I’m not into comic serials – but for our readers who fancy them, try Elf Only Inn.

In the cool zone: Freeware program that will randomize custom boot/login screens.

New home for the hamster.

Imaginative uses for paper plates.

I won’t expect MonkeyDiving to be approved by PETA.

Piercing the anatomical anomaly. Playing w/ the boob cursor.

Al Steel is my rock star name.

Here comes race car driving for the blind. Very hazardous, I suspect…but then they may have this experience.

Great way to advertise your car.

I'm moving to BMW Street – the scenery is delightful!

It's almost an afterthought, but Happy Leapday Birthday! To a few of you, anyway: Over a 400 year period, the odds of being born on February 29 are about 1 in 1506.

Tomorrow is the first day of March. Will it come in “like a lion?” Discussion forum for phrase origins.

The Aicha dude is back ... stronger as ever before. Ever seen the covered version of the first one ? Thx to Kut.

Now i understand why the Brazilian like Carnival that much ... [LSFW]

Z, has it's own site ... didn't know that.

Don't know we have soccer fans among Coolio-visitors ... this might be something for you then : The colours of Football.

FYI, i'm Brazilian, at least in this quiz.

Nipple Slips and Pussy Slips, ofcourse both are [NSFW]

But hey, ever seen safe for work porn ? I did.

Thx for that lady ! Appreciate this.

Before you buy yourself a fancy car ... take a look at this.

Weekend ... short of time ... more later.

Shit ... is the right wordfor this.

Isn't such a sign a very assuring thing when you have an emergency? The next phone is just 174 km ahead.

Could well be, that after you join the Jedi's in training group that you need to place an emergency phone call... Check out the movies.

Yet another time you might be in need to make that emergency phone call.

Wow, glad I don't have kids, so I don't have to rely on SMS to get laid.

ROFL, now that is a good commercial. Where can I order it?

Then this is one for the weirdo collection. WTF is that?

Hey, and last but not least, if your wife/girlfriend don't know how, here's the perfect guide. Very cool.
[NSFW]

Crunched for time this weekend -- hmmm, I wonder why?

Attention-grabber: She’s calling your name, sweetie! Don’t be shy – bite the big apple. Worth a doubletake.

Anaconda man! [NSFW]

Some people have to mow even in the wintertime. [LSFW]

Natural crap.

A different little game.

Moving from crass to class: Elegant digital chessboard. Checkmate, baby!

Search engine for grown-ups.

Play w/ the bubbles.

Think positively (although maybe not realistically) by reading Goodle.

Yahoo vs. Google "is a very cool visualization tool to compare results." (via Elegant Hack)

The eyes have it.

Strip ze girl! [LSFW]

Lots of Flash boobs. (Have you downloaded Frontal Assault? Let us know if you can recommend it.)

“Think you know what’s happening here?”

I may not be ready to understand this weirdness.

Warm up for the discus throw competition at this summer’s Olympiad.

Decent racing game.

Vroom, vroom…then crash!

The idea of the stick figure fight has taken on a world of its own. I thought the idea of the stick figure was to make drawing easier...yet these animation get more and more complicated by the day. (yea I know some of these are reposts, but all of em aren't)

It all starts with a few easier movies (Part 2 here, obviously released after the matrix, heh)

From there, it grows into more complicated movies, like this one.

Just when I thought I was done being amazed by something as simple as stick figures, along come the games.

Strength tests...see if you are the TRUE stick ninja.

Once you know your limits, come here and push them

And lastly, try your hand (or gun rather) at some more killing.

More to come later, I'm loaded with some great flash stuff, so if this seems a bit short, don't hate...anticipate.

Looplabs will keep you busy for a while, especially when you always wanted to be a dj.

Bacardi has also a nice dj console online. Thanks for the link, Flip!

If condoms had sponsors ...

2004, year of the monkey ... the 50 coolest apes of all time

Next time when you put your feet into sea, think twice...

A quickscan of your ports, are you really safe ?

BTW, found myself a nice utility ... put your bookmarks online ... easy to use : Mybookmarks.

Watching soccer can be fun after all.

A repost, i know, but finally found some to play it (during my lunchbreak) : the pinguin slap. I remains a entertaining game. My best shot : 309 m with bounce.

Hmmm ...

Something else related to music : DJ-trainer.

More later, probably.

18 holes minigolf. Enjoy.

You know that you must marry this woman. (And sign the pre-nuptial for that awesome keyboard collection!)

Anetta Fehér has shown the bare facts of her Hungarian candidacy for the EU parliament.

Photos from the Wearable Technology Fashion Show hosted at Cannes.

Availability of the Sony PSP Portable Game Console deferred until 2005. You'll just have to press "pause" until then....Patience!

Versatile online mixer.

