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Rich White Guys Don't Like Paying Taxes....

The 4th of July is a big deal in the U.S. The Declaration of Independence. Freedom from Tyranny and Oppression. The Right to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness! But when we really get right down to it, it's really about a bunch of Rich White Guys who didn't want to pay their taxes....

Sorry! An Onion report from the Department of Evil...

Cool Fun from the Generator Blog - The Star Wars Text Crawl

You just have to love crazy white boys! Check out DGAF - Knuckle Up

Tucker shows his sensitive side - The Blowjob Follies

Versus - Shawna Lenee vs. Amanda Corey [NSFW]

My naughty little Badgirl gives us spanking scenes from 1990 to 2007 [LSFW]

TTR2 gives us our timewaster for the day - War Transporter. And how 'bout a Justin Timberlake vid from Southland Tales...

Vids of the Day - Rock is Dead and Escape

Final Wisdom from Modern Drunkard comes in the form of Drunk Talk

And without question, you should absolutely, positively head over to Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And how is your Cowboy going to spend his Fourth? Getting over this damn cold. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of humor...

For you lot who are more in the mood for Action, Jackson, then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Beat the Devil

"Darkness is Death's Ignorance, and the Devil's Time..." Wisdom from Brotha James. Tomorrow is Friday. Next week is a three day weekend. All is not lost, my children! Hopefully Flip comes back soon to give you some real content, but 'til then, hope this will tide you over...

I wish BMW would do another series of these films! Check out Beat the Devil...

Oooookay - Beat the Devil dot com?

Kontraband gives us Horror and the Classics...

Versus - MySpace Cowgirl vs. Kayden Kross... [NSFW]

Seriously hot, naughty foursome action....

The Onion gives us opinions from folks on the street about the Right to Own Guns being Upheld. And seriously, it'd be a good idea of if you bought some Country Crock...

Vids of the Day - To Live and Die in L.A. and I Kissed A Girl

My E-Card for the day. More here...

And from Modern Drunkard - Wino Wisdom. "That jerk is the ugliest, smelliest, assholiest fuck-face on the planet. I would never sleep with him again..."

And no post is complete without Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And now, as I dream of sleep, I will soon sleep to dream. Not about all that metaphysical crap? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Somebody put something in my Drink

Blurred vision and dirty thoughts
Feel (out of place), very distraught
Feel something coming on

Kick the jukebox, slam the floor
Drink, drink, drink, drink some more
I can't think
Hey! What's in this drink?

Hopefully you know a Ramones classic when you hear one. Damn wayward children! Anyways, I've made it back for yet another Friday post. DON'T all start clapping now, fuckers! I recognize my substitute teacher status for when Flip isn't here, but SO HELP ME GOD I'LL SEND YOU ALL TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE IF YOU DON'T BEHAVE!

Thank You!

Now to the links...

Attu kicks this hea party off with a Victoria's Secret Babes Threesome.... [LSFW]

Cool! - Picture Maps of Boston and Cambridge

My newest linkpartner, Reality Wired, has this post on 25 sexy bikes... [LSFW]

Totally Crap gives us a fun little timewaster to, well, kill some time with. And some drug lords. Check out Sniper Assassin...

Versus - Random Google Girl vs. Kori Koether [NSFW]

From Deus Ex, we have our Mayhem Project for Friday - The Slayer Air Raid Siren....

Check out the new face of Santander's F1 Team, Miss Britain, Miss Gemma Garrett...

Oh Goodness! From Technoccult, it seems that a US Special Forces manual got leaked to Wiki...

Oh Goodness, part 2! Check out this Don't from Vice Land...

Your E-Card for the day...

Vids of the Day - Future World and Bump

Final Wisdom from Modern Drunkard - You Know You're a Drunkard when...

And, of course, you MUST check out Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And now, your Cowboy has another 12 hour day ahead of him, so he's off. You don't like the mere thought of it? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Life's Been Good To Me So Far...

My Maserati does one-eighty-five
I lost my license, now I don't drive
I have a limo, ride in the trunk
I lock the doors in case I get drunk...

Joe Walsh, in case you wondered or cared. Not dead yet, just in case you were wondering, or had bets going. Jackals! Here's some links to take you into the Weekend, at which point links will be the least of your deviant concerns....

Fucking MADMEN! Check out this vid of racing in the rain! It made my balls tighten!

Your E-Card for the Day. More of that same goodness here...

Chez gives us one to sing along with - Dynamite Hack's Boyz in the Hood

Versus - Alessandra Ambrosio vs. Gemma Massey

Great ad! - Irn-Bru

Attu gives us a gallery a whole lot of women folk on the PixMix.... [LSFW]

If you remember Schoohouse Rock, then you'll surely dig on Pirates and Emperors!

Magic Kingdom Fun, from the Badger...

Vids of the Day - Explosive and The Devil's Trill

Final Wisdom from Modern Drunkard - 7 Steps to Blackout Island

And, of course, I give you the best of the lot, Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And I have another 12 hours ahead before a half day Saturday. The wicked, truly know no rest. Your Cowboy will either be rich soon, or dead! Not up for all that yet? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Toys For Weird Kids

It's Monday here in the UK and what a weekend - new tent and a whole new lease of life...there's something about waking up to the dawn chorus and sheep nibbling ya guide ropes - your tent pole's wonky and your own pole well and truly (ya get my drift hehe)...my name is Flip and I'm an official campaholic...fresh air big skies and quaint little Welsh towns to potter through...aaaah bliss truly truly blissful...now enough babling onwards with your linkage...

Bringing art out of the shadows so to speak...

Feeling hungry..? Maybe a quick virtual buffet might help...

An alternative edition of the famous Ladybird book The Police...haha nice one guys...

Nice to see the British police are ready for anything - including an alien invasion lol...

I must be a geek 'cos I love every single bit of this furniture...

Another of those very funny exam papers...

Could high speed police car chases become a thing of the past with Star Chaser..?

