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Thursday July 31, 2003
Elvis Has Left The Building
Category: Cool Linkdumps

This is it then. My final post. Happened way too soon. Working at Coolio's was great fun, the best experience I've had in 5 years of being on the internet. Great site and great people to work with. Best wishes to all the crew here at Coolio's and a big thank you to everyone who visits our site.

*GAMES*

Surreal action in The Hunter.

Bomb them before they bomb you in Bombernan.

Shoot the blimps in Shoot.

Knock out the other spinning tops in Spin Stadium.

Run over sheep'n'things in Wheels

Change the candies to win in Flip Out.

Drive for your life in Deathride.

Shoot to kill in Star Crap.

Winter fun #1: Snow Fight.

Winter fun #2: Snowball. Oldie, but goldie.

Not easy, but there are brill graphics in Stressball.

Kill Justin Timberlake. Don't know who he is? Lucky you.

*FLASH*

Join me in the shower.

Elastic Baby.

Gellato El Chocolato.

The Andy & Kickel Show.

How Done They Did That?

The Night of the Full Moon.

And a bit of open folder flash fun.

*STUFF*

Use your PC to take pics with Monitor Camera.

Cool site: 665.

'The Purring Kitty transforms Nokia mobile phones into discrete, vibrating massagers.'

An abusive 404 page.

They're here to save the day: Duct Tape Superheroes.

Check out the latest weird news at Euronate.

Porno for the deaf.

You got rejected.

The humour of James S. Huggins.

A ton of funny slide shows.

Early SUV ad: the Chevy Subhuman.

10 second film: The Quickie.

That's it, goodbye, thankyaverymuch, I luv ya all...


Posted by Wastrel at 10:31 11 comment(s)
Wednesday July 30, 2003
Beer For Breakfast
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Hello to Jett.

Some mornings you wake up and you're just desperate for a beer.

Underdog's demos are well worth a look, paticularly their updated version of Maze Runner.

The Frankenellos, a crime family with a difference.

Escape From Detention, clever little puzzle game.

Tony Blair for President.

Avoid the hitbear in FurFighters Maze.

Browser bombs, things to crash your computer. These are real, so careful what you click on.

A game for the surrealists out there: Giant Battle Monsters.

Checkout BBC's posting below; the trials of parenthood. :-)


Posted by Wastrel at 09:38 1 comment(s)
Tuesday July 29, 2003
Postz Meanz Gamez
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Gamey post today.

Couple of games sites: Wok2 and Neoto.

Beanz meanz boobz.

Break the ice in Reindeer Games.

There are many, many flash playthings at Uncontrol.

A Day In the Life of My Mouth.

A great big bunch of online movies, but I don't know how long the site will last.

Nun Hangman. With fish.

Play with yourself, the big masturbation database. Post your results in comments, I dare you. :-)

Check out what's underneath.


Posted by Wastrel at 10:32 3 comment(s)
Monday July 28, 2003
Welcome to Monday
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Today is the first day of the rest of your working week.

Promo games are big business on the web. Ericsson does a good skateboarder called Parklife, Kraft has the fun dino-gamer Quest for Cheese and Kellog's has a whole bunch of games online.

Todd Gallina does great toons.

AD: Air Stockings, spray-on tights. If they're selling, someone must be buying.

Adolph the cat.

Be a porn director. Seriously.

A really nice interactive car demo from Havok.

Celebrity swearing, bra sizes and tongues.

Someone doesn't like us.

More down below.


Posted by Wastrel at 10:30 1 comment(s)
Saturday July 26, 2003
Mini
Category: Cool Linkdumps

... la la la, the weekend, the weekend, lal la la...

Cool Mini promo, Rush Around the Roundabout.

Sorry Your Mom Died.

Well good, Mini Golf Open.

Pengball, pinball with peguins.

Oldtime audio buffs Best of Western Radio have got a copy of the Orson Welles version of War of The Worlds online.

Beat the gorilla in Nutz.

Bunch of flash.

The story of a way back machine in Dino

Check out my biography below. ;-)


Posted by Wastrel at 09:11 0 comment(s)
Friday July 25, 2003
Kill Bill
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Just before posting this I found out that Bill Gates has his own home page.

An online oldie, Reversi.

True to life: Becoming Unglued.

