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Wednesday October 13, 2004
Lack of a title
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Glitch Art...hehe...interesting concept

The DAM guide to scary Asian food.

This one if for Attu. The anti-stalking web site.

Along the same lines, The Case of the Stalking stuffer. heehee

Hey Flip! Do you wear these socks?

Squiggle Ball experiment. Cool.

Donuts are forever. wtf?

The sound of eating - a guide to the pacman universe. ???

The act or process of sucking.

What the hell? Suction testicle man's autoyard.

God hates figs.

Rectal Foreign Objects. Too much information.

AHAHAHAHA!@ Tour de butt! [LSFW]

And here is the butt buffer!

In case any of you guys have flat asses. Butt for You. heeheeee..

And finally, Masterbate for peace. Any excuse...


Posted by Naomi at 17:51 13 comment(s)
Tuesday October 12, 2004
Food
Category: Cool Linkdumps

I'm super hungry, so this post will be food based.

What if food was dirty and sex was clean?

Show me what you are eating.

Edible/Inedible Experiments archive.

Solar Cooking Archive. Neat-o

The food museum online.

Girls eating sandwiches.

Zack's bug eating page...ick!

And the history of eating utensils. Until tomorrow!~


Posted by Naomi at 21:23 10 comment(s)
I am...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Arse I am. Cool stuff.

I am not A geek. For all us geeks-in-denials..heehee.

I am spoonbender.

I am the Very Model of Computerized Librarian..wtf?

The I am Beautiful project. I already feel more beautiful...hehe..

I am an idiot...yep I really am.

Can you guess who I am?

I am f.a.q.

I am a witch.

I am eating my husband's soul. huh??

I am blogeur.


Posted by Naomi at 17:10 13 comment(s)
Hairy
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Hairy backs...turn on or turn off?

Porn pet peeves 'I’m sorry but ass zits, horsy faces, sagging breasts, and hairy backs just don’t do it for me.'

What's in a name?

A Proposal for a dating service for men with hairy backs. HAHAHAHA! No wonder it was withdrawn.

Exponential growth.

Hairy men fetishes. ewwwwwwwwww!

Hairy ass recipe.

Milkmen. Fathers who breast feed.

I'll wax my hair ass!

My cock is raging.

The forest of the ass.

And for halloween, you can get black hairy feet.

My first strap-on dildo. [NSFW]

User sutra. The Art of Enhancing User Experience and Making it Pleasurable.


Posted by Naomi at 15:09 9 comment(s)
Friday October 8, 2004
Tempting
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Tempting toys.

Tempting sheers. [NSFW]

hehe...resist temptation!

Testing Temptation. This is a little too much deep reading for me, but may ionterest others.

How to resist temptation.

New yorkers confront temptation.

The inflatable love sheep. wtf is this????

The inflatable animal fetish page. Should have put this in my fetish post.

Take those rusty neurons out for a grind.

Until tuesday!


Posted by Naomi at 19:55 8 comment(s)
Thank you!
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Thank you all for all your great comments! I never intended on leaving coolios...was just thinking of taking a bit of a breather.

Art meets spell-check. The funny thing is that the artisit is offended! What about Einstein...or Shakespeare?

The Engrish store. hehe.

Four day Eroticon festival. wtfff? More here. [NSFW]

Sloganize!

The number of the beast. For some reason I think this is a repost.

Apply the Balance Theory of Yin Yang Five Elements on Chinese Astrology...hmmm...

Cryonic procedure.

The Hum.

Archive X. A collection of paranormal stories.

Kissing hank's ass. ???

And if you are really bored. A short history of vacuums terminology and technology.

All about gin. Holy crap! i get my days worth of calories in gin alone!

How to spend the rest of your workday. Click all these damn buttons!

That's it for now! Maybe more later.



Posted by Naomi at 15:57 18 comment(s)
Break
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Hey all...i may be taking a break from blogging here at coolios...it takes up a lot of my time to think of themes, and then to search for interesting sites. Not only that, the comment section sucks, plus I post very part time at attu's (which i'll be continuing ), as well as at hunk heaven of course. I'm not too sure of this yet...but tomorrow may be my last post at coolios for awhile. I will have the weekend to make my decision. I appreciate the feedback we get. Kepp on rockin all my fellow co-bloggers!!!!!!!!!! Until tomorrow.


Posted by Naomi at 00:47 40 comment(s)
Thursday October 7, 2004
New fetishes
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Flip's new fetish is girls riding bulls. What is your fetish?

Tickle fetish girls.

Hat fetish. wtf?

