It’s always advantageous to be wealthy.

H2O2-powered go-cart.

Porn + bad taste. Indubitably.

Riding up the crack: Backless G-string “revealed.”

Perhaps you need to be aware that the content of the following links are classified as [NSFW]

A roll on the lawn.

Señorita Puente is one hot hardbody.

Well-shod beauties.

No holds barred: Around the world to pop the weasel.

Sweet 'n spicy like a ripe mango: Hawaiian hottie.

Rui Sakuragi is a gift from the Japanese pantheon.

How To Impress A Woman

How To Impress A Woman
Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy her things,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to Impress a Man
Show up naked.
Bring cold beer.

Dante in the 21st century: Heaven to Hell w/ a ballpoint pen. (An impressive wall hanging, sans the watermarks, of course.)

Somebody's dreaming: I Must Destroy the Evil Bear.

Either versus computer or human opponent, Bowman is a justifiable repost.

Imagine being able to morph wings.

Searching for British ancestors?

Inflatable, portable office.

Spray-paint-messaging bicycle.

WTF – Coat-hangar astronaut?!

For these pseudo-celebs, it’s 24/7/365 Halloween! (via Bookofjoe)

Appreciative of exquisitely formed Japanese beauty? View the galleries of Glassdoll.

This evening, we’re off to the cinema to watch the new Tom Cruise film, Collateral.

Blue Bunny Talent Show.

Next, watch Mr. Donut’s Emergency. (via Designers’ Lunchbox)

Funk the Flash: Hip-Hop History of SciFi.

Rated guide to high-performance rechargable batteries. (via LetsGoDigital)

Behold…the God Box.

A six-day week would ensure longer days.

So many people are taking the drug, it is building up in rivers and groundwater.

Last year, Coolio posted a remark about his abiding interest in archaeology; I expect that this site would grip his interest.

Large collection of musical loop packs.

Add BugMeNot’s Web registration-bypassing service to Firefox’s right-click context menu.

BitTorrent files for TV shows.

Thy gonads art crushed.

Park the car.

“9 Beet Stretch is Ludwig van Beethoven's 9th symphony stretched to 24 hours, with no pitch distortions.”

5,000 Ways to Earn a Living. I don’t see ‘hooker” listed; but, for some people, “pounder” & “pricker” remain optional trades.

Add this phrase to your Brit. Lexicon.

Soda-can & beer-bottle collections. Beverage-container museum.

So-called scary dolls.

Psychotic-female masks.

T-Shirt for math geeks.

200+ American castles.

My conviction is that it’s always more entertaining to root for the worst team.

Backpack the world.

New to me: Japanese pizzas. Let’s see…I’ll have a jumbo w/ Shrimp, Squid, Octopus, Clam, Scallops, Crab Legs, and toss on some extra seaweed. Washed down w/ a Sapporo Black. On second thought, just the beer, thank you. Pronto!

Changing Faces One Slap at a Time. (via Serewicz News)

Cat-poop coffee beans are pricey pellets.

Boston, November 6, 2004: Festival will offer close to 100 Belgian-style beers.

Rant-in-Your-Undies contest.

Appealing photography – not a reference to the mineral MnPO4.

Tragic story. If only young Dregis Freeman had succeeded in thwarting those cruel bastards.

She’s got the bride under her wheels.

Vegans will cheer for the bovine escapees.

Abnormality of either celebrating or flaunting (which shouldn’t take much effort) “supersize” bodies.

Eighteen-year-old German responsible for 70% of computer viruses received in 2004.

Heads-up warning…56K dialup users will be frustrated here: Exuberant Japanese automotive murals. (via Harmful)

Story that’s popping up like poisonous mushrooms all over the blogscape today….It’s your call: Is this authentic reconstructive surgery – or just a publicity hoax? Bizarre individuals. Article contains this embedded link. Suitable contestants for "Miss Plastic Surgery" pageant? Invite them over to your place for the weekend.

This guy has stepped into the outer limits of sanity. A bogus, trans-species body-mod post-op?

On this page, you’ll find a chart that identifies 16 different ET races.

Plague of hailstones.

Belated Tour de Lance humour.

Unless your car is a piece of shit, doesn't it deserve hotter ass than flabby white chicks? Surely they didn't manage to raise any funds!

Perhaps you entertain a corset fetish? [LSFW]

SAW: 'Before dawn, make your choice.' View the trailer now. (via JoBlo)

Battered Paris.

Tattooed geeks or spods or dweebs.

Photographic scavenger hunt.

Photography w/ interesting perspectives.

Download the demo, and drop your marbles.

