Nothing gets me more exicted than an open directory filled with random images. Except for maybe Rod Steiger in spandex. rowr.

a rope walking game.

Surfing a really large wave. Almost zen like to watch.

olde timey pr0n. NSFW, no doubt.

Americans are getting a little crazy with the size of their vehicles. Dont you think?

A rather unfortunate author name/book cover combination. I didnt know this was an Olympic sport. I should at least qualify for a silver in this event.

Fonts straight out of Arkham Hospital. You can also download and send your friends a Western Union telegram as they did in the 1930s!

This is Rock and Roll

Is it just me, are some images starting to curiously resemble another famous image?

The most ridiculous black metal pictures of all time.

Name the game.

edit: removed non functional link

You will comment now.

25 best comic book covers of all time.

Ten most hated men in rock (and Sting)

Top ten most ridiculous black metal pictures of all time!

Story of the lost wedding ring

Random Livejournal pictures! potentially NSFW

and random IRC pictures! potentially NSFW

We're all friends on Internet

Finally! A school for pin heads!

Comparison of life in Piscataway, New Jersey; Kochi, Japan; and Zhuzhou, Hunan Province, China. In case there was some confusion.

and finally...

Pictures of bartenders found while googling for pictures of Tiger Woods.

Blogging is can be a thankless task. Even more so when you arent up on the latest and greatest that this interweb has to offer. Speaking of, have you guys seen that Subserviant Chicken! OMG LOOOL.
Every day at Coolios, we sail across the internet and once in a while, upon this vast sea of mediocrity we discover an island of brilliance out there. We then set sails for home to bring it to you, our loyal reader, known only to us by the occasional kind comment. We hope you take delight with these little treasures, old and new alike, as we share them amongst our friends here at Coolios.

American reality at its worst: a dissed contestant make a poison pen video.

another iteration of pong. Yippee!

Statistical odds favor at least one of the two games being a repost, but here goes. poke your eye out.

They are coming to get you. THE HANDS.
Thanks, Vorbis.

I try to be a nice guy, but some days, I just have to put on the old gorilla suit.

An open directory of found photos.

Some men do not mind a woman who has had some cosmetic surgical augmentation, yet others still prefer women of the more natural sort. A generous patron who prefers the former may even wish to invest in a young woman's endowment.

Some Horrible science jobs!.

Also be sure to see scantily clad women with power tools..

bye bye now!

Coolio put his old record collection online! Gaudete!

More random carnage.

Prison ingenuity.

Anyone remember Lemmings?

Amazing likeness to a strawberry, wouldnt you say? (might be slightly NSFW)

Ever read a BBS and thought to yourself, "this thread sucks?" (might also be slightly NSFW)

Read this.

My first update from the city of Phoenix!

Check this out before you check out the babelog!

Look at this rack! Oh my that was a horrible pun...it is not photoshopped - i really did have the pleasure of meeting "Lurch" a few months ago.

Nimbus loves the Game girl!

Play safely all. Coolios rocks!

Fun and creative activities for your kids!

The online nintendo emulator.

Ever wonder who would win in a fight? Helvectia or Arial? Me neither.

The United States now has a "do not call registry" to allow people to opt out of telemarketer calls. Maybe someday we could have a "do not spam" registry?

I might have to try this game sometime.

Spirek Body! I dont speak much German, but I think it means "sexily painted nude women."

My brain hurts.

Image gallery from the Dragonlance series. Any half-elven readers of Coolios?

I dont know how Coolio feels about gymnastics, or how flabber feels about nakedness, but I felt it was worth presenting to you topless gymnastics.

ASCII matrix. Not bad, but most ASCII movies rely on 3 color shading more than the ASCII text itself to present the image.

And be sure to check out the posts below mine! Bye for now.

Take a look at naughty nurse Betty and friends. Hello nurse!

And who doesnt love the party girls?

Well, why not?

If your're a blogger, you have to really love japan. Their pecuiliar cultural idionyms make the blogger's job so much easier. If you haven't seen Matrix ping-pong yet, give it a look.

Don't copy that floppy!, said the freakish man trapped in the computer.

Oh no!

It wasn't me. (this time)

Best class picture perhaps ever?

