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Thursday October 14, 2004
Mine and Yours...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Neither Hanz nor I get this game...Petals around the Rose...

Jimi hopes for No Bush in 04...as in president or other..?

Haha...a man's clock...(and most women who blog here methinks)...hehe...timely link from David...

Hoohaah..thanks to Racaint I may have found another fetish...Room Mates Fighting...[NSFW]...remember kids if you want to see peaceful and gorgeous babes...hit the Babelog...

Morrison gives us a brilliant flash version of Radiohead's Creep...great stuff...btw is your name Jim..?

Over to the ladies...reckon this guy could give you an unforgetable date..? Del Jones doesn't seem to think so...Naomi...Monique..?

And from me...

Absolutely stunning digital photography from G Terlinden...love the jigsaw bust...

All about my box...nope not what ya think...

There's gold in them thar hills...Ireland..?

So...you're in the forest and you see this...nice..! (via Linkboxed...great site)...

The Nutshell Studies of Unexplained Deaths...or sinister dolls houses...

How about a pair of these punitive shoes ladies..? (last two via The Flophouse...I need the hits hehe..)...

So Who's a Rat..? useful...

Final shocking proof the moon landings was indeed a hoax...for the non Brits amonst us they are the Clangers and used to live with the Soup Dragon...er...on the moon...

Catcha...keep scrolling plenty more to see here...


Posted by Flip at 15:51 5 comment(s)
Wednesday October 13, 2004
Your Links..!
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Jimi has the same taste in erotic fine art nudes as me...Debenport...pure class...for those who prefer babes..don't forget the Babelog...

This has long been one of my favourite sites...pretty sure Dan didn't realise I have traded with him before...hehe...Dannifer Halloween Special...

I'm pretty confused about this link from regular submitter Eddieball...I shall post it just to find out what it's all about...ladies underwear..?

10stb0y calls the youth of America to claim back the holidays...love the picture of the kids in the sea...

Kanagaroo crash catastrophe...Christy this made me sad...

Wooohooo! Jack has fed my new found fetish...with a site dedicated to Girls on Bulls...ummm do they take Paypal...hehe...

Odd bits about the body and brain...thanks John...

Game on...Himalayaya...nice one Lotte420...

Remember the Fleshlight..? Here's a follow up with instructions...thanks for your kind words Fleshjoe...

As a horny young lad I used to fantasise about our Avon Lady...check out her underground blog...thanks for the link Karina...

Snow White meets 7-Up...rude verse from Terrible-T...hehe...

Over to Miquelpusa for the last three...

This guy should take penalties for England...he's that bad...

A repost...but disgustingly funny...way way time to call it a night dude...

There's pulling a wheelie...then there's this guy...


Your links are absolutely brilliant......keep 'em coming and thanks alot...


Posted by Flip at 11:40 11 comment(s)
Tuesday October 12, 2004
Images...Cos Reading at Work Sucks
Category: Cool Linkdumps

King of the road..?

Old hippies never stop protesting...

Karma Toons...the whacky artworld of Doug Compton...

The Euro...a sensible political discussion over its merits please...[NSFW]

Embarassing...a case of give the dog a boner...

Ponder this one...male or female..? [NSFW]

The Dallas Cowboys cheerleader calendar...make a date...

Ladies...never feel sad and lonely again...your very own virtual husband...

Dress up your pc with Doofy's wallpapers...

I thought mini driver was an actress...and a bad one at that...

Daily kung fu tip number one...Monkey Steals Peach...hehe...

Game on Yeti Sports stage dive...it's a mosh thing baby...

Custom carved pumpkins...wow...

I present...Casionova...international rockstar and love God...

Derek's amazing collection of Walmart receipts...ZZZzzzzzzzzz...

They don't make comics like they used to...Wicked Wanda...[LSFW]


Posted by Flip at 10:29 10 comment(s)
Monday October 11, 2004
All Yours...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Great site...fu-qtoo...thanks for the link to Coolios btw...sent in by...fu-qtoo...

Ban This...a cool site joining the E/N gang out on the web...thanks Troy...

An open blog for y'all to contribute...Blogosphere Zoo...cafeRg if you are the admin do you know what you've let yourself in for..? Hehe...

Chris urges all the ladies to stop the urge...WHY..?!!

Over to Convict...

One for Naomi...cute pussy...ahem...

Muhahahhaaa...a new fetish...fast cars and veggie insertions...brilliant...

What mobile phone mast...? Fraud Frond...failing to fool the protestors...

