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Sunday October 3, 2004
Murphys Law
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Of course, you can call this Multi Level Moves but it's just plain gym, no? Although I'm very impressed. (Might be a repost, and is about 20MB!)

Guess this another repost, but it still looks fascinating how fast the helicopter sinks. (2.8MB)

Now this looks very promising. Impressive grafics. I want one of these... (9.2MB)

Surgery of Ancient Rome. Looks pretty scary to me...

If you still feel hungry after this, you might try the 8'500 calorie manwich!

Hehe, this is a perfect example of Murphy's law! If something can go wrong, it will...

Hahaha, what's wrong with this one here??? And he's still not faster.

Now that I've seen it in fullscreen I don't have to go there myself...

Hehe, this got a bit out of hand.

When Harry met Sally, but this time it's Harry's turn...

ZZZAP

So long.


Posted by Matth at 09:02 4 comment(s)
Friday September 24, 2004
Driving Skills
Category: Cool Linkdumps

I'm speechless.

Too bad I sold my Range Rover, so I could have tried that one as well, cos I guess, it won't work with my M Roadster...

Simply Amazing!

Thought that one was too good to let you wait for more.


Posted by Matth at 06:39 18 comment(s)
Thursday September 23, 2004
Japanese food
Category: Cool Linkdumps

A quick one before leavin home...

Does it mean, that if you can't find on google, that it does not exist?

Some links for the smokers: 01 - 02 - 03 - 04 - 05 - 06 - 07

And if you are upset, then this might help. Shoot anything that moves and don't get shot.

Talking about shooting. The latest news from Iraq? This is also a strategy, drive the enemy nuts... (about 1.3 MB).

Hillarious, we're all tricked by Japanese...

And then, you could also do it like Maradona...

So long, gotta run now


Posted by Matth at 08:25 3 comment(s)
Monday September 20, 2004
Surfin
Category: Cool Linkdumps

He cut off his own hand and now looks back. When I read it a year ago I was already struck by the news, and I still can't imagine doing that.

Excellent, an average of 3 seconds. Naomi, do you top that?

Why would a man do that? Pure horror! It hurts just watching this.

That's rather something for men. Gee, this is a ride.

Any mom would probably slap yo face off for such a ride, but...

Ouch, while I do like hamburgers I would never come up with the idea of mincing one?!

Cool kite aerial photos.

Well, enough for today, gotta go back to my birthday party...


Posted by Matth at 13:30 18 comment(s)
Sunday September 19, 2004
Motas
Category: Xtra-Cool Game

More annoying blue chamber like games.

There are sites with all the hints...


Posted by Matth at 16:58 0 comment(s)
Nothing to do
Category: Cool Linkdumps

I'm lovin' it!

This is for the ones, that have nothing to do in the office. I had to block that page in our office ;)

Tom or Jerry, one of my favorites cartoons.

Man, there must be people out there with way too much time on their hands. The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Robots. Where can I sign up?

Then again, if I had more time, TrainingStationInc.com would be for me.

BTW, have I ever shown you where I live? Wonderful pic. It's on the top left...

Thank god the call was cheap. But maybe that's not everything... (Video, 950KB)

Here's a great video about a plane test-crash. 500 mph against a concrete wall, wow. About 4 MB. Amazing, the plane just disappears!

Hehe, maybe this guy should take some lessons from the little kid...

Oh my god, can she please search me?

Saturday's Child works hard for a living.

I will die when I'm almost 87. Oh well, that'll be then in sometimes in 2056...

So long.

PS: Nobody has any news on the blue chamber??


Posted by Matth at 12:43 11 comment(s)
Saturday September 18, 2004
I love sky
Category: Cool Linkdumps

A couple of links from my side here.

I like the concept of that party, though not soo much the Toyota...

Well, the war is over, but the next one will certainly follow.

Although I'm sort of getting sick of hearing again and again of 9/11 I do like this tribute in light page.

Is this dog mentally retarded or what's his defect?

Wooow, now I'm very impressed by these knifetricks and really afraid ;). I especially like his t-shirt!

I like his driving, but I'd prefer the Audi... Where is that?

I love sky (Watch out, it's 20MB!) Excellent animation!

That little boy is pretty good.

And that's why you should tidy up your mess!

More tomorrow.


Posted by Matth at 12:58 7 comment(s)
Saturday September 11, 2004
Official Dreamcar
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Hi there. Yes, I'm still here, just had way too little time recently and was always travelling. Seems Naomi took it really over here... So here are my few links.

