a real disaster. Luckily i can count on Lawrence and Matth (who also has a very busy life) most of the time.

What i would like to ask is the following. I urgently need some guest- or fulltime bloggers who are able to post some things over here on a regular basis. I know i've asked this a lot of times but it's really important ... so please raise your voice and mail ! We have some good guidelines on how you can blog over here, it's really simple but some basic knowledge of html is needed (but not that important)

Let us work together on Coolio's. Don't let it depend on a few people. Let's make it a community. The same thing counts for the babelog. Interested to blog over there too (?), let me know asap !

Thx

The Ferrari, a dreamcar.

Software for your hardware .... [NSFW]

Panik in Chocoland

Very very addictive puzzlegame ... thx

Wulf Morgenthaler a fantastic daily comic strip.

Celine (Dion) this is especially for you ... thx

Aaarghhhh, i hate this one !

Frontier Airlines commercials ...

Hot or Not : Video Game Characters

Quote : this is a shit-hole ... some dudes on a skitrip (7min video-clip).

The road to online music fun.

Some things are not what they seem ...

Rate the pussy ...

That's it for now ... tomorrow, i'll be away so don't expect anything from my part over here ;)

Hehe, didn't think that Viagra can be useful to Break-Dance.

Another cool ad. This makes me really wonder who was vacuuming during the world-championship in Mexico when the invented the la ola

Wow, there are some amazing animations at Uncontrol. Especially love the swarm.

Talking about animations. Try the Ski Stunt Simulator!

Do you want to control the matrix?

Wow, didn't know that Google can be modified in so many ways...

JavaScript can do a lot, I know. But this clock is really cool.

ROFL, it seems that this show got a little bit out of hands. Anybody understood why it all started?

Oh well, something else to laugh, but a completely different subject. This is a complete new concept for a PC, don't you think?

I assembled this linkset a couple of days ago; but I've uploaded it before it got too unwieldy....

The Web’s motorsport knowledge site.

England’s Nat’l Motor Museum.

Will Audi put the Nuvolari concept into general production phase?

Colossal collection of Audis whizzing past in a blur.

World’s fastest sedans.

John Lennon’s Rolls-Royce. Rolls-Royce hearses. And…Moby Death!

Evis Presley’s ’69 Mercedes-Benz 600-series is being auctioned. Tricked-out celebs’ limousines. Cadillacs of the Rich & Famous.

Guzzi motorcycles.

The new Ferrari 2+2. Aston Martin’s DB-AR1 concept.

Vroom! – Goofy shenanigans on the track.

Definitely my very favourite supercar.

The largest land-based machine in the world?

Have you got a light, mate?

Web comic about 3 aliens w/ mounting “issues.”

Remakes of classic games.

Attention adventure gamers: Syberia 2 trailers.

For the Ladies: Unique, Handmade, Semi-Precious Gemstone Jewelry.

Demotivators.

Some out-of-the-loop news articles....

Man’s cremated ashes used in cartridges to shoot 70 partridges, 23 pheasants, 7 ducks, and a fox! Meanwhile, Swedes offer freeze-dried burials.

It. Police seek “huge-breasted woman” & man who didn’t pay for his penis enlargement. Do you suspect the two of them had a rendezvous?

Burglar found via trail of yellow snow.

Tune into the dwarf-date reality-TV show.

Spot the fake smilies...

[Science] Mystery on Mars...

The digital gum club.

May 7th ... note it down in your agenda.

The magic shadow...

Seen Christina at the Grammy Awards?

The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army.

The potted meat museum.

Terra Realm... a nice online adventure game.

Another game : Strip-tac-toe. [NSFW]

Welcome to the new era of drinking - waking up feeling fine with Chaser.

Baby, the way you shake that thing.

Some perceived political humour in this Flash-based game. Sort of heavy-going political theory analysis.

“Queso” is the operative word.

Showcase for expert manipulators.

Assemble the jigsaw-babe. Then dispatch a Nude-O-Gram.

