Happy New year all...aah the joys of having a new woman...especially one who had to work on New Years Eve dressed as a cowgirl - yup my Polish barmaid donned a mini suede skirt a tied at the tummy checked shirt and a cute little hat...me being me I stayed in and worked on a new set of adult blogs...the photo at 00:01 on my cellphone suggests a particularly busy afternoon (when she wakes up lol) ahead...enough of my lustful thoughts and on with the linkage...

The very worst adverts of the previous year...the Coke one is particularly sad...

Start the New year with 70 of the best life hacks from er last year...nothing like being "with it" lol...

If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get...and 49 other things men wish you girls knew...

Your real social network...hehe...

You'll never run out of toilet paper again...handy...

GOD created the earth in six days...allegedly...Duelity has another view...excellent stuff...

Brit speeders get their own back...speed cameras destroyed...woohoo...

WE all know them and probably a few more...Seven Things That only Make Sense When Drunk...

Darling you have gorgeous goldfish...the wonders of the bra...

I leave you with the very best wordsmith on the net...HotForWords...holy shit I just can't concentrate - her accent - her eyes - her TITS!!!! OMFG I'm in LUUURRRVE!!!! And here's magnificent Marina'a website...I'm so gonna learn more about words in 2008!!!!

Catcha...

Have a Happy NUDES Year!!!
COOLIOS BABES...
Make it one resoloution y'all stick to!!!

Speaking of resoloutions...
I herby pledge to stop teasing the Cowboy...
Dammit one resoloution broken already - muhahhaaaaa...er...ha...
Seriously show the old chap wearing blogger some love...
THE OFFICIAL HOME OF DNA THE COWBOY...

That is my catchall for 2007. If you mistakenly believe that I might have impregnated your daughter, or started a ruckus in your bar, or any other misdeeds or malfeasance, I am totally and completely exonorated of all wrong doing and blame. Wasn't me! I was somewhere else at the time, or it was somebody who looked REMARKABLY like me. But not me. I'm not the sort who does those kind of awful things. It was probably Flip. Or maybe the Vixen, in some bizarre drag. Me? No, no, I was assuredly somewhere else....

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!! Welcome to 2008 and a clean slate! Do unto others before they do it to you....
My Resolutions?

1. Get Flip laid. Jeebus, but if I have to read another of his misguided wish fulfillment fantasies about me, I'm going to have to sell him to some Turkish sailors so they can keep him as a PROPER cabin boy. Big poofter! I'll have to talk to that Polish tart his been hanging about with to see if she'll shag him rotten...

2. Thank all my friends for a great 2007. To Coolio, who lets me come play on his blog! Thanks Big Dog! Flip, The Vixen, Wesbo over at Kontraband, Attu, my naughty little Badgirl, Clintus at Technoccult, Chris at TTR2, The Goose, Convict, Badger, Nai Nai and TONS of people I've missed, thank you VERY much for all your great work this year. You make the internet fun to surf!

3. Drink more, fuck more, carouse more! Fairly straight forward. Is enough really ever enough?

Okay, you've seen enough of this talking/rant crap. Let's get you some hot links, what say?

To know where we're going, it helps to know where we've been. Check out this pic from Kontraband - Men Through History. There seems to be a recurring theme...

A cool Cyberpunk documentary found via Technoccult....

From the infamous and wonderful Mia Caine, I give you my catch phrase of acronyms for 2008 - TYFP, STFD and STFU. To the unversed, this means Tighten Your Fuckin' Panties, Sit The Fuck Down and Shut The Fuck Up! Tell me your not going to get that on a T-Shirt...

If one of your resolutions for the New Year is to shed a few pounds, check out the fantastic diet from the Onion...

Some helpful Out of Office messages from Convict. My personal favorite is "I've run away to join a different circus...."

Versus - Marzia Prince vs. the November Cybergirls. Call it! [NSFW]

Chock full of all kinds of goodness, rediscover Double Agent! I'd like the Bond Car, the Police Lamborghini and this hottie!

And you've gotta know I love a good Cowgirl, right? Check out this gallery from my favorite naughty little Badgirl of the Mac Chck of the Month...

Vids of the Day - Stacey's Mom and the Christmas Compilation.
[LSFW]

And a few pieces of wisdom from our friends at Modern Drunkard - Bar Signs, Ballad of the Wingman, and the 86 Rules of Boozing. Rule 78 - When you’re in a bar and drunk, your boss is just another guy begging for a fat lip. Unless he’s buying...