This guy here is completely nuts. He's skydiving without wearing a parachute. He just holds it in his hands! (5.2MB)

Cool fish. I hope I never meet any of these when I'm diving.

Some typical young guys doing crazy stuff. Far from reaching a jackass-level though. (almost 10 MB).

Similar stunt. Not bad a jump.

And after a big task you need a beer.

Other category. I'd love to have such a plane, though it sure must be difficult to fly.

Hehe, what an idea. Switching heads is fun.

Hehe, cool advertisement from Nike.

Not soo cook, but rather just plain stupid. Crushing cans... (2 MB)

The official car of your dreams. Well, not quite, I could think of some other car(s)... And for the youngsters: Do not drive without a valid licence!!

I like that pilot. He keeps his nerves in even impossible situation. I probably would have turned around immediately. More on FlightLevel350.

I would say that this is very embarrassing, but still, they have courage. Would you stand there and sing in front of the crowd?

Another conspiracy site against NASA.

Have you been abducted by aliens too?

Sorry for any re-posts.


Posted by Matth at 19:29 7 comment(s)
Friday August 27, 2004
Sci-fi
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Fire Diving, what a great new sport. Too bad we don't have any forest fires here in Switzerland and even less planes fighting against them.

Some news from a distant planet. The spirit was willing, but the flash was weak.

Another sports event, a bit too far from my home. Gravity races which feature Bentleys, Porsches, Mazdas etc... The cars look cool.

Hehe, the 10 "best" Black Metal pics. How Mike got it down to just 10 we will never know!

Can I have some of these? I'll never pay for electricity again with these super wires. And a good advice to stockholders, get rid of your electricity stocks ;)

Blade Runner on top of the top 10 sci-fi films is a bit surprising to me. I never really liked it, but maybe I'll have to watch it once again. My favorite is certainly Alien. The long intro is among the best in film history. Besides that, I can't dispute much with the list, but then, I haven't seen all of them. Have you?

Interesting medal tally. Switzerland is down on 24 (but at least way ahead of GB and CDN ;)... Anyone here from the Bahamas that we can congratulate?

And here's the face of tomorrow. Give yourself a kick and get your city online as well!

And here's the meanist terror attack ever. They threaten Bush directly and his famous beer commercials "What's up". Has anyone a link to the originals as well?

So long. M.


Posted by Matth at 13:32 8 comment(s)
Thursday August 26, 2004
Useful stuff
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Not much better than Batman, but still a joke. Mr. Tron!

If you drive on that highway, you wont have troubles with animals.

I'd rather not meet this angry little kid in a dark alley late at night...

Maybe somebody should film that kid with a high-speedcamera and post the clip on that page. There are quite some interesting high-speed video clips here.

What is a death mask gallery good for?

Yet another VERY useful webiste. Guess it's a repost, the zombie infection simulator.

Still not usefull, but at least funny. But then, who comes here for useful links?

Ouch, you better not sit next to a bear.

So long. Maybe more a bit later, but I'm feeling a bit sick and might not make it in front of the PC again.


Posted by Matth at 22:14 3 comment(s)
Saturday August 21, 2004
Stripper web
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Thank you very much for all your comments. Now every day I feel very bad if there are only few updates on the site and I didn't find enough good links worth posting. So I'll dig even harder. Here are once again a couple of cool links:

Turn up your sound and listen to that bird.

Well, at least I don't need viagra.

And this boy certainly also does not need viagra, hehe

And here's a link for the girls, it's just cute.

Oh my good. That's an idea that only americans can have. And the café even has a CEO. Is this a multi-billion dollar company or what?

Stripper Web, the exotic dancer community for strippers. Hey girls, maybe you get some tips on how you can please us men better :))

And I'm sure, many men might find these steel girls pleasing.

Well, enough for 2day


Posted by Matth at 13:26 3 comment(s)
Tuesday August 17, 2004
Ancient Technology
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Wow, after all these comments I felt obliged to make a post.

Hey, I didn't know that Coolios ws that famous. On my last trip to LA I've taken that pic here...

With this site you can be your own DJ. Cool idea and fun to play a bit around.

Hehe, talking about movies, have you seen the latest part of Kill Bill?

Oh my f***** god, why can't these stupid stars not just stick to what they do? I don't even want to listen to it...

Blow it up. Neat game.

Yet another game. Drive the car through the labyrinth. Quite tricky!

Ill fitting underwear can be deadly! (531 KB)

Ready for the IPO the first picture of the headquarters of Google have been revealed!

Here is something about forgotten technology! Amazing.

And by the way, my parents are cooler than yours!!

So long...

