glad you all liked the other game....sooooo here's another one I took from my stable of games
Hope you enjoy this one like you did the last one
For more games come see me at this place and I'll get my game page back up ......Bruce

I do hate leaving my favorite love, the Weekend, behind to go back to that cruel and harsh mistress, the Workweek. I liken it to being in the arms of a lover that makes your pulse race and blood boil, then having to go back to a frigid hosfrau. One fires your passion and gives you a reason to live. The other, well...

Anyway, we are back in the week, a new month is on the horizon and there's a plethora of possibilities...

The Smoking Gun always has great stuff, and this week is no exception! For Oscar week, the Gun has a Hooray for Hollywood post which is outstanding!

A kinda cool page on dream interpretation...

I make no bones about getting a kick out of loving conpiracy and paranoia - The Above Top Secret page is a doozy!

One piece of conspiracy that I do track is the progress of DCS 1000 program, better known as Carnivore. This is an FBI program to domestically? monitor ISP traffic. And in fairness, here are the FBI's statements on the program and their justifications. Personally, I don't like my privacy, in any form, invaded. Don't think anyone does...

I'd thought that some of the names in the old XFL were good, but the Arena Football league has some doozies too! The New Orleans Voodoo! The New York Dragons! The Las Vegas Gladiators! Te Salutimus Morituri!

And a question for you, the loyal viewing audience - What is your favorite sports team name?

And finally, for some cool time wasters, check out these free games! [NSFW]

Have a great week! If you'd like to Get your Gun on and be Led into Temptation, click here and here.

The prison song......hey convict...look it's bubba

well.....looks like I'm back to sheep

Don't you just love the snow...Don't think this guy likes it much

spear toss...fun game....beat this...510.98

helps women, stop smoking program

A plan to pull a voodoo on an ex backfires when she attempts to do so while he is at a bar... a classic!!

THE COMPLETE AND UTTER IDIOT'S GUIDE TO MAKING A BALONEY SANDWICH.

Ready for Lunch? Good! Let's begin!

We're going to start our journey by assuming that you already possess each of the individual items you'll be needing to make this sandwich. It's a bit of a stretch, I know, but Lord knows we don't have time to take you shopping.

Make sure to come see these other sites for more...Here and this one for something a little ....hell alot more sexy

Poor Miss Hilton

If I started counting the ways, I'd be here for quite a while. Just wanted to do my duty and give y'all some links to have fun with before I toddle off to debauch for the rest of the weekend. My excuse this weekend is that I'll be hoisting quite a few to my favorite Doctor of Gonzo Journalism who recently passed. I'm sure that you can come up with something that will work for you...

A repost from Cardinal Sin, but I like it - Which Historical Lunatic are you? I, my friends and countrymen, am Gaius Caeser Germanicus, better known as Caligula!

My man Flip found this incredible gallery called the Gigapxl project. Check it!

Creamy has a post on the new and improved Springfield - For Gay Lovers!

They've been around for a while and I still love 'em - The Lords of Acid. The site also has a pretty cool sounds gallery. Remember Rough Sex and I Sit on Acid?

And because it's always important to look after your health, I suggest that all the men out there take this vision test I found over at Badgers.

And finally, as I am the DNA Cowboy, I'd like to give you a couple of pony girls to ride into the weekend with. Click here and here for two of my favorite little saddle comrades! Thanks to Malicious and the Uber, respectively. All [NSFW]

Alright, now I'm off. For more of the same types of naughtiness, go Get your Gun on and be Led into Temptation here and here.

And if you REALLY want to see some talent, do check out the incredible Coolio's Babelog! Some damn fine women to feast your eyes upon! [NSFW]

Firstly...a few from the master himself Coolio...

Snotty Expert...yuk!!!

Bike jump goes badly wrong...

You wait all day and two come along at once...

A wannabe Ossie Osbourne...ouch..!

Watch that wrist snap...

Definitely a Coolio style game...when are you next ski-ing mate..?

Over to me......literally...red wine and snow do not mix.!!

Notice anything odd in this picture..? [LSFW]

Lord of the Rings Gay Bar re-mix...hehe...

Ever wanted to spank a red indian chief's ass..? (via Lankarkiv)

The Muppets get down to it froggy style..MOST DEFINITELY...[NSFW]

Mate you need help...[LSFW]

He's not the only one who's gone to the dogs...

The Young Man's Book of Amusements..brilliant..(via Look at This...get over there quick there's a prize to be won)...

