As i said, don't mess with this dude.

Smoking in bed is soooo bad for you...

If ladies pumping accelerator pedals (gas to the US visitors!) gets you going...this is the page for you...

Been there Done that...one for the weary traveller...

Tiger Woods is a lucky lucky boy...meet his fiance...[LSFW]

Looking for a different kind of holiday destination?

A must have this spring Butterfly Pee...

Great gift for that someone special on April 1st...

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's that time of the year again...Top 100 April Fools Day pranks...

And here's a whole load of pc pranks to download and unleash on your mates...hehe!

Oddworld...cool site to kill some time...

Personally I wish they'd just put on a frock and take up baking...muhahahaaa!

I'm not paranoid...it's all those others...

Talk about having your cake and eating it...

A free car for all our American visitors...how cool is that?

Stuck for a message for your answer phone?

I leave you with a Ghost Spotter!

Catcha

The 'Brief Safe' ... might be a repost.

LetterJames, seen it posted on many other blogs but it might be fun.

Symbol Signs ... The complete set of 50 passenger/pedestrian symbols developed by AIGA is now available on the web, free of charge. Signs are available in EPS and GIF formats.

BTW, ever seen the Evil Pictograms ?

Robostrike ... what a game.

Demolition Derby, on of the many entertaining things you can find at The four Inches of Ego.

One night in a Dutch Pub ... 'Tap een biertje voor mij'.

And now, let's say hello to Diddy ... [NSFW] ... so, watch your back if you watch this one

You didn't fall of your chair by watching the previous one ? So, you're still there to play some game ? Here's Battlepong.

Remember the Break in the Road, here's the mainpage of the creator : Luke Whittaker. Check the other animations.

David Shringly presents 5 animations.

The immortals, the greatest rock & roll artists of all time

Cheers !

Think i'm goin' to bookmark this one at work. If you're used to play the Solitaire in Windows NT, this might be something interesting for u too. [NSFW]

If you got more time to lose ... there are some more Solitaire versions and some other 'Non Work Safe' thingies. Enjoy !

Have to go ...

Get off your arse and defend the defenseless. (approx. 7-MB)

Spooky submersion communications equipment. (Demo movies included.) World’s first underwater jet ski.

Today, Rolls-Royce is to open a dealership at One Red Sq in Moscow.

The No. 1 choice for accommodations in Berlin? Surely the Propeller Island City Lodge! Round beds, cages, upside-down furniture, padded/collaged walls – even a room with coffins.

Crappiest PC case of all time? Install lots of cooling fans!

Launch a heifer w/ a trebuchet.

Pucker up: Somebody out there wants to give you a hundred smooches.

Our model is wearing the lacy safari thong.

Yesterday, I linked you to the fly-swatting game; now it’s all about spiders.

Agitate his expressions. Disequillibrate his sense of balance. If your nerves are still intact, then roll the neon-green ball through the maze.

Spam yourself all the way to a Porche...The bit that got me was the spammer earned $1million?!

The latest stick man offering..Fight!

What time is it?

Looking for a photograph?

Want to get loads of gifts off complete strangers? More info at FunHi...

This great intraweb never ceases to amze me...both men and women in cooking pots...

Online board games with CyberBoard...

A collection of stunning aerial shots of the US of A...

Oh man April 1st is just around the corner...Jesus in a pecan tree...

I think I need to invest in this guide...hehe!

Cool game not to be sniffed at...ouch sorry...Name that Nose...

Another of those moral of the tale is pictures...[NSFW]

I see a link saying Holiday Snaps...umm thinks I, nice beaches, blue skies, green sea...uh oh...WRONG! When I say this is [NSFW]that is exactly what I mean...

Oooooh Shake it Baby!

Agreed.

Catcha

No...I suggest you change course...

Anyone in the UK want a free PC? There's a catch...

Just in time for Easter, a collection of bunny girls...[LSFW]

I got a digital camera for Christmas...maybe I can make some cash...

OMG! The Stepford Wives are coming...someone call the feminists...

A great collection of old photographs...

Anyone going on an adventure today? Better check out this site first...hehe!

Are you psychic?...

Lawrence has 3 degrees, 2 doctorates and a diploma in origami ya know!

The Milky Way's in a mess...it's your job to clean it up...

Five short clips from web genuis Dave Shrigley!

Britain for Americans...muhahahaaa!

The sexiest cover girl ever?

Please leave the moral of this tale in comments...ROFL!!!

[LSFW]

Stuck for a code name for your next military operation? No problem...

This is great...a place to tell all those work stories anonymously!

Catcha

Do I have to repeat myself? Then grab hold!

Just when you thought you’d overcome that nasty habit….

Why quibble with the caption? [LSFW]

"…chewed by a rat when Telly was a baby.”

Beef up your urban vocabulary.

Well-built aluminum case. State secrets hopefully not revealed via this box. Handbuilt LCD monitors.

Digital camera smaller than a business card.

09-11/04/04 – Hong Kong Exhibition Center.

Comprehensive guide to Japan’s bullet trains.

Be sure to appreciate these photos of Russia. Possibly this travelogue is more captivating? [NSFW]

You really don’t need a mind to play this juicy game. Actually, it’s probably a helluva lot more productive than solitaire.

Great commercial of Bud light [wmv-file 1,1 mb]

The new logogame ... name the college sports.

Think this only for the real pro's

Head to Head over the quarter mile...super car sim...this will cause arguements!

