It’s always advantageous to be wealthy.

H2O2-powered go-cart.

Porn + bad taste. Indubitably.

Riding up the crack: Backless G-string “revealed.”

Perhaps you need to be aware that the content of the following links are classified as [NSFW]

A roll on the lawn.

Señorita Puente is one hot hardbody.

Well-shod beauties.

No holds barred: Around the world to pop the weasel.

Sweet 'n spicy like a ripe mango: Hawaiian hottie.

Rui Sakuragi is a gift from the Japanese pantheon.

How To Impress A Woman

How To Impress A Woman
Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy her things,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to Impress a Man
Show up naked.
Bring cold beer.

Dante in the 21st century: Heaven to Hell w/ a ballpoint pen. (An impressive wall hanging, sans the watermarks, of course.)

Somebody's dreaming: I Must Destroy the Evil Bear.

Either versus computer or human opponent, Bowman is a justifiable repost.

Imagine being able to morph wings.

Searching for British ancestors?

Inflatable, portable office.

Spray-paint-messaging bicycle.

WTF – Coat-hangar astronaut?!

For these pseudo-celebs, it’s 24/7/365 Halloween! (via Bookofjoe)

Appreciative of exquisitely formed Japanese beauty? View the galleries of Glassdoll.

This evening, we’re off to the cinema to watch the new Tom Cruise film, Collateral.

Blue Bunny Talent Show.

Next, watch Mr. Donut’s Emergency. (via Designers’ Lunchbox)

Funk the Flash: Hip-Hop History of SciFi.

Rated guide to high-performance rechargable batteries. (via LetsGoDigital)

Behold…the God Box.

A six-day week would ensure longer days.

So many people are taking the drug, it is building up in rivers and groundwater.

Last year, Coolio posted a remark about his abiding interest in archaeology; I expect that this site would grip his interest.

Large collection of musical loop packs.

Add BugMeNot’s Web registration-bypassing service to Firefox’s right-click context menu.

BitTorrent files for TV shows.

Thy gonads art crushed.

Park the car.

“9 Beet Stretch is Ludwig van Beethoven's 9th symphony stretched to 24 hours, with no pitch distortions.”

5,000 Ways to Earn a Living. I don’t see ‘hooker” listed; but, for some people, “pounder” & “pricker” remain optional trades.

Add this phrase to your Brit. Lexicon.

Soda-can & beer-bottle collections. Beverage-container museum.

So-called scary dolls.

Psychotic-female masks.

T-Shirt for math geeks.

200+ American castles.

My conviction is that it’s always more entertaining to root for the worst team.

Backpack the world.

New to me: Japanese pizzas. Let’s see…I’ll have a jumbo w/ Shrimp, Squid, Octopus, Clam, Scallops, Crab Legs, and toss on some extra seaweed. Washed down w/ a Sapporo Black. On second thought, just the beer, thank you. Pronto!

Changing Faces One Slap at a Time. (via Serewicz News)

Cat-poop coffee beans are pricey pellets.

Boston, November 6, 2004: Festival will offer close to 100 Belgian-style beers.

Rant-in-Your-Undies contest.

Appealing photography – not a reference to the mineral MnPO4.

Tragic story. If only young Dregis Freeman had succeeded in thwarting those cruel bastards.

She’s got the bride under her wheels.

Vegans will cheer for the bovine escapees.

Abnormality of either celebrating or flaunting (which shouldn’t take much effort) “supersize” bodies.

Eighteen-year-old German responsible for 70% of computer viruses received in 2004.

Heads-up warning…56K dialup users will be frustrated here: Exuberant Japanese automotive murals. (via Harmful)

Story that’s popping up like poisonous mushrooms all over the blogscape today….It’s your call: Is this authentic reconstructive surgery – or just a publicity hoax? Bizarre individuals. Article contains this embedded link. Suitable contestants for "Miss Plastic Surgery" pageant? Invite them over to your place for the weekend.

This guy has stepped into the outer limits of sanity. A bogus, trans-species body-mod post-op?

On this page, you’ll find a chart that identifies 16 different ET races.

Plague of hailstones.

Belated Tour de Lance humour.

Unless your car is a piece of shit, doesn't it deserve hotter ass than flabby white chicks? Surely they didn't manage to raise any funds!

Perhaps you entertain a corset fetish? [LSFW]

SAW: 'Before dawn, make your choice.' View the trailer now. (via JoBlo)

Battered Paris.

Tattooed geeks or spods or dweebs.

Photographic scavenger hunt.

Photography w/ interesting perspectives.

Download the demo, and drop your marbles.

Peasant’s Quest. (via Adventure Forums)

Wacky martial-arts something-or-other.

More than a mouthful, too. [LSFW]

'Why are you people obsessed with shitty technology that died over 20 years ago?' 'You are all obviously sick! Do you sit in a cupboard and smell them or something?' Read more arsey hate mail.

How’s this line for a defense plea: “I was practicing a foreign language.”

Another female teacher arraigned on charges of bopping a teen student.

Newest crop formations in Southern England. (In this story, someone by the name of Verity Bullock is quoted as saying, “I can’t believe it.” Well, if your name means truth, you should live up to it!)

Lake Vostok. – one of 70 lakes that have been located beneath the Antarctic ice table.

Modern-day crypto-zoology. (via Paraview)

Genre of portrait photography that’s some people’s gig: The Dark Erotic Vision of John Santerineross. (via Dark Matter)

We salute these splendidly stacked Japanese lovelies! [NSFW]

12-Step Program for Creativity. (via Integration Research)

2,851 movie title-screen captures. A labour-of-love project.

At WalMart, “two thongs” do not make a conviction.

Doodle in the box.

Top 10 Sexiest & Top 10 Unsexiest Men in the World. Timberlake included on both lists!

A family heirloom?!

No balls: We’ll not speculate on the boy’s probable gratitude.

Just a reminder.

Mostly tame guff for a Monday, but venture to enjoy these picks anyway...

Dead rat in a glass exhibit case.

Enter your list of the best 15 albums from the past 5 years.

The fluffers are ready – but they need you to book your flight to Bosnia as soon as poss. Jenna, Sunrise, Tawny, Brianna, et. al. must offer you a tutorial before your departure.

Expedition to a Peruvian cave.

Trolls, vampires, werewolves – ever visit such a club?

Five good guys gone green. Dynamic designs!

Opening in theatres this coming October – a new film from the creators of South Park. Ah, marionettes are back….Reminds me of those figures in Joe 90 & Fireball XL-5.

Illustrator Dave Dorman interviews Alien & the Predator. Alien FAQ.

PC born in an ironworkers' factory.

Sheer Flash-art attack. Quite marvellous work. Great titles for songs, too, don’t you agree? (Wait until the page fully loads.)

We suspect that any semblance of a plot in Mach would be a very subsidiary concern. View the trialer. (via Ufies)

Ten Laws of Bad Science Fiction. (via Physics & Astronomy Community)

Many guys would want to “sync it” with these babes. (via Maddux Business Report)

Apparently, it's already the post-metrosexual era: Enter the Emo boy. (Another goofball label. Many ladies remain at wit's end hoping for honest, true-blue men -- not media cut-outs.)