Peasant’s Quest. (via Adventure Forums)

Wacky martial-arts something-or-other.

More than a mouthful, too. [LSFW]

'Why are you people obsessed with shitty technology that died over 20 years ago?' 'You are all obviously sick! Do you sit in a cupboard and smell them or something?' Read more arsey hate mail.

How’s this line for a defense plea: “I was practicing a foreign language.”

Another female teacher arraigned on charges of bopping a teen student.

Newest crop formations in Southern England. (In this story, someone by the name of Verity Bullock is quoted as saying, “I can’t believe it.” Well, if your name means truth, you should live up to it!)

Lake Vostok. – one of 70 lakes that have been located beneath the Antarctic ice table.

Modern-day crypto-zoology. (via Paraview)

Genre of portrait photography that’s some people’s gig: The Dark Erotic Vision of John Santerineross. (via Dark Matter)

We salute these splendidly stacked Japanese lovelies! [NSFW]

12-Step Program for Creativity. (via Integration Research)

2,851 movie title-screen captures. A labour-of-love project.

At WalMart, “two thongs” do not make a conviction.

Doodle in the box.

Top 10 Sexiest & Top 10 Unsexiest Men in the World. Timberlake included on both lists!

A family heirloom?!

No balls: We’ll not speculate on the boy’s probable gratitude.

Just a reminder.

Mostly tame guff for a Monday, but venture to enjoy these picks anyway...

Dead rat in a glass exhibit case.

Enter your list of the best 15 albums from the past 5 years.

The fluffers are ready – but they need you to book your flight to Bosnia as soon as poss. Jenna, Sunrise, Tawny, Brianna, et. al. must offer you a tutorial before your departure.

Expedition to a Peruvian cave.

Trolls, vampires, werewolves – ever visit such a club?

Five good guys gone green. Dynamic designs!

Opening in theatres this coming October – a new film from the creators of South Park. Ah, marionettes are back….Reminds me of those figures in Joe 90 & Fireball XL-5.

Illustrator Dave Dorman interviews Alien & the Predator. Alien FAQ.

PC born in an ironworkers' factory.

Sheer Flash-art attack. Quite marvellous work. Great titles for songs, too, don’t you agree? (Wait until the page fully loads.)

We suspect that any semblance of a plot in Mach would be a very subsidiary concern. View the trialer. (via Ufies)

Ten Laws of Bad Science Fiction. (via Physics & Astronomy Community)

Many guys would want to “sync it” with these babes. (via Maddux Business Report)

Apparently, it's already the post-metrosexual era: Enter the Emo boy. (Another goofball label. Many ladies remain at wit's end hoping for honest, true-blue men -- not media cut-outs.)

Valid response to Why doesn’t Coolio store his Babelog on a mainland China server?

A new feature in the next version (aka 'San Andreas') of Grand Theft Auto will be...a "food mechanic." Read more.

The Donnas – a legit before-&-after comparison? Who gives a crap about their so-called career?

Cutting-edge link from my extensive set of wristwatch bookmarks.

Cobra chases two Porsche Carrera GTs on the Autobahn. (approx. 29MB)

Obituary for Georgia’s porcine monster.

Led Zeppelin thong question.

WWSD T-Shirt.

It’s all illusory – albeit, in a grand sort of way.

Japanese parents now legally permitted to name their children outrageously – e.g., “Piles,” “Prostitute,” or “Vagina.”

"Exhibit A" evidence that we’re living in a dog-eat-dog world.

Looking to earn some supplementary income? You could become a (synthetic-human) skinbag outlet/distributor.

Courtesy product from the Thai Elephant Conservation Center at Lampang.

Category shortlists for the 11th Annual Erotic Awards (at the Night of the Senses.)

Go "around-the-world" with any of these pretzle girls. (Paysite, but the previews show great flexibility!) [LSFW]

Batman Begins trailer. Christian Bale’s batsuit.

If you have a deep-rooted fear of flying, then bypass these images. (via The Cellar)

Automotive logo closely resembles diagram of female reproductive system!

Beginner-level guitarists should appreciate a decent chord guide.

Supposed honesty in album-cover art.

Any one of these zen gardens would constitute an ideal backyard for seeking peace of mind.

Try to stump this 20-Question generator!

Gum blondes. That's right, chewing-gum.

Escher-inspired design for new Audi A6 commercial. (approx. 5MB)

Would you take a dump in the glass outhouse?

A "mature" Webcomic. (via Furl)

Concept-Website for French music manager, Pedro Winter. (via Elektrolink)

Quite imaginative A/V design company.

