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The Clown post... |
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When I was first getting my Gunstar site up and running, I thought it would be funny to crop an old picture that I had that had me painted up as a clown with a big ole Joker grin.
Never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined what would come of it. It has been Photoshopped six ways to Sunday, I have had multiple new nicknames created and become a semi-cult personality based on it! The Uber and Goose share the majority of the responsibility for creating the legend! And the fact that many will never call me by my proper name again!
In spite of this, I actually thought it would be fun to post one dedicated to being down with the Clown. And here we go...
If you're truly down with the Clown, then you already know about Psychopathic Records, home of the Insane Clown Posse.
And I know it's a repost, but if you need a little face paint with porn, you must check out Knotty Clown. ![NSFW]
Of course, pretending to happy all the time can lead to rampant alcoholism in the Clown community. The Drunk Clown Guy is a good example...
There is a dark side to the smiling faces and floppy red shoes, and that's the spectre of Clown on Clown violence...
Some folks just hate clowns, and there's just nothing you can do to change their minds...They even have the audacity to run a site that purports to love clowns...
But when it's all said and done, most are freaks and deserve to be carted off to jail!
I leave you with the picture that started it all - Me and my little roller angels during Solstice in Santa Barbara.
For more lunacy, go check out the Gunstar and Cardinal.
Be seeing you!
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Monday December 27, 2004 |
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All Over |
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Thongs...ooooh soooo sexy....well it made me chuckle...
Wise words...
Verb for Shoe...is this for real..?
Speaking of shoes...grab a fab four pair...
Happy Near Future...I'm completely have no idea wtf this is all about...
I'll get up tomorrow...
Huh..?
I have a degree with honours from this place...SNAFU UNI...
Remember guys the only cool skidmarks are left by cars or motorbikes...hehe...
Best of the Web 2004...what no Coolios..?
Breath taking photography...
Merry $%^&*(...ing Christmas...
Always ask someone you love before putting it in your mouth...tooo bloody funny...
Been a tough sad few weeks for old Flip...without Coolio...Naomi ...DNA Cowboy and a you lot for the emails and messages of support...I would have gone under a long time ago..thankyou from the bottom of my heart...I really mean that...it's nice to know you ain't alone in this massively mad world of ours...grab me at The Flophouse...to see what it's all been about...thanks again and hold the one you love tighter than ever...
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Saturday December 25, 2004 |
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Christmas Day links |
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I hope you all are having a great time with family and friends today and enjoying a very Merry Christmas!
Here's a few links for killing a little time if you're playing with new toys or are bored out of your eye sockets dealing with dain bramaged children and aunts and uncles...
Not everyone deals well with Christmas. Sometimes, you experience rebellion! Courtesy of Mucho Sucko. And check out this bizarre anime porno. Both [NSFW]
Not everyone loves Christmas...
How 'bout Christmas Horror Films! Santa and Reindeer and blood, oh my!
Christmas hangover cures. Not that you'd overdo it...
Finally, Christmas Party Games...
And without getting too far into it, remember why we celebrate Christmas in the first place and give some love to the friends and family who make your life worth living!
For myself, I'd like to wish a Merry Christmas to the men and women stuck over in the Gulf right now. To the soldiers in the 11th MEU, the 1st ID and 82nd Airborne in Iraq, and JTF 76 and Phoenix in Afghanistan, I hope you get rotated out and home as humanly possible!
Merry Christmas All!
For more, go see Gunstar 141 and the Cardinal.
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Posted by DNACowboy at 05:06 |
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Friday December 24, 2004 |
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Christmas Eve magic... |
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Christmas is a busy time for us all. Obligations to family, friends and loved ones and the expectations that come with it and such can make this a very stressful time of the year. I do my level best to avoid as much of that as possible, and try to be thankful for the truly incredible people in my life. And drink heavily.
I do want to thank Coolio and the gang for letting me come on board and play and for all of you who read my posts! The comments, good and sometimes bad, are why I'm here. And Sarah, as a mea culpa, I do apologize for jumping on you for speaking your mind. You were absolutely right, and were simply expressing your opinion, as is your right.
Anyways, here are some cool links for Christmas! And remember, New Year's Eve, is right around the corner!
Oh dear! Tramp o Claus is coming to town! [LSFW]
You can't go wrong with FHM's 12 Honey's of Christmas!
Check out Flip's Christmas Heave post and the links of the day on the Flophouse!
As the king of randomness, I like to pick odd things. The Google results of Christmas in Vegas.
And because I like to keep up with my friends, I wanted to find out what Darth Vader was doing for Christmas. Here's what I found...
And what would Christmas be without a couple of lipstick lesbians toying with a candystick or a Christmas Orgy? And a full gallery of Christmas related porn for you to deck the halls with...[NSFW]
May you have a very Merry Christmas!
For more postings, check out the Gunstar and Cardinal...
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Wednesday December 22, 2004 |
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Acronyms, Acronyms... |
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I’ve spent a good portion of my life with folks who speak in TLA's and a language of riddles. If you don’t know the code, that jibber-jabber they're spouting could very well be them reminiscing about ordering a cheeseburger in Aramaic for all you know.
Between working with folks in the military/government, the tech sector and financial services, I’m quite surprised that I can still speak complete words and sentences sometimes. Pay attention to it and you’ll be amazed how many acronyms and contractions pepper your speech.
Anyways, I figured I’d have some fun with the first five that came to mind, (no need to psychoanalyze, thanks…)
N.E.R.D. – The super group, (No one Ever Really Dies) of Pharrell Williams, Chad Hugo and Shay have put out some seriously block-rockin’ beats. As an aside, check out this other page that came up from checking up on NERD on Google.
M.I.L.F. – Mothers I’d Like to Fuck! Hot older women truly can rock your world. There are an abundance of sites to hit, if you want more, but I like the original…[NSFW]
S.N.A.F.U. – This was meant to be a good joke site, but turned out to have a pretty interesting anti-war site. By the way, SNAFU means Situation Normal, All Fucked-Up…
A.D.I.D.A.S. – One of Korn’s best song is off of Life is Peachy. All Day I Dream About Sex! How true!
F.U.B.A.R. – Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. Google it and you get this site...
This is a random one I found that’s just too good not to post – International Anti-Corruption Day! And to think I missed because I really was doing something naughty…
And as an added gift, at no cost to you or your family, the acronym finder! A cool resource for those rotten TLA's that you have no clue about!
Go see Gunstar 141 and the Cardinal for additional adventures in the 8th dimension...
Be seeing you!
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Things I’d like to do before I die… |
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My trip to New Orleans was incredible! The Big Easy, for a number of reasons, is one of those places that everyone should visit before they die. And that got me thinking about other places I’d like to visit, things I’d like to do, etc., before the Big Check Out.
Here’s some of mine…
Fuck a pornstar – Just something I’d like to check off of the list. Asia Carrera and Jenteal would be my pics to be ponygirls! [LSFW]
Backseat an F-18 – When I was younger, I was planning on joining the Air Force and becoming a fast mover. Color blindness killed that dream. But I still feel that need for speed…Courtesy of Totally Crap.
Own my own bar/nightclub – I think every guy does, at some point want beer and waitresses on tap…
Again, under the need for speed category, since I’ll probably never run an F1 race, I’d at least like to do the Paris to Dakar rally!
Go on a drinking binge with Hunter S. Thompson, author of one of my favorite books ever, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas!
Finally, before I kick, I’d like to become a Duke, or Earl, or Marquis or some such before I die, to pass on a royal legacy. I’ll probably have to cheat a bit...
What's on your list to do before you you shuffle off the mortal coil?
Take a run over to Gunstar 141 and Cardinal Sin for more adventure and please comment!
Be Seeing You!
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Monday December 13, 2004 |
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Things I'd rather be doing than go to work... |
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Well, I'm finally a member of the workforce again, so it means that I too have to face the evil nemesis that is Monday!
First of all, I'd like to spend the day in bed with almost any any of the beauties on Coolio's Babelog.[LSFW]
Second, I'd like to abduct the Uber and Monique from work and go drinking and carousing with them!
Or maybe I'll round up some of the boys, such as the Goose, the boys over at Fu-Qtoo, Convict and maybe a couple of other reprobates and head out and act badly!
Or just hop on one of these, point myself in a direction and ride...
But most likely, I'll end up going to work and having a day that ends with me thinking about doing something like this...[LSFW]
I wish you the best and brightest for this Monday and this week! For more things to piss away your time, go visit the Cardinal and Gunstar 141. And I do apologize, but I'm most likely not going to have internet access most of the day, so I'll have to comment later!
Be seeing you!
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Posted by DNACowboy at 04:50 |
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Wrapping up the Alphabet |
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And we're into the home stretch! Let's finish up the Alphabet as we finish up the weekend and the year...
V is for Vice - From Vice City to the Vice Fund to sites indulging in sin, [NSFW], Vice, in it's manifold forms is always one of my favorite subjects!
W is for Wahine - I have always loved little surfer girls! I love the thrashers, skaters and boarders too!
