Coolios Weblog

Anna Kournikova Hippos and Cucumbers

The only reason to watch Wimbledon is out....but who cares...here's Anna Kournikova...nice...

Tennis players can get so angry...

If all you can see on your tv is Wimbledon then you need to watch shows online...

Fiddling with photos just got even more fun...

The internet can send you nuts...I should know lol...have you caught any of these personality disorders..?

Just men doing what they do best...staring at boobs...

If y'all wanna see nekked boobs there can only be one place...the legendary COOLIOS BABES...ooooh yeah...[NSFW]

39 ways to live and not merely exist...your daily profoundness...

Pretty ingeneous ways of fixing things lol...

Fancy yourself as the next Liberache..?

Have hours of fun (lol) with the Self Control Freak...cool interactive video dude...

Meanwhile back to the internet driving you nuts...mom just cancelled his WoW account...holy shit...haha...

Your map of scandals...

Bad taxidermy is always good for a laugh...these are hilarious...

Who says Americans don't have a sense of humour...here's their top ten jokes...oh dear oh dear...

Game on Pinballadia...pretty and tough...

101 reasons why women prefer cucumbers to men...lol...

A superb collection of Christian music covers...my fave being Let Me Touch Him...haha...

Is that a baby squirrel down your bra or are you just pleased to see me...lol...

OK that'll do ya for today...I'm off to blog my babes and walk my doodle...

I shall leave you with a hippo singing about noodles on his back...I mean what else was the net invented for..?

Catcha...

Save the boobs!!!

COOLIOS BABES...

Save the titties on nipple at a time...

The World Air Sex Championships

Oops...looks like a ghost town - no excuses - an apology - sorry - and onwards with the linkage...

Let's wake everyone up with a good old lalalalalalalalalalalalala...annoying...

The king of pap (sic) is dead...lest we forget...Instant Michael Jackson...

Prepare to be amazed by Try it Yourself...

It's boring old drudge day Monday...you need a workplace interuption...

The very funny E Mails From an Asshole...hehe...

Never having a girlfriend is a mathmatical certainty...

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch...more cool modern day quotes...

Like funny photos..? You'll love Photo Bomb...

The truth is so very much weirder...

I haven't made CurseBird yet...there's plenty of time...I'm FlophouseFlip if ya wanna tweet me...

Still with Twitter...become the Godfather of Twitter...

Ihasahotdog...funny canine pics...

If you're a girl and need a few quid...don't get preggo and earn $1 per day...lol...

Meanwhile at the World Air Sex Championships...holy shit too funny...hehe...

Big Brother fever is gripping the UK...I can honestly say I haven't seen it...but here's the sexiest clips...[LSFW]

Builders blame topless beach babes for building delays...haha...

Speaking of topless babes (and a whole lot more)...old babeblogger Flip has been a busy boy...tits..ass...pussy...

OK that'll do for now...I shall do my utmost to get back into the Coolios posting saddle...and I'll leave y'all with Life Inside a Water Bottle...wtf..?

Catcha...

Nude babes and boobies...

COOLIOS BABE BLOG

The ultimate nude babes blog

Flip's Not Dead Just Ghey...

I could list a whole heap of reasons for not being around this last couple of weeks...let's just say the credit crunch is forcing this full time babe blogger to have to work a little harder...and I'm working on my first every pay site!!! Might have a sneak peek for y'all around Christmas...until then I shall find time to continue trawling the net so you don't have to!!! Thanks Vixen for stepping in with some great links...now onwards with the linkage...

Simple question...Am I A Ghey..? [NSFW]

More of those oh so cool 404 pages...

It's against the law to have a dog in Iceland...109 more amazing facts...

If you're a fan of the Simpsons then this interactive map of Springfield is not a cow man...

So your house in on fire..what would you do..? Apart from open up Yahoo Answers...

The customer isn't always right...

A quite beautiful ariel tour of New York...

Game on...the Coca Cola Happiness Factory...sweet...

Write your name in Elvish...because you can...

If you work all day on a computer and want to piss tech support off and I guess your colleagues...you need the Blue Screen of Death...

Impress your mates down the pub with the Beer Review Generator...pretty sure they wont be impressed haha...

Oh God I wanna eat cake off your dick...more of The Cowboy's secret texts here...lol...

I'm so damn broke...

The top ten type of folks NOT to follow on Twitter...checkout me out and see if I should join the list...Flophouse Flip...

Presenting the most unfortunate t-shirts worn whilst having a mug shot taken...ouch...

Just run out of paper..? No problem...here's your endless supply of blank paper...honest...hehe...

The worlds first glow in the dark puppy...

And here's my puppy...Millie the Goldendoodle sure has grown...

Have hot tub will travel...

Game on...now you can become a hard rockin roadie...

I'll leave you with when tampon gags go wrong...holy shit that is totally gross but funny as hell...[LSFW]

I'm off to nude my babe blogs...

Catcha...

Speaking of hot nude gorgeous babes...

COOLIOS BABES...

The mother of all nude babes sites...

Killing time

Check out The Beat Junkies on ustream. They are scratchin some sick beats right now! :)

And for whenever 24/7 actually....Adult Cams [NSFW]

Yes Donald Trump defended Miss California, disagreeing with Perez Hilton's assertion that it was the worst answer in the history of the Miss USA pageant.

I knew Trump wouldn't approve.... I mean this isn't The First Time He had a run in with the weak one..lol....:)

Alright well you all have a fun, safe and interesting weekend.

Miss USA 2009 Controversy

Hey there this place is dead!

Whats going on? Been taking a long holiday or what..

So whats up with this Miss USA Controversy?

If you haven't kept up with this controversy and have no idea what I am speaking of then you can watch this video on youtube here.

I seriously think that Miss California answered honestly and really shouldn't be punished for her personal beliefs. Maybe the question cost her the competition I don't know.

But all in all, I am actually suprised The Miss USA 2009 Pageant even allowed such a politically charged question.

The thing is, Perez Hilton is just out of control. He is a loose canon.
A severe liability.

It is very shocking that Donald Trump even allowed Perez Hilton to even be apart of The Pageant let alone ask that question.

You can leave your comments about this discussion on missuniverse.

With all that said here are a few fun links >:)

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If the current economy has you down and your looking for a funtime let alone making some easy money.. take a walk on the wild side. - Webcam Models Wanted.[NSFW]. Whip out your webcam and start having some fun. :)

Enjoy and leave your comments or questions.

My E-Penis Is Massive...

So Flip slopes in hoping no one recognises his abscence...call it trouble on t'internet and stuff...back now so hope all is forgiven...onwards with the linkage...

Don't throw that old laptop away...give it a new lease of life...

Really quite beautiful paper art...

Flight attendant rap...man he sucks lol...now these are my kind of trolley dollies...

This guy makes something cool (allegedly lol) every day...

Live twits from across the globe in 3D...like wow...

Google's look is sooooo last year...Search Me looks flash and funky...

Draw lines across your screen...release the balls and turn up ya speakers...strangely soothing...Ball Droppings...

Art radiology style...

Expenses due and lost ya receipt..? No worries...Custom Receipt Maker...

This is the People's Mario...too cool...

Scoring a massive 7.8 Coolios doesn't suck whereas COOLIOS BABES does...meh what the fuck do they know...

Happy Surfing....he's my friend and he's definitely a ghey...[NSFW]

According to Twitter my E-Penis is a mere 9.23cm...what's that in inches hehe...

More of those pictures taken at just the right time...

They act mooshy. Like puppy dogs, except puppy dogs don't wag their tails nearly as much...kids on love life and stuff...

Make stunning collages with your photos...ooooh pretty...

Ummmm yum yum...grated fanny for dinner...ummm hot ass...

One for the young folk...put a donk on it...whatever that means lol...

Gotta love napping nanas...haha excellent...

Like badminton but can't be bothered to run around..?

Quite simply your logo makes me barf...

Speaking of logos checkout this one...Wank Banks...store your porn away from prying eyes...[NSFW]

So I guess now you need some sites to store away...Explicite...Heavenly and Daily nude babes...[NSFW]

And of course COOLIOS BABES...the hottest babe blog on the net!!!

OK that'll do for my return...chekc out the happenings at the Flophouse and I'll leave y'all with...

The geekiest finger in the world...

Catcha...

Sex Toys And Gay Storm Troopers...

Photos...it's all in the angle...

So...what will the world look like in a 1000 years..?

The best of cool video site Vimeo...

If you like chess...I warn you this game will put your life in checkmate...

The guys at Codemasters bring you free and premium online games at Funsta...Flip fact - they live about 10 miles from me...and are 10 millions times richer...lol...here's my poor attempt...Flophouse Games...

Phone MY Phone...for when you really need to leave...cool...

Sometimes...only a sound effect will do...more here...

The Seven Girls you'll date at college...hehe...

Speaking of girls....here's some nude babes...and here's nekked ones I prepared earlier...

Turn ya keyboard into a Daft Punk er musak interface...or something...

Just 20 things you didn't know about...

One for the ghey Star Wars geeks amongst us lol...Hand Solo...oh too nasty Flip lol...

Holy Shit!!! Hidden message when Jingle Bells played backwards...

Is this really Christopher Walken's twitter feed..? Weird enough to be...

World War 2 for dummies...

Sex toys for a dollar...haha...

The Mardi Gras tiltshift style...too too cool...

Now just how cool is this number plate...

I'll leave ya with quite possibly the coolest toilet in the world...ski jumps make ya poop ya pants!!!

I'm off to walk my Goldendoodle or Golden Dildo as I call her lol...and blog a few more nude babes...

Catcha...

The hottest nude babes on the planet...

COOLIOS BABES

Hot enough to burn ya balls off...

Bringing You Your Pre Weekend Wood...

Oops the start of March seems to have passed me by lol...many apologies and no real excuses...just decorating and busy busy busy...which reminds me I've now got my own study (office) and have to say I love it - really sets me in the work mindset...OK enough of the blabber on with the linkage...

The weekend beckons and here's a few of the best drinking games out there...

Have office need business cards...these are pretty cool...

Having fun with ya photographs...some we know others are new...

Start your own comic strip and blog...

Pictures that really truly are WTF???

Simple but stunning sketches from artist Steff...cool stuff...

According to the blog analyzer we at Coolios are social and opiniated lol...

How hi tech used to look...

A whole bunch of shiny new web apps you might want to use...

Now this is cool...create your own screen savers from your favourite flash movies...nice...

How many UK and US words do you know..? Via: Sporcle...

Bjork chats with Puff Daddy on the phone lol...

Just Chinese folk sleeping...hehe...

Game on...Sonny2...this rocks...

Gaming makes you hungry...ummm cookies...

Your daily awww that's sweet...a double whammy with fluffy kittens and a cute kid...awww sweet...

OK one more...Millie the Goldendoodle puppy...

Better balance the fluffiness...all your sexy bookmarks under one roof...Erotic Blog Directory...who needs a fluffer...

Meanwhile over at the world rat staring championships...things are hotting up...not...

So you wanna be Jason Bourne huh...too cool...

Giving women orgasms is good for their health...I should be a doctor...hahaha...

Quiz...so would you have been a Nazi...happily not...

I'll leave you with how to pee with an erect penis...useful...

I'm off to give wood to the men of the internet with nude babes and hot chicks...

Catcha...

Need wood..? Got wood...

COOLIOS BABES

Saving floppy willies for a decade...

Zen...Babes and Pole Dancing Dudes....

Hey all...the weekend beckons...my tooth has stopped throbbing and the sun is shining...God it smells like spring...onwards with the linkage...and for the record (BT) I began this post 6 hours ago...lol...gotta love shitty ISP's...

Pole dancing...it ain't just for chicks...haha...

This guy has basically popped all the internet legendary sites on one page...99 of them...

Cool site for the lego lovers out there...

Endless Interestingness...lots and lots of pics...

Just a Buddha Machine Wall...whatever the fuck that is...

A book full of chicks talking about periods...bloody hell...

$10 drawings...I see talent...

Forget dress down Friday...make it pimp your office day...too cool...

How to undo her bra with one hand...both funny and useful...lol...

Wankers in Indonesia beware...not the head you were thinking of either...

Make everyone think you're a true Adsense millionaire...too cool...

Even more of those funny pics...nice blog...

You didn't get this from me...torrents in real time...

I think it's a music generator tool thinggy...

My little nephew will love this...free Dino games...

Easter's coming and the eggs are everywhere...

Flight 1529 like you haven't seen before...WOW...

Meanwhile they maybe legless...but they sure can move...speechless...

I'll leave you with piercings and things...ooooh nasty...

I'm off to blog about explicite nude babes and add to my nude babe blog list...

Catcha......have a great weekend...

Nude babes are you here for..?

COOLIOS BABES

Yoda approved nudity....

Hot Geeky Girls and Carnival Queens...

What happened to Monday I hear ya cry..? Man flu has me in it's grip...meh...hey I'll survive...need sleep though it's 4 am and I'm snotted up to hell lol...OK onwards with the linkage...

I have a new dream babe...she's hot as hell and geeky with it...and she kinda likes me...maybe...Miss Athena Hollow...

Sometimes you just need to shoot the shit outa people...here's a list of FREE FPShooters...

Into carp fishing..? My GF's son's excellent blog...Carp Crew...

Feel the need to watch Persian TV..? No worries...

Truly beautiful photographs of night time cites from above...

Using a mouse is sooo last year...use your Wii controllers...useful for playing with Coolios Babes I guess...lol...

Probably the coolest sleeping bag ever...

So you can't grow a beard huh..? Buy one lol...

Create your own Mr String character and er explore...cheesy...

Talented artist Karen Schmidt wants your head!!! Mine's been sent I'll keep y'all updated...

So you wanna read top magazines (including Playboy) for free..? No worries...

Send a voice message...dunno why...

Be Funky...another one of those free fiddle about with your photo sites...here's one I did of my little puppy Millie...

Speaking of my cute naughty puppy....here's her blog...Goldendoodle Diary...awww sweeet...

Shit Brix...more of those weird motivational pics...and here's a more adult version...[NSFW]

Tell the world how you're feeling with I Rate My Day...

So you think your computer case is cool huh..? Think again...wow...

More of those cute cat pics...

Games to test ya brains...

Game on...Quick Fire Pool...highly addictive and I truly suck...

Movie a Minute...for those who can't be bothered to watch the whole thing...

Now I haven't a clue what Flip Shake is about...something about collecting Flips lol...

Quake Live beta kicks off today!!!

Now this is pretty cool...100 web things you really didn't know you needed...

The world's most impossible quiz...tough...

I'll leave ya'll with my kind of Obama fan...nude Brazillian carnival queen and her "tattoo"...oooh yeah...

Right then...I'm off to sweat this flu outa me with nude babe blogging...

Catcha...

These babes will raise more than your temperature...

COOLIOS BABES

Not to be sneezed at...

Ear Hair...Cheese and Prostitutes...

FIFA 09...great viral for the beautiful game...

Twitter user with the need for anonymity..? You need SecretTweet...

Here's another...Twisten...picking up the songs being talked about and you get to hear them...nice...

Twiddling your pens and pencils just got cool...

Time to use your loaf it's the Grilled Cheese Invitational...WTF!!!

Never drink the same thing you girlfriend is drinking...ever...Rules 4 Men...

Once in a while a website comes a long that changes your life...Dinosaurs Fucking Robots isn't one of them...hehe...

Tits...the coolest t-shirts I've seen in an age...

What's the fucking weather like..? Lol...

Game on...meet people from all over the world...then kill them..cool...

This coke tastes like cow piss...

Blog of the day has to the The Internet Is Terrible...nice job guys...[LSFW]

Oh dear the Plush Uterus has to be recalled...choking hazzard to kids...hehe...

Trim the top and sides but leave the ear hair...oh dear God no...

Running from the camera...ok...

Meanwhile in Amsterdam's red light district...[NSFW]

OK that's whetted your appetite for hot babes...here two from me...nudes and babes...[NSFW]

I'll leave you with news our Russian friends do have pet cats and a sense of humour...er ROL...lol...

Catcha...

Speaking of pussies...

COOLIOS BABES

Stroke them and they purrrrr...

Dogs...100 Girls and Wanking...

Call this an early back to work Monday post...you'll be pleased to know the back is much much better and I can get back to concentrating on breaking the internet and bringing you the linkage...enough blabbering onwards with the show...

Tom Gielser likes to show his body...and I mean all of it lol...

It's a pretty cool girly blog coming from the Bay area...ummm a fondness for pink and flowers...could this be the Cowboy's real ID...enquiring minds need to know lol...

My puppy blog has had a makeover and now includes a photo gallery...so here's ya daily awww that's so sweeet...Goldendoodle Diary...

On the subject of dogs here's a site to put the smile on your face...Funny Dog Pics...nice job...

Theres' billboards...and then there's amazing billboards...

One of those you wont believe your eyes sites...

The Great Office War...awesome!!!

I just love the AXE commercials and this one has 100 Girls...woohoo...

Admit it...you've all tried to speak like Darth Vader...

More of those unfortunate marriage announcements...lol...

Apparently I was conceived on a Monday in November back in the sixteis...eeww too much information...and you..?

At last...your very own virtual girlfriend...yeah I asked and ahem NO...lol...

The title of this website sez it all...

100 games you can download now for free...

Star Wars is rocking the house...

Times must be really tough if you're dating a banker...help is at hand...

Now you can wank while you play your favourite video game...probably...

Put the game away and wank over these new nude babe blogs...babes...nudes...[NSFW]

Exercise your mouse finger and waste half a day...scroll a mile...lol...

There's some nasty animals on this planet...uuurgghhh...

I'll leave you with the news that Freddie Mercury is very much alive and er kicking...

I'm off to catch some inspirational porn...lol...[NSFW]

Catcha...

Really need a wank..?

COOLIOS BABES

Mansize tissue box required...

Not A Fat Babe In Sight...

Feeling hungry..? This Is Why You're Fat...lol...

Your guide to the hottest adult blogs online...Erotic Blog Directory...one to bookmark...[NSFW]

If photography is your bag here's a cool site run by cool guys...The Photography Circle...

The ultimate hi tech toilet...too cool...

Images of the Australian bush fires...it's terrible...hope our visitors are OK...

Bringing the ice age to warmer climes...very nice...

Share the luurve...I love you more than blank...

Russian thrill seekers and a train...jeez...

Get your goove (not groove lol) on...nope haven't a clue...

The emergency yodel button...ya never know when you might need it...haha...

So who the fuck is swearing on Twitter..?[LSFW]

Nurses...gawd love 'em...funny too...

The best game ever made...Space Invaders...oooooh yeah!!!

I do this every year lol...Anti Valentine cards...hehe...bollox to Valentines day...classic...

Here's another...Awkward Valentines...lol...romance is sooo last year...hehe...

Are you a Geek...need a date..? You need the Geeky Flowchart...

Alright here's a bit of real romance if you're laid off or skint...Cheap Romantic Dinner For Two...

Every single swear word (loads lol) ever spoken on the Sopranos in chronological order...cool...audio so [NSFW]

Boys toys...I love 'em and want 'em ALL I tells ya...

Notches on your bedpost for the modern day guy and gal...not sure if the Cowboy needs it...hehe...

Did anyone spot the Ninja Parade...brilliant!!!

Museums...like me not as dusty and boring as you might think...maybe...

Instant crickets...ya know ya wanna press that button...

Times are so tough even company logos are taking a beating...

Locked out of your phone..? Codes ahoy...

Just the babes at the recent Comic Convention...