Verti Golf

48351, etc. – oh yeah, many of you are gonna have fun w/ this puzzle-game.

A little something to brighten up a crappy Monday morning...the Daily Thong Battle...[NSFW]

Now this would blow away the cobwebs of your weekend frolicks...the largest sub woofer in the world...

Baking bread and cookies becomes hip...

I'm looking for a career change...I guess I should try amateur photography...[NSFW]

For builders yes...for young ladies I say do not have the surgery done!

Definitely time for some spring cleaning...[LSFW]

Last night I dreamt I ate a huge marshmallow...I woke up no pillow...ouch sorry...10,000 more dreams interpreted...

Is Terri Hatcher struggling for work? No way this wasn't staged...[NSFW]

All together now...he's gotta lovely bunch of coconuts...

Just seperated? Need some online therapy?

I love urban legends...Snopes gets to the fact or fiction behind them...or do they?

With the Olympics just around the corner expect lots of parody sites...in the meantime here's the official one...

Just like the knights of yore...Kerry, Bush and Blair joust it out...

I leave you with Draw Girl...simply stunning animation...

Catcha

A little something to brighten up a crappy Monday morning...the Daily Thong Battle...[NSFW]

Now this would blow away the cobwebs of your weekend frolicks...the largest sub woofer in the world...

Baking bread and cookies becomes hip...

I'm looking for a career change...I guess I should try amateur photography...[NSFW]

For builders yes...for young ladies I say do not have the surgery done!

Definitely time for some spring cleaning...[LSFW]

Last night I dreamt I ate a huge marshmallow...I woke up no pillow...ouch sorry...10,000 more dreams interpreted...

Is Terri Hatcher struggling for work? No way this wasn't staged...[NSFW]

All together now...he's gotta lovely bunch of coconuts...

Just seperated? Need some online therapy?

I love urban legends...Snopes gets to the fact or fiction behind them...or do they?

With the Olympics just around the corner expect lots of parody sites...in the meantime here's the official one...

Just like the knights of yore...Kerry, Bush and Blair joust it out...

I leave you with Draw Girl...simply stunning animation...

Catcha

Life begins at 17 ...

Time for a game of Blob Wars.

Sniffing coke ?

Why Photoshop is a nice program to spend some time.

Been drunk this weekend ? Rofl !

Go poop somewhere else !

Wooster collective, A Celebration of Street Art.

Ode to a car : the Citroën 2 CV. Click at the bottom to pass through the webring.

Learn how to pour out a beer. Good luck.

Shuffle a penguin.

At the hairdresser that day ...

The drinking decathlon (thx)

The secret of the fingertrick.

This was a good one to end with

Da'Numba

Flash-version of Sonic the Hedgehog.

Either you or one of three mates are gonna get zapped!

I’m a bit covetous of this workstation.

Can you define BogoMips?

Minis given more oomph. Better yet, how to manœuvre in a mini.

Pregnant bellymasks.

No apologies: This discipline doesn't fulfill my concept of true spirituality.

You can only mess w/ perfection.

A frightfully misplaced thong.

Amusing piss-take on British tabloids.

How many balls can you juggle? (Those top scores hardly seem attainable.)

Cool Caveman

One for the old timers amongst us...all about the mighty Spectrum...

Just what you need on a Sunday morning...Shemale the confessions of a foreskin restorer...

Sorry I won't be down the pub on Saturday I'm having my wings fluffed and my tail brushed...

Forget about Pitbulls...this little puppy will turn heads...[NSFW](surrounding banners)

The secret history of the turnip...

Only 1 year, 48 days, 14 hours, 30 minutes and 20 seconds until Star Wars 3...umm great, I can bet a bunch of weirdos are camping outside cinemas as we speak...

Bored of religion? Make your own Diety...

Think cricket's boring? Think again...

HeHe...I'm easily amused...

Allie if you are reading this please write...soon...hehe! [NSFW]

This is what the intraweb was invented for...huge collections of modern day moist towelettes...muhahahaa...

The history of the universe..abridged version...

Lost anything this morning? Sure? Seems awfully quiet...

I leave you with the full version of Passion of the Christ...

Catcha

Looks like the A.L.F. gets the twice-baked cake.

Fairly slow to download – be patient: Russian Flash-film should appeal to fans of slasher toons. What do you digital artists have to comment?

Online nerve-centre for WCG 2004.

Giant car-racing video game in Manhattan’s Times Sq that you can play via your cellphone.

Horror/Noir: Supernatural Crime. Golden-age comicbook covers.

Some people say that their dreams are commonplace & rudimentary; others have dreams that are like Fabergé or Kafka in their uniqueness. But what about stupid Stick?

This crossdresser is a complete tard. Get a frickin’ life!

Hammer of the Pain-God.

Invitation to zombify thyself.

Hmmm…nothing on TV?

We may not be hearing much from our pal, Flip, for the next week or so, because….. (Actually, he's just hoping to share some performance tips.)

Sure could make damn good use of this device – especially in restaurants & cinemas! Also, gotta have this format converter.

Bloody right it's Ka-Boom!

An amazing amount of great games over here.

Kharon4a, online 3D adventure game

YMCA Skeleton style...hehe!

Good Morning All!

Nasty looking game but with a serious message to start us off...[NSFW]

I bet her dance card is pretty full by the end of the night...hehe... gotta say she has a lovely door handle...
[NSFW]

Dread Rocks!

