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Sunday October 3, 2004 |
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Murphys Law |
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Of course, you can call this Multi Level Moves but it's just plain gym, no? Although I'm very impressed. (Might be a repost, and is about 20MB!)
Guess this another repost, but it still looks fascinating how fast the helicopter sinks. (2.8MB)
Now this looks very promising. Impressive grafics. I want one of these... (9.2MB)
Surgery of Ancient Rome. Looks pretty scary to me...
If you still feel hungry after this, you might try the 8'500 calorie manwich!
Hehe, this is a perfect example of Murphy's law! If something can go wrong, it will...
Hahaha, what's wrong with this one here??? And he's still not faster.
Now that I've seen it in fullscreen I don't have to go there myself...
Hehe, this got a bit out of hand.
When Harry met Sally, but this time it's Harry's turn...
ZZZAP
So long.
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Posted by Matth at 09:02 |
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Nothing to do |
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I'm lovin' it!
This is for the ones, that have nothing to do in the office. I had to block that page in our office ;)
Tom or Jerry, one of my favorites cartoons.
Man, there must be people out there with way too much time on their hands. The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Robots. Where can I sign up?
Then again, if I had more time, TrainingStationInc.com would be for me.
BTW, have I ever shown you where I live? Wonderful pic. It's on the top left...
Thank god the call was cheap. But maybe that's not everything... (Video, 950KB)
Here's a great video about a plane test-crash. 500 mph against a concrete wall, wow. About 4 MB. Amazing, the plane just disappears!
Hehe, maybe this guy should take some lessons from the little kid...
Oh my god, can she please search me?
Saturday's Child works hard for a living.
I will die when I'm almost 87. Oh well, that'll be then in sometimes in 2056...
So long.
PS: Nobody has any news on the blue chamber??
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Posted by Matth at 12:43 |
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Saturday September 11, 2004 |
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Official Dreamcar |
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Hi there. Yes, I'm still here, just had way too little time recently and was always travelling. Seems Naomi took it really over here... So here are my few links.
This guy here is completely nuts. He's skydiving without wearing a parachute. He just holds it in his hands! (5.2MB)
Cool fish. I hope I never meet any of these when I'm diving.
Some typical young guys doing crazy stuff. Far from reaching a jackass-level though. (almost 10 MB).
Similar stunt. Not bad a jump.
And after a big task you need a beer.
Other category. I'd love to have such a plane, though it sure must be difficult to fly.
Hehe, what an idea. Switching heads is fun.
Hehe, cool advertisement from Nike.
Not soo cook, but rather just plain stupid. Crushing cans... (2 MB)
The official car of your dreams. Well, not quite, I could think of some other car(s)... And for the youngsters: Do not drive without a valid licence!!
I like that pilot. He keeps his nerves in even impossible situation. I probably would have turned around immediately. More on FlightLevel350.
I would say that this is very embarrassing, but still, they have courage. Would you stand there and sing in front of the crowd?
Another conspiracy site against NASA.
Have you been abducted by aliens too?
Sorry for any re-posts.
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Posted by Matth at 19:29 |
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Friday August 27, 2004 |
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Sci-fi |
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Fire Diving, what a great new sport. Too bad we don't have any forest fires here in Switzerland and even less planes fighting against them.
Some news from a distant planet. The spirit was willing, but the flash was weak.
Another sports event, a bit too far from my home. Gravity races which feature Bentleys, Porsches, Mazdas etc... The cars look cool.
Hehe, the 10 "best" Black Metal pics. How Mike got it down to just 10 we will never know!
Can I have some of these? I'll never pay for electricity again with these super wires. And a good advice to stockholders, get rid of your electricity stocks ;)
Blade Runner on top of the top 10 sci-fi films is a bit surprising to me. I never really liked it, but maybe I'll have to watch it once again. My favorite is certainly Alien. The long intro is among the best in film history. Besides that, I can't dispute much with the list, but then, I haven't seen all of them. Have you?