I'll leave ya with my latest creation...one stop nude babes blog...excuse the smell of fresh paint it's brand new lol...[NSFW]

Here come the REAL nude babes...

COOLIOS BABES

Legendary luscious lovely naked babes...

Virgins...Psychos And Obama...

Virgins...it's a Whopper thing...

Old school gaming as an art form...

Dunno about the blog but I like the pic...Tabby I'm keeping it thanks...

The rules of rock...should you wanna be a rock star...

How to make love hearts from plastic straws...perfect for Valentines Day...

Game on and these are allegedly the 5 hardest games in the world...

Just little people in weird places...

All the 30 second bunny skits under one roof...

Men...we're all psychotic...allegedly...lol...

Just Mario on relationships...makes sense...

Your daily awww that's sooo sweeet...little dude comes back from the dentist...

April sez this really is Obama with a potty mouth...

Facebook...the root of all evil...or 25 things I know about you...

The museum of womens menstruation...or something...

Today's big thing is beer bottle dominos...

Making popcorn with cell phones...lol...

Beware the one night stand with a mad Brit bitch...

Tough guys...small dicks...apparently...

I'll leave y'all with 10 things dudes should NOT do in public...haha...

Ooops what sad warped twisted mind could come up with this inspirational porn site..? [NSFW]

Catcha...

Hot as fuck nude babes right here...

COOLIOS BABES

Too hot for you to handle...

Elmer Fudd Loves Coolios Babes...

Ha! Bet you thought I did a runner huh! Nope just bad back and the wrong snow on the intraweb lines lol...okies here ya go with your midweek linkage...

Blog of the week has to be Chasing The Walrus...ok he's my online best Brit blogging buddy - but he talks sense and has hot babes...[NSFW]

Stuck in the office all summer..? You need Computer Tan...hehe...

Let's take a look at Lego NY...haha...

More of those breathtaking 3D wallpapers...

Take a break from life work and the net...

Seven things you assume are illegal but not...

What's the time to dance and music...

Now you can time your friends and colleagues with the online stop watch...pointless fun for all...

The legendary COOLIOS BABES as written by Elmer Fudd lol...how about The Cowboy as a redneck..?

So what do you call...…a crazy proctologist? — A psychoanalyst....oooh that's bad...more here....

Valentine's Day approacheth and if you're skint here's some cheap dates...

Christian Bale...he's gotta potty mouth...[NSFW]

Game on...Escape From Deathtrap Mansion...

Game on er again...Super Obama World...lol...

I Love Dust...another of those too cool to be true flash design sites...

Hey ladies if you've just lost your job there's a brave new world of spanking out there...

Pssst wanna know how a chick behaves in bed..? Look at her belly button...

Looking for the ultimate erotic holiday..?

I'll leave ya with a load of those cool body art pics...maybe [LSFW]

Keep up to date with daily news and nudes...[NSFW]

Catcha...

Winter makes babes nipples hard...

COOLIOS BABES

Hard nipples hot nude babes...

SEX SEX And A Cervix...

Great piece from the awesome Boing Boing on surfers catches of the day...sad but true...

Just pics of folks sleeping on a subway...

There's mugs and then there's too cool to be true mugs...

A simply stunning set of photos from around the world...

Your daily awww that's so sweeeet...the aptly named Margay Cat...awww sweeeet...

Women say childbirth gives them orgasms...probably...
[LSFW]

Not sure what this is all about as the hotel was closed...looks scary lol...

Need to shut down you screen quick smart..? You need Dad's Around...sneaky...

Your complete guide to UK slang...we're not that hard to understand are we..?

Just pics of sexy people...gotta love Chad lol...

And here's just some pics of Vampire pussies lol...

Ninjas can't catch you if....hehe...

Turning the internet into a game...

Game on and this looks pretty amazing...Warrior Epic...

Just a blog on pets who really do want to kill themselves...oh the embarassment lol...

I Bang the Worse Dudes...tales of a young ladies sex life...are you there..?

Times are hard and Valentine's Day can be expensive...here's the cheap guide...useful...

War photos imprinted onto modern day scenes...poignant stuff...

Pictures of a chicks cervix...those with a weak disposition might not want to click lol...[LSFW]

I'll leave you with 10 weird facts on SEX...

Catcha...

Talking of sex...

COOLIOS BABES

Just imagine sex with these babes...

Is Your Co Worker An Alien..?

Love Me Tender - Or Else...a gentle reminder from the Agent Provocateur girls...shit now I really need a cold shower...[LSFW]

Game on...and this is one hell of a cool virtual games site...nice work dude...

The Bearskin Rug art book...cool...

Absolutely gorgeous rendered beauties...

Whilst I still try to get to grips with Twitter...now you can add a video bubble...imagine the possibilities - The Cowboy in his silk robe and sombrero...er woot...

Game on and one for the math heads...Kenken...not for me lol...

I drew a crude pair of boobies and got a work of art in return lol...Sketch Swap...nifty...

10 websites that really will matter in 2009...meh no mention of the legendary COOLIOS BABES...

This is Whale Hunt and this is just too cool...

One of those irritatingly addictive guess my age sites...

Furnish the Oval Office with Ikea...lol...

A website devoted to a ton of weird facts...

If you hate I mean really hate spiders...don't click...

Not the biggest woofers out there...but certainly the sweetest...

Only 171 days to go until Muggle Net hits a screen near you...jeez I ain't seen one lol...

A list of funny excuse letters...

Same old shit same old leader of the free world...

Is this the best er best man's speech ever..? Stay 'till the end...brilliant...

Homemade bacon vodka...the potential is limitless...

One for the ringtone addicts...make your own...

10 signs your co worker is an alien...they're out there...useful...

I could say does my ass look big in this twin...but I wont...

I'll leave you all with a classic rock lyrics quiz...rock on guys and gals...

I'm off to blog my nude babes for Australia Day...sexy downunder nude amateurs cobber...

Catcha...

Nude babes from around the world...

COOLIOS BABES

Your porn passport...

Thank Fuck It's Friday...

Mornin' all hope that Friday feeling is buzzing through your viens...ah the weekend arrives...let the day go quicker with the linkage...

Henchman's Helper...really cool webcam of the world interface...

Things you might not have noticed in famous photos...cool...

Think you have a good eye..?

So who's dated who..? Celeb affairs of the heart...

There's skipping for girls then there's the ultimate Extreme Skipping...oh man this had me howling...

If you're about to get dumped y'all gonna need to whip out charts and graphs to make them stay lol...

When you've read all the links...horn balled over the nude hotties at COOLIOS BABES...and you're still Bored...go there...

One for the bookmarks...How About That...weird news around the world...

And here's another...Scary Ideas...cool site guys...

Game on and this will truly drive you nuts ands test your thinking...Laser...

You hear the most stupid things in the court room...hehe...

An oldie but a goodie...Pet Humour...I really must update my Goldendoodle blog soon...

Another of those cool and at times useful generator sites...

Christian Bale or Kermit...my God it's hard to tell...lol...

With a title like Goodbye Shitfuck it can only be about one guy lol...

You know I kinda miss the sound of dial up...aah the memories...

On a serious note one of ther worst viruses ever is in the wild with millions of pc's affected...here's a fix if you're unlucky enough to get hit...

The Italians really aren't like the rest of Europe...hehe...

Another oldie but most satisfying to relieve the stresses of the week...Punch A Celeb...(hard)...

George Bush's leaked doodles during Obama's speech lol...

Game on - again lol - and this is the cool as hell RPG Chav Gangs...

I'll leave you all with pussies of the famous...not quite what you think...

Have a great weekend guys and gals and I'll cya all on Monday...until then checkout the legendary Cowboy's blog and of course all your news and nudes...

Catcha...

Your weekend wank babes lol...

COOLIOS BABES

Grab the large pack of tissues boys!!!

My Nude Willy Is Twingly...

I'm a little late today guys and gals...a mix of chronic back pain and a procession of workman types trampling all over our new house...been in 6 weeks now and finally starting to look like a home...have to say the kitchen design babe was a honey lol...okies enough of my blather onwards with the linkage...

So I wonder what was in all the newspapers this morning...

I like this new blog search engine Twingly...I typed in nudes and I'm all over it like a rash...woohoo...

Why Women Hate Men...jeez some dudes lol...

Junkies chucking away their needles near you..? Make something pretty outa them...but remember to sterilise them first...

Cool looking 3D rooms...

Obama kicking Darth Vader's ass...

Where's the willy rather than Where's Wally...hehe...

If you don't want your partner to read certain emails...you need Whisper Bot...nice...

A 100 metre long photo...strangely fascinating...

Get your teeth around these delicious penis cakes...

One of those too cool to be true sites you need to bookmark...Inspire Me Now...

Game on and this looks amazing...Battlefield Heroes...

If dirty filthy rooms drive you nuts...look away er now...

Making a nifty laptop stand from a coat hanger...

Need to email the guy at the top..? You need Executive Bomb...

Names for things you didn't think need names...

The iPod Touch...snipers swear by it...lol...

Creme that Egg...this guy has way too much time on his hands...but I have to say eggcellent work dude...

Absolutely superb photography...

Don't click if pics of terrible injuries ain't ya bag...

OK I'm off to put the finishing touches to my new News and Nudes blog...a look at the days big stories with a Flip twist lol...

C'ya...

The next link is why you're all here...

COOLIOS BABES

Legendary hot nude babe blog...

Teaching Chicks To Swallow...

So Twitter is still causing me to scratch my head and wonder just WTF it's all about...despite The Cowboy's gentle tuition I just don't get it lol...bring back pigeons I say...onto the linkage...

Get Your Cyborg Name

Looking at the most popular inaugural words over the years...

Vodka Heads..spiritual...

Solitaire's the only game in town...

Joe Biden's Teeth..made me smile...

Gun Porn...totally safe for work unless you're feeling postal...

What's the state of the web right now...pretty cool...

How to get out of a car without showing your knickers...useful...

Sleep.FM...a social alarm clock thing...

They say today's the most depressing day of the year...cheer yourself by building a squid...

Make your own RPG...for the sad geek inside...

Soccer...it's going downhill...

Just a naked babe...suitable for work lol...

Game on and can you save the global economy...Bail Out...

All those FAILs under one roof...

Useful advice from young men to old dudes like me I guess...lol...

So ya want to be a Grammar Ninja like what I am huh..?

Blog of the day and if you're into carp fishing this is my GF son's blog...Carp Crew...

So Who Killed Bambi...weird classy photography...

More of that amazing pavement (sidewalk lol) art...wow...

Don't Spit Swallow...useful...and obviously most definitely [NSFW]

A public toilet for exhibitionists..?

Contrary to popular belief...women are indeed teachable...hehe....

I'll leave you with the Virtual Blowjob game where I scored an impressive 1499...must be a natural...lol...strictly [NSFW]

That reminds me I have nude babes to blog...Softcore...Pretty...and HOT!!!

C'ya...

ALL of these babes can oral me any time...

COOLIOS BABES

A magnificent mouthful of mammaries...

Here Come The Girls...

Just a calendar featuring babes and cars...

Now we're talking girls and cars...the dancing SEAT babes...oooooh yeah...

Game on and this one is pretty sweet...Robokill...

Times are hard so here's 25 things you can get for almost free...

Condoms...useful...very funny viral...

Embarassing dads and the moon walk lol...

You're gonna hate me for this...8 songs from the movies that will stick in your head...

Ever wanted to create your own super hero..?

Superb site full of those crazy sometimes naughty internet pics...

Okay there's fancy cakes and then there Mikes Cakes...awesome...

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Chris Dane Owens - he's a singer...WTF!!!

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date....kids on luurve haha...

Cat herders...only tough guys need apply...

I'm in the middle of turning my spare room into a proper office....these are pretty inspirational...

Upload any picture and shoot the shit out of it....great stress relief...

Just a whole bunch of really sick toons...[NSFW]

Photos of London shop fronts...gawd it looks nasty...

And here's a photo tour of Brooklyn...

In tribute to the death of the Prisoner...here's the entire cult sixties series...I am a name not a number...awesome and RIP...

When you have too much ethernet cable and time on your hands...have to say they are pretty cool...

This dude really does dig divorce...literally...

Greetings cards designed to cheer you up during the world wide recession...

New born babies...ugly...hehe...

I'll leave ya with a bunch of bendy babes...

Oh yeah I've been dragged kicking and screaming into Twitter...I'm FlophouseFlip if ya wanna be my special friend...hehe...

Right I'm off to help the wankers of the world with Beautiful and Russian nude babes...

Catcha...

Hot nude babes alert...

COOLIOS BABES

How hot do ya wanna get..?

Shake Off Those Monday Blues...

Hey all...sorry about going MIA on Friday...a mixture of lifting a huge Ikea desk and a dodgy back lol...oooo me back hehe...still sore but blogging like a maniac...onwards with the linkage...

Own Your C...if you have an opinion share it with the world...

I never grow tired of looking at pics of the Northern Lights...one day I'll see them for real...

Game on and ya need fart power...Puzzle Farter...lol...

Another one of those upload ya photo things...this ones pretty cool...Photofunia...

Obamicon yourself...it's liberating lol...

Ampersands for the geek in all of us...&&&&

A look back at all the men humping things in 2008...weird...

Just another day in your office..?

Ten pretty good reasons to start growing a very long beard...

The sickest joke site in the world has just been updated...man I love this site...

Game on...help this sweet granny find her pussy....kinda...

The top ten sexiest ads ever..? Possibly...

Is your life jinxed..? Not as bad as these guys...

Save money and bake your own girl guide cookies...tight wad...

Now you can make your own 3D pinball machine...now that's cool...

Now that's one cool garden...

I'll leave you with a whole bunch of funny movie gifs...

I'm off to polish off my two new nude babe blogs...Hot and Beautiful...

Catcha...

Gird ya loins guys...

COOLIOS BABES
Y'all gonna need a lot of tissues...

Sex...A Hat And Bubbles...

Play games - meet people online - I'm Like With You...

It's the must have app for your iPhone...steamy!!!

A load of cool flash toys for your My Space page...

Create an online you with Doppel Me...

How about understanding your face...and then buying it..?

Always fancied writing your own book...now it's a doddle with Blurb...nice one...

The age old discussion on why men can't pee straight...

A couple of oldies that make me chuckle...after one of my jokes...and after one of my better ones...lol...

Scream with David Lee Roth...hours of fun...

Writing a steamy sex scene is an art form this lot don't have...hehe...

I scored a whopping 78% on this online logic test...

Game on...95 retro games online now...cool!!!

Daddy ran off with a whore...and mommy doesn't want you anymore...books for kids...lol...

Jokes for the brainy guys and gals...

Meanwhile on a beach in Australia they're building a sand whale...pretty cool video...

It's colder than a witches tit here in England...even the bubbles are freezing...

Nothing like a hot bath...

If ya wanna get laid...learn magic...allegedly...

I'll leave ya with look at that hat...lol...

Catcha...

Psst next link is nekked chicks...

COOLIOS BABES

They're nekked I tells ya...

Annoying Pussies And Bikini Babes...

Looks like it's all back to normal...the last party has partied...the last present has been broken...it's back to work and the long trudge to summer...never fear the Coolios gang shall be here bringing sunny smiles and cheery summer breezes tro brighten ya winter...or something...enjoy the linkage...

I promised you the moon...will these do..?

Free music downloads...and one I found that's pretty dammned cheap...Legal Downloads...and Audiolizer lets you share and download...

So you want to learn morse code do ya..?

Love at first site...a chocolate interactive luurve story...awww sweeet...

The 50 worst passwords in the world...is yours there..?

Now we can all make pretty glowing words...

They're dolls...and they're ugly...

Meanwhile at the Malden Mud Race...things get wet and dirty...

Old timers will remember just how the legendary Cowboy arrived on the web...he still thinks he's Peter Pan...lol...

Planning a military operation anytime soon..? Y'all gonna need a cool name for it...

Resistance is futile...lol...

Just a man tackling an annoying pussy all night...

Cool toilet signs from around the world...

Game on...Phage Wars...can you be the dominant microbe thing..?

Nine songs for wankers...literally...

Your daily awww that's so sweeet...an elephant and a dog make strange bed fellows...

Like your head creamed in the shower...?

Ooops looks like someone over exposed the internet...

It just had to happen...Lolbama...

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when my partner told me he was a distant relative...Elmer McCurdy...jeeez what kind a family am I with...hehe...

Just fit Canadian biathlon babes...

And I shall leave you with the bikini ice fishing team...ooooh now that's got my rod twitching...hehe...

I'm off to excercise my blonde bitch and undress my babes...

Catcha...

Wanna catch some real hot nude babes..?

COOLIOS BABES

No bait required...

Happy Nude Year To You All...

Happy New Year everyone and I hope the night was great...thanks to all of you on behalf of all us posters here for your continued patronage...we love finding the links as much as you (appear) to enjoy reading them...don't be shy pop in a comment or two every now and then - it'll make a change from the freaking spammers lol...ok onto the linkage - enjoy!!!

How the world celebrated the New Year...me I was asleep deep deep deep in the grip of man flu (still) lol...

Got a nasty hangover this fine morning..? Here's a cure...

Otherwise try this or even this...boom boom!!!

The year remembered in boobs...nice...

Don't forget it's No Pants Subway Ride day soon...

New year and a new you...here's 10 ways to simplify your life...

So...was he or she lying last night..? Probably lol...

Game on and are these the top ten web games of last year..?

There's desktop wallpapers and then there's these amazing works of art...

Radiohead want you to create a rainbow...groovy...

Upload ya pics and give 'em some bling...here's my new grandson lol...

F My Life...share your tales of woe...

The Wassup boys eight years later...poignant...

If you're looking to whack someone here's a handy link lol...

Quite simply Drunk Drivers Against Anime Fans...haha...

Motivational posters with Hunter S Thompson...

Gotta new boyfriend..? How to care for them correctly...

Having never had a Gameboy (no pun lol) here's a cool emulator...

I love finding funny blogs and this one is too funny...Mockery Court...nice one guys...

Google for old folk..?

How to know when it's time to leave the bar...a diagram...

Just porn posters from the sixties and seventies...

Speaking of porn here's my very latest babe blog...totally work safe lol...

Game on and make that polar bear jump...addictive...

I'll leave y'all with a Belgian blog devoted to one man's love of belly buttons...

My fluffy leggy blonde needs attention and these Aussie nude babes need some clothes on...

Catcha...

Looking for the Belgian with more than belly buttons..?

COOLIOS NUDE BABES

Tits Ass AND Pussy galore...

The New Year Approacheth...

So Christmas came and went...hope your sack was bulging and the family arguments were low key lol...mine was a quiet affair...two famillies for dinner my new grandson on my lap all afternoon - both of us dozing and snoring like old men lol...hope all was good for you guys...onto the linkage...

Meanwhile at the Cowboy's Christmas party...we have Santasm...holy shit WTF is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some times it's great to generate...here's 1000 of those generator toys...

So you were dreaming of a white Christmas...trust me these guys weren't...

Time for another one of those cool online clocks...

Perfect for dinner parties...a whole human...cheaper in bulk lol...

There's drawings...sketches...and then there's awesome art...

Make a wish for the world on a snowflake this holiday season...sweet...

I think I bought my kid brother a Speak and Spell years ago lol...

50 things we found out in 2008...

What to do if twitter is down...

Turn your name into a face...mine's here lol...

My mom got a laptop for Christmas...holy shit it's been a nightmare lol...so this video brings back memories hehe...

Now we can all send fake fun emails from any domain...ooooh yeah!!!

I dunno...the places the Cowboy sticks his weener...OOooouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ladies if you are gonna get sexy in the hot tub...take a crap FIRST!!! Holy shit - er literally lol !!!

