Ah, poop…they’ve perverted the Labrador breed!

Pronounce the fitting punishment for the perpetrators of this cruel act. Rotten buggers.

No future for this couple.

What exactly is the nature of this tactical emergency?

Would you kiss a woman who had the breath of a bulldog – or a T-Rex?

Would you really be totally unsatisfied w/ your BMW’s original bodypaint? Examine the absurdly decorated Danger Car.

Can't you wait until the 8th of August? Go ahead, have a few practice runs in the meantime. Somehow, I’m reminded of that scene from Woody Allen’s film, Manhattan, in which Woody steps into a conversation semicircle at a party. A bimbo mentions that she finally had an orgasm, but her doctor told her that it was “the wrong kind.” Woody, staring at her in utter disbelief, collects his thoughts and replies, “Not me, every one of them has been right on the money.” Brilliant!

Ladies, these Hanky Panky lacy thongs are simply the hottest-selling undies. Buy one in every colour and wear them every day!

Bookmark this site. and return to its revamped pages later this week. Gorgeous Latino Ladies.

Himalayaya, yeti strikes back

Let's start with a top link today : Hornbach summer games. The site is in German but here's what you should do. First click on top of the site on the huge top banner where you see 'Das game!'. Click on it and a pop-up screen with the game will start. The controls for all disciplines are arrow
keys plus space bar (thx Clampusher).

Cartoon strip poker : Smackjack ... the top in free strippoker games ... all [NSFW] ofcourse (thx Hi_Haoden).

The day after party ... everybody will know this feeling (thx MrLeone).

Thirsty ? Get a root beer.

Daisy ... do i get a shirt now, just kidding. Nice site btw.

Shirts for jerks : Jerkshirts ... damn, i want a free shirt for plugging their site

Charles Miller Photography.

Bonehub, probably one of the best virtual centerfold resources on the internet.

Animal flicks, again a fantastic photoshoped gallery on Worth 1000.

The gallery of super-dudes.

Rubber-band-it.

The phone.

That night in the bar. Hey Mr Virtual beer tender, 2 beers please.

Pothumor, marijuana humor. Good job.

Top 100 speaches of all time.

Enter Gish.

Convince the easily deceived that you can sketch.

Extraordinary nocturnal images of Hong Kong.

Ullrich, Tyler, Mayo, Basso, Heras: they’re in top form – it’ll be the toughest-ever competition for Armstrong. (And a more demanding course than last year.)

Design has a dream-like essence.

Live-action concept advertisement.

Mr. Wizard: A Nike film by The Friends of Speed.

60-metre indoor snowboarding camp!

Promo for Paula.

Surely one of my co-posters has linked this game already?

Swing w/ this crazy little timewaster.

Not my kinda girl.

Cannes choice for best tv commercials from around the world...ballet gets my vote...

Old womans face in stone worth millions of dollars...bah...they sell them on the market for a quid...

My teachers never looked like this...more's the pity...

The Waterboy is a must have...the posibilities are endless...hoohaah...

Wimbledon brings out the babes..pity Miss Shaperova is only 17...man the noises she makes on court...

Maybe you just wanna play tennis...

This gif generator is most definitely...[NSFW] ...great stuff..!

The class of 2004 spring break...hot weather and hot ladies...[NSFW]

Urban asshole notification cards...useful...

This generator grabs the last 30 images posted to Live Journal blogs...never know what ya gonna get...

Pagina Neuva...b/w photos of the erotic kind...[NSFW]

Joe Pesci prank call...muhahahahaa...[NSFW]

Let's play Gay or Eurotrash...

Catcha

An Animated and Interactive Experience of Color Communication and Color Symbolism. Color in Motion!

If you get such a view in this coupster than I want one!

What kind of number was that? Seems to make you sick, huh?

Have you ever been called a lazy bum but not had any concrete evidence to back it up? Well worry on more...

Gee, if I had known that one, I would have become a priest!

Lookie lookie, fire! OMG!!! LOL look how that n00b got flamed!!

Hehe, does this mean go at it?

I'm at a loss of words. What could you say to that?

Stefan & Yves. They juggle!(21.9MB!)