Finally, the page that truly makes all this possible, and is TRULY Man's Tribute to Women, what better way to end a post than with Coolio's Babes!!!!! [NSFW]

May 2008 exceed your wildest fantasies, dreams and expectations!

And with that, your Cowboy rides into the sunset, (read - bar). If you've still got a few hours to kill, then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Be Seeing You!

Just a quickie from me...that's what she said...hope the week of wine women and song is going well...big night coming up and we'll say adios to this fucking year...onto the linkage...

Whilst the Cowboy likes his men grunting - shaven - oiled and in lycra...(lol)...I prefer my wrestlers female and nekked...

The superb sketch blog of Rob Sheridan...great stuff...

Now the only mixing I believe in is my drinks (hic)...however DJ Riko's Merry Mixmas Collection is really very very good...

So you want to be a gumshoe or maybe just a sinister stalker...all the tools you need...

Game on...can you escape the Guesthouse..?

Mirror World...photographs of unknown origin...

AS the year draws to a close...here's seven things we should pretend never happened..

If you love music and are kinda lonely or geeky...you need Jango...the first online musical social site...

I'd just like to say for the record...Chuck Norris' tears DO NOT cure cancer...hehe...

I'll leave y'all with 10 Things You've Never Seen in a Webcam Dance Video...hehe...Man I luuuurve this woman...

Catcha...

Want loads of nekked women..?
COOLIOS BABES...
Boobies bums and lady gardens galore...
Did I really say lady garden.?

Ho Ho Ho y'all...hope the fat man left you a ton of stuff...your turkey was tender and you pulled a cracker...I drunkenly asked a gorgeous Polish lady to meet me in my local on Christmas Day lunchtime...unshaven and shaky from the night before's festivities I was gobsmacked to see this vision arrive...I can only say a walk by the river with a beautiful woman is the best hangover cure EVER!!!

New PC or Mac for Christmas..? Here's some handy tips for setting it up...

The must see websites in 2008...

Game on Pearls Before Swine...a real toughie and a right nasty piece of work playing with you...

Awesome blog...Local Girl's Day in Pictures...love ya work sweetie...

11 secrets all men keep from their wives...hehe...

Looking for something to spend your Christmas money on..? Nice island...

The year in photographs from Time Magazine...

Forget skateboards...you just need sandals in Saudi Arabia...

Got a real crappy gift that you're desperate to swap..? You need The Freecycle Network...

A little late but the 12 Days of Christmas bought bang up to date...hehe...

I'll leave y'all with a view of what Santa does for the rest of the year...

Catcha...

Looking for the hottest babes on the planet..?
COOLIOS BABES...
Bird's y'all wanna stuff (lol)...

Happy Holidays all.

It's been awhile I know!!
Wanted to stop in and wish all a good 1.

Here's a few links for x-mas..

All kinds of cool Flash Games to burn up some time.

Happy Holiday Nude Babes. [NSFW]
Freshly updated

Human Tetris lol

Watch I am Legend Free no Download needed.

Santa's best kept secert @ Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

Have Fun and be Safe!

- VixeN

No need to rant and blather today. I really do hope you all enjoy yourself with family, friends or whomever you love! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Kontraband gives us these Letters to Santa. "You want to be nice to Santa...Tell your Mom to wait up"

It's not ALL fun and games out there. Check out this insightful article from the Onion - Nation's snowman march against global warming...

Funky, disturbing and sometimes wrong! Check out this site - Who Killed Bambi?

What to get your Lady and What to get your Man from Heavy...

Versus - The Cowgirls of FSU vs. Brie Anna [NSFW]

Find your self lacking the proper spirit? Check out these FANTASTIC motivational posters!

Convict posted this Letter from Santa. Ho Ho - Ho!

A comparison of Drug Dealers vs. Geeks from TTR2. Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market...

Vids of the Day - Wizards of Winter, (duh), and Girls Kissing Krescendo!

Final Wisdom, (possibly a bit late...), to Surviving the Holidays from Modern Drunkard...

And, of course, the best holiday cheer you could possibly ask for! Check out Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

Merry Christmas!!!

And, believe it or not, I'm off to work today. Your Cowboy's boss is some kind of special Asshat who's earning himself a one way ticket down. Not that unlucky? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Be Seeing You!

It's Friday here in the UK and old Flip is off into town to gate-crash all those drunken office Christmas parties...hopefully by 5pm I'll be snogging Anna from accounts and Rebecca from reception...ah well a guy can dream...enjoy the linkage...