Eyesore record-album covers. Believe it or not, someone also rates red drawstring-pouches as an art exhibit.

Barnyard idiocy: A woman registered two of her cows to vote! Meanwhile, a boy married his puppy.

To all the CTF (Capture the Flag) fans ... this is your game ....

Pixeldam : a virtual city in isometric pixelart style

Things we haven't seen at the Superbowl.

Shit ... indeed.

Big Brother in Belgium, my home country, has always been boring ... in Sweden, on the contrary ... 18 Meg clip + [NSFW]

Pussy, pussy, neh, neh ...

Super Handball

His way to express himself.

Stickman, the Battlefield

If you're a fan of commercials : check this site.

Enjoy !

Exemplary drum solos. Legendary!

Hats for carnivores.

Your goal is to arrange five in a row.

Eyeopening design: Blue Moon Hotel, Groningen, Holland.

For the astronomers amongst our readership: Russian images of Venus.

A Clockwork Orange timeline.

Casshern: A (Japanese) anime-come-to-life trailer. Stunningly rendered! Any of you out there have more info?

A costly kick to the crotch. Unrelated: Camel gonads, most likely?

Ladies, intensify the pleasure for both you & your partner(s)!

I won’t say that casts are a fetish of mine.

Rather meanspirited, don’t you agree?

You’ll need to reference this lexicon if you’re soon headed for the slammer.

Simply the Best ... Hilarious !

Crunchtime

Gallery of surrealistic pictures.

Cute flash thing ...

Nutrigrain ... feel great.

What are the 78 differences between women and men ? Thx StGermain.

More interesting stuff, 2 flash movies, below. Have fun.

A realistic view on life.

Why smoking is bad for health ... thx StGermain

How would you judge this piano competition?

Who would be so moronic as to ride in this weird-ass bus?

This cat is a born retriever!

We can’t vouch the same for the rabbits.

The concise Pink Pig atlas.

Mystery of the Chilean slop has been solved – giant squid next?

“The husband must give to his wife what she has a right to expect.” “And so too the wife to her husband.”

Are you ready & willing to help raise the birthrate in Singapore?

Mark Bain has turned the seismological data from the September 11 attacks on New York City into a musical composition. It's not easy listening:
Sample.

Surely a repost here at Coolios – but worth seeing the sexiest clock ever.

Obsessive/compulsive packrat pictorial. (Dial-up users beware of heavy graphics download.)

Some people contend that digital imaging sucks.

Amazing ultra-hi-speed photography.

A site that i really adore is Worth 1000... i've made a selection out of the best ones posted recently over there : Cybergenetics part 4, if Rednecks ruled part 2, if women ruled part 4 and animal olympicspart 4.

There's much more to explore over there but i'll keep you informed about what's goin' on over there on a regular basis.

Animals on the Underground.

Sacfree... [NSFW]

Wrecker... what a game

With the amount of visitors of Coolio's we can drive this guy really insane.

Emugifs, animated videogame gifs.

Damn, forgotten to feed the fish.

A day in the lifeof a photographer.

Scary ... Sarsair ... but i've to admit that the mainpage doesn't frighten me ;)

Self test of cocaine addiction.

Gum Blondes ...

The Amateur Gourmet prepares us some Janet Jackson Breast Cupcakes.

Subliminal Messages.

Need a new success tactic to attract the ladies? – Pump it up to pick them up!

But then, you must be very careful operating high-risk machinery.

Strange that no one has submitted a photo for this director!

Would you fulfil the rôle as Grand Marshal of this Brazilian parade?

Can ASCII ever be rendered as “porn?”

You may want to activate one of these devices next summer.

New experimental A/V mixes.

4 - 7 Mar 2004: Pyramides, Place Rogier, Brussels, Belgium.

Look who's here ... yes indeed, i'm back in (half) full force. Had a terrible week in Austria. No accidents but too much snow, bad weather conditions, heavy slopes to ski on ...

Think i'll need another ski holiday ;)

I'll have to wait until the 11th of March ... until then we'll go on with the show over here.