Skyblue, cool promo site.

Slack & snack your way around the office in Slackman

New Foamy & Germaine, Super Mystery Cult.

Check out the funny vids at The Viral Factory .

A neat fireworks thing.

Old time games at Winney. (Click pics to play.)

More fun stuff under this.


Posted by Wastrel at 10:45 0 comment(s)
Thursday July 24, 2003
Hello
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Hello to Tom at Optical Poptitude. :-)

Crash the ball into the barrel to win in Hummer Squad.

Things That Make You Go Ewww.

Illuminating the Renaissance, a brilliant multimedia representation of artistic greatness.

Flash Fun: Flash Player, Renegade Cartoons, Killtoons, Pesky and Ian Byers.

I want to do this.

Help the flying elephant collect fruit in Nellie From The Sky.

You are being brainwashed.

The BBC Games Page is worth a look.

Lots'n'lots more below.


Posted by Wastrel at 10:37 0 comment(s)
Wednesday July 23, 2003
The End Is Near
Category: Cool Linkdumps

One week from today I stop posting at Coolio's *sob*

It's a game of snakes and ladders in the Workplace.

Nifty plaything; Five Clicks.

Pixar have ben good enough to put all their short films online. :-)

Help the mummy put the capstone on the pyramid in the Maze of Rah.

Deservedly hard to find videos.

Life in the flavela in Reflex.

What's it like?

Check out the flash stuff at the DK Project.

More ace stuff below.


Posted by Wastrel at 10:36 5 comment(s)
Tuesday July 22, 2003
Signs
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Another day, another post.

Line them up to win in Fruitz.

Solving the problems it creates, the Mr Snaffleburger Corporation for the Community.

A collection of warning signs.

Alley Cat, nice little platform gamer.

Studies in stop motion.

Who is Braingirl?

I think the Dancing Rhino is cool, anyway. :-)

Rinkelball, Pong variant with a complex scoring system.

There's more down below.


Posted by Wastrel at 10:35 0 comment(s)
Monday July 21, 2003
F1
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Monday morning; the feeling will pass.

Who won the 1975 Formula 1 World Championship? Ask Snoopy.

New Weebl and Bob, Hentai.

Match the dance moves in Simone.

Pop-Up Song.

Police scanner in Phoenix, Arizona. These police scanners can be a bit disturbing at times.

Parody gaming: Trek Wars.

Just found out there's a an alt b3ta.

Zero Tolerance.

Check below - someone else mentions Formula 1 in their post.


Posted by Wastrel at 10:36 1 comment(s)
Saturday July 19, 2003
Gamey
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Major congrats to Lance on his forthcoming nuptials. :-)

Squigo #3: The Gunslinger.

Build a Better Bunny.

Comedy trio Stella have put a bunch of their vids online.

Help Nuclear Fart Bear catch butterflies.

Some nice flash playthings.

Games from the Netherlands: Playagame, Superspellen, 18+ Games, Kobus and NuSpelen.

The awesome site of consumer goods giant Reemco. Remember Ronco? :-)

Juggle Challenge, a tough little game.

Below this post there's tons more.


Posted by Wastrel at 07:33 0 comment(s)
Friday July 18, 2003
Whacked
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Hello to Lance, our newest poster. :-)

New from Brian Mung, Spiderman.

In case you haven't played it yet, Gravity Ball 2.

EA's excellent ad for it's Xbox game Whacked.

Line them up in Alienz.

See: the toons at ToadInTheBrain, the games at Paeony Games, the flash stuff at Skive Creative and the humour at Fat Drunk and Stupid.

Open folder funnies.

F. Jack's Golf and Taxidermy Shoppe. 'The long bodies of otters are ideal for protecting our expensive, hand-painted graphite shafts. We even leave the cute little hands on the otters for extra realism.' Golf and taxidermy?

Tough little Breakout variant, Arkapinball.

More posted below.


Posted by Wastrel at 10:48 0 comment(s)
Thursday July 17, 2003
Situation Vacant
Category: Cool Linkdumps

I'll be posting at Coolio's until the end of July and then I have to start my new job. If you think you have what it takes to be a blogger on the best Belgian blog ever - no, dammit, the best blog ever full stop - then click the 'Replace me?' link at the bottom of this post and drop us a line.

Blob; weird with music.