PS: Where are my co-bloggers lately?

And... since Coolio thought about bringing this blog to an end, I wanted to use this also to get some feedback from the audience.

Please let me know what you appreciate most. Is it just cool (what is cool?) links to funny stuff out there, is it games that you want to see, or comments on politics, weird stuff, sex?, or commercials, or anything else? Where do you want me to put the focus on? Or is it just fine as it is?

Questions over questions....


Posted by Matth at 23:29 22 comment(s)
Monday August 16, 2004
Ben Affleck
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Hey it's Monday again and I wonder what I'm doing in the office. But fortunately, there are others with oh so little talent out there that I don't have to feel bad :)

Still the movie department, but a whole new thing. Watch the Star Wars Gangsta Rap!

Have a look what sugar can do (not).

Hehe, if pinkey doesn't want to, then you better let him go... Guess this is a near miss

What's your favorite color combination? Colorcell will find it.

Last but not least, here's the ultimate death-match. iPod against Cassette! Guess who wins.

And if you're bored (in the office) do some origami art!

So long...


Posted by Matth at 08:55 0 comment(s)
Saturday August 14, 2004
Fighting
Category: Cool Linkdumps

What a picture.

Now these are for once really cool design concepts. Love to have that wacca or the tag.

And then, this message is crystal clear. Maybe I should also start making some sports?

Talking about sports, heres something. But maybe it is meant to do the sport? Well anyway, here are the best NBA Fights. (8.5 MB) And I always thought, Basketball was a no contact sport.

If you are into fighting, then here are some various fight clips, though nothing that great.

Less fighting, but a nice clip is The Sword.

Peaceful fighting will be featured in Athens in the next weeks.

Another rather disturbing story is the one of a five year old girl giving birth!

And finally, last but not least, one of the better sites I have seen recently. At least there is not much crap on it!

Wish you a wonderful weekend.


Posted by Matth at 10:15 4 comment(s)
Thursday August 12, 2004
Elections
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Oh well, it seems that Michael Moore and all the rest are not really successful. The whole world would vote differently, but it's the american voters that are counted...

Somehow I really don't want to think of how the next four years will be.

And cos this is shit, here's a link to a toilet seat art museum...

So long.


Posted by Matth at 07:52 4 comment(s)
Wednesday August 11, 2004
Cat
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Bah, I have only 11 out of 20. Test your senses on that test. It takes about 10 mins and you should have sound.

Rescue men and sink enemy ships with you helicopter.

Now this is what I call great parking. How long did he need?

The tools for heavy duty. Click on "Watch Movie" to the right.

This is incredible. One day Britneys boobs are big and then again they are small. Are they inflatable or something?

What a stupid smile. Very cute.

Enough for 2day


Posted by Matth at 22:34 4 comment(s)
Tuesday August 10, 2004
Helicopter f...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

It seems to be big holiday time, no others are blogging? So just be warned when you drink too much alcohol at the next party...

Could be a repost, or at least I have seen some other jumping freeks out there. But quite impressive what the can do.

Naomi, you posted a link about areal fotos, now here's another. Wonderful. They're a bit further up though. Hope this is not another copyright infringement. But then, I don't really care. The whole debate makes me feel abused about my right as a user.

Well, this one is for all the girls who want to be helicopter fucked. You can apply at the bottom of the page...

Yet another repost, but the gallery has grown quite a bit. Check out Larrys face again.

Where do people always get the ideas to create all that stuff? I wish I was only have that creative... Check out these matchheads!

Gotta go to bed now.


Posted by Matth at 22:07 7 comment(s)
Monday August 9, 2004
Maps
Category: Cool Linkdumps

So, what is the best way then to fight the terrorist? The same proposal was rejected ten years ago, and now suddenly it's useful? Gee, and they want to be world leaders and don't know what their doing...

In case you need to look up a word you might find it in the strange dictionaries.

The national Terror Advisory Map. Very usefull.

Some very interesting maps of the history and politics, etc.

So long, gotta go back to work and you scroll down for more links from Lawrence.


Posted by Matth at 15:22 1 comment(s)
Saturday August 7, 2004
Streetparade
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Wanna play a round of real life tetris?

A huge gallery of underwater photos. Some are very impressive.

Great if you have friends like that. Life at the beach!

Gee, 3 min 25 sec of Goldfish torture. This is gross.

This could make me buy a mac. well almost at least.

Somebody should teach this kid driving rules. It's right before left boy!

Now that's a good one. Where can I buy these shoes?

Wish you a nice weekend from the streetparade.