Vladimir Putin demonstrates Russian emotion.

I play Sex with Coolsex ... [LSFW]

Every day a new japanese movie/clip.

Talking about Japan : Weblogging in Japan nowadays ... And some Japanese toys, both links stolen from Wilhelmina [NSFW]

Looking for some funny stuff to send over to the people in your mailinglist ? Check this one.

Time to do some clean up business ?

Penguin dreams ...

Talking about the penguins ... maybe it as been posted here during my holidays but here's a new penguin game : penguin darts ...

Did you allready see the Russian Pingu variant ? Rofl.

Beer commercials can be so funny sometimes. But the beer ? Yeah right, don't mention

Someone's tribute to the Saturday Morning Shows of the 70s.

Sorry if i've reposted some things over here ... didn't find the time to check all the fabulous posts of my co-bloggers. Thx dudes for all the hard work while i was struggling with the Austrian snow

Don't forget to check Lawrence post of some minutes ago ...

Will you venture to solve the virtual Rubiks cube?

Mostly lightweight entertainment to launch a new week:

Homeodent Lemon is one of the four flavours I keep on hand. (Along w/ Cherry, Fennel, & Spearmint.) Over 1,000 brands in this collection – one of which is six-proof, whiskey-flavoured! However, this procedure is NOT oral hygiene.

The largest diamond in the Universe.

There’s that Giant Hand parking cars again!

Check the boxes: “Who loves me, baby?”

“Do you smell barbecue?”

Minifilm: "Shaun of the Dead."

Nepalese man marries his dog. Dress up a dog for the next Bar Mitzvah.

Slide the bunny head left-to-right. Then play Bunny Whiplash.

Online discussions have hummed with theories about the ID of this object.

More imaginary fauna.

Braving the elements.

Thousands of Web radio stations.

Digital variation of the old pea-under-the-shells game. How high did you score?

Don't forget to mark May 7th in your calendar. It's No Pants Day!

Then if you want to learn the forbidden truth this site is a must. Isn't the internet great?

Woman suit not completed. What's that movie? Can you reduce a description more compact?

Do you know when a person is faking a smile? Test it yourself. I just got 13 out of 20.

HAHAHAHA, ROFL! It wouldn't believe farts truly burn. And how it burns!

Can you solve the mystery of the Voynich Manuscript? Apparantely one guy found out that it is just complete nonsens.

And then at last something for car lovers. Isn't this a great Mustang?
[NSFW]

Ever wondered how a movie would look like in one big image? Didn't think it would be that dark.

Nemomatic, not much more to say to that.

Stick-Man game. Shoot and throw grenades...

For the creative among you, draw your boss and submit the pic to this site. It looks like it's mostly for the ones you don't like ;)

Is our nearest neighbour in space a huge Alien Spacecraft? This book has the answers... Wow!

Another movie that looks promising. Dawn of the dead. Scaaaary.

Just in case, maybe you should get such a slashbuster if that movie gets out.

I feel great, but I still wouldn't want to be like that!

“In a survey of 1,000 people for the Spoken Word Publishing Association, 19% said they would prefer loving words. The only gift they wanted more than this was one which puts deeds before words - a holiday mini-break.”

The association's top 10 is:

1. a surprise minibreak, 27%
2. carefully chosen love poetry or prose, 19%
3. a meal at a fantastic restaurant, 17%
4. a romantic text message, 14%
5. a dozen perfect roses, 9%
6. a sensual massage, 5%
7. a box of chocolates, 4%
8. trip in a hot air balloon, 3%
9. sexy lingerie, 1%
10. a serenade, 1%

[Source: Guardian Unlimited]

Half-wrapped in rosy red: Jennifer Love Hewitt’s kissable set of love bumps.

This is what I'm doing for Valentine's Day. Hmmm, me thinks me likes it.

Guys, DO NOT buy her any of these for Valentine's Day. Buy them and give them to her on YOUR birthday, saying, "I wanted to give myself a great present". Trust me, you'll love the results. Ladies, comments?