Catcha......I shall be flopping...perving and oggling...all are...[NSFW]

COOLIOS BABES...MAGNIFICO!!!

Ever wanted to hook up a vibrator to your X-Box controller..?

What do you get when you cross a Kalashnikov magazine and an MP3 player..? Girl in bikini...

More superb photoshopping...this week real life cubed...

Lets test your sex scene knowledge...

Game on...Risky Whisky...

A little boy...a cat and a lollipop...weird...

A message from the Pope...man I'm going to hell...again...

When PCs fight back...hehe...

More exclusive home movie footage of Coolio's last trip to the mountains...muhahahahaa...

Won't be much snow around if this is to be believed..(me looks out the window...yup UK is covered in snow)...

I have found this type of voyeurism quite relaxing this past couple of days...anyone smell fish..?

I've got this...and I see ***** everywhere....ouch....

Catcha......and yup I'll mostly be lying on my back seeing stars...[NSFW]

COOLIOS BABES...STUNNING

law and order coloring book....graphic...if you color it that way
New vw bus...this would be really cool
I feel like doing this sometimes
I found something that makes me want to stay in bed...forever
her momma had a sence of humor
it could be your lucky day
tabasco sause
never allow someone near you with a camera under hypnosis
lots more like this here
and if you like it a little more sexy, alot more really, here

Having a really great three day weekend makes you feel like you have a new lease on life! It's really nice to have that extra day to be naughty and act badly! It also doesn't hurt to have a naughty little partner in crime to spend the weekend with! Thanks Kelya!

And now that we're back into the pit, here's some links to get you goin'...

Hunter S. Thompson died this weekend. The author of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and a number of other classics, he was one of my favorite authors and an inspiration to anyone who has made a career of pushing the envelope. I posted an Ode to a Mercenary to the infamous Gonzo!

Nice and utterly bizzare - Rats on Cocaine, via Highfly in Space. [LSFW]

Ah, this takes me back to my mispent youth something fierce! Wicked Wanda via the Badger! [LSFW]

And because of the very naughty things I did this weekend, I felt the need to confess my sins...

And if you'd like to Get your Gun on and be Led into Temptation, click here and here...

And do remember to visit the incredible Coolio's Babes! Truly Man's tribute to women!

Be seeing you!

Talk about your favourite celeb...with other..ahem...fans...(stalkers?)...

Don't spit..swallow...tips and things...[LSFW]

Too cute...Josh and Susan's big date...all together now...aaaaaaaaahhh...

Huge collection of French movie posters...

Now this I like...the Associated Press TV Library...

Thinking about destroying the earth..? It's harder than you think...

Master lock combination cracking...you didn't get this from me...

You just have to feel sorry for this guy...er...not...hehe...

To busy "questing" to eat...no worries...

The photography of Chad Michael Ward...[NSFW]...via Creamy's...

Blog Watch...this is a great idea...The Versus Page...and the ahem...gorgeous Bunny Burrow...(I keep playing the flattery game...well I can imagine it's her... hehe)...

Is that bubble gum or parrot shit..?

I don't get out enough...the hottest DJs...hooohaah...

Catcha......I'll mostly be here...here...and...here...all are...[NSFW]

COOLIOS BABES...INCREDIBLE!!!

Jacko's Favourite Things

I know most of you are not NASCAR fans or can't even get it,to bad...sucks to be you...hahaha just teasing
this is for DNA...he loves these
if you think you've had to much to drink at the pub you are right I'm sure, and if you get pulled over here's the new test you'll recive I can only hope I never get that drunk.
Like I alway's say when you see an opportunity....take it
the people at Bud Light Beer have alway's been behind us men...here's a little history......Bud light history

I knew there was something funny about succer
A scientist has come up with a musical condom that gets louder as the sex gets more vigorous.
This is a cool video. It is a real underground nuclear weapon test.
angling for chickens, a new off season sport
for more of this type of humor and links visit here and for something alot more sexy go here
Later all....Bruce

Unbeknownst to me until earlier Friday morning, I have Monday off! Therefore I feel a field trip to down South, (and most probably to my frontal lobes...), are just what the Doctor, (Jeckyl), ordered...

Did you know that Iguanas have two penises? These and other useless trivia, courtesy of Dribbleglass.

Because of lingering dain bramage, I don't remember if Flip posted this here or on the Flophouse, but it deserves a repost - Flying Puppet, a very cool gallery!

And even if it's got Keanu as the protaganist, I'm still down to see Constantine. And the reason is that it was a really cool graphic novel...