X is for Xanadu - Originally the name for Kublai Khan's summer palace, it has come to mean a beautiful, idyllic place. Pretty cool when Samuel Coleridege writes a poem about your summer shack...
Y is for Yakuza - There is no single origin for the orgainization of Bōryokudan, ("violence groups), that make up organized crime in Japan.
Z is for Zombie - The dead, come back to life after Hell overflows. And some interesting websites, including one which looks at Zombie infection, the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency and of course, Rob Zombie.
Alright, time to crash! You can, of course, go check out the Cardinal and Gunstar 141 for more.
Be seeing you!
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Posted by DNACowboy at 10:59 |
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Bit of a Christmas Feel...(bah humbug) |
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Spike and Mike's sick and twisted animations...very funny...[NSFW]
A little something for Ipod users...
You have to feel sorry for someone called Lucy Bowels...more here...
In the words of Monty Python..."spam...spam...spam...spam...spam...(repeat at will)...
So do Jewish vampires avoid the cross or the Star of David..? These and other mind stretching questions...
Game on...What's that Song..?
Jesusland...pretty sure this isn't a hoax...hehe...
Santa...you're the devil in disguise...
Take off and take it all off in Canada...ain't it a bit cold oot there..?
A lighter if not naughty look at Christmas...(cancelled in my house)...
Microsoft goes street...Word...
Too cool...your own face/miracle on a cheese grilled sandwich...
The stress of the holidays finally gets to the man in red...it's time for Santa to go postal...
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Thursday December 9, 2004 |
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The Alphabet, part 3 |
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Alright, we've got folks diggin' the A-B-C's, so let's keep this party rollin'...
M is for Machiavelli - Niccolo Machiavelli, author of the Prince, embodied cunning, duplicity and bad faith and is a legend!
N is for Nihilism - And Nihilism's homepage is the Counter Order...
O is for Orgasm - I wouldn't even know where to start throwing up links for this one. But is there really anything better? Give Coolio's Babelog, the Uberbitch, The Goose's Babe site and the Bad Girl's Blog for some inspiration... Some content are potentially [NSFW]
P is for Purgatory - a place of cleansing after the particular judgment. One of the first documents to mention purgatorium was a letter from the Benedictine Nicholas of Saint Albans to the Cistercian Peter of Celle in 1176. Take this link for a test drive and see what kinds of absolution you find.
Q is for Quantum Theory - Quantum theory, and its partner mechanics, are something you need to keep top of mind. It's the next wave, and instead of 1's and 0's, your computers will be utilizing the multiple quantum states of the atom. Duty now, and for the future...
Alright, time to get some other work done! Have a great Thursday, and realize that we're one day closer to that most holy of holies, the Weekend!
For more fun, visit Cardinal Sin and Gunstar 141...
Be Seeing You!
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Posted by DNACowboy at 06:59 |
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Tuesday December 7, 2004 |
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The Alphabet, part one |
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I'm in the mood to post, but have no real direction. So I'll call upon the English language to save my ass here. Let's start with the letter...
A is for Anarchy - For organized chaos and disorder...
B is for Bitchen - The e-zine of bitchen things...
C is for Cunnilingus - Speaking in tongues is a lost art...
D is for Dada - Absurdities as an artform...
E is for Echelon - The sinister and powerful secret organization, and the civic-minded Praetorians who watch them...
F is for Funny - Like you couldn't use a good joke...
Alright, back to work for me. And please, just because I'm not as gorgeous or wonderful as the Wonder Twins/Sin Sisters, (Naomi and the MIA Monique...), doesn't mean that you can blow off commenting! C'mon, I like the feedback! And if you gluttons for punishment want more, then click here and here.
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Monday December 6, 2004 |
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For what we are about to receive, make us grateful... |
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It's a blaspemous sailor's prayer, but since I've ot a couple of finals today to contend with today, as well as dealing with normal with Monday bullshit, I figured a little luck wouldn't hurt. Luck to us both...
A little attitude goes a long way, and these are some of my favorite quotes...
And just in case, I'll take a couple of good luck charms with me...
I also wish I had this woman around for a little good luck today!
And what I'll really be doing all the time I'm supposed to be working on my test is blissing out on the naked women here, here and here.[NSFW]
And after the tests are over, time to go back to the job search. This time, I'm enlisting some help...
For more entertainment, visit Gunstar and the Cardinal. And please to comment if you like my posts, think they're complete and total crap or somewhere in between.
Luck to us all! Be seeing you!
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Day of Rest... |
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I love my Sundays because it's the one day of the week dedicated to rest and relaxation. And I, as the self proclaimed King of Leisure, fully approve this! Hope you enjoy your day off too!