Let's face it. Sometimes Valentine's Day just does not go as planned. But hey, you can always make it party time.

S%*T.....B*@CH....., you is FINE!

Soooo, pick you a B*@CH for your doggies.

A little historical background information.

Flying pig. OK, sure, if it gets me some sweet lovin. LOL.

I bet some ladies would just love for their men to have the heart of a dog.

Just insert the word "man" for dog.

Maybe your girl is a geek, and you want to get something for your geekie sweetie pie.

Sometimes I have a hard time understanding what a woman wants for Valentine's Day. But women are easy to understand. RIGHT!!!! It' like this, and I only speak English.

Ok then, time for me to go to the Ritz, and get a little, well you know, a little......HMMMM. Let me just show you a doll created with me as it's inspiration. Watch me in action.

WOOF! WOOF! - MPH. Time for some love, so, show me some love.

Hmm, no more Valentine inspiration? Let me give you a helping hand, posted last year but still a great rhyme...

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

Do you wanna get fatter?

Report rates beer as good as water for hydration.

50 Worst Films of the Last Decade.

Recently I posted a link re Paris Hilton. One of our readers sent a comment, saying that Ms Hilton is ugly w/out her makeup. Well, many celebs are horribly plain.

Neurosurgery, using the mirror technique.

Purchase real estate on the eighth planet from the Sun.

Starship Troopers 2 – the trailer.

Watch & listen to it grow – then share your score.

Don’t attempt to operate heavy machinery after watching Red/Green/Blue.

Now it’s Yeti & the Orca slap.

Get ready for more pleasure.

February 14 could be a depressingly GD-awful day for loners.

On the other hand: “I’d be willing to trade oral sex for emotional favors.” – Edgy Valentines cards. (Hi-res. versions available, too.)

The IRC Bible (condensed version).

Virtual worlds listed by category.

Marvellous photo-image of frozen contemplation. (I managed to get some beauty in this post!)

Losing your rear end in the snow.

“All You Can Eat” is lard-butt heaven.

All-time ugliest PC case.

1960’s slang. (Many of these phrases are well-integrated into common usage.)

Here's the infomercial, baby.

World's largest erotic festival scheduled for next month at Manchester.

Lingerie Bowl portfolio.

A handful of nipple slips.

Pink compliments this hottie.

“Peanut Butter” finally separated from “Jelly.” 2000 uses for peanut butter.

Gallery of those naughty but weird “one size fits all” suits.

Mom uses 10-year old daughter as her DD.

“Excellent work – once I taped his mouth shut.”

Basically this device turns your home PC's music library into a server, and acts as a Wi-Fi connected client.

Would you have graded an A+ for this chemistry exam?

Funky, retro-erotic museum in Japan. [LSFW]

Biggest car-model museum on the Net.

A repost of mine: the virtual design museum.

Asian lomography.

Here a some links submitted by our visitors:

Nice russian photoshopping

Litterbox performing their hit "scratch" live in concert, especially for cat lovers.

Nice flash animation with some cows and one with a cute little song that gets easily stuck in your ears.

Evidence that NASA is altering the true color pictures of Mars

If you had 27,000 bath tub sized blocks of what would build? St Paul, Minnesota built an Ice Palace. The tallest part of the castle is 8 stories tall.

Thanks NoFear, Flegger, Bjarke, Russ, Conrad & Slinger for submitting the links above.

A webdesigner usually starts with some handwritten sketches...

Online arm wrestling

How ironic... Sharman Networks, makers of Kazaa peer-to-peer file-sharing software moved from The Netherlands to Australia to escape potential legal problems. But last friday the police raided their offices, searching for evidence linking the company to copyright infringement, the company said. At the end of 2003 the Dutch Supreme Court deciced that the makers of Kazaa, could not be held liable for copyright infringement of music or movies swapped on its free software.

Guess what this.... no idea? Well the answer is here!

Five-finger fillet madness is available again.

For what it’s worth (if anything): A 13-page “preview” of the Paris Hilton memoirs being pitched as a book proposal.

