This'll be my last post for a while. I will be offline for a couple of weeks, then I'll be starting a new job. On Cinco De Mayo, no less. Would you expect anything less of me?

Have a fan-fucking-tastic weekend and Let's Get Deep Down In It!!!!!!

Harrassment in the workplace isn't funny. Just ask Hayden...

Your E-Card for the Weekend...

The two sides of Love: Lifehouse - Hangin' by a Moment and Puddle of Mudd - She Fuckin' Hates Me

Pimpin' for a Friend - If you want a really incredible read, check out Deus Ex's very own Chez Pazienza's fantastic new book, Dead Star Twilight. Check out some excerpts here...

Versus - The Cowgirl of the Day vs. The Cardinal's Favorite Sinner, Olivia Munn [LSFW]

Nice and Random - Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

A pretty classic picdump from Eblogx...

Vids of the Day - Act a Fool and Sex Bomb Sarah

Parting Wisdom from Modern Drunkard - 365 Reasons To Get Soused. Today is 18 April, right? It just so happens that Paul Revere made his midnight ride (1775). Make your own ride before the liquor stores close....

And the best of the lot, Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, your Cowboy has a lot of studying to do before his goddamn tests this coming Wednesday and next Thursday, respectively. Wish me luck? And Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Be Seeing You!

I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it.

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country. Or possibly just made up.

Your girlfriend just got a new little fuzzy kitten and you need some great entertainment. I must be real tired...I found this fricken funny as...(well)....shit.

FEAR

OMG!!!!!! Lady just got owned.

How to get rid of a one night stand

World's Most Fearless Animal.... hmmm...don't think I would want to be in his sites.

PC vs Penthouse Pet ...she's right she wins.

Do I have your attention now.....

Somtimes there is an easy answer to a difficult question - This is so stupidly simple i can't figure out why i never thought of doing this before!

Well I'm outa here for now remember to crank them speakers here

This is copy and Paste Day!!!!! Just because I feel Lazy.

The Audi Gymnasts. Another Audi commercial that has absolutely nothing to do with their car, but is extremely cool.

Tiger woods gets a very queer question.

This is a pretty cool bar trick. Some dude places a piece of paper between a bottle and some coins and with a simple flick of the finger removes the paper.

Some dude flips his car on its side and a bunch of guys come over to help him out. Funny Stuff

Watch as these two bruiser bucks try to kill each other to see who will mate with the doe in the background.

This girl has a talent that I she will never need with me, but it sure is cool to watch.

It’s time for us to become real men once again! It’s time for us to take back our rightful role as the dominant sex on this Planet.

Sorry so short...I need a Dirty little thing see ya later

As most of you don't know (or care) I live in the U.S. Michigan to be somewhat exact and it's getting alot warmer here. So now I get to get out and BBQ, watch titties and drink beer outside.

Could this be your next Job??? Health Canada is looking for someone to grow government-approved weed.

The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys so they say.

This is how your computer says, "screw you."

Has anyone seen the brand new $5.00 Bill. Post a comment of where you live and the price of gas there!!

And while we're on the gas subject...Genius climbs on top of the gas tanker, reach into his pocket, and take out his lighter to look inside the tank!
How to Build An Toy Airplane All you need are a couple matchsticks and flies.

I don't think I would want to mess with this kid I'm sure this was a film to show what could be brought into a school with out anyone knowing(I hope anyways)

I have no Idea What He's laughing atbut it had to be damn funny.

Here's a couple vids before I leave.... Jessica....Hysteria....How Long
Till tomarrow....Later

A brunette says to a blonde “Look! A dead bird!” and the blonde looks up and says “Where?”

3 girls die, 1 is blonde, 1 is brunette and 1 is a red head.
When the reach Heavens gate, God says to them, “To get to Heaven you must climb up 100 steps, while going up i’ll tell jokes, if you laugh once, you’re off to hell!”

So the brunette goes first, 34 steps up, God tells a joke, she laughs, and shes off to Hell.
Up comes the Redhead, 66 stairs and Gods shares a wee joke, she giggles and she is then in hell.
Lastly, the Blonde goes up, 99 stairs up and she laughs, God looks at her, confused, he hasn’t told a joke! So he asks her, “what the fuck are you laughing at?” The blonde replies, “I just got the first one”

How carsurfing is done

April 14 is Cake and Cunnilingus Day

Jeff Dunham & Walter are so damn funny in these clips I'm sure you'll enjoy.