I'm in love with my new tent - but do I want to shag it..? Naw...

Nice bunch of arty cartoons at Drawer Geeks...

This guy has far too much time on his hands - and whiskers on his chin...

As Americans whine about the "high" (lol) cost of gas - here's some freebies for ya...

You logger headed earth-vexing hugger-mugger...more Shakespearean insults hereth...

The very disturbing art and stuff of Gregory Jacobsen...

I'll leave y'all with toys for the freaky wierdo little kid in your life...I love 'em hehe...

Catcha...

Tit's 'n ass ahead...
The legendary COOLIOS BABES...
Babes butts boobs and beauty...

I'm A Knicker Picker Pervert!!!

Just a quickie from old Flip - that's what she said - as I'm off on another camping trip lol - aaah the great outdoors lovely views...hiking...rain and shagging in a tent hahaha...onwards with the linkage...

Fancy reading a great book whilst at work - the boss will never ever know...

Now here's a real premium flash game - Robo Kill - the rest of the site is pretty cool too...

I've pledged to help beat the world record download...now support Firefox it rocks!!!

Now if ya like sending ya buddies and lovers songs via email - things just got a whole lot easier with the awesome Tiny Song - oh yeah I like it...

How about treating your pc to a facelift and an all over new classy crisp and dare I say sexy look - Wallpapers and Icons...

This is supposed to help us men pick undies for our partners - old Flip has just been playing and perving on the brilliant Knicker Picker...woohoo!!!

Worry - alot - if your doctor writes AMYOYO Syndrome on your notes...hehe...

So do you reckon the US did a planet exchange with a dozen aliens..?

Now ya can send all those crazy links you find on the web in one small er link...Link Bunch - nifty...

Beautiful women looking really really stoopid...like it lol...

I could say who ya gonna call...but I wont...Unicorn Rangers...OMFG!!!

Now a heads up to my fellow bloggers and webmasters out there - if ya looking for awesome super cool designs checkout my true online friend and totally HOT designer babe Foxy Geek - she absolutely rocks...and tell her Flip sent ya...

Ok that'll do I've gotta pack my rucksack and waterproof my willy lol - I'll leave ya with a comic that I guess neither you nor I will ever have a clue WTF it's all about...I shall call it A Comic Thing lol...

Catcha...

Now get a dose of beautiful nude babes...
The legendary COOLIOS BABES...
So damn hot you'll think you have a fever...

I'm Still Here Lol...

Sorry for the delay - been a holiday weekend here in the UK and I took a trip across the "border" into Wales...yup old Flip and his love in a tent...waking in a field next to a river with the rain lashing down and the wind howling is certainly invigorating if nothing else lol...onwards with the linkage...

The site of my GF squatting by the side of the car under an umbrella was a delight to savour lol...she could do with one of these...Shit Box...

The longest list of stuff at the longest domain name ever - probably...

Your chance to chat live online with Indy...haha...

Twenty very funny newspaper headlines of our time...love the Angelina Jolie one...

Now this probably is the largest painting in the world...

As someone soon to be moving to yet another new house - this time with the love of my life...trips to Ikea on a Sunday have become dangerously regular...these universal instructions make utter and complete sense to me...

Crowded elevator smell different to midget...more Chinese proverbs here...

Free online TV channels...I could say the Gay Channel is The Cowboy's favourite - but of course I wouldn't...hehe...

There's home game systems and there's a barn full of them...

So ya wanna be an elf huh..? Strangely sexy lol...

Okay now I've seen it all...a kind of My Space for plants...so what are you growing..?

Don't Click The Screen...ooops ya broke it...

One of the sweetest and most addictive games you'll ever ever play...The Magic Pen...now how cool is that!!!

I'll leave y'all with a different take on motivational posters...

Catcha...

Looking for boobies bums and babes..?
COOLIOS BABES - more tits 'n ass than...
Than a plastic surgeons grabage bin...

Euro THONG Contest

Ever wondered where all those deleted You Tube videos go..? Worry No more welcome to You Tomb...

I must get one of those dumbass emails every single day...I wonder where they come from..? Foward It On...

I've heard of jumping a bus queue but this is just ridiculous...

Now if you're looking for a certain online video Search Hacker might just have it...

Top piece of kit for of you who like submitting to social bookmark sites...Submit Champ...mainstream and adult...ya might find one of mine in there haha...

Look at the net in a different way with Walk 2 Web....very nice...

If - like me lol - you struggle to make anything in Photoshop...this lady is only to willing to help...excellent...

The news just got all snazzy...Spectra Visual News Reader...cool...

Possibly the best flash game of the year - I adore it - Get the Glass...got milk..?

An oldie but a goodie for those who haven't signed up yet - DNA Cowboy swears by it haha...Adult Sheep Finder...

Suck butter from my ass...and other terrible insults from around this peaceful earth of ours...

Now this is a hoot!!! Ex porn pics doctored and safe for work...haha...

As a total fan of the US Office sitcom...I do indeed say That's What She Said all the time...brilliant...

Instant Action a whole shit load of online games...very nice...

Bit of a music junky..? You'll love Sixty One...

Star Trek or Gay Trek..? Sulu ties the knot...a case of bum me up Scotty..? Lol...

9/11 findings challenged by a bunch of US army types...good on them the whole thing stinks...

The How To Read A Book er book and other really helpful tomes...

I'll leave you with news that Europe is currently gripped with Eurovision Song Contest fever - my vote goes to the Ukraine crooner...

Now Flip wouldn't be Flip without his take on the whole thing...so I present the Euro THONG Contest...hehe...

Catcha...

If those cute butts got ya all hot 'n sweaty...
You need to relase that tension young sir...
COOLIOS BABES...
Releasing a lot more than tension...

Hung Like An Elephant...

I told ya old Flip would be back regularly...so enough blabbering and onwards with the linkage from this whacky intraweb of ours...