Periodic Table of Rejected Elements.

Martial artist Ming Liu performs a choreographed routine with a hand fan.

Pressed for more time? Embrace the possibilities the 28-hour day. (Not necessarily more sleep.) (via Bifurcated Rivets)

Kaleidoscope painter. Alternatively, use your own images to create kaleidoscopic patterns.

Humidor/server case hybrid.

Miniature versions of famous electric guitars.

“Driving” from Cuba to Florida – in a ’59 Buick!

Did the Rover’s arm freak out?

What if the Lord of the Rings had been written by someone other than Tolkien? (Over a thousand posts thus far of these fascinating literary improbabilities.)

Just got back from Paris Hilton(repost), and I have to say it is very comfortable...

Especially the shower was much better.

What is that search engine good for? Go Hook and search for completed auctions.

There were more commercials at the Superbowl, especially this one from Apple/Pepsi. But have you heard that RIAA chief Cary Sherman molests 14-year-old girl? Oh well, who the fuck cares.

Orson Wells 1984 seems to be the topic today. Students for an Orwellian Society.

Forget the RIAA and all the shitheads there, better watch this movie here. This is fun and it's free! A very long download, but worth every minute! All there is to say: GREAT!

Talking about films, here's a how-to to get a Chupa chups...

That's it for today.

And then she had one....

For Matth & all PENGUIN fans.

Feeding the foster corpse. Incredibly sick psychological abuse!

Have some perverse fun at the Michael Jackson Soundboard.

The must-have wheels for your kid brother.

Shoot a few shots of Vodka Kalishnikov. Salut!

Dave’s now Dee: “Three decade’s as a bearded, pipe-smoking man’s man” – and now a woman. An old woman at that.

The Amazing Morto the Magician.

Brainy coders and the “amazing universe of structure, spirituality, and mathematical intrigue.”

You'll need Adobe Acrobat to view (then print) the 2004 End of the Universe calendar.

Splutterfish gallery.

Click this link. What do you see? If you see Coolios, but your browser URL address says microsoft.com, you are vulnerable to URL spoofing. Notice that the address in your status bar, bottom left, also says the URL is microsoft.com when you mouse over the link. HMMMMM!

What is this all about ? Explanation. And, the solution.

One of these sites that makes you say Hmmmm. I newt you would like it.

Let's have a party, OK, fine then. But, who should we invite as entertainment. Sound on page warning.

What the H E double hockey sticks is this? Crazy people are normal.

Hey YOU! Why don't you just go whack off!

Survival, you have heard of it. Not the TV show, but the basic human will to survive. I'm not sure what to say, but, love your kids.

RRRRRR. This game drives me fricken crazy.

OK everyone. Got to go now. I just met a beautiful woman at the bar, she is so fine and just my type. But honestly, I don't feel well. I think I have been drinking to much. I can't see straight.

WOOF! WOOF! - MPH - Help me please.

Sense of Flight: more like sense of vertigo.

Study the bifurcated age maps. Unnerving.

Brush up on your DJ skills.

Park these cars.

Did you know that fingernails only rip one way?

The man who smokes through his eyeballs!

Burger ‘n Fries under the microscope.

The beer-drinkers’ song. It’s all in the spelling of the beer label.

You know where to stamp your approval of this home-welcoming posture.

Oh yes, incidentally…Happy Creepy Valentine.

While you are all enjoying your lazy sunday afternoon ...

... at the same moment i'm suffering over here

Forget Janets Breast. Super Bowl Scandel has drifted north of the border to Canada. A Labatt's Blue Lite beer commercial broadcasted on Global TV's Canadian Super Bowl is causing controversy.

In the spot[wmv, 1029 kb], two women are shown in a long, tongue-kiss. Nigel Miller, a spokesman for Labatt Brewing Co. Ltd., said there has been an "overwhelming" amount of response from viewers in the wake of Sunday's airing -- both positive and negative -- which rarely occurs.

