I usually don't post during the week because of time constraints, but it looks like I'm the only one of the pack that is right now. Today's will be short because of time constraints, so I'm just going to link dump the usual suspects to give you some content to take a look at. My fellow partners in crime...

Flip - The man, the myth, the legend! Check out the Flophouse, Etherus and All Nudes, his sites, as well as Hunk Heaven, which he does with another partner... [NSFW]

Uberbitch Naomi - Now that she's started posting pictures, she's just driving all the young boys buck wild! Do go see the Uber's site, because it truly is a walk on the wild side.

Bruce - the man behind Netlitter, and another contributor. Links, commentary, you'll get the Full Monty from Bruce.

And finally, if your senses haven't overloaded, I can help you Get your Gun on and Lead you into Temptation here and here.

Finally, to see some of the hottest women on the planet, do check out Coolio Doggy's one of a kind Babes page! [NSFW]

Hopefully one of the other delinquints will post something of more substance, but this should tide you over.

If you look out on the horizon, you can see that sexy temptress, the Weekend, beckoning! With seductive promises of delinquint adventure as well as rest and relaxation, we still have to get through another couple of work days to see her alluring charms! Tease! I'll have my way with you yet, you brazen strumpet!

Can you really ever get enough of Dilbert?

Ministry is my kind of religion! Lard is by far my favorite side project, with the Revolting Cocks a close second!

Technoccult - Leave your masterpiece unfinished!

And finally, from TTR2's blog, an important post on the benefits of boobs to your ocular health! [NSFW]

And finally, the Onion, America's finest news source has an interesting infographic on Information Thieves

Mmm, that's it! Now I bid thee adieu! Comment, (please), then if you'd still like more, go and Get your Gun on and/or be Led into Temptation here and here.

Put a fork in the weekend and prepare to get down in it! The week is here and we now have a five day countdown until playtime. Makes me wish I was back in school full time and could just blow off Monday classes if the mood didn't strike me. Which it often didn't. Waking up before Noon was heresy! Ah, for the good old days...

But they are past and we are here, now! Hope your week goes swimmingly and that this week, work isn't just a job, but an adventure!

The Blind Wino's creed - truly words to live by!

Back in my wayward youth, (a week ago?), one of my favorite comics was Grimjack. Looks like he's coming back from the dead...

So wrong, but SOOO funny! From Badger, a compelling arguement for anal sex! [NSFW]

Geek time! A directory of web page country extensions

And just for the sheer perversity of it all, I give you the Rob Halford website. Rock the fuck on!

Finally, if you haven't been, get your butt over to Coolios truly awe-inspiring Babes page. It really is Man's Tribute to Women and a DAMN fine page! [NSFW]

And do comment! Good, bad, indifferent, tell us what you like, don't like, hate, whatever. But feedback is our coin and we wants to get PAID!

And for more lost wanderings in the Lunatic Fringe, go on and Get your Gun on and be Led into Temptation here and here.

Be seeing you!

Nobody's gonna slow me down... A little bit of inspiration from AC/DC's classic Highway to Hell! Welcome to the weekend! Happens 52 times a year and I love each and every occurence! Freedom of thought, action and deed! Do watcha like! And I hope you do to the fullest extent possible without running afoul of local law enforcement...

Like a little dress up? Check out Surabaya Jane's post - Dressed to Tease! [NSFW]

I'm sure everyone has seen it, but for those who haven't, Joker Inc's outstanding post on the Reason to Use a Condom.

My new link partner over at Gunstar is Malice Central, and here's a great post on the lost 21 things NOT to say to a wife or girlfriend...

Mmm, Kontraband has a great post on naughty girls that will hypnotize you! [LSFW]

Finally, I'd like to be a better man and simply wish Goosie every happiness with his newest love. But I'm not a better man, I'm the Cowboy and therefore am still bitter that that bastard has taken my Kate!

Finally, I'd like to wish everyone out there a Happy Easter! And happy belated birthday, Convict! May you get an early parole!

Kids, go out and play on your own now! Any good stories from Friday night or trouble you're going to get into tonight, post 'em on the comments.

And if you'd still like to Get your Gun on or be Led into Temptation, click here and here. And do check out Coolio's truly incredible Babes page!

Be Seeing You!

