Thought as I was home alone - sniffling coughing and spluttering with only a single malt for company - I'd see the New Year in with Coolios...Just checked my adult sites and a server crash has wiped 3 months work lol...aaah well with no hangover tommorow I shall be a busy bee...Happy and Peaceful New Year to all of you...methinks thongs as they say can only get better...

I dunno I reckon it's a pretty cool wedding cake...

All y'all ever wanted to know about Shoop da Whoop...wtf..?

If I was a superhero...apparently I would be Catwoman...good quiz errr not...

One of my favourite clips of the year - if not all time and oooh so poignant hehe...How to tell if a relationship is over in ninety seconds...

100 things we didn't know this year...

Saying farewell to those celebrities who are now with their maker...RIP all and thanks for the memories...

Advanced masturbation...useful tips for wankers I guess...

Miss Nevada doing what most young gals do whilst boozing and having fun...whilst this is tamer than anything you'll see on most adult sites - it is still sadly [NSFW]

Wish I'd found this a couple of days ago...I'd be out partying right about now...aaaaaaachoooo...bless me...

If you're lazy love beer and lego...this is the gadget for you...

Book titles taken to the max...very nice...

The BBC's photos of the year...

Porn - it's all about the letters and numbers dude...totally worksafe...unless letters and numbers turn you on...

Celebrate the New Year around the world...

I'll leave ya with New Year Beliefs...have a good one all...

And with that I shall take my shivering body to the sofa and slap on a dvd...thanks to you all for your continued support to Coolios and Coolios Babes...and of course keep coming back for more links kinks and hi-jinx (and that's just the Cowboys love life)...Happy New Year All!!!

Catcha...

Enter the New Year with a BANG (you wish)...
Coolios Babes...
Bonnie lasses one and all...
Oooh yeah and boobies I tells ya...

An old drinking battlecry and an appropriate way to kiss off the Year of our Lord 2006, Anno Domini. Not a bad one, if I do say so. Some very colorful moments, some very good times had! I do hope that you all enjoyed yourself and we all live to have another good year, and hopefully prosper as well.

To all my friends, online and off, I do hope you have had a good year, and that 2007 treats you even better! May we all do nothing but Kick Ass and Take Names!

More rant can be found at Gunstar, or you can cut to the chase and get your link fix below...

First off, I'd like to give proper respect to the man who allows me to play here, and the site that makes this all possible! Check out Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

If a child ever asks you how they were born, Kontraband has given us this vid that gives them the answer...

Need a good firewall? Check out this post form Attu extolling the virtues of Comodo. Not what you're looking for? Then how 'bout a bottle of Absinthe...

Need something sexy to stare at? Then check out this post of Kate Marie galleries, and the rest of the gorgeous, wicked and wonderful women I posted on Cardinal Sin... [NSFW]

A GREAT little timewaster from TTR2 - Mercedes AMG Winter Drift Competition...

The newest definitions from the Devil's Dictionary...

this.is.Anfield gave us a GREAT Christmas present with this incredible set of galleries...

A very cool page I found by way of Technoccult - The Illuminati Archives

Ever insightful, the Onion digs into the question of recreational Viagra use...

A vid starring the Godfather of Soul from BMW Films - Beat the Devil

Finally, for help with your New Year's Resolutions, I give you this post from Modern Drunkard - 40 Things every Drunkard should do before they die...

And with that, I have to prepare myself for battle! I hope you have truly wonderful New Year's Eve, and an even better Year!

For more depravity, Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Be Seeing You!

Gonna take a couple of days off...

Thanks to all of you for continuing to support Coolios...

Have a great few days and eat drink and be merry...

Here's a quick game to get y'all in the festive spirit...

Sober Santa...

Catcha and have a very Merry Christmas

A week and some left to stick a fork in this bitch! Christmas, literally just around the corner. I'm NOT dead! This is all cause to CELEBRATE!