Valid response to Why doesn’t Coolio store his Babelog on a mainland China server?

A new feature in the next version (aka 'San Andreas') of Grand Theft Auto will be...a "food mechanic." Read more.

The Donnas – a legit before-&-after comparison? Who gives a crap about their so-called career?

Cutting-edge link from my extensive set of wristwatch bookmarks.

Cobra chases two Porsche Carrera GTs on the Autobahn. (approx. 29MB)

Obituary for Georgia’s porcine monster.

Led Zeppelin thong question.

WWSD T-Shirt.

It’s all illusory – albeit, in a grand sort of way.

Japanese parents now legally permitted to name their children outrageously – e.g., “Piles,” “Prostitute,” or “Vagina.”

"Exhibit A" evidence that we’re living in a dog-eat-dog world.

Looking to earn some supplementary income? You could become a (synthetic-human) skinbag outlet/distributor.

Courtesy product from the Thai Elephant Conservation Center at Lampang.

Category shortlists for the 11th Annual Erotic Awards (at the Night of the Senses.)

Go "around-the-world" with any of these pretzle girls. (Paysite, but the previews show great flexibility!) [LSFW]

Batman Begins trailer. Christian Bale’s batsuit.

If you have a deep-rooted fear of flying, then bypass these images. (via The Cellar)

Automotive logo closely resembles diagram of female reproductive system!

Beginner-level guitarists should appreciate a decent chord guide.

Supposed honesty in album-cover art.

Any one of these zen gardens would constitute an ideal backyard for seeking peace of mind.

Try to stump this 20-Question generator!

Gum blondes. That's right, chewing-gum.

Escher-inspired design for new Audi A6 commercial. (approx. 5MB)

Would you take a dump in the glass outhouse?

A "mature" Webcomic. (via Furl)

Concept-Website for French music manager, Pedro Winter. (via Elektrolink)

Quite imaginative A/V design company.

MovableType 3.1 – new features.

How many w.p.m. do you read?

Allegedly, it’s Beckham’s ball.

Maybe quaff a few, then take a leak. (via Aussie Beers)

Kiera Knightley’s tame touch-up.

Codified PHONE.

Be sure to frivolize some of your day. Just plain fun.

Also play: Poolside Sumo.

Does this “thong” qualify as a tease? In other words, why bother wearing it? Ass-fanciers will appreciate this fine mesh outfit.

Model Christina. Her beauty is of the one-in-ten-thousand class. Sign up for the free trial, and then you can watch a tribute to her terrific boobs. [LSFW]

Guide Pissoir.

Ass in Hell, Another Bloody Day in Paradise, Asbirin, Jump Up & Kiss Me, Red Rectum, Smack My Ass & Call Me Sally. See more fiery names for bottled hot sauces.

Do aliens really exist? Supposedly, "we'll know in 20 years."

Construct a paper model of the M41-A pulse rifle used by Private Hudson in Aliens.

Regardless of the size of the structure, CDI is amply equipped to demolish it.

Recent crop formations in Minnesota & Wisconsin.

All the worldwide hardcore yo-yoing news you could possibly swing. Also, yo-yoing videos.

Prepare to be impressed w/ caboodles of totally fantastic artwork. (via ConceptArt Forums)

"Your ideal job is a puppeteer." Discover your career of destiny. (via Office-Humour)

We knew they were morons before they donned the costumes.

Complete your profile sketch before the cops haul you in for questioning.

Morning-after hallucinations are one of the risks you might incur.

Population decline in Shenectady.

Official site for the Alien quadrilogy.

Aren’t mules supposed to be sterile?

It’s my concerted belief that this page lacks normalcy.

Naughty automata kits.

Duelling dildos. [NSFW]

Further to Matt’s welcome link (below) re Yamato – the Japanese percussion trio: Drumming multimedia that’s sensational.

“A Sound of Thunder stars Ed Burns and Ben Kingsley in a [Ray Bradbury] SF story about a time travel safari that goes wrong, with disastrous consequences for the world.” Preview the trailer. (via Fangoria)

Rock ‘n Roll freak show. (via BME Encyclopedia)

Seagal sings the blues?

Taiwanese anechoic chamber – in which loudspeakers are tested.

PC Death Squads: Computer executions. Also, the Illustrated Guide to Computer Distruction.

Barge into the world championships of swamp soccer.

Fully furnished or missing a chair upstairs: Which IKEA personality-type are you?

Interactive 'pPod guide' to clean loos in London.

No Church at the hot night club. Unlovable Love no longer at-large.

Wash those big balls down with Bull Snort Brew.

Portfolio of gang photography. (via Blasted News)

At any hour, day or night, you might need emergency protection!

Get it into your head before giving awesome head.

The “shitter” cartoons. (via Kerfuffle)

Igor, bring me the fresh brain – don’t eat it!

The average "speed is 28 miles (45.05 km) per hour." Precious little time for a man to say, "I'm cumming."

A Vancouver reviewer’s comments re the Nimoy/Shatner album:

“While I appreciate the fact that two trekkers have made utter fools of themselves on this record, I have to wonder why Han Solo and Chewbacca never got their own album!?!?! Han is clearly tougher than Spock, and Chewbacca could kick Kirk's butt across the Klingon territories. I just don't understand this logic. Here would be my ultimate album:

1. I Raped Kirk - Darth Vader and the Vaderettes
2. Shove Those Pointed Ears (Up Your Bum) - The Cantina Band
3. Scotty's Got Alzheimers - Princess Leah (feat. Snoop Dogg)
4. Chekov Is A Wigger - The R2D2 Posse
5. Grand Moff Tarkin Should've Been Named Grand MUFF Tarkin (Because He's A Pussy) - The Lightsabres

so please do us all a favor, and all Star Trek fans please kill yourself now. do it. Live Short And Prosper.”

Fill your ears with online radio.

Time-travel discussion forum. (via WebRing)

Just a glimpse of Trishelle. [NSFW]

Journey, REO Speedwagon, Styx – I’d puke before the vessel sailed out of port.

Preferable to stay at home and listen to the new Wm. Shatner album.
Most everyone has his infamously torturous version of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds somewhere in their MP3 collection. (via rico)

Lots of musical witchery.

Spam subject-line cartoons. (via Eyebeam)

Google, circa 1960. Hahaha!

Who, as a child, hadn’t owned a ViewMaster?

Bird-brained flight conditions. (A neighbour of mine breeds homing pigeons; I’ll pass the story on to him.)

Potable glazed doughnuts? They've got the chemistry all wrong.

Overview of Johnny Whatever. He looks like a reincarnation of Sid Vicious. Download the DivX trailer.

How to spot a rich bastard.

Miss Georgia Sex Offenders 2004 Pageant. (via YouThink) We suspect that Charlize Theron will gear up to reprise her Monster rôle. Or, perhaps, another instalment of Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer? Sheesh.

Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest 2004. Here’s the spoiler, damn it: ‘She resolved to end the love affair with Ramon tonight . . . summarily, like Martha Stewart ripping the sand vein out of a shrimp's tail . . . though the term "love affair" now struck her as a ridiculous euphemism . . . not unlike "sand vein," which is after all an intestine, not a vein . . . and that tarry substance inside certainly isn't sand . . . and that brought her back to Ramon.’

It doesn’t really matter if you’ve been “there” – wear the frickin’ T-Shirt anyway.

Lance the Unstoppable – barring some idiot colliding with him.

Vanity license plate revoked.

From the what-will-they-think-of-next category: Mobile-phone booth.

A marvellous hotel-on-the-water in Neuchatel. I wonder: Has our co-blogger, Matt, stayed there? Guys, when travelling to Switzerland, romance your woman at the Palafitte!

Stunning b/w images. (via Concientious)

High rate of w.p.m. – but definitely not an error-free typist. Who’s complaining?

She should patent the cure for erectile dysfunction! [LSFW]

Can we stir up some sort of incantation to prevent him from having more progeny? Jeepers creepers!

Such a low-budget production couldn’t afford the rights to use The Beatles’ Helter Skelter in the soundtrack. (via Charlie Manson – a timelessly harrowing saga.)

Partying for ascetic people. I suppose that’s the extent of their kicks. Weird though. (via Sea of Noise)

They more-or-less defy musical categorization. The band clearly has real talent and I hope soon to buy a copy of their Solid-Gold Selection CD.

MOMA’s skyscraper exhibition. Superb presentation.

Flash seek-bar bookmarklets. Clever, isn't it?

Daily dose of imagery. (Presumably all work-safe content.)

Your slutty options today: Buy; Notice; Sell (via Anglepoised)

Then explain (or bitch about) your fatigue.

Visit Fugitive Images. (via Wooster Collective)

A splendid ed. of one of English literature’s most famous stories – lovingly scanned.

A studio well-worth visiting several times per week. Where you can view such metallic marvels as these pencil-sharpener dogs.

But you'll have to look elsewhere for El Blimpo the Cat.

“Somewhere in the Irish Sea….” Checkmate!

Perhaps a cuppa joe can make you forgetful?

Your Japanese name-generator thingy. Supposedly, I would known as Saruwatari Asuka in Nippon. Lawrence-san will do, thank you.

Easily the most luscious triple-temptation I’ve seen this summer. [LSFW]

Oh yeah, this femme fatale is ready for absolute abandon! And a well-chilled bottle of Taittinger would be the perfect accompaniment. [NSFW]

This story is a week old – but the result of imbibing 15 pints of lager remains a nasty lesson.

However, another drunk fared appreciably better.

Now here's a dude w/ a plan for recovery from his indulgence!

Flight crew role reversal.

Pie-graph depicts miniscule percentile for the pacifists.

Tim Robbins & Samantha Morton star in the new scifi flim, Code 46. (Brief synopsis.)

NYC’s upcoming Godzilla film festival.

Freakish reptiles.

Video of 27-pound Dutch rabbit.

Retarded animal babies 10. (via 365JokePlace)

A lengthy article – summed up for the attention-deficit readers, it basically says that Olympic athletes are very active in their “f**k-fests.”

Terrific T-Shirts.

“Females out-lusting the most lusty of animals.” “Very few blind people join the nudist colony.” This file is approx. 7.4 MB.

NY Times’ 1000 Best Movies Ever Made.

Some recent Asian films. – “from jawdropping Kung Fu and stunning action to intense dramas and edgy thrillers.” (via Western Movie News)

Album-cover clonings. (via Scrubbles)

Röyksopp Remind Me video.

Unedited recordings of being elsewhere.

Fisticuffs – with requisite horseshit included.

Muppet phenotypes.

Collection of beer glassware.

No matter what your age, Crayons colour some of your memories of childhood. But they no longer make burnt umber!

Laptop suitable for your little sister or niece.

Suprnova mirror, by category subject. (via Litezone) Something to watch while eating your dinner: 1000 Things Removed from Human Body.

Photos of Earth’s atmospheric conditions. (via QuickNetGuide)

Games & Flash stuff to confiscate an afternoon.

For computer-generated-music aficianados: Interactive video.

This Land – sing-along w/ two laughable political goofs.

Mrs. Slocombe's pussy references.

Not just single turd, mind you, but a pile!

Play the blood way.

Yeah, she’s a mighty healthy-looking girl – but a she’s got the wrong soother in her mouth.

Vida Guerra has a smokin’ hot form. [LSFW]

Pop-stars’ trash. Halle Berry, Nicholas Cage, Steven Spielberg, Madonna, Schwarzenegger, et. al. They say a person’s bankbook will tell as much as his/her diary. Probably their trash contents, too!

Movie villain quiz. (via The Reckoning)

Our British readers will find many happy memories re ice lollies.

How the London Tube might look by 2016. (Please note that this file is in .pdf format.)

Extensive resources for Flash coders.

3D gaming: Curveball.

Zemanova galleries. [NSFW]

Think about it: You wouldn’t want to “cause cosmetic undesirable changes to the penis.” Right?

You want weirdness…you got it! Ordinary people living an eldritch existence.

Wanna see a fourth installment in the “Dead” series?

3,000-year-old mummy seen from the inside.

Here's a dark summertime read for the rock 'n roll bookworms.

Behind 3 doors: Animations, Graphics, & Illustrations. (via Daily DesignBlog)

Gran Turismo 4 is coming to PS2 next winter…Make sure you check the car list.

U2’s new album demo may have been stolen.

Flip, I’ll purchase my flight ticket today – see you at the Festival in August!

Become newly obsessed w/ alluring Alexandra. (Anyone have in-the-buff pics?)

ActressAmy Sedaris has a smile I would accept as my last view on Earth. Not that I’m feeling eschatological about her.

Doggy cargo. (Repost from way back.)

TeamcHmAn 3 ::: These guys make some funky, streetwise graphics.

Designer toys from Hong Kong & Japan.

Not the beaver he really wanted to munch on.

Intrinsic value of a BJ.

An apology, of sorts.

Final word: Adios!

Do you know your roadway signs? (via Projek MYUBA)

Japan Geek Hierarchy v. 1.1 – quite the lineage. (via Gen Kanai)

The Dredd Chin Competition.

Size up these provocative illustrations.

Replay, but still hilarious.

Voodoo beer.

Two handsful indeed.

Coolio's mascot, Bullie, is summering at the cottage.

Orgasms. from Around the World. (via Rated Toons)

Can you possibly be ready for The Adventures of the Lactating Man? (via NinjaTune)

The ugly man of Yamba.

The magic realism of make-up.

Stupid People Shouldn’t Breed.

Everything about corkscrews. (via PrimaSoft)

Global-climate animations. (via Weather Info)

Quite impressive images of aircraft flight simulators.

Latest & best in Japanese cinema.

Iceland is a siren-call in my life. Until I reach that island, I have a collection of antique maps. But, there are better views.

Feeling a bit too cheery this summer? Reading this book could be the antidote.

