Yep...its my bd today! hooorayyy! On to some bd links.

Famous birthdays. Who was born on your birthday?

If anyone feels the need to buy me a bd gift I'd be willing to accept anything from this site

The birthday prank. heheh..

Bald headed action figure. :)

For those mornings when you just can't wake up. Caffeinated soap.

Elastic and Inelastic Collision.

Lotus Collection mini vagina. wtff?

Pluck the nose hair. HAHAHAHAH!

ANd how about the big nose appreciation page.

C-130 Hercules Nose Art.

In the last day, I have come across 2 sites that have literally copied and pasted my posts, and one was even translated into spanish (yes i speak spanish). I know i should be flattered but is kind of pisses me off since i'm doing all the work! Not to say I haven';t found some links i post from other linkdumps, but i would never ever have a post that did not include sites that i discovered on my own. So people, is this copying or stealing or both?

Here's a whole thread on this topic by BizTalk.

Another interesting article, this is even worse!

I wonder if i should write to tthe offenders and get them to acknowledge that their links are coming from Coolios. Opinions?

Joe Bob's Hooter list. There are a hell of a lot of names for breasts!

World directory of pasta shapes. Holy shit!

Ear wax candy...ewwwwwwwwwww..

heehee...the pseudoscience of ear wax removal.

From ear to eternity.

ok..enough about ear wax...actually enough of this post.
:)

heeheee...too funny 'Callers to the complaints were greeted by the abuse from someone using a north-eastern accent.The message, littered with four letter words, ended with the claim: "We are not going to handle any of your complaints... leave us alone, get a life." '

An oldie but a goodie. Read consumer complaints.

US beer consumption on the decline. What the f*ck is wrong with you people?

Even tho I have a cat, i'm not really a cat person, but i find it quite fascinating the amount of cat sites on the Web. But then I come across a pic like this and it all makes sense. awwwwwwwwwww

The essence of Hummer. huh?

The history of car logos.

2 turds.

Hand shadow illusions. How cool!

Another confession type site. Admit it!

Knocking on the Web's door. bizarre

Idiot rommate blog. How nice.

If i ever had sexual problems, I would NEVER EVER go to Sensual Wisdom. wtf?

You have reached Sensual Consciousness..uh huh

heeehee..I love the name of this product!

Should i add my list below this one ?

Potatobugs.

Lowriders magazine.

Ecological footprint quiz.

The world's first digital music eyewear.

Which would Jezus do ? Help this fellah. Might do wel on my babelog too, so this link is [NSFW]

More to come later.

This is just gross!! Why would someone find this to be sexually stimulating?

Dear penis - from eddiball..heehee

Interesting. World atlas of growing up sexually.

Belly button lint survey results. I love excavating for my bf's bb lint! heehee!

more on belly button lint.

Belly Button lint fly.....for fishing! wtfff?

Belly button lint for the soul.

Belly-Button Lint and Beer-Bubble Decay Are Among Subjects Studied by 2002 Ig Nobel Winners. whatt??

hmm..this is rather interesting, but somewhat disturbing ..IMO

Sick and famous..game..i think..

Kitty litter cake - yup..this guy has too much time on his hands!

that's it for me..you guys suck at comments...i'm not going to bother posting if you won't bother commenting..and i don't mean compliments..just reactions to the links...if they suck, let me know, if you like them let me know....otherwise...cya!

Just for you DNA - who gets spanked first?

Beware the grease-painted one.

Dan's new gallery of scary clowns.

Clowning for christ. wtf?

porn clown posse. [NSFW]

Spanking Blog. [NSFW]

Intro to spanking.

I need to get one of these stickers.

How i got my husband to spank me.

Leather spanking skirt. .[NSFW]

Secretary spank toy.
[LSFW]

that's it for now...more later

I think Coolio is out of the country Monique...pretty sure he'll contact you to join on his return...in the meantime I'm happy to...ahem...slot them in for you...

Maybe this is why my animal magnetism has disappeared...

April Fool jokes all year long...

Sick jokes...puns worse than mine if that's possible...

As a house-husband and only a part time worker this is great advice on speed cleaning my house...not...

How to flush a British toilet..! Are people stupid..? Never realised it was so difficult for ya...hehe...

Sweet and colourful penis dreams...any good for head support..?

Legendary swordsman John Holmes...aaah but did he know how to use it properly..?

Sheep...lizards all of 'em coming out gay and proud...apparently...

Need a Leprechaun for the day..? T' be sure you can...

How to put on a condom correctly...useful...