A Wii an over excited kid and a horny dog...there can be only one outcome...haha...

If you got Guitar Hero for Christmas...here's some more tracks to download...

The seven best capers of 2008...too cool...

Your daily awww that's sooo sweet...Zoo Borns...awww sweeeeet...

The top 25 news stories THEY didn't want you to read...

A totally cruel look at those ugly Holywood wives...naughty...

She made me a few quid and is still hot as hell...Sarah Palin's calendar is a best seller...

I'll leave y'all with 50 shocking celeb pics of the last year...

My Goldendoodle puppy needs a walk and my nude babes need attention...tough job but someone's gotta do it...

Catcha...

Post Christmas blues..?

COOLIOS BABES

Hot nude babes to warm ya cockles...

Happy Christmas All !!!!

The man flu has me tightly in it's grip...Jeez my temp was so high Monday night I was seeing spiders lol...enough of my snivling woes lol...Hope you all have a very Merry Christmas and a safe and prosperous New Year...

Santa's real...he's on Google Earth...

2008 reviewed JibJab style...

The 12 days of Christmas as sung by drunks...

True Christmas music for free...now that's the Christmas spirit...

Show the gift of friendship this festive season...Befriend a Geek...hehe...

Bore your guests to death with this origami reindeer...

An oldie but a doggie Christmas goodie...

Seems I have a lot of work to do on the Naughty or Nice 'o meter...

If you've been naughty lego Santa crab will visit...

Nop you haven't had too many pre Xmas drinks...they really are penquins dressed as Santa...

Bizzare Christmas record sleeves...

They say only the Hoff can pull these looks off...they ain't seen the Cowboy...

Seems like this spoilt little biatch wanted it to snow...

One of my fave photo blogs out there...The Chive goes Christmas...very cool...

There's delightful tree ornaments and then there's er these...

Stunning Christmas trees from around the world...

I'll leave ya with a none Christmas link and with it I'm breaking my promise of no more squirrels...but this guy is purple!!!

Catcha and hope y'all have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!

Want the legs and breast of the bird..?

COOLIOS BABES

Juicy plump and tender...

Pre Christmas Linkage...

I have the dreaded man flu...and boy do I feel like shit...so apologies for a small post - I'll be back Christmas Eve with a biggie..

Tell the kids the good ole US of A are tracking Santa as we speak...more trackers here...

Send a Twitter message gift boxed...

愿你圣诞节和新年都幸福无边。to our Chinese friends...now stop the spam maybe..?

Christmas just isn't Christmas without egg nog...

Burn Christmas burn...lol...

Apparently Xmas Is A Crime...muzak the young folk listen to...

Nothing like saying it with microwaves...very cool...

Your daily OMFG that's soooo cute...

C'ya all Xmas Eve!!!

Almost A Christmas Free Zone...

Get steamy over the holidays with one of the hottest erotic writers on the net...and she's my friend...Inky Blue Illusions...nice one hun...

Speaking of erotica...can't imagine what idiot would call this a babe blog...hehe...real nude babes here - COOLIOS BABES...

The must have video games of my younger days...

A showcase of all that's cool in art...

Now here's a cool and entertaining blog...The Get There Girls...nice one ladies...

Game on...online community where "the fun never stops"...Globus...

We've been here before...but flying over the mountains is so relaxing...

Quite simply College Life...

The world's best collection of really sick jokes...lol...

Words that should be offensive...but aren't...

What real men will be wearing this holiday season...The Cowboy swears by it...

The strange shagging habits of animals...

The perfect gift...musical knickers...

I have to say the babe in the first mugshot if totally HOT!!! Flip's as well lol...

I'll leave you with Is It Christmas..?

I'm off to blog my nude babes and shampoo my blonde bitch...

Catcha...

The Cowboy's code

I don't know if Flip, (or you), were expecting me to come up with something classy. SURE hope not! In any case, in case you were wondering, here's the Cowboy's Code....

1. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's no sex in the Champagne room.

2. Do unto others before they do it to you.

3. No matter how much you may enjoy teenage girls and Peruvian cocaine, don't share this with others.

4. A kind word and a gun will always get you more than a kind word.

5. Parents just don't understand. Especially when you ask them if you can take their daughter for a test drive.

6. Only fight a fair fight when you can't stack the odds in your favor.

7. I understand. I don't care.

8. I have nothing but respect for women. That's why I stuff money in thier g-strings.

9. You only live once - you might as well get it over with...

10. I'm probably going to Hell. Right into a middle management job. If you'd like to avoid that fate, ignore the aforementioned 9.

P.S. STILL, no matter what a stripper tells you, there STILL no sex in the Champagne room...

Prepare For The Global Orgasm...

The birth of my grandson makes the national newspapers lol...gotta love the headline...

You just knew there'd be Bush vs Shoe games...Sock and Awe and avoid the shoes...

The most beautiful websites of the last year...no nudes in sight meh...

Does she love you..?

One of my favourite links every year...the National Geographic photos of the year...

When dolphins stampede...

Use your own pics to make 3D Christmas cards...

Even storing your bike is cool in Japan...

Game on...Paintball...not what you might think...

The decline of civilisation in a few words...lol...

When kids get it wrong...I love Satan...hehe...

The 12 drugs of Christmas with Ceech and Chong...

I used to believe...the things we er used to believe in...sweet...

If life's a little boring...here's 30 ways to shock yourself...useful...

There were always 56 curls in Shirley Temple's hair...more random info here...

Live online the birth of puppies...be quick!!!

1001 rules for his unborn son...nice one mate...

How to find gifts for the folks who bug ya...

Now here's something special...The Cowboy Code...now we can sit back and hope our own gun slinging sling back wearing six shooting Cowboy can respond with HIS own code...now that should be good...Happy Birthday for earlier in the week old friend...

I'll leave y'all with a reminder that Global Orgasm day is just four days away...

I'm off to get my blonde bitch wormed deflea'd and excercised...whilst dreaming of giving these nude babes the orgasm of their lives...

Catcha...

Go see all the hot nude babes...

COOLIOS BABES

The will rock ya cocks!!!

Flaming Dogs - Babes And Pussies...

Absolute classic...full Bush shoe dodging story here...

Rohit's a prat but wants to be an action star...aah bless him lol...

The perfect pressie for the lazy guy with everything...pre chewed pencils...

Psst wanna see some boobies..? Real boobs here...[NSFW]

Exactly why the net was created...Here's A Bunny With A Pancake On Its Head...awesome...

If your doctor writes AGMI on your notes call a priest...

The building blocks of the Bible maybe..?

Game on and this is a toughie...Ninja Ropes Extreme...

If you loved Medeival Total War...then Vox Imperium will make ye verily happy...

Dogs are such pussies...

If you've lost something recently then these guys have probably found it...

Got a miserable twat in your life..? The perfect mug...

Nothing like a Monday celeb morphing session...

So you want to make a 3D Stereogram huh..?

I just love the Cherry Blossom Girl...nice blog sweetie...

If you like bears y'all gonna love this...

Rotted Peach is adult art definitely not suitable for work...[NSFW]

And Myla gives us the hottest advent calendar ever...[LSFW]

Presenting the Robodogflamocycle...nice!!!

There's drivers...awesome drivers...and then there's Ken Block...WoW!!!

The first rule of keyboard fight club is...holy shit that's wicked!!!

I'll leave y'all with Net Pet...for those who don't wanna real pooch or pussy...

Catcha...

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I'm Only 23% Gay...

This guy has a real downer on animals...lol...

Lego goes hip hop...

Now you can have your own daily mugshot...I like it...

Game on...and when I say game on I mean 250 of the best flash games online...cool...

A list of 100 awesome things...

So you think tapestry is dull huh..?

Nine Inch Noels...an alternative look at Xmas tunes...

Vader is a hottie and other weird pics...

When you lose don't lose the lesson...and other mantras...

The perfect present for me Flip in rainy England...I love it!!!

So just who the hell are these guys..? Pretty sure the one in the ghey hat is the Cowboy...probably...hehe...

Rock paper sissors lizard spock...for trekkies...

Looking for the perfect cliche'..?

The sex survey sez 20% of teens have sent semi nude or nude pics of themselves over the internet...you're welcome to send them to me...er please...

The top ten movie trailer recuts...nice...

Flip is 23% gay...loosen up mate...these days women like a man with some soft edges to grab onto...phew...

Another of those too funny to be true test papers...

Meanwhile over at Write Something...can ya spot my piece..?

I've just finished knitting the Cowboy's Xmas pressie...Nice!!!...make your's here...

One of the coolest yule tunes ever...

Christmas becomes Kitchmas...haha...

Okay I promised no more squirrels...but these tough guys made me do it...

Granny has a tattoo or er two...

Just pics of Nazi girls...ya know you want to ya perverts...hehe...[LSFW]

Game on...this is Santa's Snow Line...

What happens in your brain whilst reaching orgasm...for those who have them...

I'll leave you with Apple's future market leaders...

I'll be rubbing my blonde bitch...and blogging hot nude babes for the rest of the day...

Catcha...

COOLIOS BABES

The hottest nude babes on the net...

Bowie Drunks and Zombies...

If God was a computer programmer...

There really is a hand drawn map association...

Yahoo sez start wearing purple...pointless lol...

If I was a video game character I'm supposedly a catterpillar lol...

Scientists says a Zombie attack is more than possible...

Quite simply the things that bears love...

Cute dog in the snow...awww sweet...

Make your own quiz games...nifty...

Facebook for Austen fans...nice one...

He's just a frat boy taking virginity (to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody)...

Christmas is postponed until June...

TIME's top ten of everything that happened in 2008...

Here's Bopaboo...sell your MP3's legally...cool...

Game on Squiggle Squid...pretty sweet...

Don't forget Day Without A Gay Day...the Cowboy's up for it...literally hehe...

How to spot a Christmas drunk...hic...

I'll leave y'all with David Bowie is very disappointed with you...nope haven't a clue either lol...

Buy ya pressie here or the puppy and baby gets it...

I'm off to blog a few more nekked babes - tough job but someone's gotta do it...

Catcha...

The ultimate nude babes site...

COOLIOS BABES

I see naked babes...

They're everywhere...

Through The Monday Looking Glass...

Amazing photographs that haven't been photoshopped...

Alice In Wonderland...an interactive adventure...

Seems the US already has Transformer capabilities...

Game on and play football as it should be with Coke Zero...nice one...

25 days of free Christmas song downloads...they suck lol...Amazon rocks though...

Generate your own Magic 8 Ball...

Our annual trip to Santa and the North Pole...sweet...

Every cloud has a silver lining (except for the mushroom shaped ones, which have a lining of Iridium & Strontium 90)...more here...

Communion wafers for foodies lol...

You can be Santa to a child...it's for charadee mates...

Even storm troopers need a romantic holiday...

The quite beautiful Book of Unwritten Tales...

Use the old Wolfen 3D engine to view Flickr...

Praise be the Beer Church...

It's a nostalgic Betamax Xmas...

The dullest blog...nope it's not one of mine lol...

Change any word on any website - loads of fun for all the family...er not...they did Gordon Ramsey lol...

I'll leave y'all with Brown and Cameron and God Save the Queen...

I'm off to shave my puppy bald and my pussies balder...

Catcha...

Pssst...

Wanna see some naked chicks..?

COOLIOS BABES

No clothes or anything!!!!

Pampered Poodles and Santa's Dead...

The Manhattan Street Corners...awesome photography mapping the great city...

There's web error pages and then there's these...nice...

Another of those watch tv anywhere sites...Fancast...

Now we can all make those cool smileys with just our keyboards...(';')...that's a baby...(>,<)...that's known as the Cowboy's sex face...hehe...

Christmas cards for the geek in your life...I love the shepherds - I'm so blogging this...lol...

What's that..? You're in the mood to make a bath bomb but dunno where to start..?

An oldie but still brilliant...the Internet Helpdesk...so very very true...

Make your own football shirt avatar...

Lose The Game...nope haven't a clue either lol...

Another classic from my bulging inbox...Mahir...I Kiss You...

Just a whole heap of those whacky web pics...

Is that really what her mom does for a living...haha too funny...

Clean me just doesn't cut it on dirty car windows any more...

Design your own hell...you know ya wanna...

Those weird statues from around the world...

A scientific look at if Santa really can do all that...keep the kids away...

Things my dog ate...hehe...my pup Millie eats the garden...

Cherry Peel...where the cool music types go...

These people should be shot...alternative dog grooming...

Game on and this will tax your brains...Light Bot...cool...

McDonalds proudly launches next years calendar...

I'll leave you with Sorry I Missed Your Party...strange pics found on Flickr...

I'm off to puppy proof my garden and drool over nekked puppies...

STOP!!!

COOLIOS BABES

Relax and drool...

Chill Out Grandpa And Feed The Hamster...

I'm a grandpa...still not completely sunk in yet...holy shit I always told my wife I'd get an Oscar before I was 50...but this wasn't exactly what I had in mind...more the best screenplay lol...

But guys and gals my new grandson is a little cutie pie and I'm totally smitten...just go here and buy stuff or the baby and puppy gets it hahaha...thanks for all your messages of support means a lot...onto the linkage...

100 cool ways to organise your life...

The incredible photography of Mark Zibert...

Game on and this is Windows Pong...

Pretty nifty credit crunch pressie buster...upload photos and make free calendars...

This email will self destruct in 10 seconds...pretty cool...

All your IM's under one roof...

Game on...y'all need to save the Dog Nation...

Dude...just chill out...been saying that since the weekend lol...

Tips for those of you who've been mugged...

I can has downtown...lolz for hip types...

My swedish furniture name is SFLYP and I'm a basic chair...go
figure...

You're a restless rebel with an unpredictable nature...You're a heartbreaker. People get attached to you, and then you're gone...so what does your birth date mean..?

10 crazy cycles no one should ever attempt to ride...

Feed the hamster and make the little bugger run...

Click the bubbles and make beautiful muzak...nice...

Are these the top nude celebrity scenes ever..? [LSFW]

Christmas Vacation in 30 seconds with bunnies...

The new Gay Bible upsets the God botherers...

Game on - again lol...Snowmen Invaders...

So what are the odds on you getting divorced..?

I'll leave y'all with some totally freaked out Photoshop Magic...

I'm off to walk my Goldendoodle puppy...build a blog about grandads (lol) and blog my nude babes...

Catcha...

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Go see all the nude Coolios Babes NOW!!!

I'm A Grandad...Holy Shit!!!!

How was your weekend..? All good I hope...I had a bit of surprise...and so did my son his ex girlfriend and her family...a six pound two ounce surprise...my first grandson baby boy Oscar born late Saturday night...long long story that I'll write about at the Flophouse later...all I can say his wow he's gorgeous...and Holy Shit I'm a grandpa!!!

Now I can't believe I shall be this kind of grandad...

My son's called Harry...nuff said...

Condoms...not just for contraception...

One year old baby appears to be pregnant...

Stunning reflective photography...

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure...useful if ever you have a banana in your ear...

Decorate you house with gawdy Xmas lights and share it with the world...

So many social sites...so little time...you need Power - all your friends in one place...

Now this kinda blows the myth of hot prostitutes somewhat...

So you wanna write a best seller...here's a good place to start...My E-Book...

Every t-shirt sold and a child in Africa gets a school uniform...buy one...

Drunk Brit chicks (there are many) offered free flip-flops from the cops...WTF!!!!

If a chick in a bright pink latex pig suit gets ya hot - this one's for you...

You are what you drive...

I'll leave ya with the perfect pressie for your musical pampered pet...probably...

I'm off to oggle nekked babes from my rocking chair...

Catcha...

Speaking of nekked babes...

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Send the url to your grandad...

No more drinking on company time....

Bad Idea number 1 - Downing 1/2 a bottle of rum on an empty stomach on the clock. Really makes you knock and ping a fair bit. I figured that whenever Flip gets in "wish fulfillment mode" and starts posting my name again with rather infamous websites, (although I DID like my boat crew), it's time to at least make an appearance....

Boba's Back. You may need a sock too....

Pick the scam that's right for you...

Remember when MTV played videos? Then check out MTV2....

Because, fuckers, I AM too sexy....

A pretty cool new toy, if you've ever had the urge to be a DJ - Blip FM. And if you need a bad example....

Wrong on so many levels, it's right! Blue Angels hold open practice....

Gamer girls and flat out porn....

And if you ever want to know what Flip, our resident trouble maker, really gets up to in his time off.... :)

OK, I've done my time for God and country. You want more, then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation... [NSFW]

And NEVER forget the wonder that is Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

Reall

The Two Finger Squirter...

Hope our American friends had a very pleasant Thanksgiving...the legendary Cowboy promised he'd holster his six shooter (ooer) and pop in and post...probably still stuffing a bird as we speak...he wishes lol...today's Black Friday...so go here and buy summat or the puppy gets it...thanks and enjoy the linkage...

It turns out a very (er very) close friend of mine is related to awesome artist Mikey Brain...superb work...

Here's the weather...is it going to rain..?

Make your own huge domino fall over display er thing...warning this is highly addictive...

One of the most useful things I'm ever going to reveal...how to make a ninja mask out of a t-shirt...cool...

Images that might give the geeks amongst us a hard on...allegedly...totally work safe...lol...

Tattoos are so last year...y'all need to ink ya heart er literally...OMFG!!!

Another of my yearly visits...this time make a real purdy snow flake...

Word is the Cowboy was sacked from this job for being a little too entusiastic...babe body oiler...what a career...

A guy I know on a webmaster forum has just launched his new blog You Tube Video of the Day...looks like one to bookmark folks...

Thirty skills women should have before they're 30...I can think of more than a few more...

Great blog this...Passive Agressive Notes...too funny...

The ultimate keyboard for blondes...haha...

The two finger squirter...and other unintentional porn moments...100% work safe...

Game on...drive the sports car as fast as you can...

Game on...greed is good...the virtual stock market...surely you can do better than the idiots who've got us in this mess...

Quite simply...thank God you're a man...

Match your printer to your personality...useful viral from Epsom...

Seems the username Flip is extremely popular...

Sometimes it's good to have a geek for a dad...especially when he builds you a too cool to be true Ironman suit...nice...

Motivational posters you might not have seen...

Probably the most tasteless lego set ever...lol...

I'll leave y'all to enjoy ya weekend with Lilya Stepova...she's got a bow and is very very bendy...

Catcha...

You'll wanna bend these babes over...

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Beautiful naked babes to die for...

DJ Cowboy Rocks Da House...probably...

Carlos Huant draws monsters...pretty good ones too...

THE ultimate boys toy this Christmas...the Martin Jet Pack...nice...

If you think GI Joe had the coolest vehicles...think again...

If you can unscrew a lightbulb you can Unscrew America...

It's an oldie but Ms Dewey is the sexiest search engine ever...

As I continue on my path of DIY disasters Ed The Handyman's health and safety tips shouldn't be ignored...probably...

Remember the Shiba Inu puppy cam..? My have they grown...hahahaha...

Ok here's the real puppy cam and man they really have grown...

No more squirrels sez Flip...probably...

Seems my Goldendoodle pup is a bit of a cover girl...Millie!!!...make ya own here...

Some people just don't listen when told to stop playing with their food...

Always fancied being a race car driver..? Game on get ya motors running...

Now what could be 98.5% over..?

Just a few topless friends of the legendary Cowboy on his yacht...[NSFW]

Speaking of my partner in crime...it seems he's branching out in a bid to lose that precious virginity...it's said DJ's get all the girls...a taste in music helps mate...hehe...

