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Friday December 31, 2004
last day of the year....
Category: Cool Linkdumps

It's new Years Eve...remember if your going out tonight please be careful, I want all the readers back here on saturday.
need a new identity????? go here and make your own....the site is in german
Vorname- first name
Nachname- last name
Geburtstag - date of birth
Geburtsort - place of birth
Nationalität - Nationality
you all are going to hate me for this[NSFW]told ya....sorry
"warning"this very graffic after math of the tidle wavesthat hit thailand amung other countries there's only one pic that I'll show.
great clip with dennis leary....what would you give

"Happy New Year"
more here and here
remember be safe tonight....and have a rockin eve my friends....Bruce


Posted by at 15:44 3 comment(s)
Roll on 2005!!!!!!
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Quite possibly the ugliest nipple I've ever seen...Tara Reid nip slip...[NSFW]

The Dirty Show...great stuff...[LSFW]

Pop Gadget hi tech stuff for the ladies...

Was that really just snow on Santa's beard..?

Sleepy City...stunning photos of those hidden places...

The real Spiderman at it again...

Sometimes you need to take a dump pretty quickly...

The Barbie Hilton sex tape...hehe...

Bunkers for our American friends...or is it just bunkum..?

The stilletto fetish beverage holder...not much more to say really...(via Lankarkiv)

Flashy site...flashy paint jobs...flashy bikes and cars...

Technology for country folk...

Can't imagine what sort of webmaster would have a site like this...hehe...[NSFW]

Kasia is one of the most beautiful women to grace this earth...fact...


That's it 'til next year...have a great night...love the one you're with often...and try to keep those resolutions until at least lunchtime on Saturday...been a shite year for me...but things...as they say...can only get better...

Catcha and HAPPY NEW YEAR...
Posted by Flip at 04:15 7 comment(s)
Thursday December 30, 2004
Thank you all .......
Category: Cool Linkdumps

thanks for the comments, almost brought a tear to my eye...hav'nt felt like that since the gf told me no pussy tonight....but she ment the cat had'nt come home yet.......oh well on with this gig.........this is fuckin funnyit's some how wrong but funny
who dos'nt love terry tate ( american football )
this old but I just have to laugh
and this one I had at my old site
ever want to see a bomb go off?? view these pic's
dog curling game
remember to use sunscreen this summer
anti-magnet site...read the whole thing

nuff for now come see me at my other sites for more......here and here.......
till tomarrow peace and love.........


Posted by at 15:25 0 comment(s)
The Clown post...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

When I was first getting my Gunstar site up and running, I thought it would be funny to crop an old picture that I had that had me painted up as a clown with a big ole Joker grin.

Never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined what would come of it. It has been Photoshopped six ways to Sunday, I have had multiple new nicknames created and become a semi-cult personality based on it! The Uber and Goose share the majority of the responsibility for creating the legend! And the fact that many will never call me by my proper name again!

In spite of this, I actually thought it would be fun to post one dedicated to being down with the Clown. And here we go...

If you're truly down with the Clown, then you already know about Psychopathic Records, home of the Insane Clown Posse.

And I know it's a repost, but if you need a little face paint with porn, you must check out Knotty Clown. ![NSFW]

Of course, pretending to happy all the time can lead to rampant alcoholism in the Clown community. The Drunk Clown Guy is a good example...

There is a dark side to the smiling faces and floppy red shoes, and that's the spectre of Clown on Clown violence...

Some folks just hate clowns, and there's just nothing you can do to change their minds...They even have the audacity to run a site that purports to love clowns...

But when it's all said and done, most are freaks and deserve to be carted off to jail!

I leave you with the picture that started it all - Me and my little roller angels during Solstice in Santa Barbara.

For more lunacy, go check out the Gunstar and Cardinal.

Be seeing you!


Posted by DNACowboy at 05:53 3 comment(s)
Wednesday December 29, 2004
Well look who's here .....
Category: Cool Linkdumps

well good morning everyone !!!!! Bruce here, the new kid on the block, at least here at coolios. I HOPE that the readers here know how to use the comments section use it and abuse it...I'll comment back atcha...one with some links....
wtf...coin operated electric wheelchair might not be a bad idea.
ever been to a party and alot of the people use the bottles as ashtray's??? well here's the answer.
this is an old advert called AA but it's still cool.
want or need some snow ??????? ( come to my house ) here's something you can buy or make SG4-LED
well nuff for now...have 2 other blog's to take care of here and here Later people and please remember to comment .