MovableType 3.1 – new features.

How many w.p.m. do you read?

Allegedly, it’s Beckham’s ball.

Maybe quaff a few, then take a leak. (via Aussie Beers)

Kiera Knightley’s tame touch-up.

Codified PHONE.

Be sure to frivolize some of your day. Just plain fun.

Also play: Poolside Sumo.

Does this “thong” qualify as a tease? In other words, why bother wearing it? Ass-fanciers will appreciate this fine mesh outfit.

Model Christina. Her beauty is of the one-in-ten-thousand class. Sign up for the free trial, and then you can watch a tribute to her terrific boobs. [LSFW]

Guide Pissoir.

Ass in Hell, Another Bloody Day in Paradise, Asbirin, Jump Up & Kiss Me, Red Rectum, Smack My Ass & Call Me Sally. See more fiery names for bottled hot sauces.

Do aliens really exist? Supposedly, "we'll know in 20 years."

Construct a paper model of the M41-A pulse rifle used by Private Hudson in Aliens.

Regardless of the size of the structure, CDI is amply equipped to demolish it.

Recent crop formations in Minnesota & Wisconsin.

All the worldwide hardcore yo-yoing news you could possibly swing. Also, yo-yoing videos.

Prepare to be impressed w/ caboodles of totally fantastic artwork. (via ConceptArt Forums)

"Your ideal job is a puppeteer." Discover your career of destiny. (via Office-Humour)

We knew they were morons before they donned the costumes.

Complete your profile sketch before the cops haul you in for questioning.

Morning-after hallucinations are one of the risks you might incur.

Population decline in Shenectady.

Official site for the Alien quadrilogy.

Aren’t mules supposed to be sterile?

It’s my concerted belief that this page lacks normalcy.

Naughty automata kits.

Duelling dildos. [NSFW]

Further to Matt’s welcome link (below) re Yamato – the Japanese percussion trio: Drumming multimedia that’s sensational.

“A Sound of Thunder stars Ed Burns and Ben Kingsley in a [Ray Bradbury] SF story about a time travel safari that goes wrong, with disastrous consequences for the world.” Preview the trailer. (via Fangoria)

Rock ‘n Roll freak show. (via BME Encyclopedia)

Seagal sings the blues?

Taiwanese anechoic chamber – in which loudspeakers are tested.

PC Death Squads: Computer executions. Also, the Illustrated Guide to Computer Distruction.

Barge into the world championships of swamp soccer.

Fully furnished or missing a chair upstairs: Which IKEA personality-type are you?

Interactive 'pPod guide' to clean loos in London.

No Church at the hot night club. Unlovable Love no longer at-large.

Wash those big balls down with Bull Snort Brew.

Portfolio of gang photography. (via Blasted News)

At any hour, day or night, you might need emergency protection!

Get it into your head before giving awesome head.

The “shitter” cartoons. (via Kerfuffle)

Igor, bring me the fresh brain – don’t eat it!

The average "speed is 28 miles (45.05 km) per hour." Precious little time for a man to say, "I'm cumming."

A Vancouver reviewer’s comments re the Nimoy/Shatner album:

“While I appreciate the fact that two trekkers have made utter fools of themselves on this record, I have to wonder why Han Solo and Chewbacca never got their own album!?!?! Han is clearly tougher than Spock, and Chewbacca could kick Kirk's butt across the Klingon territories. I just don't understand this logic. Here would be my ultimate album:

1. I Raped Kirk - Darth Vader and the Vaderettes
2. Shove Those Pointed Ears (Up Your Bum) - The Cantina Band
3. Scotty's Got Alzheimers - Princess Leah (feat. Snoop Dogg)
4. Chekov Is A Wigger - The R2D2 Posse
5. Grand Moff Tarkin Should've Been Named Grand MUFF Tarkin (Because He's A Pussy) - The Lightsabres

so please do us all a favor, and all Star Trek fans please kill yourself now. do it. Live Short And Prosper.”

Fill your ears with online radio.

Time-travel discussion forum. (via WebRing)

Just a glimpse of Trishelle. [NSFW]

Journey, REO Speedwagon, Styx – I’d puke before the vessel sailed out of port.

Preferable to stay at home and listen to the new Wm. Shatner album.
Most everyone has his infamously torturous version of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds somewhere in their MP3 collection. (via rico)

Lots of musical witchery.

Spam subject-line cartoons. (via Eyebeam)

Google, circa 1960. Hahaha!

Who, as a child, hadn’t owned a ViewMaster?