How to behave after sex...advice for him and her...useful...

The Bureau of Communications...fill in the box stationary for those special moments...

On the same subject...Holiday O' Matic...generating greetings cards for any occasion...yup even for an oil change...

Now you can Tattoo Santa and send him on his way...nice one...ho ho ho...

How do you fancy yourself as a Handbell Hero..? Tough but wonderfully festive...

I'm crap at wrapping presents...here's a useful guide to make yours stand out from the crowd...Wrap Art...

Now you can make and send the most garish seasonal sweater ever...hehe I love it...

Seven things men want to do but are a bit girlie...yup the Cowboy does all seven daily...hehe...

Your one stop internet station for all that Christmas muzak...

Now that's what I call a racing game simulator...

Now who could have a blog like this...lol...The Rude Blogger...[NSFW]

I'll leave ya with a classic Christmas song...a sentiment I no longer have to worry about being alone *sniffs*...The Ramones and Merry Christmas Baby (I Don't Wanna Fight Tonight)...

Catcha...

Want the breast this year..?
Go for breast thighs and a whole lot more...
COOLIOS BABES...
Delicious red hot birds galore!!!

Just a week to go before the big day...don't forget you can track Santa's progress thanks to NORAD...

I'd like to get laid for Christmas (read no hope lol)...here's 12 reasons why sex is good for ya...

Whip out the wank wipes any trekkies out there...hehe...

Pretty little relaxing game...Winter Bells...

Get all Old Skool with the Rave Generator...drop that bass...

There really isn't much difference between geeks and drug dealers...

You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication...more great one liners here...

Too tight fisted to buy Christmas cards..? Make your own E-Cards...

Delightful vintage Christmas tunes...

Listen To Your Wife...where women are heard...I'm saying nothing hehe...

Electric eels used to power Christmas trees...shocking...

Speaking of Xmas trees here's a few different ones...

Now that's what I call a big tits tattoo...

See in real time just how much cash Ron Paul is collecting online...and DONATE!!!

Your daily awww that's sweet (or a little weird)...Cats in Sinks...

Sick of turkey..? Try roasted reindeer...muhhahahahaaaaa...er...ha...

Send a handmade Christmas gingerbread man...sweet...

Flip has been nice most of the year (not just near Christmas)! Makes others happy... Could share a little more...however...Politeness is sometimes very good... Can be great listener...so what's your Naughty Or Nice Santa rating..?

I'll leave ya with the Sproutifarts...windy...

Catcha...

Looking for nude Christmas crackers..?
COOLIOS BABES...
Babes you just wanna pull!!!

Flip, pay your bookie. The rest of you lot should be ASHAMED! Betting that my shameful misbehaviour would finally do me in! Tsk! Damn near did! If you have to celebrate an "0", (30, 40, etc...), you should go BIG! Get a bunch of hooligan friends and tear shit up! Enlist innocent bystanders. Get a whole damn town partying right along with you! That's how this one felt! I will spare the gory details, (mostly because of potentially pending charges), but I don't think there was a vice that didn't get indulged. As it should be...

Let's get it on!

Kontraband helps me sum it up nicely with a single word - Tired

While I didn't drink and drive, (because I was so flat out hammered I probably couln't have opened the door of a car, much less drive it), you HAVE to respect a guy who can get a DUI on a lawnmower...

I saw some prime examples of these amazing delinquints! Check out the Suicide Girls!

Get down on the deck with this vid from Attu - Altitude is Prohibited! I feel the need, the need to eat shruberies?

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day - The Bone Babe or The Cardinal's cyberwonder, Brie Anna? [NSFW]

Murphy's Lesser Known Laws from the Goose. " A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well."

A Call for Cheney Impeachment Hearings from Technoccult! Ridiculous! How do you impeach a Dark Lord of the Sith...

Vids of the Day - Trip Like I Do and Naughty Officer Nyluh [LSFW]

I'm with the Convict on this one, in that I don't know if this is for real or not, but check out this Romanian Street Racing site and make your own call...

Saturno Buttò Art, via Unscathed Corpse [LSFW]

The Onion gives you your Horoscope...

Final Wisdom from Modern Drunkard - 40 things every drunkard should do before they die....

And, of course, DO go see Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

Flip, I'll get to you later. Right now, I'm fighting to finish. Need more? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Be Seeing You!

A big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me old (literally) mate DNA aka The Cowboy...The old fellah should be pissed as a newt in some shady New Orleans bar by now...Surrounded by ladyboys and sailors knowing him...hehe...have a good one mate... ...onto the linkage...