Interesting medal tally. Switzerland is down on 24 (but at least way ahead of GB and CDN ;)... Anyone here from the Bahamas that we can congratulate?
And here's the face of tomorrow. Give yourself a kick and get your city online as well!
And here's the meanist terror attack ever. They threaten Bush directly and his famous beer commercials "What's up". Has anyone a link to the originals as well?
So long. M.
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Posted by Matth at 13:32 |
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Tuesday August 17, 2004 |
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Ancient Technology |
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Wow, after all these comments I felt obliged to make a post.
Hey, I didn't know that Coolios ws that famous. On my last trip to LA I've taken that pic here...
With this site you can be your own DJ. Cool idea and fun to play a bit around.
Hehe, talking about movies, have you seen the latest part of Kill Bill?
Oh my f***** god, why can't these stupid stars not just stick to what they do? I don't even want to listen to it...
Blow it up. Neat game.
Yet another game. Drive the car through the labyrinth. Quite tricky!
Ill fitting underwear can be deadly! (531 KB)
Ready for the IPO the first picture of the headquarters of Google have been revealed!
Here is something about forgotten technology! Amazing.
And by the way, my parents are cooler than yours!!
So long...
PS: Where are my co-bloggers lately?
And... since Coolio thought about bringing this blog to an end, I wanted to use this also to get some feedback from the audience.
Please let me know what you appreciate most. Is it just cool (what is cool?) links to funny stuff out there, is it games that you want to see, or comments on politics, weird stuff, sex?, or commercials, or anything else? Where do you want me to put the focus on? Or is it just fine as it is?
Questions over questions....
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Posted by Matth at 23:29 |
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Saturday August 14, 2004 |
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Fighting |
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What a picture.
Now these are for once really cool design concepts. Love to have that wacca or the tag.
And then, this message is crystal clear. Maybe I should also start making some sports?
Talking about sports, heres something. But maybe it is meant to do the sport? Well anyway, here are the best NBA Fights. (8.5 MB) And I always thought, Basketball was a no contact sport.
If you are into fighting, then here are some various fight clips, though nothing that great.
Less fighting, but a nice clip is The Sword.
Peaceful fighting will be featured in Athens in the next weeks.
Another rather disturbing story is the one of a five year old girl giving birth!
And finally, last but not least, one of the better sites I have seen recently. At least there is not much crap on it!
Wish you a wonderful weekend.
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Posted by Matth at 10:15 |
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Saturday July 31, 2004 |
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Batman |
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Saturday and it's warm and sunny. What can you ask for more? Well, maybe a couple of cool links...
Is this a repost? Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. The first use of a curse word in a major blog?
Lawrence, I really liked your batsuit, but this batman is WAY better! Oh man, it's incredible.
With all these greate images and videos, I'd need a bigger floppy-disc to save all that...
Here's another nice one that could safe you a lot of time. Next time you have to create a ransom note use this page. I really wonder why you should use that only for entertainment purposes?!
If you're in a hurry, simply watch the ultra-short version of the Lion King.
Hey, to be in a hurry is ok, but still, don't drive too fast or... I really would congratulate that guy, how can you do that??
Aren't these cool windows?
So long...
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Posted by Matth at 11:50 |
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Tuesday July 13, 2004 |
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Beershots |
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Just got back from Verona and I must say it was wonderful.
What movie villian are you?
In case you haven't seen it yet. The Cameron Diaz SM video. Poor quality though and 66 MB!
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Another celebrity, but not naked but just looking good.
Hehe, just think about it. With the right motivation...
Watch the first trial of passive walking machine. Quite clever (4.5MB)
This is from the category of inventions that the world has not asked for.
Yet another example for the most stupid person contest.
Well, that's why you always should test it first. Ouch!
WTF is that. What are the chances to get into such an accident? You might want to skip that one, it's really disturbing.
Yeah, keep on dreaming!
Hehe, now also women will be able to park a car! (3.9MB)
This is a nice paint-job indeed.
Have a look at these beershots. Kinda makes me thirsty...
Wouldn't it be nice to have a little boat-trip? It would be soo romantic...