Fridge magnets dragged into the 21st century...

All about dildos...ahem...interesting...[NSFW]

Rainbow dyeing silk...pretty...

Nature's Framework and God...the earth universe and everything...

Great links..! Looking forward to you joining us...

Clown links from monique: here and here[NSFW]

$6000 answer bounty from Ernie.

theo says to play Dragon Booster.

The next three are from miquelpusa. They do not play on my PC at work, therefore I have no clue whether they are [NSFW], or not. View at own risk.

Video 1

Video Two

Video 3

MrLeone gives us britney spears doing freestyle.

Last 2 from monique as well. Get your HouseBoy here and here! may be [NSFW]

Inflatable museum. What's up with the fart bag?

Chest challenged chicks ring in bigger breasts. .Sure...that's going to work.

heehee..Askadick.com

New play being staged in the toilet. wtf?

I'm still half asleep, so here are a few pillow and sleep links, since i wish i were still in bed.

The godfather horse head pillow.

Viva la Tag Pillow Revolution. This is either very wierd, or else incredibly disturbing.

The wave pillow.

The approved fanlisting of sleeping.

Recreation and sleeping while living in space.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..

Point-and-click. Escape from detention.

Zentai woman. Huh?

Oh..this is awful! what is this world coming to???

Later!

A huge collection of cars from the movies...

Great little game viral from one of my favourite newspapers...

Talk about copycat...this look familiar to anyone...hehe...

Okay ladies...or I guess some men...do you think this'll catch on..? Teledildonics...

Keep your EYES on the new Toyota...it might aPEEL...(ouch sorry)...

Talk about old faithful...dog reunited after being lost 7 years...

Make a freak with the Freak Machine...

9.5 weeks in 9.5 seconds by rabbits...hehe...[NSFW]

So...what are your kids learning on the internet...muhahahaaaa...

Powder Puff Football...nice...very very nice...

Updated repost...when office supplies attack...

Game on...Puppy Curling...haha...

Internet cold turkey...scary...(via Blogywood)...

You know you're getting old when DJs look younger...hehe...

Catcha

The lotto...a right balls up..! Thanks to Riku...

Thanks to Dirk Vansina for the next great trio of clips...

Okay...woman...pussy...sucking...licking...doggystyle..hard ons...and the link IS suitable for work...hehe...

Women need men...for one thing only...

A FANTAstic sneeze..!

Babelog photographer caught on camera...

I agree Chris...grandad loves videophones....hooohaah...[LSFW]

An absolutely stunning photography collection sent in by Monty...

Hanz wants to know the point of Naptime...hehe...

Another party I missed out on...gotta say the lady with the redish hair and nose stud is absolutely stunning...a personal thanks from me to l0stb0y for brightening my day...

Please check your links before submitting...all three of yours Miquelpusa and the one from Black-Toons were 404's ooops..!

Thanks for the links keep 'em coming...

Strange facts.

Strangemag.com. This site has all sorts of interesting things to read!

Strange foreign objects in dog poop! HAHAHAHA! my dog once pooped a beautiful turd that was totally aquamarine. She had eaten a marker.

Strange new world. This may be a repost, but i have yet to have come across this...bizarre..but cool!

Strange coincidences archive.

Strange smiles.HAHAHA! I think for halloween, i'll get a schoolgirl outfit from lollipop lingerie, and wear some of these teeth. What fun!

This is just fucking strange and is probably a repost.

Aluminum Foil deflector beanie.

Since i have a salt and fresh water aquarium, this site interested me to no end. Strange fish identification.

Howstrange.com

The strange mechanism museum. Cool!

Alternative history.

Why is the sky dark?

Seems i'm on some kind of a suck theme.

Ancient sea creature sucked in prey. Interesting.

Cars suck. Dedicated to the overthrow of car tyranny.

Things that suck.

Suck-o-tash...wtf?

Hot babes sucking dick. [NSFW]

Sucking. huh?

ok..ok..enough..

Men and pond scum - the correlation. Ugh..this site design is HORRIBLE, but the content made me laugh.

Lollipop lick-o-meter. whaaattt??

World of squirrels.

Lollipop lingerie. I wonder which costume I'm going to pick this year for halloween.

One page wonder.

And now a few from you:

Anonymously sent..hehehe...Charcoal underwear. HAHAHAHAHA!

One from peterpan. heehee...skiing ostrich. nice one.