Paul of Workingwithpaul.com submitted this link. Thanks! Paul, I don't need Viagra, but not thanks to this kind of commercials, if you ask me ;-)

Let us know what you think of the commercial by adding a comment.

Yes the rumors are true! The Oprah Winfrey sex tape is finally here!!! [NSFW]

Eyes were rolled, brows were beated, murmurs were murmured - but through it all, Lance Armstrong handled it like a pro.

If you have a cat, you''ll recognize this lapdance

Bruno Bozzetto with a great flash new flash animation called Life

Meet Miriam. All the men fancy her. In fact, six of them have been filmed for TV competing to seduce the stunner. Only.... Thx Conrad!

Ending with the Buttafly Guide to Interpreting Friendster Photos. Nimbus instead of submitting this link, you could make a posting.

Interesting read: Billionaire wants you to live for a very long time. Forum like Friendsters – only for infinite wannabes. Most people don't know what to do for a Saturday afternoon!

What has been the most-searched event in the history of the Internet?

“Backmasking” may have been posted at Coolios last fall. Nonetheless, it might still intrigue some of our readers.

The $22-banknote US Presidential candidate.

Pilsstrip is blessed tough to win!

Up!House impacts w/ a brilliant ultra-mod design. More models of super-cool prefabs. (via Travelers Diagram)

Lotus plans a brute 450BHP for its 2006 Esprit. (Looks similar to the Lambo Gallardo.)

Porsche Carrera GT movie.

Coolio is already on holiday. I don't hope he's doing the same as these guys when his car is stucked in the snow.

Paris Hilton’s behavior in the show ”The Simple Life” is making her Norwegian relatives see red. They think she should be stuck in the barn with a dung fork.

The NEW Da Vinci code. If you missed the original one.. here it is

Ending with the latest contraception invention: Sperm War

Thanks Jello, Thomas, Orflin for submitting the links.

Control this headless bloke’s destiny.

Many years ago, Lance Armstrong rode w/ training wheels. – hehehehe; ya gotta be cool.

Mars Exploration Rover: 14.5 MB QuickTime movie.

Free music index: Don’t hang up those downloaders yet.

British music weblog.

Real Balls – addicted to gravity.

300 feature films, more than 65,000 photocopies, distilled into one 14-minute animation miracle.

Naked news segments.

What’s this – albino squirrels?!

Sequeing, somewhat, to this…clip.

This is your Life, mate.

Give yourself a sense of scale.

Devour the chocolate voodoo doll.

Exquisite book illustrations.

Playing cards for February 14.

Broken Frontier’s top 10 comic villains.

Rock ‘n Roll Triviologies.

Tricked-out minimalist design.

Top-level digital art photography by BIYAN.

First time ever that a man has complained to the police about getting a BJ? Unlikely, then, that he’ll matriculate to this university! Maybe this technique would avail him?

Kaboom Club: Fighting avalanches w/ a howitzer. (Video included; free registration r’qd.)

How to Avoid a Web site.

Damn, i adore this page and its games ... PopCap rules !

Be aware if you click this link ... it will keep you busy for a long time, i can assure you !

If you're addicted to Maffia-stuff ... Omerta, Live by the Game, Die by the Game.

HUB.lo, a platform game. Looks easy, but it isn't and so damn addictive.

Now that we're talking about games ... what about this list ? Game on !

Computer generated pictures ... enjoy them in a slideshow.

HTML can be funny too. Never imagened that it could be that simple to understand.

For those who feel symphaty for Pingu ... here's the fanclub.

World's fastest drummer : extreme sport drumming.

When you see a link somewhere to 'The picture of the week' i must be honest to except something with news-pictures by Reuters or whatever ... something completely different appeared on my screen ... but it looked nice. [NSFW]

Appologies for what ? Sad story, imho.

Scott Blake's Bar Code Art.

Dot Eaters - Classic Video Game History.

2 days ... ski holiday ... sun (hopefully), snow (sure), schnapps (sure) ... relaxation. But until then ... more blogging ... can't let myself go of this blog, it's a drug.

