You just bought a nice MP3 player, the Rio Carbon with a 5 GB harddisk. Price $239. And the first thing you'll do is rip it apart! Why? Well to get a enough storage in your Nikon D70 camera for 1400 images of 6 megapixels.

Scroll down for the regular Coolio fun of today: 3 postings of Naomi, one of Flip and... one of Coolio himself.

Time for some queen!

Olympics the ninja style [9mb wmv-file] with Team Ryouko

When You Look Like A Stud You Feel Like A Stud.

==UPDATE==
Coolios is currently testing it... He will post his experiences very soon

For those we do know RSS. Coolio's Weblog RSS feed is back online and validated as well.

Let me know if everything works well.

They won't hit the rest of the US stores until this Sunday, but the new Tamagotchi Connection virtual pets were released yesterday in New York and Los Angeles. With the new Tamagotchi it's possible to let different Tamagotchi pets get married and have children. Think of it as an important introduction of children to the perils of online dating, without so much of the rashes.

We're waiting to see the first official Tamagotchi divorce go online

This is what a lot of people dream of: giving the president an order

If you're using I.E. the president doesn't seem to take any orders from you, but the the chicken might do.

If you get a nice respons from the president, add it in a comment please.

Our leader is indeed the greatest leader of the working class. No we're not talking about Coolio; The first website of the democratic people's republic of korea is online.

We could use some new visitors. So I would love to see his image replaced by our logo and a link to our website

Scoll down for the regular excellent stuff of the Coolio crew who are blogging like a maniac for you!

1. Get to know them – they are a part of your body, after all
2. You are always feeling them anyway


3. You will have an excuse for when you get caught with your hands down your trousers


4. Having a good squeeze will relieve stress


5. You can get your partner to have a squeeze – who knows where it might lead?


6. You can astound your mates with your knowledge, such as what and where the epididymis is


7. You will be able to notice any changes that are perfectly normal and be impressed


8. You will be showing your support for the Everyman campaign


9. It will put your mind at ease


10. At last but not least, it might save your life!

Any idea what this is all about? A small hint: Lance Amstrong. Okay a 2nd hint: Big D. Still no idea?

The problem.
The commentsystem of Movable Type can't handle the current amount of traffic. With a total of 55.000+ visitors a day on both blogs, we have to look for alternatives. Upgrading to Movable Type 3.0, with a better commentsystem, isn't possible. Just take a look at the licensecost of it, remember the complains about being too commercial and you know MT 3.0 is out of reach.

The solution?
In the future we'll probably migrate to a complete new publishing system. At short notice we only want to setup the comments different by using select and insert SQL-queries. But we don't have enough knowledge about PHP/SQL to do this. You can't know everything ;-) So if anyone can help us with this or has some excellent tips, please contact Coolio asap.

Back online! Sorry for the problems, but we were running out of diskspace and too many users wanted through Coolios frontdoor at once ;-)

Thanks to the quick respons of our sponsor 2Fast you can enjoy Coolios Weblog again!

Himalayaya, yeti strikes back

Ohh, that was nasty!!! What did we ever do to you? You almost had us yeiling for the paramedics.

What are you nuts? What do you do in your spare time, pull the wings of flies? You'd better have a good lawyer,pal.

Build your own coaster

Gain entrance to your flat, get into bed without upsetting your light sleeping girlfriend. It will keep you busy for a while.

Just a small posting to update you on a new service at Coolios Babelog: Coolios Gallerizer.

It's a service for displaying a range of images on one page, like car01.jpg to car27.jpg. Mostly used to show images of babes in an open directory, but also useful to show any other content. Therefor ejust this posting to inform you. Take a look at the posting called Coolios Gallerizer at Coolios Babelog for more details.

Travis got back from his business trip and is so thankful his collegues kept his desk all clean, tidy, crisp, and fresh for him!

I never knew that a skelet could dance like this!

Paper wars, nice work.

Have you ever wondered how much money you make each year just by pooping at work? Here's the poop calculator. Once you have entered in the appropriate data just click the 'Calculate Poop Pay' button to see your annual earnings for pooping at work. It's as easy as one, two, poop.

Time for a pool game.

Nice version of Pong.

Sorry for any reposts.

The holiday season is coming. Time to practise your skills to park your caravan. High score is 3.428 seconds! Good luck....

Seen at our dutch flabbergasted friends.

We're blogging like a maniac, so forgive me if this is allready posted.

If you can't crease/fold your t-shirts easy, take a look at this videoclip and let me know if it works for you

This is a final call for all Coolio fans to vote. Voting will be closed at the end of this day. Skip this posting if you allready voted.

The voting for Dutch Bloggies Contest is started and we need your help to win! Show your appreciation by voting for us.

The whole contest is in dutch, but voting is very simple:

1. Go to the voting form


2. Click under "Beste linkdump" on Coolio.flabber.nl, 2nd entry.


3. Click under "Beste collectieve weblog" on Coolio.flabber.nl, 1st entry


4. Scroll down, enter your name and email address and click on the Stem!-button. Your address will only be used to send you a conformation request.
   
5. After clicking the Stem!-button a small window will be displayed with the question: Weet je zeker dat je je stem wilt versturen? Translation: "Are you sure about your vote?" Click on OK.
   
6. If everything goes well you'll receive a message to conform your vote. So last, but not least: confirm your vote by clicking the link, don't forget this. That's all!

On behalf of the whole crew of Coolio, thanks for voting

This is a repost to remind you, so skip this posting if you allready voted.

The voting for Dutch Bloggies Contest is started and we need your help to win! Show your appreciation by voting for us.

The whole contest is in dutch, but voting is very simple:

1. Go to the voting form


2. Click under "Beste linkdump" on Coolio.flabber.nl, 2nd entry.


3. Click under "Beste collectieve weblog" on Coolio.flabber.nl, 1st entry


4. Scroll down, enter your name and email address and click on the Stem!-button. Your address will only be used to send you a conformation request.
   
5. After clicking the Stem!-button a small window will be displayed with the question: Weet je zeker dat je je stem wilt versturen? Translation: "Are you sure about your vote?" Click on OK.
   
6. If everything goes well you'll receive a message to conform your vote. So last, but not least: confirm your vote by clicking the link, don't forget this. That's all!

On behalf of the whole crew of Coolio, thanks for voting

The voting for Dutch Bloggies Contest is started and we need your help to win! Show your appreciation by voting for us.

The whole contest is in dutch, but voting is very simple:

1. Go to the voting form


2. Click under "Beste linkdump" on Coolio.flabber.nl, 2nd entry.


3. Click under "Beste collectieve weblog" on Coolio.flabber.nl, 1st entry


4. Scroll down, enter your name and email address and click on the Stem!-button. Your address will only be used to send you a conformation request.
   
5. After clicking the Stem!-button a small window will be displayed with the question: Weet je zeker dat je je stem wilt versturen? Translation: "Are you sure about your vote?" Click on OK.
   
6. If everything goes well you'll receive a message to conform your vote. So last, but not least: confirm your vote by clicking the link, don't forget this. That's all!

On behalf of the whole crew of Coolio, thanks for voting

"Eh.. we got activity out here, but I don't think we really need to report it"

Check this out:
HQ file 49 MB WMV-file | LQ file 15 MB Mov-file

[LSFW]

And... there's more to explore.

If the European Union has found your company guilty of abusing the "near-monopoly" of your Windows PC operating system and fined you a record 497 million euros ($613 million) this is how it feels:

Time for you to let us know what Bill would think at this particular moment. So add a comment

The first comic of superman online

A real animated gif

308 front pages from 39 countries presented alphabetically on one website.

Counting sheeps or a sheep that counts are both sleep inducing. Good night ;-)