I seem to say no worries and hoohaah alot...annoying isn't it...maybe I need to increase my vocabulary...

Man now I really feel like a loser...if the world's smallest man can pull a hottie...there's hope for old Flip yet...maybe...

From the world's smallest man to the world's biggest dildo..and I don't mean me...hehe...waddya reckon Naomi...big enough..?

A couple of golden oldies for the new comers...I love finding old links online...Morningwood...aaah back in the day...

I'm a delicious doughnut who loves to sniff lesbians...apparently...

Get ya dutch caps ready guys (that's what they called them in my day)...anyway I can't spell diaphragm...Pregnancy The Game...

The Deflowering of the Bush...a homo erotica politcal paperback romance...film rights anyone..?

It's Convicts Birthday today......let's help him escape...

That's what you call a goalie's goal...soccer stuff for our American friends...

Definitely one for the Cowboy...flare Mav flare...hehe...Shockwings...

Now this should keep you busy over the holiday weekend...The Lab...

Oh man...Flip's gone all broody...to cute for words...

Mr Burgess doesn't want to send his kids to a f***ing Gay and Lesbian Transgender school...absolutely hilarious prank call...6 minutes long but worth it...I'm still laughing...

Catcha......btw...last night me and Kate Winslett got it on...hoohaah...film over at the Flophouse...hehe...

COOLIOS BABES - Yummy Easter Bunnies

Found Magazine...they er publish stuff they find...

Monkeys...they really have no shame...

Oh Lordy...game on...here in the UK we have a very dirty snack called Pot Noodle...gentlemen get ready to handle your erections...muhahahahhaaaaa...

Holy Shit!!! Flip's in love...When She's Hot...who cares about the aftershave who's the girl..?

Looks like a laugh if you're having a dinner party...the Talking Head Table...

Looking to wipe someone...somewhere or something out..? Suggest it to the madmen behind the Solar Death Ray...hehe...nice...

I hate bullies...especially ones that look like a cross between Diego Marradona and the dude from Chips...think he heard me...Ooops...Dna Get Ya Gun!!!

Get ready to lose a few hours...World Conquest...

Hide the Hotties...wish I had one to hide...

Ooops...I just spilt coffee on my webpage...worse still Mars is attacking Coolios...we're all doooooomed...brilliant...

Remember Where's Wally..? This is a little tougher...Where in the World is Hitler..? The Spice Girls one was pretty tough...

Checkout this new site on the web...My Buddies Girlfriend Sucks...wise words and nice site man...

Catcha...

COOLIOS BABES - Orgasmic...

The simply stunning world of Maria Budtova...

If Salvadore Dali had begun Coolios Babes...it would have been...duckykinkyelf.net...hehe...

Now that's what I call a games controller...Katana...

The fastest arcade gamer ever..?

What's your Popstrology sign..?

Easter Bunny off to the big house...

Wait Wear...nice girl fashion...

The robot urinal...for the really lazy men amongst us...

Re live all those lost hours long ago with the Spectrum Games Emulator...

Don't mess with the Iranian Womens Police...

Russian scientists have developed a new drug that prolongs drunkenness and enhances intoxication...more strange facts...

The history of the not so humble banana...

I came out as Apocalypse Now...worrying...what famous movie are you..?

The top 5 online scams...

These two guys helped me out of a tough time last night...thankyou both so very much...The Goose...and mmChronic...great sites and great mates...

Catcha...

Sorry About this link I have removed...First thing this morning it was fine...now it seems a nasty trojan was on there...Sorry for any inconvinience...and be assured this is the first time in almost a year of posting any of my links have led to something like this..thanks to the two of you for pointing it out...

The game with no name will test the patience of a saint...

More spoiler pictures from the next Star Wars movie...

Lift out of order again...don't fancy the stairs..? Try this...

Alta Vista really need to work on their advertising programme...just scroll down...

Dear Coca Cola...great stuff...

Bush really does have a thing for ahem head giving...

One of the safest games I've ever seen...The Collector...sweet...

Baseball's a dangerous sport...especially when you mix it with aeroplanes...

Beware US immigration if you make a living as a Blogger...strip searches appear the norm...WTF!!!!

The Babes of Lebanon Freedom...just how I like my women...political...pretty and as fiesty as hell...

Suffer from headaches..? Get ya haircut on Good Friday...pain free for a year...more...

Monty Python's Spamalot...the website...

Catcha......I'll be at home...naked and horny...(too much info?)...hehe...[NSFW]

COOLIOS BABES - Hot Eye Candy

Bruce Campbell - Army of Darkness! Great quote! With a weekend that got shot down like a A6M Zero trying to kamikazie a Task Force 77 carrier, I've got that feeling that the worst of the bad weather is past. I'm actually looking forward to the coming week! I'm starting a new job, the damage to my truck doesn't seem as bad as I thought and I've already got my three weeks vacation lined up with some banner fucking trips! Can you dig it? I know I sure as hell can!

With all that said, once more into the breach, lads!

A great story from Totally Crap about what sounds like an awesome VIP orgy. Where ARE the pictures?

Can you sell household cleaner with a bangin' techno backbeat? Check out this Kontraband post...

Pretty sure that it's not in the cards this years, but if the big lottery win comes through, I think an Aston Martin V-12 Vanquish might be in the cards. Nothing exceeds like excess...

Attu has a great post for United Package Smashers. As a former employee, I'm glad to see a site like this!

Finally, from Burning Camel, check out this gallery of the Hollyoaks Girls

We're into the week and I do wish you every success! If you'd like to Get your Gun on and/or be Led into Temptation this fine Monday, click here and here.

Be seeing you!

sorry for the infected link "BEER CHUG" as you can see its been taken down, I was told about it but did'nt relize thats what he was talking about [see comments] some times as loggers we don't or at least I don't go to the site just incert the link..my fault and from now on I will check it out first....again I'm sorry.....Bruce
The Top 100 This-and-Thats of the 20th Century

Motion Induced Blindness mine comes from Bud Light

The Guinea Pig Way, Frickin little cord chewing, finger bitting little bastards...they make good pike bait

Clocky is a clock for people who have trouble getting out of bed.

Chinglish: The humorous version of English

People will try to sell anything on e-bay.

Garfield Comic Creator - Make your very own Garfield comic.

Another clip sent in from the US Navy. Once again its cool to watch these guys able to relax a little bit in what is a very high stress life.

bloody_day--cool game

thats enough for me....have to work on this...........

My Friday threw a monkey wrench into my plans, so I'd hope that you would be kind enough to take up the slack for me! Have just a little more fun. Get into just a little more trouble. Drink just a few cocktails more. You get the idea! I do hope you all have a great weekend and that I get some good news tomorrow...

Check out this Shockwave shooter - Phosphor Alpha

A funny link from Attu - A race between three Mercedes...

Oooookay. From Kontraband, a truly odd, possibly disturbing piece - Lotion...

From Surabaya Jane, a cool site to get your blood flowing - Lust, Love and Latex

Like Napoleon Dynamite? Then you'll love his soundboard!

Finally, do check out Flip's XxX Toplist [NSFW] and his Top Blogs pages.

And of course, if you want to truly see some beautiful women, then Coolio Doggy's incredible Babes page is where you need to go. Now! [NSFW]

And finally, if you'd like to Get your Gun on and/or be Led into Temptation, click here and here. And do comment! A little feedback is always nice!

Be seeing you!

Guy gets shot in the nuts with a metal pallet. I blame this one inbreeding
A hilarious commercial parody of the AOL commercials that are running rampant throughout our country because the government will not do anything to stop the bastards
Wet t-shirt game I know I'm going to like this game
and speaking of games you have to try this one...addicting
optical illusion.. This one’s pretty neat because it’s so damn unbelievable:
Pepsi Piercing--ummmm....you watch it
bloody_day--cool game
also check out this new redesigned site

H-E-L-L-O...

The 100 greatest tv themes...

Your very own virtual blow job...[NSFW]

Let's all head off to the Wonka factory...sweet...

At this moment in time...at the end of the day is the most annoying cliche...

How to keep your hair tidy wearing a balaclava...loads more terrorist tips...

Have you been abducted by the little bug eyed green men..?

See how well your car would handle a crash...

Zorbing looks like fun...

The things Republicans believe..a parody...or is it..?

How to Bar-B-Q a Man...

Catcha...