Death by caffeine...I'm a diet coke bloody addict...

Sadistic dog owners...oh man they should be shot...or made to wear the same clothes...

Is there a kerb big enough to grind..?

I feel a tear jerking road trip movie coming on...quick buy the rights...

I dispute this...catergorically...unequivicably...and er hic...ummm what was I sssshaying....

In my day you just took teacher an apple...

Thanks all especially Convict...that was a great set of links mate...


Ooops...Monique posted just before me...sorry sweetie...keep scrolling for more great links!!!


Posted by Flip at 21:43 11 comment(s)
Saturday October 9, 2004
More of Yours...and a Couple of Mine...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Shoot the Ass...hehe...nice find from Randall...

You must be a mind reader Ehsan...I've been looking for a similar tutorial....

The Flesh Light...omfg..! Jeffrey Griffith does yo momma know your frequent these types of pages...hehe...[NSFW]

Sex slavery alive in Europe...what is the world coming to...submitted by Samtingelse...

10stb0y just loves his red-bull...btw your upload link for photoshop images didn't work man...

Game on...paperboy up to date....Monty86 delivers this one...

Over to Me...

Elite Designers against Ikea...

Animated Boobs...everywhere I tells ya....[NSFW]

Will Google ever stop growing..?

So just what is aboard Voyager....and what will Aliens make of it...

French kissing...with bite...


Catcha


Posted by Flip at 21:12 10 comment(s)
Anyone Lost a Suit of Armour..?
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Got an itch that you can't or don't wanna scratch...? Need to tell someone special about it..?

Bush's secret debate scribblings revealed...hehe...both via Blogywood...

The wonderful ZeFrank on Nigerian emails...

Women...shopping and cars...man that's scarily like my missus....

Convince your mom not to vote for Bush...hehe...

As sites go this is a load of balls...

Anyone read Japanese..? [NSFW]

I could call Katinka Matson a budding artist...but I wont...

Speaking of art...the many faces of Fernando Nieto...

World-O-Meters...

The things people leave in lost luggage...a suit of armour..?!

More of those fantasy coffins...a fish..!

Man this is a tough game...how many stars shine in the sky..?

Protected paths for animals...hehe...

I'm currently on my political soapbox over at the Flophouse - over the shocking treatment of the Chagos Islanders...please take a look and contact someone if you feel as strongly as I do...apologies to Coolio for getting political...


Posted by Flip at 10:21 5 comment(s)
Friday October 8, 2004
Sorentos Speaks..!
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Hermaphrodites want their voices heard...

Man you seem pretty interested in this subject...hehe...more here...here...and here...

The Salem witch trials discussed...

And ten common myths on the witch hunts...

Scary secret cults revealed...

A few facts on nukes and radiation...

How your cell phone works...

So is this the latest beat combo the young folk are ahem...digging down the coffee shop..? Cattle Decapitation...

Could the mark of the beast be on every computer chip..?

Thanks for sending them ALL in man...apologies for picking and choosing...only some were a little too deep...hehe...


Posted by Flip at 11:10 7 comment(s)
User Submitted Linkage
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Jimmy sends us the worst Halloween costumes of all time...

Game on...I love this...Handball from Lotte420...

Divinity dildos..? Nice find Bauer...

Mystery Guy makes a clean breast of his voting intentions...[NSFW]

A repost from way back...but still funny as helll...Dirty Bomb from the makers of South Park...cheers Chris...

Over to Convict...

Powerskip your way to work..!

Talk about a hot flush...

School-book him Danno...heavy handed cops lay down the hurt on first grader...

Of corsets sexy...(ouch sorry)...

Three to finish from Miquelpussa...

Spanish police seemingly have never heard of the stinger...ouch...

I've heard of choppy waves...but chopper waves..?

To me bull fighting is an affront to decency...always nice to see a guy getting tagged...

Sorentos...you are blogging like a maniac...I shall post yours later mate

Naomi...of course I shall miss you...take a break...post less...but don't walk out on us...who else will comment on my posts..muhahahahaaa...think about it...in the short time you've been here...you've created an amazing fan base...they need ya..!


Posted by Flip at 10:32 4 comment(s)
Thursday October 7, 2004
My New Fetish...Girls on Bulls...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Naive Curve is simply one of the best sites for fiddling about I've found in a long long time...bravo..!

An employee installed spyware on his boss's computer and proved that the boss spent 10% of his time working...20% of time checking stocks and 70% of the time playing solitaire...the end result..?