Remote control for your PC.

Redesign Google.

Ninja Tunes A/V flyers.

Assorted animated gifs to decorate your Web pages.

Over 1,200 daily ideas archived. Prime example: “Create car crushing ceremonies in which all the previous owners of a car are tracked down through the car's log book and invited to come along to watch their car being crushed and share driving experiences memories. People willing to pay a premium could send off their car in more style, maybe rolled off a cliff and into the sea.”

Cod swallowed can.

Alien baby mistaken for human.

Every night, so that you won’t be distracted,just keep your eyes on the ceiling. [LSFW]

Got Ninja Skills?

Link submitted by MrDun. Thanks!

Did you miss Mardi Gras this year? VR technology has the solution. [LSFW]

Girl gamers strike at the boys. Taking about games, did you know that women Love the Nintendo Power Glove?

The drum solo collection

The 56K modem Emulator. (A.K.A. Sounds Broadband Users Never Hear).

Gum blondes, made of 100% chewed bubblegum on a plywood backing. Totally Safe for work.

3-some, group, jerkoff and other sexual possibilities explained in a non-sexual way. Safe for work.

A totally new way to view London: from a toilet!

A more attractive version of Solitaire [NSFW]

Is this shirt in anyone’s wardrobe? Of course the patent doesn’t actually exist. The rodents themselves. And crittercams.

Need a remedy for stinky feet? (Not w/ the pricey vodka I buy!) A distillery’s worth of vodka is needed to disinfect this place. Mix a vodka espresso.

Rumsfeld’s fighting techniques – or styles of miming. None of them likely to be advantageous during one of these encounters. A technique used by your abductors during the interrogation phase. Space-History lessons whether or not you submit to their claim on your body. Also, a sweetly edible moon-phases tutorial.

Formal wear for canine weddings. As MPH might say…Woof!

Funeral for a Ferrari Enzo: "With only 353 miles on the odometer, this Enzo" was mangled!

Having a maritime funeral? You'll need the proper bag.

Rapidly make your very own logo.

Simple but nice racing game

The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army.

A whistled rendition of the "Laurel and Hardy" theme tune brings back a group of cockatiels stolen from a British aviary.

Your computer has been overrun by a virus. You're an antivirus program and it's your job to stop the virus and restore the files on the computer...

Playing rugby has suddenly an other meaning...

"Conclusion: To conclude Coolio's Weblog is both a need and a want. It collaborates successfully, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and it is human." Just a quote out of an essay generated with the online essay generator. Thanks for the link, Flip!

Crowd stunned by woman's reaction to a man's marriage proposal at this weekend's Indiana Pacers-Washington Wizards game.

Mona Lisa with different looks.

Look below ... 5 posts this day ... we now have 7 regular posters here @ Coolio's : Coolio, Matth, Lawrence, Jer, Fozzie, Clay and me, and I have the feeling I've forgotten someone in this list. Hope we can make a strong team now to get Coolio's to a higher level. Enough crap, enjoy our work and scroll down to the other entries. And please give some feedback to our new bloggers in a comment on their postings, it's a bit quiet here

For my first posting here at Coolios, I thought I would do a little ying-yang posting.

The Yin:

First make sure they are what you think they are.

Then get an email address to reveal your true self, and tell them how you feel.

Then you take care of them....
.....and inform the next of kin.

The Yang:

Ever feel like your religion just isn't right for you?

A little five on one, Abuse the fuse, Adjust your set, Anger the cobra.......

And for more yang check out the postings below.

Just a little one in Mid-Week:

Try some Pongling!

Quite a cool car.

But then, there's nothing like a BMW, or is there?

Talking about cars, this is when you definitely can't use them anymore.

Some things you can do with Sand!

If it's not sand, why not play with seeds of fruits?

Are you looking for a new job? Why don't you use these cover letters for some help?

This one is for the students. If you're tired of reading these famous books, check out the power point slides.

So long...

In honor of my new fish tank, I've decided to run a fish theme for my first post, enjoy.

Wanna know why this cat's tryin so hard to catch a fish???

Here's the answer...cat catches fish, threatens fish's life, then BAM! instant blackmail.[LSFW]

for all the gamers and time wasters, a few flashy fishy festivities (say that ten times fast):

- deep sea exploration

- like shootin' fish inna barrel

- bash the fish (animal-lovers go here)

::Continue below for more great links from Lawrence::

Or will you get slapped?

Supermodel Meat Sports. (They should be playing w/ another piece of meat!) Some fine forms in motion on the catwalk.

There's no shortage of these films.

Lost in translation.

LEGO – Story of a System.

Collecting breast implants these days?

Bow got smacked!

Biggest swine ever. 460 victims of “pignapping.”