18 hours of my life! Sorry that sucked so much!

So long!

Population: 1000!

Archdruid wants the megalithic monument back.

The baby’s father has “hopped” town.

Lava beds, strange walls, beehive kilns, etcetera.

World's 50 Highest-Paid Athletes. Likely a repost?

I often refer to this huge list of breweries.

Ruins in Japan.

For what it's worth...jetliner food.

Free the Pharoah. After having made a mummy.

Small-minded, but nifty Pencilmation.

Play with your two balls & four paddles.

Should you join the Team Laser Explosion?!

Let's start with a good meal before we go to work.

Spotted in the Indian Ocean : Dolphincow. Something else about cows.

How to hypnotize a man.

Watch this horny hamster. The url is [NSFW], all the rest is fun.

Mindgame ...

I bought a car yesterday! Then, I drove home and parked right outside
my apartment. Later, I decided to go grocery shopping.

I bought a car yesterday! Then, I drove home and parked right outside
my apartment. Later, I decided to go grocery shopping. The rest of the story ... (be carefull, not suited probably for modem-users, high bandwith internet users no problem).

The world's greatest ukulele weblog.

Time 2 ride ... bad season but the game is fun.

Internet Bumper Stickers.

Boiled alive, someone's personal collection of drawings depicting men and women in pots.

Hong Kong @ night.

Evel Knievel pinball flyer.

Lullaby ... great flash.

The ultimate startpage, the most elementary resources on the web. Let's start with Monday.

I hate mondays.

Vanilla Ice to star in the next Star Wars movie..?

The Hill Billy game show...PickaHick...

Now both myself and Coolio are Gmail users...this tips site will come in useful...

Important facts you need to know about Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome...

Now I'm scared..Lego robots solve Rubic Cubes...

Alien dude needs to get high...

This is what we mean when we say sexy soccer...scroll down to the Euro 2004 babes...hoooohaaah...

Bad ass Karate moves...(via Funny Ztuff)...

Space Invaders dot com is not what you think...we're talking street art...

Man you just have to love the beach...[LSFW]

Step away from the pc and try some Webxercise...

Tonya Harding ain't exactly cute...but her website message board makes for scary reading...hehe...

Take a deep breath...these underwater scenes are breath taking...

Buffy sucking on something and it ain't a vampire...

Gotta go Coolios office cleaner's arrived...(via Joker's) [NSFW]

Catcha

About 12 years ago, a workmate gave me a copy of this “recipe” which I rediscovered this morning in a storage carton. There’s no point complaining to me if you think it’s utterly corny. Of course, I won’t presuppose anyone’s sense of humour, so here it is:

INGREDIENTS:

2 Laughing Eyes
2 Loving Eyes
2 Well-Spread Legs
2 Firm Milk Containers
1 Fur-Lined Bowl
2 Large Nuts
1 Large Banana

DIRECTIONS:

Look into laughing eyes. Spread well-shaped legs. Slowly squeeze & massage milk containers very gently, until fur-lined mixing bowl is well-greased. Add banana and steadily work in-&-out, until well-creamed.

Note: Bread is done when banana is soft. Be sure to wash utensils thoroughly. Licking the bowl is optional.

If the bread starts to rise…find another bowl?

I went here to see if I could get mine fixed - and they said sorry - it's out of warranty.

How much would it cost to paint an average wall?

Grab the phone will ya - we need to get going.

They always have great fonts in movies so why can't we have them?

First step - pin the frog to the table - after that it gets a bit messy. [Might be a repost]

A whole set of galleries of how things really look.

An image a day.

Error 404 - most hate it - I kinda like it.

Some very cool art designs.

The David Beckham training ground.

What time does to us all.

Sometimes, it's like things are living in my PC and TV.

Keep your ball down - now that's good advice in life!

No comment

Sorry Flip

The whole post is probably [NSFW]

Nipple training. Not sure if I'd want my nipples to do that.

Axillism: Sex with your partner's armpit. wtf?

Gallery of Sandy Westgate.

There is a kid in this picture!! holy crap. sick.

What are the love muscles? hmmm...interesting read.