Enough for today. Have fun!
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Posted by Matth at 22:08 |
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Wednesday June 2, 2004 |
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Life's a beach |
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One of the rare occasions where I'm getting some links. So here are some videos...
For some moments you have to get a pokerface!
And here we have a little mozart, or maybe a rock musician!
It looks like remote controlled cars, but these are for real! Wish I had one of these...
 This could be out of a movie. Being lifted up into the sky by some balloons?! Kids, don't try this at home!
LOL, ROFL. There's just one word! Sorry!
And this should explain, where the corn signs come from. An intergalactical self portrait!
Lowriders are just plain cool, but this one jumped a bit too high though.
A pretty hefty animation at 26.1 mb that you can watch on that site. This Wonderful Life! And she's cute too. And most interestingly, it was done on a standard PC!
An old one, but still funny. Don't eat fish at the aquarium!
If you have to go, you have to go.
Just wooow. I'm impressed!
Why this never happens in front of me?
Life's a beach, and then you die!
That's it for today.
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Sunday May 9, 2004 |
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Football |
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The weekends over again. Shit. But hopefully these links will cheer you up as well.
Better watch out when your boat was in service. Don't have it done in october!!
Although not funny, it's rather interesting. It's a bit like Kill Bill, only that it's nature. It's simply a massacre!
Are you looking for that car manual? If it's an oldtimer, you might find it here!
I think this is a repost, but I'm still amazed by the transformation the car went through.
Woow, what kind of oponent is that? I'd say give it a faster processor and you've got a winner!
Oh well, you better don't mess with cops, do you?
well, what can you say to that? Weird.
Hahaha, that one is cool. Do you love beer too? Here's your site!
Again I guess this is a repost, so please excuse. But for those that haven't seen it. Can I have such a Lassie too?
The EM is coming, but we probably won't see such shots too often...
So long...
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Posted by Matth at 21:30 |
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Tuesday March 16, 2004 |
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This and that |
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Haven't bee able to post something lately. Hope you like these clips.
Street kids perform some street tricks. Not bad.
Talking about kids, oops...
Do you have some imagination?
Is this the new kind of body-painting?
Now is it that time of the year again?
It seems very much so. Sometimes it's better to let go man...
Do you know the clock that never works?
There is only one thing to say. Oouuchhh!
Don't show this to your kids, or they'll start walking like that.
Wanna compare some objects with the pictures from mars?
Gee, how does he do it? I'd like to be able to fly too.
Or is it time to move out from home?
c ya.
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Thursday January 8, 2004 |
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Swamp soccer |
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Hi there,
Finally I find the time to post something again. But it seems, that with so many co-bloggers, it wasn't a big tragedy...
First of all I would like to wish you all a Happy New Year and lot's of success. For that all our blog-wishes may come true ;)
It's certainly hard enough to solve a rubics cube with two hands, but with only one?
Are you looking for a criminal the these links might help. There's a first tool to build a face.
This is one looks much better.
Do you want a beer? Too bad they're all empty!
Have you ever seen a Pink Tank? Me neither.
The Centibots are a team of 100 autonomous robots (80 ActivMedia Amigobot and 20 ActivMedia Pioneer 2 AT). The goal of the project is to demonstrate by January 2004, 100 robots mapping, tracking, guarding in a coherent fashion during a period of 24 hours.
Do you have a clue what that means?
Do you now what lucky really means? Well, I'd say that Railroad Joe is damn lucky!
The Fontifier. This will get your own handwriting as a PC font. Not bad, but then nobody would be able to read my mails...
 Why wrestle in mud, when you can play swamp soccer?
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Posted by Matth at 23:20 |
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Friday December 26, 2003 |
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Little one |
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Yes, although it might not look like it, I do have a life besides blogging...
Yet still, I couldn't resist to post these here.
And many thanks to all the votes. We're on the top, yes!!
Daily topless! No Ads. No Spam. No Pop-ups. No Bull.
New Topless Girls Everyday and that's it, as simple as that.