Everything you need to mess about with MSN...

Hoping to attract a lady tonight? Try this tip and do let us know how you get on...muhahahaaaa...

Umm this puppet might get you in trouble with his drinking habits...

This is a great little tool for intraweb surfers...probably a repost but more the merrier...

Is this stuff for real? Why would the cops want teeth yellower?

More from one of my favourite sites...this time kitchen cocktails...ummm I'm gonna give Russian Coffee a go...

Fluffy the Penquin goes skiing...

All about Kiss...er BTW if you are expecting painted heavy metal dudes...fugettaboutit...this is strictly girls stuff...hehe...I must make a post there later...

Doom the movie?

Wow meet Biscuit the rock climbing dog...

Big rugby match tonight...come on England...

Catcha

Please wait ...

Just a little blue car.

This is what i call a great game : Take your sword and fight !

No, it's not what you think.

You order some hardware ... wait patiently for the postman to arrive ... and then it finally arrives.

A repost : Sim Work.

Mike, check this out ...

The Mystery of Time and Space.

Golden shower ... the game. I know, i know ... it's stupid.

Allready played the Orisinal pig game ?

There's lots of fun available on the net nowadays ... take this game for instance : Buggy Woogie.

Jump with a scooter ? Don't do it.

A give-the-finger emporium.

Enjoy the weekend ... i'll try to find some time to do another update this weekend.

Tour d’horizon: Marvellous experimentations in 3D Flash processing. Ramp up your imagination!

Next, chill out at this “multimedia programming collective.”

Uncle Lawrence’s de rigueur robotics link.

Video games controlled by brainwaves.

Two galleries of stark post-apocalyptic-style imagery.

Kickass inspirational poster.

Hessdalen to be studied by Italian scientists.

The objective is to be adept enough riding one of these modified scooters so that you don’t look like a jackass.

Fiat 500 vs. Porsche.

Realtime webcam on Kalvestraat in Amsterdam.

Obsessive world of the sneaker pimps.

A menu for Pythonites.

A rockin’ Pinball game w/ a brisk tempo.

Not often you get a babe eating pussy on Coolios...

Transformers...robots in disguise...Japan unveils rescue robot...more here...

Got any old bras you don't want? No not for me and Lawrence...for this worthy cause...

Speaking of balls...those of the golf kind...

The Punisher looks promising...

Dawn of the Dead the game may lose out to this one...haha!

Awww bless him...he probably has a name like Quentin and knits...

Clever site and great pictures...the one on the right is now my forum avatar...

[NSFW]

Orgy Escape!

HeHe! Name John Kerry's hair...

There's a new search engine in town...Yahsexoo...quick before they take it down...

I know lets photoshop the ultrasound of our unborn baby...

Yuk...doctor nose best...

The answer to the annoying question...what's that song called in the advert?

Right I'm done...I'm off down the pub...

Catcha

No introduction needed...FIGHT!

Spice up your E-mails with this classy kit...

Art? Bah more like vandalism...someone call Greenpeace...

Cool new video out...Girls Gone Rancid..this could make or break your day and is most definitely [NSFW]...or anytime really!

Haircut sir?

So you thought the UKs lookilikies sucked...try the US...

Yeti and Pingu do Karaoke...

Fantastic flash site...does it get any better?

In the name of God leave Homer alone...

Admit it guys...if we did this in the street we'd get a slap and then arrested...hehe!

I knew it! Even William Shatner sez Trekkies need to gettalife!!! [NSFW] (surrounding banners)

Exclusive snap of our very own Lawrence working on another Coolios post...ladies form an orderly queue please...muhahahaha...

View any phase of the moon from any date...useful for werewolves I guess...

Don't try to be funny George...you just are...

Use your head to earn cash...

A little something to practise over the weekend...yodellleeeooohooo...

Catcha

All I can say is WOW...A Break in the Road...

These Shockwave files can seize some of your precious time:

CUBEDELIC | LITTLE NINJA | REFLECTIONS

"Eh.. we got activity out here, but I don't think we really need to report it"

Check this out:
HQ file 49 MB WMV-file | LQ file 15 MB Mov-file

[LSFW]

And... there's more to explore.

If the European Union has found your company guilty of abusing the "near-monopoly" of your Windows PC operating system and fined you a record 497 million euros ($613 million) this is how it feels:

Time for you to let us know what Bill would think at this particular moment. So add a comment

Quiz to determine your numerical ID. | Your chromato-ID. | Your positioning on the political compass. | What Monty Python character are you? | Which indie pop song are you? | What's your DJ name? (Mine is, apparently, “The Guzzler.”) | And learn the comparative relevance of your age.

Friends with You? Click thru the gallery of almost creepy (such as the matryoshka) products.

Proposed list of the most irritating phrases in English. (I could contribute a great many more!)

A library unto itself: 36,795 PRINT volumes of Google. The overall price? (Posit the query to Google!) Would someone out there calculate the approx. total length in metres of shelving required to hold this set?

How long can you last?

I occasionally include a robotics link in my posts; today let’s visit Giant Robot magazine.

Utterly spectacular nighttime panoramic photo of the City of Lights.

A veritable treasure-house of top-quality wallpapers in many categories.

Yeah, it’s a repost – but Ant City offers some moments of more-or-less sizzling satisfaction.

Is that breakfast I see crawling away?

Zen for those of us who like french fries when we get bored of all that meditation...

I dunno you leave a scientist alone with a few cats and some pictures of men with beards and voila!

Now the Italians have a certain style when it comes to designing online action games...[NSFW]

Margot Quan Knight's photography is certainly thought provoking if not a little disjointed...

Ones mans time trouble blood sweat and tears to get the best car on the block...

Imagine seeing this on the bar after 6 pints of Stella...hehe!

One for the more mechanically minded...

And one for those weirdos who see a nekked woman and a hoover exciting...[LSFW]...hehe!

Even more weirdos out there...someone call the RSPCA!

Microsoft supports US troops? Anyone see the irony in the last words at the bottom of the page?

Gangstas Owned!

Master and Commander the low budget version...

Gotta go the toast is burning...

Catcha

Again some linkdumping ... you can still follow our tempo ?

Donkey Kong, the revival ...

Do you always believe what you see ?

Hilarious, at least if you understand Dutch language.

Cats vs Dogs...

The browser museum ...

Lego World Builder.

My real name pimpified : Sweet Chocolate M. Skillz.

Bumb and ride ...

The ladies of Star Trek. Sixties Cities brings you back to the good times, BTW. Check the left side frame for more Sixties stuff.

T-shirts born on dates.

And now i need some coffee and cigarettes.

Cya !

That’s right, there’s a Flash-game derived from Dawn of the Dead – and it’s a quite uncompromising scenario.

Still here, but unfortunately I find too little time to post more regularly. How do you like that?

That's why I prefer to shower alone.

A very cool cartoon!

Hehe, do you know pixelpeople?

Can you also hypnotize flies? What kind of trick is that?

That shows why the brazilian always are world champions in soccer. Takes a while to download.

Don't know where these guys are from, but they could well be brazilians as well.

And that explains why I prefer VERY MUCH to live in Europe!

So long.

The first comic of superman online

A real animated gif

308 front pages from 39 countries presented alphabetically on one website.

Counting sheeps or a sheep that counts are both sleep inducing. Good night ;-)

Just a flash ... found at Skoopy.

Some stuff is [NSFW] over there.

Well it aint no use to sit and wonder ...

This dog isn’t bluffing on his board!

Brooklyn’s Drinkin’ & Drawin’ Championship.

Look at what’s living in the depths of the Tasman Sea.

Remember those trunk-monkey commercials? Funny apeshit!

Which is the more likely outcome – you’d fall asleep or you’d smash something nearby?

Birdseye-map of Manhattan.

One needs a full 10 hours to experience this exhibit by On Kawara – surely one of the most enigmatic artists ever. Created in 1969 in 10-volumes and 2 parts: a list from 998,031 BC-1969 (Past) and 1980-1,001,980 AD (Future).

Are you musically into potent, post-punk, all-girl bands? Recommendations include: Chicks on Speed; Erase Errata; and Kaito. Refer to the Big List.

Tech links: Very odd PC-case mod. | The ultimate PC water-cooling system? | Interesting article about how hackers are using clever search terms to turn Google into a operational hackers tool. | EU fines Microsoft a record €497m.

Stretch out your mealtimes today: Manœuvre the laps of Track049. Flash version of Railroad Tycoon 3 (Good one!). Varied assortment of games.

The amazing world of make up FX...

Ummm now who would go and do a thing like that? Tsk tsk...

Caught on camera..the crime? Sandals and Socks...hehe!

All your Smurf belong to us...

Big people (fat) have feeling too ya know....(PC gone mad?)...or are larger women er sexy...[NSFW]

Got a boner?

Oh man don't mess with us Brits...muhahahaaa...
[NSFW]

Now this is what I call art...the work of Yuko Shimizu...

So we've captured sadams place..what next? I know build a skate park...rad...

Sign language for adults...[LSFW]

Wooohooo! The Beano online...sorry quick trip back to my childhood...hehe!

Aaah Ron Jeremy...who could ever forget his Oscar nomination for Mutiny on the Booty..more here...

[NSFW]

Looking for love? Try this adult sim date rpg...[LSFW]

Let's end this post with the very latest George Bush warning system...please tell me this is a joke...

Catcha

Yesterday Coolio posted the websurfers version of the logogame. This time the Tech lovers of the logogame. Can we solve this at Coolio's again?

a = panasonic
b = belkin.com
c = nec.com
d = d-link.com
e = dell.com
f = fuji.com
g = ge.com
h = hp.com
i = ibm.com
j = jvc.com
k = kodak.com
l = linksys.com
m = motorola.comn = intel.com
o = bose.com
p = palm.com
q = compaq.com
r = rca.com
s = sony.com
t = nextel.com
u = uniden.com
v = audiovox.com
w = kenwood.com
x = xerox.com
y =yamaha.com
z = zenith.com

Thanks everyone for all your comments. Both logogame cases closed succesfully

Three strikes and you're out. Persistent chap, isn’t he?

Kwik Shot. Try to hit the clays as they fly past.

A break in the Road

Logogame, a Web Surfers Challenge.

Maybe we can solve this together over here at Coolio's ?

| Update by Erik |
Thanks for all the help, here are the correct answers
a = alexa.com
b = ebay.com
c = cnet.com
d = zdnet.com
e = google.com
f = fark.com
g = drudgereport.com
h = slashdot.org
i = theonion.com
j = askjeeves.com
k = thesmokinggun.com
l = Paypal.com
m = ifilm.comn = miniclip.com
o = pogo.com
p = napster.com
q = mapquest.com
r = theregister.co.uk
s = BBspot.com
t = classmates.com
u = newgrounds.com
v = ananova.com
w = wired.com
x = collegemix.com
y = yahoo.com
z = amazon.com

Sit back and enjoy this masterpiece

Too bad i don't understand a single word of Spanish.