Another repost from days of future's past - The Devil's Dictionary

And because before too long, the End of Days will be here - Which survivor of the impending nuclear apocalypse are you? And while you're at it, why not check to see if you're damned?

And, of course, if you should feel the urge to Get your Gun on or be Led into Temptation, click here and here.

There is life on Mars...maybe...

Meanwhile Michelle Alves has caught me eye...[LSFW]

I have absolutely no idea why this makes me laugh...

Nice photographic site...

Anyone want a GMail acount..? I got fifty!!! Drop me a line...flipflop (at) gmail.com...no worries...

The shame of being an 18-something virgin...

Game on...Sabrina in the North Pole...

My hero's medical history...

Upload pics of your wife or girlriend...[NSFW]

Wanna game of pool..?

Anyone want to be my wingwoman..? Seriously...no really....more than willing to show a photo of myself...

Meanwhile the Japanese girls invade the US...

Say Hi! Across the world...

Meanwhile over in Estonia...

Catcha......do help me out an pop over to here...here...and here...thanks...all are [NSFW]

COOLIOS BABES...AWESOME

Use a mobile phone..? Worried about a brain tumor..? You need ARSEWIPE...

Now that's a booze chest...

Help this sad dude find his lost goblin...

Under water gnome garden is a deadly threat...(honest)...

Game on...Missile Warning...

I think I might move to Italy...Everyone's Having Sex But You...and me...

Hand and a circular saw...outcome..? Not for the faint hearted...

Quick guide to British slang...though to be honest no-one sez "cheerio" anymore...do they..?

The Quest for the Rest...nice...

Put File...handy free upload and host for movies and pics...sadly porn not allowed...

Better sex for married couples...muhahahahaaa...

Google hacks...Government eyes only official documents...you didn't get this from me...

He's hung like a horse..! I want your sperm...[LSFW]

So how do you go to the toilet in space..? The whole site is pretty cool...

Blogwatch...I only got one Valentine Card and it came from the stunningly gorgeous...intelligent and all round dream woman Crystal...man I need to move over the pond...and check out Sandra's Squirt Blog...breathtaking...though certainly...[NSFW]

Catcha......find me...here...here...and of course...here...

COOLIOS BABES...AWESOME

If I had a cellphone I would programme your heartbeat as a ringtone...can I come on your face now?

As I'm pretty much a permanent bachelor, (as I've found that I'm just NOT good boyfriend/husband material because of a lack of patience and willingness to give up my free time...), V-D isn't as painful for me.

On the occassions when I have had a good partner in crime, it's usually pretty nice. When I've been with the few ball-busters that I've managed to go out with, Valentine's Day can be a pretty costly, aggrevating experience. Probably why they didn't last long.

That aside, if you have someone you love, then hug them like you're a Grizzly, kiss them like you're breathing new life into them and fuck them like you may never get the chance again! And for God's sake, tell them you LOVE 'em!

One of the good things about V-D is that it's a legitimate reason for men to ogle lingerie models!

And because I've had a shrew of a French girlfriend before, I thought slap the French Bitch over at Badger's site was pretty funny!

If the words fail to come, then click here for love poems and quotes!

And if you've fucked up and totally forgotten that it's V-D tomorrow, buy yourself some time - Say that you have a weekend love getaway planned! I used to pull this off when I lived in Lost Angels. I'd head up to the Biltmore in Santa Barbara with my love of the moment and fuck, walk along the beach and abuse room service. You do what you need to do...

And if it's simple revenge you want, then a fecalgram will work! Ewwwww!

And to the women that I love, the incomparable and incredible Uber, the naughty and wonderful Badgirl and the Missing-in-Action Monique, I give you a heartfelt kiss and a dozen roses!

Hope you all have a great V-Day! And if you haven't had enough and want to be Led into Temptation or you just gotta get your Gun on, then click here and here.

Remember the pitbull story I did....well....I Gotta bad feeling about this one.....This was sent to me by a reader...no name, no message ...just this link, I was going to ignore it until I startes reading about it........you do the same....
Let's get ready to rumbleeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

clicky on this

This morning my cereal had yet another set of tips to a healthy life and body. It's like the makers of cereal know that everyone who buys them is a lazy and unhealthy bastard. Anyway, let me go through the tips with you. They're written down in a handy list so it wouldn't get complicated. Thank you Kellog's.