Sexy girls you can send to your cell phone.

Futurotica.

Kiss for the camera.

She horse.

The creation of the pussy.

And finally one for all us ladies.

Man this is just too funny...teacher sets class a project...result is a little prickly...

Andy got the little people to build his pc...

Meet Vic...I think I'm in love...[NSFW]

Welcome to Spanking World...have you been a naughty boy..? Obviously...[NSFW]

Who's Bad..? Nice shorts dude...

Muhahahahaaa...Swiss ref pictures...(via Recoil CC)...

He even has his own bloody fan club...let's spam him (joke)...

Dude...like...this site...is...Dope...

Meanwhile Coolio practices for his next jaunt in the mountains...hehe...

So how long can you keep up your tube..?

Not enough love..? Love Parade 2004 cancelled...bumma...

Game on...bar bowls...

Ronald McDonald...in nuclear siege sensation...

Eight steps to an unhealthier life...

Come dancing wit Jah...reggae skanking style for the crinklies...muhahaha...

Catcha

Spider-Man India.

The game is called Counterstrike

The vaginainstitute, according to this url this site must be [NSFW] though it's interesting to read at work too.

This url stinks : The Fart Fiction and Poetry Library, probably the largest collection of female farting stories on the WWW.

How to fake an UFO.

Things guys do or don't want to see at a nudist camp.

Seen at Belgian television yesterday : make your own Rooney or Beckham-mask. Or maybe you prefer a Federer-mask ?

Zoom on this one.

Probably this is something that would be interesting for my babelog : what photoshop can do with the body of a woman.

Yahoo Tracker... you probably have to wait until the page is loaded.

Project Gutenberg 2.

Attn. collectors: Battlestar Galactica action figures coming on the market this Sept. & Dec.

Proposed list of 100 Top Albums of the 1970s. (Re the Top Ten...over the years, I've listened, for example, to Nos. 1, 2, 3, 7, and 10 innumerable times.)

CD's probably won't last indefinitely.

America’s goofiest patents.

Approx. 100 Brits caught flagrante delicto during “acts of debauchery.”

Play around: Beckham's Penalty Shootout.

Spider-Man vs. True Spider Superpowers.

Severina Vuckovic has urged the return of a tape from her “private collection" that's been leaked to the Web. (I have not downloaded the file. But, for the record, here's a possibly viable link. I won't speculate about how hardcore it could be rated. Your judgement call.)

Skit reminds me of a show at Montreal's Just For Laughs festival.

Full version of that Mercedes Roadster anthropomorphic-clouds ad.

Cool Flame – enjoy the game. (To be fair, dial-up users might attempt to pull this transfer down the pipe to the peril of their patience. Before too long, most of us will have WiMAX connections. It's also already a total way of life for many people in Seoul, San Paulo, Antwerp, Shanghai and Hydrobad. It gives you 70-megabyte/sec. throughput rates. That's up to 50 times the speed of cable & DSL lines. So much for my patience.)

Try to hack.

Superman Festival.

The Whizzinator. Pass that drug test. May be [LSFW]

Gallery of the forbidden.

Lord's Gym. A facility which provides a well-rounded health and fitness environment without compromising a Christian atmosphere. wtf????

What the hell kind of game is this?? Altoid time waster??

Superhuman genetically mutated baby!

Fall down. Neat game.

Babies with beards.

Painting with her breasts.

Arse racing. HAHAHA!!

Anti panti or thong be gone.

Send messages to someone in the future.

Virtual sex cuming in the very near future?

Talking President toy. ???

A year in the life of his colon. Oddly enterntaining, however I always thought poo was funny.

I'm Ugoff...I design pouches and stuff...

Chips and art...silicon style...

Illegal Art...it's er illegal...check out the disclaimer...too funny...

Lots of Robots...superb animation...

This website is rubbish...

Cheerleaders in male genital camera shock...(flashback to my reporter days hehe)...

Kerry...a secret Star Wars actor..?

Wanna help Laura get bigger boobs..? Maybe I should try summat like that...I need the cash..!

Perfect for the back garden this summer...the Love Swing...

And for the barbeque...get yo hotdogs...and other assorted phrases...