Well, always make sure that you Jack in Safety!

Just to be sure that we understand each other, so better check the dictionary!

Wow, and how pathetic some people must be, just to don't have to ...

Now I'd like to be featured there too!

Ever wondered what's behind a typeface?

If you start a career as a musician, this might be for you. Or maybe it's just to spread your downloaded MP3's?

Ahhh, finally I don't have to feel ashamed anymore!

I know Coolio has a sense of humor, so let's have some fun!

This looks like something Coolio might try on his ski trip.

I understand he has been practicing his ski jumping skills and techniques.

Also, there has been some talk of him going snowmobiling.

This is a video clip of Coolio practicing at home prior to his trip.

Well, all that effort finally pays off I guess.

Coolio and his family out for a little ski slope fun.

I live in Denver, Colorado USA. We have a few ski resorts nearby.

A little ski game for all you Doggies. Choose easy. And then try hard.

Come on man, think about the wife and family before you keep doing this stuff. Choose slow, or fast, connection speed.

Hmmm, looking good, I have to admit. Choose slow, or fast, connection speed.

I think Coolio said he was going to Austria. If so, here are some helpful tips. [NSFW]

And finally, lets all pray Coolio will not be posting to this site anytime soon.

HA HA - Have FUN!

WOOF! WOOF! - MPH

Buy a sunburst nipple shield similar the one worn by Janet at the Superbowl halftime show.

Catch this mammoth ball!

This company manufactures more than 150 million sets of micro & mini ball bearings annually.

World’s largest underground business complex.

For serious gamers: Thermaltake Aquarius III External Liquid Cooling System.

Free games galore.

A cocktail of mind-altering drugs.

If you’re in an academic mode re hallucinogenics.

I readily admit that this prizewinning puzzle is beyond my powers of comprehension.

Jeepers, creepers…do you believe this “live” webcam is for real? Or the making of an Urban Legend. Feed us your opinion….

First of all ... i'm counting the days off to my first ski holiday of the year ... i'm leaving Belgium next Friday. I'll be away for 1.5 week. I hope i can count on my friends/co-bloggers. And if they are not free or able to post, don't shoot them ... shoot me

Until friday i'll try to post 1 or 2 times ...

Thumbs up for these thumbclips.

The Mars Rover now has its own blog. Interesting !

The orgulator ...

Janet Jackson... in an animated gif. If you want to read more about this 'story' between Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake at the Superbowl. It's in Dutch but you'll understand were to click, isn't it ?

The brother, Michael, now has it's own 'We know you're innocent'-song.

Left to my own devices ...

Insects in Rock and Roll Cover Art.

Britney's little sister livejournal.

The typewriter museum.

Best of the Strong Bad e-mails.

Nudity on television: 1950 - 2000 [LSFW]

How easy do you think it is to get into the Hilton, Paris?

Make a map of the countries you’ve visited.

Interactive historical atlases.

How can the world function on so many electricity standards?

Repost of the Human Clock. Why? ‘Cause I like it!

An “extreme music” magazine.

Insects in Rock 'n Roll album-cover art.

Coming this summer: King Arthur – more or less a remake of Boorman’s Excalibur? How can this possibly impress, after Helm's Deep & Pelennor Fields?

The sword tournament.

Here’s a battle game, of sorts.

Looks like another penguin assault.

Strip Poker Machine.

Clothed or not, you’ve gone tubular.

A little one for the new week:

The Deadly Magician. Takes a while to load.

Did you know that all characters in LOTR where inspired by football players?

If this wasn't violent enough, here's some more. Expect it to be really bloody. Was he inspired by Tarantino?

And should you have forgotten what time it is. A very nice clock.

After the little penguin game here's another favorite of Pingu. I was quite amazed by all the comments

Tech-News: Do you still use your hands to control your mouse? Go with the times man! Is this a hoax or what?

Peter Stanick is looking for people.

If you are searching for things, try all the Hidden Google Tools.

I don't smoke, but maybe some of you do? Order it online!

Wish you all!