Naomi loves guys with tattoos...hehe...

Check your ecological footprint...can give some worrying if not down right terrifying results...

Support the Pat Tillman Foundation...

Art...or childish scribbles..?

It's a puzzle to me what people see in Paris Hilton...

Librarians take on the FBI in privacy stand...nice one...

Canadian kids having a high old time...is it an epidemic..?

Copyscape claims to check the web on your behalf for anyone plagarising your work...ummm it found four matches for my stuff...all were innocent phrases...

American Foriegn Policy...I scored 57%...wonder what Bush would score..?

Girls on Bulls...hoohaah..! [NSFW] via Anothersite...

Bill Maher on Bush...so true...so sad...it's funny...


Posted by Flip at 10:11 4 comment(s)
Wednesday October 6, 2004
You and Me (again...hehe)
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Fantastic collection of photos from a great photoblog...nice one Mehdi...

Hanz sends in one of my favourite sites...Galumpia...as well as this clip of a deer a motorbike and a nasty conclusion...

I saw this on the tv here in UK...cool...clever...caring and sharing dog...thanks Monty86...

Game on Gilligan's Island...great find from Seth Miller...

Did the earth move for ya honey..? Earthquakes mapped cheers Jimi...

Home made mobile phone vibrator...videophones could be interesting...nice one Frup...

Ever farted in an elevator..? Now's ya chance...hehe...hilarious game from Andy Jones...

Pull the udder one...they ain't real...are they..? Miquelpusa creams over milk churns...hehe...[NSFW]

Over to Me...

I've heard of sex in the great outdoors...but isn't this a little extreme..? [LSFW]

Blair and Bush...is it me or are their noses growing..?

The girls of New York City...fresh daily...

Penis Power..! This could make our eyes water lads...

Now we can booze beer all day and never fall asleep...

Spoon art...way too cool...

Catcha


Posted by Flip at 14:54 6 comment(s)
Tuesday October 5, 2004
A Few From You...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Just catching up...not been around my inbox for a week...many apologies...

Monique's last submitted post...the root of all evil is..?

Some useful security stuff for your pc...thanks to Amir Azemati...

Get in early with the trick or treatin'...Grubfest from Theo...

There's something about accidental "nip slips" that's so dammned sexy...nice one Christy...[NSFW]

Great work from Hanz to uncover the previously banned Sponge Bong...Smithers get the lawyers...

A bit of literary culture from Xen...an online novel...Deaths Worse than Fate...

Great looking site taking a look at the underside of Seattle...thanks to Iconoklasm...

So what does your handwriting say about you..? John grapples with graphology...

A Couple From Me..!

The absolute stunning beauty of nature...

Weapons of choice for the insane..?

Pssst...wanna buy some skunk for ya pussy..?

More on Electronic Voice Phenomona...EVP...


Posted by Flip at 12:10 4 comment(s)
Monday October 4, 2004
Gravity Defying Breasts...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Bigger...smaller...bigger...smaller...something to get off ya chest..? [NSFW]

Coincidental winds of change...or a message from God..?

Cybersex...slippy floppy...

Stare at busty women too long...and ya eye's will go funny...[LSFW]

Pizzle Soup...the new Viagra..?

Mormon action figures...stand 'em on ya doorstep and hurl abuse at them...or something...

Let's see how many our worldy wise Coolio's visitors can cross off this list...the Expanded Dictionary of Obscure and Obscene Sexual Terms...[LSFW]

Now that's magic...

This is actually my ISP...I am also an affilliate for them on a couple of websites...maybe this is the reason I've never sold anything..? Good old Ntl...hehe...

Halloween season is upon us...White Noise...scary..!

I think I'll stick to Playboy Bunnygirls...this pussy is a little too pink for my taste...

Re-visit to Group Hug US... daily updates as America pours out its heart...hehe...

Anime fans...not mad...just a bit misunderstood..?

The bud is strong with this one...The Empire Skins Up..!

So...to get hip Pizza Hut hire a punk band to record a jingle...they produce Where the F**k the Cheese Go...search is on for new band...hehe...

Big thanks to Centrocampista over at Blogywood...for sending this to cheer me up..!


Catcha


Posted by Flip at 08:57 3 comment(s)
Sunday October 3, 2004
Shivers...sneezes and aches...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Just a quick one...poor pathetic me has been holed up with flu (read cold hehe)...haven't felt like doing anything but lying with a hot toddy and the History Channel...