Shivers…the male chastity belt? I'm just not convinced about this procedure. [NSFW]

This juror must be one of us!

Another one of those incredible, ultra-speedy cup stackers.

I must rent the DVD of this 2003 subtitled samurai movie. (Take time to watch the trailer.)

Embark on a freaky exploratory trip into another dimension.

Classic album-cover art from a legendary British design house.

Alarmists take a break – these boxing matches don’t qualify as cruelty to animals: No blood splashing, but maybe some fur flying in the videos! Let's hope that they're not addicts.

Bovine boast: Switzerland has the most beautiful Holsteins.

Name that Beard, damnit.

Fire-at-will shooting games.

The Doll Club | Riga, Latvia. Next, meet the bartenders at Toronto's Mink Nightclub. Shake it for me, baby! Then view an excerpt from Finland's Lamourettes Show. (approx. 8MB) [NSFW]

I've noticed cars are a popular subject here...here's a collection of videos...enjoy!

Speaking of cars...next stop the beauty shop...

What dou you get when you cross David Beckham with Bruce Lee?

An open directory of er girls kissing girls (2 blokes in there too)...[LSFW]

They call this art...I call it sad and weird...[NSFW]

A naked model for you to dress and I guess undress...[LSFW]

Art or hoax? Aliens or the Young Farmers Club?

Be seen in the night club with the Oral Disco...hehe!

Belly dancers of yesteryear...

Oooh Yeah! Bill Shatner the music!!

Big Brother would be even more popular here in UK with pictures like these...[NSFW]

Don't you just love girls going back to nature? nekked I tells ya Nekked![NSFW]

Poulaga Challenge appears to be an online chat room...correct me if I'm wrong!

Damn I forgot what I was gonna link too...

Catcha

(if I remember to come back...hehe)

Think about that last drink!

Introduction (approx. 8MB) to the brandnew PhotoShop CS.

Explore other solar systems’ planets through this 3D Atlas.

Amuse (or hypnotise) yourself w/ these rather fascinating games & visual diversions.

Watch this snowboarder’s jump. Worthy of a scene in a Bond film!

I’m sure that most men own a multiplex pocketknife – and one w/ a butane flame would be particularly useful. For legal purposes, know what I mean?

Do ya wanna get hugged? Come on, every reasonable person wants a hug! So here ya go….

Stickdeath ::: Auto-theft protection devices. Stickman’s sinkhole? Itsy-bitsy remains of a BMW. (no view of the driver's remains, though.)

Change the traffic lights from red-to-green (or vice versa) – for a price, of course.

You’re welcome to view these pages – but, remember, Vicky Selvstedt is mine! And the rather tame Gum Blondes. Sweet skin: Crista Nicole. The Russian flexible type. Skip lunch today: Drag their faces onto their butts. [NSFW]

Kind of a strange job for one of our american visitors...

Series of photographs with er photographs removed...strange...

Ever wanted to obliterate a web page with a mini?

Making over Mona...

Gizza kiss...

OMG! How to make the Loch Ness Monster from your penis...
[NSFW]

Speaking of monsters...yuk...

Something a little gentler..make a crossword...

Office war!

When i say flexible girls...that's what I mean...[NSFW]

Having a bad day?

40 things a modern drunkard should do...

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be...

Need stress relief...anger management? Punch a celeb...

I feel an anti Christ movie coming on...

Lastly a clip dedicated to my mate havoc and his wife...she's pregnant woohoo!

Catcha

Some postersto print at work ...

The secret life of numbers.

The snowball of doom.

The hole ...

Ja Da ... Trazan.

What's the time ? [NSFW]

Ali G's vs Posh and Beckham.

Cops vs 1 Bad Guy ...

The Pasta Log Project.

Add a cuntish comment on this one.

Streettricks. More on the homepage.

Diet & butts – the pictorial evidence. Bloated & bored blubber-twins.

Goldfingers bodypainting.

Love is blind? Then why do women wear lingerie? More sweet babes. Hundreds of swimwear pics. You could win a date w/ Jordan.

Shopping for a new piece of furniture?

Bloom set to become Brosnan’s replacement as Bond.

Example no. 46: Christopher Lee and Donald Pleasance starred in a 1970s horror film called Death Line (a.k.a Raw Meat), where man-eating troglodytes terrorised people on the London Underground.

A site which describes its content as being “all about tricking, acrobatics, stunts and movie fighting.”

Are you equipped to compete at the Robo-Olympiad? Navigate to Android World. Check out Clayton Bailey's robot sculptures. Fashionable shopping for robots.

And, finally, join the Spots.

Hit me ...

Spanx and Redmond, the fast and the furriest.

Check more cool stuff in Flip's post below this one. Even more fun below Flip's post. Have you seen and clicked them all ?

Aaaah Mothers day... a time to show the lady in your life just how much you love her...Understand her...If you've forgotten a card..send her one of these...

Happy Mothers Day to You All!

My mate Becoming has adopted part of this clip as his forum avatar...

Loads of web favourites in one er L337 clip...

From lesbian student to prostitute? I remember this story here's the follow up...

Reckon you're smart? Take this test...all I can say is oh dear...

Black Sabbath's Paranoid on the Ukelele...

The White Stripes and Bob Dylan live...more from the band here...

Definitely one for mums...what Friends character are you? (I come out as Chandler...figures...)

Really nice smello-vision perfume site...

So was the biggest James Bond?

[LSFW]

Just click on the Jennifer Aniston er lookilikey...OMG!!! Bwahhahaaa...

I leave you with Burping Jesus...well it is Sunday...

Catcha

A hard days night. A shortmovie.

Smack the Happy Tree Friends

Twiddling & wanking statistics – including: “Have tried to masturbate outside, but failed.” Losers!

Night of the SuperSperm!

Attack of the squid ink!

Can you say “dumptruck” for the camera?

During your downtime today you might explore Nastee Design. Also: some top-grade Photoshopped humour.

TWGirl (“I am blessed with very large breasts”) hasn’t updated her photo album for us since last June. Almost prepared to offer her at least a day’s pay for a good glimpse of those boobs!

A maze-making game.

Order your gold teeth now!

Limber up before playing City Jump.

One of the best photoshop-session i've seen in a long time.

Before you start complaining that i'm against Bush or whatever (which i'm not FYI) ... just be honest ... this is hilarious. Amazing how creative people have been while photoshopping this stuff. Had lots of fun watching this one.

Thx Reet.

Pacman, Simon, Space Invaders, Frogger, Moon Patrol, Donkey Kong and Tetris all games of the 80's. Enjoy.

"We have activity but I don't think we need to report it. It appears to be fornication in a convertible" Muhahahaaa...

Pete the Porno Puppet...a reminder...

A collection of Japanese vending machines...used panties for $80!!!

The Homer Simpson lost porno clip...[NSFW]

Goopy Mart...nope I have no idea either..heheh!

An illegal alien freefall game...

From the pages of US Army Coolstuff...a colouring book!

I was concerned when I felt strangely drawn to a link entitled ask the meatman...

Remember that weird distorting eyeball flash thinggy? Download the source here...Send us your results!

Scientific Spot...how to turn your wee pink...[NSFW]

Meet the IFOCE pinup...wouldn't wanna take her to dinner...

Could this claim the title of worst flash game ever? Bet you know others...

Gotta love weird band names...anyone heard of The Archbishop's Enema Fetish? Or Zulu Leprechauns?

I leave you with an all time classic Zen style time waster..Zombocom...

Catcha

Breathe your creative force into...Snowflakes. Lollipop sculptures. A metropolis. A nation-state sim game. Your very own rollercoaster.

Geezer Bar – would any of our readers do us the courtesy of interpreting the instructions for this game? Virtual casino games.

Test your nerves in this wicked little game of ping pong.

Thrilling sport, flying these model aircraft. Fly skyhigh in the RocketCam.

Les Mondaines: They certainly don’t appear to have been photographed under duress. Next, ride your mouse over to a splendid b/w glamour portfolio. [NSFW]

Outstanding girls-&-cars slideshow.

Dependably detailed interactive world map.

Posted here at Coolios last year – but still a fairly spellbinding little Flash trip.

Wild graffiti/manga-inspired art installation.

Sweet treats: Any effort for an almond! And the Coolios gang will admire this attitude!

Bubblemania. Thx Ville for the linksubmit.

Talking about timekillers... scroll down and read the seven other postings of today with a total of more than 45 excellent links.

Looks like I've found an ideal job for myself and Lawrence...

Could this be the ideal Mothers Day present? Your bum in bronze...

Could this be the dark horse in the presidential race? Gets my vote!

Looking for a penpal? Captive audience guaranteed...

I found this in one of my old favourites folders...one of the intrawebs greatest hoaxes...or is it?

Catch a glimpse of another of those mind boggling games in development...

Speaking of brain games...I won't be hitting the high scores in this one!

With Easter just around the corner...is this the definitive guide to Easter Eggs of the computer kind?

So Who Cut the Cheese?

Probably Sweary Geezer...

You know I just had to click a link that said Play With Yourself...

Sock it to me baby...not sure if this is fetish or fashion...

This is definitely fetish

Urban myth? Is this man this desperate? 10k for a wife...

Could be handy if you feel the need to confess online...

A serious moment...

I leave you with a Bluegrass ttribute to Metalica...seriously..

Catcha

Busch Gardens' Flier Typo Sends Callers to a very special attraction.

Five records of stupidity:

This is cool: a modified cargo van, capable of printing messages on to the pavement while driving. Check the video.

Anyone interested in a diamond g-string?

Join all spots to complete level. You have 60 seconds for each level, sooner you complete it, more bonus points you get.

Gateway to the sheer art-attack world of Larry Carlson.

For real catfans ... more other cool stuff at daFridge.

Click and clone ...

Shoot.

The new Bruce Lee has arrived.

How to bow in Japan.

Booyakasha ... who is Ali G ?

The LRPD Vandalsquad is fighting online graffiti vandalism.

Real or fake ? Amazing clip.

Watch your browser

I'm Spartacus ...

Still here reading and clicking ... you deserved an entertaining and relaxing game to end with ...

Have fun and cya later ...

Inspired by the Pingu games, this version features a bikinied plumper. Toss your scores into the comments box. And (… very brief drumroll…) here are all those Penguin games on one page.

Now the Norwegians have to battle destructive bird poop.

