I've come to the realization that for horny men there is plenty of material out there for you guys. But for us women?!? Hardly a thing!!! Oh sure I have my collection of toys. And yes, I realize that we have multiples as well. But you males have all these visuals as well in so much quantity and quality compared to what we get. And our stuff is just very blah!

I don't have much tonight and for that I apologize. My mind has been elsewheres lately. But Nog has been kind enough to help me find links. He found a couple pinup galleries that are pretty cool --- The Julius Zimmerman Portfolio Collection and The Pin-Up Files. [NSFW] There is alot there, so enjoy!! I'm also wondering if he knows I'm a tad impatient when he sent me this link. [NSFW]

Anyways I was surfing Sexoteric Blog [NSFW] and came across the link to the Female Anatomy. Knowing how some men need help, I figured I would share it. It has tonz of good info! It even has links to masturbation! And before I share too much info, which I've been known to do a time or two, perhaps I should move this along to another topic huh???

I did find two blogs tonight that you might enjoy, altho I admit I haven't fully checked them out. But at a glance they look good --- TwiddlyBits' Sex Blog and Erotic Art Weblog. [NSFW]

And for a game, I give you Trapped 5.

That's all I have for tonight. Short and sweet like me. And sorry again. My mind is elsewheres. On my lack of sex to tell you the truth. If you wish to see me rant about current events, you can find me here. But you might not like what I have to say. And please don't forget all the links to the right and left.

I had a LOT of work I was supposed to get done this weekend. Piles of paperwork. Work on my truck. Other random shit. VERY little of it got done. Instead, I spent the weekend carousing with friends, being hungover, then doing it again, three nights in a row now. I DO try to be responsible and get at least some work done on the weekend, but the call of the wild is much stronger than doing research on a project that has a very long term payoff. And do you really care? Probably not. So what say we deal with Monday as best we can...

From Adam, the Rockstar paramour of the infamous Uberpornstarandgenerallynaughtygirl, check out this cool game from the upcoming Cry Wolf. And if that's not good enough for you, check THIS out! [NSFW]

If you haven't already been over to see my new link partner, this.is.anfield, SHAME ON YOU! A truly great blog with some really outstanding content, such as this post of a gallery of shots from the conflict in Iraq.

I haven't posted anything from another partner, Highfly In Space, and that's shame on ME! Check out this great post of A Few Good G-Men...

Another link partner, who's also a (former?) Coolio's poster, Net Litter, has some great ways to waste copious amounts of time. Check Net Litter out for some serious intertainment...

Finally, a post of some hot Mardi Gras pix. No rhyme or reason, I just felt like it 'cause I'd LOVE to be in the Big Easy right now... [NSFW]

And finally, to take you to the bridge and get you up off of that thing, then check out Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women

That will get you goin'! For more, Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Be seeing you!

Normally, you'd get my post for the weekend waiting for you on Friday morning. Friday morning found me trying to shake off a Thursday night of delinquincy that had me so cross-eyed that I'm just now feeling 100%. So I do apologize for the tardiness, but when a naughty little girl smiles at you and tells you that she'd like to take you out for drinks on the company card, what would you do?

Let's lead off with a post from Modern Drunkard on 40 things every drunkard should do before they die. I honesty don't want to think of how many I already have done...

My naughty, wonderful Badgirl came through with another gem from her Hotbox, (site), with the Ferrari boat! Take a 360 up to 30 knots! And make sure that you update your bookmarks for the Dollhouse!

The infamous Fu-Qtoo has also updated his site and consolidated his Babes site and Blog to his new, and very improved FuQtoo site! Check out this BANNER content! [NSFW]

I am an unabashadly big fan of Attu's new Discovery site! Check it out! [LSFW]

Finally, you KNOW that you should be shakin' your ass over to the Doggy's infamous Babes site. Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

I do hope that you have a really great weekend! If you crave further misbehaviour, then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Be seeing you!

Game on...if you get my drift...

This one will probably keep you up all Knight...

A quick note to the webcam gals amongst us...beware dad...hehe...

Oh dear...I don't think I can be hypnotized...2 out of 5...

Forget guard dogs...lions are the new thang...

Ooops looks like I pressed the wrong button and wiped half the post...

Let's try again...sorry 'bout this hehe...

Ever wanted to design your own concept car..?

Back in the day gadgets were...er...big...