An absolutely incredible version of Merry Christmas (War is Over) by George W Bush...sad and sobering...

A shit load of Blues and Jazz internet radio stations...

Are your kids looking for something to keep them occupied during the holidays..? Don't show them this...lol...

Beach volleyball is obviously one of the finest sports on the planet...ooooh yeah...

I went to a foam disco in Greece once...but it was nothing like this...

Last minute pressies to buy and looking for a bargain..? No worries - checkout this top secret Amazon discount thinggy...

Pistol Whipping Party Penquins and other terrible band names...Job For A Cowboy are in there too...ummm what's the perfect job for our Cowboy..? Fluffer maybe..? Oh dear I'm so gonna get done for that one lol...

So just how many 5-year-olds could you take in a fight..? I made 29 - oooh I'm so bad...

Porn for Girls by Girls...muhahahhaaaaaaaa...er...ha...totally work safe hehe...

Game on and a real toughie aswell as being seasonal...Snow Storm...

No room at the inn..? Not if your names are Mary and Joseph and you don't mind Travelodge...nice one guys...

Give everyone around you the horn...big time...I so want one!!!

Finally and to show I love the Cowboy really...here's over 9,000 hot Brit babes to drool over...hope your birthday's going well old friend...

Catcha...

Not many Brit babes...
But the ones there are stunners...
COOLIOS BABES...
International hottie centre...

Remember guys a dog is for life not just Christmas...your daily awww ain't that sweet...Puppy a Day...

I just don't get it...I've been called a nice guy by women...I take it that's an insult...lol...(still single ladies hit me up - I can be bad hehe)...

Ever shafted a rock star or band - downloaded an album or single..? Now y'all can pay those poor guys back...Dear Rockers...

Another of those mind numbingly dull but kind of addictive "turn my Xmas lights off" sites...

If like me you tend to lose your pussy in the dark...you need one of these...lol...

And so a new fetish is born...Bears in Ill Fitting Hats...hehe...

Speaking of fetish and we know DNA (40 on Saturday!!!) just loves his ahem bondage sessions...how to escape from police handcuffs...useful...

Game on and can you help Sony's Santa save Christmas..? Real prizes to win...

I'll leave you with a great collection of Christmas clips with Mommy's Santa..? Being absolutely brilliant...naughty naughty mommy!!!

Catcha...

Looking for hot stocking fillers..?
These frisky festive females are nekked I tells ya...
COOLIOS BABES...
Empty ya sacks boys...

It's been awhile since we had gay dancing zombies...wtf?!?

The 50 Top Ten lists of the year...why are lists so addictive..?

Finding it hard to get up in the cold winter mornings..? You need an alarm clock...I want the wring its neck one!!!

A load of live online games...take on the world...

Regulars will know I've popped this link up every Christmas - still as cool as ever - Elf Yourself...hehe...

You might find the next big rock band on The SixtyOne...nice site...

Sometimes I stumble across a blog that is seriously too cool...nice work guys...

Now this is stunning...Whale Hunt...story telling for the modern world...wow...

Turning wine into water is sooo last century - y'all need to tap into that wine shop on the internet...it's foreign but you'll get the drift hehe...USB Wine...lol...

Classic songs should be left to alone...better yet these "singers" should be shot...

Let your word power feed the third world...Free Rice...spend some time there each day...

Miss Gay America is actually kinda hot...in an over made up MILF kind of way hehe...

You'll never walk past a car park without getting horny ever again...Car-a-Sutra...

You know you want to Pimp Santa's Sleigh...

Ever fancied yourself as an animal..? Build Your Wild Self...

Nothing like popping out for a midnight snack whilst nekked...

I'll leave ya with a bunch of unfortunately placed ads...hehe...

Catcha...

So ya came here looking for boobies huh..?
Have no fear - Flip is here...
Get your babe fix with the legend that is...
COOLIOS BABES...
Sexier than the Hoff in a thong that's for sure...
(unless you're the Cowboy - he's a big fan lol)

Ah, to be young and insane! This coming Saturday, I will turn 40. I should have shuffled off the mortal coil long ago, so I'm looking at this as a chance to truly celebrate God's incredible sense of humor! Age and Treachery shall ALWAYS overcome Youth and Skill! I will be in New Orleans, so I probably won't make it back on time, (or in any condition...) to post next Monday. So I'll leave you in the the capable, (albiet deviant) hands of Flip and the Vixen!