From cafeRG. An open forum blog where anyone can post in a number of categories. Eclectic, weird, political, erotica, alternative is cool. Art, photography, poetry - express yourself. Celebrate the body, mind and spirit. Get techie or just talk away.

One from Sara. Nude bliss. [NSFW]

Monty brings us the Visual Record. Great photography.

Thanks and cheers!

So quiet here in Coolio land. What's up with that? hello? anyone?

To start off, some lesbians for all the boys. [NSFW]

Tortilla Art. uhhh..ok..

The Science of Sex.

Size matters.

Play these educational Nobel Prize games. Cool.

Top ten Male and female Sexual fantasies.

Girdles and Fetichism

How not to pick up men. Long read, but rather interesting. Basically, play hard to get girls!

Bondage - the explanation.

Masterbation techniques and Experiences XII

What the hell are bra fences???

Knotty Clown...wtf?????????????? Who the hell has a clown fetish???????????

Woah! Flat liquor bottles! I want one!

Would you like a shake with that Big Macbomb..?

This puts a new meaning on the term builders bum...thanks to Indiana for those...

Fake Ass videos...the new site from an old friend Comiczone...thanks to DM...

Dennis has found us yet another nude Dutch star...hooohaah and De thankyou mijn vriend...[NSFW]

Whoeps looks like a great blog...[NSFW]...nice one Roel...

I'll finish your choice with three from co-blogging maniac Monique...have you got in touch ith Coolio yet..?

Goth or Not..? You decide...a repost but updated...[LSFW]

Is that a snake in ya pants...or are you just pleased to see me...uuuuurrrghh...[NSFW]

For the daring man..? More like the idiotic...tattooed penises...[NSFW]

Last few from me...

Apart from Naomi...there is another woman online who emails me...and I just received a personalised signed photo in the post from the delicious ...delightful Kasia... man she is absolutely beautiful...[NSFW]

This Wonderful Life...man who needs real actors...

Prostitute soccer team banned...puts a new meaning into booking a call girl I guess...

One for Monique...but I guess she already saw this...hehe...

One for the ladies...ahead of the male stripper special at Hunk Heaven...Methinks Convict and Peter Pan are in there somewhere...

One for the lads...Jennifer Anniston topless...[NSFW]

Forget sending flowers to the woman of ya dreams...it's a different world out there now...send booze..!

Combover the movie...take heed guys...

Catcha

The stripper pole link from the last post has me searching...so here goes:

Watch a stripper pole infomercial! HAHAHAHA!

Pole dancing 101.

How to be a stripper - for men and women.

Doctor recommended strip tease course..HAHAH!

Pics of women and stripper poles. [NSFW]

Enough of that...

Superposition of pulses. I love reading stuff like this.

heeeheee...film subtitles from Hong Kong! Too funny!

Tactile Phantom Illusion. COOOL!!

I do stair running in my building everyday (yes i'm a freak...one hour of biking isn't good enough for me) and I've always wondered this. Now i can do an experiment!

that's it for now...until i become intoxicated that is...hehehe...

cheers all~!

From you:

This come from Steve at the Sneeze.com. I LOVE THIS SITE! I LOVE YOU STEVE (even tho you are married!) Cheap Ass Cereal Hall of Fame.

The rest are from Convict:

990SuperDuke. Woah...cool bike!

Bloodninja cybersex...wtf??

300kph thru Italian roads. May be a repost.

Stripper pole in dorm draws crowd. I've always wanted a stripper pole..i believe one can buy them for your living room...i shall investigate.

A take on Gollum wanking. Slow load.

A bar stool that gets women pregnant? what?

OH MY!! I must get this...i must..

hehe..this is one look of awe on this guys face.

The centennial bulb.

I believe this shall be my next purchase.

Blind feeding the blind.

Tooth Tat-2s

How did this pilot manage thuis?

Thanks for all the links. We are a bit behind as we got bombarded today...sorry if we missed any, but we're trying!

Next post will be my own...

Monique is blogging like a maniac...you should mail Coolio to join up..!

My dreams are pretty boring...what do yours mean..?

Flagellation...beats me why they do it...

I could really do with an inflatable wife...seriously..!

Or maybe I should check out one of these ladies...

Axillism...parked car sex anyone..? ...[LSFW]

Not everyone appears to like sex...

I don't know whether to laugh or cry...Flip-Flop is another name for a penis...

And you thought only pop stars gave their kids stupid names...

The mythology of sex...and absolutely beautiful art to accompany it...

The amazing Amazonian women...

Too cool...the popsicle penis maker...muhahahaaa...