Nice, simple game of Keepy Uppy.

Evil? Hellbent on world domination? Don't know where to start? Then check out the Supervillains and Supervillainy Forum to get in touch with other insane dictators.

Good games collection at 100% Chillin'.

Pipingrad, cartoon strangeness.

About the Other Animals, the story behind a bible story.

Honeycomb Havoc, an ace fighter.

Gamespot is a hugely popular gamer site. They're reviewing a game called Real Life and they say it's going to be really big. Maybe. :-)

A whole buncha stuff underneath this post.


Posted by Wastrel at 08:24 3 comment(s)
Wednesday July 16, 2003
Things: Posted.
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Midweek. Humph.

A visit to Lazylaces will cheer me up though. :-)

New from Ill Will Press, Gas-E-Pop.

A sweary version of Russian Roulette.

Join Me.

Fersurfin: What Winds Me Up (humour), The Flash Archives (flash), Othervision (animation) and Galumpia (flash'n'stuff.)

Haven't posted a comic in a while, so here's a good one: My Stalker .

Game type thing: Shoe Saddam.

Anti-listing: TV Go Home.

Plaything: Sluglets.

Look down for more.


Posted by Wastrel at 10:44 2 comment(s)
Tuesday July 15, 2003
Assorted
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Mixed bag today.

Crow Clock #3: Public Service Announcement - what makes a flash cartoon funny?

Strangely compelling game; Find Small Men.

Lookit: the flash stuff at Monkeon, games at Area29, CmdrTaco home of Rob Malda, creator of Slashdot and the media at 120seconds.

Try out the Custom Insult Generator and see what it calls you.

Plaything: video beatbox sequencer.

How to Good-bye Depression. Yes.

Porn Haiku, the original home of haiku smut.

How to juggle sheep.

Check out those movies below, BTW.


Posted by Wastrel at 10:28 0 comment(s)
Monday July 14, 2003
Posteded
Category: Cool Linkdumps

It's Monday. Oh, well.

Kegel, a little dog with a mind of his own.

What Words are Hiding in your Phone Number? I got 'boner.'

You're the rock star who catches underwear to get Satisfaction.

Check out the fun at JibJab cartoons.

Play an unseasonal game of golf in The Twelve Holes of Christmas.

A really good soundboard collection - includes Dennis Hopper, Howard Stern and Robert DeNiro.

Super Mario Does A Killer Jump!

Shoot them all in Camera Killer

Lots more below.


Posted by Wastrel at 10:39 0 comment(s)
Saturday July 12, 2003
Saturday Night, Sunday Morning
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Aaaah, the weekend is here...

MonkeysAndRobots do ace flash toons like Skeletor Job Hunt.

At the Interactive Theatre you get to choose how the drama pans out.

New Weebl and Bob, Danger: Cheese.

Urban75's brilliant games collection.

Area 41, back-to-basics shooter.

Am I a Terrorist or Not?

Movie of a French guy using a wingsuit. Now I know what I want for Christmas.

Not easy: Bar Room Billiards

Check out the stuff below and try our latest caption competition.


Posted by Wastrel at 11:03 0 comment(s)
Friday July 11, 2003
The Weekend is in the House
Category: Cool Linkdumps

It's close enough to smell Friday evening from here. :-)

Throw chainsaws at the Zombie Cluster Pumpkins of Doom.

Stripper-faq: tools of the trade. 'Other than your body, which we'll get into later...'

Mambopera, an enjoyable musical plaything.

Surf to: Spiritonin for cool flash, Phenomenon for alternative thinking, Mortadellatv for ace media and Flying Puppet for nifty flashwork.

A very fully featured musicmixer.

Don't mess with Mother Nature!

A good Arkanoid clone, Javanoid.

Catdog in 'The Garbage Truck.'

Tons of funny stuff on Millian's flash page.

Firefly, an insectile shooter.

Give us a little help and check out what Coolio has to say about our URL below.


Posted by Wastrel at 09:14 0 comment(s)
Thursday July 10, 2003
Just passing the time...
Category: Cool Linkdumps

It's almost the weekend. :-)

Synthesizer, good time waster.

The New York Times story cannot be displayed.

Target celebs with the Muck Cannon.

Some really good 3D demos.

Kill terrorists, but spare villagers in Operation: Enduring Pipeline.