Comprehensive collection of icons for drives & devices (both PC & Mac).

The official BitTorrent site. And eTree’s forum.

Browse this space-imaging gallery.

The art of Eric Drooker.

Are you bold enough to wear these boots?

Whiskey is now 33.

Joe & Jeff’s hottest waitresses.

Depending on your spin, this advice is either for a woman or the ones gazing at her ass. She's looking into her future. Apparently, she won't be much interested in your frog service. All the same, she's calling your name!
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How to get jiggy w/ it.

Tipito Chili Beans

Clever marketing stunt. You don't have to understand what's written there. Simply click the sport section

I drank too much last night
I thought what time it was now
I felt thirst of the throat
The bed was different from usual
Is this a hotel?
No, it does not seem to be a hotel
I am shut up
I have to escape

a crimson ceiling and a wall

Scroll down for more Coolio fun.

A few good reasons why crack is bad for ya:

Crack puts you thru one identify crisis after another, just like good ol' freddy there. (Some parts may be offensive to some!) Cute lil kid? 90's rapper? porno star? heh...nope, just a CRACKHEAD!

Crack can make your imagination wander into some pretty creepy places.

They said it was love... I say it was CRACK!

Crack can rework your whole thought process...you'll never look at the alphabet song the same. (Don't like that version? well this one's for you then)

I know all of my fellow Americans have heard this one goin around...probably some of you international guys too! The perfect example of why you shouldn't do crack.

Lesson of the day

Annnndddd to leave off, check out some of my friend's artwork and comment whatcha think. He's done some great stuff!

Your processor probably needs to be clocking at a nice clip for these games.

Phew I'm back lots of ISP trouble.... Big hand to Lawrence who's been blogging like a maniac...

Well I never knew armadillos could get leprosy...

Willy Wonka - sounds nasty - Oompa Lumpas abound!

In my day the troops were sent a postcard..thankgod for the internet...[LSFW]

Need a good book? Hehe!

Ummmm beer...

Gotta love agony aunts and uncles...knowitalls...however Johnny Lightning is my kind of agony uncle...[NSFW]

Speaking of advice, ever wondered what to do in a fight? Take it from me...run...

Somehow I think a lot of christenings will be cancelled...

Could this be the most boring photoblog ever?

Stick Girls guide to safe sex...[NSFW]

Sick of the bloody penquin games?

Ummm I wonder what the number one song is in Latvia?

Gotta go breakfast calls...

The Pingu-game, 3th release

Thx to our friends of Flabber for the tip.

Don't forget to check Lawrence post of 8 PM this evening. He has more quality stuff. Enjoy Coolio's.

First, a couple of treat for motorcar fans: Neck & neck, the brand-new Ford Mustang & GT tearing down fireroads. On the racetrack, they claim he’s “Okay.”

Helmut H. is so frustrated he sued his social security administration in Germany for relief. What kind of relief, you ask? Deprivation.

Somebody's uploaded the first ELEVEN mins. of Dawn of the Dead in Bittorent.

Talk about an illegal disc-copying operation!

Big f**king crocodile – damn right!

Stakeout futility.

Can you ace this 3rd grade test to identity each of the 48 contiguous states in America? Oh, btw, there is a timelimit! Unfortunately, no help from these Strange & Unusual Dictionaries.

Bright incentive to walk from artgallery to artgallery in Hong Kong.

Fully-clothed action! (Who said that we weren't respectful of your workplace?)

Tomorrow, some of you can look forward to having morning breath.

Ready...Steady...Deliver the goods!

Wonder what this dude is doing ?

Check Kollaboration for more ... Via Kladblog.

A top commercial !

Somewhere in Arizona ...

If you live in the USA, how much is your personal data worth?

Another ID-theft victim. (At least her voice was stolen -- unless there's some transgender guff happening.)

Full-colour images of Bulgarian banknotes issued over the past century.

Playing w/ Eva Herzigova. (BTW, is she still paired w/ Ric Ocasek?) Build your own supermodel a la Stepford Wives. A repost – nonetheless still cool to dally w/ the controls.

Beam you up? Transport at warp speed? Well, then, dream on….

High School bio-lab reminiscences. Who genetically engineered the Kumato – a black tomato?

First I heard of people keeping octopi as “pets.”

Gotta have one of these pools.

Strippers eagerly await Britney's new cosmetics line. Duh!

They might be related, but he does lack a wattle.

Glitzy glamour pics.

deviantART – for the aesthetically minded.

A wee nugget of a game: Crank that winch.

Haven't bee able to post something lately. Hope you like these clips.

Street kids perform some street tricks. Not bad.

Talking about kids, oops...

Do you have some imagination?

Is this the new kind of body-painting?

Now is it that time of the year again?

It seems very much so. Sometimes it's better to let go man...

Do you know the clock that never works?

There is only one thing to say. Oouuchhh!

Don't show this to your kids, or they'll start walking like that.

Wanna compare some objects with the pictures from mars?

Gee, how does he do it? I'd like to be able to fly too.

Or is it time to move out from home?

c ya.

Show us your imagination...

Just Don't Touch Me...

Flying soon? Checkout your seat maps...

Will it be the same without Ripley? AVP trailer...

Is this Lawrence the Spiderman's home page?...Great clips and music...

Apparently fanny packs (we call them bum bags) can be filled with lead and used to drown goats...

The Simpson's Japanese ads...large collection of other celebrity ads too...