One breakfast with this cereal. Well duh, I didn't buy the damn thing just to read the box.
Two complete and nutricious meals. Being the lame couch patato I am, I don't need as much nutrients as normal, hard-working people. So a few pizzas a day will give me all the energy I need to walk to the fridge and back.
Three dairy products. Mayonaise is made of eggs, so that's a dairy product right?
Four pleasures to enjoy with moderation. What the fuck does this even mean?
Five fruits and vegetables. There's this purple looking stuff inside my favorite cookies. Purple is a fruit (yes I stole that joke from The Simpsons). Screw the vegetables, I'm already doing half of this tip.
Six glasses of water. Beer is like 95% water or something. I don't know how many beers that would be to get to 6 glasses because I can't fit 95% of a bottle in a glass to compare (did that even make any sense at all?), but just to be on the safe side I'm drinking a dozen a day.

So there, according to my cereal box I'm a pretty healthy boy after all. Thanks again for the good start of the day Kellog's!
40 mistakes men have while having sex with women
Try to keep the stick of dynamite in the air as long as possible. Or don't, whatever you prefer.
don't forget to come see me here and here

Got any childhood memories of your own you'd like to share? Knock yourself out!
in the comments area........Bruce

So...which fantasy sci fi character are you..?

Bored..? Got a hamster..? How to check if it's a male...hehe...

Bad news ladies...chocolate is under threat...

Ever wondered what that rocker is hiding in his pants..? The rock star penis chart...

An oldie but a goldie...bungee fishing...

The random heart maker...screw Valentines day I say...sorry but I'm sad lonely and bitter...hehe...

Speaking of that sryupy sick inducing day...Fuck Valentines Day...more over at The Flophouse...[NSFW]

Game on...can you help Houdini escape..?

A virtual tour of Mordor...

Clientcopia...or dumbass things your clients say...

Experiments with a microwave...

Forget breast implants...chew this gum...hehe...

Catcha.....I'll be here...here and here...[NSFW]

COOLIOS BABES... AWESOME

So...which fantasy sci fi character are you..?

Bored..? Got a hamster..? How to check if it's a male...hehe...

Bad news ladies...chocolate is under threat...

Ever wondered what that rocker is hiding in his pants..? The rock star penis chart...

An oldie but a goldie...bungee fishing...

The random heart maker...screw Valentines day I say...sorry but I'm sad lonely and bitter...hehe...

Speaking of that sryupy sick inducing day...Fuck Valentines Day...more over at The Flophouse...[NSFW]

Game on...can you help Houdini escape..?

A virtual tour of Mordor...

Clientcopia...or dumbass things your clients say...

Experiments with a microwave...

Forget breast implants...chew this gum...hehe...

Catcha.....I'll be here...here and here...[NSFW]

People often wonder What Would Jesus Do?, and I know that we're just as curious about What Would Jenna Do?, but I think there's a deranged cross-section of folks out there wondering what the hell I'd do...

And the answer is simple. Act Badly. Yes, Act Badly. To paraphrase and rip off P.J. O'Rourke, if I have a choice between doing something nice or doing something naughty that would make my mother cry, then I'll gravitate towards the naughty every time. As the scorpion said to the frog, it's in my nature...

Anyways, here's some links to help you get through the day...

First, you must check out this outstanding video I found over at Convict's - a new rendition of Natalia Imbruglia's Torn.

Some may ride, most probably don't, and I really don't care - Ducati Babes, courtesy of Creamy!

And over at Attu's, I found the teaser for a VERY scary movie, George W. Bush, Episode II.

From Kontraband, the Official Euro 2004 England Song. Badger, pay attention!

And it's only a couple of weeks until the 2005 F1 season kicks off! GO BMW!

That's all for now! I'm off to do bad things to bad people. If you'd like to go and get your Gun on, or want to be Led into Temptation, click here and here.

The World Press Photo Awards 2004...bit sombre...

Read the book..? Waiting for the movie..? All a load of hype..? Play the game...The Davinci Code...

Insects are dangerous...especially the sculptures...

Let's all clickety click to give food to the Tsunami victims...

Just in case you ever wondered just how popular your name was in the last century...

Snowflurry seems a little upset...gotta admire Dax for his comic timing with HUH..?

Did someone say free desktop babes..?

I can't believe I spent nearly half an hour trying to win a goldfish...

Anyone see the studio lights..? Last man on the moon...nice...

Blogwatch...Southern Man...brilliant portrayal of a lonely guy on Valentines Day (I hear ya mate)...and a good friend Angie's Weird Ideas...

Speaking of Valentines Day...Mr Creepy's cards...and every one of these appeals to me...Anti Valentine...

Talk about a hotel with a sea-view...man