I hope you all have a VERY Merry Christmas, and a Happier New Year, in case I don't post again...

X-Mas rant? Gunstar. Links, below...

Let's start off with a Jennifer Ellison calender from my naughty little Badgirl...

While I was down in Los Angeles, a couple of DJ's awarded this man the Idiot of the Year award for his infamous act. Can you imagine this poor bastard, in Hell, with a dunce cap in the corner in the Devil's office? And the Devil, laughing his ass off, saying, "Just one more time, you did WHAT?". Also giving TRUE credence to the saying it's better to Give, than Receive...

A classic from Attu - Southpark's Mr. Garrison singing Merry !@#$ing Christmas...

My idea of a good stocking stuffer? Try Reagan Yun, and then just follow the page down... [NSFW]

A GREAT forkin' promo! Sick of Christmas? TTR2 offers you the cure...

Heavy gives us the American Suck Countdown and Episode 4 of Hardtack Montana, the Tourette's Cowboy...

Still need more? Than try the German Techno version of the Rubber Ducky song...

A bitchen gallery from Unscathed Corpse - Body Paint Art. And Mary Poppins, recut into a horror film...

And final wisdom from Modern Drunkard - 'tis the Season to be Falling Down Drunk...

And, of course, for the BEST Christmas cheer, you HAVE to check out the one and only Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And now, your favorite Cowboy is going to hunt some Reindeer and that big Fat Bastard! If you don't want to go to Hell with him, then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Be Seeing You...

If the thought of a guy using an electric drill on his arm offends...don't click...

Christmas trees and fire...bad combination...be careful and unplug people...

Jesus...the awkward years...hehe...

Snuggle up with a hot drink and watch a feast of Christmas movies and videos...

Looking for a good webhost..? May I heartily recommend this one...No Uptime...pretty sure I've used this...

Questions couples should ask before getting married...

Make your own Xmas wrapping paper...cool...

The top 10 babes in games...ummmm Lara Croft...

American Leadership and Wars in 90 seconds...

Looking for the really really cool table decoration for the big Christmas feast..?

Dylan...Clapton...Harrison...McGuinn...Petty and Young...woohooo...

More live muzak...I highly recommend the Cream Farewell Concert and of course Hendrix live at Woodstock...call me an old hippy....hehe...

Virgin birth dragon...a Cristmas miracle...

I'll leave ya with the World Greeting Chain...sweeeet...

Catcha...

Looking for a winter warmer..?
Hot Hot HAAWWWT babes ahoy...
COOLIOS BABES...
The sexiest Christmas boxes you ever did see...lol...

Child receives obscene letter from Santa...elves may go on strike...Doyle Redland reports...hehe...

American soldiers do their very best to both teach the kids proper English...and win hearts and minds...lol...

Music and art at Humble Voice...very cool site...

What's on Toyota's Mind...great viral from the car giant...

Simon Sez Santa...last year's was great this is awesome...Flip tip...type dance...enjoy...then type dance bitch...and er no he won't shag the reindeer ( I asked hehe)...

The Simpsons do the Godfather...

Not even Christmas is safe from the creeping giant Google...but this is kinda cute er for the kids...

Folks who know me - will say I should be a founder member of the Sarcasm Society...ummm is that a compliment..?

The top ten home made sex toys...I reckon the Big Dog could sell a ton of those pc case mods...[LSFW]

A Peter Griffin Christmas..lol...

As me old mate The Cowboy always tells us..the corporate world sucks...this is the real truth...too bloody funny...

How blondes make porn...no nudity whatsoever...no swear words...but still the audio is kinda er hot so...[NSFW]

Sick Christmas cards from those crazy guys at B3ta..."would you mind white hairs..?" OMFG!!!

Let your child ring Santa for free...apparently it's a recording and not some weirdo...check first okay...

Game on...Attack of the Sprouts...I actually love them...