Sony's PS3 to be introduced at E3 next May.

Iraqi mortar-attack survivor now in US.

Her pussies.

Clearing out one of my e-mail inboxes today, I rediscovered these Chinese proverbs. No doubt, some of our readership have seen them elsewhere. Nevertheless....

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Alright, I’ve been lethargic, but it’s the first I’ve seen Mini Euro 2004.

You know, I would have noticed it before the first sip!

Mr. Moore gets slammed hard. Surely you don't think that there's a libel case brewing?!

Wireless broadband, whatever it takes – even, for some people, if it means parasitism.

Hotel Blythe – interesting Flash treatments, but what is it promoting? Perhaps Naomi has the answer.

Images from Iceland – one of the places I most want to experience.

Anxiety Culture Webzine.

Build your own story. Admirable.

Variety of superb “media exploration” from Chicagoans.

Funky illustrations. (via Deformat)

MP3 covers of Blur's classic Parklife album. (via Culture Deluxe)

Run ‘n Roll away the minutes.

If your GF suffers from Ithyphallophobia, you had better move on.

Be apprised succintly of how every movie ends. Top marks!

Review your memories on this camwear.

Erotic boardgame from antiquity.

Bramble Goblinfrost will make me bloody rich.

Bow Man isn’t sophisticated by any measure – just retro-cool.

Semi-nude Russian celebs.

Darn near 100 per cent contentment in my home. (via All Kyoto)

29 July — 01 August: Going down, Down Under.

Well-put-together Aussie singer, Delta Goodrem. Oh, so very fine!

Walking, talking, flirting billboards.

Update on the world’s tallest man.

The galactic blue wave – for the astronomers amongst our readership.

"Goin' Downtown" is common practice with Bonobos at the San Diego Zoo.” A 3MB clip of these apes.

The Pussy Snorkel merely scratched the surface at the sex-patent office. (via TickleFight)

Ladies may wear this cup when they’re in a less-than-discreet mood. (via Culture in the Blender)

Either gender can wear patriotic T-Shirts, perhaps to ingratiate themselves in foreign lands. (via Dress for Success)

Hot damn, we're in the zone with these slurping wenches. And not a phoney cameltoe in sight! [NSFW]

Come on class, suck teacher’s titties!

Cambodians ought to be advised that cows are generally satisfied with salt licks.

Better than having an insect in your soup.

New alien-themed TV series. (via SciFi)

Face-&-Torso casting kits.

Larger-than-life roadside attractions. (via Kissell’s ITODT)

We’re not talking about the bees’ knees – no, it’s the cat’s ass.

Directly import the latest electronic gadgetry, “often available only in Japan.”

Play: Ratinator adventure game. Playing Boonga incognito.

Trance vibrator – suitable for Rez.

He plays the keyboard w/ his balls. I'm not going to criticize his sense of rubato!

A "happy e-mail alternative." (via Anvari)

Flabby-assed caped wonders. (via Garbage House)

Damn, I had intended to have this post online just after midnight today, but the "Save" button in the MovableType editor reapplied itself as "Delete." Another vexing incentive to transfer to a more efficient service! Anyway, for what it's worth, here's my previously delayed entry....

This year’s Wimbledon winner is beautiful – and, yes, only 17 years plus 3 months. Lovely beyond her age: Maria Sharapova on the court. Stunning woman to-be?

I’ll admit that my life this summer is somewhat starved for outward events. [NSFW]

Despite the view, this sweater might be a fashion faux pas?

“Thou whoreson mandrake, thou art fitter to be worn in my cap than to wait at my heels.” Random-generated Shakespeare insultor. (via Cavalcade)

Saddam’s gold-plated AK-47.

Is the Quanak a “fox with mange?”

Witness one pissed-off pitchman.

Anna Mae might be more inviting than the women some men are humpin’. Not that we want to venture any further into this realm, but here’s a shopper’s comparison. (via Purple Tights)

Darlin', you're looking mighty fine in that tight bikini.

Parading nipples.

Octopi in Ohio?

Ferocious whirlibird.

Traffic-jam forecasting on the Autobahn. (via Keys Corner)

Large pictogram crop formation in California.

Hmmm…it’s the Klingon version of Google.

Are you in the UK? Pull on the shirt.

Admire the design layout for M.Night Shyamalan's The Village, to be released July 30. Stirs the premonition of authentic creepiness.

Silly Putty Physics Experiment. (via Australian Yahoo Directory)

"Short-cut" method for using the castration board.

Photoshopped image, perhaps…but the title is mildly provocative. (via The Superficial)

Ladies, my chest hair isn’t my most valuable asset...not yet, anyway.

Who’s ready for permanent makeup?

Anatomical exhibition of real human bodies.

It might be inadvisable to drive a black car.

Shine on, crazy Wembley lights.

Zero points for his spotters.

Choose the dream you want to experience.

Impressively rendered graphics: Can you make your way through all 99 Rooms?

The Municipality of Greater Toronto’s Water Authority has produced an emulative public-service announcement.

Today is my natal day, so I knew that I must select a world-class beer as the party beverage. (Usually I steam lobster, but this year I’m preparing a shrimp dish w/ Basmati rice, spicy hot w/ Tabasco sauce.) Life looks good sometimes. And, even better tomorrow, when I make my de rigueur birthday “cake” – Le Fraisier, an elegant French version of strawberry shortcake. (I prepare my version in a square pan and don’t lavish the top w/ decorations.) Mmmm, Grand Marnier-soaked génoise, crème pâtissiere, Diplomat cream, marzipan, plump fresh strawberries, all served w/ Darjeeling Tea. When in Paris, buy this succulent dessert at Stohrer, located at 51 rue Montorgueil 2e.

Why mention this at all? Because good food plus good lovin’ is the daily happiness equation. Get your ass in gear, your mind focused, find true meaning in your life & enjoy it!

[I trust that Coolio & my co-bloggers will suffer me for bleating this "warm 'n fuzzy" rant. But, we have a very large & varied audience, so it will have connected to a few souls. Damn it, I'll return to my normal ways ASAP.]

This summer, I’d like to see every entrant in the Olympic diving competition perform like this arsehead. Then the games would start to get interesting again.

Do you believe the claim that trans-fatty acids aren’t a healthy constituent of your diet? Some cool shit. Partially [NSFW]

Flash Lite 1.1 ought to be rated totally thumbs up.

Covet this new digicam.

She likes to milk them stone hard.

Today is Canada's National Birthday. (I actually preferred when it was known as Dominion Day because it had more of a unified feel to it.) Some of our celebrants.

Lineup of events in Ottawa.

Tonight, I'll be drinking this quite superb, locally-brewed London Porter. (Must go downstairs and place them in the refrigerator now!)

Some people might salute the red-maple-leaf flag; but I'll direct your attention to a flaming-hot redhead. [NSFW]

Ah, poop…they’ve perverted the Labrador breed!

Pronounce the fitting punishment for the perpetrators of this cruel act. Rotten buggers.

No future for this couple.

What exactly is the nature of this tactical emergency?