Japanese man armed with beetles scares the shit out of women...lol...

From robotic nuns to rabbit guns...y'all gonna love Fengtastic...

Your daily awwww ain't that sweet...first movie of newborn baby elephant...awww sweeet...lol...

I'll leave y'all with my yearly mention of the forthcoming Pirelli Calendar...hot babes or what!!!!

Right I'm back to work with my babes...it's a daily grind but someone's gotta do it...

Catcha...

Every day's a hot calendar day with...
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Make a date with them ALL!!!

Cooking With Semen...

Play Auditorium...it's flash it's a puzzle it's mind boggling...

50 quite beautiful winter photographs...

It's just an online clock...but a pretty cool one...

Need to name ya baby..? I shall call mine Baltassar...

Point...click...and make pretty patterns...

The best of Howard Stern...

Just take one stuffed skunk...

Wanna be a hooker..? Here's the basics hehe...totally suitable for work...

Speaking of pranks here's the biggest geek ones ever...Revenge of the Nerds...

As I struggle to make my living online these are pretty inspiring...

There's face painting and there's this lot...

I'm loving the subtle humour of Stick Figgers...

I don't know what your problem is...but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce...I love clever put downs...

Ok I promised last week no more squirrel stuff...but hey the force is with these little critters...

I don't think I'm ever going to eat porridge again...cooking with semen...OMFG!!!

I'm currently using Vista on my new laptop...maybe I shouldn't...

One of the funniest blogs I've seen in an age...Distortrait...excellent...

I had a treehouse as a kid...but none on the scale of these...

Ok I wonder if any of these found a date...probably...

Win a prize by suggesting Dubya's next job...

Are you shite at golf...no pun intended...hehe...

Speaking of defecating...Oh Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit...

Quite simply the Truth In Advertising...

Just don't bother showing off before a fight...love it...

American Idol...should come with a health warning...wow...

I'll leave y'all with Pole Riders...sort of rickshaws with pole dancers...sweet...

Catcha...

Pole dancers...meh...
You want these babes on ya pole (lol)...
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The got the wriggles and wiggles...

Pornstars and Furbys...

A bunch of absolutely incredible digital paintings...

Forget dress down Friday be the king of the office skies...

Now you can fold your folding and lose your shirt...

Game on and this is awesome...Stalingrad...

Everyone loves a list - especially my missus lol - here's 40 ways to make one...

He's Shlomo and he's a human beat box...

Quick the boss is coming...better use the fake status bar...nice one...

I watch a lot of documentaries now I'm gonna be watching a whole lot more...Snag Films...

Just pics of those whacky Russians...

Keep your eye out for those Burger King wallets...

One for the petrol and babe heads amongst us...

Now this is pretty cool...MS Paint Adventures...

Your daily awww that's so sweet...real life Furby's found...awww sweeeet...

It seems I'm the Talker and a lot like Ginger Lynn...What pornstar are you..?

I'll leave y'all with pretty useful sex tips from 1894 lol...

That's it...I'm off to walk my pup and blog my babes...

Catcha...

Have a weekend home alone...
With the hottest nude babes online...
The legendary COOLIOS BABES...
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I'm In The Doghouse 'Cos Of Heidi Klum...

It seems my son (22 and at university) has the Coolios bug!!! When he should be studying for his psychology degree it seems he can't help but scour the net for some nice linkage for his pa!!! So Harry thanks mate and here's two from my boy...

Snotr...seems like a cool place to find those funny videos...

Ever been disapointed by a film's ending..? Worry no more How It Should Have Ended...

Back to me now lol...and when is a leaf not a leaf..?

A case of false advertising with balls...

With half the web now using Firefox (brilliant)...here's some must have addons...

Dear God...did you mean the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident...letters from children...

Now here's a couple of real cool blogs...NotNSFW which is er suitable for work and Sex In Art which isn't...

Having been in the doghouse very many times in my life...it's nice to share what actually goes on in there...haha...

Pretty cool desktops and cursors of the future...

Ever wondered why us men prefer dogs to women..?

Your complete list of the very best Chuck Norris jokes...lol...

Game on and you can star in your very own online game...

And here's a selection of my own online games...

Sometimes I just wanna join in with a protest...

There's weird art and then there's completely weird art...found at a truly awesome site Everlasting Blort...

Knit Like A Pirate...what the net was made for hahaha love it...

I could say may the folding be with you...but I wont...Origami for Star Wars geeks oops I mean fans...

Just Heidi Klum in a bra...a very very expensive bra...pretty sure it'd look better on my bedroom floor...lol...

As Christmas rears it's ugly head (bah humbug) here's some pretty bizzare tree decorations...

Catcha...

See my Goldendoodle puppy...awww sweet...

Speaking of sweet...
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The sweetest nude babes around...

What A Gay Day!!!

Monday arrives with that promise of another week noses hard to the grindstone...I'm hoping the very nice man from BT arrives to rewire the phone lines (see previous post lol)...me and my DIY skills should become a blog of their own haha...watch this space..? Now enjoy the linkage and relax the weekend ain't too far away...

Believe it or not these are real photos using Tilt Shift...nice...

Say what you like about the Japanese but they have a vending machine for absolutely everything...

Game on and y'all gonna love Incredibots...

Hard hitting safety at work ads from down under...not for the squeamish...

There's architecture and truly unique architecture...

Described as modern strange and erotic...I love At Her Discretion...[LSFW]

Only two entries but this is one online comic/blog to bookmark...Indie Bitches...great stuff...

When a swordfish gets stuck in your underwater rig...what ya gonna do..? Gripping stuff...

I wonder if the Worldwide Telescope can be used for spying on babes...?

Worried..? Let them go...pretty cool viral from some finance company...

Remember that iconic Obama pic..? Now you can Obamafy your own...nifty...

If like me you hate Internet Explorer...now you can voodoo doll the hell out of it...nice one...

Fancy a day off work..? Sign up for Day Without A Gay er day...holy shit that is hilarious...

I could say this was a first class prison escape...but I wont...haha...

Dream job maybe..? Gotta laugh at the ahem "openings" title...I know which ones I'd be interested in...hehe...

I'll leave y'all with the truly brilliant top 20 wrestling moves that sound like sex acts...superb!!!

Imagine the sex acts with these hotties...
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They can grapple my lycra anytime...

Sheep Spiders and Sexy Sarah...

What a fecking week lol...my DIY skills have never been the best but to drill through the phone line so leaving us in a state of incommunicado is my best yet...the young dude in the Indian call centre was pretty amused...two days later and using my mobile dongle I can assure I ain't...ok this might be a small posting haha...

Searching the intraweb for those funny pics so I don't have to...Thread Bombing...

Now you can make a Thing in a Jar...

My Goldendoodle puppy has just started "talking"...but not as mad as this little fellah...

Serious advice for teenage boy gamers...haha...

Now this is serious...how to tell if your kitty is plotting to kill you...useful...

So just how moody is the world today...

Sleeve Face...the new craze sweeping the net...WHY..?

This has been all over the net but hey it makes me laugh...Can I Have My Spider Back..? One man's bid to beat debt...lol...

As the weekend arrives beware who y'all get drunk with...

AS we get ready to saw c'ya to George Bush - here's some of his infamous photos...he really has been a blogger/comedian dream...

I think we've featured something like Sputtr before...

The Channel 5 documentary title generator...too true...

Just photos of hunky heroic firemen and pussy...

For the Star Wars fan who has everything and likes fish...lol...

Now this is very poignant...10 of the last photos taken...

Game on...help the dude save energy and therefore the planet...

An anthology of Palinisms...God love her I know I do...

Times are hard so become a Self Help Guru...I might just do that...Love Sex Blog maybe...

I'll leave y'all with an utterly pointless er point and click...Sheep Market...baaa...

Catcha...

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They ain't got no clothes on I tells ya...

Stoned Lizards and Jesus...

40 of those really bad Jesus pics...

And here you can spend a whole 10 seconds with JC...

Here's the ultimate Where's Wally...

This is brilliant...What If The Matrix Was Run On Windows...

The Gender Analiyzer is dammed sure this site is written by a man...

Your top 20 viral video chart...in at number one is Gmail's video and voice chat...cool...

Sometimes trying to dance cool on a webcam is not a good idea...

Chuck Norris the hardest man alive...now play his game...

Barakula the musical...

How to turn your car into an unstoppable murder machine...useful...

Just a koala - a lizard - a joint and a crocodile joke...lol...

Lest we forget...amazing colour photos of WW1...

I'll leave y'all with - If Noah had to build the ark today...so true...

Catcha...

There's babes here with no clothes on...
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They take all their clothes off...

On Swedish Rock bands and Barak Obama...

If it says Sunday above I assure you here in England it's most definitely Monday...a grey drizzly windy morning...but the smell of fresh coffee and baking bread blows all that away...this blogger is a happy man...

Just take a look at the first pic on my Goldendoodle Diary...you'd never guess she was a babe blogger puppy what a tart lol...and checkout Millie's left ear haha...

So you think your business card is cool do ya...

Well there's a globe irritating music pictures and did I mention the irritating muzak..? I dunno what it is...

Try Drugs...hard hitting anti drug message...

The ultimate collection of the funniest ads around the globe...

Speaking of ads...beware the Billboard Liberation...

Leaf Through the work of artist Peter Beard...some very nice nudity...[LSFW]

Truly gorgeous retro desktops from the Design Superhero...very nice work...

If you're into quizzes and want to feed the starving Free Rice is your game...

The Swedish...hot rockers...muhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa...er...ha...not one mention of the Cowboy's dress sense has passed my lips...honest...lol...

Game on...QWOP...I managed a sad and disgraceful one metre before I fell on my ass...

As I remember Flip was a very productive person. Customer-service oriented, self motivated, ambitious and deadline oriented natural born leader with huge knowledge. I found Flip to be hard-working, experienced, careful and loyal manager. His big experience and knowledge can be an example for everyone...thanks for the endorsement...

Send a personalised message this holiday season with Holiday-O-Matic...

Kuku Klok...your online alarm clock...I set mine to Slayer Guitar...woah!!!

Now this is useful for those post weekend work snoozes...Sleep Safe...sticky eyes...haha...

Now you can be Judge Judy online...Judge Thy Neighbour...

Bit of a brain teazer here...Factory Balls...strangely addictive...

I'll leave y'all with 50 things you didn't know about Barak Obama...let's hope he is all he seems to be...

Catcha...

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The Weekend Cometh...

Bored huh..? Get out ya paper sissors and glue...The kids are gonna love ya...

Gotta love it when translation goes wrong...

Geo Greeting...how geeks say hello...

Could this be the highest cop ever..?

The things you find in other peoples asses...lol...

The SPRINT widgit is simply amazing...WOW...

Got webcam..? Let the games begin...

You don't need make-up and shit when times are hard...make ya own lol...

It had to happen I guess...Super Obama World...

Sometimes the choice of music is just plain wrong...

Now this is making a real buzz in the art world...(sorry lol)...

Just be glad you don't have to claim on your insurance....the costliest accidents ever...

Okay I'll leave y'all to enjoy the weekend with my last post featuring squirrels...and these boys can sure move...

Have a great weekend...I'm gonna be up to my neck in DIY and babe blogging...c'ya Monday...

Catcha...

No ahem weak end with these nude babes...
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Your end will be the strongest ever!!!

Sarah Palin For President...Maybe...

Great to see the old Cowboy polish his six shooter (sexual innuendo alert lol) and do some real blogging for a change...it really is a joy to see the old boy being let out of his sex addiction clinic for good behaviour...I'm sure you'll all join me in wishing the sex maniac a none to speedy recovery - God knows he needs all the sex he can get...

So...is Obama president..?

Okay is McCain president..?

The Onion of course has a different take on Obama's victory...lol...

And if you missed it here's Obama's full speech...pretty moving powerful stuff...

I wipe a teary eye as I say goodbye to my sexy Sarah Palin...nice blog guys...sniffs...

If you like reading you'll love the ultimate guide to e-books...

Completely beautiful islands in the sun...

Game on and this is pretty cool...PACE - pursuit across Europe...

Your weekend starts here...literally...

Are these the six worse porn senarious ever..?

Could this be the most inoffensive graffiti ever...I give you the urban street knitters...haha...

Another of those track your partner satellite things...this one is definitely...
[NSFW]

Now I really am excited...clips from Boondock Saints 2...rejoice!!!

Celebrity cover pics they would probably like to forget...lol...

I'll leave y'all for now with some classic military humour...wonder how long it'll be before they all come home..?

C'ya......I'm off to oil some nekked flesh...

Speaking of nekked flesh...
There's so much naked flesh at COOLIOS BABES...
It's a wonder the little hotties don't catch cold...

Your Once a Month Visitor....

Yes, the analogy wasn't lost on me either. Fuck, but it's good to have Flip back! You'd better clap your hands and give the big Limey poofta some love, damnit, or he might just run away again. Or get even filthier wish fulfillment fantasies, (what IS IT about you Brits!). Five links is all you get today. Need more, check out the Master's work!...

Rollin' with Saget... The illest Motha Fucker in a Cardigan sweater...

And just in case you think Flip is all sweetness and such, DON'T PISS HIM OFF!!!

How utterly true....

Like my new license plate?

So much for fun, I have to log off and get busy....

And that's it! Back to your regularly scheduled programming....

Big Pants and Dirty Dogs...

Let's try and get rid of those back to work blues with this mix of lovely linkage...I don't have those back to work blues - basically because working online means ya never switch off lol...still it means I can blog in my underwear...nice thought huh lol...

My Goldendoodle's first experience of snow...aaah sweet...

A dozen simple ways to give your brain a workout...

Soundbites from this fucking election...

You didn't get this from me...tons of free movies to watch online...

Your one stop Christmas present shop...I Like Totally Love It...useful...

Start everyday with a random Nom Nom...makes my day...

There's more the the Wii than standing infront of the TV and waving your arms around like a loon...

Suddenly that expensive company logo looks more than a little dodgy lol...

Like MILK and need a new desk..? This one's pretty cool...

Best Old Games will bring a tear to your eye remembering all those lost hours and sore thumbs...

There's dogs and there's dirty dogs...this one's a pervert...hahaha...

For those of you who use torrent sites...for legal downloads of course...checkout this superb list...

Jib Jabs take on the election like only they can...great stuff...

Update to last weeks squirrel pants story...now they're giving them contraception lol...

Almost a sexy Sarah Palin post free zone...however her take on the dreadful terrorist attack on the Death Star is worthy of mention...haha...

I love panoramic photos and this site has a shed load of user submitted ones...sweet...

I couldn't let this post go without THE Sarah Palin windup tape...great job guys...

C'ya...

Your daily nude babes...
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The hottest babes on the planet...

Sarah Palin's Gone To The Dogs...

Looking for love..? Try Throbbing Hearts...haha too funny...for real love try the Love Sex Blog...

Personally I just tie a bow in my shoes...15 Cool Ways to Tie Your Laces...

The strange things folks scrawl on cash...I wanna see http://babes.coolios.net on a dollar soon!!!

I give you 15 of the worst porno ideas ever lol...

Never heard of Amy Sedaris...but she's funny and has a clean pussy lol...

A collection of truly beautiful Halloween desktop wallpapers...

Tilt Viewer...viewing pictures on a tilt...strangely relaxing...

I could waste hours with Photofunia...

A terrible slant on the kind of women you can date...(mine's Irish haha)...

Don't let your pc miss out on all the Halloween fun!!!

Some Halloween costumes are just NOT sexy...

The true cost of sexy (lol) Sarah Palin's wardrobe...biting facts from nurses...

Speaking of dressing up...here's one for the trannies and girly boys out there...I Luv Dressup...I could mention the Cowboy...but I won't...hehe...

Politics in Czechoslovakia is a tough business...handbags at 10 paces..?

McCain and Palin cursed...pray to save them lol...

Screw the voting let's have a presidential dance off...

I'll leave you with the perfect Halloween outfit for ya pooch...the Sarah Palin puppy look...haha...

I'm off to push my daily nude babes and do the devil's work...

Catcha...

Looking for naked Halloween honeys..?
No tricks just nude babe treats...
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Eye candy...

Squirrel Pants and Sarah Palin Throws Babies...

Eggs for breakfast and chicken for dinner..?

The Chinese...sleepy...

Game on and this will have your head spinning...final score 944...

Five (only?!?) reasons Luke Skywalker is an idiot...

Now this is useful...the PMS Buddy...could be a life saver guys...haha...

Leopard man finally leaves the forest...weird huh...

Trying to teach your kid the alphabet...? Try this it'll scare the shit out of 'em...

Well it ain't called the Strangest Pic for nothing...

The Last Supper...blasphemy I tells ya...

Even Zombies need love...lol...so do Goths come to that...

Cast your eyes to the sky this Halloween night...stunning...

If this list of things found in fat peoples skin folds doesn't make ya wanna diet...nothing will...

Barak Obama eats babies fed to him by sexy Sarah Palin...must be true it's on the intraweb...

I dunno about you but squirrels flashing their sex organs annoys the hell out of me...good job there's Squirrel Underpants...holy shit hahahaha...

I give you the Halloween Hotties puzzle game...

The top 50 so called diversional blogs of the year...meh where's Coolios Babes..?

I'll leave y'all with the best Agony Aunt site online...probably...

Catcha...

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Jesus Uses Trannies...

Hope the weekend was good and y'all had a ball...I'm still up to my neck in decorating and trawling soft furnishing shops (meh)...I almost blew the street up trying to wire in a new ceiling light - thank God for brother-in-laws haha...my little Goldendoodle puppy is three days away from her first walk outside...given she's just eaten my new laptop bag I can hardly wait to wear the little bitch out haha...enjoy the linkage...

Game on and this really will drive y'all nutz!!!

No other word for it this guy is a musical psycho lol...

Now you can smack that irritating American politico in the face...

Stop playing with your food...

Street art in the gutter...literally...

Great tits love the British winter...haha...

Apparently McCain hates losing...no really....

I dunno...the places folks leave huge plastic chickens...

Blog of the day and one belonging to an old online mate of mine...Look at This...bookmark and visit often!!!

We are not alone...aliens in Turkey or just flying kebabs..?

The Cowboy's favourite girl group release their latest long player...Jesus Use Me...holy shit are they trannies..?

News flash...woman jailed for killing online virtual husband...jeez...

Mirror mirror on the wall what's the coolest mirror of all...

I'll leave ya with a handly link to stock up with tools for the forthcoming apocalypse...useful...

Catcha...

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Your Weekend Starts Here...

Hey all phew what a week - moving house sure is tiresome - decorating is totally knackering - but I've never been happier in my life - we are a couple very much in luurve lust and laughter - and with little Millie the Goldendoodle keeping us fit - life is oh so good...hope y'all are happy too - screw the recession let's smile...

Speaking of decorating...I actually kinda like this look...

With halloween on the horizon here's the Urban Dictionary take on it...lol...

Speaking of all Hallows Eve...here's a glow in the dark cat...useful...

Okay now this is what I call pumpkin art...wow...

Speaking of pussies - as I do often - scare the shit out of them with this scary blender...

That's it I'm definitely off to church this weekend...Christian Nymphos woohoo...

It's all over the blogosphere and all over the rug...the road kill carpet...yuk I love it...

There's board games and there's super sized...

One of my favourite blogs out there and well worth bookmarking...English Russia...awesome...

Ok now we've really seen it all lol...remember snail mail..? Well here are real live snails er sending emails...cool huh!

Game on and this will drive ya nuts...Defend The Flag...