Your daily awww that's so sweet...yup it's a four legged duckling...

Ever wanted to create your own isometric pixel picture..? Then you're very very sad...

Apparently you ain't a man until you've read these books...perfect for your beach holiday...essential mens reading...

Let's get a little art in here with a delightful 3d journey around Picasso's Guernica...

10 things YOU do that YOU think is cool but really isn't...phew none of my cool things lol...

One of those totally pointless sites the net was made for...Garfield Without Garfield...huh..?

So you think conspiracy theories are nuts do ya..?

Probably the coolest granny on the planet...

Pssst 22 music sites pissing off the RIAA...you didn't get it from me...right...

If like me you're always buying domain names...then you'll absolutely adore this nifty little tool...

Some website designers really do need to be applauded...staggering work...

Absolutely incredible artwork and superb flash design...

Hate your neighbours..? Tell the freaking world...Rotten Neighbour...mine's a sweet old lady who gives me cake - Flip likes her...

Blog of the Day just has to be Concrete Thoughts...you really can blog about anything...nice one guys...

Penis museum finally gets human donors lol..is it just me or is the dude holding the elephant dick a little odd for doing that..?

Completely free games you can download for er free...

Back to penises (that's what she said) and your project for the week...how to make a penis sundial...

Catcha...

Reading this on Monday back at work..?
Dude you need a nude babe break...
COOLIOS BABES...
Best viewed with coffee and warm apple pie...

The Wanderer Returns...

Don't all pass out at once - yup 'tis me old Flip back from the dead and ready to hunt down them links...life's been a little hectic with a long vacation in South Africa - a proposal - a house move and a whole lot of adult blogging going on...so back online and with a pledge to come back every few days with more of the crazy web...cheers DNA and hey Vixen was great to hear from ya - now on with the linkage people :)

Fancy owning a piece of your anus..? Ooops I meant Uranus...hehe...

Need to know the answer to a burning question..? Ask A Chick...

Hilary's fucking Obama...

Bit of a couch potato are ya..? Maybe you'll come out tops in this TV quiz...

Now this is the perfect job for lazy bastards - NASA offers $5k to stay in bed...

Get the best bits of Vista to work with XP - cool...

How all my best sexual moves are received...Sad Trombone...wish they were more like this...Rim Shot...lol...

Color Flip is a lot like me - pointless wtf???!!!

There's graffiti and there's works of poignant art...

Here's the most used bullshit statistics...

Now what's the difference between a dog and a cat..? Checkout their diaries lol...

Now if only I'd read this expert advice 25 years ago haha...Women to Avoid...

Sometimes a card just isn't enough - y'all need Wrong Cards...nice one...

Man Babies...silly simple and I love it...

Now is this blog destined to Fail..? Somehow I doubt it...good job dude...

A person of average size and weight burns about 60 to 70 calories each hour just sitting and watching television...more amazng facts generated...

Is this guy really floating on air..?

I'll leave ya with another pointless yet strangely addictive clicky thing...Celeb Tags...

Catcha...

The link in Catcha takes ya to my blogs...
The inspiration hehind my dalliance into babes...
Was of course the daddy of them all...
The one the only Coolios Babes...
Grab the tissues boys them babes is HAWT!!!!

Legal, again...

First off, I want to thank everyone who emailed me wishing me luck on my exams. It MADE the difference! With the Series 7 and 66 out of the way, it's now legal for me once again to commit naughty acts with other people's money. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

But this also represents my last weekend of freedom, (for a while...), so it's time for us ALL to go out and celebrate! If somebody complains that you're too deep in the cups, or getting a bit too "grabby", you tell 'em it's the Cowboy's weekend and to shake their cute little ass back to the bar and get you BOTH another shot...

Chez, the bad man that he is, gives us our Project Mayhem mission for Friday. Dude, you still suck for making me a CoD4 junkie! I DO yell "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY AIR SUPPORT" at my laptop now. I even have a shirt for it...

An anthem from Kontraband that I think anyone who plays too many games can understand! Check out the Nerdcore Anthem!

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Melissa Rogers vs. the Cardinal's favorite Sinner Jaqueline Doyle
[LSFW]

And because it's nice and random - An Ode to Phil Ken Sebben

An interesting post from Klintron on Technoccult; King Solomon and His Followers - A Valuable Aid to Memory. And if you think Technoccult is funky, then check out what he does for pr0n with Technorgasmic! [NSFW]

The East Coast - West Coast rap war never ended. Check out the P-Unit vs. the Boyz in the Hills...

Attu posted this cool one to grab: SEO - Search Engine Optimization Made Easy

Vids of the Day - Ready, Steady, Go and I Sit on Acid

Swearasaurus - Because what fun is it just cursing in your native tongue?

HOLY FUCK! I'm rich and didn't even know it! My Shares have gone through the roof for Gunstar and Cardinal! I'm ready to retire now. Assuming the folks who speculated on this don't sell before I do!

Parting wisdom from Modern Drunkard - The 10 Best Things About Booze. “When I have one martini, I feel bigger, wiser, taller. When I have the second, I feel superlative. When I have more, there’s no holding me.” - William Faulkner

And, of course, the best is saved for last! Check out Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

I'm sure some of these other fuckers will get back here one of these days. 'til then, have a GREAT weekend and I'll see you next Friday. Want more? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Ghost

This'll be my last post for a while. I will be offline for a couple of weeks, then I'll be starting a new job. On Cinco De Mayo, no less. Would you expect anything less of me?

Have a fan-fucking-tastic weekend and Let's Get Deep Down In It!!!!!!

Harrassment in the workplace isn't funny. Just ask Hayden...

Your E-Card for the Weekend...

The two sides of Love: Lifehouse - Hangin' by a Moment and Puddle of Mudd - She Fuckin' Hates Me

Pimpin' for a Friend - If you want a really incredible read, check out Deus Ex's very own Chez Pazienza's fantastic new book, Dead Star Twilight. Check out some excerpts here...