Thanks Monique......there's loads more...bare with us as we wade through them...keep it up..!

Velvet Da Vinci

US Pizza Team..wtf?

oooooooooo! claymation!

Japanese sex catalogue..uhh..is it just me, but do those things on the first page look like cacti? [NSFW]

The magical world of penis Unicorn...uhh...

hehehe...want the prisoner dead or alive? YOU DECIDE.

Same theme...inmate-pen-pal..one us should write to an inmate...i'm certainly curious...hmmm..

Top ten most sexually charged lines in Star Wars.

Promoting badge wearing across the globe.

And I leave you with the 2004 Conference bike. What fun! What insanity!

I'm speechless.

Too bad I sold my Range Rover, so I could have tried that one as well, cos I guess, it won't work with my M Roadster...

Simply Amazing!

Thought that one was too good to let you wait for more.

well, after testicles, vaginas, breasts and penises...naturally sex comes next.

btw - .[NSFW] for probably everything.

In case you enjoy sex too much. Didn't think this was possible, but ok.

Sex Museum

Bonobo Sex and society. The behavior of a close relative challenges assumptions about male supremacy in human evolution.

AltSex - interesting articles.

Sex Thermometer. How do you and your partner score? wtf? my bf and i only got 26! that's insane..it should be off the charts for fucks sake! oops

World sex records.

Sacred sex. a place where you can read about tantra yoga, karezza, and other forms of sex worship...mmmm...sex worship....

Sexscrolls - history of sex. I enjoyed reading the sexual positions thru history!

Centre for sex research. I wonder what kind of experiments they perform. heeheee...maybe i should apply there! monique...you in?

A guide to sex toys...can't get enough of sex toys!

What do you know about tantric sex?

hehe..the Hall of contraception. verrrryyy important!

I really wonder if this works...something else for me to test.

I need one of these stickers! heeehee..

Quotes about sex.

I'll start of with a few submitted links.

Choose which one is better. From our great friend monique.

lotte420 gives us a cool buggy game.

Sim game with an actual prize?..woah!~ Keep the party going...i wonder how i'll score on this one. Thanks jonathan.

Another one from jonathan, funny online cartoon.

And one from Dennis. Free porn pics.[NSFW]

And now for me. I'm not sure if this is vain, but last night when i was looking for sites for some of our submitters, I also included my name in my searches. Here are a few more bizarre Naomi links I came across.

All is well in the land of Naomi...wtf? translation anyone?

Naomi a porn star??

And lastly..Naomi's nip slip. [NSFW]

What the fuck? Fashion for Sim ladies? huhhhhhhhh???

enough for me..i need to go find some hunks to put on flip and i's guyblog! yay!

An incredible jump...Soccer drops it's handbag image...and look at me I'm gorgeous...great selection from Miquelpusa...

A repost but still very funny...how Gay is your dog..? Nice one Hanz...

Game on old style shooter Galactica...thanks Dennis...and I think I'm in love with this Dutch tv star...[NSFW]

Nice find from Christy...when will these young girls learn that stripping on a web cam is plain dumb..? Ahem...nice though...hehe...

Maybe this would have been better placed at the Babelog...but hey most men love Aria...(strangely I don't)...cheers to Peter...

Fresh pictures on Reflectoporn...thanks Maurice...[LSFW]

Somehow I don't think this guy will make it to Hunk Heaven...I dread to think what his sex face looks like..hehe...nice one Toeinshoe...

Terrible-T recommends Sucking for Success...and being careful when using a mobile phone...muhahahahaa...[NSFW]

Thanks to Lizzie for the Libertines page...

A few from Convict to round off...

The fastest speeding ticket ever..?

Pampered prisoners...

Russian car art...nice...

I see no ships..!

Sorry for the big post...needed to catch up......more from me later...

Catcha

I have a cold...and i'm hungover

The penis tree.

SoleMates: The century in shoes.

Mistaken for a monkey, then shot dead. This is rather harsh...yet i had a bit of a giggle.

Breaking up thru a powerpoint presentation. How thoughtful.

Now this is really fascinating! Dot walking. wow!

Something similar. Simulating human motion. Check out the movies.

And here is a bunch of links on research and projects on human motion. This is truly amazing. I could read this for hours..if not days!

Forum Faces. Great site! Thanks ToeinShoe.

This is a neat idea. Fat Fingers.

GiggleStick.com Fun and games. May be pop-ups.

Spear's Specialty Clown shoes! HAHAHA! clowns are frightening

Not the greatest post, but better than nothing.