Your daily awwww that's so sweet Flip...Puppy Cam...awwww...

Okay choosing a new bathroom for the house beckons...well the missus does lol...I'll leave y'all with the coolest loo on the planet...

Catcha...

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My kingdom for nekked babes...
Cry havoc and let slip the Babes of Coolio...
(that's tits and ass to you lot lol)

My Sperm Must Be Knackered...

So the house move went well and I didn't break anything - apart from my back lol...broadband is being installed later this week 'till then I'm using this mobile dongle thing...so bare with me...

As for suburbia..? I shit you not all my neighbours were washing their cars on Sunday morning...and yup one of the women brought us round a pie...jeez I've become normal haha...okay onto the linkage enjoy...

50 truly beautiful underwater photographs...

So all you do with a can of coke is drink it..?

Fancy yourself as the next Spielberg but don't have a camera...no worries just type...

Game on...15 of the most addictive flash games out there...

So you think lego is just for kids..?

Create your own beautiful graffiti...

A revisit to one of my all time favourite websites...aaaah Zombo...

Leaked photo from the Cowboy's collection...is that really him..? Hahaha...checkout the rest of this cool site...

Speaking of the legendary Cowboy...look's like he's pimped his ride...

I love those Fail pictures...here's a blog dedicated to them...

Looking for that perfect Halloween costume..? you've found it and this is awesome...

How to stay awake at work...useful...

So you want to know how to beat up Tom Hanks..? no worries...

Sarah Palin sure can move and groove...God she's so hot...see her sex tape here...

I'll leave y'all with this thought...if I'd have ejaculated at birth my sperm would have now swam 7.4 kilometres lol...thanks to redate...

I'm off to unpack even more boxes and blog my nude babes...

Catcha...

Nude Babes ALERT...[NSFW]

The Lure Of Suburbia

Don't worry I ain't gone anywhere...just bare with me as we're moving house...well I say we - it's complicated (when isn't it with me lol)...suffice it to say I'm up to my neck in boxes lists a stressed out GF ex husband irate teenage sons (not mine lol) and an adorable puppy...suburbia beckons and Holy Shit is it stressful getting there lol...so nope I ain't going anywhere just up to my neck in shit - and I love it!!!

With all the shit going on lately I seem to forget certain words...not anymore...

I've also inherited a pussy that seems to like me...it purrs whilst I'm pornin' in the morning...bit like these Shocking Cats...

A post without Sarah Palin...naw nice point and click lol...catch her sex tape here...[NSFW]

Google continues to shoot for the stars...

And in the balance of fairness download this dj thinggy on Obama...

Now if only advertisements were honest...haha nice one guys...

Game on and I haven't a clue...they have 39 of them...

Hotel 626...play alone...at night...if you dare...

Now this is pretty cool but dunno why they call this the Onion Map...find exactly what you need in the world's major cities...

Writing love letters is for squares...literally...

Blog spot and a pretty nice travel blog - a Canuks in Australia...gotta cool blog..? Hit me up flipflop (at) gmail dot com...

Beach Sex Brits Banged Up For Boffing...can ya tell I used to be a journalist lol...only 3 months for a shag...? dude I got married for 20 haha...

It begins...the top toys your little darlings will want this Christmas...

Ever wanted to make your own intraweb cartoon...here's a pretty funny tutorial...

The world's sexiest bars...anyone fancy a pint..?

Beware when sending emails from your work pc lol...

Total losers in the credit crunch...feel sorry for them do ya huh..?

I'll leave ya with an oldie but a goodie...Shave My Yeti...wtf....

That's it I'm off to pack more boxes and hump more er humpy stuff...moving houses aaaarrggghhh!!!!

Catcha...

Looking for nude babes to drool over..?
COOLIOS BABES...
Y'all gonna need a lot of tissues!!!

Sarah Palin Sex Doll Anyone..?

It might say Sunday on the post but trust me it's 8:30am on a sunny UK Monday...Millie has been fed and watered...the house has been cleaned...and I have been blogging my babes...so settle back and enjoy the linkage folks!!!

Okay I confess...I've spent the last few days trying to find a link where I can sell the Not Sarah Palin Sex Doll

Art it seems is everywhere....even in junk drawers and medicine cupboards...

There's coincidences and then there's amazing ones...

Indiana Jones gets it in the ass...only at South Park...[NSFW]

I dunno if this is funny or sad...Passed Out Drunk Girls...great forum and one to join!!!

Now these folks don't like any kind of meat...Vegan Sexuals...a large carrot anyone lol...

Don't ya just love it when robbery victims fight back!!!

I've done a fair bit of travellng this year...and used many an internet cafe...these are just plain weird...

This is pretty cool...Dead Celebrity Font Art...

Your movie of the the day...The Dark Knight - The Kids Version...nice one boys...

Hooters Girls...hot gorgeous sexy...but does this chick make ya feel a tad guilty..?

Ever wondered what happens at a German fast food stall..? Now you can with this live feed lol...

Pssst wanna see Britney Spears topless..? Sicko...here ya go kinda...

50 of the most stunning movie posters ever...

Aaaah Sarah Palin is so very honest about the size of my penis...Click!!!...make yours here...

Okay that'll do for now... I'll leave y'all with 50 new words...is the Cowboy really a poodle-faker..? Hahahahahaha!!!

Catcha......get ya FREE games here...and some of my pretty nude babes here...

Looking for the master of babeology..?
COOLIOS BABES
This guy has a first class honours degree in nude chicks...

A Sarah Palin Smut Free Zone...For Once...

Go on Spoob me baby ya now you want to...top class free games for all...bikini beach volleyball anyone...

My new Goldendoodle pup Millie has made her first online friend...say hello to Coolios fan Seamus...now he's a honey!!!

Confused by the reasons for the current financial crisis...not any more...it's all Pokemon's fault...

Things are so bad the US Debt Clock has run out of digits...lol...

So you fell asleep watching a dvd...nope haven't a clue either...

So you think your desktop is pretty cool huh...check out these beauties...

The simply amazing photography of Mark Jenkins...lovin' the street work...

I spent an age on The Radio trying to find a song it didn't have...I lost...

They love cats so much their whole house is designed around them...

The time Bush has left to start another couple of wars...

An oldie but a goodie...Icon Wars...

Beware those sexy looking photos on the internet dating sites...haha...

Your car's got balls....literally...testicles for your Toyota..?

Baby Got Book...the bible goes hip hop...

All My Faves...kinda reminds me of my Coolios folder...

Dude that's not an ashtray...it's a cop's eye...proof smoking is bad for you I guess...

Are your jeans feeling a little tight..? Maybe you need a tummy tuck...I must warn ya this shit is GROSS!!!

My mate over at SPOOB might like these terrible tattoos...

It'll soon be that time of year again when random strangers give little kids sweets without getting locked up...scare children shitless with these pumpkins...

Now every man alive will want this in his bed...nice...

I'll leave y'all with your hot Asian babe of the day....sort of...

I'm spending the weekend packing up as I'm moving to a house in suburbia...but I'll still have time to be bloggin' my tits and Australian ass...

Catcha...

Coolios got babes...
Hot sexy nekked and nude babes...
The hottest sexiest nude babes on the planet...
COOLIOS BABES - go get 'em...

Fake Foreskins and Sarah Palin

The 8 Phases of Dating...funny sad and true...keep scrolling plenty more good stuff...

Game on and 150 of the best flash games on the net...

We all seem to have paint installed...how about Sumo Paint...

HULU our American friends can watch TV clips whenever they like...us mere mortals need to respond to the pop up begging for freebies...

Amazing landmarks of the world replaced by cheap souvenirs...haha love it...

A pretty nifty little gadget for those of you who like a little traction in ya luuurve making lol...

I just love those blogs that grab a topic and run with it...The Blog of Unnecessary Quotation Marks....if you've got a funny/weird blog hit me up (flipflop) at gmail dot com we'll get you up...

Glad to see some of those idiots who have wrecked the economy suffering...

Got a Goth kid who likes dolls..? Holy shit!!!

Speaking of goths worry if your daughter does this alone in her room...

Otters aren't just cute they're heavy and very metal...

Cheap labour or sick..? Monkeys used as waiters by a japanese restaurant...

I can't go a day without thinking of my super MILF Sarah Palin...seems this years must have Haloween costume lol...

Now this is just plain bizzare...like piercings..? How about getting ya brain pierced...Jesu H Christ!!!

I'll leave ya with the must have accessory for men who are circumsized...the fake foreskin...

That's it I'm off to oggle more tits and prime pussy...

Catcha...

Forget all talk of MILFs...
You guys need young sweet nude babes...
COOLIOS BABES
Ain't nothing sweeter...

Goldendoodle Millie The New Babe In My Life

Say hello to the new lady in my life...she's a long haired strawberry blonde and hot as hell...she's Millie she's sassy cute and a total babe with a blog of her own...haha...

Wanna look younger...eat chocolate...

Ads of the past will leave you worried...

Exactitudes is one cool site - which group do you fit into..?

Oldie but a goodie - annoy the neighbours and get rid of pent up anger with this virtual drum kit...

Need to get the f**k out of somewhere..? You need GetMooh...awesome...

So you think ukele's are uncool..? Think again wow!!!

Cows it seems are very sexual...

From the same site and How Gay is You Boyfriend..? I came out as just a bit...and nope didn't lie once...

A simply breathtaking photography site Light Mark...

Need to search on the net but worried about your carbon footprint..? No worries you need Blackle...save the planet ya hippy...

Game on and this is wicked!!! Kung Fu Election...FIGHT!!!

Still game on and every body game you could ever want lol...

Mad or sad..? Time Warp Wives...

I admit it I'm hardly a man's man - in more ways than one lol - so this is invaluable reading for me...100 Skills Every Man Should Know...

The political barometer of the US says Obama...Leaked Homer Simpsom clip...

I'll leave y'all with awesome German truck art...

I'm off to blog more tits 'n ass...

Catcha...

Start ya week off with the babes...
COOLIOS BABES...
Your daily dose of hot nude babes...
Just what the doctor ordered...

Flip Loves and Lusts Sarah Palin...

Sarah Palin super MILF...I confess I really do fancy her and looking forward to the movie haha...

OK I'm a Sarah Palin groupie...but even I have to admit she's thick as shit...the Gaza Strip..? Ummm a titty bar..?

When cigarettes were beautiful...50 vintage ads...

Pimp ya desktop with these amazing hi res wallpapers...

Can't be arsed to read..? Let the author read for you...The Graveyard Book...

Now this bunch of high class brain games should keep y'all away from work...

Now you can Yearbook Yourself...haha nice one guys...

Inpsire your work colleagues with these terrible motivational sayings...

Jesus H Christ...he'll be back...your movie of the day...

Back to the lust of my life my Sarah and here's her Facebook page lol...

A little bit serious for a minute...the true faces of evil...

Got a fed up fish..? Or a bored pet bird..? No worries meet and greet them lol...

Now's the time to Unbutton Your Beast boys haha...

I'll leave you with a look at the effects of the earth being hit by a totally huge meteorite...WOW!!!

Okay that's it for me back to my daily drudge which is purveyor of fine porn tits and ass...

Catcha...

Forget my turgid attempts at babeology...

Y'all need the grandmaster of babes...

The legendary COOLIOS BABES...

Pumping up more than the economy...

Return of the Flip?

This isn't a real post on my part, just an acknowledgement of what probably floored us all - FLIP! Back on Coolio's! Damn near stopped my heart in its tracks!

Now that being said, we SHOULD ask the flaming big poof where he's been this whole time. You did notice that he was awfully fetishy in his musings on what I've been up to. Is that a Brit thing?, (the Goose was every bit as bad), or is our dear Flip just that hardcore En Fuego!

I have to actually assume that after after the hell he's been through, he's not only shagged his poor girlfriend/fiancee? rotten, but has gone after everything with two legs and teeth. Even the neighborhood pets walk backwards now...

But for all my lambasting and grief, I am happy as hell he's back! He is the undisputed master, and a damn good friend! And if he asks for a guest spot from me, once in a blue moon, I'm happy to oblige!

NOW GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE AND POST US SOME GOODIES, DAMNIT! You've slacked off long enough, you screaming big fairy!

Glad to have you back, lad!

The Cowboy

Prodigal Nope Lazy Son Returneth...

Seems my blogging spidey sense tingled at just the right moment...

What's all this about the legendary Cowboy riding off into the sunset with a gay bandido he found down Mexico way..?

Dude and readers what can I say apart from hang my head in shame...

I have been lured away with the promise of riches from the world of porn - my every working minute has been spent gazing at tits and ass and bringing a little light relief to the horny masses on the desolate wastelands of the intraweb...

My cry is the same as yours loyal readers - "take off the chaps and stirrups - put down that bottle of tequilla say adios to el Boyo and ride back and reunite the magnificent er two..."

I do solemnly swear that I Flip blogger of this parish will return thrice weekly to this blog and er blog - now whaddaya say Cowboy me old mucker huh..?

Let's see if I can still find pointless and inane linkage....

What the Cowboy is currently wearing (allegedly lol)...son take off the spandex ten gallon and get home!!!

So are these shoes or not..? You decide...

No excuses I've set this up to remind me to post here...

How to misspell Britnee er Brightney er forget it....

Game On and this is awesome Alien Arena...

A lot of time (why?) went into the creation of Goon City...

6.941 seconds....does that make me a Top Gun...?

Send someone a soppy pic and sexy love song...or something...

Forget the elderly this is so useful for drunken nights...

Sarah Palin's beauty pageant movie - I confess I fancy the pants off her...

I'll leave y'all (for now) with professional bird shit removers...lol...

C'ya in a couple of days...;)

Cowboy please mail me bro...

Cum here looking for hot nude babes..?

Y'all need Coolios Babes...

Nekked flesh everywhere...

Tendering my Resignation...

What can I say? It's been almost a month since my last post, and life has just changed. Work demands most of my time, and what little there is of a social life demands the rest. Sleep, occassionally, is a nice thing too. Something had to give...

I want to thank EVERYONE who's cheered and jeered and made it fun to play here. Mostly, I want to thank the Big Doggy himself for letting me cut my teeth and have a home. My sincere hope is that one of the other 19 wayward posters comes back to pick up the slack...

If you're interested, I'll still rant on Gunstar once in a while, and maybe update Cardinal Sin. And, of course, you will ALWAYS have the Doggie's incredible Babes page!

Thanks

The Cowboy

Come out and Play!

I think I'll just stick with using song titles as my post titles. Why create mediocrity when it's freely available to steal? I like my job, but let's face it - it's a job. Which means work. Anthesis of fun. Work is what we have to do. Fun is what we live for! So by all means, let's get the fuck out there and have some!

Can't wait for my girls to pick me up so we can go get ice cream and have a nice, relaxing drive around town...

There are some incredible facets to Japanese culture. And some things that make you wonder how much blowfish poison and whale anus sushi they've ingested. Case in point is this post from Attu about the Jaws truck...

GTA can blow my dogs! Check out Need for Speed: Undercover

The Goose gives us irrefutable proof that men have better friends....

Middle Management Hell. No, it's NOT a joke...

Versus - Danielle Teal vs. Nichole Suganuma [NSFW]

Don't forget to return those library books...

Reality Wired gives us our science fact for the day - Boobs make men happy!

This is what happens when branding goes wrong...

Vids of the Day - Blade Techno and Before I'm Dead

Your E-Card for the Day. More of that same kind of shamelessness here...

Parting wisdom from Modern Drunkard from the Drunkard of the Month - Tucker Max...

And finally, Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And you can paint your Cowboy GONE! I'm off to see the lizard. I've scheduled a four hour field trip to the frontal lobes, and I'm pretty sure I left an hour ago. Your ride hasn't shown up? Then Click Here to Get you Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Storm the Gates of Heaven

'cause you know full damn well that we're going to Unleash Hell this weekend! Kids, I'm off to celebrate the end of my 90 day probation and the beginning of that most wonderful of all inventions - A Salary. That's right! Big Daddy's pimpin' again! I can afford Ramen, and maybe might even splurge for some salsa to top it! DARE to Dream!

/ Lunacy

Links, get your hot links....

From the movie Torque, I give you your speed fix...

Attu just gave me a new reason to retain counsel... [LSFW]

Timewaster de jour- Catapult

Ah, Good Times! The Broken!

Versus - Marta Gut vs. Krista Kelly [NSFW]

Your E-Card for the Day, (more here...)

Your Sunday Sacrilige from Deus Ex...

Enjoy the latest Dos and Don'ts from Viceland. Such as Redheads being a definite Do...

Vid of the Day - The Train (C'mon Ride It) and I Know Where It's At

Final Wisdom from Modern Drunkard - How to open your own Speakeasy

And I save the best for last - Coolio's Babes! [NSFW]

Maybe, someday, one of these other goddamn delinquints will make it back to post. One can hope...

'til then, Have a Party. If you want more, then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation....

The Far Side of Crazy

...I've become now what I wanted
To be all along
A psychopathic poet
The Devil's bastard son....

Ah, the goodness that is the Wall of Voodoo. Between that and classic lyrics like "I wish I was in Tijuana,
Eating barbequed iguana...", how can you go wrong? Well, several ways, I'm sure. But we won't go into that now. Why?

Because it's the goddamn weekend! And you know how I feel about that! As the dear Mz. Caine would say - Tighten Your Fuckin' Panties, Sit The Fuck Down and Shut The Fuck Up! You're about to go on a ride, it's going to be a hellish misadventure, full of decadence and sin. But why be a girly man about it? Buck the Fuck Up!!!

/ Rant.

Why not kick things off with a little airplay from the DJ we can't quite understand - Mexican Radio

Nice and Random - Imagery from the History of Medicine

Kontraband is posting provocative videos with bumpin' beats. Let's TELL! Or better yet, let's watch DJ Peron - We Want To Be Free![NSFW]

Artsy Fartsy stuff from my naughty little Badgirl - Bodyart Girls

A cool story - Embracing the Inner Call Girl

Versus - Jamie Ford vs. the Unknown Cyberhottie [NSFW]

The Gematriculator - Find out how evil or good your site is...

Gilligan's Island, the way it was meant to be... [NSFW]

My balls just tightened a bit! Found via Attu - The Watchman Trailer

Vids of the Day - Beepers and Planet Boom

I think this is the kind of e-card I'd like to get from some hot, naughty girl this weekend. More here...

Final Wisdom from Modern Drunkard - Dying under the Radar

And we cap this post with Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, Jack, I'm 10-7 outta here! You want more? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation... [NSFW]

Truth, and other lies thereof...

I was, once again, hard up for a title. Random wordplay saved me! Can I get an AMEN!!! And if you didn't sing along with hosanas in the highest, you can expect a sulpheric tang and pitchforks in your ass for eternity. Or maybe a bad blister. Or hangnail. Or something...

Okay, we've run that one as long as we're going to. Anyone know where Flip, or any of the other 16 bloggers who are supposed to be here have gone to? Fuck, even I'm getting tired of my own stuff....

Kontraband gives us the two hot girls fighting. And stuff...

DO NOT FUCK WITH YOUR SYSADMIN!!! Attu posts this story from next door to me - IT Admin in San Francisco locks up network

A pretty cool, pretty random article from Technoccult on the Secrets of the Occult

Versus - Marissa Miller vs. Diane Dagota [NSFW]

Priorities, people PRIORITIES!!! From the Onion - I Don't Have Time For Noncontroversial Art Exhibits

Are you kidding me? An HST conspiracy theory? Bring it!

Vids of the Day - Pistol Grip Pump and When She's Hot

Crazy Rich? Or rich because they're crazy? Slate examines the absurdity of American Wealth...