Would you kiss a woman who had the breath of a bulldog – or a T-Rex?

Would you really be totally unsatisfied w/ your BMW’s original bodypaint? Examine the absurdly decorated Danger Car.

Can't you wait until the 8th of August? Go ahead, have a few practice runs in the meantime. Somehow, I’m reminded of that scene from Woody Allen’s film, Manhattan, in which Woody steps into a conversation semicircle at a party. A bimbo mentions that she finally had an orgasm, but her doctor told her that it was “the wrong kind.” Woody, staring at her in utter disbelief, collects his thoughts and replies, “Not me, every one of them has been right on the money.” Brilliant!

Ladies, these Hanky Panky lacy thongs are simply the hottest-selling undies. Buy one in every colour and wear them every day!

Bookmark this site. and return to its revamped pages later this week. Gorgeous Latino Ladies.

Enter Gish.

Convince the easily deceived that you can sketch.

Extraordinary nocturnal images of Hong Kong.

Ullrich, Tyler, Mayo, Basso, Heras: they’re in top form – it’ll be the toughest-ever competition for Armstrong. (And a more demanding course than last year.)

Design has a dream-like essence.

Live-action concept advertisement.

Mr. Wizard: A Nike film by The Friends of Speed.

60-metre indoor snowboarding camp!

Promo for Paula.

Surely one of my co-posters has linked this game already?

Swing w/ this crazy little timewaster.

Not my kinda girl.

Population: 1000!

Archdruid wants the megalithic monument back.

The baby’s father has “hopped” town.

Lava beds, strange walls, beehive kilns, etcetera.

World's 50 Highest-Paid Athletes. Likely a repost?

I often refer to this huge list of breweries.

Ruins in Japan.

For what it's worth...jetliner food.

Free the Pharoah. After having made a mummy.

Small-minded, but nifty Pencilmation.

Play with your two balls & four paddles.

Should you join the Team Laser Explosion?!

About 12 years ago, a workmate gave me a copy of this “recipe” which I rediscovered this morning in a storage carton. There’s no point complaining to me if you think it’s utterly corny. Of course, I won’t presuppose anyone’s sense of humour, so here it is:

INGREDIENTS:

2 Laughing Eyes
2 Loving Eyes
2 Well-Spread Legs
2 Firm Milk Containers
1 Fur-Lined Bowl
2 Large Nuts
1 Large Banana

DIRECTIONS:

Look into laughing eyes. Spread well-shaped legs. Slowly squeeze & massage milk containers very gently, until fur-lined mixing bowl is well-greased. Add banana and steadily work in-&-out, until well-creamed.

Note: Bread is done when banana is soft. Be sure to wash utensils thoroughly. Licking the bowl is optional.

If the bread starts to rise…find another bowl?

Attn. collectors: Battlestar Galactica action figures coming on the market this Sept. & Dec.

Proposed list of 100 Top Albums of the 1970s. (Re the Top Ten...over the years, I've listened, for example, to Nos. 1, 2, 3, 7, and 10 innumerable times.)

CD's probably won't last indefinitely.

America’s goofiest patents.

Approx. 100 Brits caught flagrante delicto during “acts of debauchery.”

Play around: Beckham's Penalty Shootout.

Spider-Man vs. True Spider Superpowers.

Severina Vuckovic has urged the return of a tape from her “private collection" that's been leaked to the Web. (I have not downloaded the file. But, for the record, here's a possibly viable link. I won't speculate about how hardcore it could be rated. Your judgement call.)

Skit reminds me of a show at Montreal's Just For Laughs festival.

Full version of that Mercedes Roadster anthropomorphic-clouds ad.

Cool Flame – enjoy the game. (To be fair, dial-up users might attempt to pull this transfer down the pipe to the peril of their patience. Before too long, most of us will have WiMAX connections. It's also already a total way of life for many people in Seoul, San Paulo, Antwerp, Shanghai and Hydrobad. It gives you 70-megabyte/sec. throughput rates. That's up to 50 times the speed of cable & DSL lines. So much for my patience.)

Coolio cracks up over these trunk-monkey commercials. Me, too.

The place where Salvador Dalí created his masterpieces.

Umpteen photos of nearly everything.

Baby, open your eyes to the BBC Motion Gallery.

What movie villain might you resemble?

A blender that some shithead bozo is gonna buy.

Pubs, bars, drinking….

Sink Ya Drink.

Lots of vim – but no vigour.

Time to decide: Dog toy or marital aid? (On the far side of some relationships, the partners would ask, "Is there any difference?")

Cripes, the avenging monkey, the dog's rubber toys, and next...the rodent. One of the funniest miniclips I've seen recently!

Sure are a friggin' lot of them.

SciFi & Fantasy stories set in Ireland.

‘Most untranslatable’ word on our planet.

The World’s Tallest Building (for Now).

Mega-sized image of Vancouver – or “Hong-Couver,” as Western Canadians sometimes refer to the metropolis.

Perhaps images of this cactus & the arid land make one thirsty for an El Diablo, Marguerita, or Mexico Pacifico?

Death sentencing in the snail containment unit.

Bizarre western Ju-on remake, The Grudge.

Vietnamese man has the hair-or, the hair-or.

"It had the barbed wire fence covered up." Grab the children & canned goods…then head for cover, damnit!

Habitat House built in 3 ½ hours.

Goof behind the wheel.

Deer ass.

At any moment, day or night, most of us could be vaporized.

Prospect of 28 Days Later.

Schwarenegger & Stallone sought for James Cameron’s USD $200M 3-D scifi picture?

112,610 sq km of concrete in the “home of the free.”

Site presented as “an intelligent guide to free and legal music on the Web.

Forty-one Naomi’s – but an exclusive eight Lawrence’s – registered.

PLAY: Simple archery game.

Otherwise, something for a multi-level challenge.

Engaging A/V experiments. (I’ve downloaded the silent version as a screensaver.)

More-or-less decent-quality interactive 3D animation.

Attention all current-events addicts: Access this innovative & compellingly useful news visualization service (providing linkage via the Google news portal).

Arctic Transect 2004 retrospective.

Signage on the roadways.

How to heed these fake roadsigns?

The enduringly wacky Roadside America.

The Simian Who’s Who.

The Great MP3 Caper. Dispatched by the Electronic Frontier Foundation.

Fellow-percussionists get the craze for this beat-craft.

Another worthy translator-engine to bookmark.

These girls look proud of their chests. Share the pride. [NSFW]

Unrushed surrealistic dreamscape. (One amongst the five dozen finalists.)

Highly creative Sketches & Projects by an M.I.T. grad student.

Turn the pages of "ten of the world's finest [antiquarian] books".

“Glass Bubble That's Bringing Beijing to a Boil.” Who the hell would buy the next proposal from this architect?

Do you wanna detonate a few American destroyers & submarines?

Aye matey, get your supplies online!

PLAY: Ultrainteracitive Kung Fu Mixer!

Glass-of-Beer temperature test. [LSFW]

Bogus sex diet.

No quarrel w/ the evidence that Nicole Richie is one well-put-together hot package.