Ghostzilla...useful...

I reckon these parents kick ass - but their kids are heading for therapy...probably...hehe...

How to build your own BS deflector...

Earth viewed by a whole host of satellites...out of this world...

Am I Gay...answers for those who ponder the imponderable...or something...

If you like photography...you'll love Roman Sulka...[LSFW]

UI'll leave you with a self explanatory site that I find invaluable...Blagger...

Catcha...and sorry for the loss of half my previous post ...update on tommorows court case can be found Here...whilst Nudes are here...

COOLIOS BABES - finest nudes on the net

That is probably no surprise to those that know me. But I am. And when in that mood, I get restless. And have been known to get in a bit of trouble. I mean, what is a girl to do with no play partners?!?

I have found this very delicious chair!! [NSFW] Just think of the fun I could have with one of these!!!! And this line of thinking is NOT helping my mood!

For those into "lists", here are two: 40 Funny Reasons Why It's Wonderful To Be A Woman and 101 Things Not To Say During Sex. The last list you can thank News for Perverts for finding. [LSFW]

As a hobby I tend to surf blogs. It's something to keep me outta trouble. While surfing these guys, I came across this --- Crying while eating. Weird videos. Not sure what to make of it. You tell me. Nothing pervy, just odd.

And here is a promising new blogger that says he will have sexy pictures and videos and funny pictures and jokes. So far looks good.

Now this little game is a definite "not helping Angie with her mood" thing. [LSFW] How far can you get?? And this naughty find? You can thank nog for it!

That is all I have for tonight. I have toys waiting for me. Please don't forget the links to the right and to the left. Up above and down below. And just all over. And if you wish to play with me, I'll be here causing trouble as always.

It's Monday and you damn well know that the graveyards have emptied out because there are nothing but zombies sitting in those cubicles this morning. I still can't fathom how they haven't yet made Mondays illegal. They catch every minor vice, but our elected officials miss this major crime? Asleep at the wheel...

Anyways, we're stuck with it, so I guess we have to deal. Kick a little Baileys or some scotch into your coffee, take along one of those sets of beads from your bender in New Orleans and do whatever you have to so that you can make it through the day! We will NOT let Monday get the best of us!

The comprehensive rundown about the history of the Ninja from Wikipedia

Discover with Attu! This is just a fantastic series! [NSFW]

Another page along the same lines that the Badger provided us with oodles of hot Amateurs. [NSFW]

Oh, how true! Check out this Avery Ant rant on the Male Ego, courtesy of TTR2

And from Technoccult, check out this post on ABC's Emotionally Manipulative Fall Lineup! Yeah!

That's enough weirdness for Monday. But if you're not yet satiated, then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation!

Be seeing you!

Sometimes two is better than one...only sometimes...hehe...[LSFW]

Don't you understand..? I am the Devil...spooky looking movie...

For once I wasn't sure which girl to ahem...pick...yuk...

Make ya own Protopage...

I know...lets catapault cars off a ramp...

Game on....bounce up to the sky and er shag women...

There's something about young ladies wrestling...I know I know I'm an old perv...

Now this is cool...the Eyes of Laura...

Angry bed positions...what's a bed..?

Maybe I should try this kind of personal ad - maybe in cow dung though...

One via the great man himself Coolio...
Dogs in Cars...

So what happened on my birthday through history..? Well the Mona Lisa was stolen...and Kenny Rogers was born...cool...

That's it...I'm off to spend a lonely day sobbing over my lost youth...muhahahahaaaa...er...sniff...44...bloody hell where'd the years go..?

Catcha......Babes and more Babes...[NSFW]

COOLIOS BABES - truly gorgeous

In the spirit of joy that the next two days will bring, go on and get out there and Assail Life with Impunity! Have drunken sex on police cars! Pee off of bridges! Para Assault an IHOP! Drop acid and run naked through the woods! And do whatcha like! But most importantly, HAVE SOME FUN! That's an ORDER!

Now, with the bombast and fervor out of the way, what say we get down to some links?

From Modern Drunkard, get some sound advice from the Concerned Cad! "Smashing advice for the sad and sober!"

An exerpt from One Nation, Extra Cheese from the unstable minds at Modern Humorist covering the crown jewel of the Midwest - Minnesota

WAY too good to pass up! Check out this post from the legend that is Attu on the 10 Most Ridiculous Metal Pics.

Check out this classic gallery of MST3K movie posters!

Okay, for something nice and random, check out this post on Natalia, the Superhooker!

If you haven't been to Flying Puppet, then you really should! Full contact art at its finest!

That should get you a good start on your way to true deviance! For more links that will take you that much further down the path, Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Be seeing you!

Took a few days off to concentrate on preparing my adult sites for the coming winter......thanks to the guys and gal for keeping the posting going...enough of that...we need linkage...

Flash Earth...maps maps and more maps...

The Celebrity Love Child Quiz...

Need to pull a sicky..? Here's some useful tips...

Now this will get your brains moving... Guess-The-Google...excellent...

You have a 1:10,455 chance of dying in your bathtub...more here...

Ever wondered where the big boys got their names..?

Beware there's a car thief about...caution audio...

If you love gadgets...you'll love this site...

Babelogs are growing at a phenomenal rate...no matter how they try they cannot match the master that is Coolio...however these two are particularly nice and mates of mine...Euro Hotties...and Cheap Porn...obviously all are [NSFW]

Right that's it...I'm off for a well earned beer...but not as many as this guys had hehe...

Catcha... ...and it's good to be back...

or should I say a quickie??

Scaramouche has this delicious video you can download. Go check it out! It's worth the download time. Oh!! I should state it's a music video. In case anyone is thinking it's something else.

And thanks to Nog, we have the Museum of Bad Art.

I did say this is a quickie tonight, so last one is Pornokrates ... which I found while roaming around at Sexoteric Blog. [NSFW]

Sorry I don't have time for more. Been swamped! And as always, I'm playing over here.

Damn, quoting Devo songs now. The end must be near. Or the weekend is over and it's Monday already. Where DOES my free time go? If I ever catch the prick of a thief who keeps stealing it, he will die S-L-O-W-L-Y!

For what it's worth, I do hope you had a great weekend. Now get to looking busy for another 40+ hours so that we can get back to our regularly scheduled slacking!

Take a walk through the Dribbleglass funny picture gallery. Classic!

Just too bizarre to pass up! Check out this Kontraband vid of Barbie and Ken gettin' FREAKY!

A possibly unpublished Penthouse Forum letter...

An older post from TTR2's blog about kids advice on relationships...

And if you didn't already know it, Darth Vadar/Anakin Skywalker has his own blog - The Darth Side: Memoirs of a Monster. Wish he'd update the damn thing...

Off and running, aren't we now? Need more? CRAVE more? Well, I'm your Candyman and to get your fix, Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Be seeing you!

... to entertain you a bit.

Finding things that I think you haven't seen already isn't all that easy!!! We all go to the same sites. Have seen the same things. So I'm trying to find different stuff, and it's not that easy! (grumbles)

So here is just a few things I have come across that I liked, and I hope that you do as well. And if you have seen it already ... well ... I'm sorry!

This actually had me stumped for a bit. Perhaps I'm not as innocent as I like to think?? BUT! I was able to find the dolphins!!! And now that I know where they are, they are easy to see.

By the way, trying to find more details about this. Anyone know anything??

So I was roaming around Sexoteric Blog[NSFW] again and came across this, The One Click Kamasutra [NSFW]. So come on, be brave --- what have you tried and what haven't you tried?!?!

And for those of you who haven't heard the latest, you CAN go blind!!

Any Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fans here?? Here is a little game for you. I have yet to get all 42. (grumbles)

And as always, you can find me here.

You know I'm doin' the happy dance right now! While others may live for other (lesser) pleasures, I live for the coming 65 hours. My mistress, my love, my reason for living! The W-E-E-K-E-N-D!!!! She is my Angel and Devil, my every waking thought and every night's dream! Darlin', take me by the hand and Lead me into Temptation!

A nice piece of Flash that I originally discovered here that's been updated for double-ought five - Magistral

Because it WILL happen to you again, check out Modern Drunkard's definitive article on The Etiquette of Vomiting

For screwing off and wasting some time, nothing beats the old school classic from Homokaasu called Easy Virus

I know my favorite Ubernaughtyasallgetout will love this one - Kitten War!

From my favorite web Ninjas, a great stick figure bash from Kontraband

And for your pound of hot woman flesh, do make sure to make a fieldtrip over to Coolio's Babes - Truly, Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

Now get on out there and have a truly legendary weekend! For more of the same kind of dysfunctional inanity, Click Here to Get your Gun on and then Click Here to be Led into Temptation!