Chat room bully? Jeebus H Christ on a Wheelchair...

Final Wisdom from Modern Drunkard - Alcoholic Astrology

And of course, I give you Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And now I bid you adieu while I head back to the office. Again. Too painful to even comprehend? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Blow Me Away

...Only the strongest will survive
Lead me to heaven when we die
I have a shadow on the wall
I’ll be the one to save us all....

There were both 300 and Halo vids of this song, and that's what got me hooked. It's hits that chord for me for anyone who has to slog the trenches and fight the good? fight every damn day. I’ll be the one to save us all...

Too random for you? The head down to the links and loose yourself...

No Rockin' the Dead in Wisconsin, you pervs! Check out this story from Attu. And the best birthday present EVER!

Phil Ken Sebben. Love him or he might make you work overtime...

The 10 Manliest Superheros...

Versus - Crosslin Girl Kelly vs. Nikki Ryann [NSFW]

David Brent gives you the wisdom that's made him the marketing management genius we have come to love...

Your Project Mayhem assignment from the brilliant Deus Ex...

Vids of the Day - Cotton Eye Joe and How Do You Want It?

Wonderland - Oh yes it is!

Sorry, but I never get tired of a good flight vid. Check out the F22 Raptor in action...

I haven't posted it in a while, so if you've never seen it, check out the Hotel series...

Parting wisdom from Modern Drunkard - Blackout like you mean it!

And last, but certainly not least, I give you Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, your Cowboy hopes you have a great weekend and get into as much trouble as you can manage without losing life, limb, relationship and or any other major negative consequence. And that one of these days we get Flip and the rest of the lot back to post once in a while *Ahem*

If you still want more, then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Rich White Guys Don't Like Paying Taxes....

The 4th of July is a big deal in the U.S. The Declaration of Independence. Freedom from Tyranny and Oppression. The Right to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness! But when we really get right down to it, it's really about a bunch of Rich White Guys who didn't want to pay their taxes....

Sorry! An Onion report from the Department of Evil...

Cool Fun from the Generator Blog - The Star Wars Text Crawl

You just have to love crazy white boys! Check out DGAF - Knuckle Up

Tucker shows his sensitive side - The Blowjob Follies

Versus - Shawna Lenee vs. Amanda Corey [NSFW]

My naughty little Badgirl gives us spanking scenes from 1990 to 2007 [LSFW]

TTR2 gives us our timewaster for the day - War Transporter. And how 'bout a Justin Timberlake vid from Southland Tales...

Vids of the Day - Rock is Dead and Escape

Final Wisdom from Modern Drunkard comes in the form of Drunk Talk

And without question, you should absolutely, positively head over to Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And how is your Cowboy going to spend his Fourth? Getting over this damn cold. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of humor...

For you lot who are more in the mood for Action, Jackson, then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Beat the Devil

"Darkness is Death's Ignorance, and the Devil's Time..." Wisdom from Brotha James. Tomorrow is Friday. Next week is a three day weekend. All is not lost, my children! Hopefully Flip comes back soon to give you some real content, but 'til then, hope this will tide you over...

I wish BMW would do another series of these films! Check out Beat the Devil...

Oooookay - Beat the Devil dot com?

Kontraband gives us Horror and the Classics...

Versus - MySpace Cowgirl vs. Kayden Kross... [NSFW]

Seriously hot, naughty foursome action....

The Onion gives us opinions from folks on the street about the Right to Own Guns being Upheld. And seriously, it'd be a good idea of if you bought some Country Crock...

Vids of the Day - To Live and Die in L.A. and I Kissed A Girl

My E-Card for the day. More here...

And from Modern Drunkard - Wino Wisdom. "That jerk is the ugliest, smelliest, assholiest fuck-face on the planet. I would never sleep with him again..."

And no post is complete without Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And now, as I dream of sleep, I will soon sleep to dream. Not about all that metaphysical crap? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Somebody put something in my Drink

Blurred vision and dirty thoughts
Feel (out of place), very distraught
Feel something coming on

Kick the jukebox, slam the floor
Drink, drink, drink, drink some more
I can't think
Hey! What's in this drink?

Hopefully you know a Ramones classic when you hear one. Damn wayward children! Anyways, I've made it back for yet another Friday post. DON'T all start clapping now, fuckers! I recognize my substitute teacher status for when Flip isn't here, but SO HELP ME GOD I'LL SEND YOU ALL TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE IF YOU DON'T BEHAVE!

Thank You!

Now to the links...

Attu kicks this hea party off with a Victoria's Secret Babes Threesome.... [LSFW]

Cool! - Picture Maps of Boston and Cambridge

My newest linkpartner, Reality Wired, has this post on 25 sexy bikes... [LSFW]

Totally Crap gives us a fun little timewaster to, well, kill some time with. And some drug lords. Check out Sniper Assassin...

Versus - Random Google Girl vs. Kori Koether [NSFW]

From Deus Ex, we have our Mayhem Project for Friday - The Slayer Air Raid Siren....

Check out the new face of Santander's F1 Team, Miss Britain, Miss Gemma Garrett...

Oh Goodness! From Technoccult, it seems that a US Special Forces manual got leaked to Wiki...

Oh Goodness, part 2! Check out this Don't from Vice Land...

Your E-Card for the day...

Vids of the Day - Future World and Bump

Final Wisdom from Modern Drunkard - You Know You're a Drunkard when...

And, of course, you MUST check out Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And now, your Cowboy has another 12 hour day ahead of him, so he's off. You don't like the mere thought of it? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Life's Been Good To Me So Far...

My Maserati does one-eighty-five
I lost my license, now I don't drive
I have a limo, ride in the trunk
I lock the doors in case I get drunk...

Joe Walsh, in case you wondered or cared. Not dead yet, just in case you were wondering, or had bets going. Jackals! Here's some links to take you into the Weekend, at which point links will be the least of your deviant concerns....

Fucking MADMEN! Check out this vid of racing in the rain! It made my balls tighten!

Your E-Card for the Day. More of that same goodness here...

Chez gives us one to sing along with - Dynamite Hack's Boyz in the Hood

Versus - Alessandra Ambrosio vs. Gemma Massey

Great ad! - Irn-Bru

Attu gives us a gallery a whole lot of women folk on the PixMix.... [LSFW]

If you remember Schoohouse Rock, then you'll surely dig on Pirates and Emperors!

Magic Kingdom Fun, from the Badger...

Vids of the Day - Explosive and The Devil's Trill

Final Wisdom from Modern Drunkard - 7 Steps to Blackout Island

And, of course, I give you the best of the lot, Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And I have another 12 hours ahead before a half day Saturday. The wicked, truly know no rest. Your Cowboy will either be rich soon, or dead! Not up for all that yet? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Toys For Weird Kids

It's Monday here in the UK and what a weekend - new tent and a whole new lease of life...there's something about waking up to the dawn chorus and sheep nibbling ya guide ropes - your tent pole's wonky and your own pole well and truly (ya get my drift hehe)...my name is Flip and I'm an official campaholic...fresh air big skies and quaint little Welsh towns to potter through...aaaah bliss truly truly blissful...now enough babling onwards with your linkage...

Bringing art out of the shadows so to speak...

Feeling hungry..? Maybe a quick virtual buffet might help...

An alternative edition of the famous Ladybird book The Police...haha nice one guys...

Nice to see the British police are ready for anything - including an alien invasion lol...

I must be a geek 'cos I love every single bit of this furniture...

Another of those very funny exam papers...

Could high speed police car chases become a thing of the past with Star Chaser..?

I'm in love with my new tent - but do I want to shag it..? Naw...

Nice bunch of arty cartoons at Drawer Geeks...

This guy has far too much time on his hands - and whiskers on his chin...

As Americans whine about the "high" (lol) cost of gas - here's some freebies for ya...

You logger headed earth-vexing hugger-mugger...more Shakespearean insults hereth...

The very disturbing art and stuff of Gregory Jacobsen...

I'll leave y'all with toys for the freaky wierdo little kid in your life...I love 'em hehe...

Catcha...

Tit's 'n ass ahead...
The legendary COOLIOS BABES...
Babes butts boobs and beauty...

I'm A Knicker Picker Pervert!!!

Just a quickie from old Flip - that's what she said - as I'm off on another camping trip lol - aaah the great outdoors lovely views...hiking...rain and shagging in a tent hahaha...onwards with the linkage...

Fancy reading a great book whilst at work - the boss will never ever know...

Now here's a real premium flash game - Robo Kill - the rest of the site is pretty cool too...

I've pledged to help beat the world record download...now support Firefox it rocks!!!

Now if ya like sending ya buddies and lovers songs via email - things just got a whole lot easier with the awesome Tiny Song - oh yeah I like it...

How about treating your pc to a facelift and an all over new classy crisp and dare I say sexy look - Wallpapers and Icons...

This is supposed to help us men pick undies for our partners - old Flip has just been playing and perving on the brilliant Knicker Picker...woohoo!!!

Worry - alot - if your doctor writes AMYOYO Syndrome on your notes...hehe...

So do you reckon the US did a planet exchange with a dozen aliens..?

Now ya can send all those crazy links you find on the web in one small er link...Link Bunch - nifty...

Beautiful women looking really really stoopid...like it lol...

I could say who ya gonna call...but I wont...Unicorn Rangers...OMFG!!!

Now a heads up to my fellow bloggers and webmasters out there - if ya looking for awesome super cool designs checkout my true online friend and totally HOT designer babe Foxy Geek - she absolutely rocks...and tell her Flip sent ya...

Ok that'll do I've gotta pack my rucksack and waterproof my willy lol - I'll leave ya with a comic that I guess neither you nor I will ever have a clue WTF it's all about...I shall call it A Comic Thing lol...

Catcha...

Now get a dose of beautiful nude babes...
The legendary COOLIOS BABES...
So damn hot you'll think you have a fever...

I'm Still Here Lol...

Sorry for the delay - been a holiday weekend here in the UK and I took a trip across the "border" into Wales...yup old Flip and his love in a tent...waking in a field next to a river with the rain lashing down and the wind howling is certainly invigorating if nothing else lol...onwards with the linkage...

The site of my GF squatting by the side of the car under an umbrella was a delight to savour lol...she could do with one of these...Shit Box...

The longest list of stuff at the longest domain name ever - probably...

Your chance to chat live online with Indy...haha...

Twenty very funny newspaper headlines of our time...love the Angelina Jolie one...

Now this probably is the largest painting in the world...

As someone soon to be moving to yet another new house - this time with the love of my life...trips to Ikea on a Sunday have become dangerously regular...these universal instructions make utter and complete sense to me...

Crowded elevator smell different to midget...more Chinese proverbs here...

Free online TV channels...I could say the Gay Channel is The Cowboy's favourite - but of course I wouldn't...hehe...

There's home game systems and there's a barn full of them...

So ya wanna be an elf huh..? Strangely sexy lol...

Okay now I've seen it all...a kind of My Space for plants...so what are you growing..?

Don't Click The Screen...ooops ya broke it...

One of the sweetest and most addictive games you'll ever ever play...The Magic Pen...now how cool is that!!!

I'll leave y'all with a different take on motivational posters...

Catcha...

Looking for boobies bums and babes..?
COOLIOS BABES - more tits 'n ass than...
Than a plastic surgeons grabage bin...

Euro THONG Contest

Ever wondered where all those deleted You Tube videos go..? Worry No more welcome to You Tomb...

I must get one of those dumbass emails every single day...I wonder where they come from..? Foward It On...

I've heard of jumping a bus queue but this is just ridiculous...

Now if you're looking for a certain online video Search Hacker might just have it...

Top piece of kit for of you who like submitting to social bookmark sites...Submit Champ...mainstream and adult...ya might find one of mine in there haha...

Look at the net in a different way with Walk 2 Web....very nice...

If - like me lol - you struggle to make anything in Photoshop...this lady is only to willing to help...excellent...

The news just got all snazzy...Spectra Visual News Reader...cool...

Possibly the best flash game of the year - I adore it - Get the Glass...got milk..?

An oldie but a goodie for those who haven't signed up yet - DNA Cowboy swears by it haha...Adult Sheep Finder...

Suck butter from my ass...and other terrible insults from around this peaceful earth of ours...

Now this is a hoot!!! Ex porn pics doctored and safe for work...haha...

As a total fan of the US Office sitcom...I do indeed say That's What She Said all the time...brilliant...

Instant Action a whole shit load of online games...very nice...

Bit of a music junky..? You'll love Sixty One...

Star Trek or Gay Trek..? Sulu ties the knot...a case of bum me up Scotty..? Lol...

9/11 findings challenged by a bunch of US army types...good on them the whole thing stinks...

The How To Read A Book er book and other really helpful tomes...

I'll leave you with news that Europe is currently gripped with Eurovision Song Contest fever - my vote goes to the Ukraine crooner...

Now Flip wouldn't be Flip without his take on the whole thing...so I present the Euro THONG Contest...hehe...

Catcha...

If those cute butts got ya all hot 'n sweaty...
You need to relase that tension young sir...
COOLIOS BABES...
Releasing a lot more than tension...

Hung Like An Elephant...

I told ya old Flip would be back regularly...so enough blabbering and onwards with the linkage from this whacky intraweb of ours...

Your daily awww that's so sweet...yup it's a four legged duckling...

Ever wanted to create your own isometric pixel picture..? Then you're very very sad...

Apparently you ain't a man until you've read these books...perfect for your beach holiday...essential mens reading...

Let's get a little art in here with a delightful 3d journey around Picasso's Guernica...

10 things YOU do that YOU think is cool but really isn't...phew none of my cool things lol...

One of those totally pointless sites the net was made for...Garfield Without Garfield...huh..?

So you think conspiracy theories are nuts do ya..?

Probably the coolest granny on the planet...

Pssst 22 music sites pissing off the RIAA...you didn't get it from me...right...

If like me you're always buying domain names...then you'll absolutely adore this nifty little tool...

Some website designers really do need to be applauded...staggering work...

Absolutely incredible artwork and superb flash design...

Hate your neighbours..? Tell the freaking world...Rotten Neighbour...mine's a sweet old lady who gives me cake - Flip likes her...

Blog of the Day just has to be Concrete Thoughts...you really can blog about anything...nice one guys...

Penis museum finally gets human donors lol..is it just me or is the dude holding the elephant dick a little odd for doing that..?

Completely free games you can download for er free...

Back to penises (that's what she said) and your project for the week...how to make a penis sundial...

Catcha...

Reading this on Monday back at work..?
Dude you need a nude babe break...
COOLIOS BABES...
Best viewed with coffee and warm apple pie...

The Wanderer Returns...

Don't all pass out at once - yup 'tis me old Flip back from the dead and ready to hunt down them links...life's been a little hectic with a long vacation in South Africa - a proposal - a house move and a whole lot of adult blogging going on...so back online and with a pledge to come back every few days with more of the crazy web...cheers DNA and hey Vixen was great to hear from ya - now on with the linkage people :)

Fancy owning a piece of your anus..? Ooops I meant Uranus...hehe...

Need to know the answer to a burning question..? Ask A Chick...

Hilary's fucking Obama...

Bit of a couch potato are ya..? Maybe you'll come out tops in this TV quiz...

Now this is the perfect job for lazy bastards - NASA offers $5k to stay in bed...

Get the best bits of Vista to work with XP - cool...

How all my best sexual moves are received...Sad Trombone...wish they were more like this...Rim Shot...lol...

Color Flip is a lot like me - pointless wtf???!!!

There's graffiti and there's works of poignant art...

Here's the most used bullshit statistics...

Now what's the difference between a dog and a cat..? Checkout their diaries lol...

Now if only I'd read this expert advice 25 years ago haha...Women to Avoid...

Sometimes a card just isn't enough - y'all need Wrong Cards...nice one...

Man Babies...silly simple and I love it...

Now is this blog destined to Fail..? Somehow I doubt it...good job dude...

A person of average size and weight burns about 60 to 70 calories each hour just sitting and watching television...more amazng facts generated...

Is this guy really floating on air..?

I'll leave ya with another pointless yet strangely addictive clicky thing...Celeb Tags...

Catcha...

The link in Catcha takes ya to my blogs...
The inspiration hehind my dalliance into babes...
Was of course the daddy of them all...
The one the only Coolios Babes...
Grab the tissues boys them babes is HAWT!!!!

Legal, again...

First off, I want to thank everyone who emailed me wishing me luck on my exams. It MADE the difference! With the Series 7 and 66 out of the way, it's now legal for me once again to commit naughty acts with other people's money. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

But this also represents my last weekend of freedom, (for a while...), so it's time for us ALL to go out and celebrate! If somebody complains that you're too deep in the cups, or getting a bit too "grabby", you tell 'em it's the Cowboy's weekend and to shake their cute little ass back to the bar and get you BOTH another shot...

Chez, the bad man that he is, gives us our Project Mayhem mission for Friday. Dude, you still suck for making me a CoD4 junkie! I DO yell "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY AIR SUPPORT" at my laptop now. I even have a shirt for it...

An anthem from Kontraband that I think anyone who plays too many games can understand! Check out the Nerdcore Anthem!

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Melissa Rogers vs. the Cardinal's favorite Sinner Jaqueline Doyle
[LSFW]

And because it's nice and random - An Ode to Phil Ken Sebben

An interesting post from Klintron on Technoccult; King Solomon and His Followers - A Valuable Aid to Memory. And if you think Technoccult is funky, then check out what he does for pr0n with Technorgasmic! [NSFW]

The East Coast - West Coast rap war never ended. Check out the P-Unit vs. the Boyz in the Hills...

Attu posted this cool one to grab: SEO - Search Engine Optimization Made Easy

Vids of the Day - Ready, Steady, Go and I Sit on Acid

Swearasaurus - Because what fun is it just cursing in your native tongue?

HOLY FUCK! I'm rich and didn't even know it! My Shares have gone through the roof for Gunstar and Cardinal! I'm ready to retire now. Assuming the folks who speculated on this don't sell before I do!

Parting wisdom from Modern Drunkard - The 10 Best Things About Booze. “When I have one martini, I feel bigger, wiser, taller. When I have the second, I feel superlative. When I have more, there’s no holding me.” - William Faulkner

And, of course, the best is saved for last! Check out Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

I'm sure some of these other fuckers will get back here one of these days. 'til then, have a GREAT weekend and I'll see you next Friday. Want more? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Ghost

This'll be my last post for a while. I will be offline for a couple of weeks, then I'll be starting a new job. On Cinco De Mayo, no less. Would you expect anything less of me?

Have a fan-fucking-tastic weekend and Let's Get Deep Down In It!!!!!!

Harrassment in the workplace isn't funny. Just ask Hayden...

Your E-Card for the Weekend...

The two sides of Love: Lifehouse - Hangin' by a Moment and Puddle of Mudd - She Fuckin' Hates Me

Pimpin' for a Friend - If you want a really incredible read, check out Deus Ex's very own Chez Pazienza's fantastic new book, Dead Star Twilight. Check out some excerpts here...

Versus - The Cowgirl of the Day vs. The Cardinal's Favorite Sinner, Olivia Munn [LSFW]

Nice and Random - Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

A pretty classic picdump from Eblogx...

Vids of the Day - Act a Fool and Sex Bomb Sarah

Parting Wisdom from Modern Drunkard - 365 Reasons To Get Soused. Today is 18 April, right? It just so happens that Paul Revere made his midnight ride (1775). Make your own ride before the liquor stores close....

And the best of the lot, Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, your Cowboy has a lot of studying to do before his goddamn tests this coming Wednesday and next Thursday, respectively. Wish me luck? And Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Giggity giggity goo

I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it.

