February 15, 2005
Blog to Save a Life
February 14, 2005
Happy Valentines Day...not
December 12, 2004
November 15, 2004
Virtual Bartender
Just give your order to our Virtual Bartender! Add the most interested 'orders' in a comment ;-) [LSFW]
October 17, 2004
Metro Vice Pussy Inspector Badge
The Metro Vice Pussy Inspector Badge
October 14, 2004
September 15, 2004
1400 6 megapixels image storage
You just bought a nice MP3 player, the Rio Carbon with a 5 GB harddisk. Price $239. And the first thing you'll do is rip it apart! Why? Well to get a enough storage in your Nikon D70 camera for 1400 images of 6 megapixels. 
Scroll down for the regular Coolio fun of today: 3 postings of Naomi, one of Flip and... one of Coolio himself.
August 18, 2004
Team Ryouko
Olympics the ninja style [9mb wmv-file] with Team Ryouko
August 16, 2004
The Bulge
When You Look Like A Stud You Feel Like A Stud. 
==UPDATE==
Coolios is currently testing it... He will post his experiences very soon 
July 28, 2004
July 26, 2004
Check your ...
- Get to know them – they are a part of your body, after all
- You are always feeling them anyway
- You will have an excuse for when you get caught with your hands down your trousers
- Having a good squeeze will relieve stress
- You can get your partner to have a squeeze – who knows where it might lead?
- You can astound your mates with your knowledge, such as what and where the epididymis is
- You will be able to notice any changes that are perfectly normal and be impressed
- You will be showing your support for the Everyman campaign
- It will put your mind at ease
- At last but not least, it might save your life!
Any idea what this is all about? A small hint: Lance Amstrong. Okay a 2nd hint: Big D. Still no idea?
July 24, 2004
June 06, 2004
D-day in remembrance
... this will be my one and only post for today. I know i've been a little bit (too negative) towards the (actual) American war train in the past but the American people have to understand that i have a tremendous amount of respect to all the American soldiers who fought for their (and the world) lives back in 1944.
I could tell more on this theme (because the history of WW2 is one of my favourites) but now it's time for a couple of hours of silence from my side.
Cya all back tomorrow on D-day+1.
May 30, 2004
Modern Living
Might be a repost but it deserves to be re-posted.
May 24, 2004
A little test post on a Monday
They are coming to get you. THE HANDS.
Thanks, Vorbis.
I try to be a nice guy, but some days, I just have to put on the old gorilla suit.
An open directory of found photos.
May 09, 2004
April 05, 2004
Why the US invaded Iraq
Finally even I understood the reason
April 04, 2004
April 02, 2004
March 27, 2004
March 24, 2004
Front page
The first comic of superman online
308 front pages from 39 countries presented alphabetically on one website.
Counting sheeps or a sheep that counts are both sleep inducing. Good night ;-)
Skoopy & Flash
Just a flash ... found at Skoopy.
Some stuff is [NSFW] over there.
March 23, 2004
March 21, 2004
March 20, 2004
Photoshopping is cool
One of the best photoshop-session i've seen in a long time.
Before you start complaining that i'm against Bush or whatever (which i'm not FYI) ... just be honest ... this is hilarious. Amazing how creative people have been while photoshopping this stuff. Had lots of fun watching this one.
Thx Reet.
March 18, 2004
Tipito
Clever marketing stunt. You don't have to understand what's written there. Simply click the sport section
March 07, 2004
March 06, 2004
Urban Explorers
Urban Explorers. In its broadest sense urban exploration means exploring the urban jungle. The places of interest are not the ones that we live close to and where we do all our day to day things; they are the places hardly anyone visits anymore. Desolate hospitals, empty industrial areas, deteriorated convents and castles.
This somehow strange hobby has grown into an addiction which leads us through abandoned and deteriorated Europe. They've been concentrating on exploring this jungle for over a year and a half resulting in a great collection of photos.
Scroll down for the regular Coolio fun.
March 01, 2004
February 27, 2004
DJ-stuff
Looplabs will keep you busy for a while, especially when you always wanted to be a dj.
Bacardi has also a nice dj console online. Thanks for the link, Flip!
January 22, 2004
Gladiator Pepsi Commerical
Gladiator Pepsi Commercial Pics starring Britnus Maximus, Beyoncus Bootylus and Pinkus Poonannyus
The complete series ... this morning i posted a small part of this gallery. Thx Roraz.