Hong Kong sure knows how to produce a whoop-ass ad for soft drinks.

Strange force moving electrically powered clocks ahead by 10 minutes.

"The use of this quasi-religious format echoes the concept of astronauts as gods." Enter this fascinating fantasy of Apollo Mission members finding artifacts of a forgotten Edwardian lunar expedition.

Titanic – re-enacted by bunnies.

Between matches, test your clicking-finger/eyeball co-ordination skill.

Not new, but still fairly humourous bedroom scenario.

There's something that I really like about the rear end of an Acura Type R. [LSFW]

Nudist-camp primer. NSFW?

Flip! How long will you be away w/ the Love Honeys? I hope that you’ll mobile-blog for us.

BV, Trichomonas, Trimethylaminuria (TMA) in her diet can cause your woman to smell fishy.

Apple delivers iTunes to Europe.

Daimler Benz in the movies.

The world’s worst waiter?

I’ve always liked art nouveau posters. View a gallery of bicycle ads.

This beer-lover sure is resourceful! (Except, one has to admit, No. 32.)

Are we sexually “cliterate?” A book which, perhaps, we all should read, with the intent of applying our new knowledge. (I hadn’t known, for example, that the clitoris has 18 parts!) As fragrant & juicy as that sliced papaya.

Raumpatrouille: For fans of the fantastic adventure of the starship ORION.

“America’s first phonecam art show.”

PLAY: The Rescue of Mr. “Big Pinky” Malibu.

I went for my routine (yearly) check-up this morning. Believe me, there were no nurses on duty at the Med. Clinic who resembled this hottie. Hmmm, perhaps I should move to Malibu? [NSFW]

This exposé is either hilarious or potentially serious. Or, perhaps, hilariously serious. I laughed. Seriously.

It’s recommended that you think twice about the safety factor of being part of a protest crowd in the near future.

Also, you might want to practice caution downloading The Grey Album.

Julien Cope highlights lost Danish music – and the hour-long Jerusalem aka Dopesmoker track. Takin' stoner rock to the nth degree!

What kind of weed is these cornhusker smokin'?

Alien vs. Predator isn’t on my list of must-see movies.

Arnold Schwarzenneger’s agent has already begun film bookings for the end of the governor's term in 2006.

Itinerary for the 2004 Olympic Torch Relay.

Oh, the mayhem! Have you ever seen such a chain of wreckage?

Netscape 1.1 was the first of Web browser I used (Spring of '95). Note the timelines.

Time magazine's extensive article on the proliferation & impact of blogs.

Admire the interface config for this photo portfolio.

LiveJournal image harvester.

All clear for take-off & insertion. hehehe

I'm a fan of the hotter Dutch fans…yeah! [LSFW]

Many members of our audience will be fans of the half-arsed, yet-ROFL, “singing” careers of Wm. Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, et.al. Here’s the largest collection I’ve found of their desperate tunes. And the ratings options are delightful: Not too horrible; Bad; Really Bad; Awful; Auditory Torture. Make sure that you inflict these tracks on as many other people as possible. Whether or not they deserve it.

Also: Bill Murray’s classic vocalized rendition of the Star Wars Theme.

Gift for Coolio, Flip, and other fans of the world's most popular team sport.

Development of inflatable space stations.

Resources for the obsessively compulsive vinyl-album collector.

Thought you had seen every episode of Funk-Master Flex's Ride show? That is, every episode except this one. Although in need of a new set of rims, it sure would hold a lot of beer!

VW-PC case.

I wonder: Do they eat black-flies & mosquitos? If so, might be advantageous to have a few of them around this summer. Dual-use pets.

Ryoko Yonekura has a refreshing beverage for me. I prefer to taste the former.

Granny knits art genitalia.

A Flash piece that may induce Flip to feel patriotic all over.

Obviously, an age-old rivalry.

"Can you save the mangled pigeon?" asked the braindead caller.

Naomi’s political candidate’s backyard.

Is there an extended version available?

History of the Universe in Seven Snoozes.

Some of our visitors may want to keep Sina Hübner’s portrait on their desktop.

Badass movie images.

Transdermal patch 'boosts women's sex drive.' (May 6 news item.)

You differentiate: Is it a puzzle or is it a magic trick?

Some players can go further.

X-Box gamers should hunger for this game.

Venture into Naruto Dreams.

Apparently, he can walk through a solid wall, too.

Impressive virtual replay of Euro 2004.

Drum Machine: Dumb Out.

Stuff for women who drum.

Had you already seen this footballer ad?

Twang the Monkey for no good reason.

Would these party victims have looked at all sensible -- even if they had been dry?

Your last bed: Customized coffins.

Finally, on the subject of heat.

Quiz your popular-music recognition skills. You'll soon realize that it's not an easy challenge by any standard!

Compare yourself visually & impartially with the Top Celebrities in the World.

High School student denied dream to take porn star to prom. Sadly, he’ll have to select a consolation prize amongst his own classmates. [LSFW]

Note the nomenclature in the address line.

“After nearly a year, it wasn't about Iraq, the Iraqis, democracy, Donald Rumsfeld or oil. It was about them. They just wanted to finish the job they were sent to do so they could go home.” You may want to watch the two trailers: The "Star-Spankled Banner" clip has an eerieness reminiscent of watching Apocalypse Now! or hearing the Hendrix version of the anthem from the '69 Woodstock Festival.

B of the Bang – tallest sculpture in the UK.

Nearly 7,000 languages on the planet.

Could be your Day of Reckoning: Where did the time go?

Before your time expires, would you mind casting your vote?

And then there is the woman who collects coffins....

Putatively referred to as The Great Escape.

F*cking villagers vote against name change!

Watch low-budget films on a rooftop in Brooklyn, NY – throughout the summer of ’04.

Imaginative animated psychedelia.

Finalists announced for the Sidewise Awards for Alternate History.

New Lotus Elise hits 100 kph in 4.4 sec and wrinkles the skid pad at 1.06 g.

Moose sign impounded as evidence against driver or beast?

You'll need to shut off the cooling fans before you fry an egg.

Sex + Study = Higher Grade-Point Average?

Delightful little demo game.

Bring out your inner sumu wrestler.

For Coolio & our beer-loving visitors. (But don't get behind the wheel!)

Animation movie: Do Not Feed The Animals. (approx. 12.6 MB)

Really quite clever Flash module on this corporate design site.

Search back issues of Punkcast.

The 50 coolest song parts (since circa 1970).

A new "galactic" single currency announced in Bulgaria. Bizarre expectations.

Stunning photo of Space Shuttle launch vapor trail.

Project Ornithopter video clips.

Guide to sleeping in airports worldwide. JetBlue Airways’ Flying Pilates.

I’ve never seen anything like this Mammatus-cloud formation over Mexico.

Gotta admit that the newly slimmed-down Anna Nicole Smith sports one bloody hot package.

Flip, does England have such a zestful cheerleader at Euro 2004? [LSFW]

Map (.pdf) depicting how countries line up in the war between free information networks and controlled intellectual property markets.