Check out these robot videos. And swarmbots. Leading us, bizarrely, to SMS porn bots.

You can order a dead-tree version of weblogs.

Imitating the sound of motorbikes.

First of all i would like to welcome our new blogger, Fozzie. Behind the scenes we are working on some new bloggers. There might be 2 new ones who would like to make a bigger Coolio's community. Hope they will catch the bloggin' virus real soon.

Let's start with a little one today :

Hand carved guitarsof famous guitar players.

The 10 greatest gamesonline.

An annoying collegue at work : mail this one.

This is totally wacko : Incredible Strange Albums, check at the bottom for 3 more galleries.

The Punisher, a shoot 'm up game.

Fozzie, this one is something for you : Miss Piggy goes America !

Might be usefull : imaginary girlfriends.

You should read this story about software piracy. At the bottom of the page you can follow the discussions who appeared on the net referring to his original post. Interesting read Nick.

More later

Spitting the image: Examples of mutant cloning gone awry. Actually, this chap isn’t a bad representation of the Fawlty Towers-era John Cleese. But Einstein's bodydouble looks like a total goof – a member of the Three Stooges, maybe? We’d like to see them substitute in the O.R. for the people they’re impersonating.

Dirty hotels – rusty limescale taps, stray goat…they show it all!

Apparently, nothing irritates Paul.

Chicken is no longer on the menu. May we recommend something from the grill? Hey – don’t eat it!

No polite comment on this fixture.

Would you like a receipt?

Cripes, now it's Lord of the Bling.

Contest: Think you’ve got what it takes to make it in Hollywood?

I was recently in jet setting in Mexico. When to a club in Cancun. Met some ladies. They asked me what I did. Wanting to impress them, I said I was a blogger on Coolios. OOOOOO they said, we love Coolios. Told them my next post was on birds, aerial stuff. Asked them for a photo to post. You see it above. A nice birds eye view huh?

Aerial photography.

The Joy of Sexing. Two years ago I sexed my last chick.

Naughty freaking birds.

Do you have a love nest.

Bird cams.

I'm taking up a new hobby. Want to learn how? YEEEE HAAAAAAA!

Earth from space.

Astronaut photography.

I do not like my bird, so I wrote a poem about him. [NSFW]

There are some nice ways to use feathers. [NSFW]

I like these birds. Send me one, or, one hundred. OTAY?

So, I'm off for now. Seems my girlfriend has a new exercise class/activity, and she wants me to watch her workout. I think I will really like her when she is all buffed.

Not happy with my post? One last group of birds for you to see. HA HA. [NSFW]

WOOF! WOOF! - MPH. Who loves you baby!

Is this your religion? The antipode: Entrances to Hell in/around the UK.

Any of you attending the Oeteldonk Carnival?

Catholica erotica.Bootyfull girls. [LSFW]

Monopoly Board Games – Which are the best, which are the worst versions?

Play: Tower Blaster.

"Musée des Femmes – Tales of the Grotesque and Arabesque." Costumed players in Italy.

Keep an eye on that doorman.

Virtual tour of a maximum security prison in Tennessee. The world's best-known prisoner: Saddam’s been looped into the ET-conspiracy realm.

Photo gallery of Irish castles.

Have you slapped your arse today?

See what we can get out of this ...

As you can see Coolio's is running greatly nowadays ... i'm doin' my part of the job and i do get much help of my guestloggers. Some while ago we had a good team with approx. 5 bloggers. I have to admit logging with 5 gave me some more spare time to do some other things from time to time. Due to success of my babelog and the consequences in the workload i lost Erik as a poster. He now spends most of his time in webmastering both my blogs. Some other loggers like Johnny, Cookie, ... seem to have lost the appetite of loggin' ... for me personally this is a real disaster. Luckily i can count on Lawrence and Matth (who also has a very busy life) most of the time.

What i would like to ask is the following. I urgently need some guest- or fulltime bloggers who are able to post some things over here on a regular basis. I know i've asked this a lot of times but it's really important ... so please raise your voice and mail ! We have some good guidelines on how you can blog over here, it's really simple but some basic knowledge of html is needed (but not that important)

Let us work together on Coolio's. Don't let it depend on a few people. Let's make it a community. The same thing counts for the babelog. Interested to blog over there too (?), let me know asap !

Thx

The Ferrari, a dreamcar.

Software for your hardware .... [NSFW]

Panik in Chocoland

Very very addictive puzzlegame ... thx

Wulf Morgenthaler a fantastic daily comic strip.

Celine (Dion) this is especially for you ... thx

Aaarghhhh, i hate this one !

Frontier Airlines commercials ...

Hot or Not : Video Game Characters

Quote : this is a shit-hole ... some dudes on a skitrip (7min video-clip).

The road to online music fun.

Some things