December 07, 2003
Coolio's Southpark Character
November 23, 2003
November 07, 2003
Maxim should be Ashamed
Thx to JagEsquire of Transparant Smoke for the article. An interesting read.
More fun below !
October 31, 2003
Sidetalkin' Nokia N-Gage Style
Totally Sidetalkin' Nokia N-Gage Style! A new hype?
October 28, 2003
Virtual Tour
Virtual Tour of VW's Transparent Factory, home of the new Phaeton.
October 25, 2003
Parasite TV
Parasite TV a free web TV station that specializes in fuct humor who produce their own sketches, zines for about a year now.
For example :
The dirty pervert ... part 2 and part 3
Lot's of more fun.
It's a 18+ site so people who are easily offended, don't go there ;)
October 18, 2003
October 12, 2003
October 05, 2003
Masturbation horror stories
I came home drunk one night and started masturbating in the bathroom. Because I was drunk, I wasn't getting good sensation. I squatted and screwed a burned out light bulb into my ass. When I came I fell backwards and broke the light bulb. It took a lot of straining, digging and tearing to get the metal out of my ass. I bled for two days. I don't use any thing breakable any more.
More masturbation horror stories ... (NSFW)
More stories at their homepage.
There's a simple lesson to be learned from all this. Whenever possible, masturbate with a friend. Don't go it alone. It's just too dangerous.
September 29, 2003
Physical World
On the same site ... but NSFW ... Animated Bodies ... ;)
Check below for a little post from Matth and another one by me some hours ago.
September 09, 2003
Britney & Madonna Exclusive
Britney & Madonna during the opening performance of the MTV Video Music Awards at New York's Radio City Music Hall.
Nothing new.... but you didn't see this exclusive image before [NSFW]
August 24, 2003
NY Underground
New Yorkers go about unaware of what is happening just beneath their feet: Power pulses, information flies, and steam flows. The city’s infrastructure starts just below street level, but it doesn’t stop there. Take a look at New York Underground.
August 10, 2003
Good to see you again!
My first update from the city of Phoenix!
Check this out before you check out the babelog!
Look at this rack! Oh my that was a horrible pun...it is not photoshopped - i really did have the pleasure of meeting "Lurch" a few months ago.
Nimbus loves the Game girl!
Play safely all. Coolios rocks!
August 09, 2003
Walk-thru Fog Screen
Cool! A walk-through fog screen.
"The walk-thru fog screen is a novel and intriguing method for forming a superior quality physically penetrable dry fog display. It is a break-through technology, literally! The fog screen feels like nothing and does not make things wet. It creates a magical effect as if the imges are floating in thin air."
Seen @ babygrandpa.
July 27, 2003
Jailwear
The newest fashionhype is made in the German prison of Tegel. Haeftling (prisoner) is a collection of coats, shoes, shirts, bags etc. all made by German prisoners. Around 40 procent of the 1700 prisoners work for Heaftling. Together with a Benneton style of advertising they've created a new hype.
July 23, 2003
July 22, 2003
No Flesh
Babes, "without" flesh, but still not safe at work ;-) Seen at our big Flabber mother.
July 20, 2003
Goonies...are good enough
Warner Brothers will start shooting for the sequel to this cult classic.
Bruce Lee died 30 years ago today.
You have to give credit to some people who are this stupid.
Get all the email secrets from Strong Bad.
Does your vagina have an odor?
Now that Netscape is dead, view the Anti Internet Explorer page using Internet Explorer.
Don't forget to scroll your mouse down a bit.
July 17, 2003
J'ai des petits problèmes ...
J'ai des petits problèmes dans mon pantalon...
Hi-la-ri-ous !
Thx Ruud for hosting.
Clever Crow
Image gallery from the Dragonlance series. Any half-elven readers of Coolios?
I dont know how Coolio feels about gymnastics, or how flabber feels about nakedness, but I felt it was worth presenting to you topless gymnastics.
ASCII matrix. Not bad, but most ASCII movies rely on 3 color shading more than the ASCII text itself to present the image.
And be sure to check out the posts below mine! Bye for now.
Full Metal Jacket Soundboard
Seen at the Flabber HQ: Full Mental Jacket Soundboard a must see for the the expert.