Penguin dreams are weird.

Penny Arcade's 'Also Known As Blackmail' strip; true to life.

An oldie, but goldie, Balance.

See if you can match the boobs.

New Happy Tree Friends, Mime and Mime Again.

More below


Posted by Wastrel at 10:42 0 comment(s)
Wednesday July 9, 2003
That Midweek Feeling
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Lot of .swf stuff again.

Rumble in the Jungle in Junkyard Wars.

Ask Bear With Searing Gas Pain.

Jesse Simpson runs Noise Rover where he produces off the wall animation like The Takeover and games like Vampire Madness.

Straightfoward shooter, Starship Legend.

A flash plaything, the Spectratone.

An oldie, but worth the time, Hoogerbrugge's Modern Living series.

Platform gaming for those of a certain bent in Gay Lords.

Offbeat animation in Hiram.

The site for the BBC's Walking With Beasts can keep you entertained for hours. (Check out the Beeb's games page while you're there, as well.)

Into the Blue with a bunch of chicks.

Coolio has 2 (yeah, 2) v. good posts below. :-)


Posted by Wastrel at 09:32 3 comment(s)
Tuesday July 8, 2003
Anims & Games
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Today I am posting flash and games, mostly.

Home your basketball skills in Jockey Hoops.

A new kind of superhero: Heem Man episode one. And more of this sort of stuff.

Photoshop fun with one of the b3ta crew.

A simple addictive little space shooter, Metaploy.

Everybody does it, how about you?

The Cheese Family go to the zoo.

Retro look gaming in Superfighter.

Warner Brother's newest cartoon, Daffy Duck interactive.

About's Animation Mysteries series. Check out Billy and His Pet Brain Spider.

Ming the Merciless, a site with... stuff.

Peruse the posts below and have a crack at our caption competion. :-)


Posted by Wastrel at 08:19 1 comment(s)
Monday July 7, 2003
It's a post.
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Short post, might be more later today.

Shoot things in Crazy Shooter.

Tech Tales, customer support horror stories.

There are weird animations on Harold's Planet.

Pop and Drop, nifty little game.

Sculpture for sale: Bunny Sees Boobs.

Giant Condoms. OK, it's not Shakespeare :-)

New from Brian Mung, A Day To Remember.

Sandcastle crushing in Hop-It.

Check out Coolio's post of earlier today.


Posted by Wastrel at 08:41 0 comment(s)
Saturday July 5, 2003
Minidump
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Second Stripperella thing I've posted lately.

Civilisations is an entirely new way to explore human history - a multi-dimensional picture of the world, where you're in charge of the timeline.

An interactive Alien Encounter.

Holy Lemon is a humour site worth a look. They do stuff like Ducks.

O Fortuna, flash inspired by music.

Pastimes #1: jamming a pair of scissors repeatedly into your crotch.

Nutty the dancing squirrel.

Stripperella the game.

Pish the... game?

More fun below.


Posted by Wastrel at 11:07 1 comment(s)
Friday July 4, 2003
Postette
Category: Cool Linkdumps

That first one's a bit of a giggle.

Me-Me-Me: the first ever interactive global talent search.

Avoid the barriers in Seconds of Madness.

Angry Ball's Guide to Cockney Rhyming Slang.

The Bathroom Habits Survey: are you a folder or a crumpler?

Plane weird.

Classics Of Redneck American Literature.

9 Coronas, a timely warning about the dangers of alcohol.

Am I wasted?

Many more postings below.


Posted by Wastrel at 10:45 0 comment(s)
Thursday July 3, 2003
Shorty
Category: Cool Linkdumps

Holiday season and someone has to do the overtime, so short posts for the next few days I'm afraid.

Niche marketing: Hostage Cupcakes.

The Glossary of Perversion. All you ever wanted to know about what you're not supposed to know.

The all-new 2003 Anti-autotheft devices.

Your mission is to fly over Pearl Harbour and destroy as many ships as you can. Each ship represents a Hollywood blockbuster that spent a fortune on effects and not enough on plot or acting.

The Matrix Reloaded in Tokyo. From left to right: Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith...

Secrets of the human face.

Patricia Piccinini makes fascinating art like Game Boys Advanced.

I despise you and I hate your taste in music.

Down below = more stuff.

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