In looking for a pic of where I lived when I was in High School, I found out my old next door neighbors turned their house into a bed and breakfast! And yes, it was pure hell living there...
But if you SERIOUSLY want to get away from it all, click here!
Need a little company for the day? Try an escort...
This fine friend features prominently in my relaxing on the weekends...
And let's not forget our other friends, Absolut, St. Pauli Girl, Steinlager and Arrogant Bastard Ale
When I nap on Sundays, this is the lifestyle I'm dreaming of...
Alright, off to bed and then back to study. For more Sunday silliness, click here and here.
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Posted by DNACowboy at 09:31 |
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Saturday December 4, 2004 |
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Weekend Warrior |
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Since the idea of staring at Finance and Accounting text ALL weekend is not something I can deal with, I figured a post would be a good way to break up the day. And with my birthday coming up in a couple of weeks, I wanted to give you all some gift ideas...
Why lie about it, I'm not a cheap date. Any of the beauties from this page will work just fine...
Her, courtesy of the Goose
Or any of these beautiful women...
Or this man's life...
A new laptop, maybe?
I like my cars Italian and my guns German...
How 'bout the Prisoner box set?
And finally, a bunch of Fu-Qtoo's T shirt's. I wear an XL, thank you.
For more links and larceny, click here and here...
Oh well, always good to wish! I do hope you all have a great weekend!
Be seeing you...
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Posted by DNACowboy at 22:40 |
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Friday December 3, 2004 |
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Coffee Whitener |
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Mmmmm, spray-dried chemicals.... Seriously, do people actually call this stuff "coffee whitener?" Is it a location-sensitive thing, like "soda" vs. "pop" or "rubber band" vs. "gum band?" I'm in the USA cowboy west, and I've never heard anyone say "coffee whitener" - everyone here calls it "creamer." Naturally, "whitener" is ALL I'm gonna call it now. That'll teach the bastards.
Once upon a time, I once thought it would be a good idea to make pseudo orange julius at the office by using Tang and non-dairy creamer (I mean, "whitener"). It was as successful and delicious as you think it was. Here's some more advice along those lines, like you need it.
And how about ice cream made with the crap? Please notice it takes 2 kg (4.4 pounds) of the stuff. Think about that for a second. I just looked here in the office at the HUGE can of creamer they buy - the CostCo size, you know - and it's 2 pounds.
And just in case you were wondering, it is, in fact, perfectly OK to feed the stuff to babies in lieu of actual food. As long as your goal is to be baby-free, that is.
Coffee-Mate claims to be the first non-dairy creamer, born in 1961 (the same year as Valium, if you're keeping score). You might also be comforted by the knowledge that it's kosher. Coffee-Mate, that is - I'm not sure about Valium.
If you have difficulty with the packaging, know that you're not alone.
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A Few For Friday... |
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Game on...Girl With a Gun...
Bit like my dreams really...
Band Aid...a different take...
Back in the 60's the Japanese brought out a sex guide for their youth...hehe...[LSFW]
Feline like a bit of S and M..? Can't beat a bit of pussy on a Friday...hoohaah..!
Google and the CIA connection...interesting...
Never before seen footage of the real truth behind Reagan's war on drugs...
Feeling arty..?
Office pranks just went to a whole new level...yuk...
So you think the late night news bulletin is boring...think again...[NSFW]
Need help spotting the pyschopath at work..?
Nice game for you and granny to play this Christmas...
According to Queen it's fun to smoke dope...via Blogywood...
Classy lady...
Sick game..? Or maybe this one is even sicker...
Not sure what to do with your now defunct tape recorder/walkman...race 'em...
Catcha...good to be back...
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Wednesday December 1, 2004 |
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Introducing Introductions |
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Howdy, I'm danielo, new blogger here, uh huh yuppers. There's my introduction, which inspired my theme also, "things related to introductions."
So, how 'bout that handshake? I like the idea of it being a signal that weapons are not involved in the exchange. However, you should know that I am actually carrying a weapon right now...
If you're as tired of regular handshaking as I am, perhaps the Crushing Grip Clown Handshake would suit you better.
Or, perhaps you're the type to favor gang signs...
Next, it's on to "I'm danielo, who the hell are you?" But what's in a name? Mine means God is my judge. Great, I'm going straight to hell.
For some reason introductions - at least among males - always include the question "what do you do?" I've always hated that question, largely because I don't have something interesting to describe.
Speaking of jobs, what sort of interview question would make you get up and excuse yourself?
"Nice to meet you!" Yeah right!
Maybe you discover a weird connection (warning, shameless self-promotion).
And finally, what are the chances you share a birthday with someone nearby?
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