Owned?

Desert storm chess set.

The Diamondiana is perhaps my favorite.

Dispose of your ugly children here.

Would you eat here?

and I would also like to wish a happy fourth of July to my american friends! Have fun and please be safe.

At Coolios, we tirelessly search every corner the web to bring you the best flash and java games we can find and present them to you, our Coolio's reader, the very best in browser-based entertainment. Sometimes, in the darker corners of the internet, we find something that is so unspeakably bad, but yet strangely compelling. Case in point, this little java gem.

Now this would be mildly passable had it been from the portfolio of some Java 101 student. However, this game is the product of a 10 year old development company, and yet could have been coded simply by bashing your head repeatedly against a keyboard. Don't say you weren't warned. Click and enjoy the awfulness of the first ever winner of the Coolio's Doghouse Award!

Thanks to Reverend Tommy for the link.

Buy my muffler or I will date your sister.

This cute bear is hosted by the fine folks at flabber, so you know it is good stuff.

The muppets are much more angrier than I remember them being as a child. Here they are doing the NWA classic "f- the police". This is encoded using mp4, so quicktime 6 is recommended.

The people at Blizzard present Rock and Roll Racing, a demo for their upcoming GBA game. I for one would like to see more GBA games demo'd on a PC!

And dont forget, if you're in the mood to blog - email Coolio! That is all.

Vote for the hottest teacher in the Philadelphia area. If I had known about these ladies, maybe I would not have wanted to move away!

Watch as this guy moves your browser.

Before I go out partying, I alway look at these pictures to keep me from excess. Yikes!

I dont think this fellow was too happy with his diet bars lol.

Classic Coolio: I rediscovered sushi race after it was linked from memepool.

And be sure to drop a Coolio a line if you're interested in filling the power-vacuum left by Wastrel. Sorry to to see you go, man :(

More stangeness found by our friends at Sensibleerection.

Did anyone get to see The Hulk this weekend? Maybe it is just me, but the computer generated Hulk looks a bit fake.

From Cruel: John Strand's "Remembering Laci" (requires Internet Explorer) is one of several heartfelt tribute songs written by total strangers for Laci Peterson, the only person murdered in the United States during the last six months.

Amazing what people post on the internet.

Leverage the paradigm! The inventors of nebulous business terminology such as "synergy" and "incentivize" say enough is enough and are selling the cure.

And while you're at it, scroll down to visualize Coolio's proactive, bleeding-edge synergies below.

Watch your step!

For the price of all those monitors, maybe he could have bought a real plane?

Unfortunately-named products I found while shopping.

Look at this guy's new camper. Wow!

If anyone has a lot of extra time on their hands, here is something fun to do.

I hope it hasn't been raining for 45 out of the last 50 days where you are! If it has, here are a couple of free full-version games you can enjoy with a clear conscious:
Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory has assaulted my free time.

Grand Theft Auto the original version is now available for a free download.

Nice to be back from my journey with a raft filled with updates for everybody!

People are always stopping me on the street and asking me, "Nimbus, how do I become more attractive to the opposite sex?" I tell them all they need to do is to read Coolio's! But if that isn't enough, this site will help you lay your mac down.

How can anybody think that this is a good idea?

Well, I am already planning my next trip. Has anyone ever gone to this place? beer is any good?

So, you're reading Coolio's, and you're still not happy. Well, fear not! This book is here to help you goodbye your depression.

Coolio has finally let me out of the "borrowed" moving van, and as my eyes adjust to the light, I see that Andreas has done a wonderful job with the design! Also thanks again to Gert for providing us a corner of the web to inform/entertain. And thank you all, our daily visitors, for encourging us to continue on in all of this craziness!

First, let's start with some geese.

The slower you finish this race, the better. I got 48 seconds, but only after 20 minutes of trying. :)

Brain not fried yet? This will help. Hit shit+s a few times to scramble, then press 's' to solve. How do they expect you to be able to win if you can't peel off the stickers?

This is not a hoax! the seller tells us. But I wonder if the high bid is?

I like the bye-bye bear the best, I think.

And for the Lord of the Rings fans out there, Golem's acceptance speech.

And finally, are you still worried about coastal raids? Here's your man: