As clocks go...this one's a little dotty...

Game on...Guess the Google...

I came out as Pope Anastasius V...what's your Papal name..?

One close to my heart...but at least I can chuckle now...top 100 dumping lines...hehe...

Rent a Dildo...one careful owner..? Yuk...[LSFW]

One for our American friends...Flex Your Rights...

German toads appear to be exploding...huh..?

Remember all those aching hands from button bashing old school game Track and Field..? Play it online...sort of...

An image host that allows 2mb and 12 uploads at a time...AND adult images...woohoo...Imagehigh...

Australians eat some weird shit...

Norwegian woman jailed for raping man...

Here's a look at an early Fred Durst audition tape...has he always been a prat..?

Draw a pig to find the inner you...apparently I have a good sex life...that worked well then...muhahahahaaaaaaaa...not...

The latest virus is designed to wipe Romanian Gypsy music off pc's...can't someone design one for rap..?

College for prostitutes opens in San Fransisco...now I know at least 2 people who live there...field report anyone..?

Anyone fell for the flesh eating bananas email hoax..?

When you gotta go...ya gotta go...hehe...his mom told him to go before the race started...

One for us Brits...Who Should You Vote For..? The results surprised me I have to say...I came out as a Green rather than my traditional Labour roots...looks like Flip's going back to his hippy days hehe...

Catcha...

COOLIOS BABES - keeps me off the streets...

A comment was made yesterday because I simply link dumped some of my favorite partners in crime. The statement made was "i think coolios has turned into a lets-show-the-same-links-over-and-over-again-
even-though-we-have-all-of-them-in-our-bookmarks-folder kinda site"... I had just gotten done with a drinking session with a friend after a long day. Shit happens. I do not apologize for a one-time occurance.

But the statement was fundementally true. I do tend to post content from my friends. I do it because I happen to like their content and because it IS challenging finding fresh content. And because I have two of my own sites and I work an average of 55 hours a week. There are so many hours in the day...

I'll put forward two possible ways to rectify this situation. Both require your participation. First, if you see great links, let me know! I would appreciate the help! Second is to step up and start posting. New blood always offers new perspectives and such. Post in the comments and leave an e-mail address if you want to join the team! If there are enough new posters, I'll happily step aside...

And enough of the diatribe and on to the links....

I'm a big fan of flying and therefore I give you the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum!

I do like my hip-hop and one of the true legends is Public Enemy. If you haven't spun It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back, you have missed a true classic!

One that everyone can argue with - The DJ List! I know the Uber will agree with Tiesto being number one, but I can't believe how far down some of my favorites are...

A history of the genealogy of the House of Romanov

Gerbils and drinking are a bad combination!

Finally, might I suggest checking out Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women!

I hope you all have a great weekend! For more fantastic latex fantasy adventures, click here to Get your Gun on and click here to be Led into Temptation.

Be seeing you!

Sorry, but I managed to run into an old business partner tonight and get good and hammered. Therefore, I'm going to linkdump my friends and hope that you can find your own adventures and misadventures taking a gander at their sites. Fresh content tomorrow....

The Uberhotsexyandwonderful! C'mon, unless you've been living in a cave in the Tora Bora region, you KNOW why you should visit the Uberhotness!

The Goose - Get REAL! My other partner in crime and a right good time ta boot! Check out his main and Babes sites!

Creamy - What can I say! He is a man, myth and legend! His babes site is another must see!

Convict, and his Bitches, are another great set of sites to check out...

Finally, I need to give props to my man, the Badger! A great site and some truly unique posts!

And if I'm simply going off the top of a very bleary and alcohol soaked mind, so if I didn't post you, don't get pissed! May I suggest checking out my link partners on Gunstar 141 and Cardinal Sin for a complete list of very entertaining and wonderful sites!

Be seeing you!

Where that came from, I have no idea! But it got your attention, didn't it? And that was the goal, so now we can proceed...

Wednesday is Woden, (Odin's), day and as such, I'd ask that everyone emulate the Norse All-Father and wear an eyepatch, carry a spear and have a two raven posse! What? Like you don't already do it all the time!

Okay, so maybe not. Regardless, here's some links to get you goin'...

If you wonder why I'm such a fan of Formula One, then this post from the Badger will amply explain all!

It never came to be, (thankfully), but check out the Wikipedia post for World War III

Random walk discovery of the day - Vodka!

As a member of that illicit profession, I consider Wu-Tang Financial nothing to fuck with!

And finally, because I know you couldn't have done without it - Ninja Jeopardy

And for truly incredible non-celestial bodies, check out Coolios Babes!

That's the fact, Jack! For more naked Yahtzee, click here to Get your Gun on and click here to be Led into Temptation...

Be seeing you!

A great, (and probably my favorite), movie and my working title for the day. Monday wasn't too painful, even if I didn't get any work done. Comes with the territory on day with a rotten hangover! And I think The Uber can understand where I'm coming from!

Anybody out there in Cyberia get all kinds of naughty this weekend? Tell stories in the comments section if you did!

TTR2's infamous and very funny blog has a post on why Project Management is a Beautiful Thing!

From Burning Camel, a bit of the old Ultraviolence...

From the archives of the Convict, Microsoft Ex-Pee

A fun post from UGO on Covert Ops in Film/TV

And if you know anything at all about me, you know I'm into cars. Badger has a great post on some really cool looking concept cars!

And if you want to see some more hot frames that are really built for speed, check out Coolio's Babes!

You have youreself a very merry Tuesday! For more internet antics, click here to Get your Gun on and click here to be Led into Temptation!

Even my horse looked at me funny as I dragged my ass back into town today. Forgive the typos and any grammer errors on my part, as I feel the crash coming on. New Orleans treated me famously and I did my part to do as much damage to myself as humanly possible! Bless that town! There are certain places in the world that will always hand you your ass. And then there are those towns that will always treat you like a native son, (or daughter...). NOLA has always been good to me...

Anyways, we're back to the week and all that it entails. Here be the links...

Can't talk about New Orleans without mentioning the legend of Marie Laveau

A cool link from TTR2 - Corporate Takeover 5

This post from the Uber is of a lady who is on a hunger strike to protest the patrolling of the US/Mexican border. Well, looks like she could last a while...

An interesting post stolen from my link partner Eblogx entitled Opus 5.

And finally, from Modern Drunkard - Comics for Drunkards

Finally, for Man's Tribute to Women, be sure to check out Coolios Babes!

Welcome to the last week of April! For more fantastic, low-calorie, high fiber adventures among the clergy, click here to Get your Gun on and click here to be Led into Temptation.

Be seeing you!

I spent far to long dressing up Bush...pointless and purile...I love it...

How's your voice this fine Sunday morning..?

One for the Cowboy methinks...the ultimate Beer Bong...

I punched Saddam in the face...a soldiers tale...

Flip's feel good factor...the Victoria's Secret advert...nice...

Waiter waiter...there's a spider in my shake...oh man I feel sick...

Coca Cola tries to pop those urban myths...

Melons...artistic...

Cool and colourful little sign maker...

Piercings and ribbon...the new chic..? Looks a bit daft to me...but hey I'm old...

Nice babe site this...Babe Links...thank's Rob and good luck with your site man...[NSFW]

Big Brother knows your every move...the Reality Clock...

Speaking of Big Brother...don't trust Google..? Try this search engine...

You can buy anything on the net...literally...celebrity skin or fluids anyone..?

It's my day in court on Tuesday...could be adjourned...but I may not be here for a while hehe...regardless of the outcome...I shall return...I shall be writing a longish piece at The Flophouse on Monday...until then thanks for all of your messages of support...and in particular thanks to Coolio and his family for their love and generosity...makes an old loner like me feel wanted...

Catcha...

COOLIOS BABES - Pure Beauty...

I'm in a good mood right now. In a few hours, I'll be on an American Airlines flight to DFW, eating bad airline food and drinking overpriced airline drinks. After a brief stopover, I'll be heading into New Orleans for the weekend. It would be a massive understatement to say I'm fired up about it! New Orleans is a bad old town that has treated me very well. I know my weekend is made...

Whatever your plans, I hope the weekend treats you like a rockstar as well! Act badly, run amok and have a really great time doin' it!

I am going to play a little hooky from work on Friday to go see Kung Fu Hustle

From Burning Camel, check out this series of classic Personal Ads

Highfly in Space brings to us a great timewaster - Black Knight

Better Nasty than Sexy – the Art of Armando Huerta

And a Quiz for Friday, from Rum and Monkey – Which Horrible Affliction are You?

And of course, it’s time to get your ass over to Coolio’s Babes for Man’s Tribute to Women!

Get your Friday ON!!! For more criminal deviance and disorder, click here to Get your Gun on and click here to be Led into Temptation...

Be Seeing You!

Sorry for my lack of posting...thanks to the guys for keeping it all going...

If you're a student and feeling the pinch of no cash...try Why Buy...

Looking for a mirror online..? Try elgooG...

A light hearted look at how the Italians fit into the rest of Europe...sort of...

A Japanese nurse training aid..? Or something a little scary..?

Grillo the Clown...worrying...

Wow..Teh Iron Lizard...Resident Vigilante...could do with him where I'm currently living...

Have you got what it takes to be America's next superhero..?

Is it a miracle..? The Virgin Mary in Chicago...

Now that is a weird stomach...hehe...

Woman trapped for 5 days in a bathtub...I s'oap she's all right...(sorry hehe)...

I say let 'em dangle...underwear to ahem...air ya sack...

Political Shagmatch...a naughty look at politicians...hehe...

Bored on a long drive..? Try roadside math...

I'm off to hell...again...Jesus LoL...

Maybe I should shop at Wal-Mart...ummm...ain't none in the UK...bumma...

I'll leave you with the ultimate ride..? Holy Shit...no thanks...

Thanks again to the boys for blogging like maniacs...I should be back to once a day...hopefully...life has just been giving me a bit of a kicking lately...the new medication should help....maybe....muhahahahahahaaaaaaa....

Catcha...

COOLIOS BABES - Only the Most GORGEOUS women...

Today, kids, is April 20th, or 4/20! One of the most revered days in a bud smokers life! 'Course I'm working for a company that reserves the right to randomly test, so I'm screwed, but for all the rest of you, hit it for me!

420.com takes you to High Times for all your smokin' needs!

And I don't know if they've been made the official band of 4/20, but the Kottonmouth Kings sure do love their bud!

And since most smokers will probably be in a haze for a couple months after today, remember to mark 20-24 November on the calender for the Cannibis Cup!

Smoking Dope with Thomas Pynchon: A Sixties Memoir

Just in case you aren't up on the lingo, here's some slang for you...

And finally, if you think smoking the ganj is all fun and games, I suggest you watch Reefer Madness!

Finally, if you really want your wasted mind blown, the check out Coolio's Babes! [NSFW]

Smoke the chronic until your eyes cross and have a good time doin' it! For more adventures in shoplifting, click here to Get your Gun on and click here to be Led into Temptation!

Just a few to let you know I'm still alive....if you care.

Buddy Rich and Animal duke it out on the drums on The Muppet Show.

A Mercedes A160 A-Class and an E-50 Saloon are given a 70 second head start over the 1997 McLaren Mercedes F1 Car at Silverstone's 3.2 mile circuit.

Inflatable pubThe pub is 40ft long, 19ft wide and 22ft high. It can be customised for use as a fully working pub, with room for a bar and 30 customers.The pub can be erected in 10 minutes with 2 small blowers

Everyone knows that Chicken of the Sea is tuna, but what you might not know is that tuna is fish, not chicken."Jessica Simpson gets confused while pitching a line of Chicken of the Sea products for DynaCorp. [Quicktime]

Never do a burnout near a cliff

man this is really some nasty stuff on this video....

Pretty cool little racing game, make sure you dont forget to change gear...

Bobcat Vs Rattle Snake A bobcat and a rattle snake fight...

squirrel tag Theres a new sport out there...its called squirrel tag

Masturbate..It's FUN! Yep, choking the chicken set to music. Don't get much funnier than this

Hook, line and sinker! Brahma beer appears to be very popular. The fish are even fighting to get hooked!

Dont Look Now I love this.....

Dear Penis I love this one also......

Have out-of-body sex with anyone you want! I'll get back to you on this

Four Inmates Flee Jail, Return With Beer "At least they came back"

Negro American Space Society Of Astronauts

remember to come see me here for more

When it comes right down to it, most of us have a price. "I'd never do it, no matter how much money they paid me...." Bullshit. So much bullshit. Even the most odious individual requiring the most despicable task can be made palatable with the right infusion of cash or other incentives...

The reason I bring this up is that I just took a side job for a gentleman that I rate below a child-molesting necrophile that I SWORE a blood oath I would NEVER deal with ever again. EVER. Even if Hell froze over and I could ski there. But after six months of gainful unemployment and a series of unfortunate events, I've just taken a short term job with this shit eating donkey raper. Thankfully, I have flexible ethical standards....

And that brings my question of the day - What is the one thing you would NEVER do, no matter how much money or whatever was offered? This ought to be good...

TTR2's Blog gives us the important reasons to Choose Beer!

Time for your art break! From the delicious and delightful Badgirl, I give you the Patrick Wecksteen gallery! [LSFW]

It looks like too much fun to pass up - the Hitchhikers Guide the Galaxy!

On a random walk, I found a cool flash site - Stinky Cheese!

Would you hit it? According to the test, I'm an Extreme Jailbait Lover. Hey, sue me! Amanda Bynes is lookin' good!

Finally, for some non-jailbait talent, do check out Coolio's Babes!

Welcome to Tuesday and all that it entails! And if you want more, click here to Get your Gun on and here to be Led into Temptation!

Be seeing you!

Officer? Yes, I'd like to report a crime. My weekend. Someone !@#$ing stole it! You know it happened to you as well. Damnit, what the fuck happened? I'm bitter, but more important, I'm confused! I remember that it was Friday, being fired up because I actually got to leave work at 5:30 p.m. and now it's 9:07 p.m. on Sunday. Huh? Bah! Whatever! We must deal with the hand we're dealt. I think I'll bluff and raise $500...

Welcome to a new week. Have some fun, do a little dance, make a little love and GET DOWN TONIGHT! I think this week, I'm going to torment some coworkers and have a good time doin' it....

Let's get this started right! Why not a gallery of Action Girls from the wonderful and naughty Surabaya Jane. [NSFW]

The Uberhotnaughtyandwonderful had this absolute crack-up post, Yo Gah!

HOLY SHIT! I think this might be the ultimate post for a Monday! From Kontraband - Ultimate Ownage!

And another helpful set of useless facts from Dribbleglass.

And I'm sure I'll get bored of her someday. But not yet.... The Old Spice HOT girl! And check out the directors cut!

Finally, for days and days of hotness, do check out Coolio's Babes page. Man's Tribute to Women doesn't even begin to cover it! [NSFW]

And I'm off into the gentle arms of Morpheus for some much needed sleep. For more Action, Jackson, click here to Get your Gun on and click here to be Led Into Temptation!

Be seeing you!

The New Orleans city motto is now our battle cry! Damnit kids, we have done it! Make a point of getting in a few hours of social time, writing dirty e-mails to your significant other or whomever catches your fancy, flirt outrageously with your co-workers, whatever. But DO NOT work too hard today! You have a weekend ahead of you! Conserve your energy for the hedonism and indolence you shall indulge in! You should take your fun very seriously!

And now your links to assist you in wasting some of that work time...

Creamy has a really cool gallery of Maplethorpe nudes!

From Burning Camel's link gallery, a great site with some truly funny t's! [LSFW]

From College Humor, a very cool link for Xtreme martial arts!

On a random walk, I found Dirty Rotten, a great daily dose of really weird news!

Finally, get your ass over to Coolio's Babes and get your fill of some truly beautiful women!

And thanks to all the really cool comments I got from my last posting! It's nice to get some kudos once in a while! Have a really great weekend and do get yourself into more trouble than the law will allow. Drink paint thinner, have unprotected sex with underage birds of prey and howl madly at the moon! And strap on your six shooter and click here and Get your Gun on and click here so that I can Lead you into Temptation.

Be seeing you!

Did a UFO follow the Pope's funeral..?

Kung Fu Hustle looks like a laugh...

Cat pat...looks painful...

Convert yourself to data...turn the data into values...turn the values into art...nice...My Mondrian...

So...how good is your memory..?

THAT...Tiger Woods shot..awesome...

Game on...Feline Crisis...rubber bands...kittens...shoot...hehe...

As a young reporter my editor often had to put corrections into the following days paper...here's a great collection of stupid newspaper mistakes...

You'd better stand for the national anthem...else you risk a broken back...

Fake or fact..? Photo Fiction...addicitive stuff...

Rally driving...it's a dangerous business...

Speaking of cars and danger...one careful owner..?

One bad-ass cellphone...shocking...

I'll leave you with a frog and a lobster listening to the Hall and Oates show...seriously...muhahahahaaaaaaaaaaa...

Monday. Toast! Tuesday. Wandering around for most of the day outside of the office. And now we're at Wednesday. Thank whatever powers you hold holy and pray that the rest of the week zips by with the same speed that our weekends usually do...

You know how I like to throw in the educational bits to make your Coolio's experience meaningful, right? Well, from the Onion, I give you a great article on the importance of Preparing a Living Will.

From TTR2's blog, I give you 10 signs that your spouse may be having an Online affair...

I've had friends think I'm seriously deranged for liking this show, but the Prisoner, in my opinion is a CLASSIC! Iron Maiden made a song about it! "I am not a number, I'm a FREE MAN!"

As a veteran of the LA county and Bay Area freeways, I feel every right to slap a few of these stickers on my truck, (via the Badger).

And finally, from Coolio's Babes, Man's Tribute to Women, I give you Devin Aoki, of Sin City and 2 Fast 2 Furious fame.

I may not post Thursday as I'm going to be out late tonight with a bunch of Bay Area bloggers and will be, most probably, somewhat the worse for wear when I get home...

Have a great Hump Day and if you'd like to Get your Gun on, click here, and to be Led into Temptation, then click here.

P.S. - Is anybody actually reading these posts? If so COMMENT! C'mon, it's the coin of the realm for us bloggers and I'd sure like to know if you like, hate, or are completely indifferent to what I'm throwing up on these pages. Speak your mind!

Be seeing you!

Nothing like starting your day of with some flaming self-important ass munch yelling at you because he didn't get the location he wanted. And then having some old geezer babble at you for a half hour straight. Before your first cup of coffee. Never a morning person, I truly despise those who fuck with me before I've attained at least a minor degree of coherence. There is a special place in Hell for them...

But all that is water under the bridge. Because it's now Tuesday...

On a random walk I found the wonder that is Fuck Bunny!

From Sarah Lane's site, I give you the Ourmedia, a very cool non-profit online library!

On another random walk, I found Prospero Art. Need a Rat Pack or Shakespere themed deck of playing cards?

And remember, sometimes you must Fuck her Gently!

Finally, a huge gallery of hot models!

And you know that you need to head over to Coolios Babes to see Man's Tribute to Women!

Now we're cooking with fire and roasting the proverbial marshmallows! For Super Angry Banking, click here to Get your Gun on and click here to be Led into Temptation.

Be seeing you!

Well, even though I didn't get as much play time as I'd hoped for, it was still a damn good weekend! My hope is that you got your fill and then some! I firmly believe that nothing exceeds like excess, and you can rest up when you're dead. Or back at work...

The week is upon us now, so it's back to paying the price for our pleasures. May the Force be with you, and may your manager/boss not notice your extra long lunch and coffee breaks!

On a random walk, I give you Masochist.com!

For a tantalizing walk on the wild side, check out A New York Escorts Confessions

From Wikipedia, a great list of CIA cryptonyms

Another random walk - Count Zero

And finally, from Coolio's Babes gallery, I give you a Krista Allen gallery!

And now to pay the proverbial piper and head off to my 60 hours of wage slavery. For a chance to Get your Gun on, click here and to be Led into Temptation, click here.

Another of those all too handy disposable e-mail addys...Pook Mail...

Beer and coffee...nectar of the Gods...

Any Sharon Osbourne fans in the house..? Nip Slip...[NSFW]

With the general election looming here in the UK...could this be the best political flash ever..? I think so...London Calling...brilliant...

Sugar Bush the Squirrel...international superstar...hehe...

One for the real...and I do mean REAL..Star Wars geeks...now with l33t captions...

Help these poor college kids and there's no beatings...reckon anyone will donate..?

Now I wouldn't want to leave out the even sadder Star Trek fans...now would I..?

PEEPS...just about as weird as the net gets...and that's saying something...

Google breaks into the soft drinks market with this ahem intelligence boosting beverage...hehe...

Please do not try Kitten Huffing at home...it's addictive...

Catcha...

Ah, blessed weekend! A chance to wake up late and go right back to sleep, if the urge strikes you. Cocktails on your schedule, not bound to the confines of Happy Hour and after. Hot drunken monkey love! Do I even need to go on?

Hope that you all get a chance to take advantage of it! The sun is just now coming out after a day of rain yesterday that had me looking for Noah and his Ark yesterday. Like a Phoenix, rising from the ashes of what was a rather dreary start to the weekend, the adventure promised looks like it will be in the offering and I intend to take advantage of it...

To get your heart started, I give you a Glam0ur gallery, (found via Babes and Vids), of Holly Valence! Oi! [LSFW]

While I may not be a die hard Country music fan, I do like what Muzik Mafia is doing. An eclectic mix of bands such as Big and Rich and Cowboy Troy, it's a pretty interesting amalgamation of talent. Go play Chicken with the Train and do Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy!

Ang666, a friend and naughty little partner in crime here in the Bay Area, introduced me to the Barbarian Blog, a confederation of Bay Area bloggers in all their madness and glory! A reason to truly think those who live in CA are completely nucking futs...

It may one day come to pass that I outgrow my juvenile sense of humor. But not yet. Therefore, I give you the Lapdance vid. Nothin' but a dirty dog...

And finally, to get bent seriously the fuck out of shape, here's the Absinthe Buyers Guide...

Of course, you know that you should get your ass over to Coolio's Babes, right? Unless hot, beautiful, mostly naked women aren't your thing... [NSFW]

Now get out there and get some! For more shoe polish and Angry Little Men, click here to Get your Gun on and click here to be Led into Temptation...

Be seeing you!

Bruce my friend...you're probably right...blog like a maniac here...and write like...er...a writer over at the Flophouse...bit of a dodgey pc/connection I am using at the moment...so excuse weaker than normal linkage...thanks all for your continued support...means a hell of a lot...

Always worth a revisit...Found Photos...

Strangely I came out as Herman Munster...comments..?

Game on...The Rat Olympics...

Kittens...dare I say meewsical..?

Whoever said all Linux users were gay..?

Escape the evil debt collector...great game this...Payment...

Gotta love Japanese games shows...could this be the breast yet..? [NSFW]

They might know their way around a zillion galaxies...but find a cinema..?

Want to see the world from the comfort of your pc..? Google Sightseeing has the answer...

Shoot flying horses and all her clothes fall off...[LSFW]

So...let me get this right...two women on an aeroplane fondling each others boobs...then making them jiggle...okay....sounds good to me...hoohaah...[NSFW]

Please...Do Not Taunt the Octopus...more crazy signs...hehe...

Toys you really shouldn't buy for your kids...maybe...

Catcha...