I've met this charming lady on an adult webmaster site...she has helped me and others enormously...so thanks Tiger Mom...her blog...Unshroud Tales of An Adult Webmistress...saucy pictures and sexy text...so [LSFW]

I'll leave ya with a site dedicated to my favourite comedy couple of all time...Lou and Andy...the sound board is great...good job Gunfingaz...

Catcha...

Just a week to go and he'll be coming...
COOLIOS BABES...
They'll have you er coming much sooner...
Man I get worse hehe...

In honor of the fact that today I am one year older, I want a damn present! You have a letter of marque and reprisal, signed by the Cowboy himself, to go ACT BADLY! Need some ideas? Well why not get in a bunch of fights, drink WAY too much and blow the Gross Domestic Product of Argentina on strippers! That's what I'm going to do! I want FLAGRANT misbehaviour to be what my Birthday is remembered for! And I can only do so much. I'm ONLY one man...

The present that I want a comment about your shameless misbehaviour when you're done. The dirtier, the better! Now get out there, pull your Six Shooter and bust a few skyward!

This is what happens when you trade all your dilithium crystals for pr0n! Kontraband gives us Star Trek in Trouble...

If you like First Person Shooters, then War Rock is like CRACK!

Click Here to see what the Cowboy would like for his Birthday. Follow the page down for the runner-up/consolation prizes... [NSFW]

In the Random and Cool category, Attu World gives us Abandoned and Little Known Airfields...

A fun toy from TTR2 - The Ambient Music Maker. And without question, the BEST divorce letter ever!

My Vid of the Day? Why Megadeth's Symphony of Destruction...

And from Modern Drunkard, I give you parting wisdom - The Seven Steps to Blackout Island. And do remember...

And certainly not least, do check out Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, your Cowboy rides off into the sunset. Probably wrapping his damn horse around a pole, or some such. More? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Be Seeing You!

Snow Diving...holy crap they are bloody mad...lol...

The top ten banned toys...ny personal favourite is the Atomic Energy Lab...

Kids or partners begging you for an XBox game...give 'em this - they can make their own...

The dope on er Dope...

It'll soon be that time of the year again...nope not Xmas...Peace through Global Orgasms...I'm in...

Tuff Sheet...the campaign against real life...great site one to bookmark...

April Fools Day comes early in Belgium - home of the big dog himself...

Chirpy likes mushroom...especially magic ones...hehe...

Make the children look away...Father Christmas is on a pub crawl...I see Santas...they are everywhere...

Seriously kids...we all know there is only one Santa...and here he is live on webcam...

As Xmas trees go...this one has a lovely shape to it...lol...

Got cash to burn on a tree...how about this solid gold beauty...

Pity the poor snowmen...poor little buggers can look so sad and cold...dress yours up a little...

They say you can find a blog about almost anything...strangely fascinating...

Make your own photo Christmas cards...I could say scrooge...but I won't...

I'll leave ya with Santa and the reindeers doing Green-Day...awesome...hehe...

Catcha...

Looking for stocking fillers..?
Nude Christmas crackers you'd love to pull...
COOLIOS BABES...
Every day's a holiday...

Britney and Paris' pussy chat...hehe...

Beware the Wii...could be cause for divorce and wife beating charges...holy crap!!!

Condom testers required in New Zealand...

Nissan cars have crap suspension...hehe...[LSFW]

A load of TV theme tunes...cool I used to love Fraggle Rock...

Sick of KFC..? This guy certainly is...

What every woman should know about intraweb porn...

According to the underwear quiz...I'm wearing boxer briefs...waddaya you think..?

Yesterday's usb humping dog has nothing on this little guy...puppy humping pussy...muhahahhaaaaaaa...er...ha...

Two guys need a girlfriend before New Years Eve...cool blog...

Dreems...huh..?

Wanna check the traffic in Vegas..? Hit the web cams...

Better still listen live to Police scanners...hehe...