Be seeing you!

Well, it's too late at night for me to call a Nooner, so there we are. We're one step, (and two days...), away from weekend, so hang in there, Saddle Comrades!

I love the Federation of American Scientists and the work they do. Check out the Government Secrecy E-Prints.

TTR2's blog has an Ann Summers list of the Top 100 sexiest things. Number 100 - Men looking after babies? Hmmm...

If you play with money for a living, this is one of the BEST pages on the industry - Fincareer

Bow down before the ones you serve! Check out this Technoccult post entitled The Self as Metaprogrammer...

Finally, from my wonderful and naughty Badgirl, check out this post on the War on Drugs that she posted on her Hotbox! Christ, that's taxpayer money that we could be squandering on trips to Ibiza, Ecstasy and sex toys! The NERVE!

Finally, get your bad self over to Coolios Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

For more two-fisted adventure, Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Be seeing you!

Yeah yeah! I'm sure all you guys have heard that before!! LOL

I was way too many links to share, and not even sure where to start! Perhaps I should just tease and not share a thing.

There is this story here about a Bra fence. I don't get it myself but that could have something to do with the little tidbit that I haven't worn a bra in forever.

Speaking of bras, these ladies were told to cover up!! Can you imagine?!?! Not to share TOO much info, cause that really isn't my style (yeah right!) but the only time I'm not showing a bit of cleavage is when I'm in Tahoe skiing.

I would like to take a moment to mention that one of my favorite (arent' they all?) bloggers is back online! --- A New York Escorts Confessions --- she always has some juicy stories to tell.

As we all know, sex in San Francisco is very open-minded, and I'm sure Mapping Sex in America will agree! (lovely find by Fleshbot) I haven't actually confirmed what the Bay Area has to say about sex yet. But it must be as open-minded as I know it to be!!

Okay, I just have to link to this, I'm sure you've heard about it, but in San Francisco, there were THOUSANDS of those little bouncy balls let loose. Here are some pics. And here. Very kewl! Wish I could have seen it!

By the way, I want to know who has brought some of this. [NSFW]

You know, I was thinking, none of us are perfect. We could all use some more lessons, perhaps a Lover's Guide would just be the thing! LOL Banning such a book. How silly!

It's been a tiring day, and I'm in need of relief (yes, I need to play), so I will leave you with this one last link to make up for all the non-pervy links --- Spanking Blog. [NSFW] Do enjoy!! And remember to bend over!!

And for those who wish to play with me, I'll be here!

The weekend was the weekend. A lot of fun, no shortage of adventure, a little blood spilled, a lot of booze ingested. A good time! My hope is that yours was equally fulfilling. And now, we're back to the bane of our existence, the dreaded Monday and the evil workweek. Remember good times had, get enough coffee in your system to combat the horrible things you did to yourself the last two days and muddle through. We must pay for our sins with the proverbial pound of flesh…

It’s a repost, but well worth it… Check out the Pages torn from Children’s books from the incomparable Attu.

Kontraband provides a GREAT vid of fools getting OWNED!

Next time you're flying and the pilot tells you there’s a bit of turbulance when landing, hope it’s not as bad as this Camelstyle vid…

This is just what’s needed for a Monday – Star Trak, from Atom Films...

A cool high speed photography gallery site that I discovered via Sarah Lane, of AOTS fame…

And a cool piece of Flash called Boom, via Albino Blacksheep

Finally, get thine self to Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women!

This should ease you into Monday, so get crackin’! If you desire more of this, Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation.

Be seeing you!

I don't care what they say about the mac...it was my first brush with hi tech...I actually wiped away a tear...

Nobody Here Just Me...is one of those sites you will keep going back to...brilliant...

Yahoo's audio search sounds good...couldn't find Flip's last orgasm though...cds and tapes weren't invented then...hehe...

Game on...Bridges will give you a headache and drive you nuts!!!

Now that's what you call a mural...

A repost...but still funny as hell...Lord of the Rings...The Real Story...gotta love Jack Black...

One for the penis lovers amongst us...should I say peni belonging to the famous...

Droogle...the search engine for drunks...hic...and it's Canadian...eh..?

More avatars than you can shake a stick at...very nice...