Posted by Matth at 19:51 3 comment(s)
Monday August 2, 2004
Hungry dog
Category: Cool Linkdumps

No update for hours. Gee, can't look at that.

Nobody too young to be an idiot. Try to use your brain boy!

And some never learn it. But hey, who wouldn't? Too good, ducks don't have guns.

I want my flashtv. But the erotic channel is missing...

This is not my type. An office and its occupants, made entirely of typographic characters, create a theatre of emotion. Cool.

Also not really my type, though the images itself look very fascinating.

Now this is really amazing. This is what I really call sharp. Seeing that I can believe that The Bride could chop O-Ren-Ishii's head off... (6.6MB!)

Good boy, I like that doggy. Not giving up.

So long, wish you a funny week!


Posted by Matth at 11:33 1 comment(s)
Saturday July 31, 2004
Batman
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Saturday and it's warm and sunny. What can you ask for more? Well, maybe a couple of cool links...

Is this a repost? Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. The first use of a curse word in a major blog?

Lawrence, I really liked your batsuit, but this batman is WAY better! Oh man, it's incredible.

With all these greate images and videos, I'd need a bigger floppy-disc to save all that...

Here's another nice one that could safe you a lot of time. Next time you have to create a ransom note use this page. I really wonder why you should use that only for entertainment purposes?!

If you're in a hurry, simply watch the ultra-short version of the Lion King.

Hey, to be in a hurry is ok, but still, don't drive too fast or... I really would congratulate that guy, how can you do that??

Aren't these cool windows?

So long...


Posted by Matth at 11:50 3 comment(s)
Sunday July 25, 2004
DHTML
Category: Cool Linkdumps

A short one for Sunday. And then I have to go an watch Yamato, the drummers of Japan.

Just leave me alone!!!

It doens't always work twice man.

I used to like BMW, but when I see their latest model...

Hey, keep that link for your grandma. Could be a very good x-mas present, no? Hahahaha

Quite interesting, never thought about how these models are made.

It's still under construction, but what will it be at the end?

Most likely a repost, but still amazing. DHTML-Lemmings...

So long, wish you a successful week


Posted by Matth at 16:35 2 comment(s)
Friday July 23, 2004
Friday
Category: Cool Linkdumps

A short one for Friday!

What is Sweden's most dependable car? Hehe, not what you're thinking it is!

Bad idea boy! Another chapter of the book of pain! It's the eye exam!

Hey, why don't you buy some money?

Or how about to get that skycycle? Man, amazing what people come up with.

Watch that stupid video at your own risk. It hurts to see that pool flip.

And for all those with an easy job. Bounce on the bikini!

So long...

PS: Lawrence, no unfortunately I haven't been at that hotel, but it is said it is really nice...


Posted by Matth at 09:23 0 comment(s)
Tuesday July 13, 2004
Beershots
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Just got back from Verona and I must say it was wonderful.

What movie villian are you?

In case you haven't seen it yet. The Cameron Diaz SM video. Poor quality though and 66 MB!
[NSFW]

Another celebrity, but not naked but just looking good.

Hehe, just think about it. With the right motivation...

Watch the first trial of passive walking machine. Quite clever (4.5MB)

This is from the category of inventions that the world has not asked for.

Yet another example for the most stupid person contest.

Well, that's why you always should test it first. Ouch!

WTF is that. What are the chances to get into such an accident? You might want to skip that one, it's really disturbing.

Yeah, keep on dreaming!

Hehe, now also women will be able to park a car! (3.9MB)

This is a nice paint-job indeed.

Have a look at these beershots. Kinda makes me thirsty...

Wouldn't it be nice to have a little boat-trip? It would be soo romantic...

Enough for today. Have fun!


Posted by Matth at 22:08 0 comment(s)
Monday June 28, 2004
Color in Motion!
Category: Cool Linkdumps

An Animated and Interactive Experience of Color Communication and Color Symbolism. Color in Motion!

If you get such a view in this coupster than I want one!

What kind of number was that? Seems to make you sick, huh?

Have you ever been called a lazy bum but not had any concrete evidence to back it up? Well worry on more...

Gee, if I had known that one, I would have become a priest!

Lookie lookie, fire! OMG!!! LOL look how that n00b got flamed!!

Hehe, does this mean go at it?

I'm at a loss of words. What could you say to that?

Stefan & Yves. They juggle!(21.9MB!)

18 hours of my life! Sorry that sucked so much!

So long!


Posted by Matth at 23:12 0 comment(s)
Tuesday June 22, 2004
Base Jumping
Category: Cool Linkdumps