The Cold and Flu page...

Jane Seymour can nurse me anytime...

Aligator blood as a cure all..?

Parasite Pals...eyelash mites.?!

Disturbing Auctions...Ebay without the rules...

Are you looking at me..? Or him...her or them..?

Time to dress up satan...

Body slices...nice...

Game on...get lost..!

50 hottest music videos ever...from one of my favourite lads mags...

Just two Johns in Love...hehe...

Got a bit of cash to spare..? Adopt a Sniper...

Game on...Quest of the Ringleaders...adventure with environmental message...

BASE jumping...Norwegian style...

I can see a lot of fun to be had with this sweet looking g-string...


Apologies for any reposts...I'm going back to bed...

Catcha


Posted by Flip at 15:04 4 comment(s)
Tuesday September 28, 2004
Monique Speaks 2 ..!
Category: Cool Linkdumps

I think Coolio is out of the country Monique...pretty sure he'll contact you to join on his return...in the meantime I'm happy to...ahem...slot them in for you...

Maybe this is why my animal magnetism has disappeared...

April Fool jokes all year long...

Sick jokes...puns worse than mine if that's possible...

As a house-husband and only a part time worker this is great advice on speed cleaning my house...not...

How to flush a British toilet..! Are people stupid..? Never realised it was so difficult for ya...hehe...

Sweet and colourful penis dreams...any good for head support..?

Legendary swordsman John Holmes...aaah but did he know how to use it properly..?

Sheep...lizards all of 'em coming out gay and proud...apparently...

Need a Leprechaun for the day..? T' be sure you can...

How to put on a condom correctly...useful...

Fridge magnets dragged into the 21st century...

All about dildos...ahem...interesting...[NSFW]

Rainbow dyeing silk...pretty...

Nature's Framework and God...the earth universe and everything...


Great links..! Looking forward to you joining us...


Posted by Flip at 08:52 6 comment(s)
Monday September 27, 2004
Download a Dildo..?!!
Category: Cool Linkdumps

A huge collection of cars from the movies...

Great little game viral from one of my favourite newspapers...

Talk about copycat...this look familiar to anyone...hehe...

Okay ladies...or I guess some men...do you think this'll catch on..? Teledildonics...

Keep your EYES on the new Toyota...it might aPEEL...(ouch sorry)...

Talk about old faithful...dog reunited after being lost 7 years...

Make a freak with the Freak Machine...

9.5 weeks in 9.5 seconds by rabbits...hehe...[NSFW]

So...what are your kids learning on the internet...muhahahaaaa...

Powder Puff Football...nice...very very nice...

Updated repost...when office supplies attack...

Game on...Puppy Curling...haha...

Internet cold turkey...scary...(via Blogywood)...

You know you're getting old when DJs look younger...hehe...

Catcha


Posted by Flip at 09:47 3 comment(s)
More From You...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

The lotto...a right balls up..! Thanks to Riku...

Thanks to Dirk Vansina for the next great trio of clips...

Okay...woman...pussy...sucking...licking...doggystyle..hard ons...and the link IS suitable for work...hehe...

Women need men...for one thing only...

A FANTAstic sneeze..!

Babelog photographer caught on camera...

I agree Chris...grandad loves videophones....hooohaah...[LSFW]

An absolutely stunning photography collection sent in by Monty...

Hanz wants to know the point of Naptime...hehe...

Another party I missed out on...gotta say the lady with the redish hair and nose stud is absolutely stunning...a personal thanks from me to l0stb0y for brightening my day...


Please check your links before submitting...all three of yours Miquelpusa and the one from Black-Toons were 404's ooops..!

Thanks for the links keep 'em coming...


Posted by Flip at 09:03 1 comment(s)
Saturday September 25, 2004
Me and You...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Would you like a shake with that Big Macbomb..?

This puts a new meaning on the term builders bum...thanks to Indiana for those...

Fake Ass videos...the new site from an old friend Comiczone...thanks to DM...

Dennis has found us yet another nude Dutch star...hooohaah and De thankyou mijn vriend...[NSFW]

Whoeps looks like a great blog...[NSFW]...nice one Roel...

I'll finish your choice with three from co-blogging maniac Monique...have you got in touch ith Coolio yet..?

Goth or Not..? You decide...a repost but updated...[LSFW]

Is that a snake in ya pants...or are you just pleased to see me...uuuuurrrghh...[NSFW]

For the daring man..? More like the idiotic...tattooed penises...[NSFW]

Last few from me...