I'll leave ya'll with a shameless plug - not like me I know - but I'm in a search engine competition and need the word Flanners...and the phrase we love cash uncovered flanners...out on the net...I know I know I'm a sad old sod hehe...[NSFW]

Catcha...

Looking for the real babes..?
Point ya trousers and browsers to the legendary...
COOLIOS BABES...
100% real no silicone in sight...

And you wonder why old Flip has been single for more than two years..?

Some of these pics would indeed make you look twice...

If you like Mario...you'll love Mission in Snowdriftland...

Christmas...a time for famillies and very violent cartoons...

Talking of the festive season...here's a tune to make ya wanna puke...Christmas with the Star Wars gang...lol...

Porn star or guitar..? Can you tell the faces..?

A previous entry brought you Elf ya self...now we have Santa and his North Pole dancing...the kids will love it...

Their products might be a little (lol) overpowering...but their ads and sites are great...Axelabs...

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor...with Benny Hinn...do people really believe in this..?

The must have present for the sexually frustrated dog loving computer geek...hehe...

The funniest advent calendar you'll see this year...

This guy will cut of his thumb for $50,000....current balance..? Nowhere near...

Holy shit...I've been diagnosed with necrotising fasciitis ... I need crystal therapy and quick...lol...

Catcha...

Coolios Babes...
They'll jingle ya bells...

Any lovers of toe-nail clippings out there..? Yuk...

Boozy Bishop er busted...too funny...

Looking to buy a new car..? Check out the world's top ten super-cars...

Piki-Pimp...photoshop your favourite pictures...

Spraints...if you ever wondered what otter dung was called...33 weird names...

To the women who work in my office...I hate you...

Ooooh pretty wabbit...game on Winter Bells...cute but hard as hell (ooer)...

If you get bored of hunting for YouTube videos - I know I do - try the YouTube Shuffle...

Got something to say to the world..? You need Chinswing...

If you missed the Star Wars Holiday Special...here ya go...but be quick it'll probably get ripped soon...lol...

They claim to be the world's first secure online little black book...not that I need one...hehe...

Lost Destinations...spooky and er scary...

What a Wonderful World...2006...

The top Yahoo searches of the past year...interesting...

Be careful what you're kissing under the mistletoe...love it..!

Beware New York...the Dutch want it back...

Google maps...and the search for nekked sunbathers...

Game on and a real toughie...Counterforce...

I'll leave y'all with Bush and Blair - a Christmas message...audio is certainly [NSFW]

Catcha...

Bet ya wish you could put one of these in ya black book...
Coolios Babes...
Pure erotic perfection daily...

Litigation it seems is the new L word...here's thirty of the stoopidist ever...

I could say Backstreet Boys have gone downhill...but I wont...

Ever wondered what happens to ya body when you drink a coke..? Scary...

Inspire someone today....make your own motivation poster...

'Tis the party season...if there's a get to together you really don't want to attend...try this handy generator...hehe...

Ever wanted to be an elf..? Now's ya chance...lol...

Worried about what your future baby might look like..?

Shave My Yeti...go on ya know you wanna...too funny...

Cha Cha...a search engine with live help...

Hu is the new leader of China..? Bush and Condee discuss...

I'll leave ya to arm wrestle a reindeer...Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without trying...

Stealing your own Xmas presents and the mom who stole Christmas...jeez what a cow...

Press P for print...if that fails trash the office...man I remember that feeling...

The 12 smells of Christmas...an oldie but a goody...

Can't afford new furniture..? Grow your own...if you've got a little time to spare...

Scared shitless of Santa...too funny...

Proof that Viagra works...hehe...cool site explore a little...[LSFW]

Eight things women do wrong in bed...a previous entry listed 50 things men do wrong...talk about an inbalance lol...

I ain't afraid of no ghost...

The secret backdoor to websites...cool...

Manatee porn...totaly suitable for work...unless you work in an aquarium I guess...

As memory games go...this will keep y'all going for days...

The Pant Whisperer...she's a penis genius...hehe...[NSFW]

Feeling a little bad about yourself..? Pity the 10 most bizzare people on earth...

So you think wishlists and ladders are boring huh..?

Game on...Nordic Chill...

The 2006 list of er lists...

I'll leave with If Chatrooms Were Real...funny and worrying...

Catcha...

Looking for babes..?
Coolios Babes...
XXXmas stocking fillers ahoy...

One of my favourite tunes of all time given the marching band treatment...it must be my age but I kinda liked it lol...

Death to Hollywood includes such classics as Bored of the Rings...hehe...

A Christmas jingle for the men who love the feel of silk and nylon...nice blog man...

Things Me and My Girlfriend Have Argued About...feel his pain...I know I do...

Given one of the above reasons is spending too much time on the pc...one of these would be a nice Xmas surprise...

Oooooo...purdy snowflake...one for you and the kids...

The best divorce letter ever...probably...roflmao...

Just Mr Bush doing stuff...

Photography to make you sea sick...

Another of those frustrating pointy clicky puzzle games...

Send this to your friends in China...then wait for the secret police to call...seriously though this is a cool piece of software...Psiphon...

If like me you are fearful of My Space - as in having no friends lol - this could be right up our streets...Fake Your Space...

Forget the baubles...stars and tinsel this year...you need Pornaments...hehe...

Draw a pig and find out you're true self...ummm...I'm a realist - good listener - analytical and have a great sex life...bollox....hehe...

Hitting girls is bad...very very bad...

I'll leave you with one of the finest collections of online movies - documentaries and er stuff on the net...I spent most of the last week here (lol) - excellent site...

Catcha...

Nice to see the Cowboy back in the saddle...
Missed ya buddy...
As for my lack of posts...
Beer...beer and er...beer...
Kind of...

Enough twaddle...
Nekked gals to make ya waddle (lol)...
Coolios Babes...
They sure do look purdy...

Jeebus! I hadn't realized it had been over a month since I posted last! Time flies when you don't know what the hell you're doing. Want to know what I've been up to? Has it been the destabilizing/devaluing of the currency system of a nameless South American country? A sorrid tryst with the Olsen twins? Hard Time at Pelican's Bay?

No, it's been work. 9 to fuckin' 5. Or, more like 8:30 to 8:30. Sorry, I've just been too pooped to pop, so to speak. But it's time to start getting back on the bandwagon. I want to re-assert my rightful claim to Friday! To be the Man to help you take it to the bridge, and reach the Holy Land that is the Weekend! We shall rise in Jihad against the Great Satan of Work and fight forever toward the Mecca of hedonism, sloth and indolence! Allah Akbar!!!!!!

Okay, need to settle down. Plus that set of keywords will probably earn me a visit from the NSA, FBI and CIA...

More Rant? Go to Gunstar. Links - Below...

Just in case you've been hiding in a cave in the Kandahar region for a few years too long, there is a Babelog, from a man we know as the Doggy, you should check out... [NSFW]

Sod's Laws of Football from this.is.Anfield...

Start with Merritt Cabal and then just get waist deep in wicked, wonderful goodness... [NSFW]

Under the Category of Truly Great Ideas, Convict gives us Denmark's take on how to get folks to drive 55... [NSFW]

"I park my car, in handicapped spaces, while handicapped people, make handicapped faces..." Denis Leary - Asshole

A true PSA post from TTR2 - My Space Scum. And MS Paint porn?

If you want romance, I highly suggest this scene from the movie Crank... [NSFW]

And, of course, parting wisdom from Modern Drunkard - FDR, Portrait of a Drinking President...

Monday is yet another !@#$ing final, so PLEASE, I IMPLORE YOU, go out this weekendand have some fun on my behalf! And with that, your Cowboy is once again a ghost...

Be Seeing You!