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Next time a plane crashes, you can get all the information at AirDisaster.com. Personally though, I prefer Aviation Safety Network. Very informative...
Oops-movies show plenty of breasts. But don't click on the arrows on top. There are no more movies, it's just a website that tries to download a trojan! I especially like the first one.
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And then, I'd love to see these technologies arrive sooner than later.
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Friday December 19, 2003 |
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Amateurs |
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First of all, I have some bad news. Our IT amateurs in the office have blocked most of the internet access and therefore I won't be able to update the blog no longer from my office. I still will update it from home, but the frequency might suffer a bit.
So here is little one for the moment.
Find your birthday star!
Bibleman to the rescue!
Hey, if you look for a tattoo, the here's the site.
But I'm sure, you're looking more for erotic figures...
And then, there's this Tsunami museum.
So long for tonight. I'm just back from watching LOR III. Not bad, but for me it was sort of too much of everything, and it had some lengths in it. Couldn't say that it was really the final climax. Good, but not superb, yet still worth seeing. Especially to finally see how it ends.
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Posted by Matth at 07:34 |
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Tuesday December 9, 2003 |
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This and that |
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It's been a long time, but I hope I've got some nice ones for you.
Let's start light and flying. Be a colibri and use it to undress women.
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Are you looking for a miserable failure? Look no further, Google has the answer for us all. It's George Bush! Hehe, I really start liking Google again.
After some politics, I have something lighter again. Choose your color. I'm aquamarine.
What are your favorite Top 10 DSL's? The selection is not so bad, but I'd definitely have another selection. And the images are a bit small.
If all this makes you thirsty why not have a beer. But be aware of the calories it has.
With a beer, it's always nice to have some fireworks. But go and get your dog on a line!
Hehe, that's what the police is really for. To acertain law and order. Can you imagine, if everybody just would start pop balloons?
Yet another one for the category How to. The Right Way to Squeeze a Pimple. Hopefully this wont' get you a ticket...
I love the idea. Get Jen + Ben a blow and donate for that idiot.
That should be enough for today, no?
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Posted by Matth at 14:59 |
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Monday November 17, 2003 |
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Bush + Kylie |
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Very good idea. I'd recommend that we all starve them to death, so we can't kill em...
And the reality has a Big Moron as our Master Big Brother. Orwell was a prophet, or so...
Hehe, that's probably not the worst that could happen, but it could well be.
And here's a little joke of our good old friend:
Kofi Annan ask Georg Bush whether they have any proof of WMD in Iraq. Bush answers immediately: Sure, we have kept copies of all invoices we issued...
Oh well, not soo good, but...
I just love Body Painting
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How do people come up with all these ideas? Truly amazing.
Ha, another good one to show, what you can do with Lego. Why not invent a machine to solve a Rubiks Cube?
Even scientiest agree, Kylies bum is perfect!
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Saturday November 15, 2003 |
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It's about time for an update! |
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Breaking News: War on terror is over!
Who says, that farm girls are not sexy? This calendar proves them all wrong.
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Gee, this is certainly not the way to enter the matrix. But to me, this seems much more like a punishment.
And here are some examples, maybe these guys are right after all? But hey, who cares?
If you haven't yet been fully numbed by numbers, cook by numbers!
Hehe, that's the reason, why rabbits belong into a stable, and not around computers.
Talking about high-tech. This is a real new approach to launch a plane. So there will be submarine aircraft carriers anytime soon? Makes you wonder how they land...
Finally the riddle is solved. Ever wondered how the crop circles are done? Here's the answer. Logic, no?
Numbers keep coming up. What would you associate 106'456'367'669 with?
A flying RC car. Cool!
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Posted by Matth at 14:21 |
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Thursday October 16, 2003 |
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Barbie's and more |
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Hey, do you feel REALLY hungry? You must get a burger here.
And maybe we should organize a contest, who can finish one first...
Have these girls been at that pub? After two full onions... you fart like a pro.
Cute, very cute...
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Is this a leftover from the .com hype? Maybe somebody should tell them, that they also have to make some revenue in order to stay in business? Go and get it!