Signs you have a boot fetish.

Ondine's thought on nail fetish.

dirtyquestions .com

Chopped off hand fetish?? wtf?

retro rubber ducky.

On the same note, rubber ducky of death.



Posted by Naomi at 20:06 7 comment(s)
Space
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Space Adventures.

History of US space suits.

This is so cool...and eerie. Space sounds, and solar sounds.

Online space explorations.

Cool. Space Imaging.

What's up in space?

Sex that is out of this world.

The country the size of a booger. hehe

X-moment.

Bone clones.

The upside down map page.

Sex on a stick.

Post letters to the Lovetron 5000. wtfff????

Hire a text flirt today!

Perhaps more later!! Cheers all!


Posted by Naomi at 15:27 6 comment(s)
Wednesday October 6, 2004
Funny town names.
Category: Cool Linkdumps

UrBalloon. WOW!

More funny town names. Sexmoan! that should have been in my moaning post a few days back!

Ted's cave journal.

More cave stuff:

The caves of Lascaux

The secret caves of Han-sur-lesse.

Cave imagery. Awesome.

Biology of marine caves.

That's it for me! Just wanted to leave you with some rather interesting and educational links!


Posted by Naomi at 21:04 8 comment(s)
Naughty
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Naughty Naomi...hehe [NSFW]

Nasonov ArT. Bizarre

Pre-Algebra from another dimension.

Railroad fetichism.

The absurdity of vivisection. Disturbing.

Twister demo. Cool!

Microsoft Windows Service Pack 2 Fix List. wtffffffff??? This is craziness!

Sweet beautiful drunk talk.

Twinkie wedding cake. heehee..

Dildo Art!

I think I may want to move to the community of Dildo. HAHAHAHA!

Clitical.com's dildo reviews. [NSFW]

The history of the dildo and masterbation.

What is in your girlfriends tickle trunk? I'll tell you my secrets if you tell me yours.

Test your dildo knowledge. OMFG! i got 8 out of ten...i'm not sure what that says about me.

Cheers all!


Posted by Naomi at 15:45 20 comment(s)
Tuesday October 5, 2004
Your links
Category: Cool Linkdumps

I've been neglecting to post your submitted links. Quite selfish of me because all i want to do is surf on my own! Anyway, here are a few from you.

From SHerry: Man mistakenly cuts off genitalia, dog eats it. how the fuck can you cut off your penis by mistake??????

Convict: Watch mt. st. helens live. Great find!

Dennis: Big tits and round asses. [NSFW]

lotte420: catapult game.

And from Chiquita...i give you Chiquita. [NSFW]

And a few more from me:

Along the same line as monique's nipple toys...pasties!! These thngs are so much fun and drive my bf nuts! [NSFW]

The analysis of sensations.

Floating soap bubbles.

First scrap raft to cross the North Atlantic Ocean. wtf?

C'est tout pour moi mes amis!



Posted by Naomi at 18:02 15 comment(s)
Teasing Tuesday
Category: Cool Linkdumps

An eclectic collection of links.

Robbers in britain steal 6 truckloads of chocolate. Now that's a sweet tooth!

Car sex positions. [LSFW]

What the hell is this site all about?

How to flirt with a man online. heehee!

What Social Science can tell you about flirting and how to do it. Interesting read.

The flirting academy? wtf?

Klingons for Christ. huh???

A warrior's programming language.

The 'Are you a tease' Test. I am the Top Tease! What are you?

Cunnilingus tutor! HAHAHAHAHA!

Proposed Dutch law would prohibit unsolicited toe licking. ?????????

Whodunit. Another point-n-click game.

What is a Sonic Boom. Some awesome pics! More on the doppler effect and the sonic boom. Fascinating.

The hydrologic cycle.

I'll try to post submitted links a bit later.

Cheers all!


Posted by Naomi at 15:38 16 comment(s)
Monday October 4, 2004
A few more moans
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Moans-and-groans.

His moans, her moans, hormones.

Moaning cavern. Cool! Pictures here.

Why do girls/women moan during sex?

Moaning Frog.

And something totally unrelated.

Bloody finger mail..wtf?

ratwhowouldbeking: if you are reading this, i never got your email!


Posted by Naomi at 19:42 16 comment(s)
Monday Moans
Category: Cool Linkdumps

This snake enjoys the theater. Yikes!

Utilikilts. wtf?

German toilets.

History of Public toilets. Fascinating shit...heehee..

Things you wish your computer had. If you could get one wish, what would you wish for?