"All the English seem to do on holiday is drink and yell..." RUBBISH (hic)...we cry over soccer too...

Sometimes we even take a boat trip...hoohaah...

Forget buying a domain name...by the whole damn lot...

No way do those cushions match the sofa...and don't get me started on her purple lacey thing...[NSFW]

I'll leave ya with Sharron Wings stunning Surf Art...

Catcha

Mountain Dew "Spy vs. Spy".

Clay kitten shooting.

Duckman's Stamtrae.

What's Your Secret Erogenous Zone?

To you is speaking : Marle Frmec, Snaopel of Claritine.

What's that stuff?

Here's the powerpizza.

Strike !

Dress the cabana boy.

Vintage commercials.

More to come later, first i have to give Flip some moral support. Too bad about the loss of England mate ... but, to be honest, i think the best team went trough to the semi finals. BTW, what's goin' on with Beckham, bad shoes ?

HAHAHAHA!!! Oh how this made me laugh!!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

So I'm going camping next week. Hopefully it won't turn out like this.

Dumpster Diving. An introduction.

Instead of the typical store sign saying 'Sorry we're closed', I think this sign explains things a lot more accurately....in my case anyway.

Discovery of severed hand in Ontario closes beach. Turns out it was just a dolls hand. Sheesh...Canadians!

Fastball reaction time. I got .1850! Beat that. (i'm sure everyone will).

Always wanted to be a plumber? Now here is your chance.

75 years of Band-Aid.

The ultimate male masturbation resource. Probably [LSFW] Enjoy!

No circles.

What to do with your cat. I wonder what my cat would look like as a purse??

C'mon! Hit me!

Woman find growing rock. wtf?

First of all we made some changings. Our Friends-list became a little bit too long. We had to put them on a secundary page. Take a look at the left side frame inside the 'Nifty Stuff'-section. The Friends-button bring you to a pop-up screen with a nice and easy to browse list of Coolio's Friends.

The kingdom of loathing. An Adventurer is You! (thx David).

Something is coming. This is not porn. But what is it then ? (thx Dave)

Humm, humm ... and another one ... both flash's are [NSFW]

For the people who understand Dutch language : Alles kan beter - clips.

Tips from the professionals to blow giant gum bubbles.

Graphic orgasm ultimate webportal. It's SFW, no worries.

Learn now how to beatbox.

That's cool.

32 ways to open a bottle of beer.

Keep it up.

Shade fur der Rudi. Good news for my Dutch friends.

A very special Australian Alphabet.

The 1000 journals project.

Wellcome to pencilmation.

Send Bob to Mars with the love of god.

Mission Impossible.

Tomorrow i'll be back with another (im)possible mission to serve you a new bunch of links. Take care.

Ohh, that was nasty!!! What did we ever do to you? You almost had us yeiling for the paramedics.

What are you nuts? What do you do in your spare time, pull the wings of flies? You'd better have a good lawyer,pal.

Build your own coaster

Coolio cracks up over these trunk-monkey commercials. Me, too.

The place where Salvador Dalí created his masterpieces.

Umpteen photos of nearly everything.

Baby, open your eyes to the BBC Motion Gallery.

What movie villain might you resemble?

A blender that some shithead bozo is gonna buy.

Pubs, bars, drinking….

Sink Ya Drink.

Lots of vim – but no vigour.

Time to decide: Dog toy or marital aid? (On the far side of some relationships, the partners would ask, "Is there any difference?")

Cripes, the avenging monkey, the dog's rubber toys, and next...the rodent. One of the funniest miniclips I've seen recently!

ATTENTION ALL MEN!! Here is how one should eat pussy. Most definitely not safe for work.

Dontcha just love the way women drive?

Cool snowboarding game.

The redneck vampire. What is this world coming too?

The complete guide to what you should do if your tv dies.

Gum blondes. Yep...blondes made up entirely of bubble gum.

Americans are just so....so...hmmm...

Panther actually a house cat. How can one confuse the 2 ??

Another cool game.

WEEEE!! A mountain bikinggame!

Girls caught peeing behind trash cans. Oh the memories this brings back!!