Anyone going to Italy ? If you spot these two doing "some exercise". Make a picture and send it to me. You'll be honoured in a posting :-)
July 16, 2003
Boobs
Quote: "Many years ago, I ran into a gal who said she could bite both of her breasts at the same time. I thought this was odd. Being as young and naive as I was, I told her "I bet you can't."
She bet me a drink that she could indeed sink her teeth into both breasts simultaneously. Although not too big a busted woman, she was quite round, so I thought maybe it was possible. I challenged her and she accepted. The only thing I asked was that she let me use my Polaroid to snap the magic moment of truth or failure.
Well, in the wink of an eye she ripped open her blouse and sunk her teeth into those nice soft breasts. I didn't miss a beat and snagged the shot, which will forever go down in memory of classic photos. I just found the photo and you being the good friend you are I share with you today!!! "
Below more Coolio fun ! (damn he's so happy... going to Aria's country ;-)
July 13, 2003
Pranks
Pranks. A site with a collection of (funny) pranks, like:
- The Astor Cube, the plain black landmark cube at Astor Place in NYC, changed into the world's largest Rubik's Cube!
- The Crossingman life-size replica of the guy in the crosswalk sign, placed in the street (on a crosswalk, of course).
Up Side Down
Up Site Down. Don't forget to watch the intro :)
July 12, 2003
Stacking
Cup stacking is an individual and team sport where participants stack and unstack 12 specially designed plastic cups in pre-determined sequences. The speed of this is really amazing. Emily fox is World Cup Stacking Champion with 7.43 seconds. If you want to break this record, surf to the World Stacking Association or Speedstack. Good luck !
800*600 Project
A challenge of taking 64 pictures with one theme and arrange them in a 800x600 pixel mosaic. A nice result !
July 10, 2003
July 01, 2003
Vaginoscópio
Scroll down for a huge set of links to Coolio fun !
Kleptography
Kleptography, one word : 'Fantastic'.
Check below for more fun (post by Wastrel and myself)
June 26, 2003
Junkie JXL
Junkie JXL's excellent website. Including a 2:00 hour mix which can be listened online. The new album can be downloaded very cheaply, etc. Great stuff.
June 21, 2003
Site o/t day
Eccentris, site o/t day and excellent to end with. Need some sleep.
Matrixkid
Forget the Starwarskid, here's the Matrixkid
Thx to Flabber for hosting the clip.
June 20, 2003
Adopt a Local
" I'm Arthur Ayres, 90 years old, & my favourite drink is Arkells 3b. I've been drinking at The Tavern Inn for 52 years. I have earned the right to my own chair with my name on a plaque and photo on the wall (taken by the Sun Newspaper). I am still an active member of the skittles team and have yet to meet a better player. In fact I think I am the oldest skittles player around.
Pubs should not be taken for granted. Rural pubs were affected by the foot and mouth outbreak in 2001 and long running tourism industry challenges such as the strong £, BSE outbreaks and terrorism impacts on travel mean that pubs need serious support at a time when income from overseas visitors as well as locals is under threat. "
So adopt me !
June 15, 2003
Idiot son
Completely insane but greatly made (and true ?) :)
More anti-bush on Eric Blumrich's mainpage. Funny stuff over there, at least i catalogue this as 'funny'. Can imagine other people won't ... hope most of the people will enjoy this kinda stuff. If not, sorry ;)
June 14, 2003
Bush looses balance
President George W. Bush, momentarily looses his balance while riding a segway personal transporter. Why did he buy this ? Just take a look at segway.com:
"Welcome to the evolution of mobility. Cover more ground, be more productive, be more intelligence"
Would Jerry Springer also use a segway personal transporter ?
The 118 118 experience
The 118 118 project. This is really hilarious. A must see ! The best one i've seen in a long time.
June 09, 2003
Heavy Drinker's Guide to Iowa City
It's no secret how fun drinking can be. The simple act of getting plastered has the remarkable effect of making any experience in normal surroundings far more exciting. By providing the Heavy Drinker's Guide to Iowa City, Keef hopes to provide newcomers to his beautiful city the means to enjoy it to the fullest-- through a drunken haze.
Don't forget to check out the images of your date with Keef !
See Wastrel and Coolio's posting below, both with a huge set of links for more fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun,fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun,fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.
Xiiin
Xiiin, no comment ... simply a Xtra Cool site of the day.
June 08, 2003
Thong
The thong song is not new, but I haven't seen
this Sumo-wrestling hippopotamus, called Kozo, before.