Can we all tell a story on textsoup? Everybody should add a word...
Another reflex test. How fast are you? I got a 0.157, and once a 0.047, but I reckon that was by accident.
Nice pic, and a somewhat interesting explanation of the Moon Illusion.
Ohh yes, it'll be available for X-Mas!!! BarbieOS 0.99, finally....
And for our German-Readers:
Schumacher will compete against a Jet-Fighter! Will he still win?
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Monday October 13, 2003 |
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Very bizarre stuff |
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A shorty for today. Just some very bizarre crap...
If you ever want to get rid of a loved one, here are a couple of ideas. The top 10 Homicides for 2000
Just imagine, what you could do... [NSFW]
The first porntest is the best, the rest is so so la la...
Britney again but are these for real? Actually, I don't care, there's better out there...
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Bizarre, bizarre!Leather Sex Fantasy
And this is not just the ordinary doll. I truly wonder who buys such stuff. [LSFW]
Oh excuse me, can you give me a hand?
How do you access that, without a home, huh? The site for the homeless
Oops, that boat seems to have a very good acceleration!!
Enjoy!
PS: Too good I'm the boss, so I can prepare this NSFW-stuff also at work...
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Sunday... |
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Everything you ever wanted to know about sex!
This is for our girls. With that dress, you'll never forget a condom anymore. Wonder what message you'll give with that...
And then you can always use condoms for a little promotion!
Shouldn't we all be a little bit more French?!
Have you ever wanted to see Britneys Boobies? Don't know if this is a hoax, wasn't patient enough to do stare at it long enough.
Damn, it's already sold out. This is exactly what I've been looking for a long time.
Never trust a woman! Oouchhh!!!
Talking about pain! Don't watch this! It hurts only watching it! [NSFW]
Now this is finally a cool invention!
No, No, no... I only live there!
If you don't know yet what you want for XMas. A perfect present for all snowboarders!
The Spamdemic Map. It's a bit too big.
Well, this one's a bit late, but summer will come again. And then you'll be ready for the ultimate water gun!
That's it for the moment.
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Saturday September 27, 2003 |
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One for the weekend |
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It's about time that I help Coolio out with a posting.
Are you getting married. Or even better your friends? Then you have to visit stag and hen. It hasn't to do anything with a stag-night, or hen-party, but brings the best in porn, humour and entertainment...
Have you been laid off? Still looking for a new job? Have programming skills? Then you might want to check out the internet coding battle! Google is on a seemingly insatiable hunt for new employees. Think of it as a job interview with a large potential cash bonus just for showing up. But then, you'd have to move to the US probably.
Lately I was talking about trends. Hopefully this does not become one. Listen to your favorite movie!
Then now and again a link 4 the ladies.
Can't wait until Matrix 3 gets out. In the meantime, have a bud aehm, Heineken.
And somebody even paid $123 for air?!
Another Stick Man film. Vehicle Survival
The catholic church is going new ways to get attention. Super Pope always helps you.
Of course, we should also give room to the other side. Have a soul left? Get your online quotation! Ha, I'm only worth Ł4'255! No way that they get me.
Maybe if I join a class action suit I'll make the big money? It certainly beats working!
Mozart was a genius. And sometimes it takes some time to realize stuff. Amazing, it even creates the score.
Someone has left a driver's license in the copy machine of building one. If it is yours, come see me! Dilbert in an other form.
I would never succeed in star search, but maybe I'll make it in the film business, as a trained casualty?
Woow, it's amazing what you can do with simple ASCII!
But then again, it doesn't take a lot for some fun. A couple of hands will do.
Until next week.
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Monday September 22, 2003 |
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Gross |
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Eventually I'm able to post a couple of links too. It seems, that our links are too good, so everybody wants to have a look. Well, I'll try hard to keep it like that.
If you're into wrestling, then you'll love that one. For me though, it really hurts just to watch it. Ouch! Combatzone Wrestling
Gross warning ahead! If you like such stuff, here you'll find plenty of images, videos or stories!