Posted by at 15:01 10 comment(s)
Part Time
Category: Cool Linkdumps

I haven't posted here in awhile. Been too busy with my uberBitch site and everything else around the holidays. I have come to the conclusion that I will only be posting here parttime from now on. With all the other great posters here, no one will actually miss my posts. If you do, then go on over to my site uberBitch. Happy Holidays everyone and have a great new years! Get drunk, fuck you brains out and be stupid merry!!!

Let's get drunk!

Teletubbies get Fucked - the game

15 ways to kill the bedroom myth

Dangers and Disappointments of Pornography. Sure....whatever...

wtf? the pornography plague is destroying our society. I think NOT!

Fish Fucking - the Game

That's it for me...check out my site if you want. Later...and cheers!



Posted by Naomi at 00:23 12 comment(s)
Monday December 27, 2004
All Over
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Thongs...ooooh soooo sexy....well it made me chuckle...

Wise words...

Verb for Shoe...is this for real..?

Speaking of shoes...grab a fab four pair...

Happy Near Future...I'm completely have no idea wtf this is all about...

I'll get up tomorrow...

Huh..?

I have a degree with honours from this place...SNAFU UNI...

Remember guys the only cool skidmarks are left by cars or motorbikes...hehe...

Best of the Web 2004...what no Coolios..?

Breath taking photography...

Merry $%^&*(...ing Christmas...

Always ask someone you love before putting it in your mouth...tooo bloody funny...


Been a tough sad few weeks for old Flip...without Coolio...Naomi ...DNA Cowboy and a you lot for the emails and messages of support...I would have gone under a long time ago..thankyou from the bottom of my heart...I really mean that...it's nice to know you ain't alone in this massively mad world of ours...grab me at The Flophouse...to see what it's all been about...thanks again and hold the one you love tighter than ever...


Posted by Flip at 16:04 3 comment(s)
Saturday December 25, 2004
Christmas Day links
Category: Cool Linkdumps

I hope you all are having a great time with family and friends today and enjoying a very Merry Christmas!

Here's a few links for killing a little time if you're playing with new toys or are bored out of your eye sockets dealing with dain bramaged children and aunts and uncles...

Not everyone deals well with Christmas. Sometimes, you experience rebellion! Courtesy of Mucho Sucko. And check out this bizarre anime porno. Both [NSFW]

Not everyone loves Christmas...

How 'bout Christmas Horror Films! Santa and Reindeer and blood, oh my!

Christmas hangover cures. Not that you'd overdo it...

Finally, Christmas Party Games...

And without getting too far into it, remember why we celebrate Christmas in the first place and give some love to the friends and family who make your life worth living!

For myself, I'd like to wish a Merry Christmas to the men and women stuck over in the Gulf right now. To the soldiers in the 11th MEU, the 1st ID and 82nd Airborne in Iraq, and JTF 76 and Phoenix in Afghanistan, I hope you get rotated out and home as humanly possible!

Merry Christmas All!

For more, go see Gunstar 141 and the Cardinal.


Posted by DNACowboy at 05:06 2 comment(s)
Friday December 24, 2004
Christmas Eve magic...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Christmas is a busy time for us all. Obligations to family, friends and loved ones and the expectations that come with it and such can make this a very stressful time of the year. I do my level best to avoid as much of that as possible, and try to be thankful for the truly incredible people in my life. And drink heavily.

I do want to thank Coolio and the gang for letting me come on board and play and for all of you who read my posts! The comments, good and sometimes bad, are why I'm here. And Sarah, as a mea culpa, I do apologize for jumping on you for speaking your mind. You were absolutely right, and were simply expressing your opinion, as is your right.

Anyways, here are some cool links for Christmas! And remember, New Year's Eve, is right around the corner!

Oh dear! Tramp o Claus is coming to town! [LSFW]

You can't go wrong with FHM's 12 Honey's of Christmas!

Check out Flip's Christmas Heave post and the links of the day on the Flophouse!

As the king of randomness, I like to pick odd things. The Google results of Christmas in Vegas.