Bird-brained flight conditions. (A neighbour of mine breeds homing pigeons; I’ll pass the story on to him.)

Potable glazed doughnuts? They've got the chemistry all wrong.

Overview of Johnny Whatever. He looks like a reincarnation of Sid Vicious. Download the DivX trailer.

How to spot a rich bastard.

Miss Georgia Sex Offenders 2004 Pageant. (via YouThink) We suspect that Charlize Theron will gear up to reprise her Monster rôle. Or, perhaps, another instalment of Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer? Sheesh.

Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest 2004. Here’s the spoiler, damn it: ‘She resolved to end the love affair with Ramon tonight . . . summarily, like Martha Stewart ripping the sand vein out of a shrimp's tail . . . though the term "love affair" now struck her as a ridiculous euphemism . . . not unlike "sand vein," which is after all an intestine, not a vein . . . and that tarry substance inside certainly isn't sand . . . and that brought her back to Ramon.’

It doesn’t really matter if you’ve been “there” – wear the frickin’ T-Shirt anyway.

Lance the Unstoppable – barring some idiot colliding with him.

Vanity license plate revoked.

From the what-will-they-think-of-next category: Mobile-phone booth.

A marvellous hotel-on-the-water in Neuchatel. I wonder: Has our co-blogger, Matt, stayed there? Guys, when travelling to Switzerland, romance your woman at the Palafitte!

Stunning b/w images. (via Concientious)

High rate of w.p.m. – but definitely not an error-free typist. Who’s complaining?

She should patent the cure for erectile dysfunction! [LSFW]

Can we stir up some sort of incantation to prevent him from having more progeny? Jeepers creepers!

Such a low-budget production couldn’t afford the rights to use The Beatles’ Helter Skelter in the soundtrack. (via Charlie Manson – a timelessly harrowing saga.)

Partying for ascetic people. I suppose that’s the extent of their kicks. Weird though. (via Sea of Noise)

They more-or-less defy musical categorization. The band clearly has real talent and I hope soon to buy a copy of their Solid-Gold Selection CD.

MOMA’s skyscraper exhibition. Superb presentation.

Flash seek-bar bookmarklets. Clever, isn't it?

Daily dose of imagery. (Presumably all work-safe content.)

Your slutty options today: Buy; Notice; Sell (via Anglepoised)

Then explain (or bitch about) your fatigue.

Visit Fugitive Images. (via Wooster Collective)

A splendid ed. of one of English literature’s most famous stories – lovingly scanned.

A studio well-worth visiting several times per week. Where you can view such metallic marvels as these pencil-sharpener dogs.

But you'll have to look elsewhere for El Blimpo the Cat.

“Somewhere in the Irish Sea….” Checkmate!

Perhaps a cuppa joe can make you forgetful?

Your Japanese name-generator thingy. Supposedly, I would known as Saruwatari Asuka in Nippon. Lawrence-san will do, thank you.

Easily the most luscious triple-temptation I’ve seen this summer. [LSFW]

Oh yeah, this femme fatale is ready for absolute abandon! And a well-chilled bottle of Taittinger would be the perfect accompaniment. [NSFW]

This story is a week old – but the result of imbibing 15 pints of lager remains a nasty lesson.

However, another drunk fared appreciably better.

Now here's a dude w/ a plan for recovery from his indulgence!

Flight crew role reversal.

Pie-graph depicts miniscule percentile for the pacifists.

Tim Robbins & Samantha Morton star in the new scifi flim, Code 46. (Brief synopsis.)

NYC’s upcoming Godzilla film festival.

Freakish reptiles.

Video of 27-pound Dutch rabbit.

Retarded animal babies 10. (via 365JokePlace)

A lengthy article – summed up for the attention-deficit readers, it basically says that Olympic athletes are very active in their “f**k-fests.”

Terrific T-Shirts.

“Females out-lusting the most lusty of animals.” “Very few blind people join the nudist colony.” This file is approx. 7.4 MB.

NY Times’ 1000 Best Movies Ever Made.

Some recent Asian films. – “from jawdropping Kung Fu and stunning action to intense dramas and edgy thrillers.” (via Western Movie News)

Album-cover clonings. (via Scrubbles)

Röyksopp Remind Me video.

Unedited recordings of being elsewhere.

Fisticuffs – with requisite horseshit included.

Muppet phenotypes.

Collection of beer glassware.

No matter what your age, Crayons colour some of your memories of childhood. But they no longer make burnt umber!

Laptop suitable for your little sister or niece.

Suprnova mirror, by category subject. (via Litezone) Something to watch while eating your dinner: 1000 Things Removed from Human Body.