Why don't you do something for your education and visit a museum? So if you ever wondered, what the
ending screens for your favorite video games looked like...
Finally there's a preview of Kill Bill!
It's a sad world. Watch Fat Bob getting laid. The question is only, who should you be more sorry for?
That would be something for Indiana Jones XXVII, as Indy is afraid of snakes. Just imagine it happened to you.
Parents always tell their kids that candies are no good for ya. And if you don't listen, then you have to feel it...
This would be handy for my business trip. So I don't have to do it myself haha.
Besides having over 400 films, maybe he used this device too, to break the masturbation world record!
Whoaaa, Microsoft never gets enough. Now they also make cell phones. Hope that code is not so buggy as all the rest. Or maybe we just get used to reboot our phones every two hours or so...
Just a little recommendation for your next holiday...Ouch, definitely not for me.
And then, there's a little something for the scientist in us. Ever wondered what happens to CD-ROMS at high speeds?
Then, as the economy still does not get better, maybe you want to safe on your fitness studio membership? Here are a couple of excersise to do at home.
To finish, again some politics... President Bush is delivering his annual keynote address to congress.
Have fun!
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Tuesday September 16, 2003 |
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Babies and more |
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Ever wondered what your name looks like in chinese? Here's mine.

If you like babies, then this is certainly for you. Create your own historic tales.
If you don't, then you should order some stickers, and put them up in your area.
And if you killed them all, we'll have to wear babywear ourselves.
But then, to get babies, you first need a girlfriend. If you have one, then buying her stuff from time to time certainly improves the relationship. Why don't you get her some Australian Koala Poo Earrings?
Or how about a hair extension? Although it's only digital. But hey, after all, it's the thought that counts, no?
Isn't the internet an amazing place? You'll find how-tos for probably every situation. Here's the one, if you need to baptize someone in an emergency! So if you found a girlfriend, but she isn't baptized yet, then you know how-to. But be aware: Do not baptize a person while they are unconscious.
And eventually, if you have everything, and start building you home, you can design your kitchen with this.
Now this is a true sign. Not like all the others in the corn fields. But to be honest, I have no clue what that should be.
At last something which is NSFW. Go for that smelly doll! Change the last two numbers in the URL for more chicks.
And here you have the reason, why I haven't yet upgraded to WinXP. Can you tell, what your PC is doing when you are away?
PS: I was talking about Popeye yesterday, no? Here's one that has gone mad! (NSFW)
Later.
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Monday September 15, 2003 |
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Back again... |
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I'm pretty much covered with work so had almost no spare time. Not even to read the other postings. Hope I don't do too many double posts...
It's just too much fun making fun of Bush. Have you seen the latest box office hit? And yet another one featuring our beloved Bush.
Bush in the Matrix?
Talking about the AniMatrix. Have you seen all movies? Excellent stuff, but takes some time to download.
And I always thought, that Popeye was a cartoon too!
Why don't you take a survey, huh? How
big is your e-penis? Let me know if you find the 4/4 combination.
Ebay, oops, I mean eLey, the World's Online Whorehouse!
And here's another proof ahm, spoof, that Saddam is still alive.
Gee, where can I buy that? I want to be the ultimate couch potatoe
It's unbelieveable. They want to cut costs, and don't realize how they waste it. That's where our taxes go!
That's it, gotta go now.
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Tuesday September 9, 2003 |
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Paris |
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Hi there
Today I'm in Paris, so I thought I'll prepare a little bit about it.

But before that I have to break some really bad news. I'm gonna die on Friday, September 17, 2055!
Maybe after checking their safety record my chances are not soo good?
So to be able to show some coolness factor, these tips will help!
What a shame that I'm going to a city, and therefor won't see the French Country Chicks ;)
Have you seen that movie? Slap her, she's French! (No French people were harmed during the making of this movie...)
And finally some other crap.
It seems, there is more to crap than the first thought might suggest. I got 9 out of 16, it shows that I'm not working in an art gallery.
