...I've become now what I wanted
To be all along
A psychopathic poet
The Devil's bastard son....

Ah, the goodness that is the Wall of Voodoo. Between that and classic lyrics like "I wish I was in Tijuana,
Eating barbequed iguana...", how can you go wrong? Well, several ways, I'm sure. But we won't go into that now. Why?

Because it's the goddamn weekend! And you know how I feel about that! As the dear Mz. Caine would say - Tighten Your Fuckin' Panties, Sit The Fuck Down and Shut The Fuck Up! You're about to go on a ride, it's going to be a hellish misadventure, full of decadence and sin. But why be a girly man about it? Buck the Fuck Up!!!

/ Rant.

Why not kick things off with a little airplay from the DJ we can't quite understand - Mexican Radio

Nice and Random - Imagery from the History of Medicine

Kontraband is posting provocative videos with bumpin' beats. Let's TELL! Or better yet, let's watch DJ Peron - We Want To Be Free![NSFW]

Artsy Fartsy stuff from my naughty little Badgirl - Bodyart Girls

A cool story - Embracing the Inner Call Girl

Versus - Jamie Ford vs. the Unknown Cyberhottie [NSFW]

The Gematriculator - Find out how evil or good your site is...

Gilligan's Island, the way it was meant to be... [NSFW]

My balls just tightened a bit! Found via Attu - The Watchman Trailer

Vids of the Day - Beepers and Planet Boom

I think this is the kind of e-card I'd like to get from some hot, naughty girl this weekend. More here...

Final Wisdom from Modern Drunkard - Dying under the Radar

And we cap this post with Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, Jack, I'm 10-7 outta here! You want more? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation... [NSFW]

Be Seeing You!

I was, once again, hard up for a title. Random wordplay saved me! Can I get an AMEN!!! And if you didn't sing along with hosanas in the highest, you can expect a sulpheric tang and pitchforks in your ass for eternity. Or maybe a bad blister. Or hangnail. Or something...

Okay, we've run that one as long as we're going to. Anyone know where Flip, or any of the other 16 bloggers who are supposed to be here have gone to? Fuck, even I'm getting tired of my own stuff....

Kontraband gives us the two hot girls fighting. And stuff...

DO NOT FUCK WITH YOUR SYSADMIN!!! Attu posts this story from next door to me - IT Admin in San Francisco locks up network

A pretty cool, pretty random article from Technoccult on the Secrets of the Occult

Versus - Marissa Miller vs. Diane Dagota [NSFW]

Priorities, people PRIORITIES!!! From the Onion - I Don't Have Time For Noncontroversial Art Exhibits

Are you kidding me? An HST conspiracy theory? Bring it!

Vids of the Day - Pistol Grip Pump and When She's Hot

Crazy Rich? Or rich because they're crazy? Slate examines the absurdity of American Wealth...

Chat room bully? Jeebus H Christ on a Wheelchair...

Final Wisdom from Modern Drunkard - Alcoholic Astrology

And of course, I give you Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And now I bid you adieu while I head back to the office. Again. Too painful to even comprehend? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Be Seeing You!

...Only the strongest will survive
Lead me to heaven when we die
I have a shadow on the wall
I’ll be the one to save us all....

There were both 300 and Halo vids of this song, and that's what got me hooked. It's hits that chord for me for anyone who has to slog the trenches and fight the good? fight every damn day. I’ll be the one to save us all...

Too random for you? The head down to the links and loose yourself...

No Rockin' the Dead in Wisconsin, you pervs! Check out this story from Attu. And the best birthday present EVER!

Phil Ken Sebben. Love him or he might make you work overtime...

The 10 Manliest Superheros...

Versus - Crosslin Girl Kelly vs. Nikki Ryann [NSFW]

David Brent gives you the wisdom that's made him the marketing management genius we have come to love...

Your Project Mayhem assignment from the brilliant Deus Ex...

Vids of the Day - Cotton Eye Joe and How Do You Want It?

Wonderland - Oh yes it is!

Sorry, but I never get tired of a good flight vid. Check out the F22 Raptor in action...

I haven't posted it in a while, so if you've never seen it, check out the Hotel series...

Parting wisdom from Modern Drunkard - Blackout like you mean it!

And last, but certainly not least, I give you Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, your Cowboy hopes you have a great weekend and get into as much trouble as you can manage without losing life, limb, relationship and or any other major negative consequence. And that one of these days we get Flip and the rest of the lot back to post once in a while *Ahem*

If you still want more, then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Be Seeing You!

The 4th of July is a big deal in the U.S. The Declaration of Independence. Freedom from Tyranny and Oppression. The Right to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness! But when we really get right down to it, it's really about a bunch of Rich White Guys who didn't want to pay their taxes....

Sorry! An Onion report from the Department of Evil...

Cool Fun from the Generator Blog - The Star Wars Text Crawl

You just have to love crazy white boys! Check out DGAF - Knuckle Up

Tucker shows his sensitive side - The Blowjob Follies

Versus - Shawna Lenee vs. Amanda Corey [NSFW]

My naughty little Badgirl gives us spanking scenes from 1990 to 2007 [LSFW]

TTR2 gives us our timewaster for the day - War Transporter. And how 'bout a Justin Timberlake vid from Southland Tales...

Vids of the Day - Rock is Dead and Escape

Final Wisdom from Modern Drunkard comes in the form of Drunk Talk

And without question, you should absolutely, positively head over to Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And how is your Cowboy going to spend his Fourth? Getting over this damn cold. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of humor...

For you lot who are more in the mood for Action, Jackson, then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Be Seeing You!