Apart from Naomi...there is another woman online who emails me...and I just received a personalised signed photo in the post from the delicious ...delightful Kasia... man she is absolutely beautiful...[NSFW]

This Wonderful Life...man who needs real actors...

Prostitute soccer team banned...puts a new meaning into booking a call girl I guess...

One for Monique...but I guess she already saw this...hehe...

One for the ladies...ahead of the male stripper special at Hunk Heaven...Methinks Convict and Peter Pan are in there somewhere...

One for the lads...Jennifer Anniston topless...[NSFW]

Forget sending flowers to the woman of ya dreams...it's a different world out there now...send booze..!

Combover the movie...take heed guys...

Catcha


Posted by Flip at 08:55 4 comment(s)
Friday September 24, 2004
Monique Speaks..!
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Monique is blogging like a maniac...you should mail Coolio to join up..!

My dreams are pretty boring...what do yours mean..?

Flagellation...beats me why they do it...

I could really do with an inflatable wife...seriously..!

Or maybe I should check out one of these ladies...

Axillism...parked car sex anyone..? ...[LSFW]

Not everyone appears to like sex...

I don't know whether to laugh or cry...Flip-Flop is another name for a penis...

And you thought only pop stars gave their kids stupid names...

The mythology of sex...and absolutely beautiful art to accompany it...

The amazing Amazonian women...

Too cool...the popsicle penis maker...muhahahaaa...

Thanks Monique......there's loads more...bare with us as we wade through them...keep it up..!


Posted by Flip at 21:09 17 comment(s)
Thursday September 23, 2004
Submitted By You...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

An incredible jump...Soccer drops it's handbag image...and look at me I'm gorgeous...great selection from Miquelpusa...

A repost but still very funny...how Gay is your dog..? Nice one Hanz...

Game on old style shooter Galactica...thanks Dennis...and I think I'm in love with this Dutch tv star...[NSFW]

Nice find from Christy...when will these young girls learn that stripping on a web cam is plain dumb..? Ahem...nice though...hehe...

Maybe this would have been better placed at the Babelog...but hey most men love Aria...(strangely I don't)...cheers to Peter...

Fresh pictures on Reflectoporn...thanks Maurice...[LSFW]

Somehow I don't think this guy will make it to Hunk Heaven...I dread to think what his sex face looks like..hehe...nice one Toeinshoe...

Terrible-T recommends Sucking for Success...and being careful when using a mobile phone...muhahahahaa...[NSFW]

Thanks to Lizzie for the Libertines page...

A few from Convict to round off...

The fastest speeding ticket ever..?

Pampered prisoners...

Russian car art...nice...

I see no ships..!

Sorry for the big post...needed to catch up......more from me later...

Catcha


Posted by Flip at 17:33 14 comment(s)
Tuesday September 21, 2004
Nightime Naughties
Category: Cool Linkdumps

nsfw.bmp

Audio Love Machine

Virtual BJ

Virtual BDSM...not suitable for anyone really...STRONG WARNING


Posted by Flip at 20:39 5 comment(s)
Wet and Sloppy on the Farm
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Request a Song...thanks to songtress Sarah...

Russ gets all wet and sloppy on the farm...hehe...I like it...

Maybe a repost...but it's always good to beat the wall...cheers Lotte...

The fake boyfriend pillow is selling extremely well in Japan...Theo says he's gonna buy one so he can sneak out...ooops just dropped him in it...

Movie time from prolific poster Dirk Vansina...a case of the FAT and Furious...and SOS...thinking of which..what one thing would you take on a desert island..?

Timely reminder for you all...10 reasons NOT to drink...cheers to MIckey J Barczyk...you have a great site there btw...Knarka...

My turn...

So you think that unbreakable bike lock means your bicycle is safe...think again...

Game on...Squid Soup...infuriating...

I think we should send the I'm Working door sign to Coolio keeper of the Babelog...

Cooking with lava...but wouldn't everything smell/taste of rotten eggs..?

Ummm this looks suspiciously like the first website I ever made...

God...the FAQ...(frequently asked questions)...that's it I'm dammned...

Ooops... keep scrolling for a great set of links from Nimbus...sorry man I'm not used to early bird posters around here...

Catcha


Posted by Flip at 09:07 5 comment(s)
Monday September 20, 2004
Are You Talkin to ME..? (repeat)
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Rarely do I find an erotic art site with the WoW Factor...Rebbeca Tillett's work is absolutely one of those...(via