Now if like me you like your women to be ahem...of an athletic build...look away now...I'm warning you...muhahahahahaaaaaaa...OMFG!!! [NSFW]

If that upset you...checkout two really great mates who I owe a lot to this weekend...Creamy's Adult Network...and top babe site Gyrls...

That'll do...sorry for my sparse posting this past few days...a number of things...some good some bad...but hey that's life...

Catcha.....My New Site...and My Other New Site...both of course are...[NSFW]

COOLIOS BABES - the finest babelog

It's the weekend guys, and I think we all know what that means. Ladies, parties, working for the wife, and watching football (well, that's not for a while, but still). And remember, you guys are going in on monday to do horrible work, so you have one day left to compensate for lack of fun. Good luck.

Big Hot Nutty Nuts. That's what you'll find here. [LSFW]

I'm not the only one who hates Britney am I?

All the .xxx google could find. [LSFW]

I've never seen this much free porn in one place. [NSFW]

Except here [NSFW]

Let's cut to the chase, what say? It's Friday. We know the weekend is within drinking distance. I simply put it to you, my brave legionnaires, to Be All That You Can Be! Fear no cocktail! Ignore the need for sleep! Fuck like you're limbs may fall off tomorrow! Give wretched excess a whole new and exciting meaning and create a new and original sin if you have the time!

I'm heading down to Newport Beach this weekend, and I'm going to see if I can get my girl into some of these little numbers that my favorite, naughty Badgirl posted on her Hotbox...

If you haven't checked it out before, Vice Magazine is a MUST read!

Rum and Monkey gives you the World's Wildest Police Horoscopes. And the answer is No, there really is NO end to the madness...

Some light reading this weekend, in case you get bored...FM 34-40-2 - Basic Crytanalysis

Check out this Modern Drunkard article on how the deities brought us some of our favorite drinks - Necter of the Gods!

Even if the Ubernaughtyandiswayoverdueforacooliospost hasn't graced us with her presence lately, do check out her galleries of Monica Bellucci and Masiumi Max. D-d-d-d-damn!

All right, kids, do remember to do unto others before they do it to you! And if you just haven't had your fill, then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation.

Be seeing you!

or I will be once you start touching me.

I know this is old news, but I want to know why none of you has called me up and moaned on my answering machine! I am very disappointed now! (pouts!)

You know, we meet loads of people during our lives, some just briefly, and every once in a while we see someone that just look familiar and we can't place where and why. Ever just think, I would know you if you were just naked?!?

And naked is always good in my book, and this museum obviously agrees!! This stuff never happens when I'm around!!!

Don't know if you've seen this, and not sure where I found it, but Erotic Found Image of the Week Archive. Which is your fave?!?! Enjoy!! [NSFW]

Okay, there is this really lame comedian on tv. I am not being amused!! He's being loud and stupid. Nothing funny at all. Could they not find someone better??

It may come as a shock to some, but for those who have been to my blog, it won't, but I can be mean. Bitchy even. So don't let this comment shock you. For those of you into classless women with big boobs, perhaps this person is the one for you. [LSFW]

And yes, I crack myself up at times.

Me, I prefer my women with some style. Not that I'm bi. But when I get to that point when I've finally decided I'm fed up with men (and I'm getting closer and closer every day), my women are having class! LOL

Is this post getting too long?? Is there a limit to how long my posts can be?? Will someone shoot me?? Does size really matter here??

Perhaps I should just be a tease and just stop.

Now make sure, as you are going thru life, not to run too fast. Stop and smell the roses!!!

By the way, if I want to be buried naked, no one should step in and say no!!!

Gotta run, if you wish to play with me, I'll be here.

I think that some, if not most people know there place in the world. They strive towards equilibrium, harmony. Then there's the rest of us. The ones who enjoy striving for strife, chaos and anarchy. Who live for that look of confusion and terror when enacting civil disobedience. Who fuck with people just because we can! And to you, my bretheren, my partners in crime, I salute you!

A GREAT timewaster from TTR2 - Kill Little Bastards! 'nuff said...

The Badger posted a link to the Spanking Blog, that's a good read. The real reason I posted it was that I liked the .gif [NSFW]

Jokes about Rednecks and Red states aside, you really don't want to fuck with the good old U.S. of A. We're heavily armed, as this Kontraband vid will show you. And that's just what we let the kids play with...

If y