Jesus barcode Christ...it's true the son of God is everywhere...

Aaaah summer will soon be here...my family holidays in Skegness were never like this...beach babes...[NSFW]

Described as a Massively Multiplayer Persistent World Wireless Game...MMPWWG looks to take phone gaming to the next level...

HeHe there's a guy in my street who's a GaryBoy...does my head in...

I was bemoaning the shaving industry the other day...this clip proves my point and is MOST definitely ...[NSFW]

Soakamon sounds a little kinky...it's not...

Create your own ride...

This great intraweb thinggy of ours never ever ceases to amaze me...I give you women eating bananas slowly...

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Seriously, I am now Rev Flip...hehe, anyone need marrying?

Finally the unseen footage of Pop Idol...stage fright?

Catcha

Boobflash

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Excerpts from Beyond Coincidence. Such as: “After finding her husband had been unfaithful, Vera Czermak, of Prague, threw herself from her third floor balcony. By chance she landed on her husband who was walking directly below. It killed him while she escaped injury.”

Toyota joins Japan's robot technology race with its first humanoid machine – that plays a trumpet.

Many of you will like these Superhero vignettes.

SwarmBox – are you turned onto that sort of Flash processing?

A fascinating silicon trip into the (iPOD) world of film. Would you like to wield such control?

For the curious, Scottish art rock.

Is that the correct DOB on this arrest warrant? Nonagenarian dealer!

When you don’t want to get away from it all. Optionally, you can merge into this type of crowd. Sort of a seque to this amusing ad for H +M.

They call it Xtreme Ping-Pong. Who’s gonna dribble this ball – King Kong?

Hey lazy sod, what percentile of a punk rocker are ya?

Detonate stuff, I suppose.

Back after a sunny and fantastic shortski in Austria ... only slept 5 hours this night so excuse me for the rather short post.

First of all i would like to thank my co-bloggers for keeping this blog 'daily fresh' ! Thx Flip, Lawrence and all the others behind the scenes !

Is he smiling or faking ? Might be a repost.

Olde English ...

Diesel greatest hips ...

Rough party yesterday evening ... (thx Kreutzer for hosting)

Fantastic collection of eyetricks.

This should have been something for my babelog but who cares ... this part of that F1 site should be bookmarked : the pitbabes. Just kidding, the rest of the site is interesting as well.

After case moddingwe now also have cat modding. What about some body modding ?

Pup-ography.

That's it for me now ... you hear from me later. Might be that i skip every now and then ... i'm a little bit blog-sick. This means not that i'll stop bloggin', i'm just tired about it lately. We now have a more wider team of bloggers so this would not lead towards the death of Coolio's. What i'm planning to do now is blogging on a not strictly daily basis anymore. You'll see what i mean in the near future. But if you think the tempo of postings is not enough for you and you think you can expand our team and are able to post the same kind of stuff like Flip, Lawrence and me ? We still can use someone ... so, just drop us a line. You'll find mail coordinates at the left side frame.

Bad bad pc problems yesterday....artists impression...

The shaving industry comes under fire... all I can say is word!

Don't you hate it when your partner uses your razor on her legs..or worse! Why Do Women Act that Way?

Origins of Ye Olde English Sayings...

Get the beers in a few mates round watch the movie and play the Matrix drinking Game...hic!

I know let's strap a video camera to a rocket...

Show us Your Tackle!

Britney gets desperate...nice picture though...

Marry Me and Make Money!

Come to that make your own stickers...

Sick of the penquin game? Try Milli and Tary...

Me and my puppy have booked our holiday...

Go play with the bear...

I leave you with another True Hollywood Tale...this time Snuggle...and his struggle with fabric conditioner addiction...

Catcha

Everything from Armour & Swords, Fantasy Art, Scientific Eqpt., to a great selection of Lord of the Rings jewelry, etc. Also, the Green Sword of Destiny reproduced from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

Priced at the equivalent of US$115,000 – Etherial video walls that shimmer as people walk through them, some of which use mist and others that use dry fog to produce the transmitted image.

What’s your pleasure – the TV screen or the hot-assed blonde?

A DubSelector to confiscate your free time today.

The Darkside of the Rainbow.

If you have lots of bling and are thinking of buying a classic Ferrari, you can explore its history & pedigree.

Advice at Customs.

The world's largest erotic festival, later this month in Manchester. Flip, will this event be on your itinerary?

You’ll need to be completely sobered up in order to play this game.

It’s almost infuriating trying to keep the ball airborne.

Thar she blows!

Can you find the apricot? Fish-eats-pussy bodyart. [LSFW]

So what do you fancy for Sunday lunch?

Could this be a perfect gift for your mother-in-law next week?

Or maybe this?

This game is seriously addictive...Ten-pin Bowling...

I'm not sure if this collector is serious or not...who nose...hehe...

Weird products from not so long ago...

One for the fliers amongst us...Paper Aeroplane Sim...

Coolios in sign language...

Going fishing today? Using the right bait is the key...[NSFW]

So the list of dances last night didn't work for you? Try this...

A nice family Sunday afternoon film for you to download...(joking)...[NSFW]

Token Trekkie bashing spot... LNSEMSF..muhahaa...

Watch that tip...though I'm sure these young ladies get quite a few...

All you need to know about living in your car...

I leave you for now with a glimpse of the amazing typewriter art of Paul Smith...a genius if ever I saw one...

Catcha