Versus - The Cowgirl of the Day vs. The Cardinal's Favorite Sinner, Olivia Munn [LSFW]

Nice and Random - Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

A pretty classic picdump from Eblogx...

Vids of the Day - Act a Fool and Sex Bomb Sarah

Parting Wisdom from Modern Drunkard - 365 Reasons To Get Soused. Today is 18 April, right? It just so happens that Paul Revere made his midnight ride (1775). Make your own ride before the liquor stores close....

And the best of the lot, Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, your Cowboy has a lot of studying to do before his goddamn tests this coming Wednesday and next Thursday, respectively. Wish me luck? And Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Giggity giggity goo

I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it.

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country. Or possibly just made up.

Your girlfriend just got a new little fuzzy kitten and you need some great entertainment. I must be real tired...I found this fricken funny as...(well)....shit.

FEAR

OMG!!!!!! Lady just got owned.

How to get rid of a one night stand

World's Most Fearless Animal.... hmmm...don't think I would want to be in his sites.

PC vs Penthouse Pet ...she's right she wins.

Do I have your attention now.....

Somtimes there is an easy answer to a difficult question - This is so stupidly simple i can't figure out why i never thought of doing this before!

Well I'm outa here for now remember to crank them speakers here

Copy and Paste Day

This is copy and Paste Day!!!!! Just because I feel Lazy.

The Audi Gymnasts. Another Audi commercial that has absolutely nothing to do with their car, but is extremely cool.

Tiger woods gets a very queer question.

This is a pretty cool bar trick. Some dude places a piece of paper between a bottle and some coins and with a simple flick of the finger removes the paper.

Some dude flips his car on its side and a bunch of guys come over to help him out. Funny Stuff

Watch as these two bruiser bucks try to kill each other to see who will mate with the doe in the background.

This girl has a talent that I she will never need with me, but it sure is cool to watch.

It’s time for us to become real men once again! It’s time for us to take back our rightful role as the dominant sex on this Planet.

Sorry so short...I need a Dirty little thing see ya later

BBQ, Titties and Beer

As most of you don't know (or care) I live in the U.S. Michigan to be somewhat exact and it's getting alot warmer here. So now I get to get out and BBQ, watch titties and drink beer outside.

Could this be your next Job??? Health Canada is looking for someone to grow government-approved weed.

The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys so they say.

This is how your computer says, "screw you."

Has anyone seen the brand new $5.00 Bill. Post a comment of where you live and the price of gas there!!

And while we're on the gas subject...Genius climbs on top of the gas tanker, reach into his pocket, and take out his lighter to look inside the tank!
How to Build An Toy Airplane All you need are a couple matchsticks and flies.

I don't think I would want to mess with this kid I'm sure this was a film to show what could be brought into a school with out anyone knowing(I hope anyways)

I have no Idea What He's laughing atbut it had to be damn funny.

Here's a couple vids before I leave.... Jessica....Hysteria....How Long
Till tomarrow....Later

Cake and Cunnilingus

A brunette says to a blonde “Look! A dead bird!” and the blonde looks up and says “Where?”

3 girls die, 1 is blonde, 1 is brunette and 1 is a red head.
When the reach Heavens gate, God says to them, “To get to Heaven you must climb up 100 steps, while going up i’ll tell jokes, if you laugh once, you’re off to hell!”

So the brunette goes first, 34 steps up, God tells a joke, she laughs, and shes off to Hell.
Up comes the Redhead, 66 stairs and Gods shares a wee joke, she giggles and she is then in hell.
Lastly, the Blonde goes up, 99 stairs up and she laughs, God looks at her, confused, he hasn’t told a joke! So he asks her, “what the fuck are you laughing at?” The blonde replies, “I just got the first one”

How carsurfing is done

April 14 is Cake and Cunnilingus Day

Jeff Dunham & Walter are so damn funny in these clips I'm sure you'll enjoy.

Well I'm outa here, sorry uch a short one post ... but please enjoy these music vids so sit back and crank em up...Later

so hot Holy Diver and Bad Medicine

Lesbians: Taste Just Like Chicken...

You'd be coming up with screwball titles like that too if you'd just spent an average of 6 hours each day to studying securities law. I'd rate it right up there with masterbating with sandpaper. Sound fun now?

Well, what IS fun is that we are now at the WEEKEND! Hark the forkin' Heralds! Would it be too much to ask of our employers to be able to take a big swig of Red Eye and bust a few rounds skyward when 5 p.m. rolls around? I think NOT!

Regardless, have a great, SAVAGE weekend!

Tucker Max's infamous Absinthe Donuts story....

So wrong, and yet so right! My naughty little Badgirl gives us a post from her Hotbox sure to get us all in trouble - The Jailbait Gallery [LSFW]

Shameless bitch! Check out the sexy Mercedes-McLaren SLR ‘Renovatio’ gallery that Attu posted!

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Misty Anderson or the Cardinal's favorite sinners, Amanda Corey and Holley Ann Dorrough [NSFW]

My pick so far for the Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots asskicking title of the summer. From TTR2, check out the trailer for Hellboy II...

Chez over at Deus Ex gives us food for thought with his post, Give 'til it Hurts!

A cool post from Centro on Babes and Cars - What the world will look like when we've gone

Vids of the Day - Heart of a Rebel and London Bridge

Parting wisdom is provided by our friend at Modern Drunkard - Joints of No Return

And the best is saved for last! Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And my ass is history! Yours isn't? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

a shot of espresso

Greetings.

I have a few links to share!

Kewl Shark Attack Video.

Oboma's a MacDaddy!
Hmmmn... wtf?

I wonder if you will continue eating Bananas after you watch this [LSFW] video?
wierd

Remember to remove those nipple rings before flying!
just amazing.

Sarah Silverman and Matt singing I'm F*cking Matt Damon. lol.