Scary

The world of puppets. I wonder if puppets disturb DNACowboy as much as clowns do.

And then there are vulva puppets. repost? Now these are disturbing.

The much needed kitty link.

How to whistle with two hands.

Odd Toot. ???

A modern guide to swinging.


Posted by Naomi at 16:05 14 comment(s)
Sunday October 3, 2004
Follow-up on whether to swallow.
Category: Cool Linkdumps

My last post made me think about this dilemna every girl goes thru. So i started looking stuff up.

How to perform fellatio. #1 - Consider bathing...HAHAHAHA! only consider it?

Why do men prefer a woman to swallow his cum>

An ejaculation only contains about 5 calories. A tasty treat after a workout. where's my bf when i need him?

Sex survey. Only 35% of women said they wuld swallow eagerly! wtf? Oh, and what is your favorite sex position? Let me know. I'm dying of curiosity. Mine is doggy, but only 26% of women chose that!!!

heehee...nice girls don't spit!

Oh! this is a new one! Not just 'how' to perform oral sex, but how to give your man the best blowjob ever! Study this article well girls, I'll be quizzing you later.

Anyway..enough about that....for now anyway..this may continue tomorrow when i have more time. Enjoy!@!


Posted by Naomi at 20:52 18 comment(s)
Sunday snooze.
Category: Cool Linkdumps

I think i'd have an anxiety attack just by going to this site. What is with all the Tapirs?

What's the deal with ramen noodles?

Mens lingerie. Check out the patchwork number. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The blow-up galleries. wtfffff??? Why are people so bloody demented?

Why too much sex isn't good in the long run...heeheee..

Is sex necessary? Just a few more reasons for me to have more sex.

A bunch of women on a forum about whether to swallow or not, and all the other different rather amusing things one can do with cum.

What do most women find appealing and sexy in a man? Sense of humor should be at the top of the list!

The all female belch page. omfg!

And belching bob samples. You may want to turn down the volume if at work.


Posted by Naomi at 17:34 15 comment(s)
Saturday October 2, 2004
Birthday partying woes
Category: Cool Linkdumps

zzzzz....thankfully it is the weekend and i can sleep off my hangover. Sorry for the delay in posts.

I always knew there were good reasons to wear thigh high or go-go boots.

A liquid that freezes when heated. Cool

Too drunk to Huck...yes Huck..wtf?

Signs that you are too drunk.

yep..here i am!

hehe..a whole site with hungover links! Great!

Edward sent me this link. I believe it may be a repost. I would love to know what our users would write in their own Brutally Honest Personal ad. Just put it in the comments. I may even do my own..heehee...

Requiem for a duck. huh?

OMG! HAHAHAH! I found a duck.

Is it Duct Tape, or Duck Tape? hmmm..the ever important question.

Carl Bark's Duck family tree.

Sorry about all the duck links..i love ducks, and had two as pets when i waqs a little girl. Remember to add you brutally honest personal to the comment section!

Cheers all!

more tomorrow.


Posted by Naomi at 16:55 14 comment(s)
Thursday September 30, 2004
Birthday!
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Yep...its my bd today! hooorayyy! On to some bd links.

Famous birthdays. Who was born on your birthday?

If anyone feels the need to buy me a bd gift I'd be willing to accept anything from this site

The birthday prank. heheh..

Bald headed action figure. :)

For those mornings when you just can't wake up. Caffeinated soap.

Elastic and Inelastic Collision.

Lotus Collection mini vagina. wtff?

Pluck the nose hair. HAHAHAHAH!

ANd how about the big nose appreciation page.

C-130 Hercules Nose Art.


Posted by Naomi at 15:23 34 comment(s)
Wednesday September 29, 2004
Copying..or stealing??
Category: Cool Linkdumps

In the last day, I have come across 2 sites that have literally copied and pasted my posts, and one was even translated into spanish (yes i speak spanish). I know i should be flattered but is kind of pisses me off since i'm doing all the work! Not to say I haven';t found some links i post from other linkdumps, but i would never ever have a post that did not include sites that i discovered on my own. So people, is this copying or stealing or both?

Here's a whole thread on this topic by BizTalk.

Another interesting article, this is even worse!

I wonder if i should write to tthe offenders and get them to acknowledge that their links are coming from Coolios. Opinions?

Joe Bob's Hooter list. There are a hell of a lot of names for breasts!

World directory of pasta shapes. Holy shit!

Ear wax candy...ewwwwwwwwwww..

heehee...the pseudoscience of ear wax removal.