Halfway into the day, halfway into the week. Lots of naughtiness on the immediate horizon. St. Patricks Day is tomorrow, and even if I'm 1/2 Scottish, I'll take any excuse to go out and party. Friday is therefore a write-off and we're into the weekend! And you KNOW that means trouble!

Guinness has thoughtfully provided you with an "Out for St. Patricks Day" doorhanger.

And for your bit of green, how 'bout the "Fuck me, I'm Irish" thong

And from Denis Leary, I give you a traditional Irish folk song...

Want to create some St. Patrick's Day invites and need some clipart? Then click here...

And even if she was born in Binghamton, New York, Bridget Moynahan has the kind of Irish eyes, (and other parts...), that make me smile...

Okay, I've seen it all. There was a Leprechaun movie? And one of 'em starred Jennifer Aniston? Take a look at the dramatization of the origins of Leprechaun 4!

Okay, that's more than enough! For non St. Patrick's Day links and randomness, go Get your Gun on and be Led into Temptation here and here. And please comment!

And get yourself over to Coolio's truly magnificent Babelog! [NSFW]

The Lee Evans Trio...one of our greatest comedians...

Bored..? Make some grape plasma...smoking...

Changing the laws of tv broadcasting forever...kind of...

Even the Harlem Globetrotters would lose against this guy...can ya see him..?

This should keep an idiot like me busy for at least ahem ten minutes..call 911...

Coolio...please send me this in the post...

Speaking of the great man...game on..Kings of the Hill...won't belong now buddy...

My name is Flip and yeah I have a mole...any guesses where..?

Total stress relief...Pigs Might Fly...if so shoot the little buggers...

See Free Glasses...anti spam for the real world...

Now this is the Easter Bunny you wouldn't want the kids to see...audio is most definitely...
[NSFW]

Webmasters...are you tired of getting links that lead to nasty infections..? Here's the solution...the Link Condom...hehe...

Trust me...this is terribly terribly addictive...How Old Am I..?

I've mentioned Put File before - awesome - this is the first of many clips I plan to upload... Peter Kay is THE funniest man in Britain...this is his Comic Relief single...those from off these shore...and Sherry...hehe...Google his name for more...

Catcha......Flop...Not Floppy...Defintely Not Floppy...[NSFW]

COOLIOS BABES - internet viagra without the pill...

First off a set from the great man himself...Coolio...

A quick condom tuition...if you have a cucumber for a dick that is......[LSFW]

Presenting the Jimmy Osmond of the new millenium...somebody flush his head down the toilet please...

Ladies beware when looking at photos of Flip online...muhahahahaaaaa...

A sport for Coolio to try out on his next ski-ing trip...Car Jumping...

Hoohaaah...Jessica Alba getting frisky in her undies...

Over to Me...

Saucy MILF calendar cash turned down as too hot...hehe...very work safe sorry...

What every car owner should have...especially divorced women...not that I'm in anyway bitter...Bumper Nuts...

Very reminiscant of my soccer team Spurs match yesterday...unlucky...

Sssh...don't tell anyone but I am madly in love with this woman...I see her every day...and stare mouth open eyes wide...Kate Winslett...

One of the funniest sites I've washed upon in a long time...Lark News..satire of the finest order...praise be...

Speaking of great sites...New Links...and...Speccy Lad...

The Associated Press have brought out a brilliant guide to Whacko Jacko...

Catcha......for more like this..head here...and sign up!

COOLIOS BABES - Hotter than Hell

I only wish that blasting Mondays into oblivion were as easy as a entering a tracking solution and opening fire on it! Ah, maybe someday. Anyways, welcome to the new week. Hopefully there's total knowledge, complete wisdom and really naughty adventures for us all! One can hope...

If you haven't seen 'em before, do check out the BMW Films. Beat the Devil has James Brown and Gary Oldman starring with Clive Owen

Tasteless and more than slightly wrong - Michael Jackson's Never Copped a Feel...

The Interpol's site of National Most Wanted lists!

Convict has a great posts of Air Traffic Control conversations

And finally, from Burning Camel, a French cutie named Alizee shakin' her butt!

And, of course, I think it behooves you to take a gander at Coolio's most incredible Babelog! Truly Man's Tribute to Women!

Alright kids, just remember to be careful out there! And if you'd like to Get your Gun on or be Led into Temptation, click here and here.

Deadly serious for a minute...has anyone seen Jessica Lunsford..?

Will time ever run out to bid on this..?

Male or Female..? Butts...

The Ossuary in Sedlec..make no bones about it ...this is art...(ouch)...

Game on...la Piedra de Anamara...no idea what it's all about but the forum is in English...

Maybe our very own Uber Bitch could add sound to her stunning new bondage picture collection...Darlagasm...

Ever wanted to build your own guillotine..? No worries...

American teachers go street...this is pretty funny...Milk Shake...

Beware the wrath of the Teddy Bear Liberation Front...

One for the ladies...or the very strange...lycra itch is no problem for Biker Fox...I found this via a great site I surfed up on...Jet Shack...

One of the coolest photography sites I've seen for a while...

Addidas have excelled themselves this time...

Catcha......I'll be in da house...nekked...and horny...[NSFW]

COOLIOS BABES - ORGASMIC

When doubt rears its ugly head when I'm trying to name a post, I simply pull lyrics from songs that I like! In this particular case, I'm utilizing Nemesis from Shriekback. Mmm, mmm good! "We drink elixirs, that we refine, from the juices, of the dying..."

Kids, there's a new episode of Hotel!

And because I like to think of myself as the epitome of sophistication I present to you, (From TTR2's blog...), 20 things the Perfect Woman might say!

The Uberwonderfuandgorgeous had this cool post of Firefox Hacks! Reminder - Update your bookmarks and links for her page!

Dagobert the Blood-Thirsty? Charibert the Incestuous? Those happen to by my Merovingian names! What's yours?

Hadn't even known about this Hot or Not page...

Read the classics in a fraction of the time - Squashed Philosophers!

And finally, to give you the BEST link dump goto, (and because my good friend Flip just did a really awesome job on a banner for me!), go check out Flip's XXX! And while your at it, check out his newest link dump, Top Blogs!

Now it's time to bid you all adieu and go and do things my parents wouldn't approve of and the police would probably arrest me for. If you'd like to Get your Gun on or Led into Temptation, click here and here.

Red Nose Day

Game on...Stack the Cats...

The Beast is numbered 666...and it's coming...now I'm scared...

Humour...who needs to speak the language when something is funny..? Anyone know what she's saying..?

I lasted on this site for about 10 seconds before smilling...

Tokyo Plastic...we've been there before...but updated...fascinating...

Americans soon to be taxed to take a dump..?

I'm not bashing our cousins from over the pond...but here's an ad your big tv networks wont let you see...Land Mines...sobering...thought provoking as well as upsetting...

To finsh..a typical Flip feel good about the weekend link...Byonce sure can wiggle...hoooohaaa!!!

Catcha tommorow......I shall be naked in my house...blogging like a maniac...[NSFW]

COOLIOS BABES - NO CUSTARD JUST SWEETER!!

X Rated for Sound and Vision...Most definitely...[NSFW]

One of our great mates...Bad Girls Blog...has the world exclusive official Keyra Augustina video...man this rocks my world...watch the video and then spend time in the rest of the blog...awesome...I need a cold shower...[LSFW]

Phew...I need to calm down after that...truly beautiful photography...

Hi...I drive a Honda Civic...sort of...

Looking for a sexy desktop..?

I give you the mixilator cocktail er...maker...

Naomi...I'm coming...hehe...not that I always wanted to say that of course...

One of my truly lovely internet friends is a little lonely at the moment...pop over and say hi...tell her Flip sent ya...

So what is the secret of great songwriting..? Keeping ya eyes on the road's a good start...hehe...

Catcha......I shall be topping...flopping...and oggling...last two are [NSFW]

COOLIOS BABES - SEXCEPTIONAL

Just a quickie, been real busy with the house and all........nuff said onward....
ski-doo tt-game
learn how to make their own porn movie
Tornado Chasers Car gets really close to a tornado, nearly sucked into the funnel.
oka...this guy drives dumb and then hits himself with a shovel... hmm....
Hubby sets internet blind date...with his own wife
How to piss off 2 tigers....how this monkey stay's alive is beyond me...
The Institute for back up trauma...funny film
Hostile Skies-I make 4000 scores Can you?
Table Tennis-Fun ping pong game

come here for more and for some a little hotter click on Bruces ....new page later all....Bruce

Great song...hot lady...brilliant sign language...best laugh of the day for me...