With a camera everybody is a (crap) artist.
Featuring crap that sells on the Internet!
Maybe this is some useful crap?
Last but not least, The Page Of Completely Useless Crap
A parrot that calls 911? Aparantely not.
For all German speaking "Chauvis"! Die Chauvi-Seite.
So if your girlfriend is not behaving, you know what you have to do (or not). NSFW
Oops, and I almost forgot. Have you heard that wine drinkers are more fertile? But is it really the wine? Or is it that girls that drink are more likely to get screwed?
Oh, BTW, have I already told you about my new car
? I wish it was true...
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Monday September 8, 2003 |
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Let's start the week |
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Good Morning everybody
Here are a couple of links I found through the weekend. Hope it'll help for a funny start into the week.
It also seems that my political links have somewhat hit a sensitive spot. I certainly will focus on funny or strange stuff, but I will also post stuff, that I came across and that somehow made me thinking. And that includes politics. But I'll warn you from now on ;)
So here are a couple of news items:
Can you imagine swallowing more than one oyster per second, for three minutes?
Who wouldn't be "overwhelmed and relieved" after getting USD 225K? Can somebody slam my head on a car? I guess for that amount I wouldn't mind.
Gee, another Jackass victim. Somehow it's hard to belief how stupid people really are.
A little shockwave movie. Is this a preview of Tarantinos "Kill Bill"?
Don't have a girlfriend yet? Get the Instant Girlfriend Kit!
For Monday morning, of course I have a little morale booster! Though it was aimed for the troops, I'm sure you'll like it too. BTW, NSFW!
Coolio?? I'm really shocked to see, that you are also in the deface web sites business!
The Internet is Shit!
Time travel with John Titor. A prediction? "The civil war in the United States will start in 2004. I would describe it as having a Waco type event every month that steadily gets worse. The conflict will consume everyone in the US by 2012 and end in 2015 with a very short WWIII."
The Best Page in the Universe. If you disagree with anything you find on this page, you are wrong.
I guess this is a re-post: Google 4 H4x0r
For German speaking guys looking for their next holiday destination!
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Friday September 5, 2003 |
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The weekend's here!! |
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Well, a little update for the weekend. Hope you enjoy it.
While Arnold "Noldis" Schwarzeneggers best times might have been long ago, there is a new generation coming!
Not yet allowed to drink, and got already a six-pack!
Of course there are also nice and strong women out there:
Why don't you scan your body?
Better get your important stuff out of the way!
This is not for the fainted hearted. Quite shocking pics! It's a PowerPoint presentation that I got by mail. And the lesson is? Never run from the Police! Well, I certainly wouldn't even have the guts to jump! Mabe it was even this guy that took the pics?
Has this one already been posted? Anyway, this is what I call a decent shave! Maybe not NSFW, but it's weekend anyway ;-)
Well, I always say that drugs should be natural!
"This president is a miserable failure." Hehe, I knew it long ago.
Finally the US wakes up and realizes the mess that George "Brezel" Bush has made. I truly hope that the rest of the world lets them alone now. Apparantely the thought, they can do it alone, so finish it also alone.
Maybe this is the reason why the whole world gets more and more f***ed up? Why can't they just do their job, but have to sing as well, huh? Maybe Bush is also singing? Has anybody proof for that?
Oh well, women always have it easier. If it's not the lap dancing club that pays their invoices, they sure find a nice guy doin it...
This should be enough for the moment, no?
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Thursday September 4, 2003 |
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Insects |
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To get your own company, you just have to get a good idea. Why not sell insects, huh? And if you're not yet a collector, they will help you set up etc!
And if you don't collect them, then why not eat them?
There are many reasons why not (try)
It's been a while, but other cultures, other food.
Before you try it yourself, read this recipe. And by the way, let me know how it tastes!
Actually, there seems to be a big lobby out there, trying to convince us to eat bugs!
Hmm, makes you think what their motivation behind all this could be. Was Starship Troopers just a movie?
Don't forget about the urban legends involving insects. This one though has the status of false!
Enough!
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