Collection of vintage playing-cards. Exquisite designs.

Driving-on-a-rainy-day music: Orbital’s The Box, Pt. 2. Groove Armada’s digital home. Jarre-esque music that you’ll treasure.

Can you identify the candybar by looking at its cross-section?

“Creation from the Heart” – Beautifully rendered interactive Shockwave experience.

Yearning to have a similar “page-turning” feature coded into Coolio’s Web site!

Considering that there’s so little of it, this suit should cost next to nothing, don’t you agree? [LSFW]

It’s a friggin’ lie, I tell you, because they haven’t a damn thing to do w/ happiness.

I smell scam.

She’s feeling much better after having removed that restrictive bra.

Whoa – it’s the Journey of Spermo. Featuring none other than the Queen of Cuntia. Talk about Extended Edition.

Planning to put a horse's head in someone's bed? “Revenge is a dish best sent express.”

Arse-free site; but plenty of creative Flash graphics. (Although not exactly an uplifting tenor.)

Have you used Allofmp3? Any complaints?

Satellite images show “Atlantis.” Yeah, right.

Unreal aircraft – all grounded.

I suspect that his real future will be playing the xylophone.

Need a new summertime exercise/weight-loss program? And every day you realize that you've only screwed yourself.

Surely this doesn't remain an unanswered question: ‘Moan, moan, moan… why are women always moaning'?

Dance w/ La Pudeur des Icebergs. You won't be needing your tutu.

The baby’s baptismal brawl.

Requiem for a mouse. They ought to have served cookies, too.

Build your own rollercoaster – then hold onto your lunch.

Very unlikely that you’ll find this magazine in your general practitioner’s waiting room.

Hey kids…it’s time to chillout!

Fun little motorbike game.

Phoney roadsigns.

This tour sure isn’t on my holiday itinerary.

Pack your photo gear for this assignment.

Visit the “Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness.” Bring a sandwich.

Sadly, we see some people’s lives profiled.

Powerful playlists on Cam-Mafia-Radio.

Supposedly, because “premium beer impairs taste.” Creative notion to jumble the words.

Does this image symbolize your view of authority?

Are you leaning over the fence looking at his hole?

Someday on the Misty Island. An "interactive music video [that doubles] as surreal journey through popculture and the opera world."

“The Langley Schools Music Project: 60-voice chorus of rural school children from western Canada, untrained but captivated by melodic magic, singing tunes by the Beach Boys, McCartney, Bowie, and others…..These 1976-77 recordings, captured on a 2-track tape deck in a school gymnasium, weren't staged to achieve money or fame, to sell albums or land a record contract.” Their rendering of Good Vibrations is almost ethereal. And Space Oddity (note Bowie's comment) evokes a fairly spinetingling atmosphere. Amateurish, sure, but it's still quite listenable.

We can appreciate the appearance of this Flash design.

If Japanese illustrations are your cup of green tea, then you may fancy these drawings. Or, perhaps you may prefer a more whimsical (albeit, darker) style.

A trained eye for painterly perspectives.

I for one have never said that women are bad drivers. Video exhibit No. 1.

Slimy…that ain’t no ordinary escargot – and it will “even eat the paint off houses!”

Will the verdict in this trial be a nut-bustin’ tough decision?

Nissan Dreamz: Does “nitrous oxide” make your heart race? (approx. 22 Mb file size)

Tomorrow is Bare-Hole Day in Britain!

Make no mistake about it – we’re on our way to Erotica LA. Bask in the heat of passion: You & your companion could stay at this splendid property.

She's really gonna enjoy her bike ride! [LSFW]

A rewarding find for us today: Polyphonic Spree Flash game. “She is my soldier girl/She’s so far away./She makes my head…/Spin around.” Such a great song and the one I listened to most often last year! (Of course not their only fine tune.)

Sweet frickin’ freefall – here’s a simply marvellous Flash gem!

An eye on the tongue.

This morning, Hughena (a gentle friend of mine), sent me this sweet photo-journalism story.

Musical interlude.

Anchorman – new movie starring Will Farrell & Christina Applegate. (Another pic.)

Juicy Saturday Night Live sendup of Hogwarts Academy. (And those are mighty fine warts on her!)

Mad magazine’s spoof of A Clockwork Orange. (One of the greatest cinematic masterpieces of the past three decades.)

A whole crapload directory of wacky Web museums.

Robots & Electronic Brains fanzine. (You suspected that I was due for another robotics link, didn't you?)

Now check out this über-cool production.

Indisputably, she's worthy of catching the bridal bouquet.

Words of wisdom.

Fine feminine forms. [LSFW]

Seven-spoked "wagon wheel" wheat formation reported in Arkansas.

Strange life forms found in Great Salt Lake.

Encycl. of Monsters, Mythical Creatures, and Fabulous Beasts.

Insects featured on album covers.

Museum of Fashion Faux Pas.

Expectations are that he suffered more than a scratch.

The levitating strawberry. Ditto the frog & grasshopper.

Updated repost: 46 useful freeware utilities.

Slick Flash treatment for this employment pool.

Bewildering: Three-dimensional, eight-level chess.

When travelling in foreign lands, it's helpful to be informed about the citizens' body language.

One of the weirdest sculptures ever.

Plenty of full moons. [LSFW]

One moment she was here...then she’s gone!

Big pimpin’ Benzo: The first Brabus V12 biturbo in the USA.

World’s first “reproducing” piano. The shocker? At a retail price of USD $332,995, Yamaha will produce a limited number of Disklavier PRO 2000 models. Who else besides Elton John would be crazy, rich, and vain enough to purchase one?

Garden of Record Labels.

Hot summer reading.

New pirate Internet radio station.

Hard to top the name of this festival. [LSFW]

First, a repost of mine: Utterly spectacular panoramic image of nocturnal Paris. The renowned “City of Lights” indeed!

Mystery hand falls from sky.

Watch video slideshow of toddler who weighs 55-lbs. at 15 months!

At the bottom of 18-yo Whitney’s page you’ll find some of the fairly stunning digital artwork she’s created. She stands a mere 4’11” – but her talent is growing.

PC mod: Freakin’ mad industrialized rust version.

T-Shirts for people w/ an acid-tinged attitude.

Recent US Presidential face-first bike crash.

Cheap thrill for Aussies?

Online TV from 100+ countries.

Chillin’ w/ this Protokid game.

The Sex Science Timeline. SciFi & Fantasy Timeline.

Larry Niven’s profound Known Space Universe.

“In 1976, four million women in the United States [bought] this device which caused bruising...and nothing more.” Hmmm, nothing more….

Can you tell the difference between a pair of tits and a woman's bum? [NSFW]

Carnival grotesqueries.

Design a responsive face.

Have Dressman iron out the wrinkles in your wardrobe.

“Free” public restrooms in Manhattan.

Should the arrival of Belgian Olympians mostly elicit excitement or panic?

The Saint…starring Stickman.

Reading (formerly) Beowulf -- plus a host of other Nordic sagas.

Listening (temporarily) to Tron: The Rock Opera.