From ear to eternity.

ok..enough about ear wax...actually enough of this post.
:)


Posted by Naomi at 21:08 34 comment(s)
complaining...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

heeheee...too funny 'Callers to the complaints were greeted by the abuse from someone using a north-eastern accent.The message, littered with four letter words, ended with the claim: "We are not going to handle any of your complaints... leave us alone, get a life." '

An oldie but a goodie. Read consumer complaints.

US beer consumption on the decline. What the f*ck is wrong with you people?

Even tho I have a cat, i'm not really a cat person, but i find it quite fascinating the amount of cat sites on the Web. But then I come across a pic like this and it all makes sense. awwwwwwwwwww

The essence of Hummer. huh?

The history of car logos.

2 turds.

Hand shadow illusions. How cool!

Another confession type site. Admit it!

Knocking on the Web's door. bizarre

Idiot rommate blog. How nice.

If i ever had sexual problems, I would NEVER EVER go to Sensual Wisdom. wtf?

You have reached Sensual Consciousness..uh huh

heeehee..I love the name of this product!



Posted by Naomi at 16:45 25 comment(s)
Tuesday September 28, 2004
Just plain gross
Category: Cool Linkdumps

This is just gross!! Why would someone find this to be sexually stimulating?

Dear penis - from eddiball..heehee

Interesting. World atlas of growing up sexually.

Belly button lint survey results. I love excavating for my bf's bb lint! heehee!

more on belly button lint.

Belly Button lint fly.....for fishing! wtfff?

Belly button lint for the soul.

Belly-Button Lint and Beer-Bubble Decay Are Among Subjects Studied by 2002 Ig Nobel Winners. whatt??

hmm..this is rather interesting, but somewhat disturbing ..IMO

Sick and famous..game..i think..

Kitty litter cake - yup..this guy has too much time on his hands!


that's it for me..you guys suck at comments...i'm not going to bother posting if you won't bother commenting..and i don't mean compliments..just reactions to the links...if they suck, let me know, if you like them let me know....otherwise...cya!


Posted by Naomi at 16:56 20 comment(s)
No Spanking
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Just for you DNA - who gets spanked first?

Beware the grease-painted one.

Dan's new gallery of scary clowns.

Clowning for christ. wtf?

porn clown posse. [NSFW]

Spanking Blog. [NSFW]

Intro to spanking.

I need to get one of these stickers.

How i got my husband to spank me.

Leather spanking skirt. .[NSFW]

Secretary spank toy.
[LSFW]

that's it for now...more later


Posted by Naomi at 16:04 10 comment(s)
Monday September 27, 2004
Your links.
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Clown links from monique: here and here[NSFW]

$6000 answer bounty from Ernie.

theo says to play Dragon Booster.

The next three are from miquelpusa. They do not play on my PC at work, therefore I have no clue whether they are [NSFW], or not. View at own risk.

Video 1

Video Two

Video 3

MrLeone gives us britney spears doing freestyle.

Last 2 from monique as well. Get your HouseBoy here and here! may be [NSFW]


Posted by Naomi at 19:33 16 comment(s)
mondays are evil..
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Inflatable museum. What's up with the fart bag?

Chest challenged chicks ring in bigger breasts. .Sure...that's going to work.

heehee..Askadick.com

New play being staged in the toilet. wtf?

I'm still half asleep, so here are a few pillow and sleep links, since i wish i were still in bed.

The godfather horse head pillow.

Viva la Tag Pillow Revolution. This is either very wierd, or else incredibly disturbing.

The wave pillow.

The approved fanlisting of sleeping.

Recreation and sleeping while living in space.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..

Point-and-click. Escape from detention.

Zentai woman. Huh?

Oh..this is awful! what is this world coming to???

Later!



Posted by Naomi at 16:01 14 comment(s)
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Wacky
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Strange facts.

Strangemag.com. This site has all sorts of interesting things to read!

Strange foreign objects in dog poop! HAHAHAHA! my dog once pooped a beautiful turd that was totally aquamarine. She had eaten a marker.

Strange new world. This may be a repost, but i have yet to have come across this...bizarre..but cool!

Strange coincidences archive.

Strange smiles.HAHAHA! I think for halloween, i'll get a schoolgirl outfit from lollipop lingerie, and wear some of these teeth. What fun!

This is just fucking strange and is probably a repost.

Aluminum Foil deflector beanie.

Since i have a salt and fresh water aquarium, this site interested me to no end. Strange fish identification.

Howstrange.com

The strange mechanism museum. Cool!

Alternative history.

Why is the sky dark?



Posted by Naomi at 02:20