And because I like to keep up with my friends, I wanted to find out what Darth Vader was doing for Christmas. Here's what I found...

And what would Christmas be without a couple of lipstick lesbians toying with a candystick or a Christmas Orgy? And a full gallery of Christmas related porn for you to deck the halls with...[NSFW]

May you have a very Merry Christmas!

For more postings, check out the Gunstar and Cardinal...


Posted by DNACowboy at 18:45 0 comment(s)
Thursday December 23, 2004
Coolio's on his new home
Category: News about Coolio

Ok, if you are able to read this post it means that you found us on our new server and hosting. Yesterday we have been forced, rather urgently to get our sites down at the old (sponsored) hosting in the Netherlands.

Thanks to the incredible job of my closest friends, who i would like to thank enormously, we managed to set up and transfer both Coolio's and Coolio's babelog to our new hosting (which we bought 1 week ago) in exactely 24 hours. Coolio's both weblogs are currently hosted on his own new home : a P4 3Ghz processor with unlimited bandwith. Hope this server can handle the daily traffic of around 80.000 happy Coolians.

Let the show go on !


Posted by Coolio at 21:31 6 comment(s)
Wednesday December 22, 2004
Acronyms, Acronyms...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

I’ve spent a good portion of my life with folks who speak in TLA's and a language of riddles. If you don’t know the code, that jibber-jabber they're spouting could very well be them reminiscing about ordering a cheeseburger in Aramaic for all you know.

Between working with folks in the military/government, the tech sector and financial services, I’m quite surprised that I can still speak complete words and sentences sometimes. Pay attention to it and you’ll be amazed how many acronyms and contractions pepper your speech.

Anyways, I figured I’d have some fun with the first five that came to mind, (no need to psychoanalyze, thanks…)

N.E.R.D. – The super group, (No one Ever Really Dies) of Pharrell Williams, Chad Hugo and Shay have put out some seriously block-rockin’ beats. As an aside, check out this other page that came up from checking up on NERD on Google.

M.I.L.F. – Mothers I’d Like to Fuck! Hot older women truly can rock your world. There are an abundance of sites to hit, if you want more, but I like the original…[NSFW]

S.N.A.F.U. – This was meant to be a good joke site, but turned out to have a pretty interesting anti-war site. By the way, SNAFU means Situation Normal, All Fucked-Up…

A.D.I.D.A.S. – One of Korn’s best song is off of Life is Peachy. All Day I Dream About Sex! How true!

F.U.B.A.R. – Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. Google it and you get this site...

This is a random one I found that’s just too good not to post – International Anti-Corruption Day! And to think I missed because I really was doing something naughty…

And as an added gift, at no cost to you or your family, the acronym finder! A cool resource for those rotten TLA's that you have no clue about!

Go see Gunstar 141 and the Cardinal for additional adventures in the 8th dimension...

Be seeing you!


Posted by DNACowboy at 05:32 0 comment(s)
Tuesday December 21, 2004
Toss off a cheerleader today..!
Category: Cool Linkdumps

A little late...but here's Florida's voting software in action...

Santa...Sled...Tree...Death...not for the kiddies...hehe...

Ever wanted to toss off a cheerleader..?

This will have you walking in circles...one of those annoying click and go puzzlers...

One for the flyboys and girls amongst us...flight deck simulator...

Any idea what's wrong with this picture..?

Send a personalized Christmas song to the one you love or hate...preview is free...aaaah sweeeet...(me pukes)...

Speaking of yuletide tunes...this one seems a better bet...hehe...[LSFW]

Another oldie I found in my online bookmarks...the karma sutra snowman...

The Gallery of Unfortunate Christmas Cards...

MSNBC's year in pictures...

Game on...Red Bull Air Race...and Mad Axeman Santa...

Great blog this...Query Letters...awful script pitches sent to a Hollywood agent...too funny...

So what kind of drunk are you...? (I came out alcoholic...hehe)...


Catcha


Posted by Flip at 10:45 5 comment(s)
Monday December 20, 2004
Monday Merriment
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Unseen footage of Coolio and friends having a jam session...muhahahahaaa...

Now that's a Christmas tree...

Thirsty..? Hack a coke machine...remember kids...stealing isn't funny...hehe...

My secret Christmas name is...Gorgeous Bunny-Tinker...huh..?

Oh Santa won't you bring me some boobies..!

Diamonds are a girl's best friend...

Boy oh Boy...Give me a weapon of mass affection...I really hope this is a paraody...

OUCH!!!!! Never run from a police dog...warning men and those of a nervous disposition shouldn't click the link...hehe...[NSFW]

Kenetic sculptures...moving...

Miss Digital World...gotta say Katy at the top is a honey...hooohaah..! I know I know I'm a sad git...

Some great shots of kids scared of Santa...(via New Links)...

Man I am now officially in love...[NSFW]

Wife School...if only...hehe...


Catcha


Posted by Flip at 11:17 8 comment(s)
Things I’d like to do before I die…
Category: Cool Linkdumps

My trip to New Orleans was incredible! The Big Easy, for a number of reasons, is one of those places that everyone should visit before they die. And that got me thinking about other places I’d like to visit, things I’d like to do, etc., before the Big Check Out.

Here’s some of mine…

Fuck a pornstar – Just something I’d like to check off of the list. Asia Carrera and Jenteal would be my pics to be ponygirls! [LSFW]

Backseat an F-18 – When I was younger, I was planning on joining the Air Force and becoming a fast mover. Color blindness killed that dream. But I still feel that need for speed…Courtesy of Totally Crap.

Own my own bar/nightclub – I think every guy does, at some point want beer and waitresses on tap…

Again, under the need for speed category, since I’ll probably never run an F1 race, I’d at least like to do the Paris to Dakar rally!

Go on a drinking binge with Hunter S. Thompson, author of one of my favorite books ever, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas!

Finally, before I kick, I’d like to become a Duke, or Earl, or Marquis or some such before I die, to pass on a royal legacy. I’ll probably have to cheat a bit...

What's on your list to do before you you shuffle off the mortal coil?

Take a run over to Gunstar 141 and Cardinal Sin for more adventure and please comment!

Be Seeing You!


Posted by DNACowboy at 00:24 4 comment(s)
Sunday December 19, 2004
Your Sunday er Carol...
Category: Xtra-Cool Clip

Oooo Cum All Ye Faithful


Posted by Flip at 10:06 3 comment(s)
Saturday December 18, 2004
This Time Next Week It'll All Be Over...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Purile...tasteless...I love it...Santa's overdone the beans...

If you think the internet is the future...think again...Phrenicea...

Chesnuts roasting on an open fire...on ya desktop...

No womb at the inn...oops sorry...

Some great song parodies for your listening pleasure...

WTF..?!!!!!

One for our German visitors methinks...and ya granny...David Hasslehoff's latest publicity stunt...sad sad so very very sad...

Looks like rain dear...

Top of my Christmas wish list...hehe...

Just remember drinking and driving is pretty stupid...to say the least...

Dreaming of a white Christmas...even in say somewhere hot..?

Could this be the celebrity Flip fan club..?

100 things every man should know...apparently...


Catcha


Posted by Flip at 08:03 5 comment(s)
Friday December 17, 2004
Feeling Festive Yet..?
Category: Cool Linkdumps

The Whitehouse...Barney's view...

Game on...I love this...Nordic Skiing...

I'm Dreaming of a White Trash Christmas...

Are you stuck in a BS job..? Find out here...

Oh Come all Ye Faithful Coolios Gang...make a carol...

Still on the festive theme...Speedy Santa...

One more...Ugly Christmas Lights...

Maybe a repost...but guaranteed to make you laugh...well it does me and boy do I need to laugh...hehe...

Everyone else has had more sex than me...fact...

She Frickin Blocked Me...sad but true...

Grand Theft Auto...a Christian approach...

The gift for the lady who has everything..? [NSFW]

Hieneken Holiday Hoax...

Maybe if I'd read this I'd still have a wife...hehe...only joking ladies...honest...


Posted by Flip at 11:10 3 comment(s)
Thursday December 16, 2004
Don't shake...snog..!
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Bungee sex anyone..? I'd no doubt put my back out...[NSFW]

The queen of spam..?

Nice piece of 3d visualisation...

White Men Can't Jump..? Think again...

Need to send an email attachment of up to a gig..?

Tips to speed up Win XP...nice...and some of those hidden applications...

Santarchy and moshing Santa...

Shaking hands spreads more germs than kissing...here's the proof...let's all snog..!

The crocodile hunter appears to have a rival...er...not...not suitable for those of a squeamish disposition...

Is this the worst Nascar crash ever..?

Christmas trees in England to be replaced by crashed cars...

Christine Aguliera releases a Christmas album...hehe...or ho ho ho...[NSFW]

The Fab Four at their funniest...

The all time Christmas movie...It's a Wonderful Life...with bunnies...

Catcha


Posted by Flip at 12:37 3 comment(s)
Wednesday December 15, 2004
You better watch out...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

You better not cry, you better hide your drugs and porn, I'm telling you why...

I saw Mommy fucking Santa Claus - A short story[LSFW]

Christmas is the celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. And he's got a few things to say to you...[LSFW]

Santa brought you something naughty this year..

Looking for a costume so you can dress up as a naughty Santa or Mistress Claus?

And this year, it seems, Santa has some new Helpers...

Well, that's all for now. Visit the Cardinal and Gunstar if you will and have a great hump day! 10 more days until X-Mas! If you're stumped on ideas, try here...


Posted by DNACowboy at 07:25 3 comment(s)
Tuesday December 14, 2004
Any Ladies Want a Flip for Christmas..? (hehe)
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Top ten Bit Torrent sites...you didn't get this off me ....right..!

Google gets suggestive...

Game on...time for a break by the pool...

Emergency Boobies...man do I need them right now...[NSFW]

Bust...literally...

My Christmas dinner this year will be a lonely business...me and a bottle of scotch I guess..elsewhere in the world...

Forget the scotch...maybe this would put the smile back on my face...

Never snows in my town...

As desperate as I am...if I found this in my xmas stocking I'd puke...[NSFW]

My recently seperated wife has suggested I get a new life or hobby...none of these seem to interest me though...hehe...

Totally in the dark on this link...

Hello...f**k..!

There's something quite beautiful about kidney stones...honest...

Now that's what I call a car pool...

Censored cartoons...many thanks to my great mates over at New Links...


Posted by Flip at 20:36 0 comment(s)
Fresh content...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

In an effort to placate my critic and as the terms of my probation, the Cowboy will post some content the likes of which NO ONE has ever seen before. Unless you have Google, or have been to the site before or your synapses misfire like mine...

Due to my recent return to the workforce, I think it only appropriate to give you an Office Pranks post.

Hey Smurfette, you naughty little blue badgirl, is this you?

Yes, there is a WTF.com and it is a deranged chat...

Need to seriously screw off and waste some time on MMOPG's? Click here

Remember Kevin Mitnick? He's got a book coming out in February 2005 which should be a VERY interesting read...

And finally, take a walk over to the Bad Girls Blog and see what you find! My bet is that you will enjoy yourself![LSFW]

That's it for me! For more, go see the Gunstar 141 and Cardinal!

Be seeing you!


Posted by DNACowboy at 04:13 0 comment(s)
Monday December 13, 2004
Things I'd rather be doing than go to work...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Well, I'm finally a member of the workforce again, so it means that I too have to face the evil nemesis that is Monday!

First of all, I'd like to spend the day in bed with almost any any of the beauties on Coolio's Babelog.[LSFW]

Second, I'd like to abduct the Uber and Monique from work and go drinking and carousing with them!

Or maybe I'll round up some of the boys, such as the Goose, the boys over at Fu-Qtoo, Convict and maybe a couple of other reprobates and head out and act badly!

Or just hop on one of these, point myself in a direction and ride...

But most likely, I'll end up going to work and having a day that ends with me thinking about doing something like this...[LSFW]

I wish you the best and brightest for this Monday and this week! For more things to piss away your time, go visit the Cardinal and Gunstar 141. And I do apologize, but I'm most likely not going to have internet access most of the day, so I'll have to comment later!

Be seeing you!


Posted by DNACowboy at 04:50 7 comment(s)
Sunday December 12, 2004
Jiggle Bells....
Category: Xtra-Cool Link

Advent Calendar for the Boys....[LSFW]


Posted by Flip at 18:29 3 comment(s)
Wrapping up the Alphabet
Category: Cool Linkdumps