One car you wouldn't want to road rage with...

Ooooh monsters...they could be real...hehe...

Gone fishing...game on...

It's art...but not as we know it..Korrupt Art...

Sex with kangaroos is only permissable when drunk...hop to it guys...er...hic...more whacky worldwide laws...

10 things you ladies should know about our dangly bits...

Pssst wanna buy Michael Jackson's wedding ring..?

I didn't know Yahoo had it's own blog...

Ummm I wonder if they'll let me into 10 Downing Street...cue Flip..."Mr Blair who's ya fave Coolios Babe...?"

Watermelons drive her crazy...beautiful flash...surprisingly relaxing...great stuff...

If you have a blog and need extra traffic...safe for workish only...sign up to The Top Blogs...fresh on the net...

Catcha...

Say that and you could be inciting violence or referencing a Marvin Gaye classic. I love double meanings. Triple if I can get 'em! Don't you just love that look of confusion that crosses peoples faces when you give them old double entendre? Or maybe it's just me. But I do find a certain cynical humor in using, (in my case), the English language as a tool of dissension and anarchy! Malapropism abusers of the world, UNITE!

Public Service Announcment - If you love the Uber and have her bookmarked or linked, then make sure to update to her new address. Thank you!

Think you've got the dope ride? Check out this pimpin' tank I found over at Jokers...

And from Sinevil, a classic - Dope Wars

It amused me, so I'm posting it - Extreme Jet Skiing from Hot Sauce Live.

Because most of my friends in the community are moving to having hosted sites, I found this post from Attu particularly timely! Truth in advertising used as a blunt weapon!

And finally, from Highfly in Space, some great photoshopped Student Council President posters!

You should be covered now! And please comment! Like it, dislike it, suggestions, whatever, it would be nice to get some feedback. And to be bluntly honest, I could go with a bit of ego stroking! There! How's that for honesty!

For more Adventures in the Forbidden Zone, click here to Get your Gun on and here to be Led into Temptation...

Be seeing you!

...and it's 'cause Monday has rolled again. Like the inevitable consequence of sexing up a $20 hooker with a year old condom, Monday is the payback for the fun and joy that Friday night, Saturday and Sunday brought you. I'm sure that if you really love your job, what I'm saying is irrelevant. But if you're not getting paid $60mm a year to drive Ferraris and screw spoiled rich girls in exotic locations, (Damn you, Michael Shumacher!), then Mondays blow.

That being said, let's see if we can come up with a few links to dull the pain a bit, what say?

The infamous Mad as Hell speech from the movie Network. Say it!

Thanks to D-Sign, I've been reminded of the maniacal goodness of the Happy Tree Friends! A bit on the [LSFW] side...

I always think it important to broaden my horizons, and the Joker has provided this invaluable page on multilingual swearing! [LSFW]

And a gem from Flip's Flophouse - T-Shirt of the Day

Considering some of my past "dating" habits, I think I'd better take the test Surabaya Jane posted on ther site - the Jailbait or Legal quiz. I'm living in a college town again...

And to send you off, I give you a great post from Highfly In Space - Office Friends!

Final note - For those of you who happen to love the Uber, do make sure to update your bookmarks to her new address.

Have a great Monday and if you still desire to Get your Gun on and be Led into Temptation, click here and here.

Hedgehog Catapault

Shooter Two

Save the Sheriff

Bravo Charlie

Superbike GP

One for the Cowboy...Formula One

Sexy Strip Quiz

Rounders...oops I mean baseball...

Finally Happy Mothers Day...from PETA...hehe...

Catcha......I shall mostly be flopped...naked...and lusty...[NSFW][NSFW]

COOLIOS BABES - SEXTASTIC

The sun is shining. The birds are singing. I'm hungover and tomorrow is the kickoff of the 2005 F1 season! There are NO insurmountable problems in the world! Time for BMW, Ferrari, Mercedes and a number of other teams whose operating costs would choke Carnegie to get out there and tear up the tarmac in Melbourne!

For those of you who do enjoy F1 racing, check out the Formula 1 site.