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country. Or possibly just made up.

Your girlfriend just got a new little fuzzy kitten and you need some great entertainment. I must be real tired...I found this fricken funny as...(well)....shit.

FEAR

OMG!!!!!! Lady just got owned.

How to get rid of a one night stand

World's Most Fearless Animal.... hmmm...don't think I would want to be in his sites.

PC vs Penthouse Pet ...she's right she wins.

Do I have your attention now.....

Somtimes there is an easy answer to a difficult question - This is so stupidly simple i can't figure out why i never thought of doing this before!

Well I'm outa here for now remember to crank them speakers here

Copy and Paste Day

This is copy and Paste Day!!!!! Just because I feel Lazy.

The Audi Gymnasts. Another Audi commercial that has absolutely nothing to do with their car, but is extremely cool.

Tiger woods gets a very queer question.

This is a pretty cool bar trick. Some dude places a piece of paper between a bottle and some coins and with a simple flick of the finger removes the paper.

Some dude flips his car on its side and a bunch of guys come over to help him out. Funny Stuff

Watch as these two bruiser bucks try to kill each other to see who will mate with the doe in the background.

This girl has a talent that I she will never need with me, but it sure is cool to watch.

It’s time for us to become real men once again! It’s time for us to take back our rightful role as the dominant sex on this Planet.

Sorry so short...I need a Dirty little thing see ya later

BBQ, Titties and Beer

As most of you don't know (or care) I live in the U.S. Michigan to be somewhat exact and it's getting alot warmer here. So now I get to get out and BBQ, watch titties and drink beer outside.

Could this be your next Job??? Health Canada is looking for someone to grow government-approved weed.

The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys so they say.

This is how your computer says, "screw you."

Has anyone seen the brand new $5.00 Bill. Post a comment of where you live and the price of gas there!!

And while we're on the gas subject...Genius climbs on top of the gas tanker, reach into his pocket, and take out his lighter to look inside the tank!
How to Build An Toy Airplane All you need are a couple matchsticks and flies.

I don't think I would want to mess with this kid I'm sure this was a film to show what could be brought into a school with out anyone knowing(I hope anyways)

I have no Idea What He's laughing atbut it had to be damn funny.

Here's a couple vids before I leave.... Jessica....Hysteria....How Long
Till tomarrow....Later

Cake and Cunnilingus

A brunette says to a blonde “Look! A dead bird!” and the blonde looks up and says “Where?”

3 girls die, 1 is blonde, 1 is brunette and 1 is a red head.
When the reach Heavens gate, God says to them, “To get to Heaven you must climb up 100 steps, while going up i’ll tell jokes, if you laugh once, you’re off to hell!”

So the brunette goes first, 34 steps up, God tells a joke, she laughs, and shes off to Hell.
Up comes the Redhead, 66 stairs and Gods shares a wee joke, she giggles and she is then in hell.
Lastly, the Blonde goes up, 99 stairs up and she laughs, God looks at her, confused, he hasn’t told a joke! So he asks her, “what the fuck are you laughing at?” The blonde replies, “I just got the first one”

How carsurfing is done

April 14 is Cake and Cunnilingus Day

Jeff Dunham & Walter are so damn funny in these clips I'm sure you'll enjoy.

Well I'm outa here, sorry uch a short one post ... but please enjoy these music vids so sit back and crank em up...Later

so hot Holy Diver and Bad Medicine

Lesbians: Taste Just Like Chicken...

You'd be coming up with screwball titles like that too if you'd just spent an average of 6 hours each day to studying securities law. I'd rate it right up there with masterbating with sandpaper. Sound fun now?

Well, what IS fun is that we are now at the WEEKEND! Hark the forkin' Heralds! Would it be too much to ask of our employers to be able to take a big swig of Red Eye and bust a few rounds skyward when 5 p.m. rolls around? I think NOT!

Regardless, have a great, SAVAGE weekend!

Tucker Max's infamous Absinthe Donuts story....

So wrong, and yet so right! My naughty little Badgirl gives us a post from her Hotbox sure to get us all in trouble - The Jailbait Gallery [LSFW]

Shameless bitch! Check out the sexy Mercedes-McLaren SLR ‘Renovatio’ gallery that Attu posted!

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Misty Anderson or the Cardinal's favorite sinners, Amanda Corey and Holley Ann Dorrough [NSFW]

My pick so far for the Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots asskicking title of the summer. From TTR2, check out the trailer for Hellboy II...

Chez over at Deus Ex gives us food for thought with his post, Give 'til it Hurts!

A cool post from Centro on Babes and Cars - What the world will look like when we've gone

Vids of the Day - Heart of a Rebel and London Bridge

Parting wisdom is provided by our friend at Modern Drunkard - Joints of No Return

And the best is saved for last! Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And my ass is history! Yours isn't? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

a shot of espresso

Greetings.

I have a few links to share!

Kewl Shark Attack Video.

Oboma's a MacDaddy!
Hmmmn... wtf?

I wonder if you will continue eating Bananas after you watch this [LSFW] video?
wierd

Remember to remove those nipple rings before flying!
just amazing.

Sarah Silverman and Matt singing I'm F*cking Matt Damon. lol.

And for some naughty fun check out these nude babes [NSFW] and these adult cams [NSFW] for some real excitement! Or atleast bookmark them for the weekend

Be Seeing You.

- xoxo Vixen

I have nothing......

I have nothing ready to post so I'll just surf and post, Been up all night working on my Music video site and hav'nt been to bed yet...Woodys Music Videos Here's a taste of what I'm doing...still neeeds work...oh well it'll get there. One thing I like and always found cool are the Bud light ads on tv and the ones that were deemed censored and did'nt make it.

Now I’m interested in this new business venture, anyone else fancy it?

Oka...I not sure how stupid you have to be to something like this but.....Not me.

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

A baby with two faces was born in a northern Indian village, where she is doing well and is being worshipped as the reincarnation of a Hindu goddess, her father said Tuesday.

Well thats all I'm worth right now....need sleep...Later

Guess Who's Back

Bruce is back and I'm so glad to be here and ready to do some cool posts and get this site rockin again. DNA has been doing a great job but it's tough doing it basicly by yourself. And a BIG thanks to Vixen for getting me in....kiss kiss.
It has been about 2 or 3 years so I might be a little rusty but I'll get it back and try to do my best to keep you coming back for more. So enough of this shit lets get going....

Dead Dog gives us words with 2 meaningsand of course here in the states the Presidental election in full swing and if the Bitch winsthey'll have to rename the plane. (as you'll come to see I can't stand her or obama for that matter) And as a matter of fact I'm voting this year for Nobody.
Anybody besides me looking to buy a new house???? I found thats right up your alley...It seems Hubert Humphrey's estate is up for sale.....any takers?

Ya know one thing that really gets me is all these Teachers having sex with students!!!!! WHERE WERE THEY when I was in school???? And to top it off this kid told his dad (dumb ass) I would have kept my nouth shut and kept jumping on that.
I found this video that I thought you might enjoy Jimmy Kimmel's day with Richard Simmons. Scary as it might be.
I also found this little video on How to make Moonshine

Well that will do it for me for now....Later

It's my Post!

To paraphrase Wendy O Williams famous anthem, if you will. This is my little bull pulpit, and I like it for such. Where else but the Dub-Dub-Dub can you get the chance to mouth off to such an audience? I'd be a fool not to take advantage of the opportunity presented! For this week, I will digress and say if you do want rant, go hit Gunstar. You won't be so safe in the future. Fair warning...

Like Chop Saki? Then check out this post from Kontarband - Ghetto Ninjas

Fly the friendly skies? Check out this story that Centro posted on Babes and Cars about a Texas woman's flight aboard American Airlines...

Star Trek, in its sundry flavors, doin' the Time Warp....

Statshots from the Onion - Why Did She Pack Up and Go, Worst US Jobs, 2049, and Top Punishments, By State...

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Samantha de Grenet vs. the Cardinal's Favorite Sinner, Amanda Lee... [NSFW]

And Uncoached gives us an accurate reflection of the current US job market...

Chez gives you your mission, should you choose to accept it...

Vids of the Day - Fight Like a Brave and Faster Kill Pussycat

The Vice Guide gives us the People's List

I can't believe they cancelled Jericho. AGAIN! Catch the full series on CBS 'til they take it down. Then get your peanuts out....

Modern Drunkard gives us the Drunk of the Month, Tucker Max. And check out his infamous Buttsex story...

And give it up for the Doggy! Check out Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

Flip commented and said he'd be back soon, and I expect Mia along any day now. Vix, how's about you? Get your cute butt back here and post too!

Now, your Cowboy is about to get eyeballs deep in practice tests for a securities exam he has coming up soon. Don't care about SEC '33 and '34? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Shhh....

Since I got more positive commentary for saying nothing, enjoy the silence! Want Rant? Hit Gunstar. Otherwise, links below...

Get your punch on! Check out this mean sampler from Kontraband - I know Kung Fu

It seems that the esteemed Mz. Caine may be joining us soon. Here's a taste of what you're in for...

Attu just gave me a tip on the airline to book when you need to fly to the UK... [LSFW]

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Natalie Hunt vs. The Cardinal's Favorite Sinner, Dana Dicillio

Uh, boys, pay attention! My naughty little Badgirl posted this excellent vid on her Hotbox - Sandra Sanchez and her Ducati. I haven't the words... [NSFW]

What Historical Lunatic are you? Rum and Monkey asks the question and gives you the answer with this great quiz. I, children, am Gaius Caesar Germanicus - better known as Caligula! Works for me...

An old post from this.is.Anfield - Is your Boss Goth?

The History, (sorted as it may be), of Modern Drunkard...

Vids of the Day - Crazier and When She's Hot

And the best, without question or peer, is saved for last! Check out Coolilo's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women!
[NSFW]
And with that, your Cowboy is off to fuck and fight. Well, at least the fight part for sure. Not quite feeling violent and funky yet? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

This isn't what I pay you for...

I'm working kinda full time as a consultant, and studying for a couple of securities examinations, so I'm kinda out of glib right now. I'm sure you'll live. We have a weekend ahead of us, and Monday is St. Patrick's Day. Not normally a cause for celebration, but it's my car's birthday and what the hell, there's drunken reprobates that need groping....

Get your link on!

With Madge actually making it into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, I figured I'd give you the classic BMW Film - Star

Bachelor Party excuses from College Humor

Need to kill some time? How 'bout an episode of Robot Chicken...

You know it's an excuse to get hammered, grope drunk chicks with lowered moral and ethical standards, but do you really know what St. Patrick's Day is all about? Personally, I'm more for the former...

Random ass for your viewing pleasure from dbasixx

The finally are doing something RIGHT! The Onion breaks the news - The DOT creates new lane for reckless drivers...

With a new regime in order soon, let's take a fond look back at the Bush Administration, as seen by Dave Chappelle

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Lindsey vs. the Cardinal's favorite sinner, Jenna

Kontraband posted this cool vid- LA to NYC in 4 minutes

Technoccult gives us 7 Insane Conspiracies that Actually Happened. Remember, remember the 5th of November...

Vids of the Day - Warped and 99 Words

The fascinating story of the Winchester House

"Double your money in 90 days!" The infamous scheme of Charles Ponzi...

And as Monday is St. Patrick's Day, I thought it appropriate to repost this gem from Modern Drunkard as parting wisdom - The 6 Circles of Hangover Hell

And without question, you should check out Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, I go back to a bit more work, (and studying,,,) before I go on a three day bender. Still have to plug along as well? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Call of Duty

You can thank Chez over at Deus Ex for the title. See, I remember reading one of his posts/rants once, where he admitted to yelling at the TV "Where the fuck is my air support" while playing Call of Duty 4. Got me just curious enough to check it out. And sucked in. Now I too yell at my laptop, probably right along with him! Thanks buddy! Needed another compulsive vice! Think I'll try soothing herion next, to take the edge off...

Yeah, / rant. After 2 plus weeks of wonderful gainful unemployment, I have a feeling my fun time is at an end. No more waking up at noon. No more fucking a whole day off playing CD4, then going out bar hopping. I believe I now have to "knuckle down" and get serious. Whatever that means. Mostly, it means I have to, once again, pass the Series 7, and then the 66. For the unversed, it's the investment industry's license to steal, pilfer, rob, loot, pillage and rape. Though they probably would use different terms. It gets me back in the biz, and off the streets. And with too much more free time, that may just kill me...

But enough of that - Links await!

From the Onion 2056 edition, news that surgery required for new sexual position...

Always in style - The Vice Guide to Evil

Kontraband gives us a great song for the ladies!

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Carmella DeCesare vs. The Cardinal's favorite Sinner(s), Louise Glover and Emily Dean [NSFW]

Chez's sendoff to Patrick Swayze over at Deus Ex....

Off the beaten path - The Bomb Project

Viral clips and overused songs...

Vids of the Day - Down with the Sickness and You Humped Me All Night Long

MTV ain't got nothin' on the richest boy on Earth! Check out the Richie Rich edition of Cribs!

Final Wisdom from Modern Drunkard - Life Lessons from the Rat Pack

And the best we save for last! Check out Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, I'm not getting up until Noon, because that's how I roll. Need to still punch the clock and such? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Feel Me Flow

You 'bout to feel the chronicles of a bionical lyric
lyrically splittin dismissin
I'm on a mission of just hitting
now it's written and kitten hittin wit mittens
I'm missing wishing man listen
I glisten like sun and water while fishing.
Bust the move and then swerve
Serve words with nerve embedded I said it word
Damn, you nerd man, you heard
Coming from the town of Illy and alleys are
full of Phillies and Rallys suckers get
Silly as Sally then found in alleys, I'm rowdy really

So here we go now,
Holla if ya hear me though, come and feel me flow

Not a Naughty By Nature fan? Tough. My post, my rules. And today, my rules say that I'm in the mood for some upbeat shit. Got laid off Wednesday, along with a bunch of friends at my job. More to come for the poor bastards stuck there. After this weekend, it will be time wear the consultant cap for a while and hustle some biz. AFTER this weekend...

For now, let's get down in it!

A few public service announcements first. Goosie, I DO hope things get better! Keep your head up lad! Flip - Quit Fucking, start posting! And Vix, you naughty little girl, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE AND POST! Mia gets cut a break for now, but she's not completely off the hook either. And Nai Nai, I REALLY do miss you! Won't you come back, even if only for a special guest post?

Check out the Lambo concept car that Attu posted. While I wipe the drool off my chin...

New Jersey truly does have a style all its own. Check out the state's best pickup lines, found via my naughty little Badgirl's infamous Hotbox...

While over at Deus Ex Malcontent, our man Chez is working on his own moniker...

And right here, we have an arguement to settle with today's Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Rebecca DiPietro or the Cardinal's favorite sinner, Tamara Witmer.... [NSFW]

I got sucked into this, and you can too! Check out all of Season One of Jericho...

More good news! Laptops in sleep or hibernation mode most vulnerable to attack...

Ahh, the simple pleasures - You are a Pirate and Kenya. And TRY to lie to me and say you didn't just sing and chair dance RIGHT along!

Vids of the Day - A Drug Against War and Jessica Alba Dancin'

Weekend Homework - How to beat a Speeding Ticket.

Need to fuck off the rest of the afternoon? Have NO fear! Adult Swim will take GOOD care of you...

And your History Lesson from Modern Drunkard - The Good, The Bad and The Thirsty...

And the best is saved for last: Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And now, it's time to get disreputable, disorderly and downright drunk! Still have that work shit to do *shudder*? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

It's all about the Dead Presidents

I've actually got six plus days off, (as I left sick Wednesday, and was out Thursday), and am off until next Wednesday due to some strategic planning on my vacation schedule. And I owe it all to the celebration of President's Day this coming Monday. It is a gift that I plan to squander on misbehaviour and shameless hedonism. I hope you lot do the same. A lot of people have died for our freedoms, I SERIOUSLY hope you don't plan on honoring their memory by doing yardwork....

Leading off with your news highlights for the day from the Onion - , U.S. Blowjobless Rate At All-Time High, Mormon Teen Loses Inhibitions After Third Benadryl and Area Applebee's A Hotbed Of Machiavellian Political Maneuvering...

And speaking of Dead Presidents, check out this old Hughes Brothers Joint.

Though it's past now, check out all the shit that's gone down on February 14th...

Didn't get your honey what she wanted? Hopefully, she' didn't go all postal on your ass like these Bad Ass Bitches...

Versus - Cowgirls Leanne and Sara or the Cardinal's favorite Sinner, Whitney Leigh [NSFW]

From my naughty little Badgirl, test your knowledge of Which is Cheaper?

Want to really know what's going on in the world? I highly suggest perusing Jane's...

Light reading from Technoccult - Psychological Torture: A CIA History

Vids of the Day - Britney, Institutionalized and Jump

Modern Drunkard gives us final wisdom with Infiltrating the Drys

And the best for last, Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, your Cowboy rides off to the saloon for a $20 hooker and a bottle of Red Eye. Still stuck at work? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

The Further Adventures of Bob Bitchen

Does anyone even remember the infamous Cheech and Chong? (Just found a KoRn version of the same song...). Anyways, that's all moot. It's the weekend, my heathen bretheren! Grab a 10 year old bottle of the MacAllen, throw on your best kilt, grab your sword and let's go raid a small coastal hamlet!

And Flip and Vix, GET YOUR BUTTS BACK HERE AND POST! I feel like a goddamn Cat Herder sometimes...

With only X number of shopping days 'til Christmas, the Onion gives you this Special Message from Santa...

Perfect! Kontraband gives us a cute little puppy that you can show off to ALL your friends and co-workers. And Blanche, who I wouldn't share with ANYONE! [LSFW]

Vice Magazine gives us the newest sensation - LARP's

Versus - Paulina Rubio vs. Sara Jean Underwood

Why not put your Soul on the line and see if you can flip your afterlife for a profit?

Chris Rock, layin' it down about Rap Music... [LSFW]

Convict gives us a great joke about a Father's Wisdom

Vids of the Day - Blow Me Away and Down Boy

Parting wisdom from Modern Drunkard - Why We Drink. It is, I believe, the greatest of human inventions, and by far much greater than Hell, the radio or the antacid tablet — H.L. Mencken, columnist, biographer

And, of course, the best is for last. Check out Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, your Cowboy has shot his load! Not ready for the money shot yet? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Weapons Grade

Right now, I'm a pretty happy man. There are plenty of times in life when you are working on something and just muddling along. But there are times when you KNOW you're on top of your game, things click and you KNOW you're going to kick some ass and take some names. I'm enjoying that time right now. May not last long, assuredly won't last forever. But for now, it's GOOD to be the King!

/ ego flexing

Anyways, it IS a Friday, it IS almost time for our 65 hour hiatus from the tyranny of the cube and wage slavery! It IS time to grab that naughty vixen, the Weekend, down that first shot, and head off to adventures worthy of legend!

Head below and get your link on!

From Kontraband, I give you Cyber Sparta and Dimitri Martin, flipchart master...

The Submarine Channel gives us The Killer - Adventures of a Stone Cold Hitman...

Attu gives us Girls Gone Wild - The Untold Story...

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day - Jessica vs. The Cardinal's favorite Sinner, Sara Jean Underwood... [NSFW]

The Onion gives us an Infographic on the Worst Parts of Our Jobs...

Get your Learn on - E. Coli turns sugar into hydrogen fuel!

The Goose gives us our joke for the day - Three Men

Vids of the Day - Jesus Build My Hotrod and Dontcha

TTR2 gives us the 21 sexiest commercials...