And for some naughty fun check out these nude babes [NSFW] and these adult cams [NSFW] for some real excitement! Or atleast bookmark them for the weekend

Be Seeing You.

- xoxo Vixen

I have nothing......

I have nothing ready to post so I'll just surf and post, Been up all night working on my Music video site and hav'nt been to bed yet...Woodys Music Videos Here's a taste of what I'm doing...still neeeds work...oh well it'll get there. One thing I like and always found cool are the Bud light ads on tv and the ones that were deemed censored and did'nt make it.

Now I’m interested in this new business venture, anyone else fancy it?

Oka...I not sure how stupid you have to be to something like this but.....Not me.

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

A baby with two faces was born in a northern Indian village, where she is doing well and is being worshipped as the reincarnation of a Hindu goddess, her father said Tuesday.

Well thats all I'm worth right now....need sleep...Later

Guess Who's Back

Bruce is back and I'm so glad to be here and ready to do some cool posts and get this site rockin again. DNA has been doing a great job but it's tough doing it basicly by yourself. And a BIG thanks to Vixen for getting me in....kiss kiss.
It has been about 2 or 3 years so I might be a little rusty but I'll get it back and try to do my best to keep you coming back for more. So enough of this shit lets get going....

Dead Dog gives us words with 2 meaningsand of course here in the states the Presidental election in full swing and if the Bitch winsthey'll have to rename the plane. (as you'll come to see I can't stand her or obama for that matter) And as a matter of fact I'm voting this year for Nobody.
Anybody besides me looking to buy a new house???? I found thats right up your alley...It seems Hubert Humphrey's estate is up for sale.....any takers?

Ya know one thing that really gets me is all these Teachers having sex with students!!!!! WHERE WERE THEY when I was in school???? And to top it off this kid told his dad (dumb ass) I would have kept my nouth shut and kept jumping on that.
I found this video that I thought you might enjoy Jimmy Kimmel's day with Richard Simmons. Scary as it might be.
I also found this little video on How to make Moonshine

Well that will do it for me for now....Later

It's my Post!

To paraphrase Wendy O Williams famous anthem, if you will. This is my little bull pulpit, and I like it for such. Where else but the Dub-Dub-Dub can you get the chance to mouth off to such an audience? I'd be a fool not to take advantage of the opportunity presented! For this week, I will digress and say if you do want rant, go hit Gunstar. You won't be so safe in the future. Fair warning...

Like Chop Saki? Then check out this post from Kontarband - Ghetto Ninjas

Fly the friendly skies? Check out this story that Centro posted on Babes and Cars about a Texas woman's flight aboard American Airlines...

Star Trek, in its sundry flavors, doin' the Time Warp....

Statshots from the Onion - Why Did She Pack Up and Go, Worst US Jobs, 2049, and Top Punishments, By State...

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Samantha de Grenet vs. the Cardinal's Favorite Sinner, Amanda Lee... [NSFW]

And Uncoached gives us an accurate reflection of the current US job market...

Chez gives you your mission, should you choose to accept it...

Vids of the Day - Fight Like a Brave and Faster Kill Pussycat

The Vice Guide gives us the People's List

I can't believe they cancelled Jericho. AGAIN! Catch the full series on CBS 'til they take it down. Then get your peanuts out....

Modern Drunkard gives us the Drunk of the Month, Tucker Max. And check out his infamous Buttsex story...

And give it up for the Doggy! Check out Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

Flip commented and said he'd be back soon, and I expect Mia along any day now. Vix, how's about you? Get your cute butt back here and post too!

Now, your Cowboy is about to get eyeballs deep in practice tests for a securities exam he has coming up soon. Don't care about SEC '33 and '34? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Shhh....

Since I got more positive commentary for saying nothing, enjoy the silence! Want Rant? Hit Gunstar. Otherwise, links below...

Get your punch on! Check out this mean sampler from Kontraband - I know Kung Fu

It seems that the esteemed Mz. Caine may be joining us soon. Here's a taste of what you're in for...

Attu just gave me a tip on the airline to book when you need to fly to the UK... [LSFW]

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Natalie Hunt vs. The Cardinal's Favorite Sinner, Dana Dicillio

Uh, boys, pay attention! My naughty little Badgirl posted this excellent vid on her Hotbox - Sandra Sanchez and her Ducati. I haven't the words... [NSFW]

What Historical Lunatic are you? Rum and Monkey asks the question and gives you the answer with this great quiz. I, children, am Gaius Caesar Germanicus - better known as Caligula! Works for me...

An old post from this.is.Anfield - Is your Boss Goth?

The History, (sorted as it may be), of Modern Drunkard...

Vids of the Day - Crazier and When She's Hot

And the best, without question or peer, is saved for last! Check out Coolilo's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women!
[NSFW]
And with that, your Cowboy is off to fuck and fight. Well, at least the fight part for sure. Not quite feeling violent and funky yet? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

This isn't what I pay you for...

I'm working kinda full time as a consultant, and studying for a couple of securities examinations, so I'm kinda out of glib right now. I'm sure you'll live. We have a weekend ahead of us, and Monday is St. Patrick's Day. Not normally a cause for celebration, but it's my car's birthday and what the hell, there's drunken reprobates that need groping....

Get your link on!

With Madge actually making it into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, I figured I'd give you the classic BMW Film - Star

Bachelor Party excuses from College Humor

Need to kill some time? How 'bout an episode of Robot Chicken...

You know it's an excuse to get hammered, grope drunk chicks with lowered moral and ethical standards, but do you really know what St. Patrick's Day is all about? Personally, I'm more for the former...

Random ass for your viewing pleasure from dbasixx

The finally are doing something RIGHT! The Onion breaks the news - The DOT creates new lane for reckless drivers...

With a new regime in order soon, let's take a fond look back at the Bush Administration, as seen by Dave Chappelle

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Lindsey vs. the Cardinal's favorite sinner, Jenna

Kontraband posted this cool vid- LA to NYC in 4 minutes

Technoccult gives us 7 Insane Conspiracies that Actually Happened. Remember, remember the 5th of November...