Repost of a quickie from last Fall – but, then, why not? [NSFW]

[Our sys-admin protocol is screwed again. At the time that I'm building this linkset, Naomi, Flip, & I have had entries poised for appearance at Coolios. Please bear w/ the delay. Perhaps they'll burst out of the digital pinata all of a sudden! We try to exercise some patience, but "piss mode" is justifiably in season again.]

Experience the multimedia extravaganza of Global Groove 2004.

More video clips of a supersize RC model plane during taxiing & takeoff phases.

Bad logistical judgment: Who expected the ladder ext. to bear sufficiently all that mass?

Pookie gets crushed!

View Flash: We're certain that Ang Lee had no hand in directing Crouching Bunny, Hidden Rabbit.

What projectile is being used? Nastily effective.

I would expect that our co-blogger Shadow would be amongst those who appreciate this tastefully presented Web & graphic-design portfolio.

Gallery of Movie Giants & Girls.

Learn about the Circus Trees.

Watch: The Face of the Future.

Jumpin’ Daffy Flash.

It’s highly unlikely that you’ll ever sit in a Porsche Carrera GT – so here’s your virtual experience.

Replay this ski-jump mishap.

Does a trip to Shanghai look inviting? [LSFW]

Lovely Ma Li wins runner-up in Miss Model of World Final.

Sweden’s condom ambulance. (via Daze Reader)

Profile of a 30-something bitter broad.

Partytime proverb.

Who's gone?

Where were you yesterday?

If they’re not part of your life-experience portfolio, then at least you can read about them.

Have your scorecards at the ready for The Sex Inspectors.

Express delivery for your rubbers. Unlike those fired at PM Tony.

Suitably executed Flash feature for Splinter Cell ::: Pandora Tomorrow.

Chose a stunning 3D image for your desktop background.

Xbox 2 + PC = ?

Dumped!

Damn, if this kid isn't owned!

Need a hand there, darlin’?

Luscious Alley Baggett. [LSFW]

New PS2 title: Defending Okinawa against a giant bikini-clad girl as a member of the Japanese Self-Defense Force.

Interesting photo memorabilia from Tokyo trip.

Display this playset collectible in your home.

The 5th annual Golden Trailer Awards.

Art Historians’ Guide to the Movies.

Murder Mystery Flash: “A Case of the Crabs.”

It's Silly Season year-round for performance "artists."

Assortment of multimedia features re The Day After Tomorrow.

Marooned in the Archipelago.

A natural history genocide: Narrated apiary war film.

How to score at Euro 2004: Kicking & screwing allowed – but not the “acrobatic” kind.

Johnny Depp portraying Nikki Sixx?

You might be interested in using your handheld to search for Uncle Roy vs. other online players.

Animated treat. for fans of The Beatles’ Come Together.

Check out these graphic-design flyers & posters. (Good to see the inclusion of Thievery Corp.)

Marvellous Return of the King matte paintings.

Oh no, inflatable kinky sheep!

But then there is this repository.

Would you like to be an employee of LL Media?

How’s this gig for cross-trading?

Engineering undergrads haven’t accomplished this feat – yet.

Over 50 manufacturers exhibiting at Canary Wharf, London ::: 14th-20th of June.

Mundane scenes photographed by the fine art of seeing.

Prospects of face transplants.

Resource for cryptozoology.

After Troy, you can view a screening of Oliver Stone’s Alexander. (But, really, another Angelina Jolie vehicle?)

Museum of Unnatural Mystery. In Texas, visit the “Devil’s Rope” Museum.

Humungous RC B-52 model.

And, finally, the headbanger cat!

Video from Bogdan Raczynski.

Funnier each time you watch.

If you’re into Trance: Trafik - Your Light. (Luke Chable Mix).

Latest news re Godzilla: Final Wars. So freakin' cool, man.

Are you being taped?

The Art of James Bond.

Replicas of vintage electric guitars.

Not a common sight: Non-red Enzo. Ooooh, a white one! Fabulous in optic yellow, too!

Which side of the road do you drive on?

Head straight for the hearts.

Josie Lee is a stunning beauty you'll wanna tap on. [NSFW]

Wanna earn the equivalent of USD 300,000 per annum – playing computer games every day?

Top One-Hundred Scariest Scenes in Cinema History?

“Watch” him solve a 20x20x20 cube. (The calculated number of permuations is staggering.)

Calculate the weekly cost (in Euros) of having sex w/ (your) girlfriend.

Mugshots: Fifteen-year deterioration of a New York drug addict.

American ghost towns.

Naughty automata.

Spinster's answer to desperateness?

Definitely not the most impt. news item of this past wk.

Not new, but often relevant for some party-goers.

Soon-to-be-released digitally remastered ed. of the Lucas directorial début.

Want the 9-disc DVD set of The Matrix? Among the features are new HD transfers of the films, an extended version of Reloaded with an hour of additional footage – and new documentaries, commentaries, and other freshly-created special edition content. No street date yet.

Teaser-trailer for Constantine – the upcoming film starring Keanu Reeves.

Obvious talent created this 3D short.

Insane strobe-light work.

Max has gone mental.

Solo show visiting Toronto on the 27th of May.

'Snake-bite' man bought reptiles – and the Big One.

New world record: Rollercoastering bare-hole.

Procedural manual in Fr. toilettes.

Entertain your friends extravagantly this summer. Transport them in one of these mega limos. And be considerate: Let them know if you become one of the dearly departed.

Clip from the kitchen chem lab.

Anticipate these new horror/adventure games, playing on your PS2 terminal: KUON (Oct. 2004 release) and SIREN (available now).

The “smoking” game.

Presumably some of our readers won’t like this commercial because it’s for a major corporation – but can someone ID the music’s composer/performer? (I remember seeing the ad several times last year on a satellite news channel.)

Illustrations to browse.

Covet the totally chaotic screen saver on page 2.

Backdoor Guide to Short-term Job Adventures.

US Nat’l Bicycle Greenway.

Become an expat: Caboodles of info on how to restart your life overseas.

Not-for-profit Web-only community-driven label where all releases are free for download with artwork & liner notes.

“Implants a GPS-microchip in the body of a human being, using a high powered sniper rifle as the long distance injector.” Shivers...best stay indoors.

In most jurisdictions, this badge would be invalid.

It's love, I suppose.

I ecstatic ‘cause I’ve found another interactive drum solo w/ fantastic rhythm patterns!

Play w/ Beer Dude.

The Holy River of Filth.

The museum actually keeps dead pickled babies.

May as well wash your duds in the suds at the same time.

A repost – from last year, actually – but such sweet revenge, isn’t it?

Another repost of mine – although much closer now to the initial screenings.
(approx. 27 Mb)

Is your mind resolved yet on the subject of making “contact."

You mean, I have to put it in there?!

You should be able to master the lotus position after riding one of these bikes

Let's reiterate: Clowns are never to be trusted.

The mathematical physics of wearing high heels.

Music: Tune into the experimental sounds market. Huge database for finding new music you might like. Gallery of record-album covers.

How do you say "gesundheit" in Japanese?