Parting wisdom from Modern Drunkard - Know your Bartender. I admit to being the male version of the Mercenary...

And finally, I give you the site of the man, the myth and legend all rolled into one, Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

Well, your Cowboy is playing hooky from work, (again), so he's off to screw off and act badly. Don't have that option? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

R.I.P The Flophouse...

Yup in their infinite mission to clean up this cluttered intraweb...the powers that be at blogspot have deleted my old home from home...the legendary Flophouse where I began my magical internet journey...five years of fun babes heartache heart break joy laughter and tears...and tits...and this is despite the fact there ain't been a nekked chick on there for years!!! Gone too is the awesome All Nudes - my first ever babeblog...MEH!!! Now that will hit me financially for a while - but d'you know what dear reader..? Who gives a fuck...back online and with a song in my heart I'm off to higher plains...love has arrived just as the first glimpses of spring tempt me and my sap doth riseth (ooer)...yup just as I was ready to mothball my meat and two veg (haha) my old flame and I have connected - cosmically connected...somethings are meant to be...somethings in this crazy fucked up world of ours are certainty...this is fucking awesome...nuff said...the loss of the Flophouse is symbolic...a farewell to and old dear friend and hello to a bright new future at one with my one...together nothing can touch us...nothing can hurt us...we are one...and I own flophouse.net hehe...I shall revamp asap...until then catch my latest adventures in love lust and laughter here - Cosmic Winds - gay name but I was in a rush to write (trouble with isp and pc lol)...

Oh yeah - here's a bit of linkage...enjoy...

If you should bump into David Banner...run if this shit happens...

Do's and don'ts with babies...playing chess is a big no no...so's picking them up by the head...

A+++++. Items are exactly as described. Best case of kalashnikovs I've ever bought. Allah Akbar!...more whacky ebay feedbacks...

Looking for love..? (says Flip smugly hehe)...here's the worst ever video introductions...

One for the hardcore gamers amongst us...little known websites you're gonna love...

Given I've found my soulmate...here's the greatest duets of all time...allegedly...

One for the Cowboy...Dave Lee Roth - Running With the Devil...the beauty is there's no music and man is it awesome!!!

Now this really is freaking awesome...John Lennon's Jukebox...WOW!!!

Suprisingly beautiful art in the form of frozen cars...

Need a little inspiration on the build up to Valentines Day..? I could say pass the sick bucket...but I wont haha...

Okay I'll leave y'all with the last three tunes I heard...Springsteen...Nirvana Unplugged...Bob Seger...

Peace love to y'all....cya'...

Smoke Crack, Worship Satan...

Spend any time at all on My Space and you're bound to run across Submit/Offend All. This T-Shirt is where I pulled my title from. Mystery solved...

And now for something completely different! I hand to you a magic ticket, good for passage to a magical land of mystery, excitement and adventure! I speak, of course, of the WEEKEND!!! Tell those wastes of space you work for, (and in some cases with...), that you're not a Prisoner, and you're a free man! And then let fly a couple rounds, grab the petty cash and the hottie from Marketing and make your escape...

Wesbo over at Kontraband did a really nice promo marketing video for my new franchise, I.F.H. Mondays....

My naughty little Badgirl posted this cool comics on her site, the Hotbox. Check out Naughty Toons one and Naughty Toons Too... [NSFW]

Guess who's back? The ever infamous Centrocampista, blogger and troublemaker extraordinaire, is posting again at Babes and Cars. Check it!

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Bree Conded vs. The Cardinal's favorite sinner, Sara Jean Underwood... [NSFW]

Chez over at Deus Ex Malcontent gets to the heart of the whole Heath Ledger deal with his incisive post - Who Ya Gonna Call? And Chez just recently started blogging over on HuffPost. Read his stuff now before his head gets too inflated and we have to start writing about his antics in the gossip columns...

TTR2 gives us the buzzwords for 2008. Personally, I'd like to find a SINBAD...

Klint over at Technoccult posted to great articles - Hacker Group ‘Anonymous’ Declares War on Scientology and La Jetée

Vids of the Day - Polyamorous and Keeley Hazel [LSFW]

Parting wisdom from Modern Drunkard - On the Cuff and Under the Table...

And finally, I give you Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, your Cowboy bids you adieu! Not ready to part? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Draw your guns and bust a few rounds skyward!

Your Cowboy is making a rare guest appearance, (though this might become the norm...), and making a Friday post. Gateway to the Weekend! The promise land! Where gentle, flowing rivers of decadence carry you blissfully away to islands of hedonism and other sorted delights....

Or some such. Mostly, I just felt like posting. So here I is. And now, to the links...

It ALL makes sense now! Kontraband gives us the link! Lost IS the A-Team...

I think Attu is right, and this girl is the winner! Check out Miss Mugshot Florida!

If you're looking for your latest TV fix, and You Tube isn't hookin' you up, then check out Hulu...

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day - Sheryl vs. The Cardinal's favorite Sinner - Jelena Jensen [NSFW]

Heavy Sci Fi gives us Ming - Ruler of the Universe

From the newsdesk at the Onion - Church Group Offers Homosexual New Life In Closet

Check out the vids to the recent competition at Mavericks. Nucking futs...

Some light reading from Vice Magazine - The Satanic Model of Psychosecual Development, Part 1

Courtesy of Dbasixx, a WHOLE lot of hotness! The Mail Chix.... [LSFW]

Mia tagged me, so I give you Six Things you didn't know...The Cowboy edition. Flip, Vixen, Goosie and Nai-Nai, you're up next...

Parting wisdom from Modern Drunkard - The Morning After...

And, you guessed it, the best of the lot - Coolios Babes! Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And now I go to raise enough Hell that the Devil actually asks me to turn it down. If you're looking for more love, then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Procreate in 2008 - Or Flip Got Laid and Laid (repeat)...

Ha! Woohoo...and all that stuff...my mate the Cowboy's call for Flip to get laid after four long celibate years seems to have ahem paid off...holy fucking shit...not only that but old embers rekindled don't just flicker - they wildfire...the breeze of unrequented passion lust and dare I say it luuuurve has gently blew for over a decade only to whip up into an overnight maelstrom of such raw intensity my socks and everything else have been er blown off (lol)...one week - one chance albeit brief encounter is all we need people...it's so fucking true "when a man thinks he's lost love is when he finds his last love.." Oh Christ I'm at one at peace - spent and inside a frantic madness that has lifted this old fellah into heights he never knew existed...resisting all those years ago - the naughty delcious flirting - the electricity of her touch then and her feel now...fuck me sideways - slap me on the thigh with a haddock and call me Mavis...holy fucking shit....holy fucking shit...dam...more at The Flophouse where the empty bed doesn't tell half of it hehe...

Oh yeah I guess you want some linkage...

I haven't eaten properly for a week...but if you fancy making a Big Mac at home...here's how...

Speaking of food...Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich...more here...

Build a bridge and get over it...

Top ten female sex fantasies...strangely middle aged hippy bloggers don't appear...hehe...

Is it me or is Michael Jackson's fabled white glove abnormally large..? Nope I ain't got a clue why or what this is all about...

Now this I love...The Official Hillary Nutcracker...nice one...

I dunno whether to laugh or cry...My Fake Baby...shit I'm feeling broody lol...

Game on and this one is both lovely and annoying...Untangle...

Anyone who loves the art work of Stan Lee will love this tribute...

How to make balls of fire...

I'll leave y'all with the Top Ten Badass Chicks in the movies...my vote goes to ummmmm Uma Thurman - HAWWWTTT!!!!

Catcha

Clippy Makes Me Horny...

Ha! As one door closes another opens - you wait all day and two buses come together...and other poor sayings basterdized by this ol' blogger...yup dumped by a Polish babe (lol) I sought refuge in the arms of my son's pub and whammo an old flame pootled into my life...lust and er lust over took us and all thoughts of a blonde pole disappeared...checkout the start of her new blog - A Month in Africa - tell her Flip sent ya...brainy ain't she..? Hehe...onto the linkage dear reader...

Super Mario just went mucho macho...Mario Doom...

Ah, women...they make the highs higher and the lows more frequent - more cut to the chase quotes here...

Looking for some reading matter with pics..? 17 free graphic novels...

Great boozing advice from top comedian Jim Breur...excellent...

Not sure how to describe these images...but I like them alot...Impossible Jobs by Magnus...

All you ever wanted or needed to know about the legendary Triple Nipple...

Now you can pull chicks with just your car wheels...Pimp Star...

Man this had me spitting coffee...Phone Sex Pranks...holy shit - I'm into Clippy...muhahahhaaaa...er...ha...

I'll leave y'all with strange sex laws...better clean ya teeth in Minnesota guys lol...

Catcha...

Speaking of sex laws...
COOLIOS BABES...
It's an offense not to look at boobies all day...

Let's Get It Up!

Loose lips sink ships
So come aboard for a pleasure trip
It's high tide so let's ride
The moon is risin' and so am I...

When a title fails to come to mind, AC/DC usually pulls through. After a throughly mispent day working a hangover out of my system, this is the closest I'll come to exercise for the day, thank you. Monday, our nagging, bitchy wife, is looking at us, rolling pin in hand and curlers in the hair, so we best get it started. Flip her the finger and let's get to it...

Who's your fuckin' Daddy? Remember my new slogan, (which I stole from the incomparable Mia...), TYFP, STFD & STFU? Well, it's now a t-shirt. Mine's a charcoal grey XL, on order. And speaking of the fan-fucking-tastic Mz. Caine, she may soon be gracing our pages as a special guest rockstar blogger, so GIVE HER LOVE!!!

Classic Classified Ads from Kontraband. "Must bring own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I've only done this once before..."

Ben Frost is Dead. Long live....

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Jen Cook vs. Cybergirl Meghan Allen [NSFW]

The Goose gives us the Seven Things that only make sense when you're Drunk. "...hell, if they blink hard enough, you could almost pass for someone who sort of looks like Brad Pitt. But guess what? You don't look like Brad Pitt. Not even a little bit..."

Under the category of What the Funky?, check out this gallery that Technoccult posted of the art of Vladimir Kush

Vids of the Day - From Darkness and the Lingerie Bowl [LSFW]

Modern Drunkard gives us our parting thoughts with Drunk Talk. Alcoheimers n. the inability to remember what happened while drinking the night before.

And the best comes from Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, your Cowboy has shit to do, people to abuse. Not ready for all that? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Pussies Romance and Rockers...

Week one of a whole New Year and all is well in the Flip camp...though after three years of being a slobby bachelor it's kinda hard to get used to a partner in my life...my stubble which I think makes me look "arty" gives her an itch (lol)...I spend a considerably longer time at the male cleaning area of my supermarket...today I'm smelling of mint and t-tree oil shower cream lol...and God forbid I actually bought a male moisterizer hehehe...my Polish lessons have begun however after about ten minutes I get all hot and flustered - it's her oooh so sexy accent dammit - (insert Polish husky accent here) - "you must get your tongue around this baby..?" Now how could any man resist...onto the linkage...

50 simple ways to be romantic...I'm saying nothing...

The celebs who went under the knife last year...

Looking to lose a little weight..? Here's the ultimate guide...personally I reckon eating drinking less and taking excercise helps lol...

Blog watch and I like this one...Millionaire Mommy Next Door...if you have a half decent blog let us know in comments...good traffic guaranteed...

So you want to be a musician and all you have is a mobile phone..? No worries...Phone Songs...

This is a repost from a couple of years ago...but if you went wireless for Xmas and your neighbours are stealing your bandwidth...turn their intraweb upside down...useful...

Photos from the Cowboys personal family collection...hehe...stop press here's another exclusive set...I understand the Cowboy is wearing glasses and a black wig...

Game on and this one kicks ass literally...Kung Fu Election...

Very very erotic photography from Art Fred...[NSFW]

Fancy forming the next rock super group..? Start jamming with like minded muso's online...eJamming...very cool...

10 of the weirdest things ever bought on eBay...

It's been a great year for pussy (lol)...here's 2007 through the eyes of cats...

There's super groups and there's this lot...Something...and do listen to the awesome Clapton and McCartney version of My Guitar Gently Weeps - WOW!!!

Catcha...

Looking for nekked chicks..?
COOLIOS BABES...
Young ladies without any clothes on...lol...
Naughty naughty!!!

Happy Nudes Year Y'all!!!

Happy New year all...aah the joys of having a new woman...especially one who had to work on New Years Eve dressed as a cowgirl - yup my Polish barmaid donned a mini suede skirt a tied at the tummy checked shirt and a cute little hat...me being me I stayed in and worked on a new set of adult blogs...the photo at 00:01 on my cellphone suggests a particularly busy afternoon (when she wakes up lol) ahead...enough of my lustful thoughts and on with the linkage...

The very worst adverts of the previous year...the Coke one is particularly sad...

Start the New year with 70 of the best life hacks from er last year...nothing like being "with it" lol...

If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get...and 49 other things men wish you girls knew...

Your real social network...hehe...

You'll never run out of toilet paper again...handy...

GOD created the earth in six days...allegedly...Duelity has another view...excellent stuff...

Brit speeders get their own back...speed cameras destroyed...woohoo...

WE all know them and probably a few more...Seven Things That only Make Sense When Drunk...

Darling you have gorgeous goldfish...the wonders of the bra...

I leave you with the very best wordsmith on the net...HotForWords...holy shit I just can't concentrate - her accent - her eyes - her TITS!!!! OMFG I'm in LUUURRRVE!!!! And here's magnificent Marina'a website...I'm so gonna learn more about words in 2008!!!!

Catcha...

Have a Happy NUDES Year!!!
COOLIOS BABES...
Make it one resoloution y'all stick to!!!

Speaking of resoloutions...
I herby pledge to stop teasing the Cowboy...
Dammit one resoloution broken already - muhahhaaaaa...er...ha...
Seriously show the old chap wearing blogger some love...
THE OFFICIAL HOME OF DNA THE COWBOY...

I Didn't Do It - It Wasn't Me!

That is my catchall for 2007. If you mistakenly believe that I might have impregnated your daughter, or started a ruckus in your bar, or any other misdeeds or malfeasance, I am totally and completely exonorated of all wrong doing and blame. Wasn't me! I was somewhere else at the time, or it was somebody who looked REMARKABLY like me. But not me. I'm not the sort who does those kind of awful things. It was probably Flip. Or maybe the Vixen, in some bizarre drag. Me? No, no, I was assuredly somewhere else....

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!! Welcome to 2008 and a clean slate! Do unto others before they do it to you....
My Resolutions?

1. Get Flip laid. Jeebus, but if I have to read another of his misguided wish fulfillment fantasies about me, I'm going to have to sell him to some Turkish sailors so they can keep him as a PROPER cabin boy. Big poofter! I'll have to talk to that Polish tart his been hanging about with to see if she'll shag him rotten...

2. Thank all my friends for a great 2007. To Coolio, who lets me come play on his blog! Thanks Big Dog! Flip, The Vixen, Wesbo over at Kontraband, Attu, my naughty little Badgirl, Clintus at Technoccult, Chris at TTR2, The Goose, Convict, Badger, Nai Nai and TONS of people I've missed, thank you VERY much for all your great work this year. You make the internet fun to surf!

3. Drink more, fuck more, carouse more! Fairly straight forward. Is enough really ever enough?

Okay, you've seen enough of this talking/rant crap. Let's get you some hot links, what say?

To know where we're going, it helps to know where we've been. Check out this pic from Kontraband - Men Through History. There seems to be a recurring theme...

A cool Cyberpunk documentary found via Technoccult....

From the infamous and wonderful Mia Caine, I give you my catch phrase of acronyms for 2008 - TYFP, STFD and STFU. To the unversed, this means Tighten Your Fuckin' Panties, Sit The Fuck Down and Shut The Fuck Up! Tell me your not going to get that on a T-Shirt...

If one of your resolutions for the New Year is to shed a few pounds, check out the fantastic diet from the Onion...

Some helpful Out of Office messages from Convict. My personal favorite is "I've run away to join a different circus...."

Versus - Marzia Prince vs. the November Cybergirls. Call it! [NSFW]

Chock full of all kinds of goodness, rediscover Double Agent! I'd like the Bond Car, the Police Lamborghini and this hottie!

And you've gotta know I love a good Cowgirl, right? Check out this gallery from my favorite naughty little Badgirl of the Mac Chck of the Month...

Vids of the Day - Stacey's Mom and the Christmas Compilation.
[LSFW]

And a few pieces of wisdom from our friends at Modern Drunkard - Bar Signs, Ballad of the Wingman, and the 86 Rules of Boozing. Rule 78 - When you’re in a bar and drunk, your boss is just another guy begging for a fat lip. Unless he’s buying...

Finally, the page that truly makes all this possible, and is TRULY Man's Tribute to Women, what better way to end a post than with Coolio's Babes!!!!! [NSFW]

And with that, your Cowboy rides into the sunset, (read - bar). If you've still got a few hours to kill, then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Insert Witty Title Here...

Just a quickie from me...that's what she said...hope the week of wine women and song is going well...big night coming up and we'll say adios to this fucking year...onto the linkage...

Whilst the Cowboy likes his men grunting - shaven - oiled and in lycra...(lol)...I prefer my wrestlers female and nekked...

The superb sketch blog of Rob Sheridan...great stuff...

Now the only mixing I believe in is my drinks (hic)...however DJ Riko's Merry Mixmas Collection is really very very good...

So you want to be a gumshoe or maybe just a sinister stalker...all the tools you need...

Game on...can you escape the Guesthouse..?

Mirror World...photographs of unknown origin...

AS the year draws to a close...here's seven things we should pretend never happened..

If you love music and are kinda lonely or geeky...you need Jango...the first online musical social site...

I'd just like to say for the record...Chuck Norris' tears DO NOT cure cancer...hehe...

I'll leave y'all with 10 Things You've Never Seen in a Webcam Dance Video...hehe...Man I luuuurve this woman...

Catcha...

Want loads of nekked women..?
COOLIOS BABES...
Boobies bums and lady gardens galore...
Did I really say lady garden.?

Only 365 Days 'Till Christmas!!!

Ho Ho Ho y'all...hope the fat man left you a ton of stuff...your turkey was tender and you pulled a cracker...I drunkenly asked a gorgeous Polish lady to meet me in my local on Christmas Day lunchtime...unshaven and shaky from the night before's festivities I was gobsmacked to see this vision arrive...I can only say a walk by the river with a beautiful woman is the best hangover cure EVER!!!

New PC or Mac for Christmas..? Here's some handy tips for setting it up...

The must see websites in 2008...

Game on Pearls Before Swine...a real toughie and a right nasty piece of work playing with you...

Awesome blog...Local Girl's Day in Pictures...love ya work sweetie...

11 secrets all men keep from their wives...hehe...

Looking for something to spend your Christmas money on..? Nice island...

The year in photographs from Time Magazine...

Forget skateboards...you just need sandals in Saudi Arabia...

Got a real crappy gift that you're desperate to swap..? You need The Freecycle Network...

A little late but the 12 Days of Christmas bought bang up to date...hehe...

I'll leave y'all with a view of what Santa does for the rest of the year...

Catcha...

Looking for the hottest babes on the planet..?
COOLIOS BABES...
Bird's y'all wanna stuff (lol)...

Happy Holidays!

Happy Holidays all.

It's been awhile I know!!
Wanted to stop in and wish all a good 1.

Here's a few links for x-mas..

All kinds of cool Flash Games to burn up some time.

Happy Holiday Nude Babes. [NSFW]
Freshly updated

Human Tetris lol

Watch I am Legend