Vids of the Day - Warped and 99 Words

The fascinating story of the Winchester House

"Double your money in 90 days!" The infamous scheme of Charles Ponzi...

And as Monday is St. Patrick's Day, I thought it appropriate to repost this gem from Modern Drunkard as parting wisdom - The 6 Circles of Hangover Hell

And without question, you should check out Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, I go back to a bit more work, (and studying,,,) before I go on a three day bender. Still have to plug along as well? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Call of Duty

You can thank Chez over at Deus Ex for the title. See, I remember reading one of his posts/rants once, where he admitted to yelling at the TV "Where the fuck is my air support" while playing Call of Duty 4. Got me just curious enough to check it out. And sucked in. Now I too yell at my laptop, probably right along with him! Thanks buddy! Needed another compulsive vice! Think I'll try soothing herion next, to take the edge off...

Yeah, / rant. After 2 plus weeks of wonderful gainful unemployment, I have a feeling my fun time is at an end. No more waking up at noon. No more fucking a whole day off playing CD4, then going out bar hopping. I believe I now have to "knuckle down" and get serious. Whatever that means. Mostly, it means I have to, once again, pass the Series 7, and then the 66. For the unversed, it's the investment industry's license to steal, pilfer, rob, loot, pillage and rape. Though they probably would use different terms. It gets me back in the biz, and off the streets. And with too much more free time, that may just kill me...

But enough of that - Links await!

From the Onion 2056 edition, news that surgery required for new sexual position...

Always in style - The Vice Guide to Evil

Kontraband gives us a great song for the ladies!

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Carmella DeCesare vs. The Cardinal's favorite Sinner(s), Louise Glover and Emily Dean [NSFW]

Chez's sendoff to Patrick Swayze over at Deus Ex....

Off the beaten path - The Bomb Project

Viral clips and overused songs...

Vids of the Day - Down with the Sickness and You Humped Me All Night Long

MTV ain't got nothin' on the richest boy on Earth! Check out the Richie Rich edition of Cribs!

Final Wisdom from Modern Drunkard - Life Lessons from the Rat Pack

And the best we save for last! Check out Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, I'm not getting up until Noon, because that's how I roll. Need to still punch the clock and such? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Feel Me Flow

You 'bout to feel the chronicles of a bionical lyric
lyrically splittin dismissin
I'm on a mission of just hitting
now it's written and kitten hittin wit mittens
I'm missing wishing man listen
I glisten like sun and water while fishing.
Bust the move and then swerve
Serve words with nerve embedded I said it word
Damn, you nerd man, you heard
Coming from the town of Illy and alleys are
full of Phillies and Rallys suckers get
Silly as Sally then found in alleys, I'm rowdy really

So here we go now,
Holla if ya hear me though, come and feel me flow

Not a Naughty By Nature fan? Tough. My post, my rules. And today, my rules say that I'm in the mood for some upbeat shit. Got laid off Wednesday, along with a bunch of friends at my job. More to come for the poor bastards stuck there. After this weekend, it will be time wear the consultant cap for a while and hustle some biz. AFTER this weekend...

For now, let's get down in it!

A few public service announcements first. Goosie, I DO hope things get better! Keep your head up lad! Flip - Quit Fucking, start posting! And Vix, you naughty little girl, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE AND POST! Mia gets cut a break for now, but she's not completely off the hook either. And Nai Nai, I REALLY do miss you! Won't you come back, even if only for a special guest post?

Check out the Lambo concept car that Attu posted. While I wipe the drool off my chin...

New Jersey truly does have a style all its own. Check out the state's best pickup lines, found via my naughty little Badgirl's infamous Hotbox...

While over at Deus Ex Malcontent, our man Chez is working on his own moniker...

And right here, we have an arguement to settle with today's Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Rebecca DiPietro or the Cardinal's favorite sinner, Tamara Witmer.... [NSFW]

I got sucked into this, and you can too! Check out all of Season One of Jericho...

More good news! Laptops in sleep or hibernation mode most vulnerable to attack...

Ahh, the simple pleasures - You are a Pirate and Kenya. And TRY to lie to me and say you didn't just sing and chair dance RIGHT along!

Vids of the Day - A Drug Against War and Jessica Alba Dancin'

Weekend Homework - How to beat a Speeding Ticket.

Need to fuck off the rest of the afternoon? Have NO fear! Adult Swim will take GOOD care of you...

And your History Lesson from Modern Drunkard - The Good, The Bad and The Thirsty...

And the best is saved for last: Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And now, it's time to get disreputable, disorderly and downright drunk! Still have that work shit to do *shudder*? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

It's all about the Dead Presidents

I've actually got six plus days off, (as I left sick Wednesday, and was out Thursday), and am off until next Wednesday due to some strategic planning on my vacation schedule. And I owe it all to the celebration of President's Day this coming Monday. It is a gift that I plan to squander on misbehaviour and shameless hedonism. I hope you lot do the same. A lot of people have died for our freedoms, I SERIOUSLY hope you don't plan on honoring their memory by doing yardwork....

Leading off with your news highlights for the day from the Onion - , U.S. Blowjobless Rate At All-Time High, Mormon Teen Loses Inhibitions After Third Benadryl and Area Applebee's A Hotbed Of Machiavellian Political Maneuvering...

And speaking of Dead Presidents, check out this old Hughes Brothers Joint.

Though it's past now, check out all the shit that's gone down on February 14th...

Didn't get your honey what she wanted? Hopefully, she' didn't go all postal on your ass like these Bad Ass Bitches...

Versus - Cowgirls Leanne and Sara or the Cardinal's favorite Sinner, Whitney Leigh [NSFW]

From my naughty little Badgirl, test your knowledge of Which is Cheaper?

Want to really know what's going on in the world? I highly suggest perusing Jane's...

