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<title>Rich White Guys Don&apos;t Like Paying Taxes....</title>
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<description>The 4th of July is a big deal in the U.S. The Declaration of Independence. Freedom from Tyranny and Oppression. The Right to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness! But when we really get right down to it, it&apos;s...</description>
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<title>Beat the Devil</title>
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<description>&quot;Darkness is Death&apos;s Ignorance, and the Devil&apos;s Time...&quot; Wisdom from Brotha James. Tomorrow is Friday. Next week is a three day weekend. All is not lost, my children! Hopefully Flip comes back soon to give you some real content, but...</description>
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<title>Somebody put something in my Drink</title>
<link>http://www.coolios.net/#7302</link>
<description>Blurred vision and dirty thoughts Feel (out of place), very distraught Feel something coming on Kick the jukebox, slam the floor Drink, drink, drink, drink some more I can&apos;t think Hey! What&apos;s in this drink? Hopefully you know a Ramones...</description>
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<title>Life&apos;s Been Good To Me So Far...</title>
<link>http://www.coolios.net/#7301</link>
<description>My Maserati does one-eighty-five I lost my license, now I don&apos;t drive I have a limo, ride in the trunk I lock the doors in case I get drunk... Joe Walsh, in case you wondered or cared. Not dead yet,...</description>
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<title>Toys For Weird Kids</title>
<link>http://www.coolios.net/#7300</link>
<description>It&apos;s Monday here in the UK and what a weekend - new tent and a whole new lease of life...there&apos;s something about waking up to the dawn chorus and sheep nibbling ya guide ropes - your tent pole&apos;s wonky and...</description>
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<title>I&apos;m A Knicker Picker Pervert!!!</title>
<link>http://www.coolios.net/#7299</link>
<description>Just a quickie from old Flip - that&apos;s what she said - as I&apos;m off on another camping trip lol - aaah the great outdoors lovely views...hiking...rain and shagging in a tent hahaha...onwards with the linkage... Fancy reading a great...</description>
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<title>I&apos;m Still Here Lol...</title>
<link>http://www.coolios.net/#7298</link>
<description>Sorry for the delay - been a holiday weekend here in the UK and I took a trip across the &quot;border&quot; into Wales...yup old Flip and his love in a tent...waking in a field next to a river with the...</description>
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<title>Euro THONG Contest</title>
<link>http://www.coolios.net/#7297</link>
<description>Ever wondered where all those deleted You Tube videos go..? Worry No more welcome to You Tomb... I must get one of those dumbass emails every single day...I wonder where they come from..? Foward It On... I&apos;ve heard of jumping...</description>
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<title>Hung Like An Elephant...</title>
<link>http://www.coolios.net/#7296</link>
<description>I told ya old Flip would be back regularly...so enough blabbering and onwards with the linkage from this whacky intraweb of ours... Your daily awww that&apos;s so sweet...yup it&apos;s a four legged duckling... Ever wanted to create your own isometric...</description>
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<dc:date>2008-05-18T06:12:55-08:00</dc:date>
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<title>The Wanderer Returns...</title>
<link>http://www.coolios.net/#7295</link>
<description>Don&apos;t all pass out at once - yup &apos;tis me old Flip back from the dead and ready to hunt down them links...life&apos;s been a little hectic with a long vacation in South Africa - a proposal - a house...</description>
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