An interesting article on Formula One - Combat Racing

If bike racing is more your speed, then you have to check out the AMA Superbike site!

If you like to get out and get dirty, then check out the World Rally Championship!

And if you like cars racing, there's an FIA sport for you...

And besides the fact that the cars are incredible, the race locations exotic and usually gorgeous, there's the women that attend F1 events...

Time to get the weekend tasks done so I can truly fuck off and enjoy what should be a great race day tomorrow! If you'd like to Get your Gun on or be Led into Temptation, click here and here for some non-racing posts.

The 8 stages of your first goatse...don't worry there's no nasty goatse...

Batman and Robin meet the internet tough guy...pwned as I think they say...

Movement...pointless but clever...

Pooky TV...very attractive ladies...eating things...

Game on...the Daring Dozen...I promise not to crack one eggscrutiating egg joke...or two...

Dork Sexy...great site...

Classic Homer Simpson crank call...ummm beer...

The whacky world of the Muymees...

Couple of blogs to checkout this weekend...Convicts Bitches...[NSFW]...and the brilliant Blogywood...

Wanna play doctors and nurses..? The interactive human body...

This should get the petrol heads purring...the cars of the Geneva Motorshow...I demand the babes instead..!

Catcha......this weekend I will mostly be...floppy...nude...and horny...hehe...[NSFW]

COOLIOS BABES - MIND BLOWING

Kermit learns the terrible truth...

Pammie ain't gonna strip no more...thank God...

Anna Kournikova's calendar video shoot...nice...[NSFW](banners)...

Now I'd love this in my spare room...home cinema...

Love dolls...a review...does anyone actually use these??? [NSFW]

Techno Dwarf...

A wife?...NOT!!! Let the bible find you a wife...

The Ooops List...

Happy tenth birthday to Yahoo...here's their choice of the best 100 moments on the web...

What's tomato with these people..?

Well helloooo Vivian...

It's offical...blogging is good for your health...how come I feel so shite all the time..?

The Silent Flim Still Archive...

The chainmail condom...beware the rust...

The Nipple Twisting Boobie Tester...hehe...

Brit Art...fantastic stuff...

Leo...Romance will be good for you...Try getting a job at Hooters so you can learn the Hornpipe... People will admire you and throw frocks at you...crazy horoscopes...

One hot beach...

Catcha...

Wish this guy was my divorce lawyer...Ooo aar...

Samantha Rebecca's Play House...worrying she/he's English...

Forget sword swallowing...this little lady knows how to please...

I love it when jerks in flash cars get owned...

River Dance...the ghost game...why..?

Beware that video camera salesman...hilarious stuff...

Glory Be! God is an astronaut..Cross in Space...

Video Vigilante...

Poor old Nancy's up to her third eye in Buddah's...incense...candles...crystals...

Us men love looking at them...let's clickety click to keep them safe...

Okay ladies...wanna join the Moraxian Live Journal Quilt..? Or are you tied up right now..?

Definitely the most beautiful woman in Poland...maybe the world..? Kasia...[NSFW]

Serious for a minute...Understanding Narcolepsy...ZZZzzzzzz....

Catcha.....pop in...drool...lust...[NSFW]

Bush and Fox on the Tsunami disaster...wickedly cutting satire...

WOW!!! The best nude babe you'll ever see...hehe...

Exclusive sneak peek of the itinerary for the 3rd Annual Nigerian E-mail Conference...(via J-Walk)

Now you can tongue your mouse...

If this is the new marriage...I dread to think what the divorce would be like...

Feeling religious..? Go to church...virtually...

Loads of computer screw ups...anything familiar..?

What heavy metaller's really get up to when they're home alone...

Gizzoogle..Google for the Snoop Dog in ya...hehe...

Feel Her Up...wickedly funny...

Blogwatch...looking at the diversity of this great net...and indeed my surfing habits...hehe...Lesbian Leather ...very sexy...and It's All About Me...the prettiest template I've ever seen...matches the authour perfectly...

Game on...Sean of the Dead...brilliant film...

I'm a Twinkie - You contain hidden reserves and always spring back in the face of adversity... others admire your sunny appearance and timeless qualities....what's your snack food zodiac..?

Catcha......today I shall be flopping...lusting...and admiring...[NSFW]

COOLIOS BABES...DELICIOUS