Kick Ass, Take Names and show their women the TRUE meaning of Pleasure!

Links are where you expect them to be...

Kontraband gives us the Da Vinci Conundrum. And damn, that IS a lot of semen! And how to PROPERLY walk your dog!

The Vice Guide to Finding Yourself. And NOT just that way...

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Jaime Eason vs. Farmer Girl (Pornstar) Brooke Banner

dbasixx gives us this great gallery of absurd pics...

My naughty little Badgirl gives us Girls with an Attitude! [NSFW]

Vids of the Day - Crank That remixed and Just for Jaime...

I don't watch the show, but I ALWAYS appreciate good jailbait, (even if she's legal now). Check out this gallery of Hayden Panettiere I found on Eblogx...

With this Attu post, I think, before I die, I need to hit a Playboy Party...

Parting wisdom, (for me), from Modern Drunkard - The Lost Weekend

And finally, we give you the best of the lot - Coolios Babes! Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, your Cowboy is off. Not ready for death and dishonor? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Be Seeing You!

Despite the date above - I can assure you here in the UK it is indeed Friday...the day you 9 to 5'ers live for...in 8 hours time you'll be free for two glorious days...so have pity on poor porn site owning souls like Flip who's day never ends - who doesn't know the meaning of the word weekend - hey it's a crap job but someone's got to do it hehe...get ready for ya weekend with a selection of thank God it's Friday links...enjoy!!!

The journey home on the commuter train just got a whole lot brighter...sexy!!!

Who does the world want to elect as the President of the US..? Seems Ron Paul's the most popular...

WoW (ouch) Mr T is a World of Warcraft nerd...

No matter what mood you're in Moody will sort ya iPod mizak out...

Speaking of muzak this is awesome...Songza - search for that tune and ye shall find...too cool...

Love him or hate him Banksy is one of this countries greatest ever artists...my son wants a print for Christmas...jeez I need to take out a second mortgage lol...

When Star Wars fans go too far...crazy tattoo's...

Planning to eat at a Chinese restaurant this weekend..? Better check the menu first...

The photos seniors wish they'd never had taken...probably...hehe...I could say the first looks remarkably like our very own Cowboy...but I wont...lol...

The 2008 Pirelli calendar has an Eastern feel about it...gorgeous as usual...

Game on...and get your feet wet with Dolphin Olympics...

Beware...the zombies are coming...

Lonely this weekend..? Settle down with some of the best porn films out there...The Da Vinci Load and Star Trek the Next Penetration er stand out...hehe...

I'll leave y'all with a reminder just what Santa himself wants for Christmas...

Catcha...

One thing santa always likes...
Is to empty his sack...
You will too after seeing these nekked beauties...
COOLIOS BABES - every day is Christmas!!!

Who's the big fat bearded scary pervert dressed in red velvet..?

Is that a camera in your pocket sir..? Strictly No Photography...cool site...

Never really fancied buying a Wii until now...oiled topless Brit babes show us their moves...woohoo...[NSFW]

Anyone looking for a map of Europe showing all the blonde haired babe hotspots..?

Looking to treat your pussy to something special this Christmas..? You need Kitty Wigs...hehe...

The wondrous photography of Martin Kilmas...

Test your ability to train dogs with this online test...Defiant Dog...

Do you have a lonely glove at home missing it's partner...you've got to hand it to this website...

So you wanna be a stalker huh..?

Shaved balls and pussies according to the bible...

I'll leave you with this fact...women who went to college are more likely to give you a blowjob...so that's why I like brainy chicks...more sex trivia...

Catcha...

My housemate would feature heavily on this site...Dirty Kitchens...strangely addictive...

I like my women like I like my coffee...finish the sentance...

Speaking of coffee here's a VERY good friend of mine's blog - she's just getting it back together so pop over say hi - bookmark and tell her Flip sent ya hehe - French Vanilla Iced Coffee...she's HAWT!!! And if we send enough folks we might get the link to her steamy blog - ummm nice...

Coolios makes it to the front cover of Fortune magazine...HERE!...make your own at Mag My Pic...

Visit Coolios Babes for ten minutes daily...and live 5 years longer...woohooo!!!

Mike Tyson talks some shit...but are you gonna tell him...

At the time of writing I'm 1,460,615,356 seconds old...and you are..?

Game on and this one will drive you mental...Bloxor...

Your own online doll...dress her how you want...lol...

Shoot anyone in the world from the comfort of you pc or mobile phone...allegedly...

I'll leave you with your very own online purring pussy...

Catcha...