Light reading from Technoccult - Psychological Torture: A CIA History

Vids of the Day - Britney, Institutionalized and Jump

Modern Drunkard gives us final wisdom with Infiltrating the Drys

And the best for last, Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, your Cowboy rides off to the saloon for a $20 hooker and a bottle of Red Eye. Still stuck at work? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

The Further Adventures of Bob Bitchen

Does anyone even remember the infamous Cheech and Chong? (Just found a KoRn version of the same song...). Anyways, that's all moot. It's the weekend, my heathen bretheren! Grab a 10 year old bottle of the MacAllen, throw on your best kilt, grab your sword and let's go raid a small coastal hamlet!

And Flip and Vix, GET YOUR BUTTS BACK HERE AND POST! I feel like a goddamn Cat Herder sometimes...

With only X number of shopping days 'til Christmas, the Onion gives you this Special Message from Santa...

Perfect! Kontraband gives us a cute little puppy that you can show off to ALL your friends and co-workers. And Blanche, who I wouldn't share with ANYONE! [LSFW]

Vice Magazine gives us the newest sensation - LARP's

Versus - Paulina Rubio vs. Sara Jean Underwood

Why not put your Soul on the line and see if you can flip your afterlife for a profit?

Chris Rock, layin' it down about Rap Music... [LSFW]

Convict gives us a great joke about a Father's Wisdom

Vids of the Day - Blow Me Away and Down Boy

Parting wisdom from Modern Drunkard - Why We Drink. It is, I believe, the greatest of human inventions, and by far much greater than Hell, the radio or the antacid tablet — H.L. Mencken, columnist, biographer

And, of course, the best is for last. Check out Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, your Cowboy has shot his load! Not ready for the money shot yet? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Weapons Grade

Right now, I'm a pretty happy man. There are plenty of times in life when you are working on something and just muddling along. But there are times when you KNOW you're on top of your game, things click and you KNOW you're going to kick some ass and take some names. I'm enjoying that time right now. May not last long, assuredly won't last forever. But for now, it's GOOD to be the King!

/ ego flexing

Anyways, it IS a Friday, it IS almost time for our 65 hour hiatus from the tyranny of the cube and wage slavery! It IS time to grab that naughty vixen, the Weekend, down that first shot, and head off to adventures worthy of legend!

Head below and get your link on!

From Kontraband, I give you Cyber Sparta and Dimitri Martin, flipchart master...

The Submarine Channel gives us The Killer - Adventures of a Stone Cold Hitman...

Attu gives us Girls Gone Wild - The Untold Story...

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day - Jessica vs. The Cardinal's favorite Sinner, Sara Jean Underwood... [NSFW]

The Onion gives us an Infographic on the Worst Parts of Our Jobs...

Get your Learn on - E. Coli turns sugar into hydrogen fuel!

The Goose gives us our joke for the day - Three Men

Vids of the Day - Jesus Build My Hotrod and Dontcha

TTR2 gives us the 21 sexiest commercials...

Parting wisdom from Modern Drunkard - Know your Bartender. I admit to being the male version of the Mercenary...

And finally, I give you the site of the man, the myth and legend all rolled into one, Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

Well, your Cowboy is playing hooky from work, (again), so he's off to screw off and act badly. Don't have that option? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

R.I.P The Flophouse...

Yup in their infinite mission to clean up this cluttered intraweb...the powers that be at blogspot have deleted my old home from home...the legendary Flophouse where I began my magical internet journey...five years of fun babes heartache heart break joy laughter and tears...and tits...and this is despite the fact there ain't been a nekked chick on there for years!!! Gone too is the awesome All Nudes - my first ever babeblog...MEH!!! Now that will hit me financially for a while - but d'you know what dear reader..? Who gives a fuck...back online and with a song in my heart I'm off to higher plains...love has arrived just as the first glimpses of spring tempt me and my sap doth riseth (ooer)...yup just as I was ready to mothball my meat and two veg (haha) my old flame and I have connected - cosmically connected...somethings are meant to be...somethings in this crazy fucked up world of ours are certainty...this is fucking awesome...nuff said...the loss of the Flophouse is symbolic...a farewell to and old dear friend and hello to a bright new future at one with my one...together nothing can touch us...nothing can hurt us...we are one...and I own flophouse.net hehe...I shall revamp asap...until then catch my latest adventures in love lust and laughter here - Cosmic Winds - gay name but I was in a rush to write (trouble with isp and pc lol)...

Oh yeah - here's a bit of linkage...enjoy...

If you should bump into David Banner...run if this shit happens...

Do's and don'ts with babies...playing chess is a big no no...so's picking them up by the head...

A+++++. Items are exactly as described. Best case of kalashnikovs I've ever bought. Allah Akbar!...more whacky ebay feedbacks...

Looking for love..? (says Flip smugly hehe)...here's the worst ever video introductions...

One for the hardcore gamers amongst us...little known websites you're gonna love...

Given I've found my soulmate...here's the greatest duets of all time...allegedly...

One for the Cowboy...Dave Lee Roth - Running With the Devil...the beauty is there's no music and man is it awesome!!!

Now this really is freaking awesome...John Lennon's Jukebox...WOW!!!

Suprisingly beautiful art in the form of frozen cars...

Need a little inspiration on the build up to Valentines Day..? I could say pass the sick bucket...but I wont haha...

Okay I'll leave y'all with the last three tunes I heard...Springsteen...Nirvana Unplugged...Bob Seger...

Peace love to y'all....cya'...

Smoke Crack, Worship Satan...

Spend any time at all on My Space and you're bound to run across Submit/Offend All. This T-Shirt is where I pulled my title from. Mystery solved...

And now for something completely different! I hand to you a magic ticket, good for passage to a magical land of mystery, excitement and adventure! I speak, of course, of the WEEKEND!!! Tell those wastes of space you work for, (and in some cases with...), that you're not a Prisoner, and you're a free man! And then let fly a couple rounds, grab the petty cash and the hottie from Marketing and make your escape...

Wesbo over at Kontraband did a really nice promo marketing video for my new franchise, I.F.H. Mondays....

My naughty little Badgirl posted this cool comics on her site, the Hotbox. Check out Naughty Toons one and Naughty Toons Too... [NSFW]

Guess who's back? The ever infamous Centrocampista, blogger and troublemaker extraordinaire, is posting again at Babes and Cars. Check it!

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Bree Conded vs. The Cardinal's favorite sinner, Sara Jean Underwood... [NSFW]

Chez over at Deus Ex Malcontent gets to the heart of the whole Heath Ledger deal with his incisive post - Who Ya Gonna Call? And Chez just recently started blogging over on HuffPost. Read his stuff now before his head gets too inflated and we have to start writing about his antics in the gossip columns...

TTR2 gives us the buzzwords for 2008. Personally, I'd like to find a SINBAD...

Klint over at Technoccult posted to great articles - Hacker Group ‘Anonymous’ Declares War on Scientology and La Jetée

Vids of the Day - Polyamorous and Keeley Hazel [LSFW]

Parting wisdom from Modern Drunkard - On the Cuff and Under the Table...

And finally, I give you Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, your Cowboy bids you adieu! Not ready to part? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Draw your guns and bust a few rounds skyward!

Your Cowboy is making a rare guest appearance, (though this might become the norm...), and making a Friday post. Gateway to the Weekend! The promise land! Where gentle, flowing rivers of decadence carry you blissfully away to islands of hedonism and other sorted delights....

Or some such. Mostly, I just felt like posting. So here I is. And now, to the links...

It ALL makes sense now! Kontraband gives us the link! Lost IS the A-Team...

I think Attu is right, and this girl is the winner! Check out Miss Mugshot Florida!

If you're looking for your latest TV fix, and You Tube isn't hookin' you up, then check out Hulu...

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day - Sheryl vs. The Cardinal's favorite Sinner - Jelena Jensen [NSFW]

Heavy Sci Fi gives us Ming - Ruler of the Universe

From the newsdesk at the Onion - Church Group Offers Homosexual New Life In Closet

Check out the vids to the recent competition at Mavericks. Nucking futs...

Some light reading from Vice Magazine - The Satanic Model of Psychosecual Development, Part 1

Courtesy of Dbasixx, a WHOLE lot of hotness! The Mail Chix.... [LSFW]

Mia tagged me, so I give you Six Things you didn't know...The Cowboy edition. Flip, Vixen, Goosie and Nai-Nai, you're up next...

Parting wisdom from Modern Drunkard - The Morning After...

And, you guessed it, the best of the lot - Coolios Babes! Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And now I go to raise enough Hell that the Devil actually asks me to turn it down. If you're looking for more love, then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Procreate in 2008 - Or Flip Got Laid and Laid (repeat)...

Ha! Woohoo...and all that stuff...my mate the Cowboy's call for Flip to get laid after four long celibate years seems to have ahem paid off...holy fucking shit...not only that but old embers rekindled don't just flicker - they wildfire...the breeze of unrequented passion lust and dare I say it luuuurve has gently blew for over a decade only to whip up into an overnight maelstrom of such raw intensity my socks and everything else have been er blown off (lol)...one week - one chance albeit brief encounter is all we need people...it's so fucking true "when a man thinks he's lost love is when he finds his last love.." Oh Christ I'm at one at peace - spent and inside a frantic madness that has lifted this old fellah into heights he never knew existed...resisting all those years ago - the naughty delcious flirting - the electricity of her touch then and her feel now...fuck me sideways - slap me on the thigh with a haddock and call me Mavis...holy fucking shit....holy fucking shit...dam...more at The Flophouse where the empty bed doesn't tell half of it hehe...

Oh yeah I guess you want some linkage...

I haven't eaten properly for a week...but if you fancy making a Big Mac at home...here's how...

Speaking of food...Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich...more here...

Build a bridge and get over it...

Top ten female sex fantasies...strangely middle aged hippy bloggers don't appear...hehe...

Is it me or is Michael Jackson's fabled white glove abnormally large..? Nope I ain't got a clue why or what this is all about...

Now this I love...The Official Hillary Nutcracker...nice one...

I dunno whether to laugh or cry...My Fake Baby...shit I'm feeling broody lol...

Game on and this one is both lovely and annoying...Untangle...

Anyone who loves the art work of Stan Lee will love this tribute...

How to make balls of fire...

I'll leave y'all with the Top Ten Badass Chicks in the movies...my vote goes to ummmmm Uma Thurman - HAWWWTTT!!!!

Catcha

Clippy Makes Me Horny...

Ha! As one door closes another opens - you wait all day and two buses come together...and other poor sayings basterdized by this ol' blogger...yup dumped by a Polish babe (lol) I sought refuge in the arms of my son's pub and whammo an old flame pootled into my life...lust and er lust over took us and all thoughts of a blonde pole disappeared...checkout the start of her new blog - A Month in Africa - tell her Flip sent ya...brainy ain't she..? Hehe...onto the linkage dear reader...

Super Mario just went mucho macho...Mario Doom...

Ah, women...they make the highs higher and the lows more frequent - more cut to the chase quotes here...

Looking for some reading matter with pics..? 17 free graphic novels...

Great boozing advice from top comedian Jim Breur...excellent...

Not sure how to describe these images...but I like them alot...Impossible Jobs by Magnus...

All you ever wanted or needed to know about the legendary Triple Nipple...

Now you can pull chicks with just your car wheels...Pimp Star...

Man this had me spitting coffee...Phone Sex Pranks...holy shit - I'm into Clippy...muhahahhaaaa...er...ha...

I'll leave y'all with strange sex laws...better clean ya teeth in Minnesota guys lol...

Catcha...

Speaking of sex laws...
COOLIOS BABES...
It's an offense not to look at boobies all day...