Well I'm outa here, sorry uch a short one post ... but please enjoy these music vids so sit back and crank em up...Later

so hot Holy Diver and Bad Medicine

You'd be coming up with screwball titles like that too if you'd just spent an average of 6 hours each day to studying securities law. I'd rate it right up there with masterbating with sandpaper. Sound fun now?

Well, what IS fun is that we are now at the WEEKEND! Hark the forkin' Heralds! Would it be too much to ask of our employers to be able to take a big swig of Red Eye and bust a few rounds skyward when 5 p.m. rolls around? I think NOT!

Regardless, have a great, SAVAGE weekend!

Tucker Max's infamous Absinthe Donuts story....

So wrong, and yet so right! My naughty little Badgirl gives us a post from her Hotbox sure to get us all in trouble - The Jailbait Gallery [LSFW]

Shameless bitch! Check out the sexy Mercedes-McLaren SLR ‘Renovatio’ gallery that Attu posted!

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Misty Anderson or the Cardinal's favorite sinners, Amanda Corey and Holley Ann Dorrough [NSFW]

My pick so far for the Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots asskicking title of the summer. From TTR2, check out the trailer for Hellboy II...

Chez over at Deus Ex gives us food for thought with his post, Give 'til it Hurts!

A cool post from Centro on Babes and Cars - What the world will look like when we've gone

Vids of the Day - Heart of a Rebel and London Bridge

Parting wisdom is provided by our friend at Modern Drunkard - Joints of No Return

And the best is saved for last! Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And my ass is history! Yours isn't? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Be Seeing You!

Greetings.

I have a few links to share!

Kewl Shark Attack Video.

Oboma's a MacDaddy!
Hmmmn... wtf?

I wonder if you will continue eating Bananas after you watch this [LSFW] video?
wierd

Remember to remove those nipple rings before flying!
just amazing.

Sarah Silverman and Matt singing I'm F*cking Matt Damon. lol.

And for some naughty fun check out these nude babes [NSFW] and these adult cams [NSFW] for some real excitement! Or atleast bookmark them for the weekend

Be Seeing You.

- xoxo Vixen

I have nothing ready to post so I'll just surf and post, Been up all night working on my Music video site and hav'nt been to bed yet...Woodys Music Videos Here's a taste of what I'm doing...still neeeds work...oh well it'll get there. One thing I like and always found cool are the Bud light ads on tv and the ones that were deemed censored and did'nt make it.

Now I’m interested in this new business venture, anyone else fancy it?

Oka...I not sure how stupid you have to be to something like this but.....Not me.

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

A baby with two faces was born in a northern Indian village, where she is doing well and is being worshipped as the reincarnation of a Hindu goddess, her father said Tuesday.

Well thats all I'm worth right now....need sleep...Later

Bruce is back and I'm so glad to be here and ready to do some cool posts and get this site rockin again. DNA has been doing a great job but it's tough doing it basicly by yourself. And a BIG thanks to Vixen for getting me in....kiss kiss.
It has been about 2 or 3 years so I might be a little rusty but I'll get it back and try to do my best to keep you coming back for more. So enough of this shit lets get going....

Dead Dog gives us words with 2 meaningsand of course here in the states the Presidental election in full swing and if the Bitch winsthey'll have to rename the plane. (as you'll come to see I can't stand her or obama for that matter) And as a matter of fact I'm voting this year for Nobody.
Anybody besides me looking to buy a new house???? I found thats right up your alley...It seems Hubert Humphrey's estate is up for sale.....any takers?

Ya know one thing that really gets me is all these Teachers having sex with students!!!!! WHERE WERE THEY when I was in school???? And to top it off this kid told his dad (dumb ass) I would have kept my nouth shut and kept jumping on that.
I found this video that I thought you might enjoy Jimmy Kimmel's day with Richard Simmons. Scary as it might be.
I also found this little video on How to make Moonshine

Well that will do it for me for now....Later